[0.0s] Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.
[2.2s] We have to go to this apiary, like every temple I've gone to, they've told me that it's like the one place you have to go while you're here, so could we please just go?
[8.9s] Glim, I'm really sorry to bring this up. I just don't normally think that girls enjoy going to the apiary, it's really because, well just, it's so hard to get the stream over the edge, you know? You know what I'm saying?
[23.9s] I'm having a question here, I don't know if I've ever had this question before, can they touch the things in the bottle?
[30.4s] Why didn't you offer them samples, Trevor?
[33.4s] Yeah, Trevor, I didn't know your name was Trevor.
[37.2s] I go by Trevor when I have my tour guide hat on.
[40.7s] Unfortunately, I cannot give you my greatest creation, my fondest creation, for lack of materials, but...
[50.0s] I'm getting very agitated with this, there was an exploding bubble, I'm still sticky, it's getting to me you guys, and now they're hell wasps.
[58.0s] How do you not get stung by a hell wasp?
[61.0s] Oh, you will probably get stung, but the good news is that you all paid for a tour already, didn't you? So that way, I can provide you with some beekeeping gear, and I shall be there as well.
[76.0s] Well, I think maybe there's more of the note on the ground, because there's another piece of paper on the floor that you were just standing on.
[82.0s] What's on this?
[84.0s] Moot, you look at it and it appears to be a map.
[87.0s] Hell wasp honey, here!
[90.0s] Exactly.
[91.0s] This is extremely convenient, thank you young man, me and my big feet. How many times have I heard that?
[100.0s] Save it for next episode, Celeste.
[106.0s] Are you regretting inviting me yet?
[109.0s] No.
[110.0s] Not at all.
[111.0s] Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons, I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More, and with me today is Tom Laird!
[137.1s] Hey, that's me, I play Moot.
[139.1s] And Karlo the Max Dad, almost did it again, shit!
[143.1s] That's me, I play Glim.
[147.1s] And Amy More!
[148.1s] Yep, that's me, you got that one right. And I play Sullivan's Sleight. All night. It's tight.
[155.1s] That's right.
[156.1s] Keep going, keep going.
[157.1s] It's a delight.
[158.1s] Don't fight!
[159.1s] Yes!
[160.1s] This could be a fright.
[163.1s] Okay, I'll be polite.
[165.1s] And joining us again this week from the Venture Maidens, writer, streamer, podcaster, and wrote that Rime of the Frostmaid.
[172.1s] We should probably play Rime of the Frostmaid.
[174.1s] That would probably be good too.
[175.1s] That's pretty good.
[176.1s] I think so.
[177.1s] Everything I've read, I've got it right there.
[181.1s] Raves of the author.
[183.1s] That's pretty good.
[185.1s] Author gives five stars.
[187.1s] Five stars, thank god.
[189.1s] Celeste, she won't let me introduce herself, Celeste Conowitch is here, thanks for joining us again.
[193.2s] Hi everybody, I'm so excited to be here.
[196.2s] Welcome back.
[197.2s] Yes, playing Professor Dr. Smith, font of wisdom.
[201.2s] So much wisdom.
[203.2s] So much wisdom.
[204.2s] Dripping with wisdom.
[205.2s] If this is your first episode, you have to go back and listen to episode 67 because this is episode 69 and it just won't make sense.
[213.2s] No!
[214.2s] Yeah, baby.
[215.2s] Nice.
[216.2s] To make you horny, baby, we haven't had awesome power-up points in a long time.
[220.2s] It's been a while, baby.
[222.2s] Yeah.
[225.2s] I don't even know where to go from here.
[227.2s] Someone gets this episode dedicated to them.
[229.2s] If you're a patron, someone gets episode 69 dedicated to them.
[234.2s] This is very important.
[236.2s] The lucky patron who gets episode 69 dedicated to them is Laura Bollander.
[242.2s] Laura!
[244.2s] Nice.
[245.2s] You know what you need to do now.
[247.3s] Go to Patreon.com, search Dumb, Drag, and Cast, and join us today!
[252.3s] Thanks, because I didn't know what needed to be done, but like when you say that to someone, they immediately think of something.
[259.3s] I think we all was just glad it was a guess, and I think it was donate to Patreon.
[264.3s] Contextual.
[265.3s] Absolutely.
[266.3s] Say, yes.
[267.3s] Who else is glad it wasn't someone in their family that was the lucky patron of episode 69?
[276.3s] Russ would have switched immediately.
[279.3s] Or would I?
[280.3s] Fuck it, let's play!
[285.3s] Oh my gosh.
[286.3s] Russ, let's play!
[288.3s] Here we are again.
[291.3s] Are we still in the cabin in the clearing in the woods?
[294.3s] Little pro tip.
[295.3s] When your DM has to stop, say, okay, and put his hands over his eyes, it might not be okay.
[303.3s] No, it's fine.
[305.3s] You tell me where you want to start.
[306.3s] Do you want to start in the cabin to game plan, or do you want to start at the Hell Wasp?
[310.3s] Jesus.
[311.3s] I feel like we start congratulating the dragon on our new friendship.
[318.3s] That wasn't an option.
[319.3s] We did it, you guys.
[321.3s] I'll go to the Hell Wasp then.
[322.3s] Could be by the end.
[324.3s] I'd say Hell Wasp, because who knows how long it'll take us to get out of this cabin.
[328.3s] I know we have a map.
[329.3s] And we have a dragon to fight.
[331.3s] We only can take up so much of Celeste's time.
[334.4s] I'm fighting a dragon.
[336.4s] I did not sign up for that.
[339.4s] I need my dragon-fighting suit.
[340.4s] This is your adventure, Professor Dr. Smith.
[343.4s] This is your adventure.
[345.4s] Get on board.
[346.4s] You're right.
[347.4s] Of course, I will come through.
[350.4s] I will dedicate my time, my energy, my efforts.
[355.4s] If this is the last thing that you ever do.
[358.4s] Like the valiant drones that keep a hive fertilized and primed for action,
[366.4s] I shall spring forth.
[371.4s] Go on.
[372.4s] Nope, I ran out of words.
[377.4s] You're all crouched behind a bush,
[379.4s] because you hear the sound of this droning noise coming from just beyond
[386.5s] up in one of the trees.
[389.5s] You peek up and over and you see,
[392.5s] coming in and out of this large, amber-dripping hive,
[398.5s] 17 Hell Wasps.
[401.5s] Also, listeners,
[403.5s] fun little thing for you to do while you're listening,
[406.5s] find all the innuendo in this.
[410.5s] There's gonna be none from here to the end.
[411.5s] Is the hive dripping, Russ?
[413.5s] Yeah.
[414.5s] Are you gonna spring forth, Dr. Professor Smith?
[417.5s] Professor Dr. Smith?
[418.5s] Yeah, it's all there.
[419.5s] It's all there.
[420.5s] There's already been like seven.
[424.5s] You just need to look at it the correct way.
[426.5s] Just remember you're listening to episode 69
[429.5s] and just going with that kind of energy.
[431.5s] You'll find a lot of innuendo.
[433.5s] Yes, there's only 18 of them.
[435.5s] We should spring soon before more come out.
[439.5s] Well, we don't want to be immature about this.
[441.5s] We gotta, we gotta just like,
[444.5s] not go too fast because,
[447.5s] and then they're all gonna come at us.
[449.5s] Stamina will be key, you're right.
[452.5s] Yes, I suppose.
[455.5s] How do we get the honey?
[459.5s] So I need to get to the hive
[462.5s] and sort of root around in there
[466.5s] and get some out
[469.6s] and put it into this honey pot that I have brought.
[473.6s] Carla can't even read now.
[475.6s] I have this nice honey pot
[477.6s] that I have for preserving special fiery honey.
[483.6s] So I just, I need to get in there.
[486.6s] So however you think.
[490.6s] So like you need like a distraction or something.
[493.6s] You need like the wasps to be doing something else.
[496.6s] I mean, if we did kill wasps,
[499.6s] I would also like to take their bodies.
[501.6s] Don't get me wrong.
[502.6s] Don't get me wrong.
[503.6s] Okay, so you are totally for the destruction
[506.6s] of part of this community for the sake of science.
[509.6s] Well, I will say,
[511.6s] hell wasps, unlike natural bees,
[513.6s] are quite harmful while on the material plane.
[517.6s] So I'm not opposed to taking care of the problem.
[522.6s] Whatever damage is,
[523.7s] I'm just here for the honey,
[525.7s] for the bubbles, for the children.
[528.7s] I'm just here for the honey.
[530.7s] I have plenty of bees in my own apiary.
[532.7s] I don't need competitors out here in the woods
[535.7s] making their own spicy honey.
[537.7s] It's all for me.
[538.7s] This is, this is Smith honey
[541.7s] for Professor Dr. Smith, no one else.
[546.7s] It's like listening to your grandpa talk about sex.
[550.7s] This spicy honey is just all for me.
[552.7s] This spicy honey going in my honey pot,
[554.7s] no one else's.
[555.7s] That's right.
[557.7s] Well, okay, I, you know,
[559.7s] I don't want you to be offended by anything,
[561.7s] but I'm totally gonna take off this bee suit
[563.7s] because look at those things.
[565.7s] All right, well, you know the thing.
[567.7s] You know the thing that will happen.
[568.7s] You know what?
[569.7s] I also have this.
[570.7s] Little bees.
[571.7s] I lift up my frightful sort of reflection
[574.7s] and I'm like,
[575.7s] I really want to try this thing out.
[577.7s] I really just, you know,
[578.7s] I just want to,
[579.7s] I got this.
[580.7s] Yeah.
[581.7s] You've got this.
[582.7s] That's great.
[583.7s] Well, no, not just by myself.
[585.7s] There's no way I could,
[587.7s] there's like 20 bees over there.
[589.7s] Yeah, there's a lot of them.
[591.7s] It's 18.
[592.7s] It's 18 specifically.
[593.7s] Right.
[594.7s] Wait, I think I'm just counting
[596.7s] the same bees over and over again.
[598.7s] No, they're all very different.
[599.7s] You can tell by their markings.
[601.7s] Oh God.
[604.7s] So maybe, I don't know
[606.7s] if we want to make them angry.
[608.7s] Can we find one that's alone?
[609.8s] Good luck.
[610.8s] Is there a smaller,
[611.8s] weaker one we could?
[613.8s] Separate it from the pack.
[615.8s] Everybody make a,
[617.8s] it's probably a nature check.
[619.8s] Oh God.
[620.8s] I don't know how to do this.
[621.8s] I'm scared.
[622.8s] Like, okay, maybe I should
[623.8s] shoot an arrow at it
[624.8s] and then make them all mad.
[626.8s] Glim got a five.
[629.8s] Oh, well, don't worry.
[630.8s] I got a three
[631.8s] after it fell off
[632.8s] the desk I'm on.
[633.8s] Perfect.
[634.8s] It's looking good so far.
[635.8s] I got a three plus one.
[636.8s] It's a four.
[637.8s] I got a 16.
[638.8s] I'm a bee professional.
[639.8s] This is why we have you here.
[640.8s] I'm a bee professional.
[642.8s] I have two degrees in bees.
[644.8s] Did you not,
[645.8s] but not specifically bee degrees.
[647.8s] I'm not fucking around here.
[653.8s] For that would require
[655.8s] a bee professor to be a real thing.
[657.8s] And we established very clearly
[658.8s] that it is not.
[659.8s] There's no bee professor.
[661.8s] Holy shit.
[662.8s] That bee over there has a tie
[663.8s] and a arrow.
[664.9s] Holy shit.
[665.9s] That bee over there
[666.9s] has a tie and a pocket protector.
[668.9s] I have to kill him.
[670.9s] He's my rival.
[671.9s] It's got the leather patches
[672.9s] on the tweed jacket
[673.9s] it's wearing.
[674.9s] It's got a leather briefcase.
[675.9s] Only one person
[676.9s] can get tenure,
[677.9s] a bee professor.
[681.9s] Epic showdown.
