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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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How do we get the honey?

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So I need to get to the hive and sort of root around in there and get some out and put it into this honey pot that I have brought.

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Carla can't even right now.

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Can any of you, any of you sneaky? Perhaps one of you should just go in there.

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Moot kinda rubs his nose and points at Sully.

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Sneak on in and just, you know, subvert this whole problem.

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But you guys gotta have my back and stuff too.

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If you, if you see one of them seeing me, you gotta like take them out before they can tell anybody else.

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When I'm grabbing Sully, I like reach with my like nasty nail claws and I cut the bubbles free and then I stab them down and I'm running away from the seat.

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It's very diehard. Extremely cool.

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Also fucking awesome fan art. Sully on the back of this honey badger with the giant explosion behind them.

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Somebody do that please.

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So much wisdom.

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Wisdom.

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And then you see this adult green dragon bound out.

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Honey delivery.

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Oh no, not the guy. Not the delivery guy. He's got the goods.

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Slip was making hell wasp honey mallows.

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Wait, he was making you these hell wasp treats on the side?

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I love adventures and hell wasp honey mallows.

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Let's go talk about the recipe. What do you want to put in yours?

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Oh no, no, no. It's all that what you want as the customer, my dear.

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Glimed Moot and swaddled baby Sully walk back towards Draught the Mar.

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Better? Maybe. We'll see.

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I mean different.

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Forever changed.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your dungeon master Russ More.

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He, him. Also with me today is Tom Laird.

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That's me, he, him. And I am playing Moot who also goes by he, him.

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And Carla Maxted.

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She, her. I am playing Norixious Akra. You know her better as Glim, she, her.

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And Amy More.

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She, her. And I play Sullivan Slyte. He, him.

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No Lightfoot Halfling Rogue on that one.

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Oh! I was waiting for it.

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I didn't go for the...

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Me neither.

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I know, I didn't notice it so much on YouTube, but then the Lightfoot Halfling Rogue.

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It was so, it was just so brief.

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I just missed the Halfling Lightfoot Rogue is what I missed.

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The Lightfoot, the Halfling, the, he's a...

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Exactly.

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That much.

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I missed it. But we got it now, it's good. Hey everybody.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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What's up?

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What's going on? What's up with you?

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I'm also just chilling here.

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Me too.

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Looking forward to running a game where it's a big shopping episode coming up here.

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Oh God, I'm so excited.

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Me too.

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Did you misplace your notes, Ross? What's happening?

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No, I've got notes. Don't worry, I've got notes. It's a shopping episode.

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Guys, guys, we're shopping.

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Hey, speaking of shopping episodes, we're going to go visit the new Zed Mart we mentioned a little ago.

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Our patrons contribute several of the items to the Zed Mart.

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And if you would like to, after you hear some of these amazing items, you're probably like,

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Ah, sweet. I've got the craziest idea for a cool thing that Mook Lammer Sully or Flint Thea Yenpold would love to purchase off the store shelves at the Zed Mart.

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Oh yes, please give us your weird stuff.

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Yeah.

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I want weird stuff.

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I want some weird stuff too.

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You can go join us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, where when you're a patron, you also get an episode dedicated to you.

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Like today's patron, Austin Hale.

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Thanks Austin.

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Austin, thank you so much.

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Thank you, Austin, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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Fuck it, let's play.

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You mean fuck it, let's shop.

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Well, we've got to play to shop.

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Well, that was not part of the deal.

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I was told it was a shopping episode.

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The three of you have just been chilling like villains, only not villains because you're very lawful in the way you go about your business in Gerod Tamar for some time now.

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Mostly because like the pressure just seems to be just not quite there right now.

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It's a little bit of a reprieve.

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Since you've been there, a new store has pulled in called the Zed Mart.

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Because when you shop there, you're smart.

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And it caught your eye.

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All the sweet goods in the windows.

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The three of you pull up one fine morning and you're the first in line to go check out the store shelves.

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Guys, I got a bag of gold and it's just burning a hole in my pocket.

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I know.

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There's so many things.

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They set up the display in the window and it looks so great.

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And I just like, I want all this stuff.

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You enter the Zed Mart.

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There's a beep that you hear.

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Just off somewhere.

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Not exactly sure where.

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And a young gentleman dressed very dapper, bow tie, pops up from behind the counter.

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And he's got a very large, bushy, curly mustache and slicked over hair.

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And he says, well, hello there.

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Welcome to Zed Mart.

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You're one of the first customers of the day.

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How can I help you?

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Well, we were told that the first people who come in today, like the first...

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Sorry, excuse the dog down here.

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Very noisy today.

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Oh, yeah.

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No, it's fine.

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But I was told that the first people who come in here for today get a 10% discount.

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Where did you see this flyer?

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It wasn't a flyer.

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It was word of mouth.

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Oh, from who?

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Who referred you?

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So many people.

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Name six.

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Oh, I don't know all the names, but it's just, you know when you're walking through the marketplace and you're like, and you're hearing stuff and it's like, 10% discount, 10%.

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Did you hear that Zed Mart's having a 10% discount for the first four people who walk in?

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Well, you know what?

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You look like fine upstanding young adventurers out on the road to do good.

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I could give you that 10% discount that you've heard.

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Well, really?

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I rolled so low.

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I don't care how low you roll.

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Well, I like the way you roll, my friend.

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You know, you could just have like a carriage with those hydraulics pumping up and down.

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Oh, yeah.

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Really freaks the horses out.

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It does. It makes it difficult.

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They don't like that.

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But take a look at the shelves.

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If anything catches your eye, I can give you some more information on it, obviously.

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I'm going to go keep my dog quiet.

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Sorry.

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Yes.

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What's your name?

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Stevenson.

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Stevenson.

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Yes.

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Stevenson or Stevenson?

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Stevenson.

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One word.

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Stevenson.

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Is your dad also named Steve because then you would be Stevenson Stevenson or Stevenson Stevenson?

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Yes.

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Absolutely.

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How did you make that connection?

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I mean, I guess it's kind of common.

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I see how you made the connection is basically what I'm trying to say here.

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So, yes, thank you for pulling up my family lineage.

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I'm going to write that down for later that Steve might come up.

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Oh, hey, I got a question since you got a whole lot of stuff here.

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Yes.

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I was wondering if you could tell me a little more about this and from strapped

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to his back, Sullivan Sleight pulls out his staff of the adder.

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Oh my, look at this.

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This is very intricate.

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Very good.

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Why don't you take a look around?

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Leave this here.

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I'll take a look at it, see if I can't find some information in some of my books

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back here.

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Can I make like a perception check on this guy and whether or not he's going

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to like try to pawn this out for something else and steal my thing?

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Sure.

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Yeah.

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Insight is what you're looking for.

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Damn it.

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Why did I put it back?

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She's a character who could just be the Zed Mart character.

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She's like, he's going to fuck us over.

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I guess.

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I am very distressed.

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I wonder why she feels that way, Russ.

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Sorry, am I investigating or no?

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Insight.

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Insight.

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I don't have much of that.

