1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,879 --> 00:00:04,879 The three of you 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:06,839 overseeing 4 00:00:06,839 --> 00:00:09,880 the wreckage of the city. I just... 5 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:18,120 I cannot believe this is my city. It is... it is like it's destroyed and... Where do you think an entire city would flee? 6 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:20,480 I think we should 7 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,719 go to visit one of my friends. Ah! 8 00:00:23,719 --> 00:00:28,839 Are you okay Flint? Are you okay? Is there a chair or something? I gotta sit down. 9 00:00:28,879 --> 00:00:31,000 There's a pain in my chest. We catch 10 00:00:31,839 --> 00:00:39,439 sight of a person in a green hooded cloak. Wait, please wait! We thought you were... we thought you were dead. 11 00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:42,880 Oh, it is so... it is so nice to see a person. 12 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:45,600 Every day rushes together. 13 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:48,200 It's been... 14 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:53,719 at least years. Years. So we were in that... we were in that pyramid for years? 15 00:00:53,719 --> 00:00:57,579 Drazul turns to you and says, okay, I think we're ready. Yenbul, are you coming? 16 00:00:57,820 --> 00:01:04,659 Yes, I... I can't fight everything here. And then you're in an alleyway in Waterdeep. We got a hustle here, peeps. 17 00:01:04,819 --> 00:01:07,620 You definitely look like you're in hustling form. 18 00:01:07,620 --> 00:01:12,459 You're bracing Flint as you walk down towards the main road, and as you step out into the main road, 19 00:01:13,219 --> 00:01:15,219 you look 20 00:01:15,219 --> 00:01:19,379 up and immediately what catches your eye are dark black 21 00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:23,939 banners hanging from the streets with the symbol of 22 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:25,939 Orcus. 23 00:01:25,980 --> 00:01:32,739 You look at the people and they're quickly rushing about from place to place. Some of them looking at the Sun. 24 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:38,859 A lot of doors are shutting up as you realize it's getting towards sundown. 25 00:01:45,219 --> 00:01:50,819 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your dungeon master Russ More and with me today is Carla Maxted. 26 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:54,859 That is me. I am mad at Russ and my... 27 00:01:56,340 --> 00:02:00,219 And my name is, I already said that, but I play Yenbul Nuri. 28 00:02:00,219 --> 00:02:06,739 Oh, everybody's so wrapped wrapped up in the in the anger. Tom Laird, probably not as mad at me, maybe. 29 00:02:07,859 --> 00:02:13,620 Even more mad. Oof, twist. Didn't think it could happen, but it's true. 30 00:02:14,419 --> 00:02:17,180 Yeah, that's me. I play Flint Firebeard. 31 00:02:17,699 --> 00:02:19,699 And Amy More. 32 00:02:21,780 --> 00:02:23,780 I'm sorry, are you talking to me? 33 00:02:26,099 --> 00:02:30,340 I couldn't hear you. I wasn't listening. And I play Thea Amastasia. 34 00:02:31,060 --> 00:02:32,659 Hi everybody. 35 00:02:32,659 --> 00:02:39,659 How are we doing? Feeling great. We're still processing. Yeah. So happy to see my friends Tom and Amy. 36 00:02:43,659 --> 00:02:45,939 For you listener, it's been two weeks of 37 00:02:47,180 --> 00:02:51,259 hatred. For everybody else, it's only been 30 seconds. It's fresh for us. 38 00:02:52,019 --> 00:02:58,579 It's so fresh. The wound, it's open. If you want to experience the true, here's where we can go with this. If you want to experience the true 39 00:02:59,659 --> 00:03:02,099 hatred for what happened in the last episode, 40 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:08,539 go visit us on Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast because there's like a 30, almost 30 minute downtime. 41 00:03:10,579 --> 00:03:12,579 20 or 30 minutes of 42 00:03:13,219 --> 00:03:20,780 everybody just being, just a bit, just it was a good session of just like talking out our feelings, I think. 43 00:03:21,859 --> 00:03:28,859 Yeah, after, so after we record an episode, we record the downtime and then that comes out the Saturday after. 44 00:03:28,859 --> 00:03:34,739 And it's us, like our immediate reactions and some light stats because we leveled up. 45 00:03:34,739 --> 00:03:38,259 But nobody wanted to talk about that. I thought you were going to say light stabbing. 46 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:50,579 No stabbing. You totally outed me. I'm the only one recording with an actual person in the room. 47 00:03:52,019 --> 00:03:54,019 It would be me. Yeah. 48 00:03:54,659 --> 00:03:59,819 Someone check in with Russ. You can hear our fresh reactions, even fresher than these ones. 49 00:04:00,099 --> 00:04:05,579 When we find out we have somehow fast-forwarded to the darkest timeline. I wouldn't let Russ sing in 50 00:04:06,099 --> 00:04:10,439 Dumjins downtime. I was like downtime and we're talking about this now motherfuckers. 51 00:04:11,859 --> 00:04:15,699 Yeah, that's fun. You should join us on Patreon and listen to that. 52 00:04:16,060 --> 00:04:20,099 Before we get too much into it, when you're a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you. 53 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:23,620 Like today's patron, Derek Wagner. 54 00:04:23,620 --> 00:04:25,620 Derek, thank you so much. 55 00:04:25,620 --> 00:04:29,140 Do you hear like all the stress just out of our voices? 56 00:04:29,140 --> 00:04:31,140 Derek, we're not mad at you. 57 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:33,140 Derek makes me happy. 58 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:35,140 Derek is a wonderful person. 59 00:04:35,140 --> 00:04:39,140 Derek looks great, smells good, and is very smart. 60 00:04:39,140 --> 00:04:41,140 And really kind to other people is what I hear about Derek. 61 00:04:41,140 --> 00:04:43,140 Unlike other people. 62 00:04:43,140 --> 00:04:48,660 I think we're going to have to have patrons just randomly drop into our recording sessions now. 63 00:04:48,660 --> 00:04:50,660 Just so you're not mad at me all the time. 64 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:54,660 Might add it. 65 00:04:54,660 --> 00:05:00,660 There's another way to bring about that result and that's not to fast-forward us and put us in the darkest timeline. 66 00:05:01,660 --> 00:05:03,660 Yeah, but where's the fun in that? 67 00:05:03,660 --> 00:05:05,660 You make your own choices, Russ. 68 00:05:05,660 --> 00:05:07,660 Fuck it! Let's play! 69 00:05:13,660 --> 00:05:15,660 You are standing in the streets in Waterdeep, 70 00:05:15,660 --> 00:05:17,660 bracing Flint between the two of you. 71 00:05:17,660 --> 00:05:23,660 You're seeing people rushing to their homes, shutting their doors, closing their shutters. 72 00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:32,660 You look up and you see symbols of orcas on banners throughout the streets. 73 00:05:34,660 --> 00:05:36,660 Yen Bull, I'm not going to lie to you. 74 00:05:36,660 --> 00:05:38,660 I regret going to Callenport. 75 00:05:38,660 --> 00:05:42,660 Yes, I don't. I feel like perhaps I regret leaving. 76 00:05:42,660 --> 00:05:44,660 I don't know. 77 00:05:45,660 --> 00:05:54,660 I thought we would come here and it would be better and safe 78 00:05:54,660 --> 00:05:58,660 and I could figure out a way to save my city and if we could save Flint. 79 00:05:58,660 --> 00:06:01,660 And now I get here and I've never been here before. 80 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:03,660 Oh, it's not usually like this. 81 00:06:03,660 --> 00:06:08,660 It is not orcas array everywhere normally. 82 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:16,660 I wonder, is this, I want to like just stop someone rushing by and just say, excuse me. 83 00:06:16,660 --> 00:06:21,660 You step in front of a woman who looks up and panic is in her eyes and she tries to push past you. 84 00:06:21,660 --> 00:06:22,660 No, no, no, no worries. 85 00:06:22,660 --> 00:06:24,660 It's just going to take five seconds of your time. 86 00:06:24,660 --> 00:06:26,660 You're going to get home quick. 87 00:06:26,660 --> 00:06:32,660 She turns back and looks at you and then she stops for a moment 88 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:42,660 and then her eyes change from panic to hatred and she turns and she leaves. 89 00:06:42,660 --> 00:06:46,660 She goes into a door and closes it. 90 00:06:46,660 --> 00:06:50,660 Well, shit, I don't think that we are friendlies here, my friends. 91 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:53,660 I feel like we have to get inside. 