[682.9s] Professor Dr. Smith
[683.9s] takes on...
[686.9s] Okay, so with the 16.
[689.9s] I thought it was 17.
[690.9s] Oh, 16.
[691.9s] No, there were 17 ones.
[692.9s] No, there were 18 ones.
[693.9s] Celeste upped that to 18.
[695.9s] So there's 18 lost now.
[697.9s] Okay, you know what?
[698.9s] I have problems with numbers
[699.9s] and names apparently.
[700.9s] It's fine.
[701.9s] I feel like if we were already at 17,
[703.9s] what's the difference?
[704.9s] What's the difference?
[705.9s] You know what?
[706.9s] The 18th one is probably
[707.9s] that one with a tie
[708.9s] and briefcase
[709.9s] that just came out of the wash.
[710.9s] It's probably the professor.
[711.9s] Is going off to work
[714.9s] at the bee factory.
[716.9s] At the bee university.
[718.9s] Excuse me.
[719.9s] He is a professor.
[720.9s] He's teaching people
[721.9s] how to make bees,
[722.9s] obviously.
[723.9s] I don't think there are
[724.9s] blue collar bees.
[725.9s] I don't think so.
[726.9s] It's complicated.
[727.9s] Anyways.
[728.9s] With the 16,
[729.9s] you are more than welcome
[731.9s] to find a small,
[732.9s] weaker hell wasp.
[737.9s] Professor Dr. Smith
[738.9s] That one.
[739.9s] It seems to be
[740.9s] sort of the
[742.9s] the runt
[743.9s] of the hive
[744.9s] if I had to
[746.9s] to say something so crass.
[748.9s] I would not have guessed
[749.9s] that was the technical term
[750.9s] for bees that way.
[752.0s] Yes.
[753.0s] That one,
[754.0s] you're a runt,
[755.0s] you're a runt.
[756.0s] It is what it is.
[757.0s] Like, okay,
[758.0s] so you've done this before.
[760.0s] Is it better to go
[761.0s] like hand to hand?
[762.0s] Should I like
[763.0s] pull it into the bushes?
[766.0s] Should we
[767.0s] shoot it with an arrow?
[768.0s] Stay far away from it?
[770.0s] Yes.
[771.0s] You said yes
[772.0s] to both of those.
[773.0s] Sounds like
[774.0s] all of them are good options.
[775.0s] All of those options.
[776.0s] Maybe which one
[777.0s] is better for me?
[779.0s] Well,
[780.0s] I don't know you.
[781.0s] I don't know you
[782.0s] very well.
[784.0s] Really?
[785.0s] I feel like I know you
[786.0s] really well.
[787.0s] The bushes one,
[788.0s] I don't know why,
[789.0s] but I feel like
[790.0s] pulling things into bushes
[791.0s] to kill them
[792.0s] is more your style
[793.0s] just a guess.
[794.0s] I don't know
[795.0s] how I feel about that.
[796.0s] I'm going to have
[797.0s] to do a lot of soul searching.
[798.0s] I'm sorry.
[799.0s] Well, you made me choose.
[800.0s] You made me analyze
[801.0s] your fighting style.
[802.0s] I'm not a professor
[804.0s] of martial combat.
[806.0s] I'm a professor
[807.0s] of bee physiology.
[809.0s] I don't really know
[810.1s] what to do.
[812.1s] I would like to shoot
[813.1s] the small one
[814.1s] with an arrow.
[816.1s] You're going to shoot
[817.1s] the small one
[818.1s] with an arrow.
[819.1s] Yes?
[820.1s] Can you,
[821.1s] how small is the small one?
[822.1s] Oh, not much smaller.
[823.1s] I was going to say like
[824.1s] and so they're like
[825.1s] so it's like
[826.1s] Rottweiler versus
[827.1s] I think they're like
[828.1s] corgis sized.
[829.1s] What kind of dogs?
[830.1s] Yeah.
[831.1s] I mean,
[832.1s] that's a little too close to home.
[833.1s] Let's not be shooting corgis.
[835.1s] They're listed
[836.1s] as large fiends.
[837.1s] Oh, no.
[838.1s] Then they're bigger
[839.1s] than corgis.
[841.1s] They're like horses.
[842.1s] They're like horses.
[844.1s] They're like,
[845.1s] oh, they're pony sized.
[846.1s] I'm very large.
[848.1s] So now that I'm standing
[849.1s] up close,
[850.1s] I do think
[851.1s] they are probably
[852.1s] larger than I thought
[853.1s] they were.
[855.1s] My bad.
[856.1s] That's on me.
[857.1s] That's on me.
[858.1s] I'm just so curious.
[859.1s] How did you get the
[860.1s] how did you get these
[861.1s] before?
[862.1s] Because you don't seem to
[863.1s] you haven't come
[864.1s] and done this yourself.
[865.1s] No,
[866.1s] not technically.
[867.1s] Technically,
[869.1s] I had a friend
[871.1s] who happened
[873.1s] to be in Avernus
[875.1s] before
[877.1s] a specific amount of time
[878.1s] and then they simply
[879.1s] had a bunch
[880.1s] and I just did sort of
[881.1s] bought it
[882.1s] from them.
[884.1s] I see.
[885.1s] You know,
[886.1s] adventurers who go
[887.1s] there
[889.1s] very rarely come back.
[890.1s] I don't know if you knew that.
[892.1s] I would just like to say
[893.1s] very clearly
[894.1s] we are never doing this again.
[895.2s] Oh,
[896.2s] that's fine.
[897.2s] No, if I get all the
[898.2s] honey I need,
[899.2s] I mean, look at the size
[900.2s] of that thing.
[901.2s] I could get enough
[902.2s] honey to
[903.2s] subsist for years
[905.2s] and then I'll call you
[906.2s] then.
[907.2s] But it's like
[908.2s] an outside issue.
[910.2s] This is at least
[911.2s] six months worth
[912.2s] at least
[913.2s] which is basically
[914.2s] an eternity.
[915.2s] I mean,
[916.2s] have you looked at
[917.2s] life expectancy rates?
[919.2s] It's an eternity.
[921.2s] I am
[922.2s] I'm going to just
[923.2s] shoot one.
[924.2s] You're just
[925.2s] OK.
[926.2s] You're going to shoot one.
[927.2s] No other pre-planning necessary.
[930.2s] The balls are the walls.
[932.2s] OK.
[933.2s] Shoot away.
[935.2s] We're not really
[936.2s] planners.
[937.2s] I'm level 7.
[938.2s] Oh shit, I rolled a one,
[939.2s] y'all.
[940.2s] Wait, wait.
[941.2s] I just
[942.2s] I'm something about
[943.2s] my sneakiness.
[944.2s] I can re-roll a one.
[945.2s] You're a halfling?
[946.2s] Yeah.
[947.2s] You got a halfling's luck
[948.2s] or whatever it is.
[949.2s] I don't know what it is
[950.2s] but I know I can re-roll it.
[951.2s] Damn it.
[952.2s] Our patrons have told
[953.3s] me that.
[955.3s] 12.
[957.3s] Your arrow soars
[958.3s] through the air
[959.3s] majestically
[961.3s] and completely misses
[963.3s] my gel wasp.
[965.3s] You know,
[966.3s] I don't think that
[967.3s] higher than 12 AC
[968.3s] and there's 18 of them
[969.3s] guys.
[970.3s] Just wanted to remind you
[971.3s] of that.
[972.3s] Maybe I could forget
[973.3s] and make it an even 20.
[975.3s] Oh my god.
[978.3s] Was it
[979.3s] did it just like
[980.3s] through the air
[981.3s] like didn't really bother
[982.3s] anybody?
[983.3s] They didn't really notice.
[984.3s] They did not notice
[985.3s] based on their perception.
[986.3s] Are they just like
[987.3s] wasping around?
[989.3s] Yeah.
[990.3s] Just gossiping
[991.3s] just gossiping
[992.3s] about other neighbors.
[993.3s] Which I mean
[994.3s] I realize that's not
[995.3s] a saying.
[996.3s] That didn't mean
[997.3s] anything.
[998.3s] So what I meant was
[999.3s] bees normally
[1000.3s] are like very
[1001.3s] on task
[1002.3s] and I know these are wasps
[1003.3s] but it sounds like
[1004.3s] they are making a product
[1005.3s] like bees do
[1006.3s] so are they like
[1007.3s] they're like working
[1008.3s] they're worker wasps?
[1009.3s] Yes.
[1010.3s] Are they acting like
[1011.3s] busy bees?
[1012.3s] Absolutely yes.
[1013.3s] They're more acting like
[1014.3s] busy bees
[1015.3s] bringing their honey in
[1018.3s] you know as
[1019.3s] wasps do.
[1021.3s] They're
[1022.3s] to and fro
[1023.3s] some buzzing about
[1026.3s] perimeter checking
[1027.3s] you could argue.
[1030.3s] But yes
[1031.3s] your arrow courses
[1032.3s] through the air
[1033.3s] like just behind
[1034.3s] the one that you were
[1035.3s] trying to hit
[1036.3s] and as another one
[1037.3s] is like coming around
[1038.3s] the corner
[1039.3s] it just misses
[1040.4s] a site.
[1041.4s] So you're fortunate
[1042.4s] in that none of them
[1043.4s] saw
[1044.4s] your arrow.
[1045.4s] I'm starting to think
[1046.4s] that that was probably
[1047.4s] really good thing
[1048.4s] that I missed.
[1051.4s] I
[1052.4s] I don't want to do this.
[1057.4s] That's fair.
[1058.4s] If you would like
[1059.4s] I could create
[1060.4s] sort of a distraction
[1062.4s] around the hive.
[1063.4s] I could set it on fire
[1065.4s] if you think that
[1066.4s] would help at all
[1067.4s] in this situation.
[1068.4s] Set the hive on fire.
[1069.4s] We need the honey.
[1070.4s] Could you set
[1071.4s] something else on fire
[1072.4s] like a tree.
[1073.4s] Yes.
[1074.4s] It's sort of a
[1075.4s] well I do
[1076.4s] a little bit of this
[1077.4s] it's been so long
[1078.4s] since I cast magic
[1080.4s] but I think
[1081.4s] I can
[1082.4s] do sort of a
[1083.4s] ball
[1084.4s] of fire
[1085.4s] sort of thing
[1086.4s] that I would move
[1088.4s] around
[1089.4s] if that
[1090.4s] I believe
[1091.4s] I can remember
[1092.4s] that one
[1093.4s] what other ones
[1094.4s] do I remember
[1095.4s] Oh gosh
[1096.4s] throw your fiery balls
[1098.5s] Yeah I feel
[1099.5s] like our best strategy
[1100.5s] is to maybe
[1101.5s] distract all
[1102.5s] the very strong
[1103.5s] powerful wasps
[1104.5s] Oh it could also
[1105.5s] make one of you
[1106.5s] one of you
[1107.5s] very large
[1108.5s] if that's
[1109.5s] something
[1110.5s] that floats your boat
[1113.5s] I mean
[1114.5s] that could be good
[1115.5s] because then
[1116.5s] the wasps will be
[1117.5s] very small.
[1118.5s] I mean they'd still
[1119.5s] be like wasps sized
[1120.5s] even if you were
[1121.5s] very very big
[1122.5s] and wasps are
[1123.5s] kind of terrible
[1124.5s] even when they're
[1125.5s] wasps sized.
[1126.5s] Also you took
[1127.5s] so they would
[1128.5s] really get you
[1129.5s] Why am I
[1130.5s] the one
[1131.5s] being big
[1132.5s] I just said
[1133.5s] I don't want to do this
[1134.5s] I think I was
[1135.5s] very clear
[1136.5s] with my intentions
[1137.5s] Are any of you
[1138.5s] sneaky?