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Yeah, I wonder if there's maybe been a reason in the past.

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If we've ever been burnt in the past.

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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Also Russ could be like, this is too much for you.

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You're not allowed to have it.

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18 episodes from now, I'm going to try to use this staff.

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And he's going to be like, oh, twist.

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Guy behind the counter at Zed Mart swapped it out for a fake.

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Remember, son of Steve?

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He's the new Big Bad.

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I'm married to you.

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I know your tricks, Dewey.

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That's fair.

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You get a good feeling off of him that he's not trying to do harm.

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He's trying to help you.

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He's giving you the 10% deal.

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He's pulling out books as we speak.

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All right.

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Thanks, man.

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That's real awesome of you, Steven.

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Yeah, of course.

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No extra charge for looking this one up.

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How much would it be for your time?

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Don't even worry about it.

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For you, we're best friends now.

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I immediately dislike him.

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All right.

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Thanks, man.

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I'm going to look around.

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Great do so.

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I think you're going to call me a great douchebag.

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Great douchebag.

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Sorry, what did you say?

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Great do so, not douchebag.

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Guys, look at this.

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What did you find?

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What is it?

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You know how we can't see in the dark and then we go in a place and then we can't

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Wouldn't it be amazing?

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Well, I mean, some of us can.

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Well, no, I totally get what you're saying.

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Say you couldn't see in the dark.

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OK, I'm following you now.

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Excuse me, sir.

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No shaming people who can't see in the dark.

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There's a sign up there.

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No shaming those without dark vision.

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Now that you pointed out, I see the sign.

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I'm very sorry.

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Back to my work.

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It's funny with that dark vision you could do.

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You couldn't see that sign over there, though.

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Really interesting, right?

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It's right next to the hang in there, little kitty.

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So what if what if I had a sword that that provided light and then did extra

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damage, but I don't have enough money for it, but it's so beautiful.

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How much is it?

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I could maybe spot you some.

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I remember we got that we have the 10 percent discount.

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That's true.

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But guys, it's it's nineteen hundred gold.

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Oh, I know it's too much.

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I'm going to even on layaway.

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I couldn't afford it because then we'd have to come back to Gerothimar.

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And then I'd you know, it just doesn't make sense.

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But oh, look at it's called Sunspire.

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It's so beautiful.

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Well, I wonder if this is like one of those things that they would have at another

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Zed Mart and that maybe you could save up for like, oh, like if they got like very

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similar things, a different maybe Stevenson can tell us more about that.

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Yeah, that's a good question.

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Maybe we'll come into some money.

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I mean, I I mostly just, you know, I'm so I have to give mine away.

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So I need to sort of change my philosophy and then.

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Yeah, you got to stop doing that.

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Yeah, really start saving up.

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The thing is, I really want to save up.

256
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I kind of just want to get something now.

257
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You're speaking my language sister.

258
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Yeah. Yeah.

259
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Anything. What do you guys think?

260
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I know I'm probably not supposed to anymore because of what happened last time.

261
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But look, there's a scroll of Eldritch Blast.

262
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And I know last time the scroll thing didn't go so well.

263
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But I mean, I didn't even know what that one did.

264
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But this one right on it and and there's this really neat kind of explanation

265
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and like what it does and stuff probably would would work out much better.

266
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I'm thinking I mean, I kind of feel like it worked great last time.

267
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I mean, it was carnage.

268
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Yeah, it was quite destructive.

269
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It was terrifying.

270
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But we really came away from that.

271
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We were safe.

272
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So at the end of the day, that's what's really important, right?

273
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You protected us.

274
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Job well done.

275
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Yeah.

276
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But yeah, maybe from now on, scrolls with directions are probably like a better way to go.

277
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Well, I think I'm totally going to get this one.

278
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I put it in my basket.

279
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Sully has picked up one of those plastic basket shopping.

280
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Like one of the ones that you can drag around with you that has the wheels on it

281
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or like a just like the one the hands.

282
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Well, if he's got the if he's got the option, it's the one that he can drag behind.

283
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Yeah, absolutely.

284
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Because carrying those plastic shopping baskets around, that's bullshit.

285
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Especially when you're a halfling.

286
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It's basically on the ground anyways.

287
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Right.

288
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So yeah, I'm dragging this behind me.

289
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Hey Moot, you want to push me in this?

290
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I would love to.

291
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Where should I push it to?

292
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What do you want to have a look at?

293
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I don't know.

294
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I already got something cool.

295
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I'm going to look at it.

296
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Why don't you take me to something that you want?

297
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Oh, OK, sure.

298
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I wheel Sully over towards there's like a wall of gems and there's a green one.

299
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I say, hey, what's this emerald?

300
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What do you think it does?

301
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Steveson, do you know what this emerald does?

302
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Oh, that one there.

303
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That's a real that's a real catch.

304
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Good eye, sir.

305
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Good eye.

306
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That gem contains a just a moat of elemental energy.

307
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So when you break it, an elemental is summoned as if you had cast the spell Conjure Elemental.

308
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After that point, though, the gems magic is lost.

309
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One time use.

310
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So you just really want to pull it out when you have that moment.

311
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And the emerald one summons a what was it again is a water elemental, I do believe.

312
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Oh, good.

313
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I want to ask what what what elemental would have been green.

314
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But yes, yes, it's the water elemental.

315
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If you run into others, the blue is air, yellow is earth, red is fire and emerald is water.

316
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Well, I don't want to I don't want to touch it because it's a little out of my price range.

317
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But boy, it sure is nice to look at.

318
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Fair enough. Yes, yes.

319
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Well, we do have certain layaway programs.

320
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I overheard you saying that if you would like to put some money towards the next Zed Mart,

321
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your your your credit carries with you everywhere you go.

322
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And then through the power of magic, your item can appear where you are.

323
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Oh, so OK, how does that work?

324
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Magic. Right.

325
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000
But like, how does the magic work?

326
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:34,000
Oh, well, see, we keep just a general we keep an account for you.

327
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So your your your name is Moot.

328
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My name's Moot. Lovely to meet you, Moot.

329
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We would keep your your account under Moot.

330
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You'd have an account number.

331
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We'd we'd put it into our our ledger system, which gets amalgamated into one central unit.

332
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And then as it adds up, once you get to the total.

333
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So for the elemental gem, which is seven hundred twenty gold, we would take the item.

334
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It gets placed into a sort of pocket dimension, which is accessible via every other Zed Mart.

335
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000
Oh, that's really cool.

336
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,000
Now, how would you know that I'm the Moot in question?

337
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:14,000
Well, you would have your account number with you.

338
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,000
Well, sure. But what if somebody got that information from me?

339
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Oh, this is very good information to have.

340
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So what we would do is we would just well, there's one of two ways we could just take a little bit of hair,

341
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a drop of blood, or we could we could sketch an image of you.

342
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They're pretty lifelike.

343
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,000
OK, so. All right.

344
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Sketch, blood or hair. All right.

345
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I will think I will think that over.

346
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Just information to have about, you know, future visits.

347
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I hear you're looking to spend your cash, not, you know, walk away with something something fun and exciting.