92 00:06:53,660 --> 00:06:57,660 Pretty clear social signals going on around us. 93 00:06:57,660 --> 00:07:00,660 I usually ignore those, but I agree with you. 94 00:07:01,660 --> 00:07:04,660 Is there an inn? 95 00:07:04,660 --> 00:07:06,660 There are many inns. 96 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:07,660 Yeah, it's water deep. 97 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:09,660 You guys know water deep so well. 98 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:10,660 Well, Yenbul doesn't. 99 00:07:10,660 --> 00:07:12,660 She's never been here before. 100 00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:13,660 That's true. Explain it to Yenbul. 101 00:07:13,660 --> 00:07:15,660 I don't have to remember. 102 00:07:15,660 --> 00:07:17,660 I don't have to remember anything. 103 00:07:17,660 --> 00:07:20,660 If you could just run Yenbul through it, that'd be great. 104 00:07:20,660 --> 00:07:25,660 You try to find any landmarks in the immediate area. 105 00:07:25,660 --> 00:07:28,660 You guess that you're in one of the lower wards, 106 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:34,660 quite a ways away from the Yawning Portal or Castle Waterdeep or anything like that. 107 00:07:34,660 --> 00:07:38,660 As you figure out which part of the city you're in, 108 00:07:38,660 --> 00:07:47,660 you hear the door slamming stop and you hear heavy footsteps echoing from down the street. 109 00:07:47,660 --> 00:07:50,660 Oh, God, I feel like we all turn and look at the same time, 110 00:07:50,660 --> 00:07:53,660 but I don't think we should, but I feel like that's what we would do. 111 00:07:53,660 --> 00:07:56,660 Well, if you two both turn, I'm probably turning with you. 112 00:07:56,660 --> 00:07:57,660 That's true. 113 00:07:57,660 --> 00:07:59,660 Well, yeah, you have no choice. 114 00:07:59,660 --> 00:08:02,660 You turn and look towards the echoing sound. 115 00:08:02,660 --> 00:08:10,660 You catch sight of a figure flying, like crossing the street above in the air. 116 00:08:10,660 --> 00:08:15,660 It looks dark and wispy, zipping through the air above you. 117 00:08:15,660 --> 00:08:21,660 And then you look down and you see like a line of what look like soldiers 118 00:08:21,660 --> 00:08:28,660 walking in unison down this street. 119 00:08:28,660 --> 00:08:33,660 You head back down the alleyway to get out of the immediate line of sight 120 00:08:33,660 --> 00:08:39,660 and make your way to where the lonely whip used to be. 121 00:08:39,660 --> 00:08:43,660 The sign is kind of roughly hanging off. 122 00:08:43,660 --> 00:08:46,660 The doors are locked and windows shuttered. 123 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:47,660 I bang on it. 124 00:08:47,659 --> 00:08:52,659 You hear movement coming from inside and whispering at the door. 125 00:08:52,659 --> 00:08:53,659 Who's there? 126 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:55,659 Please, Lettison, we need a place to stay for the night. 127 00:08:55,659 --> 00:08:57,659 My friend, he's very ill. 128 00:08:57,659 --> 00:08:58,659 The shutter's kind of open. 129 00:08:58,659 --> 00:09:05,659 You see eyes peeking through and they close up and the locks begin to go. 130 00:09:05,659 --> 00:09:06,659 Door pulls open. 131 00:09:06,659 --> 00:09:11,659 You hear the footsteps like rounding a corner down the street from you. 132 00:09:11,659 --> 00:09:12,659 Come in, come in. 133 00:09:12,659 --> 00:09:23,659 You enter and it's a woman probably in her 30s, tight curly red hair. 134 00:09:23,659 --> 00:09:30,659 And she's dressed in like common clothes, but they look torn and tattered. 135 00:09:30,659 --> 00:09:35,659 And she locks the door behind you and turns to look at you and says, 136 00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:38,659 just stay quiet. 137 00:09:38,659 --> 00:09:41,659 Why didn't you go home? 138 00:09:41,659 --> 00:09:44,659 We've only just arrived in the city. 139 00:09:44,659 --> 00:09:45,659 Why did you come here? 140 00:09:45,659 --> 00:09:48,659 We didn't know it was like this. 141 00:09:48,659 --> 00:09:50,659 Where have you been, under a rock? 142 00:09:50,659 --> 00:09:54,659 In a pyramid. 143 00:09:54,659 --> 00:09:58,659 One in the same? It's different? Okay, sure. 144 00:09:58,659 --> 00:10:01,659 No, I suppose, yeah, that it is surrounded by rock, yes. 145 00:10:01,659 --> 00:10:05,659 Okay. Who are you? What are you doing here? 146 00:10:05,659 --> 00:10:09,659 My name is Yenbul. I've come all the way from Kalimbor. 147 00:10:09,659 --> 00:10:10,659 It's a long ways. 148 00:10:10,659 --> 00:10:17,659 And as you're softly talking, you hear the footsteps come up to the front of the house and begin to, 149 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:22,659 like you hear them marching down the street and they're walking by. 150 00:10:22,659 --> 00:10:27,659 She holds her breath as they pass the doorway. 151 00:10:27,659 --> 00:10:32,659 How long has it been like this? 152 00:10:32,659 --> 00:10:37,659 How long has it been like this? 153 00:10:37,659 --> 00:10:42,659 She's like counting on her, on her, on her fingers as I, 154 00:10:42,659 --> 00:10:46,659 I don't know, seven, seven years? 155 00:10:46,659 --> 00:10:48,659 It's been like this? 156 00:10:48,659 --> 00:10:57,659 There was a battle for, for a couple of years before that and then forces overtook. 157 00:10:57,659 --> 00:11:02,659 Where did you, like, it's not just water deep. Where did you come from? 158 00:11:02,659 --> 00:11:03,659 Kalimport. 159 00:11:03,659 --> 00:11:06,659 And is it better in Kalimport? 160 00:11:06,659 --> 00:11:11,659 Oh, no, no, it is. It's very bad in Kalimport. 161 00:11:11,659 --> 00:11:15,659 The city is destroyed. Everyone is, there is no everyone anymore. 162 00:11:15,659 --> 00:11:18,659 But the few people that remain, they are below in tunnels. 163 00:11:18,659 --> 00:11:22,659 We thought it would be, we thought it would be better here. 164 00:11:22,659 --> 00:11:25,659 Come, come in and sit down. 165 00:11:25,659 --> 00:11:30,659 She leads you to a table, pulls out a chair for Flint. 166 00:11:30,659 --> 00:11:33,659 Have you, have you eaten? Do you need something to eat? 167 00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:37,659 That would be really kind of you. We have a lot of questions. 168 00:11:37,659 --> 00:11:39,659 Yeah, just give me, give me a second. 169 00:11:39,659 --> 00:11:43,659 She seats you all and then goes back into the kitchen. 170 00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:45,659 You hear her fixing some stuff. 171 00:11:45,659 --> 00:11:49,659 I softly yell back. 172 00:11:49,659 --> 00:11:51,659 What, what is your name? 173 00:11:51,659 --> 00:11:54,659 My name's Sharon. 174 00:11:54,659 --> 00:11:59,659 I feel like the woman in the street recognized us. 175 00:11:59,659 --> 00:12:05,659 And I have a feeling like we may be enemy number one. 176 00:12:05,659 --> 00:12:07,659 Not you, Yen Bull. 177 00:12:07,659 --> 00:12:15,659 You have the bliss of not being known at all here. 178 00:12:15,659 --> 00:12:21,659 I don't know if sharing who we are is going to be helpful 179 00:12:21,659 --> 00:12:26,659 or going to get us kicked out or if she'll call the guard. 180 00:12:26,659 --> 00:12:33,659 Well, I mean, I'm inclined to think if she just wouldn't open the door. 181 00:12:33,659 --> 00:12:37,659 If, if that was sort of the mindset. 182 00:12:37,659 --> 00:12:41,659 But that being said, you might be right. 183 00:12:41,659 --> 00:12:45,659 You look at Flint and realize he's completely covered in dragon scale. 184 00:12:45,659 --> 00:12:47,659 Head to toe? 185 00:12:47,659 --> 00:12:48,659 Yeah. 186 00:12:48,659 --> 00:12:52,659 He just looks like a small dragonborn. 187 00:12:52,659 --> 00:12:54,659 With a big beard. 188 00:12:54,659 --> 00:12:55,659 Oh, good. 189 00:12:55,659 --> 00:12:57,659 I was a little worried about his beard. 190 00:12:57,659 --> 00:13:02,659 Like it would have been a lot more dramatic if it was coming out in chunks as scales were taking over. 191 00:13:02,659 --> 00:13:06,659 I mean, that hasn't happened yet. 192 00:13:06,659 --> 00:13:08,659 If he's already been scalified. 193 00:13:08,659 --> 00:13:10,659 I mean, good luck adding it in. 194 00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,659 I'm not giving you ideas. 195 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:18,659 Even if it did, I have that belt of dwarven kind, which makes me grow radical beard. 196 00:13:18,659 --> 00:13:19,659 So that's true. 197 00:13:19,659 --> 00:13:20,659 You can't get rid of your beard. 198 00:13:20,659 --> 00:13:21,659 Yep. 199 00:13:21,659 --> 00:13:22,659 It's not done. 200 00:13:22,659 --> 00:13:28,659 I just don't know if we should be sharing our identities just yet. 201 00:13:28,659 --> 00:13:30,659 Perhaps this woman is quite young. 