[1139.5s] Perhaps one of you
[1140.5s] should just go in there
[1141.5s] and just
[1142.5s] scoop a bucket
[1143.5s] and get out
[1144.5s] Moot kind of rubs
[1145.5s] his nose
[1146.5s] and points at Sully
[1147.5s] at the same time
[1148.5s] Yeah
[1149.5s] You could just
[1150.5s] sneak on in
[1151.5s] and just
[1152.5s] you know
[1153.5s] subvert this whole
[1154.5s] problem
[1155.5s] Oh right
[1157.5s] Okay
[1158.5s] but you guys
[1159.5s] gotta have my back
[1160.5s] and stuff too
[1161.5s] if you see
[1162.5s] one of them seeing me
[1163.5s] you gotta like
[1164.5s] take them out
[1165.5s] before they can
[1166.5s] tell anybody else
[1167.5s] I don't know
[1168.5s] how we're possibly
[1169.5s] going to know that
[1170.5s] but we can guess
[1171.5s] I suppose
[1172.5s] Well if you see one
[1174.5s] look at me
[1175.5s] and then point
[1176.5s] and be like
[1177.5s] What?
[1178.5s] Bees can't point
[1179.5s] they don't have fingers
[1180.5s] I don't think you
[1181.5s] need a professor of
[1182.5s] bee physiology
[1183.5s] to tell you that
[1184.5s] But I will
[1185.5s] I just did
[1186.5s] I just told you that
[1188.5s] And now I feel like
[1189.5s] my life is more
[1190.5s] enriched because
[1191.5s] I have that information
[1192.5s] You're welcome
[1194.5s] God
[1195.5s] Alright
[1196.5s] If you would like
[1197.5s] I could inject you
[1198.5s] with something
[1199.5s] that will make you
[1200.5s] a little bit
[1201.5s] sneakier
[1204.5s] It's the inject word
[1205.5s] that sounded
[1206.5s] so alarming
[1207.5s] I am a medical doctor
[1208.5s] I don't want to
[1210.5s] For bees though
[1211.5s] For bees specifically
[1212.5s] Well I mean
[1213.5s] all living organisms
[1214.5s] share
[1215.5s] some
[1216.5s] common basis
[1218.5s] and
[1219.5s] perhaps you would die
[1220.5s] but
[1221.5s] it's worked on bees
[1223.5s] and bees are extraordinary
[1225.5s] It's worked on bees guys
[1226.5s] I'm sure it's great
[1228.5s] A bee can handle it
[1229.5s] You're saying you can't
[1230.5s] handle what a bee can handle?
[1232.5s] You're at least
[1233.5s] twice as big as a bee
[1235.5s] Looks panicked
[1236.5s] at Glim
[1237.5s] Like
[1238.5s] What do I do?
[1240.5s] I don't know what
[1241.5s] the right thing to do is here
[1242.5s] I'm just trying to help
[1243.5s] Do we know
[1245.5s] how
[1246.5s] intelligent
[1247.5s] these hell wasps are?
[1248.5s] Are they
[1249.5s] are they intelligent
[1250.5s] like a
[1251.5s] like a wasp
[1252.5s] or are they
[1253.5s] sort of
[1254.5s] sentient or
[1256.5s] Could I make a
[1257.5s] a nature check
[1258.5s] to see what I know
[1259.5s] about hell wasps perhaps?
[1260.5s] Yeah
[1261.5s] Alright let's
[1262.5s] let's do this
[1263.5s] and see if I can
[1264.5s] As a professor doctor
[1265.5s] I honestly think
[1266.5s] that you probably
[1267.5s] You must have had to have
[1268.5s] a couple classes
[1269.5s] in basic waspology
[1270.5s] Well they're all from hell
[1271.5s] I will remind everyone
[1272.5s] so it's a little bit different
[1273.5s] That's true
[1274.5s] 16
[1275.5s] Yeah
[1276.5s] I mean your previous
[1277.5s] knowledge of
[1278.5s] of hell wasps having
[1279.5s] dealt with them
[1280.5s] in your own way
[1282.5s] You know that hell wasps
[1283.5s] are
[1284.5s] an intelligent
[1285.5s] malevolent insect
[1287.5s] native to the nine hells
[1289.5s] You know they have a
[1291.5s] telepathic ability
[1293.5s] amongst their hive
[1295.5s] So no pointing fingers
[1297.5s] They'll just know
[1298.5s] They'll just all know at once
[1300.5s] Yeah
[1301.5s] Right
[1302.5s] And
[1303.5s] can be
[1306.5s] their stings
[1307.5s] are poisonous
[1309.5s] if not
[1311.5s] You know they cause like
[1312.5s] a fiery pain
[1313.5s] throughout your body
[1314.5s] which can paralyze you
[1316.5s] Cool
[1317.5s] Cool cool cool
[1319.5s] Super cool
[1320.5s] Explain all this
[1322.5s] So anyway
[1323.5s] Injection?
[1324.5s] Wielding the hypothermic
[1325.5s] Have you just been
[1326.5s] carrying
[1327.5s] that enormous
[1328.5s] syringe around?
[1329.5s] Yes
[1331.5s] Right above you
[1332.5s] a bee zips
[1333.5s] over your head
[1334.5s] or not a bee
[1335.5s] a wasp zips
[1336.5s] over your head
[1337.5s] flying off
[1338.5s] into the trees
[1339.5s] behind you
[1340.5s] Oh dear
[1341.5s] Are they attracted
[1342.5s] to anything
[1343.5s] that we could
[1344.5s] maybe put someplace else?
[1345.5s] Pheromones
[1346.5s] If you have
[1347.5s] queen pheromones
[1348.5s] they would certainly
[1349.5s] would
[1350.5s] Well I mean if one of
[1351.5s] the four of us
[1352.5s] was going to have
[1353.5s] queen pheromones
[1354.5s] I feel like
[1355.5s] Oh that's me
[1356.5s] I think I actually
[1357.5s] do have something for
[1358.5s] this
[1359.5s] Wow
[1360.5s] Remarkable
[1361.5s] So I've been working
[1362.5s] on this perfume
[1363.5s] that I've been
[1364.5s] coming up with
[1365.5s] Yes so you apply
[1366.5s] it and then
[1367.5s] in situations
[1368.5s] you do have
[1369.5s] advantage
[1370.5s] in social situations
[1371.5s] It's quite
[1372.5s] remarkable
[1373.5s] I suppose
[1374.5s] if the gods above
[1376.5s] would let me invent
[1377.5s] an item of such
[1378.5s] a magnificent
[1379.5s] kind that might
[1380.5s] be relevant
[1381.5s] in this situation
[1382.5s] I don't know
[1385.5s] Let me bequeath
[1386.5s] the sky
[1387.5s] Hello
[1392.5s] Oh gods above
[1393.5s] might I have
[1394.5s] such a thing
[1395.5s] in my bank
[1399.5s] The gods
[1400.5s] are silent
[1404.5s] The gods are thinking
[1405.5s] of how to get this
[1406.5s] back on the track
[1407.5s] No he is not
[1411.5s] Okay do you
[1412.5s] Wait I love your idea
[1413.5s] you can have
[1414.5s] the perfume
[1415.5s] Absolutely
[1416.5s] Cool
[1417.5s] But
[1419.5s] There is more to that
[1420.5s] I mean
[1421.5s] Okay so
[1422.5s] do you guys have
[1423.5s] maybe
[1426.5s] in your bag
[1427.5s] Professor Dr. Smith
[1428.5s] Yes
[1429.5s] Do you have any of
[1430.5s] those never
[1431.5s] pop bubbles
[1432.5s] Oh yes
[1434.5s] Do you think
[1435.5s] I have like eight
[1436.5s] I don't know why
[1437.5s] I just figure
[1438.5s] whenever I see
[1439.5s] a young lad
[1440.5s] or lass
[1441.5s] I just
[1442.5s] impart unto them
[1443.5s] a gift
[1444.5s] Children don't seem
[1445.5s] to like me
[1446.5s] So I try to give them
[1447.5s] things
[1448.5s] to change that
[1449.5s] Yeah no fair enough
[1450.5s] that's
[1451.5s] a real creepy way
[1452.5s] to make some friends
[1454.5s] Would we be able
[1455.5s] to blow
[1456.5s] some of those
[1457.5s] bubbles
[1458.5s] and maybe
[1459.5s] tie some strings
[1461.5s] and maybe I could
[1462.5s] float
[1464.5s] like I am
[1465.5s] one of the
[1466.5s] bee
[1467.5s] wasps
[1468.5s] You know what
[1469.5s] What the hell
[1470.5s] Shut up girl
[1471.5s] What the hell
[1472.5s] I love it so much
[1473.5s] We are clearly
[1474.5s] floundering here
[1475.5s] So here you go
[1477.5s] I'm going to give you
[1478.5s] all of them
[1479.5s] All of the bubbles
[1482.5s] Okay
[1483.5s] Between us
[1484.5s] Can we
[1485.5s] We're going to blow
[1486.5s] some bubbles
[1487.5s] and attach
[1488.5s] some string to them
[1489.5s] and attach them
[1490.5s] to my
[1491.5s] belt
[1492.5s] So Sully's now
[1493.5s] the dude from up
[1495.5s] Sort of
[1496.5s] I'm here for this
[1498.5s] Yeah I love it
[1499.5s] Can you spritz me
[1500.5s] with that stuff too
[1501.5s] because maybe I could
[1502.5s] fool them into
[1503.5s] being the queen
[1506.5s] Well I wonder
[1507.5s] I have an idea
[1508.5s] Maybe I could
[1509.5s] distract them
[1510.5s] Yes
[1511.5s] Probably
[1512.5s] And then you could
[1513.5s] float in
[1514.5s] That's probably
[1515.5s] a better idea
[1516.5s] And then
[1517.5s] if I had the
[1518.5s] pheromone
[1519.5s] it would make me
[1520.5s] more attractive
[1521.5s] than they might
[1522.5s] be more willing
[1523.5s] to listen to
[1524.5s] what I have to say
[1525.5s] That is true
[1526.5s] They also might
[1527.5s] I mean
[1528.5s] It is a queen pheromone
[1529.5s] So I just
[1530.5s] I'm not sure
[1531.5s] if you know how that works
[1532.5s] Get your holes Glem
[1533.5s] I'm going in
[1536.5s] Well I wasn't going
[1537.5s] to say it
[1539.5s] Okay
[1541.5s] Okay tell me
[1542.5s] how this plays out
[1543.5s] as
[1544.5s] Poorly
[1545.5s] Yeah
[1546.5s] What do you mean
[1547.5s] This is a perfect
[1548.5s] 10 out of 10 plan
[1549.5s] Do you want
[1550.5s] my injection
[1551.5s] or not
[1552.5s] Sully
[1553.5s] It's just the
[1554.5s] injection word
[1555.5s] that is so alarming
[1557.5s] Well I'm an artificer
[1558.5s] so I can't do
[1559.5s] magic normal
[1560.5s] Sullivan Slate
[1561.5s] is totally
[1562.5s] like tied up
[1563.5s] so he's totally
[1564.5s] ass end
[1565.5s] if it's on the back
[1566.5s] of his belt I suppose
[1567.5s] Okay
[1568.5s] And I just say
[1569.5s] stick it in my ass
[1570.5s] Okay
[1571.5s] I do
[1572.5s] And so as I
[1573.5s] jab down
[1574.5s] this
[1575.5s] rather large
[1576.5s] syringe
[1577.5s] I'm casting
[1578.5s] Your hands are at
[1579.5s] like 12 inches
[1580.5s] It's a big syringe
[1581.5s] It's like the size
[1582.5s] of a ruler
[1583.5s] Gotta get in there
[1584.5s] I'm casting
[1585.5s] enhanceability
[1586.5s] on you
[1587.5s] and I will cast
[1588.5s] Cat's Grace
[1589.5s] so the target
[1590.5s] You have advantage
[1591.5s] on dexterity checks
[1592.5s] You also don't
[1593.5s] take damage from falling
[1594.5s] 20 feet or less
[1595.5s] Good
[1596.5s] You aren't
[1597.5s] incapacitated
[1598.5s] In the air
[1599.5s] with these bubbles
[1600.5s] So you have
[1601.5s] advantage on all
[1602.5s] dexterity
[1603.5s] checks
[1604.5s] So keep that in mind
[1605.5s] for sneaking
[1606.5s] or whatever else
[1607.5s] Okay Sully
[1608.5s] is beginning
[1609.5s] to float
[1610.5s] as the
[1611.5s] Moke give me a push
[1612.5s] needle is removed
[1613.5s] from his posterior
[1614.5s] Gentle shove
[1615.5s] towards the hive
[1616.5s] And what's
[1617.5s] Glim doing
[1618.5s] Dying
[1619.5s] Wait a minute
[1620.5s] 10 seconds
[1621.5s] She is doing
[1622.5s] the spray in the air
[1623.5s] Glim's gonna stand up
[1624.5s] and walking through it
[1625.5s] Like the mist
[1626.5s] Oh yeah
[1627.5s] So yes
[1628.5s] I will spray
[1629.5s] and then walk through
[1630.5s] Oh wait
[1631.5s] Can I do one thing
[1632.5s] before you do that
[1633.5s] Carla?