348
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Remember that 10 percent off.

349
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Oh, right. Yeah, yeah.

350
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I forgot about the 10 percent.

351
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So Glim's over in the scroll section and she's like looking at the scrolls.

352
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:05,000
And then you see her looking at her friends and just kind of like squinting and really like staring at them

353
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and looks at Moot, looks at Sully.

354
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Really like got a real concentrating look on her face and is like,

355
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and realizes she has like no idea what they're thinking.

356
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And wouldn't it be handy to have a scroll that like let her read someone's mind?

357
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I mean, probably not to use on her friends, but like, but maybe, but maybe, but maybe.

358
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But like these are the people she knows, like the best other than her family.

359
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And she like has no idea what they're thinking at any time.

360
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So are they really in this saving the world thing as much as she is?

361
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:44,000
I feel like she believes that 100 percent.

362
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:48,000
No, there's a prophecy and we're all a team.

363
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:52,000
So I'm looking at that scroll of detect thoughts.

364
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:56,000
And I'm going to I'm going to maybe pick that up, pick that up.

365
00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:00,000
I think it'd be really funny if it was like, no, nothing in Sully.

366
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:04,000
Couldn't detect a single thought.

367
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:10,000
And I don't have a cart, but I have like a reusable bag that I.

368
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000
Of course you do.

369
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:16,000
That I brought myself to the store that I'm going to put that in.

370
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:21,000
You know what? You get an extra few coppers off for your green initiative.

371
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000
Oh, great.

372
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:27,000
I mean, you got it. You got to take care of the place, right?

373
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,000
Absolutely. We've only got this one planet.

374
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:34,000
Oh, I feel like we're going to be best friends as well.

375
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:38,000
Oh, that's really nice. You know who my actual best friend is?

376
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,000
Tell me.

377
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,000
Well, there's this really cool guy I know. His name's Bahamut.

378
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Have you heard of him?

379
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:48,000
I have heard of Bahamut. Have you seen the Bahamut poster section?

380
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000
No.

381
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,000
Yes, it's in the back. It's got those flippies.

382
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Oh my God, guys, I'll be like, I don't know, 30, 40 minutes.

383
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Four hours.

384
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I'll be back. I'll be back.

385
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:07,000
Sully wants to go back over to the scrolls because one caught his eye.

386
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:17,000
It's completely like splattered and he picks up a color spray scroll too

387
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and puts it with him that nobody's looking.

388
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:26,000
But then as he turns around, he sees a section of notebooks and is like,

389
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oh, hey, Moot. Moot, Moot, Moot, look.

390
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000
Yeah, I'm here. I'm here right beside you.

391
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,000
Listen, I can't buy a gift for you right now because you're like right here.

392
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:40,000
But if you were to buy a gift for yourself, this would be something really good.

393
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,000
Look, it's called the Notebook of Holden.

394
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:47,000
Oh, what does it do? Because I already have a pretty good notebook.

395
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:53,000
This is an endless notebook, it says.

396
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000
What?

397
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:59,000
And if a page is torn from it or the writing on it has a shelf life of one hour

398
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:04,000
before it turns blank and afterwards, if you write on the page, you can't.

399
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:10,000
And the loose page won't hold any ink and you can write on it forever.

400
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000
I don't know if I'm reading this right.

401
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000
Stevenson?

402
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000
Yes, sir.

403
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:20,000
OK, Sully was trying to tell me about this notebook and I think he got it right

404
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000
for the most part.

405
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000
What do you know about this notebook of holding?

406
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000
One moment, please.

407
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.

408
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,000
He's running over to you.

409
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000
Is the store that big?

410
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000
It's quite large.

411
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000
We're just screaming across the store.

412
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,000
Luckily, it's really early and we're the only ones in here.

413
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:40,000
And you can hear me from back in the Bahamut poster section.

414
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,000
Got it. Got it. Got it.

415
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000
Look at this one.

416
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000
Need it?

417
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000
Look at it flying.

418
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000
Bahamut's on the hood of a Camaro in this one.

419
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000
Classic. So classic.

420
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000
Oh my God.

421
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,000
Oh, my friend had this stenciled on their carriage.

422
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,000
It looked so wicked.

423
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000
Yes, sir.

424
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000
The notebook of holding.

425
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:03,000
That comes from a very interesting creator, an artificer of sorts, Jessica Babyok.

426
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,000
She has created these notebooks of holding.

427
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000
So once you...

428
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000
It's exactly as I overheard.

429
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,000
It's an endless notebook for a person who takes notes.

430
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000
Do you take notes?

431
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000
I take so many notes.

432
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000
Does he take notes?

433
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
I could have guessed from your pack.

434
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,000
You have notebooks spilling all over the place.

435
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,000
This would take care of that.

436
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
Yes, absolutely.

437
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
The pages just never end.

438
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000
I have a question.

439
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,000
Does the notebook get bigger with the more pages?

440
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:37,000
Or does it stay the same size and yet there's just endless pages in it?

441
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000
There's endless pages.

442
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:44,000
You just recall the thing that you need and it comes to the page that you desire.

443
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000
Oh, this is...

444
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000
Sully, you did so good finding this.

445
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000
But wait, there's more.

446
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000
There's more?

447
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000
What if I buy it now?

448
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,000
10% off.

449
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000
What kind of other purchases will I...

450
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,000
What kind of other bonus things will come with the purchase?

451
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:07,000
Once per the day, it can lend you a sort of inquisitive advantage to something you're trying to accomplish

452
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,000
It's something that you have taken notes on previously.

453
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:16,000
In regular speak, it gives you advantage on a skill check if it relates to something that you may have previously written notes about.

454
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,000
Like something about birds that you may have sketched.

455
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,000
Or all of my great jokes.

456
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:29,000
I would love to know what skill check rule I need to know about your jokes, but...

457
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000
You don't know.

458
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000
It's got to be an insight.

459
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000
This is pretty fantastic, Stevenson.

460
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
So, okay.

461
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:41,000
Normally, 87 gold, but with the 10% off, I guess, 75?

462
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000
No, 79?

463
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000
No.

464
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000
What price would it be?

465
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,000
Well, 10% of 87 is 8 gold, 7 silvers.

466
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,000
We'd round it up for you and just give you the full 9 off.

467
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000
Because I'd like the cut of your jib.

468
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000
So that would be...

469
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000
Quick math.

470
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000
70, 76, 78.

471
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000
No.

472
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000
Yes.

473
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000
79.

474
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000
No, I think you were right with the 76.

475
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000
How much is it?

476
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,000
9.

477
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,000
78.

478
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000
78.

479
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000
78.

480
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:13,000
The three of us are in radio.

481
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:17,000
I just wanted a cheaper notebook, you guys.

482
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,000
I just wanted to watch that train wreck.

483
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,000
I'm like, alright, it's 87 minus 9.

484
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000
Let's see how long it takes Russ to do.

485
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:29,000
Well, when Russ went for a lower price, I tried to cram onto it.

486
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000
Good strategy.

487
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000
You're like, nope, you can stop there.