202 00:13:30,659 --> 00:13:34,659 Maybe she, she did not recognize you. 203 00:13:34,659 --> 00:13:37,659 Maybe not. 204 00:13:37,659 --> 00:13:43,659 Let's just try to get some more answers first before we potentially get thrown out on our asses. 205 00:13:43,659 --> 00:13:48,659 Sharon comes back with a few plates and sets them down in front of you. 206 00:13:48,659 --> 00:13:53,659 She says, well, you have questions? 207 00:13:53,659 --> 00:13:54,659 So many. 208 00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:58,659 Great. 209 00:13:58,659 --> 00:14:00,659 What can I answer? 210 00:14:00,659 --> 00:14:04,659 I mean, for starters, just thank you for the hospitality. 211 00:14:04,659 --> 00:14:07,659 Yes. Yes. Thank you. 212 00:14:07,659 --> 00:14:10,659 Yeah. 213 00:14:10,659 --> 00:14:12,659 Seems a little empty in here. 214 00:14:12,659 --> 00:14:15,659 Not many people visit after dark. 215 00:14:15,659 --> 00:14:20,659 What exactly is going on with the after dark situation? 216 00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:21,659 Is it a curfew? 217 00:14:21,659 --> 00:14:24,659 A lot of people were rushing around on the streets. 218 00:14:24,659 --> 00:14:28,659 It's exactly what it is. 219 00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:38,659 Anybody out after dark is thought to be conspiring against Orcus. 220 00:14:38,659 --> 00:14:48,659 Everybody still surviving here as we are is 221 00:14:48,659 --> 00:14:53,659 dedicated to Orcus. 222 00:14:53,659 --> 00:15:00,659 She looks deep into your eyes. 223 00:15:00,659 --> 00:15:06,659 We survive because they allow us. 224 00:15:06,659 --> 00:15:20,659 Because we believe that one day we will join in our own time the land of the undead. 225 00:15:20,659 --> 00:15:28,659 I can only imagine how exciting that must be. 226 00:15:28,659 --> 00:15:33,659 Yeah, we're all looking forward to it. 227 00:15:33,659 --> 00:15:44,659 And any sort of rebellion definitely doesn't exist. 228 00:15:44,659 --> 00:15:58,659 No, no, any any thought of rebellion would be immediately found and brought to swift justice. 229 00:15:58,659 --> 00:16:05,659 Because Orcus is listening all the time. 230 00:16:05,659 --> 00:16:12,659 It is wise to believe that you're always being monitored. 231 00:16:12,659 --> 00:16:15,659 OK, so we're on the same page. 232 00:16:15,659 --> 00:16:18,659 There are no rebellions. 233 00:16:18,659 --> 00:16:27,659 You're certainly not waiting for anyone to, I don't know, come and lead a resistance. 234 00:16:27,659 --> 00:16:29,659 Who would be so foolish? 235 00:16:29,659 --> 00:16:32,659 Who indeed? 236 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:36,659 And Thea rips open her shirt and underneath her shirt is a shirt she had made that says, 237 00:16:36,659 --> 00:16:41,659 Decimators of Dragon. 238 00:16:41,659 --> 00:16:42,659 Totally kidding. 239 00:16:42,659 --> 00:16:44,659 Orcus with a red line through it. 240 00:16:44,659 --> 00:16:46,659 That's right. 241 00:16:46,659 --> 00:16:55,659 Orcus, but then like with like a red D scratched in front of it and it says Dorkus. 242 00:16:55,659 --> 00:16:57,659 It's all my feelings. 243 00:16:57,659 --> 00:16:59,659 It's fine. 244 00:16:59,659 --> 00:17:02,659 And then we flashback. 245 00:17:02,659 --> 00:17:03,659 It's the dream sequence. 246 00:17:03,659 --> 00:17:07,659 Oh yeah, this was my this is my cut scene. 247 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:08,659 Everyone freezes. 248 00:17:08,659 --> 00:17:10,659 I talk to the camera. 249 00:17:10,659 --> 00:17:12,659 OK. 250 00:17:12,659 --> 00:17:18,659 Well, who is in charge here? 251 00:17:18,659 --> 00:17:20,659 Surely not Orcus himself. 252 00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:25,660 No, he has disciples in Castle Orcus. 253 00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:28,660 Oh, has this whole city been renamed Orcus? 254 00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:30,660 It's still water deep on the map. 255 00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:43,660 There are certain benefits to keeping people of life around when dealing with other areas not yet controlled by Orcus. 256 00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:48,660 So the soldiers are there undead? 257 00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:49,660 Yes. 258 00:17:49,660 --> 00:17:53,660 But the administrators of the city, they are still human? 259 00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:55,660 I suppose. 260 00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:58,660 We don't we don't see them often. 261 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:02,660 They are kept in tight guard in the castle. 262 00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:04,660 Do you know of their names? 263 00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:06,660 Not specifically, no. 264 00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:09,660 Many, many come and go. 265 00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:14,660 Only a couple stay regularly from the windows. 266 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:21,660 We've seen a Dragonborn looking person, thing, creature. 267 00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:29,660 I mean, not unlike yourself, less less follicular enhanced. 268 00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:33,660 But he's an imposing figure. 269 00:18:33,660 --> 00:18:38,660 He's the only one we really see of any frequency, but he's not always there. 270 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:49,660 Him and a smaller woman often travel in every few months, almost like they're they're checking up. 271 00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:51,660 How small is a small woman? 272 00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:56,660 Well, it's like it's either a halfling or a gnome or... 273 00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:57,660 Red hair? 274 00:18:57,660 --> 00:18:58,660 Possibly. 275 00:18:58,660 --> 00:18:59,660 Speaks with an accent? 276 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:00,660 I don't know. 277 00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:03,660 Well, she doesn't ever speak with us. 278 00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,660 Does she have a little shovel? 279 00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:08,660 I'm sorry, I'm asking questions you don't know. 280 00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:10,660 I've not seen her dig. 281 00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:11,660 I've not seen her talk. 282 00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:12,660 I've not heard her talk. 283 00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:14,660 OK. 284 00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:18,660 Any any sight of them has only been from the streets up to the castle. 285 00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:19,660 Fair enough. 286 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:20,660 I'm sorry. 287 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:25,660 What of everyone from Castle Water, Orcus? 288 00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:36,660 The rulers of the city previously have not been seen in many years. 289 00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:43,660 Some were publicly converted. 290 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:46,660 I'm sorry, I keep asking you for names. 291 00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:49,660 But who? 292 00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:51,660 Lord Neverember. 293 00:19:51,660 --> 00:20:03,660 Lady Silverhand was was around before Orcus took over, but she was not seen after. 294 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:13,660 Some of the right hands to the rulers were given the same fate. 295 00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:18,660 That's that's that's all I know. 296 00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:19,660 Give me a moment. 297 00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:23,660 Let me let me get the let me get the bill. 298 00:20:23,660 --> 00:20:26,660 I'll be right back. 299 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:29,660 I totally think Lipsinki's here. 300 00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:34,660 But she said she said they're only here sometimes. 301 00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:36,660 Yeah. 302 00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:44,660 But that's one person that we know who is alive. 303 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:51,660 And I mean, I feel like she was wavering, but that was was it seven years ago for her? 304 00:20:51,660 --> 00:20:52,660 Is that how long it was? 305 00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:53,660 Did we establish that? 306 00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:54,660 Well, she did. 307 00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:56,660 That's what Sharon said. 308 00:20:56,660 --> 00:21:00,660 Well, Sharon said that that Orcus took over seven years. 