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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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see anything but I know I definitely saw something it's all I wouldn't understand

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you take care of yourself dead dense if you guys see us in town you you

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will definitely have a seat right up in the front we wouldn't miss it that's

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awesome

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welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons I'm your dungeon master Russ Mourn with me

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today is Amy More yes that is me I came at this with a very different energy

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than I had previously and I play Sullivan slight and Tom layer yeah

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that's me I play moot also with me Carla Max dead that is me I play glim

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joining us today a very special guest she's a writer streamer podcaster

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from venture maidens and also author on that little book you might have

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heard of it Rime of the Frostmaiden it's Celeste Conowitch

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I'm so excited to be here we're all silently clapping I realize we were all

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trying to do it I'll take it should I say who I'm playing today yeah let's

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do that I'm playing professor dr. Smith today for this podcast and I'm

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excited about it I am a loving the accent work I love that it's professor

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the name I love everything that's happening already two degrees the hard

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way oh I was assuming that your first name was doctor perhaps I am also a

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Smith by trade I am multi-talented professor dr. Smith is a is a character

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created by one of our patrons to Devin Michaels thank you Devin thanks

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thank you Celeste for embodying professor dr. Smith today yes I hope I

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do them justice Devin thank you if you would like to join us on Patreon you

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also get an episode dedicated to you like today's patrons Cedric Bozzi again

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awesome name that's what I was just thinking what a cool name somebody for

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patrons of such cool names I know it sounds like a character name from a

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movie but it's a real person or is it or is it oh maybe it's a pen name of

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some sort I thought you were gonna say Panda could have some sort of credit

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card and sponsoring us monthly yeah you don't know Amy right you can join

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us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast and now fuck it let's play

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Mook Glim and Sully you've been hanging out in the great city of

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Gerard Tamar the dragonborn homeland for about a week or two since you've

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separated ways with dense he's gone off and joined puff the magic dragon

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on tour across the realm what have you three been up to for Glim after

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you know making a pledge to Bahamette and maybe like trying to

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make friends with that one person that worked at that one temple that was

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kind of just a room I don't know how that worked out did that work out are

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they my new friend they absolutely they're your new friend they revered

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you when you showed up if you were called yeah so you could have spent

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much time there okay I again now that you just said that I take it back

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because Glim doesn't like to be revered Glim likes to try and

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proselytize I think she is interested more in folks who aren't that

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interested in what she's selling so yeah she's probably been maybe checking out

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some of the other temples because I know you said like there's sort of a

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little bit of this and a little bit of that all over there so I think she's

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pretty interested in in what else is on is on offer in Gerard Tamar if

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you've managed to check out many of the the temples there's temples of

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probably been a good stop for you there is a temple to Tiamat which isn't widely

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used especially since well the recent events of I don't know that she's that

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open yeah it's a members only club to get into that one you need you need the

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code yeah I think she might have avoided that one maybe some like gave

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it some real mean looks from outside Sully has been talking to pretty

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much every person who has a stall in the general market area also has snuck

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away to for sure draw dick on the door of the Tiamat temple love it didn't

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scroll his name like he maybe normally would have but definitely just a big

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penis because that's what he thinks of them mood has discovered a thing

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that they have in Gerard Tamar that they don't have in other places that

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he's been to it's called a buffet and a lot of competing restaurants have these

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buffets and he has been going real hard and his well his clothes are fitting

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a little tighter than they were when everyone arrived here in town what was

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your favorite buffet that you went to there was one that they served this

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like meat that rotated and they were like shaving bits off of it and he

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didn't even get the name of it he just he smelled it from the street

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came in ate his fill and then like staggered out the door so when when meat

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is Hillip's idea it's not a good idea but when it's your idea it's a good

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idea that is correct. Listen, Hillip's not even here to be upset about this Russ. No, it's fine. Compartmentalize. Just throwing it, just bringing it. It's a callback, right? Anyways, throughout

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your travels you'd seen that you've seen like signs and had heard

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mentions of this wonderful apiary just on the edge outside of the main pyramid

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of Gerard-Thamar right where the plains meet there's a small grove of trees and

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you've been told that this is a place a site that you have to see while

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you're visiting. Okay you guys I know you don't love the like touristy

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thing but we have to go to this apiary like every temple I've gone to