488
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000
That's nice.

489
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000
Yeah, that's fine.

490
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000
It sounded great.

491
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000
Okay.

492
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000
Yeah.

493
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,000
So the 78.

494
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,000
Wow, that sounds great.

495
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000
I'm going to put this in...

496
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000
Sully, can I put this in your cart for the time being?

497
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Oh, yeah.

498
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000
Just put it here on my lap.

499
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,000
One more thing to note.

500
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:49,000
If you're concerned about losing information or a page being torn out, the individual

501
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000
pages have shelf life on them.

502
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:56,000
So if someone were to acquire a note that you did not want, it would last for

503
00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:00,000
an hour on that page, but then it would be blank and would not work.

504
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
It would lose its magic.

505
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:06,000
Now, is that for every page that gets ripped out or just pages that I don't want?

506
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,000
Like if I give someone a note to take to the king, but they can't get there in

507
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000
an hour, is the page now blank?

508
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000
The page is now blank.

509
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,000
One hour of shelf life.

510
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000
Or are there things to consider here?

511
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000
Yes, yes.

512
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,000
Well, now instead of carrying seven notebooks around, you probably just carry

513
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000
two.

514
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:22,000
One for ripping pages out and the other one for keeping everything in.

515
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000
Smart.

516
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,000
That's why you're the pageologist.

517
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:29,000
Do you have a large desire or a large need to rip pages from books, to give as

518
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:33,000
notes for scribes or squires running back to kings?

519
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000
Oh, the life you lead!

520
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:39,000
My friend in the back there looking at the Bahama posters, she's got this

521
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000
destiny that we're supposed to save the world, so you never know when I'm

522
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
going to need to rip notes out of a notebook.

523
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:48,000
This day just keeps getting more and more interesting, and it's only been

524
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,000
20 minutes.

525
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,000
I come out from the back, Steve-son.

526
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,000
There's a beaded curtain.

527
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000
Of course there is.

528
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000
Of course there is.

529
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000
Wait.

530
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000
That's where the good stuff is.

531
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,000
I was going to say, is that where the port is?

532
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000
That's where the Bahama posters are.

533
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,000
Sally goes through the beaded curtain.

534
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Steve-son, wow.

535
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
I've never seen such a good selection in one place.

536
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000
It's amazing.

537
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:16,000
I mean, I think I have literally every one, but wow.

538
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000
Normally people have like two or three.

539
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000
You have like 30.

540
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000
It's amazing.

541
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000
This store.

542
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:29,000
One of my passion projects for Zed Mart is to be a hub for deity merchandise.

543
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:34,000
Bahama, really on the ground floor of this merchandise thing.

544
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:40,000
And I mean, probably not your best, busiest department here at Gerard

545
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:44,000
Tamar, but like basically everywhere else, I'm sure it's super busy.

546
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000
It's popping.

547
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000
All day.

548
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000
You guys finding good stuff?

549
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000
What do you think?

550
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000
Are you going to like, I got this scroll.

551
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000
I don't know.

552
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000
I might get something else too.

553
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000
I want to spend.

554
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000
Oh, go ahead.

555
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:59,000
Oh, so I was just going to say I got these two scrolls here.

556
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:06,000
I think, I think that might be it for me because I will totally just, I will blow all my money in here.

557
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,000
It's hard not to.

558
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:12,000
Like Steven said, you just take my money, but don't because also I need to eat and stuff.

559
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,000
But you know what I mean.

560
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:18,000
Oh, guys, look at this necklace though.

561
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,000
Oh, that's real pretty.

562
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000
It's really nice.

563
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,000
Oh my God.

564
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,000
With the red, it would look, don't, and I kind of hold it up like in front of me.

565
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
Like this is going to, it looks good.

566
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,000
Doesn't it look good?

567
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000
It looks good.

568
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,000
Right.

569
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:34,000
Especially with your, with your, with your scales and it's just all shiny.

570
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000
Yeah.

571
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,000
It's so, Steven, is this, is this just fashion?

572
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000
Because I love it.

573
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:43,000
It is fashion and function is what it is all wrapped up into one.

574
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:51,000
You find, judging by the items on your back presently, the war pick and swords and shields,

575
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:55,000
you look like you might stub your toe a few times in a day.

576
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000
I can be clumsy.

577
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:01,000
You'd think I'd be better all the, all the Zumba and the fitness, but can't take

578
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000
clumsy out of someone no matter how fit they are.

579
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000
That is fair.

580
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:08,000
This is an amulet of temporary health.

581
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:16,000
So what it does not only looks good around the wearer's neck, but it grants you a little

582
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000
extra vitality in the morning.

583
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:22,000
So in GameSpeak, it gives you, gives the wearer five temporary hit points just for

584
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,000
wearing the item and that refreshes basically every day.

585
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,000
Once a day, you can use it, activate it.

586
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:33,000
Once attuned to give you an amount of temporary hit points, which is five plus

587
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:37,000
your level, five plus your con or 20, whichever is highest.

588
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,000
If you are not attuned, you don't receive a ditch.

589
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000
So if you take it off, you lose the attunement.

590
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:46,000
You can't use it again for another 1d8 days.

591
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:52,000
Like for example, maybe if she gave it to somebody else to wear, it's not attuned

592
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000
to them, but they still get the plus five.

593
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000
Yeah, yes, yes.

594
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,000
You would still get the plus five.

595
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,000
Yeah.

596
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000
Yeah.

597
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,000
And then once attuned, you could get the bonus.

598
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000
Okay, cool.

599
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000
And also so pretty.

600
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Also so pretty.

601
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,000
So pretty.

602
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000
I mean, I definitely want this.

603
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,000
Can I put it on?

604
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,000
I'm going to wear it out.

605
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000
Of course.

606
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
Love wearing things out of the store.

607
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,000
What do you guys think?

608
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,000
Are you going to, are you going to buy some more stuff or is that?

609
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:18,000
Well, I feel like I want to save my money, but boy, there's some nice things in here.

610
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000
Well, what if you just want to spend a little bit of money?

611
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:25,000
Cause like I see these marking stickers over here and they, and like there's a

612
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:30,000
whole bunch of, like you could just buy a pack of 10 stickers for two coppers.

613
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,000
And like you mark your items, right?

614
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000
Like, you know, this notebook.

615
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000
It's mine and you put your sticker on it.

616
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:42,000
Well, I feel, I feel like, you know, between us, like we don't, we don't need those.

617
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000
Everybody knows it's my notebook.

618
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:53,000
And out of his pocket, Sully pulls out your pen, your quill.

619
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,000
I'm not sure what we're using.

620
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,000
Sure.

621
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000
It wouldn't be a pen.

622
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,000
Pencil?

623
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,000
Probably a quill.

624
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,000
Quill?

625
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,000
On the road?

626
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,000
We've already established that there are pencil crayons in this world.

627
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,000
So there's pencils.

628
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,000
Okay.

629
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,000
I pull out your pencil and I hand it to you.

630
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,000
Oh, okay.

631
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,000
I see.

632
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,000
I believe this belongs to you.