309 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,660 But then there were a couple of years of fighting. 310 00:21:02,660 --> 00:21:04,660 It was probably like 10 years. 311 00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:06,660 OK. 312 00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:07,660 Ah, OK. 313 00:21:07,660 --> 00:21:09,660 But was it for her? 314 00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:17,660 Well, they were only in the pyramid with us for I don't know for how long exactly I was in that cage for a while. 315 00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:28,660 But oh my God, did Orcus send them in like, OK, it's been nine years. 316 00:21:28,660 --> 00:21:30,660 These idiots can't get the job done. 317 00:21:30,660 --> 00:21:36,660 Head in there. 318 00:21:36,660 --> 00:21:40,660 Makes me really mad. 319 00:21:40,660 --> 00:21:41,660 Oh, God. 320 00:21:41,660 --> 00:21:48,660 Well, any anywho, we talked to her the day the pyramid stopped. 321 00:21:48,660 --> 00:21:49,660 Yeah. 322 00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:50,660 Yes. 323 00:21:50,660 --> 00:22:00,660 And which is like in present time for us only a few days. 324 00:22:00,660 --> 00:22:09,660 But for her, like it was still the most recent time. 325 00:22:09,660 --> 00:22:19,660 Because once he was defeated, I assume things went back, not back to normal, but continued on as it were. 326 00:22:19,660 --> 00:22:26,660 So I don't know, maybe we may be able to convince her. 327 00:22:26,660 --> 00:22:27,660 I don't know. 328 00:22:27,660 --> 00:22:31,660 You think they would have said something. 329 00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:32,660 Right? 330 00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:33,660 Rude. 331 00:22:33,660 --> 00:22:39,660 Like a little like, hey, it's been seven years since we've seen you guys. 332 00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:42,660 Or hey, it's been a long time. 333 00:22:42,660 --> 00:22:45,660 Flint, how are you feeling you are now? 334 00:22:45,660 --> 00:22:47,660 You're straight up like Dragonborn, man. 335 00:22:47,660 --> 00:22:49,660 Yes, but we do. 336 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:50,660 It was. 337 00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:58,660 Well, I mean, honestly, besides the pain in my heart and the splitting headache, I'm feeling pretty good. 338 00:22:58,660 --> 00:22:59,660 I don't like that. 339 00:22:59,660 --> 00:23:01,660 That's not ideal. 340 00:23:01,660 --> 00:23:05,660 Well, no, I mean, I've been through worse, maybe. 341 00:23:05,660 --> 00:23:07,660 But. 342 00:23:07,660 --> 00:23:08,660 Yeah. 343 00:23:08,660 --> 00:23:10,660 But you can't recall a time right now. 344 00:23:10,660 --> 00:23:16,660 I am having trouble recalling a lot of anything with this with this headache. 345 00:23:16,660 --> 00:23:22,660 But, you know, like, hey, if we get into a scrape, you know, I'm ready. 346 00:23:22,660 --> 00:23:30,660 Can I like cure wounds on him or like try to help his headache? 347 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:32,660 Sure. What do you want to do? 348 00:23:32,660 --> 00:23:34,660 Cure wounds? 349 00:23:34,660 --> 00:23:37,660 Want to touch him on his temples? 350 00:23:37,660 --> 00:23:38,660 Yeah, you can certainly. 351 00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:40,660 And cast cure wounds? 352 00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:41,660 Yeah. 353 00:23:41,660 --> 00:23:44,660 Like you regain hit points, which I don't think is important, but I'm trying to help you. 354 00:23:44,660 --> 00:23:47,660 The symptoms, if not the. 355 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:50,660 Yeah, I can't help the cause, but the symptoms. 356 00:23:50,660 --> 00:23:51,660 Sure. 357 00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:52,660 Yeah. 358 00:23:52,660 --> 00:23:58,660 The pains you're feeling as you cast this don't go away, but they dull. 359 00:23:58,660 --> 00:24:00,660 I don't know what our next move is. 360 00:24:00,660 --> 00:24:09,660 Perhaps tomorrow when we are not confined, we can try to find someone you used to know. 361 00:24:09,660 --> 00:24:11,660 Maybe. 362 00:24:11,660 --> 00:24:15,660 I feel like no one knows me here. 363 00:24:15,660 --> 00:24:17,660 Flint is unrecognizable. 364 00:24:17,660 --> 00:24:26,660 If you are are worried that they that you are an enemy here, you could disguise yourself. 365 00:24:26,660 --> 00:24:28,660 Oh, not a problem. 366 00:24:28,660 --> 00:24:31,660 Yes. And then we can. 367 00:24:31,660 --> 00:24:38,660 Perhaps she will let us stay here for the night and then we will go and try to find someone you know. 368 00:24:38,660 --> 00:24:40,660 Perhaps someone who can help Flint. 369 00:24:40,660 --> 00:24:41,660 Yeah, Flint. 370 00:24:41,660 --> 00:24:45,660 Sorry, we're looking for the you want to take Brotherhood of Traveling Pants. 371 00:24:45,660 --> 00:24:47,660 I know that's all right. 372 00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:48,660 Nope, that's right. 373 00:24:48,660 --> 00:24:49,660 Arcane. 374 00:24:49,660 --> 00:24:50,660 I remember it. 375 00:24:50,660 --> 00:24:52,660 The Arcane Brotherhood of Traveling Pants. 376 00:24:52,660 --> 00:24:54,660 I wonder if they're here. 377 00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:55,660 Are they underground? 378 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:59,660 Like, there's no way they just rolled over and went, OK, orcas. 379 00:24:59,660 --> 00:25:00,660 Yeah, sure. 380 00:25:00,660 --> 00:25:03,660 Yeah, I mean, I'm inclined to think the same way. 381 00:25:03,660 --> 00:25:07,660 But where I mean, where would we even start? 382 00:25:07,660 --> 00:25:08,660 To find them. 383 00:25:08,660 --> 00:25:11,660 Sharon, Sharon. 384 00:25:11,660 --> 00:25:17,660 Sharon comes back out holding a piece of paper and says, yes, yes. 385 00:25:17,660 --> 00:25:20,660 I have another question for you. 386 00:25:20,660 --> 00:25:23,660 OK, she slides the paper to you. 387 00:25:23,660 --> 00:25:25,660 I look at it. 388 00:25:25,660 --> 00:25:26,660 It says what? 389 00:25:26,660 --> 00:25:33,660 You look at it and the note says resistance in the sewers. 390 00:25:33,660 --> 00:25:37,660 I put a gold piece down. 391 00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:45,660 The Arcane Brotherhood, by any chance, has been taken over by orcas. 392 00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:49,660 And wiped out, I hope. 393 00:25:49,660 --> 00:25:54,660 The Arcane Brotherhood, she's looking around now, 394 00:25:54,660 --> 00:25:59,660 hasn't been seen here in a long time. 395 00:25:59,660 --> 00:26:05,660 She says, long time, she taps her finger on the paper. 396 00:26:05,660 --> 00:26:08,660 Good. 397 00:26:08,660 --> 00:26:12,660 Praise orcas. 398 00:26:12,660 --> 00:26:16,660 You'll have to work on the handshake later. 399 00:26:16,660 --> 00:26:20,660 It's like we grasp pinkies and then we lift it up and down. 400 00:26:20,660 --> 00:26:22,660 Then the pinkies fall off. 401 00:26:22,660 --> 00:26:26,660 But then you grasp again and then you like hook your pointer finger 402 00:26:26,660 --> 00:26:29,660 and then and then you do with your other hand. 403 00:26:29,660 --> 00:26:30,660 Yeah. 404 00:26:30,660 --> 00:26:34,660 And then you do the whole up and over and you guys both like twirl around. 405 00:26:34,660 --> 00:26:38,660 You touch ankles a few times and then there's like a hole. 406 00:26:38,660 --> 00:26:39,660 Yeah. Yeah. 407 00:26:39,660 --> 00:26:43,660 How does anyone get anything done with this overly complicated handshake? 408 00:26:43,660 --> 00:26:49,660 You look around the city and there's just people like in different points of the handshake. 409 00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:52,660 Just the fact that you caught them all rushing back to their house. 410 00:26:52,660 --> 00:26:55,660 That's like the point when they all finish and now they get to go back home. 411 00:26:55,660 --> 00:26:56,660 Yeah. Yeah. 412 00:26:56,660 --> 00:26:58,660 Starts in the morning, ends at night. 413 00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:00,660 Real long handshake. 414 00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:01,660 May we stay the night? 415 00:27:01,660 --> 00:27:02,660 Of course. Of course. 416 00:27:02,660 --> 00:27:04,660 We have some rooms upstairs. 417 00:27:04,660 --> 00:27:06,660 Thank you for the food and the help. 418 00:27:06,660 --> 00:27:07,660 Yes. Thank you. 419 00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:10,660 Curfew ends at sunrise? 