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they've told me that it's like the one place you have to go while you're here

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so could we please just go? I'm really sorry to bring this up I just don't

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normally think that girls enjoy going to the apiary it's really because

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well just it's so hard to get the stream over the edge you know you know

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I'm saying like and he's making like lewd gestures from his crotch and and

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pointing down and like and I just don't I think it's really more for you know if

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you are more anatomically outward you get what I'm saying? I don't maybe I

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misunderstood what an apiary is but could you explain what you mean? Well

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yeah it's so like so an apiary is when most of the like latrines are

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full right and it's also kind of just a special experience because you

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go up high right in this like you're up and like almost like a balcony kind of

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situation and it's when you're peeing over the edge into the air but moods

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just frantically writing down pee balcony question mark you have to see

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that I mean it's not the tour okay well I don't maybe we should just go

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see I'm not I feel like my understanding of what it is and your

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understanding I'm not sure you're supposed to just go to look I mean

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that's really this place has changed you but I mean I could yep and he

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wiggles around a little bit he's like yeah I could go the three of you

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uncertain what you're walking into head off and out of the pyramid and down

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towards the location wherever it is so he's gonna be there where he's made

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that abundantly clear there may or may not be public urination well we'll

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see there will be but as they approach round over and down a path what do they

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see so I think as you're traveling towards the outskirts of town here you

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know the houses are a little error the buildings are a little bit further

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apart so you can actually start to see you know glimpses of nature on the

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outside edges here and so right on that borderline between like urban

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and natural settings there's this cute little like whitewash shop that has

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this big sign on it painted in like happy gold and black letters it's a big

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B and then a plus sign that makes up the sign here so B plus and you know

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there's a little set of double doors and shop windows have been set up in

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this little front stand area and there are a variety of honestly just

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trinkets inside it's sort of like walking by like a bath and body works

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where you look in the window and you're like what is actually in this

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window every once in a while there's like little bottles of stuff that have

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like amber colored liquid and lots of like baskets and like decor that all

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seems kind of be like honey themed and then you can tell behind this

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building there is a large patch of land that has been like concealed with

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high fencing on all the sides so that's what you see B plus in front

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of you okay Sully before we go in here I just want you to promise me

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that you're not going to pee unless you see several other people already

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peeing so like okay more than two let's say four or more people I can also

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join in the urination sure what if I just find a bathroom yeah that's great

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oh then you can go right all right I just wanted to know like there's so

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many rules also I'm not sure this is exactly what I think it is yeah I think

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that might be the case I'm going to go try the door the door is opened and

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like a happy little like there's like a little fat like bee wind chime that

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kind of like bangs and like you know lights on sound I think as you

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step inside it definitely looks like a gift shop of some kind you see a lot

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more of that same product that was in the window around like neat kind

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of shelves that fill this area here there's like little plushies of bees and

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then you see like a little glass cabinet that has like all of these

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little jars that are labeled different floral sounding names and then there's

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a counter on one side and you see that there are a couple different signs

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here there's purchases is in front of one side of the counter here and then

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tours is on the other side and of course these are both on little like

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painted signs hanging on the different parts of the counter here this place

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smells good I guess would I be you could or or your or or your your your

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assistant could be there I bet my assistant would be here I don't think

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I'm working the counter I have that's right I don't work the counter

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yeah you you step in you get that initial look around the room and then

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stepping out from a back room is a taller man he's long and lanky very

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rustic clothing he steps out his head kind of protrudes a little bit like out

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from his shoulders in a way that like you know you should probably see a

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chiropractor and he comes out and he looks at you and says welcome what can

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I do for you I'm Derek hi Derek I'm Sullivan Sleight hi Derek nice nice to

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meet you we're just visitors to Girathamara and everyone said we

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should come here so like I guess a tour oh what do you guys think and I

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look at Moot and Sully like I don't want to buy things in the gift shop

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until I do the tour right right he goes over to the tour side of the

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desk and says just come over come over here it's like five feet away maybe

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switches hat or something or put on a pin that says tour guide on like a

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safety vest below the desk and pulls out a clipboard and says just write

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your write your names and as you're writing your names on the on the clip

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board you look up and he does have a different hat on and a different

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vest says well I whether the tours starts in 15 minutes well I'm off for