[1634.5s] Please
[1635.5s] Cause I am
[1636.5s] literally about to die
[1637.5s] I wanna cast
[1638.5s] enlarge on Glim
[1639.5s] So your size
[1640.5s] doubles in all dimensions
[1641.5s] Whoa
[1642.5s] Oh I'm very big
[1643.5s] Okay
[1644.5s] All of a sudden
[1645.5s] I don't think
[1646.5s] this bush is big enough
[1647.5s] And you also
[1648.5s] Strength checks
[1649.5s] and strength saving throws
[1651.5s] and your weapons
[1652.5s] also grow to match
[1653.5s] your size
[1654.5s] so they deal an extra
[1655.5s] 1d4 damage
[1656.5s] Nice
[1657.5s] Okay
[1658.5s] Then Glim's gonna
[1659.5s] stand up
[1660.5s] and say
[1661.5s] Russ I rolled a 10
[1664.5s] Hey
[1665.5s] Hey you cool boss
[1666.5s] I wanna tell you
[1668.5s] what you're missing out on
[1670.5s] here on the material plane
[1671.5s] I wanna tell you about
[1672.5s] a real cool guy
[1673.5s] named Bahamut
[1674.5s] and I'm gonna tell you about that
[1676.5s] through the movement
[1677.5s] of Zumba
[1678.5s] So I want you to come around
[1679.5s] Everybody gather around
[1680.5s] Stop it
[1681.5s] Oh my god
[1682.5s] Everybody gather around
[1683.5s] This is amazing
[1684.5s] And we're gonna do
[1685.5s] some moves
[1686.5s] and this is gonna
[1687.5s] make you stronger
[1688.5s] It's gonna make you harder
[1689.5s] It's gonna make your
[1690.5s] love your queen more
[1691.5s] We're gonna do
[1692.5s] some Zumba
[1693.5s] I'm so excited to get
[1694.5s] harder and love
[1695.5s] their queen more
[1696.5s] Wow
[1697.5s] I wanna go over there
[1698.5s] So
[1701.5s] Giant Glim's gonna
[1703.5s] start doing
[1705.5s] some
[1706.5s] maniac style
[1707.5s] Zumba
[1708.5s] to try and
[1709.5s] I mean
[1710.5s] not do anything
[1711.5s] except maybe
[1712.5s] just distract
[1713.5s] the wasps
[1714.5s] for a second
[1715.5s] Sure
[1716.5s] Just so Sully can
[1717.5s] float on in there
[1718.5s] and scoop up
[1719.5s] some of that
[1720.5s] good honey
[1721.5s] Do you want to roll
[1723.5s] based on
[1724.5s] the pheromone
[1726.5s] so a nature
[1727.5s] or based on
[1728.5s] your Bahamut
[1730.5s] knowledge
[1731.5s] so a religion
[1734.5s] I mean could I be
[1735.5s] doing
[1736.5s] performance or
[1737.5s] persuasion
[1738.5s] I mean religion's
[1739.5s] also fine but
[1740.5s] Sure
[1741.5s] Yeah I could
[1742.5s] Yeah absolutely
[1743.5s] I would like to use
[1744.5s] my flash of genius
[1745.5s] ability
[1746.5s] so another creature
[1747.5s] I can see within
[1748.5s] 30 feet of me
[1749.5s] makes an ability check
[1750.5s] I can use my reaction
[1751.5s] to add plus four
[1752.5s] into the roll
[1753.5s] Okay
[1754.5s] My wisdom
[1755.5s] I have bestowed upon you
[1756.5s] All that bee knowledge
[1759.5s] I've been absorbing
[1760.5s] this whole time
[1763.5s] Okay
[1765.5s] Persuasion I have a
[1766.5s] plus five
[1767.5s] which is going to
[1768.5s] give me a 19
[1769.5s] Plus the four
[1770.5s] Plus the four
[1771.5s] is a 23
[1772.5s] and I'm like
[1773.5s] doing step ball
[1774.5s] changes
[1775.5s] and I'm talking about
[1776.5s] Bahamut
[1777.5s] Now he's so great
[1778.5s] and he'll fill you up
[1779.5s] with the light
[1780.5s] of love
[1781.5s] Her hips don't lie
[1782.5s] All of these wasps
[1784.5s] turn instantly
[1786.5s] in a menacing manner
[1787.5s] Yeah of course they do
[1788.5s] they're going to
[1789.5s] fucking kill me
[1790.5s] As they see you
[1791.5s] Do wasps look anything
[1792.5s] other than menacing
[1793.5s] I don't think so
[1794.5s] No
[1795.5s] I don't think so
[1796.5s] Not even that one
[1797.5s] with the briefcase
[1798.5s] No
[1799.5s] And begin to
[1800.5s] quickly move towards you
[1802.5s] but as you begin
[1803.5s] moving in your
[1804.5s] zoobatic way
[1806.5s] The hips, the rhythm
[1808.5s] The hips, the rhythm
[1809.5s] The Bahamut
[1810.5s] It's flying
[1811.5s] They're feeling it
[1812.5s] They're into it
[1813.5s] You're backing away
[1814.5s] slowly
[1815.5s] I've also pulled out
[1816.5s] my sword
[1817.5s] and I'm using that
[1818.5s] as sort of like
[1819.5s] part of my moves
[1820.5s] Kind of like a
[1821.5s] conductor kind of feel
[1822.5s] just like
[1823.5s] Yeah yes
[1824.5s] That is so good
[1825.5s] In the back
[1826.5s] I see you
[1827.5s] I feel you
[1828.5s] Yes
[1829.5s] Yes keep moving
[1830.5s] The one that
[1831.5s] flew over your head
[1832.5s] and is now
[1833.5s] coming back
[1834.5s] and seeing all of its
[1835.5s] friends
[1836.5s] like following you
[1837.5s] I'm assuming
[1838.5s] Professor Dr. Smith
[1839.5s] and Moot
[1840.5s] have like
[1841.5s] split behind
[1842.5s] two separate trees
[1843.5s] to allow this
[1844.5s] like passage through
[1845.5s] that's
[1846.5s] tell me if I'm wrong
[1847.5s] I'm entranced
[1848.5s] by this performance
[1849.5s] But in behind
[1850.5s] this massive
[1851.5s] now 20 wasps
[1853.5s] Come on
[1854.5s] Celeste did it
[1855.5s] not me
[1856.5s] Celeste did it
[1857.5s] My bad brain
[1860.5s] Yes
[1861.5s] You see
[1862.5s] Sully
[1863.5s] You see Sully the Poo
[1866.5s] floating by
[1868.5s] Just a little black rain cloud
[1873.5s] floating towards
[1874.5s] the hell wasp honey
[1876.5s] and you make it to
[1877.5s] the nest
[1878.5s] I turn back
[1880.5s] I look back
[1881.5s] and I look at
[1882.5s] Professor Dr. Smith
[1883.5s] and I go
[1884.5s] You didn't give me
[1885.5s] the container
[1886.5s] No I did give you
[1887.5s] the honey pot
[1888.5s] I gave it
[1889.5s] Take the pot
[1890.5s] and do the
[1891.5s] I take
[1892.5s] Take the pot
[1893.5s] Sullivan's patting
[1894.5s] himself down
[1895.5s] I don't have
[1896.5s] the pot
[1897.5s] Do you have
[1898.5s] a bag
[1899.5s] He takes his bag
[1900.5s] and
[1901.5s] You must have
[1902.5s] a flask
[1903.5s] and he's got
[1904.5s] a satchel
[1905.5s] and he
[1906.5s] I just scoop
[1907.5s] all that shit
[1908.5s] You don't need it
[1909.5s] Just scoop the bag
[1910.5s] Sully
[1911.5s] That's the most
[1912.5s] disappointed way
[1913.5s] I've ever heard anyone
[1914.5s] say the word satchel
[1915.5s] Satchel
[1916.5s] Satchel
[1917.5s] He leaves everything
[1918.5s] in it
[1919.5s] I paid $50
[1920.5s] for the satchel
[1921.5s] at a farmer's market
[1922.5s] and here we go
[1923.5s] It's organic
[1924.5s] and he's scooping
[1925.5s] the bag
[1926.5s] Sully
[1927.5s] Sully
[1928.5s] Sully
[1929.5s] Sully
[1930.5s] Sully
[1931.5s] Sully
[1932.5s] Sully
[1933.5s] Sully
[1934.5s] Um
[1935.5s] and he's scooping up
[1936.5s] and like
[1937.5s] using his hands
[1938.5s] and now
[1939.5s] once again
[1940.5s] Sullivan's light is sticky
[1942.5s] He doesn't like it
[1943.5s] and he's
[1944.5s] How far away
[1945.5s] is the
[1946.5s] is Sully
[1947.5s] and the
[1948.5s] hive there Russ
[1949.5s] Can they hear
[1950.5s] my whimpers
[1951.5s] Well I
[1952.5s] Yeah
[1953.5s] At least
[1954.5s] Yeah
[1955.5s] They can hear my whimpers
[1956.5s] Sure
[1957.5s] Well the conversation
[1958.5s] you've been having
[1959.5s] I assume you've been
[1960.5s] You can hear the whimpers
[1961.5s] It wasn't a full conversation
[1962.5s] It was more of like
[1963.5s] clothing it
[1964.5s] to each other like
[1965.5s] I don't have the pot
[1967.5s] and holding out the
[1968.5s] Me doing a lot of thumbs up
[1969.5s] Yeah
[1970.5s] A lot of thumbs up
[1971.5s] It's fair
[1972.5s] but I mean you can make out
[1973.5s] keywords and stuff
[1974.5s] so I mean
[1975.5s] 50 feet
[1976.5s] 30 to 50 feet
[1977.5s] We were just doing it
[1978.5s] loudly for the
[1979.5s] audio media
[1980.5s] Yeah
[1981.5s] We were doing it
[1982.5s] because this is a podcast
[1983.5s] where people listen
[1984.5s] with their ear holes
[1985.5s] 25 wasps show up
[1986.5s] Oh my god
[1987.5s] No
[1988.5s] No
[1989.5s] So
[1990.5s] now Sullivan's light
[1991.5s] has filled
[1992.5s] his satchel
[1994.5s] leather satchel
[1996.5s] Oh
[1997.5s] Moot looks down
[1998.5s] below you
[1999.5s] and sees
[2000.5s] the pot
[2001.5s] that's tumbled out of
[2002.5s] your
[2003.5s] belongings
[2004.5s] and
[2005.5s] I cast
[2006.5s] mage hand
[2007.5s] to get my crab claw
[2008.5s] to somehow
[2009.5s] pick it up
[2010.5s] and get it up to
[2011.5s] Sullivan
[2013.5s] It's real pinchy
[2015.5s] And I go
[2016.5s] Oh yes
[2017.5s] two bags would be
[2018.5s] even better
[2019.5s] get the honey
[2020.5s] scoop it
[2021.5s] and the satchel
[2022.5s] Sullivan's face
[2023.5s] and if you could
[2024.5s] scrape
[2025.5s] some of the sides
[2026.5s] for the
[2027.5s] wax
[2028.5s] and I'm making
[2029.5s] these ridiculous
[2030.5s] gestures
[2031.5s] that make no sense
[2032.5s] and there you see
[2033.5s] Sullivan
[2034.5s] hanging there
[2035.5s] looking back