420 00:27:10,660 --> 00:27:12,660 Yes. 421 00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:17,660 Most of the forces go away. 422 00:27:17,660 --> 00:27:24,660 There are still several patrols throughout the day, but it is safer. 423 00:27:24,660 --> 00:27:26,660 Under Orcus's protection. 424 00:27:26,660 --> 00:27:28,660 Aren't we all safer? 425 00:27:28,660 --> 00:27:29,660 Exactly. 426 00:27:29,660 --> 00:27:36,660 Thea really likes to lean into like, yeah, I'm part of this cult. 427 00:27:43,660 --> 00:27:48,660 Welcome to the Middle Town. It's time to talk about the things. 428 00:27:48,660 --> 00:27:50,660 It's December now so we can really like... 429 00:27:50,660 --> 00:27:52,660 Just lean into it. 430 00:27:52,660 --> 00:27:53,660 Yeah. Yeah. 431 00:27:53,660 --> 00:27:57,660 Hopefully you're not listening to this in February 2027. 432 00:27:57,660 --> 00:27:59,660 Well, hopefully you are. 433 00:27:59,660 --> 00:28:01,660 I mean, like if you are... 434 00:28:01,660 --> 00:28:04,660 Correction. Hopefully you are and you got a little Christmas spirit. 435 00:28:04,660 --> 00:28:05,660 Yeah. 436 00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:06,660 Yeah. 437 00:28:06,660 --> 00:28:08,660 February, I think you need it. 438 00:28:08,660 --> 00:28:11,660 Yeah. I mean, it's no January blues, but it's... 439 00:28:11,660 --> 00:28:13,660 January, I'm so riding the high. 440 00:28:13,660 --> 00:28:15,660 Who knows what the year looks like in 2020. 441 00:28:15,660 --> 00:28:17,660 If you're listening to this in 2027, tweet at us and say, 442 00:28:17,660 --> 00:28:20,660 hashtag Christmas in February 2027. 443 00:28:20,660 --> 00:28:23,660 God, I hope Twitter isn't a fail by then. 444 00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:25,660 It's going to be. 445 00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:27,660 You mean in just six years? 446 00:28:27,660 --> 00:28:30,660 Whatever social media is available, do it. 447 00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:31,660 At us. 448 00:28:31,660 --> 00:28:33,660 If you're listening in February 2027, 449 00:28:33,660 --> 00:28:36,660 this next three minutes is not going to have anything to do with you 450 00:28:36,660 --> 00:28:39,660 because we're going to talk about a special offer that we have going on 451 00:28:39,660 --> 00:28:41,660 until December 9th of 2020. 452 00:28:41,660 --> 00:28:43,660 And we would love for you to come join us on 453 00:28:43,660 --> 00:28:46,660 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast and take advantage of some of the 454 00:28:46,660 --> 00:28:48,660 sweet merch that was supposed to come in today. 455 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:51,660 I was going to show off to all of our patrons what it is, 456 00:28:51,660 --> 00:28:53,660 but it's coming in tomorrow. 457 00:28:53,660 --> 00:28:55,660 So we're going to cover our living room in merch. 458 00:28:55,660 --> 00:28:57,660 And then take pictures of it. 459 00:28:57,660 --> 00:28:58,660 That's pretty awesome. 460 00:28:58,660 --> 00:29:01,660 And I'm going to say something cool in the tagline, 461 00:29:01,660 --> 00:29:03,660 like don't be smirch. 462 00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:05,660 All this cool stuff, something like that. 463 00:29:05,660 --> 00:29:07,660 You're going to keep workshopping it? 464 00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:08,660 Working on that. 465 00:29:08,660 --> 00:29:10,660 I thought that was what we agreed on. 466 00:29:10,660 --> 00:29:12,660 No, that's not what we... 467 00:29:12,660 --> 00:29:14,660 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 468 00:29:14,660 --> 00:29:17,660 Until December 9th, we've got digital wallpapers 469 00:29:17,660 --> 00:29:19,660 at the three, we've got stickers at the five, 470 00:29:19,660 --> 00:29:21,660 we've got coasters at the 15, 471 00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:24,660 and that sweet acrylic pin at the $25 tier. 472 00:29:24,660 --> 00:29:28,660 And so for all new and upgrading members for every five, 473 00:29:28,660 --> 00:29:30,660 we'll do a bonus episode. 474 00:29:30,660 --> 00:29:33,660 And we've already released two of those. 475 00:29:33,660 --> 00:29:34,660 Two bonus episodes. 476 00:29:34,660 --> 00:29:37,660 We're almost one more away from our third bonus episode. 477 00:29:37,660 --> 00:29:40,660 You know what might push us over that? 478 00:29:40,660 --> 00:29:41,660 What? 479 00:29:41,660 --> 00:29:44,660 Well, we got that livestream coming up because we just set the date for that. 480 00:29:45,660 --> 00:29:46,660 December 12th. 481 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:48,660 Yeah, livestream coming up, baby. 482 00:29:48,660 --> 00:29:49,660 Look at all these things we have going on. 483 00:29:49,660 --> 00:29:51,660 Yeah, those are for patrons only. 484 00:29:51,660 --> 00:29:52,660 We've never done a livestream before. 485 00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:56,660 So like come watch us fly, watch us fall. 486 00:29:56,660 --> 00:30:00,660 Give us like your input as to what's supposed to happen in this episode. 487 00:30:00,660 --> 00:30:02,660 Tell us how the rules work. 488 00:30:02,660 --> 00:30:06,660 But yeah, I know that's December 12th at noon Pacific, 489 00:30:06,660 --> 00:30:10,660 3 p.m. Eastern for probably a couple hours. 490 00:30:10,660 --> 00:30:11,660 We're going to be live streaming a game, 491 00:30:11,660 --> 00:30:12,660 which we've never done before. 492 00:30:12,660 --> 00:30:14,660 There's going to be some community involvement, 493 00:30:14,660 --> 00:30:18,660 some audience involvement where we're going to toss out questions 494 00:30:18,660 --> 00:30:21,660 and hopefully get better answers than what we would do. 495 00:30:21,660 --> 00:30:22,660 Maybe not. 496 00:30:22,660 --> 00:30:23,660 Almost certainly. 497 00:30:23,660 --> 00:30:24,660 I mean, come on, guys. 498 00:30:24,660 --> 00:30:25,660 They're going to be better answers. 499 00:30:25,660 --> 00:30:27,660 But yeah, that's coming up. 500 00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:28,660 So check it all out. 501 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:31,660 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 502 00:30:31,660 --> 00:30:32,660 Hopefully see you over there. 503 00:30:32,660 --> 00:30:34,660 If not now, then when? 504 00:30:34,660 --> 00:30:37,660 If not you, then who? 505 00:30:37,660 --> 00:30:39,660 It's the Glimer of light in the middle of this, 506 00:30:39,660 --> 00:30:41,660 the darkest timeline episode. 507 00:30:41,660 --> 00:30:43,660 Now we'll get you back to it. 508 00:30:43,660 --> 00:30:45,660 This December's the darkest timeline. 509 00:30:45,660 --> 00:30:46,660 Perfect timing. 510 00:30:46,660 --> 00:30:47,660 Yeah. 511 00:30:47,660 --> 00:30:48,660 Merry holidays, everybody. 512 00:30:48,660 --> 00:30:50,660 I even changed the intro music, if you notice that, 513 00:30:50,660 --> 00:30:52,660 to the more darkest timeline music. 514 00:30:52,660 --> 00:30:53,660 Yeah. 515 00:30:53,660 --> 00:30:54,660 Smooth. 516 00:30:54,660 --> 00:30:55,660 Sorry, everybody. 517 00:30:55,660 --> 00:30:56,660 That's the new intro music. 518 00:30:56,660 --> 00:30:58,660 Hopefully you like it. 519 00:30:58,660 --> 00:31:00,660 If they fix it, we'll go back to the other one. 520 00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:01,660 Oh, no. 521 00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:02,660 No pressure. 522 00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:03,660 Pressure. 523 00:31:03,660 --> 00:31:04,660 OK, back to the episode. 524 00:31:04,660 --> 00:31:05,660 OK, thanks. Bye. 525 00:31:05,660 --> 00:31:06,660 Bye. 526 00:31:06,660 --> 00:31:09,660 OK, you spend the night. 527 00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:11,660 I sleep with my weapons on me. 528 00:31:11,660 --> 00:31:14,660 Remember the last time we slept and then a dragon attacked? 529 00:31:14,660 --> 00:31:15,660 That's true. 530 00:31:15,660 --> 00:31:17,660 Dragons are the least of your problems right now. 531 00:31:17,660 --> 00:31:20,660 We haven't slept since then. 532 00:31:20,660 --> 00:31:24,660 Tom slept in full plate armor since that moment. 533 00:31:24,660 --> 00:31:25,660 That's true. 534 00:31:25,660 --> 00:31:29,660 He used to be totally naked and now he's just too scared to take anything off. 535 00:31:29,660 --> 00:31:30,660 One dragon attack is all you need. 536 00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:31,660 That's right. 537 00:31:31,660 --> 00:31:36,660 I think Yen Bull, even though obviously everything is terrible, 538 00:31:36,660 --> 00:31:43,660 is still just like fascinated by this very different place than the place that she is from. 539 00:31:43,660 --> 00:31:50,660 So even in the room is sort of just like looking at everything and trying to, 540 00:31:50,660 --> 00:31:55,660 yeah, like this is what chairs look like here. 541 00:31:55,660 --> 00:31:57,660 Because everything is so different. 