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browsing I guess can I touch any of the stuff in the bottles what's in the

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bottles hold on he pokes his head in the back professor I'm having a question

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here I don't know if I've ever had this question before can they touch the

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things in the bottles oh we have a curious mind amongst us one moment and

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you hear like tumbling from the back and then stepping out from behind like the

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little like gold curtain that separates the doors leading backwards

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you see a very squat kind of middle-aged to late age gentleman his

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face is very small and kind of like his his chin comes forward a little

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bit like almost like a snout and his hair is cropped very shortly and has

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this like wide stripe of silver white just going down the middle with the

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black on the sides here and he looks at you through little like gold

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spectacles and he's like mmm a question I do I am extremely qualified to answer

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questions is this of a medical nature or a physiological nature I want to

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stick my fingers into the little jaws of the brown stuff more of a touch

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you see why I I I didn't have an answer uh yes I'm sorry is this um are you

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hoping to buy things do you want a sample you want a sample I think is

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what you're trying to sample oh wonderful well we do have this

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wonderful why didn't you offer them samples Trevor yeah Trevor I didn't

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know your name was Trevor I go by Trevor when I have my tour guide hat

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on professor dr. Smith calls him a different name every single time he

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narrows his eyes he's like when did you change your name no it's fine it's

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fine tour guide Trevor here you can sample just don't we had a Trevor

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working here last week the same young man you fired Trevor I'm Derek oh well

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Derek or whatever your name is go give them some samples they're in the bin

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back over there yeah have you given them you're useless Trevor Derek or

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whoever you are welcome welcome to be plus the finest apiary the only

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apiary in the entire city here we produce many fine honeys waxes all

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sorts all manners of varieties of great creations that we source to the

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meter ease around here do you enjoy mead we probably had something to do

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with it I do enjoy me yes well you cannot make mead without bees I brought

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the samples here which one brown brown one yes so we sort of and I'll like

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arrange them on the table and you see it my nails are very long almost like

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claws as I arrange these these little like pots of honey for you on this

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table and that all of these are influenced by of course different

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floral sense that we have incorporated I I'm sort of a an artisanal honey maker

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if you will if you will of course and one of the parts is like empty on the

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thing and I look at it very sadly and say unfortunately I cannot give you

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my greatest creation my fondest creation for lack of materials but

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Trevor removes his hat and puts it to his chest oh my god who are you sorry

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I'm Derek without the hat I'll put it back on I was just I was just morning

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morning the the the lost sample is my sight isn't what it used to be you

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all smell the same to be so all all of the samples are different yes oh

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yes my lad we have we have many varieties of hives on the property

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and of course I do a little of this a little of that some of its nature some

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of it of course is alchemy to create these different flavors so here why

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don't you try this one it's a it's a lavender and then this one here we

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have a cinnamon blend and I'm scooting them closer towards you with

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like little dippy pieces like wooden pieces Sully's for sure got his

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fingers in there and in no time is absolutely covered in honey like this

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kid is sticky oh so sticky my goodness it's everywhere I don't know what

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happened I thought I put it in my mouth I wish at this point we would even be

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surprised by that but it just happened so often oh oh please mr. buffet why

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don't get it all over myself it just all goes in me and I mean of course

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if the honey won't delight you I do have several other objects that you

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might find interesting I do a bit of artificing here as well so I'm sure

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there's something oh what about the bubbles oh the bubbles yes you do look

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like and I look specifically at slowly I'm like you look like the sort

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who would enjoy something like that oh I would like bubbles yes yes please

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I take out a little like wicker basket from behind the counter no no we

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haven't set these out for everyone yet so this is sort of a first look but here

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we are they are bubbles and there is a little like printed logo that's been

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put on them that says ever bubbles with an exclamation point and it said

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made with equal parts joy and depravity and their honey flavor you tell me

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these bubbles yeah well she first batch didn't go go so well well regular

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bubbly bubbles are useless because they pop so we made some that don't they

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don't pop so don't eat them because they'll never pop and you'll just have

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a bubble sitting inside you for all eternity so I must express please do

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not eat I'm saying it would probably only stand you till you get to the

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poopy area am I right well mm-hmm Trevor's not here for a reason

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oh well okay I maybe I won't play with the bubbles but I'll watch I'm