[2036.5s] like
[2037.5s] what
[2038.5s] and then
[2039.5s] seeing
[2040.5s] the claw
[2041.5s] beside him
[2042.5s] holding
[2043.5s] the actual
[2044.5s] honey pot
[2045.5s] and he
[2046.5s] looks down
[2047.5s] at his
[2048.5s] now ruined
[2049.5s] satchel
[2050.5s] with
[2051.5s] the wax
[2052.5s] and he puts
[2053.5s] he puts
[2054.5s] the loop
[2055.5s] the
[2056.5s] strap
[2057.5s] of the satchel
[2058.5s] over his head
[2059.5s] so now he's
[2060.5s] very much
[2061.5s] like
[2062.5s] ass in the
[2063.5s] air
[2064.5s] because this is
[2065.5s] weighing him down
[2066.5s] from the neck
[2067.5s] and grabs
[2068.5s] the pot
[2069.5s] from
[2070.5s] moot's
[2071.5s] mage hand
[2072.5s] and starts to
[2073.5s] put honey
[2074.5s] into the pot
[2075.5s] like
[2076.5s] just
[2077.5s] he's a broken man
[2078.5s] his face
[2079.5s] and
[2080.5s] after he's done
[2081.5s] scraping
[2082.5s] some of the
[2083.5s] wax
[2084.5s] from the side
[2085.5s] like turns around
[2086.5s] a little bit
[2087.5s] and then
[2088.5s] tries to
[2089.5s] uses foot
[2090.5s] to kick
[2091.5s] off of the
[2092.5s] knife
[2093.5s] okay at this point
[2094.5s] how does that look
[2095.5s] roll stealth
[2096.5s] I think you get
[2097.5s] advantage
[2098.5s] advantage
[2099.5s] from your
[2100.5s] cat's grace
[2101.5s] roll with advantage
[2102.5s] from your big
[2103.5s] butt injection
[2104.5s] my advantage
[2105.5s] was a two
[2106.5s] so that's
[2107.5s] 19
[2108.5s] yeah well
[2109.5s] I mean it's just
[2110.5s] been going on
[2111.5s] a long time
[2112.5s] Carla is just
[2113.5s] making sure
[2114.5s] you push off
[2116.5s] now it's fair
[2117.5s] you can make us roll
[2118.5s] we're playing
[2119.5s] D&D
[2120.5s] we're just saying
[2121.5s] a lot of
[2122.5s] nonsense so
[2123.5s] speaking of which
[2124.5s] Glim this whole
[2125.5s] time she sees
[2126.5s] her friend
[2127.5s] Sully is like
[2128.5s] looks so sad
[2129.5s] he looks so
[2130.5s] unhappy
[2131.5s] and
[2132.5s] she says
[2133.5s] you know sometimes
[2134.5s] when you just
[2135.5s] feel like you're
[2136.5s] having
[2137.5s] the worst
[2138.5s] time
[2139.5s] you've ever
[2140.5s] had
[2141.5s] well
[2142.5s] there's something
[2143.5s] you can do
[2144.5s] you can just
[2145.5s] keep moving
[2146.5s] you can just
[2147.5s] keep on
[2148.5s] moving away
[2149.5s] from the
[2150.5s] thing that's causing
[2151.5s] you all that
[2152.5s] distress
[2153.5s] maybe
[2154.5s] maybe that's
[2155.5s] something bad
[2156.5s] maybe you just
[2157.5s] move towards
[2158.5s] Bahamut
[2159.5s] and I'm still
[2160.5s] just
[2161.5s] just moving
[2162.5s] just
[2163.5s] the bulk of the
[2164.5s] move
[2165.5s] and are following
[2167.5s] fly out
[2168.5s] of the scene
[2169.5s] it now
[2170.5s] sees Sully
[2171.5s] pushing off
[2172.5s] of the tree
[2173.5s] I feel though
[2174.5s] that Sully
[2175.5s] doesn't push off
[2176.5s] of the tree
[2177.5s] because if you put
[2178.5s] your foot on
[2179.5s] something sticky
[2180.5s] and then try to
[2181.5s] give yourself
[2182.5s] a shove off
[2183.5s] you don't think
[2184.5s] that's the best
[2185.5s] way to
[2186.5s] launch yourself
[2187.5s] to imply yourself
[2188.5s] it would also
[2189.5s] probably collapse
[2190.5s] a little bit
[2191.5s] around your foot
[2192.5s] I would
[2193.5s] because it's not
[2194.5s] the most stable
[2195.5s] going to be
[2196.5s] real disgusting
[2197.5s] and I hope you have
[2198.5s] some real good
[2199.5s] foley for that
[2200.5s] that suction sound
[2201.5s] if he ever gets
[2202.5s] his foot
[2203.5s] I don't think
[2204.5s] it's good
[2205.5s] I don't think
[2206.5s] it's good at all
[2207.5s] Russ if you
[2208.5s] foley that sound effect
[2209.5s] I will be
[2210.5s] amazed
[2211.5s] I will try
[2212.5s] okay
[2213.5s] okay
[2214.5s] it's like
[2215.5s] a
[2216.5s] yeah that was
[2217.5s] I mean that was
[2218.5s] pretty much it
[2219.5s] because it was
[2220.5s] fair
[2221.5s] 10 out of 10
[2222.5s] disgusting
[2223.5s] but while
[2224.5s] the
[2225.5s] 19 wasps
[2226.5s] are moving away
[2227.5s] one is moving
[2228.5s] and looking
[2229.5s] directly towards
[2230.5s] sully
[2231.5s] oh god we've
[2232.5s] made eye contact
[2233.5s] he's struggling
[2234.5s] with his foot
[2235.5s] and I guess
[2236.5s] I haven't seen it
[2237.5s] because it's behind
[2238.5s] you so it's now like
[2239.5s] you're looking at
[2240.5s] the horde of wasps
[2241.5s] floating away
[2242.5s] yeah just keep
[2243.5s] moving towards
[2244.5s] the light of
[2245.5s] Bahamut
[2246.5s] you will not
[2247.5s] regret it
[2248.5s] you will feel so
[2249.5s] good
[2250.5s] I feel like you're
[2251.5s] going to start to
[2252.5s] rap
[2253.5s] here
[2254.5s] mom spaghetti
[2255.5s] mom spaghetti
[2256.5s] what I really like
[2258.5s] about this character
[2259.5s] sheet is that
[2260.5s] all of my spells
[2261.5s] do acid
[2262.5s] damage which
[2263.5s] I specifically
[2264.5s] feel like is
[2265.5s] terrible for the
[2266.5s] thing I inflicted
[2267.5s] upon you all
[2268.5s] which is
[2269.5s] hell wasps
[2270.5s] I don't
[2271.5s] maybe devin hates us
[2272.5s] devin had no idea
[2273.5s] I did this to
[2274.5s] myself
[2275.5s] I definitely did
[2276.5s] this to myself
[2277.5s] because I was like
[2278.5s] you know what would
[2279.5s] be funny
[2280.5s] Russ if we
[2281.5s] had to get
[2282.5s] hell wasps
[2283.5s] and
[2284.5s] here we are
[2285.5s] here we are
[2286.5s] let me just
[2287.5s] throw one out
[2288.5s] I only have one idea
[2289.5s] let me just throw
[2290.5s] one out
[2291.5s] so good
[2292.5s] so I'll give
[2293.5s] well Sully your
[2294.5s] foot's stuck to
[2295.5s] a tree
[2296.5s] nest
[2297.5s] sticky
[2298.5s] you're sticky
[2299.5s] again
[2300.5s] I have a
[2301.5s] satchel around
[2302.5s] my neck
[2303.5s] and professor
[2304.5s] Dr. Smith
[2305.5s] I'll give you
[2306.5s] a moment to
[2307.5s] react to this
[2308.5s] wasp moving
[2309.5s] towards
[2310.5s] the light of
[2311.5s] wasp
[2312.5s] moving towards
[2313.5s] your good friend
[2314.5s] Sully
[2315.5s] before
[2316.5s] initiative will
[2317.5s] be rolled
[2319.5s] in that moment
[2320.5s] then I'm like
[2321.5s] oh no
[2322.5s] I think this
[2323.5s] is the time
[2324.5s] for adventurous
[2325.5s] heroics
[2326.5s] and I'm gonna
[2327.5s] spring out
[2328.5s] from the bush
[2329.5s] and as I do
[2330.5s] so I'm gonna
[2331.5s] use my
[2332.5s] shifting feature
[2333.5s] so you see
[2334.5s] that my
[2335.5s] my kind of
[2336.5s] odd looking
[2337.5s] face extends
[2338.5s] even further
[2339.5s] into the
[2340.5s] type
[2341.5s] that goes
[2342.5s] like through my hair
[2343.5s] actually becomes
[2344.5s] a thicker fur
[2345.5s] as almost the face
[2346.5s] of like
[2347.5s] a honey badger
[2348.5s] appears
[2349.5s] on this
[2350.5s] person
[2351.5s] as he kind of runs
[2352.5s] like scatter runs
[2353.5s] forward
[2354.5s] at an alarming
[2355.5s] speed
[2356.5s] to like leap
[2357.5s] towards this
[2358.5s] this
[2359.5s] hell wasp
[2360.5s] like in a way
[2361.5s] like you just don't
[2362.5s] like I don't
[2363.5s] give a fuck
[2364.5s] I can picture
[2365.5s] I'm
[2366.5s] I am here
[2367.5s] to fuck
[2368.5s] shit up
[2369.5s] you're rolling
[2370.5s] to attack
[2371.5s] or to cast
[2372.5s] a spell
[2373.5s] what do you want to do here?
[2374.5s] How far away is it from me?
[2375.5s] Because I need a
[2376.5s] I need a bonus
[2377.5s] action to shift
[2378.5s] so then
[2379.5s] that way I have
[2380.5s] yeah
[2381.5s] what was it
[2382.5s] within 30 feet?
[2383.5s] Yeah
[2384.5s] Oh crap
[2385.5s] yeah well then
[2386.5s] let's just go ahead
[2387.5s] and do it
[2388.5s] I'm gonna make
[2389.5s] an unarmed strike
[2390.5s] because I have this
[2391.5s] very cool thing
[2392.5s] now you see too
[2393.5s] that my
[2394.5s] my nails
[2395.5s] have actually
[2396.5s] extended more
[2397.5s] into these badger
[2398.5s] I'm using
[2399.5s] this attack
[2400.5s] against the bee here
[2401.5s] so
[2402.5s] the wasp
[2403.5s] sorry
[2404.5s] yeah we keep saying bee
[2405.5s] it's fine
[2406.5s] that is a
[2407.5s] dirty 20
[2408.5s] on that hit
[2409.5s] that will hit
[2410.5s] yes
[2411.5s] alright
[2412.5s] so I kind of leap up
[2413.5s] and like swipe
[2414.5s] at this bee
[2415.5s] with my claws here
[2416.5s] and that is going to deal
[2417.5s] seven slashing damage
[2418.5s] as I make impact here
[2421.5s] the wasp
[2422.5s] lets out a shriek
[2425.5s] as you see
[2426.5s] Professor Dr. Smith
[2427.5s] climb
[2428.5s] or like jump up
[2429.5s] and like clamp
[2430.5s] into this wasp
[2431.5s] moot
[2432.5s] what would you like to do?