542 00:31:57,660 --> 00:32:00,660 I mean, you know, general structures are the same, 543 00:32:00,660 --> 00:32:03,660 but it's like everything is totally foreign. 544 00:32:03,660 --> 00:32:04,660 A lot less silks here. 545 00:32:04,660 --> 00:32:05,660 Indeed. 546 00:32:05,660 --> 00:32:10,660 Yeah, it's like if the yawning portal hasn't been like taken over or destroyed, 547 00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:11,660 you should see it. 548 00:32:11,660 --> 00:32:12,660 It's awesome. 549 00:32:12,660 --> 00:32:17,660 There's a giant yawning portal in the middle of the tavern. 550 00:32:17,660 --> 00:32:18,660 It's crazy. 551 00:32:18,660 --> 00:32:19,660 Oh, my goodness. 552 00:32:19,660 --> 00:32:20,660 I want to see that. 553 00:32:20,660 --> 00:32:23,660 I want to see all the sights, but it's hard. 554 00:32:23,660 --> 00:32:26,660 Well, it's hard to sight see when Orcus is taken over. 555 00:32:26,660 --> 00:32:27,660 Yes. 556 00:32:29,660 --> 00:32:31,660 Can I braid your hair? 557 00:32:31,660 --> 00:32:36,660 Oh, it's hard because it's so curly, but you can try. 558 00:32:36,660 --> 00:32:37,660 See, it tries. 559 00:32:37,660 --> 00:32:39,660 Do I have to roll for braid? 560 00:32:39,660 --> 00:32:40,660 No, you've got time. 561 00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:41,660 There's no pressing danger. 562 00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:44,660 You can braid as much as you want. 563 00:32:44,660 --> 00:32:46,660 I French braid. 564 00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:50,660 I like fish bone or fish tail, whatever that braid is called. 565 00:32:50,660 --> 00:32:51,660 Sure. 566 00:32:51,660 --> 00:32:52,660 Yeah, I do it all. 567 00:32:52,660 --> 00:32:53,660 Okay. 568 00:32:53,660 --> 00:32:56,660 After your braiding session, you fall asleep. 569 00:32:56,660 --> 00:33:03,660 Flint, you don't sleep well. 570 00:33:03,660 --> 00:33:07,660 Flashes of the battle with Tiamat. 571 00:33:07,660 --> 00:33:14,660 You have flashes of the horde that you fought inside the pyramid. 572 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:22,660 You feel like your muscles pulling from your bones and stretching. 573 00:33:22,660 --> 00:33:29,660 You wake up in what before would have been probably a cold sweat, but you don't wake 574 00:33:29,660 --> 00:33:31,660 up that way now. 575 00:33:31,660 --> 00:33:34,660 You wake up and you're just panicked. 576 00:33:34,660 --> 00:33:38,660 You can feel that the scales have risen. 577 00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:47,660 As you look around the room and see that daybreak has come, you hear a loud crash 578 00:33:47,660 --> 00:33:50,660 downstairs. 579 00:33:50,660 --> 00:33:55,660 I'll grab my weapon and head to the top of the stairs and see if I can see what's 580 00:33:55,660 --> 00:33:56,660 up. 581 00:33:56,660 --> 00:34:04,660 You hear heavy footsteps downstairs and growls. 582 00:34:04,660 --> 00:34:10,659 And then you see coming around the corner at the base of the stairs, one of the 583 00:34:10,659 --> 00:34:12,659 guards. 584 00:34:12,659 --> 00:34:18,659 They have a long sword in hand and they point up the stairs at you and then let 585 00:34:18,659 --> 00:34:24,659 out another loud growl and then begin marching up the stairs towards you. 586 00:34:24,659 --> 00:34:26,659 And how close is this fellow to me? 587 00:34:26,659 --> 00:34:29,659 A flight of stairs, 15 feet. 588 00:34:29,659 --> 00:34:35,659 I guess I'll take a running jump off the top stair and super tomahawk axe this 589 00:34:35,659 --> 00:34:36,659 guy. 590 00:34:36,659 --> 00:34:38,659 Damn it, Tom! 591 00:34:38,659 --> 00:34:43,659 Roll to attack with advantage because that's a ballsy move that I'm sure they 592 00:34:43,659 --> 00:34:45,659 weren't expecting. 593 00:34:45,659 --> 00:34:46,659 Perfect. 594 00:34:46,659 --> 00:34:54,659 First roll would be a 25 to hit. 595 00:34:54,659 --> 00:34:55,659 Second roll was worse. 596 00:34:55,659 --> 00:34:58,659 So we're going to go with the 25 to hit. 597 00:34:58,659 --> 00:35:01,659 You leap off the top step. 598 00:35:01,659 --> 00:35:09,659 You drive your axe into the skull of this creature before you and topple on 599 00:35:09,659 --> 00:35:16,659 top of it and down, falling down like wrapped up with this creature that is 600 00:35:16,659 --> 00:35:18,659 not moving beneath you. 601 00:35:18,659 --> 00:35:24,659 But the crash that follows after this wakes Thea and Yen Bull. 602 00:35:24,659 --> 00:35:29,659 I feel like I wake up in a mass of Yen Bull's hair. 603 00:35:29,659 --> 00:35:34,659 Yeah, so wake up and obviously like grab weapons and run out to see what is 604 00:35:34,659 --> 00:35:35,659 happening. 605 00:35:35,659 --> 00:35:42,659 Flint, you at the bottom of the stairs, you see now that there are 15 soldiers 606 00:35:42,659 --> 00:35:45,659 standing in this front entryway. 607 00:35:45,659 --> 00:35:49,659 You hear footsteps up above and Thea and Yen Bull, you look down and see 608 00:35:49,659 --> 00:35:53,659 Flint in a pile on top of this soldier. 609 00:35:53,659 --> 00:35:55,659 I feel like mouths like, what the fuck? 610 00:35:55,659 --> 00:35:58,659 Yen Bull shrugs like I don't... 611 00:35:58,659 --> 00:36:04,659 Thea quickly decides to alter self. 612 00:36:04,659 --> 00:36:06,659 I don't want to be recognized as myself. 613 00:36:06,659 --> 00:36:15,659 I want to be very plain, just long, dark brown hair, average height, kind of 614 00:36:15,659 --> 00:36:18,659 just like a medium, lightish... 615 00:36:18,659 --> 00:36:19,659 Just an average lady. 616 00:36:19,659 --> 00:36:23,659 Just an average lady, much like a standard lady. 617 00:36:23,659 --> 00:36:27,659 Just a light, light brown skin tone. 618 00:36:27,659 --> 00:36:31,659 Just there is nothing out of the ordinary about me. 619 00:36:31,659 --> 00:36:32,659 Okay. 620 00:36:32,659 --> 00:36:35,659 Flint, down at the bottom of the stairs, these soldiers are beginning to move 621 00:36:35,659 --> 00:36:37,659 towards you, aggressively. 622 00:36:37,659 --> 00:36:41,659 Is there anyone else downstairs or is it just all soldiers? 623 00:36:41,659 --> 00:36:43,659 It looks to be, from what you can see, all soldiers. 624 00:36:43,659 --> 00:36:46,659 I know I have a breath attack somewhere, Russ. 625 00:36:46,659 --> 00:36:48,659 I don't see it on my sheet, though. 626 00:36:48,659 --> 00:36:51,659 Five by 30 foot line, deck save. 627 00:36:51,659 --> 00:36:58,659 I guess I'll unleash this as I like disentangle myself from the poor fellow 628 00:36:58,659 --> 00:36:59,659 underneath me. 629 00:36:59,659 --> 00:37:00,659 Okay. 630 00:37:00,659 --> 00:37:05,659 The DC save is eight plus your con, plus your proficiency bonus. 631 00:37:05,659 --> 00:37:06,659 All right. 632 00:37:06,659 --> 00:37:12,659 So you will have to beat 18. 633 00:37:12,659 --> 00:37:16,659 So half dodge down this line, half do not. 634 00:37:16,659 --> 00:37:22,659 So you say there's probably five foot, 10. 635 00:37:22,659 --> 00:37:23,659 So five and five. 636 00:37:23,659 --> 00:37:26,659 And then it's five D six. 637 00:37:27,659 --> 00:37:29,659 20 lightning damage. 638 00:37:29,659 --> 00:37:31,659 Many of them drop. 639 00:37:31,659 --> 00:37:37,659 Theon Yenbul, you shrugged at Flint and he unleashed a lightning breath. 640 00:37:37,659 --> 00:37:41,659 Not what we were expecting him to do. 641 00:37:41,659 --> 00:37:43,659 No. 642 00:37:43,659 --> 00:37:49,659 He's become quite erratic after his change. 643 00:37:49,659 --> 00:37:51,659 He's going through the change. 644 00:37:51,659 --> 00:37:55,659 This is this is menopause, right? 645 00:37:55,659 --> 00:37:58,659 For for Dwarf for Dwarf. 646 00:37:58,659 --> 00:38:00,659 Yeah, that's what I thought. 647 00:38:00,659 --> 00:38:03,659 So I mean, I don't even know. 648 00:38:03,659 --> 00:38:13,659 Thea comes down the stairs and said, like, oh, um, Sharon. 649 00:38:13,659 --> 00:38:18,659 There's no call from Sharon back. 650 00:38:18,659 --> 00:38:19,659 Oh, God. 651 00:38:19,659 --> 00:38:20,659 OK. 652 00:38:20,659 --> 00:38:22,659 Well, we're in this now. 653 00:38:22,659 --> 00:38:25,659 So she. 654 00:38:27,659 --> 00:38:30,659 I'm going to cast sacred flame. 655 00:38:30,659 --> 00:38:31,659 There we go. 656 00:38:31,659 --> 00:38:33,659 I just clicked on flaming sphere. 657 00:38:33,659 --> 00:38:38,659 You go first, because Thea is like, call for Sharon. 658 00:38:38,659 --> 00:38:41,659 Dex save 17. 659 00:38:41,659 --> 00:38:43,659 Oh, that was less good. 660 00:38:43,659 --> 00:38:46,659 That's not a 17, not a 17. 661 00:38:46,659 --> 00:38:47,659 Probably 11. 662 00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:53,659 So you take 20, I think, radiant damage. 663 00:38:53,659 --> 00:38:54,659 You're damn right. 