633
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:19,000
Anyway, they just caught my eye cause there's like a lot of real cute, some cute things

634
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,000
in there.

635
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,000
Well, I don't know.

636
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,000
There was one that caught my eye for you, Sully.

637
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000
It's, what does this say here, Stevenson?

638
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,000
The bardic ring of zingers?

639
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000
The bardic ring of zingers.

640
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000
Oh, zingers.

641
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:36,000
Oh, that was crafted by Dear Mark Heartless.

642
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:40,000
So, it's a little ostentatious looking.

643
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000
Oh yeah, it's real gaudy.

644
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
That's the best part.

645
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000
Right?

646
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000
It really catches your eye.

647
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000
This is a statement ring.

648
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:53,000
It can be used to throw off an opponent in some sort of duel or bout or some sort

649
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000
of spat that you're having.

650
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:59,000
Or repel any sexual advances from anybody, anywhere.

651
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:04,000
It would definitely grant disadvantage in those moments as well.

652
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:11,000
But, whoever wears it, in order to activate it, you must first taunt your opponent before

653
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000
the ring takes effect.

654
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,000
Oh, I do like to taunt.

655
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,000
You are good at that.

656
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
The ring feeds off taunting.

657
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,000
And I say feed, but it's not like it's like feeding.

658
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,000
It's just, you know, it energizes it.

659
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,000
I mean, I didn't think it was that way until you mentioned it.

660
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,000
That sort of sarcastic, just biting wit.

661
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000
That's what gets it going in the morning.

662
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
Wow, it's awfully big.

663
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
Oh my god, it's 500 gold.

664
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:38,000
Well, it is a real zinger.

665
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000
Oh, I see what you did there.

666
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
I'm just going to place this down.

667
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
Well, it could be for a later time.

668
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000
Or another adventurer, who knows?

669
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:52,000
You're trying to create the sense of urgency in me that somebody else might come and get this.

670
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,000
I see what you're doing.

671
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,000
It's a great sales tactic.

672
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,000
Great sales tactic.

673
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000
I used it many times.

674
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,000
There was just there was just a young fellow in the other day.

675
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000
Yesterday, actually.

676
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,000
Listen, I used to also be a sailor.

677
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000
I used to sell so many things.

678
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000
On the high seas?

679
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:15,000
In stores where you push the sails.

680
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000
A sailor.

681
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000
A sailor.

682
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,000
Sure.

683
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:23,000
Someone who tells everybody about the sails and tries to get people to buy things.

684
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000
Steveson looks to moot and glim.

685
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000
I give them like that.

686
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,000
Just go with it.

687
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000
Yes, a sailor.

688
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:34,000
And so I know what strategies you're using here.

689
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,000
It's not going to work on me, but I got the scrolls I want.

690
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:44,000
But I am super duper interested to hear if you got any information about my staff.

691
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000
And I will happily tip you for that.

692
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,000
Is that allowed here?

693
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,000
You're allowed to tip?

694
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,000
No tips required.

695
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000
We get paid a fair wage at the Zed Mart.

696
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
That's just nice to hear.

697
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
That's real great.

698
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
But yes, I do have some information on your staff.

699
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
Just come over and join me at the book.

700
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:05,000
So this, I do believe, is the staff of the Adder.

701
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Adder what?

702
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,000
Not out of.

703
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,000
Adder.

704
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,000
A snake.

705
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:15,000
Oh, because it's got the snake on the head.

706
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000
Yes.

707
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000
How did you come into contact with it?

708
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000
How did you come into possession with it?

709
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,000
Not knowing what to do with it.

710
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,000
It was gifted to me.

711
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000
It's only gotten as a reward.

712
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,000
It was rewarded to me.

713
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,000
For a job well done.

714
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,000
Okay.

715
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:35,000
So primarily it's used by magic users.

716
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:38,000
Clerics, druids, warlocks, that sort of thing.

717
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:42,000
In fact, it requires attunement by one of those three classes.

718
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:48,000
They use a command word and it turns the head of the staff into a poisonous snake.

719
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,000
Whoa.

720
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,000
Yeah.

721
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:56,000
However, it is generally restricted to those, to those classes.

722
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,000
Oh.

723
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,000
So what you're saying is I just have a real fancy stick.

724
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000
You have a fancy snake stick.

725
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:09,000
Unless you just like took tutelage under one of these, under one of these certain

726
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:16,000
individuals and learned over time how to craft and utilize the magic towards using

727
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
using this fancy stick.

728
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,000
Well, gosh, I don't know.

729
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:26,000
I don't think I know any clerics or druids or warlocks.

730
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
Do I?

731
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Wait a minute.

732
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
Glim, aren't you a cleric?

733
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,000
No, no, no.

734
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000
I'm a pAlydin.

735
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,000
I mean, it's, it's a similar adjacent.

736
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
Yeah, you're just so pious and like.

737
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,000
Mostly I'm just a real big fan of Ahmet.

738
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:52,000
I feel like I don't go like preaching and proselytizing or anything like a cleric would.

739
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:58,000
Anyway, I'm not entirely sure how I would find one of these people to show me.

740
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Well, you do travel around.

741
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Do you not?

742
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:06,000
Well, yeah, but studying under somebody makes it feel like it's kind of a long

743
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,000
commitment where I'd need to be into one, into one place.

744
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:15,000
And if Glim and Moot need to go in and do something like world saving and stuff.

745
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,000
And I'm like, guys, I got class.

746
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,000
Oh, OK.

747
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:23,000
Well, I mean, it's your staff.

748
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000
Whatever. I don't know what you I give you.

749
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000
I've given you the information.

750
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000
Oh, I I'm just I'm just fit.

751
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000
I like I just sure I'm just wondering.

752
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:36,000
I'm just I just you know, here we love, you know, furthering ourselves extra

753
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,000
education and all that sort of thing, too, with the Zed Mart.

754
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:43,000
And when we find people in possession of items that require certain other

755
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:49,000
knowledges, you know, just can't can't hurt to to offer a window that they

756
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000
maybe didn't otherwise look through.

757
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:56,000
Are you offer me are you a cleric or a druid or a warlock?

758
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000
I'm a sailor.

759
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:02,000
And he looks to Moot and gives a big wink.

760
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000
Why do you say it like that?

761
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,000
It's it's how how a sailors do, right?

762
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000
Oh, yeah, it is.

763
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:14,000
And silly winks at him and then turns to Moot and Glim is like, I don't know.

764
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000
This guy.

765
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Well, I mean, Glim, how long are we staying in a Gerard the Mar?

766
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000
Did I say that name right?

767
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000
Yeah. Good for me.

768
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:39,000
Welcome to the middle.

769
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,000
We're here to tell you about our cool community.

770
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,000
I really felt like you had like a country vibe to that.

771
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000
I wasn't sure where it was going to where it was going to go.

772
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Sometimes it finds itself along the road, the long, dusty open road.

773
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,000
Yeah, that one.

774
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,000
You find the back of the pickup truck lowers onto your head.

775
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
Here, Rover, come on.