[2433.5s] I will
[2436.5s] try and cast
[2437.5s] something to help
[2439.5s] Sully
[2440.5s] okay
[2441.5s] I am going to cast
[2443.5s] acid splash
[2445.5s] on Sully's foot
[2447.5s] that's stuck
[2448.5s] I'm gonna try and hit
[2450.5s] the foot
[2451.5s] and like the part
[2452.5s] that's stuck
[2453.5s] not the actual foot
[2455.5s] hey
[2457.5s] gonna try to be
[2458.5s] super specific with this
[2460.5s] cool
[2461.5s] let's do it
[2462.5s] hope this roll goes well
[2464.5s] well
[2465.5s] we're gonna find out
[2466.5s] everyone's really excited
[2467.5s] to see what happens
[2471.5s] that is
[2472.5s] a 17
[2473.5s] okay so your intent is to
[2475.5s] try to melt the nest
[2477.5s] so that Sully can get
[2478.5s] his foot out
[2479.5s] if I understand correctly
[2480.5s] yeah just like part of it
[2482.5s] just the part
[2483.5s] that he's like
[2484.5s] stuck on
[2485.5s] what's the spell called?
[2489.5s] acid splash
[2490.5s] acid splash
[2493.5s] okay
[2494.5s] yeah
[2495.5s] you do that
[2496.5s] absolutely
[2497.5s] and it's
[2498.5s] it doesn't
[2499.5s] it literally doesn't say
[2500.5s] anything about
[2501.5s] splashing
[2502.5s] splash damage on it
[2503.5s] yeah that's
[2504.5s] it's just called acid splash
[2505.5s] that's not how life ports move
[2506.5s] it does exactly what you want it to do
[2511.5s] it lands right at his foot
[2513.5s] it releases
[2514.5s] Sully's foot
[2515.5s] from the tree
[2516.5s] but in doing so
[2517.5s] like this bubble
[2518.5s] like bursts up
[2519.5s] and out
[2520.5s] and starts to melt
[2521.5s] the nest
[2522.5s] and hits his leg
[2525.5s] ow
[2526.5s] god damn it
[2527.5s] Jesus
[2528.5s] remember when you stabbed me?
[2534.5s] you'll fuck yourself
[2535.5s] you hear that
[2536.5s] Jesus
[2537.5s] it was an accident
[2540.5s] you hear the sound
[2543.5s] of 19 buzzing wasps
[2547.5s] turning around
[2548.5s] because Sully just screamed
[2549.5s] real loud
[2550.5s] why the hell with acid?
[2553.5s] I'm gonna give you two options
[2555.5s] you can roll for initiative
[2556.5s] or we can start a chase scene
[2558.5s] I mean we should probably
[2559.5s] we should start a chase scene
[2561.5s] we're gonna die
[2562.5s] that's so weird
[2564.5s] and I feel like Glim
[2565.5s] being on the other side of them
[2567.5s] won't even need to participate
[2569.5s] maybe she can attack them from behind
[2571.5s] while we're running
[2572.5s] maybe
[2573.5s] how large is Sully?
[2576.5s] I'm a halfling
[2578.5s] oh okay
[2579.5s] I would like to rip Sully out of the hive
[2583.5s] and start running
[2584.5s] because now that I'm full badger
[2586.5s] I don't give a fuck
[2587.5s] so I'm like cool as hell
[2589.5s] I don't think I'm in the hive anymore
[2590.5s] but you can absolutely carry me
[2592.5s] I'll just pick you up
[2594.5s] you pile of sticky
[2595.5s] nasty honey
[2596.5s] I'm just in your fur
[2597.5s] I'm all in your fur
[2598.5s] and now I'm like
[2599.5s] tarred and feathered almost
[2600.5s] except I'm honeyed and like furred
[2603.5s] okay
[2604.5s] I don't mind being sticky
[2605.5s] Sully's having a great day
[2606.5s] um okay
[2608.5s] I work in an apiary
[2609.5s] I like being sticky
[2611.5s] everybody roll initiative
[2613.5s] oh no
[2625.5s] hey
[2626.5s] let old acquaintance be forgot
[2631.5s] and never brought to life
[2638.5s] you gotta spin it somewhere to get into the meat of it
[2641.5s] I was like how can I change this
[2643.5s] I just got too caught up in it
[2645.5s] she had her eyes closed
[2647.5s] she was looking to the ceiling
[2648.5s] yeah
[2650.5s] feel it
[2651.5s] hey everybody
[2652.5s] welcome to the middle
[2653.5s] it's our fourth anniversary
[2655.5s] wowsers
[2656.5s] we've been around for four years doing this thing
[2659.5s] that's wild
[2660.5s] can you believe it
[2661.5s] the podcast is no longer a baby
[2663.5s] no it's a
[2664.5s] it's almost a child
[2665.5s] it's toddlin' around
[2666.5s] you can walk at four
[2669.5s] I mean
[2670.5s] maybe you walk with a little swagger
[2672.5s] makes it look like you're toddlin' you know
[2674.5s] yeah
[2675.5s] sure
[2676.5s] a real pimp walk for a baby
[2678.5s] yeah it's a baby pimp walk everybody talks about
[2682.5s] welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons
[2683.5s] your pimp walkin' baby podcast
[2685.5s] what's alarming is that Russ and Amy are the ones that are parents
[2688.5s] and Russ doesn't seem to know that four year olds can typically
[2691.5s] most four year olds can walk
[2693.5s] it's been several years since I've had a four year old
[2696.5s] okay that's true
[2697.5s] but our child was walking before two
[2700.5s] so let's just put that in perspective there
[2702.5s] look I haven't had that Facebook memory pop up in a while okay
[2705.5s] it's coming it's coming for you
[2707.5s] hey to celebrate our fourth anniversary we're doing some pretty crazy things over on Patreon
[2711.5s] I don't know if you've heard
[2712.5s] but we've got this really big goal where the three
[2715.5s] amigos here
[2716.5s] Tom, Amy, and Carla
[2717.5s] that's what we're calling them now
[2718.5s] yeah all right
[2719.5s] went with it
[2720.5s] felt good
[2721.5s] yep awesome
[2722.5s] as per usual someone else names us
[2723.5s] I was just gonna say
[2724.5s] as long as we didn't have to come up with our team name
[2726.5s] perfect
[2727.5s] yep
[2728.5s] I'm into it
[2729.5s] they're gonna be DMing me
[2730.5s] playing Grancis and Flamingons
[2732.5s] is it even possible?
[2734.5s] I mean maybe not
[2735.5s] but that'll be fun too
[2737.5s] it's true
[2738.5s] it'll be what it's gonna be
[2739.5s] what a way to find out
[2740.5s] right
[2741.5s] I'm super stoked to play two characters
[2743.5s] constantly throughout a game
[2745.5s] we're gonna make him talk to himself
[2747.5s] have to talk to each other
[2749.5s] we're not gonna spoil it
[2751.5s] but there's going to be reason that they need to talk to each other
[2754.5s] basically throughout the whole thing
[2756.5s] that's how the game works
[2757.5s] and we want you to join us for it
[2759.5s] over at Patreon.com slash Dem Dragoncast
[2761.5s] we'd love to see you over there
[2762.5s] there's another goal where we're doing
[2764.5s] live stream
[2765.5s] like basically like a improv
[2767.5s] mad libs kind of feel where we need
[2769.5s] in character improv thing we're gonna have going on
[2772.5s] where we need audience participation
[2775.5s] to fill in all of the blanks for us
[2777.5s] please come and give us all your wonderful ideas
[2780.5s] it's what we crave
[2781.5s] it's what keeps us going is your ideas
[2783.5s] thanks everybody
[2784.5s] hopefully have a great week
[2785.5s] enjoy this 69th episode
[2788.5s] very little sexual induendo in this one
[2792.5s] I said induendo it's fine
[2794.5s] I didn't hear it
[2796.5s] I would have jumped on that so hard
[2798.5s] I know that's what I was
[2799.5s] I called myself out
[2801.5s] it's fine it's induendo damn
[2803.5s] induendo
[2804.5s] alright
[2805.5s] we're gonna get back to the episode
[2806.5s] thanks everybody
[2807.5s] bye
[2812.5s] Professor Dr. Smith is up first
[2814.5s] you are carrying Sully
[2816.5s] you hear the beating wings
[2818.5s] coming from beyond the trees
[2820.5s] in your direction
[2824.5s] where are you going?
[2826.5s] what are you doing?
[2827.5s] immediately around you is a forest
[2831.5s] there is a path that you know where based on
[2835.5s] based on how you got here
[2837.5s] we have that map
[2838.5s] so we're gonna definitely run towards where that dragon is
[2842.5s] that seemed like a great idea
[2844.5s] with this treasure that we have
[2848.5s] so do the chase scene to the dragon
[2852.5s] and the dragon will fight the wasps
[2855.5s] and we can just sneak out of there
[2857.5s] Clash of the Titans
[2859.5s] I see
[2861.5s] release the kraken
[2863.5s] stand under water for minutes
[2865.5s] going waaaaaa
[2867.5s] with my face
[2869.5s] anybody who's seen Clash of the Titans
[2871.5s] this one's for you
[2873.5s] the original version not the shit new version
[2876.5s] OG one with the crazy
[2878.5s] OG that I've watched 50 times in my life
[2882.5s] thank you
[2884.5s] okay so what I'm going to do
[2886.5s] I am going to take out my ever bubbles
[2890.5s] I'm gonna blow some of these bubbles
[2893.5s] and then I'm going to pop them in one deft motion
[2897.5s] if I can do that
[2899.5s] to make a big combustion cloud of nonsense
[2902.5s] and then I would like to run
[2904.5s] so let me know how much of that I can make out of it
[2906.5s] do you just want to pop one of the ones that's on my back?
[2908.5s] I still have balloons tied to me
[2910.5s] okay
[2911.5s] that's true
[2913.5s] then I would like to do a much cooler thing
[2916.5s] where when I'm grabbing Sully
[2918.5s] I reach with my nasty nail claws
[2922.5s] and I cut the bubbles free
[2924.5s] and then I stab them down
[2926.5s] and I'm running away from the scene
[2928.5s] as this combustive cloud is happening
[2931.5s] this cloud is exploding
[2933.5s] and you take Sully and you're running
[2935.5s] you're almost propelled
[2937.5s] by the explosion
[2940.5s] also fucking awesome fan art
[2942.5s] Sully on the back of this honey badger
[2945.5s] with the giant explosion behind them
[2947.5s] yes
[2949.5s] so much wisdom
[2953.5s] wisdom
[2955.5s] I'm going to say you're able to dash
[2956.5s] and then I'll give you an extra 10 feet for the propulsion
[2959.5s] whoa
[2960.5s] glim
[2961.5s] a loud explosion goes off
[2963.5s] as the wasps turn from the direction towards Bahama
[2967.5s] that they were going
[2969.5s] you see at least two of your friends
[2971.5s] running fast
[2973.5s] propelled by explosions
[2975.5s] what do you do?
[2977.5s] well I'm giant please remember
[2979.5s] oh yes
[2981.5s] just didn't want anyone to forget
[2983.5s] so I assume it's friends, wasps, me
[2987.5s] right I'm on like the other side
[2989.5s] of the clearing right?