664 00:38:54,659 --> 00:38:55,659 It's reading. 665 00:38:55,659 --> 00:38:56,659 Yeah. 666 00:38:56,659 --> 00:39:00,659 So you like run down the stairs and do this or you do this from the top of the stairs? 667 00:39:00,659 --> 00:39:02,659 I guess running down the stairs. 668 00:39:02,659 --> 00:39:07,659 I want to make sure I can direct that not where Flint is. 669 00:39:07,659 --> 00:39:10,659 I mean, it seems like the larger group of them is further away. 670 00:39:11,659 --> 00:39:18,659 So yeah, you run down and you turn and you see there are another 10 or more soldiers, 671 00:39:18,659 --> 00:39:23,659 some of them pushing themselves up off the ground, others lying on the ground. 672 00:39:23,659 --> 00:39:25,659 Your flame goes and drops. 673 00:39:25,659 --> 00:39:32,659 Another few of them like the the flesh on them like boils from this radiant energy 674 00:39:32,659 --> 00:39:36,659 and it begins to smoke and flame as they fall to the floor. 675 00:39:36,659 --> 00:39:39,659 Thea casts flaming sphere. 676 00:39:39,659 --> 00:39:43,659 So she runs to the bottom of the stairs, casts her five foot diameter sphere 677 00:39:43,659 --> 00:39:47,659 and like thrusts it at the remaining seven. 678 00:39:47,659 --> 00:39:48,659 Sure. 679 00:39:48,659 --> 00:39:51,659 They need to make a dexterity saving throw. 680 00:39:51,659 --> 00:39:53,659 16. 681 00:39:53,659 --> 00:39:54,659 Not good enough. 682 00:39:54,659 --> 00:39:55,659 Okay. 683 00:39:55,659 --> 00:39:57,659 Four. 684 00:39:57,659 --> 00:39:59,659 And a five is nine. 685 00:39:59,659 --> 00:40:00,659 Fire damage. 686 00:40:00,659 --> 00:40:06,659 Okay, so how I picture this is like Flint unleashes his lightning breath, 687 00:40:06,659 --> 00:40:08,659 knocks many of them down. 688 00:40:08,659 --> 00:40:13,659 Thea and Yen Bull rush down and begin like just lighting up the remaining, 689 00:40:13,659 --> 00:40:18,659 casting this ball through them, knocking them all down. 690 00:40:18,659 --> 00:40:20,659 You see a couple of them still moving, 691 00:40:20,659 --> 00:40:24,659 but the bulk of them appear to be unmoving at the moment. 692 00:40:24,659 --> 00:40:26,659 Flint, what did you do? 693 00:40:26,659 --> 00:40:28,659 And also tell us on the way. 694 00:40:28,659 --> 00:40:29,659 Come on. 695 00:40:29,659 --> 00:40:32,659 We've got to get our stuff and get out of here. 696 00:40:32,659 --> 00:40:35,659 Orcas knows everything and now we have just attacked the guard. 697 00:40:35,659 --> 00:40:36,659 We must go. 698 00:40:36,659 --> 00:40:38,659 We must go to the sewer. 699 00:40:38,659 --> 00:40:43,659 I want to go and kill those two guards that are still awake 700 00:40:43,659 --> 00:40:46,659 after they heard Thea say go to the sewer. 701 00:40:46,659 --> 00:40:47,659 Okay. 702 00:40:47,659 --> 00:40:49,659 Go. 703 00:40:49,659 --> 00:40:52,659 I have a feeling like Orcas already knows. 704 00:40:52,659 --> 00:40:53,659 I don't know. 705 00:40:53,659 --> 00:40:57,659 I'm just going to fucking move my flaming sphere over them again. 706 00:40:57,659 --> 00:41:00,659 It's like you just like drop it and move it up and down. 707 00:41:00,659 --> 00:41:02,659 It's like you're dribbling a basketball. 708 00:41:02,659 --> 00:41:03,659 Yeah. 709 00:41:03,659 --> 00:41:04,659 It's fine. 710 00:41:04,659 --> 00:41:05,659 Okay, good. 711 00:41:05,659 --> 00:41:09,659 The two remaining that were moving now appear to be no longer moving. 712 00:41:09,659 --> 00:41:13,659 We're not going to say another word until we get into the, you know, let's go. 713 00:41:13,659 --> 00:41:14,659 Yes. 714 00:41:14,659 --> 00:41:15,659 I will watch my tongue. 715 00:41:15,659 --> 00:41:17,659 You make sure you have all of your things. 716 00:41:17,659 --> 00:41:19,659 Where do you go? 717 00:41:19,659 --> 00:41:21,659 I want to go into the kitchen. 718 00:41:21,659 --> 00:41:22,659 Okay. 719 00:41:22,659 --> 00:41:24,659 And out through the back door and also at the same time, 720 00:41:24,659 --> 00:41:27,659 looking for Sharon, leaving her a quick note. 721 00:41:27,659 --> 00:41:29,659 Sorry about all the bodies. 722 00:41:29,659 --> 00:41:34,659 You leave a quick note as Yenbul and Flint move out through the back door. 723 00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:38,659 You look through a small window that sees through into the other room 724 00:41:38,659 --> 00:41:42,659 and some of the undead soldiers begin to move again. 725 00:41:42,659 --> 00:41:44,659 Undead. 726 00:41:44,659 --> 00:41:45,659 You bolt out behind them. 727 00:41:45,659 --> 00:41:47,659 You're looking for a sewer entrance. 728 00:41:47,659 --> 00:41:50,659 You run out and it's into the alleyway. 729 00:41:50,659 --> 00:41:54,659 You see the main street is becoming a little more busy. 730 00:41:54,659 --> 00:41:58,659 You see a few soldiers backs to the alleyway out in the street. 731 00:41:58,659 --> 00:42:03,659 You run around a corner and down and find a sewer opening 732 00:42:03,659 --> 00:42:06,659 and manage to get down and into the sewer. 733 00:42:06,659 --> 00:42:12,659 You splash down in, pulling the grate closed behind you. 734 00:42:15,659 --> 00:42:17,659 This is not where I expected to be this morning. 735 00:42:17,659 --> 00:42:23,659 Well, I mean, Sharon told us to go to the sewers, 736 00:42:23,659 --> 00:42:25,659 so it kind of expected us to be there. 737 00:42:25,659 --> 00:42:28,659 Well, yeah, I just I thought maybe there'd be breakfast first. 738 00:42:28,659 --> 00:42:33,659 I thought maybe there wouldn't be mass amounts of casualties 739 00:42:33,659 --> 00:42:37,659 and also completely, you know, telling Orcus where we are. 740 00:42:37,659 --> 00:42:40,659 What were you doing, Flint? 741 00:42:40,659 --> 00:42:46,659 Well, in my defense, I had a pretty rough dream. 742 00:42:47,659 --> 00:42:51,659 Like, remember, remember when we were in the Faye and I had that dream? 743 00:42:52,659 --> 00:42:53,659 Mm hmm. 744 00:42:54,659 --> 00:42:57,659 It was like that, but maybe like a little worse. 745 00:42:57,659 --> 00:42:58,659 Oh, my God. 746 00:42:58,659 --> 00:43:01,659 So I was already just teed up and ready. 747 00:43:01,659 --> 00:43:04,659 And then that guy that that dude shouted at me. 748 00:43:04,659 --> 00:43:06,659 That was it. It was on. 749 00:43:06,659 --> 00:43:08,659 Well, OK, I'm sorry. 750 00:43:08,659 --> 00:43:11,659 It was kind of like a wrong place, wrong time thing for him. 751 00:43:11,659 --> 00:43:12,659 Yeah. 752 00:43:12,659 --> 00:43:15,659 But like, you know, can't can't undo it now. 753 00:43:15,659 --> 00:43:18,659 Oh, no, we can't undo this. 754 00:43:18,659 --> 00:43:20,659 We're going to sleep in the same room next time. 755 00:43:20,659 --> 00:43:23,659 Maybe we should like have a rope around each of our wrists. 756 00:43:23,659 --> 00:43:25,659 Oh, so like the buddy system. Sure. Sure. Sure. 757 00:43:25,659 --> 00:43:29,659 So if one of us like, you know, has a horrific dream, 758 00:43:29,659 --> 00:43:33,659 wakes up to maybe go kill a bunch of people. 759 00:43:33,659 --> 00:43:36,659 The other one will know or at least be dragged along for the ride. 760 00:43:36,659 --> 00:43:41,659 Yeah, I mean, it sounds like a good plan. 761 00:43:41,659 --> 00:43:43,659 Does she say where in the sewers we have to go? 762 00:43:43,659 --> 00:43:44,659 No. 763 00:43:44,659 --> 00:43:45,659 Cool. Cool. 764 00:43:45,659 --> 00:43:47,659 I have that note with me. BT dubs. 765 00:43:47,659 --> 00:43:50,659 I left no evidence. 766 00:43:50,659 --> 00:43:51,659 Except the note that you left. 767 00:43:51,659 --> 00:43:53,659 Just said sorry about all the bodies. 768 00:43:53,659 --> 00:43:54,659 What are they going to like? 769 00:43:54,659 --> 00:44:00,659 This matches the printing from the scribe from like silvery moon. 770 00:44:00,659 --> 00:44:01,659 Jokes on you. 771 00:44:01,659 --> 00:44:04,659 That's how they identify people in this orchestra in the world. 772 00:44:04,659 --> 00:44:06,659 Bullshit. That's way. 773 00:44:06,659 --> 00:44:09,659 You know what? I do feel like it would be a lot of bureaucracy. 774 00:44:09,659 --> 00:44:12,659 Lots of red tape, lots of forms to fill out. 775 00:44:12,659 --> 00:44:14,659 That's chaotic demons. Probably not. 776 00:44:14,659 --> 00:44:17,659 Okay. You're wandering around the sewers aimlessly basically. 777 00:44:17,659 --> 00:44:18,659 Essentially. 778 00:44:18,659 --> 00:44:24,659 Okay. You spend the better part of a day walking through the sewers. 779 00:44:24,659 --> 00:44:30,659 You hear up ahead the sound of ducks. 780 00:44:30,659 --> 00:44:38,659 You turn a corner and you see three ducks marching back and forth, 781 00:44:38,659 --> 00:44:40,659 talking to each other. 782 00:44:40,659 --> 00:44:43,659 Guys, I think we're in the infamous duck ward. 783 00:44:43,659 --> 00:44:44,659 Hey ducks. 784 00:44:44,659 --> 00:44:47,659 Who goes there? 