776
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:02,000
People not in Canada might not realize that Russ and Amy live in like

777
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
the cowboy part of Canada.

778
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000
They aren't cowboys per se.

779
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
But they do live.

780
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000
Exactly.

781
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,000
They do live in the cowboy kind of region of our nation.

782
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:16,000
I have lived here for a very long time of my life, like most percentages.

783
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,000
So I guess I'm the most cowboy of us all.

784
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,000
I yeah, I guess.

785
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000
Which is weird.

786
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
Or your cowboy immunity is very high.

787
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000
That's what it is.

788
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:31,000
Enough Calgary Stampede's that I've just really, I can just hold back on it

789
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,000
so hard.

790
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Hey, where we'd like to see you is over in our Discord community,

791
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:39,000
because we have a whole bunch of really amazing people over there that are

792
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:43,000
just the best and we love them to bits and we want you to be part of that.

793
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000
Yes, totally accurate.

794
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
Whatever you like to talk about.

795
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
D&D, obviously people talk about that there.

796
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:53,000
But like cute pets, food you make, food you grow.

797
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,000
Books.

798
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:59,000
The level of food these last few weeks has just been off the charts.

799
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,000
Well, yeah, I mean, during the holidays, it's already off the chart anyway.

800
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,000
But yeah, everyone's like, oh, I did this and I did this.

801
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,000
So much food.

802
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,000
So great to watch.

803
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,000
So much.

804
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,000
And I always somehow end up like while I am preparing my lunch is when I

805
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000
scroll through Discord.

806
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,000
And then I'm like, my leftovers just seem more sad.

807
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000
Doesn't look the same.

808
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,000
Just doesn't seem the same as all these magnificent feasts people are

809
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,000
making.

810
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
You can come join us on Discord.

811
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
Like you don't have to be a patron.

812
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
You don't have to be on any other Discord.

813
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
You might not even know what Discord is.

814
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000
I didn't before we started doing it.

815
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,000
Me neither.

816
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000
It's just like a place where you chat.

817
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000
It's like a chat room is really what it is.

818
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:41,000
Another benefit there is that the people, I mean, you get to know all

819
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000
the people just through chatting.

820
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:47,000
If you're an active participant or if you kind of hang out in the

821
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000
background, that's kind of that's cool too.

822
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:53,000
But those people who get to know each other have started games, have

823
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,000
started sending each other like candy gift packs.

824
00:36:56,000 --> 00:37:00,000
Like there's real friendships happening in there and we're very

825
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:04,000
happy and honored that people come and do that in our community.

826
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,000
So thank you all.

827
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,000
Yeah.

828
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:10,000
Everyone's so like nice and warm and welcoming and just like we

829
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,000
encourage you to come dip your little toe in.

830
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,000
Come check it out.

831
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:18,000
And if you have a strong meme game, please post in the meme channel.

832
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:22,000
Love those memes, especially if they're interactive memes with like the

833
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,000
alignment charts.

834
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,000
Those ones are fun.

835
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,000
Those are hot fire in the Discord right now.

836
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,000
So the link is down in the description.

837
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
Come hang out with us.

838
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,000
We'd love to have you there.

839
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,000
And again, no pressure, no commitment, no nothing.

840
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
But we'd love to see you over there.

841
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,000
And now we'll get you back to the fun times.

842
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,000
Yeah.

843
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,000
And now cowboys, because that's how we started for some reason.

844
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000
And now to make it full circle.

845
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,000
It's time for your episode.

846
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,000
Here we go.

847
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000
Okay.

848
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:00,000
Bye.

849
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Okay.

850
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000
Bye.

851
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,000
Well, I don't know.

852
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,000
I mean, we did what I came here to do.

853
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:12,000
So I guess as soon as we find our next adventure, we'll be gone.

854
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
Well, how do we know what that is?

855
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,000
Yeah.

856
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:19,000
It's not like just the adventure fairy shows up and leaves it under our pillow.

857
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000
But wouldn't that just be great?

858
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000
That would be great though.

859
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:26,000
I feel like the adventure just like will know it.

860
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:32,000
It'll just present itself and it'll just will feel a calling to it like kind of

861
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
on a spiritual level.

862
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:40,000
So is this like some tutelage that I could do like correspondence wise?

863
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Perhaps.

864
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,000
Perhaps.

865
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:47,000
There could be correspondence with some sort of educational facility.

866
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000
We could give you some pamphlets.

867
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:55,000
We've got pamphlets here for various different manners of job.

868
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Oh, all right.

869
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,000
He hands you different ones for Gerard the Mar.

870
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000
Glim, did you see?

871
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000
There's a place for pamphlets.

872
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,000
You should probably ask.

873
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000
You put your pamphlets.

874
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Do you?

875
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000
Can I?

876
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,000
And I'm like reaching.

877
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,000
Can I?

878
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,000
I happen to have some pamphlets here.

879
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,000
Oh, OK.

880
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:17,000
I'm just wondering like is this like a community kind of pamphlet board?

881
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,000
Of course, yes.

882
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000
Yes.

883
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000
What do you have for me?

884
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000
Oh, well, I mean, it's all about Bahamut.

885
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,000
I sort of have gone through and like handwritten on where the temple is here in

886
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,000
Gerard the Mar because I keep them just like quite generic.

887
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:32,000
You know, so just like wherever we are, general kind of information about the good

888
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000
news about Bahamut.

889
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,000
Of course, yeah.

890
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:38,000
But I've kind of handwritten on so that it could go to the temple here.

891
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:42,000
Do you mind if I just put a few of these and I'm already like, please do hastily

892
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:47,000
shoving them into the what if they if they go like hotcakes, we could have we

893
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:53,000
could have our scribes duplicate them to to to be spread around to the other

894
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,000
Zedmarts.

895
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,000
Steve said, I think we might be best friends.

896
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000
I knew it as soon as you walk through.

897
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:03,000
I know you said it before, and I feel like you were sort of pulling my leg,

898
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000
but maybe as us sailors do.

899
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,000
Right, Sully?

900
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,000
Yeah, OK.

901
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:20,000
So he's never had anyone call him on this before.

902
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000
It's really shocking.

903
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:28,000
OK, well, I got these pamphlets, so I'm just going to maybe go to some of

904
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:33,000
these places and see what kind of like situate.

905
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,000
Thank you for.

906
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000
Oh, I need to pay for my stuff.

907
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,000
Yes, please tell me.

908
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,000
I'm ready.

909
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,000
Let's check out.

910
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000
What does everybody have in their carts?

911
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000
So first things first, Sully, we'll get you.

912
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,000
You're right up front here.

913
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,000
What did you purchase?

914
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:50,000
OK, so I would like the scroll of color spray.

915
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
Excellent scroll.

916
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:56,000
It's just there's it's so bright.

917
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,000
And also the one of Eldritch Blast.

918
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Oh, dangerous.

919
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:04,000
Not the most dangerous thing I've ever had.

920
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,000
OK.

921
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000
That's a story for another day, I'm sure.

922
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,000
Flips to page scroll of color spray.