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definitely not gonna eat them but I'm interested in the joy and depravity so

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what does that mean well the depravity part is it can be

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destroyed with a sharp metal if you have the ever bubble liquid of course

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then they turn into a combustible sort of situation we're still working on it

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but this is the first launch and we are very excited to test them on a

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market so would you say it's more of like a soft launch oh yes that is a

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great way to put it yeah I don't have a degree in marketing so you know

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that's a that's helpful advice friend anyway yes we have a ton of these if

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you would like to buy them could I see these bubbles in action yeah what do

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what do they do hmm Derek why don't you show oh yeah um okay so well you

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take take take the bubble one you take the one yes always start with

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put it put it in the bubbles yeah dip it up and down up and down up and down up

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and down and then not too much no sorry yeah right you're creating some frost

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oh you need the specific right liquid to mixture ratio liquid to mixture

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ratio right I forgot that mixture ratio three to one right yep okay and

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then you purse your lips and blow just so just so a gentle blow more of

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a whisper sorry and then a bubble forms out the end and it it floats in the air

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and it's shimmery appearance to it as it floats down professor doctor could

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you hand me the the sharp object I know you told me not to handle them

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but you also told me to sample this well I'm honestly not quite sure who

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you are just give it a shot I can't do a pair of scissors from like a high

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shelf or something like okay well um all right ready oh we probably

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shouldn't do this inside should we that's oh no no no we should not get

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the bubble out I'm waving the bubble with like a piece of paper out the

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door follow me it never pops can you just pick it up in your hands you can

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try you can certainly try I would not like I would not like to try we'll

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continue fanning we get out front and he's like already here we here we go

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don't don't be surprised I start I hide behind glim a little bit it's very

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surprising I feel like it's a little late for that Derek Trevor goes to pop the

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bubble you are with with the scissors and it explodes and there's this mist

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that forms and then from it almost from like inside of it a giant ball of

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flame engulfs and goes up into the air there I see why you didn't want to

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do that inside why you wouldn't want to eat that so also that claps yes Sully is

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like so impressed on on second thought perhaps we shouldn't have made the

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bubbles so delicious yeah really discourage that but like I was saying

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I would absolutely love to try this mixture one more time but of course

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with the materials gone I cannot if only there were some

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adventurers who could help me with this task alas here I am on the outskirts of

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town unable to make more bubbles professor dr. Smith just just says this

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all all the time I'm not only if only no no Derek you must stay here you

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must mind the store Derek I have two degrees I cannot stand behind that

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counter what would the people say Derek what would they say Derek yeah Derek

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Derek come on yeah Derek get your head yeah Derek oh you're so not smart I

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miss Trevor to be quite honest Derek puts his hat back on it's Trevor too

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oh my gosh there's this strange man who insists he works for me and I

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don't know what to do about it quite honestly next time I see him I'll I'll

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kick him out good just punch him right in the snoot I'll punch him in the

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snoot what's he leans down to the to the group what's the snoot I think I

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think he means the nose right oh you're in the face area I have to

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punch myself in the face yeah you should probably do it fast okay well

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maybe I'll tell okay no it's all right I'll figure it out yeah okay okay

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yeah I'll watch I'll watch I won't let that other person watch the

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store a Glimer sounds like a good thing that like something we could do

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to help maybe yeah is the material I assume is the same one that you're

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missing from your most favorite honey that you normally have indeed indeed

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it is there has been an alarming shortage of hell wasps again oh you

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have to go this is Trevor again I got that information I mean yeah I got I

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got that information flip knows where the hell wasps are in the in the

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forest is the thing that you need for the like when there's a really big guy

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and you call him tiny so these are no no they're wasps from hell so you can

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imagine why I am just there's just out of sorts out of sorts without them for

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how can I make more marvelous bubbles for the children if I do not have

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access to more of this explosive venom you're giving that they carry giving

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the bubbles to children sure the bubbles of course you give bubbles to

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children adults should not play with bubbles exploding fire bubbles I there's

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only one kind of bubbles so I don't know what you're implying perfect got

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it it's just it's a different culture so oh I well I hmm guys my story it

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brought us into this I feel like we're a little bit like kind of like

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where obligated to do this I was totally like was like oh we can help

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with this but are the hell wasps in hell currently or oh I don't know my my