[2991.5s] well you were leading them away
[2993.5s] so I guess were you still in front of them
[2995.5s] ushering them somewhere else
[2997.5s] well I feel like because I stood up on the other side of the clearing
[2999.5s] and was like zoomba zoomba zoomba
[3001.5s] and then um yeah
[3003.5s] um so I think
[3005.5s] I'm kind of on the other side
[3007.5s] of the swarm
[3009.5s] you might not see the exact details but you'll hear the ruckus
[3011.5s] yes
[3013.5s] um and I clearly know I've lost
[3015.5s] my converts to Bahama
[3017.5s] because they've turned away
[3019.5s] from the light and the love
[3021.5s] so
[3023.5s] I would like to
[3025.5s] use my fire breath on all those
[3027.5s] wasp butts
[3029.5s] do it
[3031.5s] that have turned away from me
[3033.5s] so they need to make um
[3035.5s] their butts are the most vulnerable parts of them
[3037.5s] yeah that's right
[3039.5s] also I don't know what happens but I'm
[3041.5s] much bigger so I feel like if it works
[3043.5s] I get more damage because I'm
[3045.5s] big so my lungs are bigger
[3047.5s] so there's more fire
[3049.5s] yeah absolutely there's more
[3051.5s] now one
[3053.5s] yay
[3055.5s] so roll me
[3057.5s] all that damage
[3059.5s] yeah roll me double damage for big fire
[3061.5s] for big lungs
[3063.5s] that is
[3065.5s] 11 fire damage
[3067.5s] and low level characters
[3069.5s] but still 11
[3071.5s] fire damage
[3073.5s] right
[3075.5s] yeah you let out a stream of fire
[3077.5s] towards all these wasps some of their wings
[3079.5s] melt and they fall to the
[3081.5s] like three or four of them fall to the ground
[3083.5s] and are like writhing on
[3085.5s] the ground they're not going to like
[3087.5s] that
[3089.5s] um and I will sort of
[3091.5s] follow like if the swarm
[3093.5s] of them is chasing my friends I'm going
[3095.5s] to also like follow in that direction
[3097.5s] of course you run as well
[3099.5s] perfect yeah okay
[3101.5s] moot explosion has just gone off
[3103.5s] let's uh let's
[3105.5s] throw some shit backwards towards the
[3107.5s] the the wasps like a fire bolt
[3109.5s] okay
[3111.5s] and uh I'm going to take off
[3113.5s] take off running to follow
[3115.5s] suit but avoid the big explosion
[3117.5s] uh do it
[3119.5s] alright
[3121.5s] uh that's a 21
[3123.5s] yes sir
[3125.5s] and I'll be throwing
[3127.5s] a fire bolt worth
[3129.5s] nine
[3131.5s] fire damage towards them
[3133.5s] as they round this corner you throw up this fire bolt
[3135.5s] and like spreads
[3137.5s] out in a wall in front of them just based on
[3139.5s] like the wind propulsion science
[3141.5s] professor dr smith knows
[3143.5s] I'll explain it to you later young man
[3145.5s] thank you professor doctor
[3147.5s] you're welcome
[3149.5s] um and
[3151.5s] scatters them yeah giving you
[3153.5s] enough time to turn and run if
[3155.5s] you would so desire
[3157.5s] excellent I will do that
[3159.5s] okay sully
[3161.5s] I'm super sticky on the back of a honey
[3163.5s] badger what you want to do
[3165.5s] um this is probably the best you've ever
[3167.5s] had it
[3169.5s] you've even lived
[3171.5s] until you're sticky on the top of a honey badger
[3173.5s] yeah that's the real
[3175.5s] living it's the takeaway from
[3177.5s] today
[3179.5s] I honestly don't
[3181.5s] know I feel like the only thing
[3183.5s] I could add to this
[3185.5s] would be to like fire
[3187.5s] an arrow backwards however
[3189.5s] I am literally head to
[3191.5s] toe covered in honey and I don't know how well
[3193.5s] a finesse weapon is
[3197.5s] how well I'm gonna do with
[3199.5s] getting an arrow and just one arrow
[3201.5s] and like we got eight arrows
[3203.5s] you have advantage on
[3205.5s] dexterity check if you so
[3207.5s] you would have advantage on the attack
[3209.5s] theoretically if that's what you want to do
[3211.5s] sure cause I can't really run
[3213.5s] oh but I
[3215.5s] could probably take out that map
[3217.5s] and direct us where to go
[3219.5s] oh yeah if you tell us where to run
[3221.5s] that would probably be
[3223.5s] sure I wanna do that instead
[3225.5s] I don't think shooting an arrow is gonna go anywhere
[3227.5s] sticky you look at the map
[3229.5s] and you see the big X where there
[3231.5s] was the directions to
[3233.5s] get to the hell wasp hive
[3235.5s] and you're looking
[3237.5s] for possible clues on
[3239.5s] where to get the
[3241.5s] where to get to the dragon's lair
[3243.5s] that might have been mentioned in running
[3245.5s] and you see that it's not far
[3247.5s] fortunately
[3249.5s] guys it's not far to get to the dragon's lair
[3251.5s] I don't know why
[3253.5s] that's a positive thing
[3255.5s] okay
[3257.5s] maybe the hell wasp will be scared
[3259.5s] of the dragon and they'll stop chasing us
[3261.5s] honor professor dr smith
[3263.5s] yeah
[3265.5s] I'm not as young as
[3267.5s] I used to be but okay
[3271.5s] the hovering
[3273.5s] echoing sound of beating wings
[3275.5s] like rushes up behind you
[3277.5s] they're able to catch up to you
[3279.5s] they're not able
[3281.5s] to attack you this turn but they've
[3283.5s] managed to catch up to you and we're back
[3285.5s] to this turn doesn't sound great
[3287.5s] right we're back to
[3289.5s] professor dr smith who now has
[3291.5s] directions
[3293.5s] alright well let me
[3295.5s] try something I've been working on
[3297.5s] so you know bees
[3299.5s] when they have a task they can go
[3301.5s] extra far they can
[3303.5s] activate chemicals they don't need to
[3305.5s] sleep for days at a time
[3307.5s] so you game we're going to try
[3309.5s] something out ready let's go
[3311.5s] and I'm going to click my boots
[3313.5s] together and
[3315.5s] my boots that
[3317.5s] you see now yeah have these like yellow
[3319.5s] kind of rings around them
[3321.5s] so I'm activating one of my
[3323.5s] artificer items which is called boots of the
[3325.5s] winding path so as a bonus action I can
[3327.5s] teleport up to 15 feet
[3329.5s] to an unoccupied space I can see
[3331.5s] so basically I'm booping
[3333.5s] 15 feet forward as I'm activating
[3335.5s] these boots and I'm like whoa
[3337.5s] and I think there's a big like buzzing
[3339.5s] sound in the air as we just
[3341.5s] jump forward
[3343.5s] and then I'm like yippee
[3345.5s] and I'm going to dash
[3347.5s] do I get to come with you?
[3349.5s] I don't know that's a good question
[3351.5s] I mean I would think so
[3353.5s] am I wearing you?
[3355.5s] I mean when you teleport objects
[3357.5s] you wear or hold come with you
[3359.5s] I mean you are stuck to
[3361.5s] you're covered with honey
[3363.5s] I am holding
[3365.5s] are you an object I'm not to objectify
[3367.5s] Sully but it matters
[3369.5s] right now he gets it
[3371.5s] I feel like since you probably can't
[3373.5s] remove me you're like my backpack
[3375.5s] yeah no objections
[3377.5s] here okay cool then we
[3379.5s] teleport so you also feel that
[3381.5s] intense buzzing sensation
[3383.5s] I just
[3385.5s] developed those recently I
[3387.5s] was going to start selling them in the shop
[3389.5s] but they were well
[3391.5s] very expensive to make
[3393.5s] anyway let's keep
[3395.5s] running I say
[3397.5s] Sully definitely vomits
[3399.5s] over the side of you
[3401.5s] he's just like what was that
[3403.5s] I yell back
[3405.5s] nothing it's fine
[3407.5s] okay
[3409.5s] yeah you managed to boop
[3411.5s] ahead and then dash so you
[3413.5s] are a leap and
[3415.5s] bounce ahead
[3417.5s] Sully you look down at the map and
[3419.5s] it's just up and around the bend
[3421.5s] where this presumed layer
[3423.5s] is
[3425.5s] Glim it is your turn
[3427.5s] okay as a bonus action I'm going to cast
[3429.5s] shield of faith on
[3431.5s] Sully and maybe
[3433.5s] professor daughters since they're kind
[3435.5s] of attached and all that does
[3437.5s] is give them a plus two
[3439.5s] to AC just in
[3441.5s] case I feel like the one covered in honey when
[3443.5s] you're being attacked seems like a real target
[3445.5s] so that's my bonus action
[3447.5s] seems like we might be the first to meet
[3449.5s] the dragon too
[3451.5s] good point really good point
[3453.5s] and then
[3455.5s] from where I am back behind
[3457.5s] I'm just going to like slash
[3459.5s] I guess at one of those
[3461.5s] wasps with the
[3463.5s] warple sword
[3465.5s] for a 20 not
[3467.5s] nat
[3469.5s] and that will be
[3471.5s] nine
[3473.5s] damage sorry you're going for one
[3475.5s] in the air or one that had fallen on
[3477.5s] the ground I think one in the air
[3479.5s] I wasn't too worried about the ones on the ground
[3481.5s] anymore they're just roaming
[3483.5s] around on their little legs you slice it
[3485.5s] and it knocks it off and into a tree
[3487.5s] and it falls down to the ground
[3489.5s] it's still moving but it's out of
[3491.5s] play for the immediate
[3493.5s] chase moot it is your
[3495.5s] turn assume you continue running
[3497.5s] beyond yeah let's just dash let's
[3499.5s] dash dash dash yeah
[3501.5s] okay you you you run
[3503.5s] as fast as you can moot you see
[3505.5s] up ahead in the distance
[3507.5s] professor dr smith with sully like
[3509.5s] bouncing on their back
[3513.5s] as they're running as fast as they can
[3515.5s] the wasps get a turn
[3517.5s] two groups of them now split
[3519.5s] off one kind
[3521.5s] of goes up and around and turns back
[3523.5s] towards glim
[3525.5s] one's going to try to attack you
[3527.5s] with its sting in a
[3529.5s] sword talon
[3531.5s] the first one is
[3533.5s] a
[3535.5s] 13 for the sting
[3537.5s] nope
[3539.5s] and a 16 for the sword talon
[3541.5s] also no
[3543.5s] oh alright
[3545.5s] suck on
[3547.5s] that wasp spicy
[3549.5s] like my honey
[3551.5s] I'm gonna make
[3553.5s] later
[3555.5s] the other part of the group is going to
[3557.5s] catch up to professor dr smith
[3559.5s] but again because they had to dash
[3561.5s] it's not going to be able to attack
[3563.5s] this turn fiends
[3565.5s] fiends they're just swarming
[3567.5s] around you at this point oh I
[3569.5s] am like this that's what you get for
[3571.5s] keeping your tasty honey all
[3573.5s] to yourselves is there anything you want to do
[3575.5s] just can I um
[3577.5s] like
[3579.5s] motivate yes
[3581.5s] professor dr smith you can help
[3583.5s] yes I'd like to help
[3585.5s] we can do it it's just a little bit further
[3587.5s] what are you talking about
[3589.5s] I need help with so many things
[3591.5s] I absolutely
[3593.5s] am like kicking
[3595.5s] spurting
[3597.5s] and now I'm just straight
[3599.5s] up riding you
[3601.5s] episode 69
[3603.5s] yeah
[3605.5s] okay professor
[3607.5s] dr smith we're back to you
[3609.5s] oh yes okay
[3611.5s] and they're all like right here
[3613.5s] so
[3615.5s] you feel like you are
[3617.5s] like I said just up and around the bend
[3619.5s] is probably where the layer is
[3621.5s] okay it's always for sure helping
[3623.5s] you so we're definitely going faster
[3625.5s] somehow then I
[3627.5s] and I shall use a
[3629.5s] dash action believing in
[3631.5s] my new friend whose name
[3633.5s] I never learned
[3635.5s] to get me across this
[3637.5s] finish line it's okay I would have forgotten
[3639.5s] anyway all of your names
[3641.5s] honestly but I
[3643.5s] run I dash
[3645.5s] valiantly towards
[3647.5s] this this final destination
[3649.5s] you are
[3651.5s] bolting down this path
[3653.5s] and you turn around this