923
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:14,000
Ninety gold minus 10 percent is 81 gold.

924
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
Wow, where are you getting your numbers from?

925
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:21,000
Because where I clicked on my scroll of color spray is 120 gold.

926
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000
Well, I'll go with mine then.

927
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000
I want your price.

928
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
The fuck is this?

929
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,000
Yes. OK.

930
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000
Yeah. So those two scrolls for me.

931
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:36,000
OK. So yes, 90 down to 81 and 15.

932
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,000
Down to 1350.

933
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000
All right. So what do I owe you all together?

934
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000
Ninety four fifty.

935
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,000
So 94 gold and five silver.

936
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000
All right. Settled up pamphlets scrolls.

937
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
You know the thing about scrolls, right?

938
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:54,000
Yeah, you can only use it once and you got to follow all the directions on them.

939
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,000
Oh, oh.

940
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000
Well, no.

941
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:03,000
Hey, it's me jumping in on top of me.

942
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:07,000
Yeah, this whole scroll thing that I'm going to explain.

943
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,000
You can probably tell that I'm reading it as I'm going.

944
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000
And as such, mess it up.

945
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:18,000
We correct it in the downtime, which you can find at Patreon dot com slash dumb Dragoncast where you can join us over there.

946
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,000
But you can use scrolls once.

947
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:25,000
Sometimes, if you know the spell, it can be OK.

948
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:29,000
But for just using a scroll, that's about as far as it goes.

949
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,000
Anyways, back to the episode now.

950
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000
Thanks. Bye.

951
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,000
You can use the normally.

952
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000
You can cast them once.

953
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:48,000
But if you succeed on a DC equal to 10 plus the spell's level.

954
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:53,000
It maintains its its it maintains.

955
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000
Oh, oh.

956
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,000
So this is something I can use over and over again.

957
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:02,000
As long as you succeed on your your arcane knowledge.

958
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:06,000
So the first time I fuck up, it's gone.

959
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:14,000
There is if you find yourself in in in company with someone who can transcribe spells,

960
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:18,000
you can copy them to another scroll and then you have multiple of them.

961
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000
Cool. OK, who's next?

962
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000
I'm ready.

963
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,000
So I've got this beautiful amulet.

964
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,000
And then I've also got this scroll of detect thoughts.

965
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
What is that for?

966
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:39,000
Well, you know, if we have to like interrogate a bad guy or like we're on the road and somebody drinks my special organic oatmeal.

967
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,000
Can I need to figure out who keeps drinking it?

968
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,000
Because it's my special thing that only I can have.

969
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000
And you guys can just have regular milk.

970
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Like, you know, whatever, just whatever comes up.

971
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:54,000
Yeah, yeah. I mean, I've noticed that it does go missing for you quite often.

972
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:58,000
I. It wasn't me.

973
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
OK, great. Yes.

974
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,000
Same same goes for the scrolls.

975
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:05,000
There's a there's a check that you have to do in order to maintain them.

976
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Otherwise, it's a one time use if you fail.

977
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
The amulet of temporary health.

978
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
That, too, is by Kat Waterflame.

979
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,000
Waterflame Studios.

980
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,000
Yes. Yes.

981
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:18,000
Normally 100 gold down to 90 for you today.

982
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000
The scroll of detect thoughts.

983
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Normally 180 gold down today to 162.

984
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:29,000
So a total of 252 gold, please.

985
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000
Great. Here you go.

986
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,000
Thank you.

987
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,000
Goodness, you just ready to spend.

988
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,000
I love it.

989
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:40,000
And Moot, what what what do you have in your basket?

990
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Moot made a special quick trip back to the scroll section after he saw everyone else getting scrolls.

991
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
If you want to get in on that.

992
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,000
So he puts his three items up on the counter.

993
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000
There's the notebook of holding.

994
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000
There's the 10 stickers.

995
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,000
Oh, you got them.

996
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000
And the scroll of hellish rebuke.

997
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000
OK, so the scroll of hellish rebuke.

998
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,000
Yes, that's going to be regular 90 down to 81.

999
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000
The notebook of holding.

1000
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000
Again, that's from our artificer, Jessica Babyok.

1001
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,000
Thank you, Jessica.

1002
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,000
That's down from 87 to 78 gold for you today.

1003
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000
And then the stickers where their add on.

1004
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000
So that's that's two coppers for you.

1005
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,000
Did you know about the stickers, what they do for you?

1006
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000
Yeah, I think so.

1007
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000
It was pretty the description was pretty clear on it.

1008
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:32,000
If someone tries to touch my stuff, they have to like get stunned if they're not smart enough.

1009
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,000
Was that what it was?

1010
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,000
Oh, OK.

1011
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:38,000
So, yes, you put it on if they if somebody tries to take it from you.

1012
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,000
These stickers are made by Kat water flame.

1013
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:46,000
She's known all across the land for making sure water flame studios.

1014
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,000
Exactly.

1015
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:51,000
So if somebody touches or take some of your things,

1016
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:59,000
they're also going to possibly take some some psychic stress damage.

1017
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:07,000
So they have to save on a an intelligent save of a DC of 15 or take one D4 psychic damage.

1018
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:15,000
If that same person touches the same item again, they have to make another higher save DC 17 or be paralyzed for 10 minutes.

1019
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Well, it kind of sounds like maybe Glim should use that for her oat milk.

1020
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000
Well, sure, I could give one to Glim.

1021
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:28,000
Well, but remember, Steve, and you said that maybe I could save a few coppers because I brought my reusable bag.

1022
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Oh, yes, you did.

1023
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,000
Oh, my goodness.

1024
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000
I didn't even think about that.

1025
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,000
Well, me neither.

1026
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000
But then you said two coppers for 10 stickers.

1027
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:39,000
And I thought, well, maybe maybe I could just have 10 stickers.

1028
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,000
You're right.

1029
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,000
You caught me.

1030
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,000
What do you think?

1031
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,000
Oh, goodness. I feel so bad.

1032
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,000
It would have been a yes.

1033
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,000
Take the stickers here.

1034
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,000
We'll just write it up.

1035
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,000
That covers the cost.

1036
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000
As long as you are fine with that.

1037
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000
Oh, I'm delighted.

1038
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,000
And then I don't have to use the scroll on this whole oat milk thing.

1039
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,000
Well, if everybody else has stickers, I want some too.

1040
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000
And I slapped two copper down on the thing.

1041
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:03,000
And I'm like, three can play at that game.

1042
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,000
All right.

1043
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,000
Everybody's got stickers.

1044
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000
They're going to be wheeling and dealing.

1045
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:11,000
Just like leaving things just close to where people are picking up other things.

1046
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000
It's going to be real fun.

1047
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,000
Real fun.

1048
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,000
Does anyone else get the thought that Sully is going to, like,

1049
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:21,000
put a sticker on someone's beer at the bar when they're not looking?

1050
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000
And then they like go to touch it.

1051
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,000
Things go very south.

1052
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,000
Well, no, I think Sully would put it on his own beer.

1053
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:30,000
I was going to say it also does say touch your stuff.