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last assistant was researching it Trevor could you could you get them

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could you get that information from them yeah yeah he takes his hat off

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changes clothes again both my character and Celeste are so so it's it's all

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genuine yeah hey Derek here I know I was the guy you didn't want to see

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watch he puts his hat half on his head and punches himself in the face oh yeah

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oh this is the stuff anyways I got that information you just have to go

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into the meth wood forest and meet up with flip you know flip he hides out in

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there and then deals with all the bees and the wasps and all the stuff that

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is native in the in the in the forest he said he saw some hell wasps

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and you could probably go there and Bob's your uncle you got the whole

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wasp I just uncle Bob have to do with this there's so many people we're

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meeting today I this is just an extraordinary how much business we've

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had I'm gonna I'm gonna put my hat back on so oh look Trevor's back Trevor

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thank you I chased him off professor you know what Trevor you you should get

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a raise I know you're an unpaid intern but I will I will pay you more

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in wisdom that the the most valuable of all commodities more valuable than

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money sure I shall remind you once again what my mom always said she's

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like Trevor Derek Derek Derek she starved to death she said sustained

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us all money is for the week the week money is for artists money is for

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artists this really is a different culture it's the middle baby what are

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we talking about today jingles and jangles no doubt oh maybe some stuff

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jingles and jangles holiday season yep that one coin purses all of these

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things and more are coming your way somewhere some way somehow you'll know

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it when it hits you but we're explaining it right now for you that

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we're not gonna explain it but what we do have that we would like you to

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check out is Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast where how many patrons

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are we up to now as as it stands right now as we're recording yeah maybe we'll

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let Amy take this one what did you say 69 oh Amy said 69 she said it all

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sultry too I did yeah yep so we couldn't even wait for our episode

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69 which is in two episodes because you beat us to it patrons yeah I'm

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talking to you thank thanks for being so great thunder yeah yeah thank you yeah

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just a little aggressive coming at you with that love there we have a thing

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saying and it's all like pretty great and for 2020 how many times has

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someone said there's a lot going on and then followed it up with the

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upgrading get some sweet merch in their pockets in time for Christmas if

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you sign up December 9th 2020 because that's the year we're in hmm yeah

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yes that one I mean yeah if I 60 because currently have 69 we would like to be at

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70 because that means bigger community more people we want to get to know you

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I mean let it linger for a little bit if you see it there's like admire it

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and then just do a nice screenshot screenshot so you can remember it yeah

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don't wait too long though cuz someone's probably doing the same

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thing and they're gonna tip it over to 70 like an accidental sign up when

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you're trying to screenshot yeah that would be that would be tragic so

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you miss the boat I think it's just that our patrons see the value in this

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awesome deal and all the like stuff cool stuff we want to give them and

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obviously 11 people thought it was totally worth it so thank you yes

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thank you thank you so Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast we'll see you

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over there and now get back to this episode with Celeste who's just amazing

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isn't she so fun go check out all of Celeste things at her website Celeste

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conowitch.com then go listen to her at vent on the venture maidens cuz she's

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great over there and then go get that rhyme of the frost maiden cuz she wrote

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that that's so cool so cool oh I saw a thing too on DM's guild she wrote like

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a book of puzzles yes she did and it looked really cool she's got so many

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things out there she's such a talented person and so nice and so fun

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and it came late a game with us which is like makes me question her

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judgment a little bit but in all other ways she's like Celeste really did

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nothing else going on gonna end on that high note here where we're

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questioning the guest who you're gonna come listen to but gushing but gushing

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yes thank you all for being here hopefully you're having a wonderful and

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safe time and we'll talk to you very soon okay bye bye bye okay so if I get

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this straight we have to go into the meth forest sorry sorry takes his

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hat off meth wood puts his hat back would I don't what the fuck is the

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difference between the wood and the forest I don't know word so the mess

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two syllables as well and flip which what kind of name is that even three

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letters what mm-hmm what is it FLP yeah they didn't even have a vowel

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that's fucked up I'm getting very agitated with this there was an

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exploding bubble I'm still sticky it's getting to me you guys and now

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there are hell wasps yes how do you not get stung by a hell wasp oh you

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will probably get stung but the good news is that you all paid for a tour

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already didn't you so that way I can provide you with some bee keeping