785 00:44:47,659 --> 00:44:48,659 Who do you work for? 786 00:44:48,659 --> 00:44:54,659 We work for ourselves. We're self-employed ducks down here. 787 00:44:54,659 --> 00:44:55,659 Yeah you are. 788 00:44:55,659 --> 00:44:59,659 We don't work for nobody. No one. 789 00:44:59,659 --> 00:45:00,659 No orcas? 790 00:45:00,659 --> 00:45:05,659 I don't work for that schmuck. He don't come down here. He's scared of ducks. 791 00:45:05,659 --> 00:45:09,659 From inside my bag. I pull out a pack. 792 00:45:09,659 --> 00:45:12,659 Of wet wipes. 793 00:45:12,659 --> 00:45:14,659 What are you saying? We're dirty ducks? 794 00:45:14,659 --> 00:45:20,659 I'm saying I got some currency. And we need to know where to go. 795 00:45:20,659 --> 00:45:24,659 Yeah who told you Dems the way that we deal? 796 00:45:24,659 --> 00:45:26,659 Work gets around. 797 00:45:26,659 --> 00:45:29,659 Well what are you looking for? 798 00:45:29,659 --> 00:45:31,659 We're looking for a resistance. 799 00:45:31,659 --> 00:45:34,659 One of them pulls a knife. What are you talking about resistance? 800 00:45:34,659 --> 00:45:36,659 You resisting me right now? 801 00:45:36,659 --> 00:45:38,659 You're under arrest. 802 00:45:38,659 --> 00:45:40,659 Are you the resistance? 803 00:45:40,659 --> 00:45:41,659 I could be the resistance. 804 00:45:41,659 --> 00:45:42,659 Are you? 805 00:45:42,659 --> 00:45:44,659 Ah. 806 00:45:44,659 --> 00:45:46,659 Quack. 807 00:45:46,659 --> 00:45:51,659 Listen. 808 00:45:51,659 --> 00:45:52,659 Yeah yeah. 809 00:45:52,659 --> 00:45:57,659 You've had a lot less people coming down here doing business with you since Orcas has taken over. 810 00:45:57,659 --> 00:45:58,659 Haven't you? 811 00:45:58,659 --> 00:46:01,659 Not a lot of people. They drove out the sewer rats. 812 00:46:01,659 --> 00:46:02,659 Sucks. 813 00:46:02,659 --> 00:46:10,659 We're not supposed to talk about them. 814 00:46:10,659 --> 00:46:11,659 They're down there. 815 00:46:11,659 --> 00:46:15,659 Talk about who you're not supposed to talk about and I'll give you all the wet wipes you can dream about. 816 00:46:15,659 --> 00:46:17,659 You'll be having wet wipe dreams. 817 00:46:17,659 --> 00:46:22,659 The one who said the ones we're not supposed to be talking about gets slapped in the back of the head by the other ones. 818 00:46:22,659 --> 00:46:24,659 We're not supposed to talk about them. 819 00:46:24,659 --> 00:46:28,659 Look you give us the wet wipes. 820 00:46:28,659 --> 00:46:29,659 Maybe we'll talk. 821 00:46:29,659 --> 00:46:34,659 I chuck a pack of wet wipes at them and I say there's more where that came from. 822 00:46:34,659 --> 00:46:35,659 How many more? 823 00:46:35,659 --> 00:46:36,659 Wouldn't you like to know? 824 00:46:36,659 --> 00:46:37,659 Yeah. What about your friends? 825 00:46:37,659 --> 00:46:38,659 They got wet wipes? 826 00:46:38,659 --> 00:46:39,659 Oh you don't talk to them. 827 00:46:39,659 --> 00:46:40,659 You talk to me. 828 00:46:40,659 --> 00:46:42,659 Take me where you're not supposed to know. 829 00:46:42,659 --> 00:46:43,659 Where you know. 830 00:46:43,659 --> 00:46:44,659 We're on patrol. 831 00:46:44,659 --> 00:46:45,659 We can't take you. 832 00:46:45,659 --> 00:46:46,659 We can tell you. 833 00:46:46,659 --> 00:46:47,659 Tell me. 834 00:46:47,659 --> 00:46:48,659 Alright. 835 00:46:48,659 --> 00:46:49,659 Give me the wet wipes. 836 00:46:49,659 --> 00:46:50,659 No. 837 00:46:50,659 --> 00:46:51,659 You tell me first. 838 00:46:51,659 --> 00:46:52,659 You get the rest of the wet wipes after we get there. 839 00:46:52,659 --> 00:46:56,659 I'll tell you half the directions and they might not be in order if I don't get my wet wipes. 840 00:46:56,659 --> 00:46:59,659 If you tell me the directions in order I'll double your wet wipes. 841 00:46:59,659 --> 00:47:03,659 Left, right, left, left, right, left, straight. 842 00:47:03,659 --> 00:47:06,659 Left, right, left, straight. 843 00:47:06,659 --> 00:47:07,659 Left, right. 844 00:47:07,659 --> 00:47:08,659 Left, right. 845 00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:09,659 Down the tube. 846 00:47:09,659 --> 00:47:10,659 Left, right. 847 00:47:10,659 --> 00:47:11,659 Left. 848 00:47:11,659 --> 00:47:12,659 Quack. 849 00:47:12,659 --> 00:47:20,659 Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start. 850 00:47:20,659 --> 00:47:23,659 Okay let's pretend for a moment. 851 00:47:23,659 --> 00:47:25,659 Thea just drew arrows as they were speaking. 852 00:47:25,659 --> 00:47:26,659 Sure. 853 00:47:26,659 --> 00:47:28,659 She checks a pack of wet wipes at them. 854 00:47:28,659 --> 00:47:30,659 At each of them. 855 00:47:30,659 --> 00:47:32,659 Oh. 856 00:47:32,659 --> 00:47:33,659 Alright. 857 00:47:33,659 --> 00:47:37,659 We'll take your insolence for payment. 858 00:47:37,659 --> 00:47:39,659 Yeah I don't think you know what that word means. 859 00:47:39,659 --> 00:47:41,659 I'm going to be on my way. 860 00:47:41,659 --> 00:47:43,659 Quack, quack. 861 00:47:43,659 --> 00:47:45,659 Quack, quack. 862 00:47:45,659 --> 00:47:51,659 And we go? 863 00:47:51,659 --> 00:47:53,659 Go? 864 00:47:53,659 --> 00:47:55,659 You follow the directions as the duck gave them to you. 865 00:47:55,659 --> 00:47:56,659 Down the tube. 866 00:47:56,659 --> 00:47:58,659 Left, right, left, right, quack. 867 00:47:58,659 --> 00:48:06,659 And you come to a steel door at the end of a long corridor. 868 00:48:06,659 --> 00:48:10,659 It's raised up on a platform. 869 00:48:10,659 --> 00:48:13,659 We try the universal knock. 870 00:48:13,659 --> 00:48:15,659 You know the one. 871 00:48:15,659 --> 00:48:16,659 We all know the one. 872 00:48:16,659 --> 00:48:18,659 We all know the one. 873 00:48:18,659 --> 00:48:25,659 A moment passes and you hear from the other side of the door. 874 00:48:25,659 --> 00:48:27,659 Who's there? 875 00:48:27,659 --> 00:48:30,659 The decimators of dragons. 876 00:48:30,659 --> 00:48:36,659 Thea looks to her like, uh? 877 00:48:36,659 --> 00:48:43,659 There's a long period of silence. 878 00:48:43,659 --> 00:48:46,659 You hear footsteps coming up to the door. 879 00:48:46,659 --> 00:48:53,659 Several locks go and the sound of, like, magical dispelment happening. 880 00:48:53,659 --> 00:48:57,659 The door swings open. 881 00:48:57,659 --> 00:49:00,659 And you see... 882 00:49:00,659 --> 00:49:05,659 Leosin. 883 00:49:05,659 --> 00:49:07,659 Where... 884 00:49:07,659 --> 00:49:10,659 the fuck... 885 00:49:10,659 --> 00:49:13,659 have you been? 886 00:49:17,659 --> 00:49:26,659 All music and sound effects in today's episode can be found at EpidemicSound.com or BoomLibrary.com. 887 00:49:26,659 --> 00:49:28,659 A huge thank you to our supporting producers. 888 00:49:28,659 --> 00:49:40,659 Gabriel Lynch, Mark Hartless, Stevie, Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, Christian Brown, Jessica Babyok, Darylith, Devin Michaels, Aaron Stevens, Luke Ickes, and Ray Sirbeck. 889 00:49:40,659 --> 00:49:46,659 To find out more about how you can support Dumbgeons & Dragons, visit us at Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Cast, 890 00:49:46,659 --> 00:49:55,659 where you can have exclusive access to 50 plus hours of bonus audio content, create in-game NPCs and items, as well as play games with the cast. 891 00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:58,659 Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Cast. 892 00:49:58,659 --> 00:50:00,659 Have a great week, and we'll talk soon. 893 00:50:00,659 --> 00:50:02,659 Were we not already playing with your feelings? 894 00:50:02,659 --> 00:50:04,659 Wow, that's fine. 895 00:50:04,659 --> 00:50:06,659 Oh! Sorry. 896 00:50:06,659 --> 00:50:08,659 That's how mad Karla is. 897 00:50:08,659 --> 00:50:10,659 That's right. 898 00:50:10,659 --> 00:50:12,659 She's beating her microphone around. 899 00:50:12,659 --> 00:50:14,659 She's got a picture of Russ on there. 900 00:50:16,659 --> 00:50:18,659 You jump ahead 10 more years. 901 00:50:18,659 --> 00:50:20,659 No! 902 00:50:20,659 --> 00:50:22,659 I'm so good. 903 00:50:22,659 --> 00:50:24,659 From the windows... 904 00:50:24,659 --> 00:50:26,659 To the walls. 905 00:50:30,659 --> 00:50:32,659 I'm sorry. 906 00:50:32,659 --> 00:50:34,659 Can't remember. 907 00:50:34,659 --> 00:50:36,659 What is the sweat drip off of? 908 00:50:36,659 --> 00:50:38,659 My balls. 909 00:50:38,659 --> 00:50:40,659 And then all these orcas... 910 00:50:40,659 --> 00:50:42,659 ...bitches crawl? 911 00:50:42,659 --> 00:50:44,659 Yeah. 912 00:50:44,659 --> 00:50:46,659 From the windows... 913 00:50:46,659 --> 00:50:48,659 Fuck off. 914 00:50:48,659 --> 00:50:50,659 Say it again, Amy. 915 00:50:50,659 --> 00:50:52,659 To the walls! 916 00:50:52,659 --> 00:50:54,659 Just let me... 917 00:50:54,659 --> 00:50:56,659 No! No! Because of what you did to us? 918 00:50:56,659 --> 00:50:58,659 No! 919 00:50:58,659 --> 00:51:00,659 I will be as silly as I want to be. 920 00:51:00,659 --> 00:51:02,659 Dumbgeons & Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.