1054
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000
Yeah, I think it's got to be your own.

1055
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
That's an interesting line to walk down.

1056
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
But I was going to say, when does it?

1057
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,000
No.

1058
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:40,000
Is it just what I feel is mine?

1059
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000
I feel like it's a lot of stuff.

1060
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000
I don't think we can get too deep on that.

1061
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:48,000
I think it's got to be the sticker that just gives the damage in the DC.

1062
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000
Yeah.

1063
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000
Honestly, we'll just forget we have them anyway.

1064
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,000
Let's be honest.

1065
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,000
Sure.

1066
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000
And then in like three months, we'll be like, hey,

1067
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000
I didn't put one of these stickers on this thing.

1068
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000
Remember these stickers, guys?

1069
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,000
And Russell will be like, what?

1070
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Well, it's good seeing you, everybody.

1071
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000
I hope to see you again soon.

1072
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,000
No layaways.

1073
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,000
There was talk about that.

1074
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:13,000
Just want to make sure we cover all that before you go.

1075
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,000
There was a look at the Sunspire, that one by Darylith.

1076
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,000
Very nice.

1077
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,000
Very nice blade.

1078
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,000
It's so beautiful.

1079
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,000
It's just, I don't know.

1080
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:27,000
I need to kind of keep some spending gold, you know?

1081
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,000
Of course.

1082
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,000
Yes.

1083
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,000
OK.

1084
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:33,000
Well, next time you stop in, maybe there'll be a bigger sale going on

1085
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:37,000
or maybe you'll have come into a little bit of wealth.

1086
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,000
Maybe.

1087
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,000
Maybe?

1088
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Thanks, man.

1089
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000
You guys go on ahead for a sec.

1090
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:47,000
I just have one more question for Steveson over here.

1091
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,000
OK.

1092
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,000
Thanks so much, Steveson.

1093
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,000
Yes.

1094
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,000
Thanks, Steveson.

1095
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,000
Have a great day, Glimon Moot.

1096
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,000
All right, Sailor.

1097
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,000
What can we talk about?

1098
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,000
OK.

1099
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:59,000
So I totally was drinking her fucking oat milk.

1100
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,000
Uh-huh.

1101
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,000
That's going to be real shitty for you then, isn't it?

1102
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,000
Well, obviously I'm going to stop and...

1103
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,000
I saw you took the quill, too.

1104
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000
I think they got the stickers to stop you from getting them.

1105
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,000
Yes, obviously.

1106
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,000
Anyway, that's not the point.

1107
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,000
OK.

1108
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:17,000
The point is I want to make repercussions about it, you know?

1109
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,000
When you, like...

1110
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,000
OK.

1111
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000
You know, to make up for it.

1112
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,000
So...

1113
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000
Oh, reparations.

1114
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,000
That's what I said.

1115
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,000
And so I want to put...

1116
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,000
I would like to take some of my gold here.

1117
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,000
I'd like to take 50 gold.

1118
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,000
OK.

1119
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:39,000
And I want to put the sword...

1120
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,000
On the sunspire?

1121
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,000
The sunspire.

1122
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:45,000
I want to put it on there as a layaway.

1123
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,000
Oh, for Glim?

1124
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,000
Yeah.

1125
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,000
Or under your name?

1126
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,000
Well, under my name.

1127
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,000
OK.

1128
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,000
I was going to say she didn't set up an account.

1129
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,000
No, no, no.

1130
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000
This is getting shady gray areas that Moot was concerned about.

1131
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,000
Under my...

1132
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,000
Shh.

1133
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,000
Keep your voice down.

1134
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,000
They're just out there.

1135
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,000
OK.

1136
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,000
Under my name.

1137
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,000
What's taking so long, do you think, Glim?

1138
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:06,000
I bet he's looking through those click clackers, the Bahamut posters, and he just can't even

1139
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000
stop because they're all amazing.

1140
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,000
Yes.

1141
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,000
We can set you up an account.

1142
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000
You can put your 50 gold down.

1143
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,000
Here?

1144
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,000
And then I rip out a chunk of my hair.

1145
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,000
Here?

1146
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,000
Oh, it just needed one.

1147
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,000
One?

1148
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,000
You got 12?

1149
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,000
Yeah.

1150
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,000
You have a patch now.

1151
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:23,000
I got a lot.

1152
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,000
I can just...

1153
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,000
Anyway.

1154
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:29,000
So every time I go into a Zedmon, I can just keep putting some down.

1155
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,000
You just lay it away.

1156
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000
And then eventually, that sword will be Glim's.

1157
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,000
Yes.

1158
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,000
It's been put...

1159
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,000
I will take it off the shelves right away.

1160
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,000
Yeah, you take that bad boy down.

1161
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,000
It'll go into the pocket dimension.

1162
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,000
You just take your time.

1163
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,000
Awesome.

1164
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,000
OK.

1165
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,000
Thanks, ma'am.

1166
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,000
Yeah.

1167
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,000
He gives you all the account information.

1168
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,000
We'll figure that shit out later because that's not interesting to talk about.

1169
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:48,000
And you head back outside.

1170
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,000
Thanks for waiting.

1171
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,000
Those Bahamut posters.

1172
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Oh, you were?

1173
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Right?

1174
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,000
I knew it.

1175
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,000
I knew that's what you were looking at because it's just...

1176
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,000
So good.

1177
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:00,000
So Roma's like us, like where am I going to put that up?

1178
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:04,000
It's not like I got a bedroom wall or anything, but I got some good ideas when I finally do

1179
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,000
settle down.

1180
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:09,639
Well, and now like as you drift off to sleep at night, you can just like picture

1181
00:51:09,639 --> 00:51:13,119
each of those amazing images and kind of like go through the clicky clacker in your

1182
00:51:13,119 --> 00:51:14,119
brain.

1183
00:51:14,119 --> 00:51:18,239
You know, just like thinking through each of them as you drift off to sleep.

1184
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:19,239
That's what I do.

1185
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:20,239
Absolutely.

1186
00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:25,240
Three of our heroes dream about Bahamut as we fade out on this episode.

1187
00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:28,240
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1188
00:51:50,240 --> 00:52:13,800
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1189
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:18,760
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1190
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1191
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1197
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:51,480
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1198
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:55,760
The three of you stroll up one fine Sunday mor- no, I don't know what days are.

1199
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:58,760
Glim, aren't you a cleric?

1200
00:52:58,760 --> 00:52:59,760
Yeah.

1201
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:00,760
Well-

1202
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:01,760
No, I'm not.

1203
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:02,760
Sorry.

1204
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:03,760
That's my other character.

1205
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:04,760
She looks away from the Bahamut posters.

1206
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:05,760
Yeah, I'm a cleric.

1207
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:14,880
Wait, you totally threw off the sully bit I was doing and was like, oh, you

1208
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:15,880
are?

1209
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:16,880
No, I totally was like, yeah.

1210
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:17,880
No, wait.

1211
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:18,880
That's a yuggle.

1212
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:19,880
Sorry.

1213
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:20,880
That's fine.

1214
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:22,640
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