[3655.5s] corner and ahead of you
[3657.5s] you see this cave
[3659.5s] like a deep recessed wide open cave
[3661.5s] I'm gonna run
[3663.5s] into the cave to try and get
[3665.5s] away from the wasps
[3667.5s] echo
[3669.5s] the shriek echoes through the cave
[3671.5s] and you hear like this
[3673.5s] growl come from deep
[3675.5s] within the cave
[3677.5s] I hear you are
[3679.5s] a connoisseur of honey my
[3681.5s] fine dragon perhaps
[3683.5s] we can speak more I
[3685.5s] have a wide variety of samples
[3687.5s] available
[3691.5s] we'll leave that there and go back to glim
[3693.5s] glim what do you want to do
[3697.5s] I guess I am
[3699.5s] just going to try
[3701.5s] and attack another one
[3705.5s] with that warple sword
[3707.5s] that's only a 14
[3709.5s] 14 does not hit
[3711.5s] okay then I
[3713.5s] just keep running and do nothing
[3715.5s] else okay you continue to run
[3717.5s] moot so they're
[3719.5s] all between
[3721.5s] me and the entrance to the cave
[3723.5s] yeah cause you were behind so there's
[3725.5s] there's a few there's a few that were
[3727.5s] on glim but the bulk of them
[3729.5s] are yeah between you and
[3731.5s] your you're kind of
[3733.5s] coming up to this
[3735.5s] bend and
[3737.5s] they're moving towards the cave as well following
[3739.5s] your friends
[3741.5s] okay I am
[3743.5s] going to
[3745.5s] run
[3747.5s] I guess
[3749.5s] try to like
[3751.5s] skirt around them as best
[3753.5s] I can but also maintain
[3755.5s] forward momentum
[3757.5s] and will I come in contact with
[3759.5s] any of them yeah there's probably like a
[3761.5s] one lagging behind
[3763.5s] if you want to
[3765.5s] okay that was
[3767.5s] an open ended question like maybe
[3769.5s] there's one that's got astmar
[3771.5s] so
[3773.5s] I mean I don't want to
[3775.5s] but I just wanted to know if I would
[3777.5s] or not if I was on this course of action
[3779.5s] if I can avoid
[3781.5s] I would love to avoid okay
[3783.5s] yeah I'd say you can avoid it
[3785.5s] as you yeah you come around
[3787.5s] and you catch up to like the main group and you
[3789.5s] see this cave before you
[3791.5s] you hear that low growl echoing
[3793.5s] out and then you see this
[3795.5s] adult green
[3797.5s] dragon bound out
[3799.5s] of the cave towards you
[3801.5s] and a giant plume
[3803.5s] of poison breath
[3805.5s] comes towards the wasps
[3807.5s] make a dexterity saving throw please move
[3809.5s] as I scream honey delivery
[3813.5s] oh no not the guy
[3815.5s] not the delivery guy he's got the goods
[3817.5s] oh it's an 18
[3819.5s] you see this and like
[3821.5s] wiley coyote roadrunner
[3823.5s] skid to a stop
[3825.5s] as this breath like explodes
[3827.5s] out in front of you
[3829.5s] and manage to just dodge out
[3831.5s] of the way as all of these wasps
[3833.5s] take 56 poison damage
[3835.5s] and just shrivel
[3837.5s] up I mean that would have killed me twice
[3839.5s] you would have died
[3841.5s] and fall to the ground
[3843.5s] Glim
[3845.5s] you come around the corner there are a couple more
[3847.5s] and it's the dragon swats them
[3849.5s] out of the air as you all
[3851.5s] kind of just stand
[3853.5s] wherever you have
[3855.5s] stopped
[3857.5s] with a big green dragon
[3859.5s] in front of you
[3861.5s] I would just like to say
[3863.5s] I think I would like to speak for everyone
[3865.5s] here as as the most
[3867.5s] qualified to speak
[3869.5s] in front of people thank
[3871.5s] you so so much
[3875.5s] for for for freeing
[3877.5s] us from that that pest
[3879.5s] I'm sorry my dear fellow
[3881.5s] I don't I didn't catch your
[3883.5s] name my name is professor doctor
[3885.5s] Smith what
[3887.5s] is yours where's
[3889.5s] the honey I
[3891.5s] covered in it
[3893.5s] don't eat me you hear
[3895.5s] from inside the cave a
[3897.5s] a higher pitched voice
[3899.5s] professor doctor Smith is that you
[3903.5s] maybe I want
[3905.5s] to know more about the situation before I answer
[3907.5s] that question it's me flip
[3909.5s] I left you the note
[3911.5s] I don't oh wait
[3913.5s] no sorry it's me Trevor
[3915.5s] I left you the note I
[3917.5s] forgot you didn't know my real name
[3919.5s] your name
[3921.5s] wait now I'm just very confused
[3923.5s] I'm sorry could anybody explain
[3925.5s] what's happening here I'm gonna look at the
[3927.5s] rest of you and the dragon
[3929.5s] I think that flip is
[3931.5s] actually Trevor
[3933.5s] who used to work at your shop
[3935.5s] Derek who and this must be
[3937.5s] Latifus
[3939.5s] we brought you some honey so you could
[3941.5s] let flip go and also thank you for
[3943.5s] getting all those wasps we really
[3945.5s] appreciate it
[3947.5s] I'm sort of gesturing to Sully like
[3949.5s] I just have
[3951.5s] one question
[3953.5s] I just have one
[3955.5s] question
[3957.5s] is this your only supply
[3959.5s] of honey just hopefully
[3961.5s] you know
[3963.5s] making adventures get it for you
[3965.5s] or is this is this a delight you
[3967.5s] would wish to partake in in a more
[3969.5s] regular basis sounds like someone I
[3971.5s] know
[3973.5s] I say to the dragon I
[3975.5s] don't understand what's happening with this
[3977.5s] person in the cave
[3979.5s] the dragon pauses
[3981.5s] and then says
[3983.5s] flip was making
[3985.5s] hell wasp honey
[3987.5s] malos
[3989.5s] but refused to get the
[3991.5s] honey when more wasps
[3993.5s] moved in
[3995.5s] wait
[3997.5s] he was making you
[3999.5s] these hell wasp treats
[4001.5s] on the
[4003.5s] side
[4005.5s] no that's why my
[4007.5s] stores ran out
[4009.5s] flip you trevor
[4011.5s] derek devin whoever that
[4013.5s] the hell you are
[4015.5s] you all face a honey badger
[4017.5s] wrath my friend
[4019.5s] a wrath
[4021.5s] oh Sully's trying to get off the honey
[4023.5s] badger he's just like
[4025.5s] trying to peel himself off
[4027.5s] just like every time he puts a hand
[4029.5s] down to lift one up he's got one
[4031.5s] stuck like looking at glim like
[4033.5s] help I don't want to be part
[4035.5s] of the honey badger rage yeah I do not
[4037.5s] have any levels of barbarian but I would
[4039.5s] like to rage
[4041.5s] I believe a honey badger has her own rage
[4043.5s] badger has a rage yeah
[4045.5s] you see a
[4047.5s] a stout halfling run out
[4049.5s] excited that
[4051.5s] you had come to save them but then see the
[4053.5s] rage in your eyes
[4055.5s] and they turn around and
[4057.5s] run back into the dragon's cave
[4059.5s] mm-hmm
[4061.5s] listen
[4063.5s] my dear dragon
[4065.5s] fellow you of course are a
[4067.5s] respected member of this forest
[4069.5s] community and it is my job
[4071.5s] as a
[4073.5s] purveyor of business to provide
[4075.5s] you with services that make
[4077.5s] you both comfortable and feel
[4079.5s] superior to all other people
[4081.5s] so I am willing to
[4083.5s] of course open a private
[4085.5s] line of business to you and provide
[4087.5s] you with more regular honey
[4089.5s] so you do not have to be dependent on
[4091.5s] the likes of such fools as
[4093.5s] will die by my claws
[4095.5s] you would make me the
[4097.5s] hell wasp honey mallows
[4099.5s] I can do this for you yes and far
[4101.5s] better than whatever swill
[4103.5s] this individual
[4105.5s] has been giving you I have been in
[4107.5s] the business for many years
[4109.5s] and I have
[4111.5s] I have two degrees
[4113.5s] in beef
[4115.5s] physiology
[4117.5s] if there's anyone who can make you
[4119.5s] sweet bee treats it is me
[4121.5s] I am the most qualified in the
[4123.5s] land just kind of looks
[4125.5s] to each of you sully still
[4127.5s] trying to get off of professor dr
[4129.5s] smith I don't know what you all think
[4131.5s] but I think this is
[4133.5s] nothing but a business opportunity
[4135.5s] in disguise
[4137.5s] yeah I think you should
[4139.5s] definitely set up some sort of business
[4141.5s] relationship with the with the bees
[4143.5s] and the honey and I like go over and
[4145.5s] try to pull sully
[4147.5s] please get away from this
[4149.5s] this person
[4151.5s] and I'm like trying to like scoop
[4153.5s] the honey off of sully to like
[4155.5s] put it in a container for the dragon
[4157.5s] and it's not working very well and now it's
[4159.5s] covered in hair the dragon shifts
[4161.5s] into a human form
[4163.5s] before you and says well it's about
[4165.5s] time somebody has some
[4167.5s] contractual obligations here
[4169.5s] let's get everything signed up
[4171.5s] and we'll get this sorted away right
[4173.5s] quick I would love nothing
[4175.5s] you know I hope you don't mind me
[4177.5s] saying so but you're a rather attractive
[4179.5s] individual I'm so glad to
[4181.5s] have met you perhaps we could see
[4183.5s] each other on a more regular basis
[4185.5s] to do business
[4187.5s] well of course yes yes
[4189.5s] deliveries twice a week
[4191.5s] oh yes
[4193.5s] you know I've recently
[4195.5s] gone on an adventure so I feel much
[4197.5s] more qualified to
[4199.5s] go deliver things myself
[4201.5s] I love adventures
[4203.5s] and hell wasp honey
[4205.5s] mallows let's go talk about the recipe
[4207.5s] what do you want to put
[4209.5s] in yours
[4211.5s] what do you want as the customer my dear
[4213.5s] and as I totally ignore
[4215.5s] all of the dragon
[4217.5s] and professor Dr. Smith
[4219.5s] walk back into the lair sully
[4221.5s] removed I assume by this point
[4223.5s] yeah we got him off
[4225.5s] well that was fucking weird
[4227.5s] yeah I you know my instinct
[4229.5s] is always just to help everyone but I feel
[4231.5s] like we learned a lesson
[4233.5s] today yeah I don't know
[4235.5s] that we helped anyone
[4241.5s] but I did almost convert those wasp to
[4243.5s] bahamut you were so close
[4245.5s] oh my goodness wow
[4247.5s] making that pledge
[4249.5s] really like
[4251.5s] upped my Zumba game I think you
[4253.5s] guys would have to agree oh definitely well plus
[4255.5s] you're like twice the size you normally are so
[4257.5s] I wonder how long this is
[4259.5s] going to last I don't know but would you carry me back
[4261.5s] well okay
[4263.5s] and because I'm so much bigger and everything
[4265.5s] else is bigger I have a handkerchief in my pocket
[4267.5s] that I pull out and like wrap around
[4269.5s] sully because he's still very sticky so I
[4271.5s] want to give him a ride but like also
[4273.5s] gross you've burritoed me so I
[4275.5s] kind of wrap I just swaddle him
[4277.5s] like a little baby
[4279.5s] glim, moot and swaddled baby
[4281.5s] sully walk back towards
[4283.5s] drothamar
[4285.5s] better maybe we'll see
[4287.5s] I mean different forever
[4289.5s] changed
[4315.5s] better maybe we'll see
[4317.5s] I mean different forever
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[4372.6s] Sorry guys, I've never played a shifter, and I've never played an artificer, so this is a great deal of fun.
[4377.6s] We've been playing the same characters for years, and we still spend hours looking shit up, so please take your time.
[4384.6s] Does it have something to do with the literal bear costume that I just noticed is behind you in the physical location you are in?
[4391.6s] That one back there?
[4394.1s] Sorry, sorry to interrupt, I just was like, what's that? Is that actually a claw? Oh, there's a bear back there.
[4400.9s] That's not a bee, that's a bear in a bee costume.
[4403.3s] Bears like bees?
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