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gear and I shall be there as well and I do consider myself a bit of an

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expert with bees wasps insects of all varieties so as long as you stay by me

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you should be more than safe is is that what you're a professor of is is is

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bees or you're you're not a professor yeah you cannot profess bees what

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college offers a B degree no absolutely not I am I am a professor of B

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physiology to let you know to clear that right up I am also a medical doctor

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of bees but no I do not have a degree in bees or something like you are the

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person to call yes I can save a bee having a heart attack okay I don't like

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to talk about it too much because you know flaunting my heroic status

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seems a bit vain don't you think but yes I can do open-heart surgery on a bee if

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it is required well if you're so why do you need adventurers because I am

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old young man I am old and tired and I need help I thought with all the

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wisdom you'd be able to handle it who knows what's on the way to get to

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these bees I can deal with the bees and the wasps and but there's the

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whole lot of forest between here and wood forest all places I don't want to

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be I just need I need the hell wasps and I need to come back here will will

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you help me it's really the bottom line I mean I feel like we sort of

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already said we would before really getting the facts of the scenario so

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that's a life lesson I think maybe for us I was just trying to be so like

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glim you know like helpful and stuff and I really put my foot in it this

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time I'm not gonna lie cuz you know what we actually ended up paying her to

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go and help her find hell wasps so that's really it's doing the

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community a service think of all the children think of all the children

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enjoy the end result of this it's gonna be a check in the wing column for us

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either Trevor standing behind professor Dr. Smith and he's like you didn't pay

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mouthing oh that's true that's true I mean I'm not doing anything else I

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guess but do you have like a wet wipe or something to these sticky the

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situation yes oh I also run a business in cleaning products it's amazing what

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you can do when you work in honey you do have to develop quite a few things

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to get sticky things off so yes here are my my my dr. professor Smith wipes

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here you are I like hold out some wet wipes that I've rebranded with my

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own name when I pull one out it continually goes and I like shake it

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like a towel it's like towel size I'm like oh my god yes you get very sticky

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working yes maybe maybe one day I'll actually take you on the tour and you

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can see what I what I spend my days nobly doing I think we're gonna get

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like you know the behind-the-scenes how to capture hell wasps to a

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very exciting invaluable than the mountain knowledge that we're going to

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going to be astronomical yes yes you are being paid in wisdom truly it's the

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best currency that is that is the rumor that's right Trevor or Derek and he

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narrows his eyes and looks at you is like this is how Tarek got his name on

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HGTV I just have I guess one question do you have some sort of special container

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or I have two questions is there a container yes our hell wasps the same

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size as normal wasps just extra mean or are they just okay they're from hell of

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course they're larger you have to be so big to survive down there what those

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little guys down there just hanging out with Devils like oh I'm a B size

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and get murdered right it was a silly question so so do we like dogs

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they're honestly they're like dogs like a large dog I'm not I'm not kidding

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around a large dog that flies and stings people yes cool cool yeah let's do more

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of that extremely poison it's arm and I'm like scared yeah I think I think

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that's a good call Sully while this conversation is happening Tarek is

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going around with a tape measure measuring everybody's like dimensions

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arms legs in seams and then he rushes inside okay I'm so glad you you walked

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into my store and and were able to help me you know most people just run

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the other way when I ask them for things I don't know why no idea

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definitely not disappointed that I'm not peeing off a ledge right now

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I was gonna say do you usually lead with the hell wasp information because I feel

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like that would send people running instead of easing into well I do have a

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variety of projects I until very recently I had enough you know ground

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carapaces and everything to last me quite a while but you know there are

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always new projects and it seems people don't want to go after fire

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elementals and then give me shambling mound parts and sometimes they don't

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want to give me the heart of a gelatinous cube and I just don't know

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why people are just so generally unhelpful so this is just such such a

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delight selfish really those other people it truly true I mean it's all

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for science especially with the amount of wisdom I give every day to all

427
00:41:24,599 --> 00:41:29,079
those around me you think it's no it's my turn it's dr. professor

428
00:41:29,079 --> 00:41:41,079
dr. Smith's turn no no it's not just standing near you good good what I am a

429
00:41:41,079 --> 00:41:45,639
doctor did somebody say they need medical attention I cannot help you

430
00:41:45,639 --> 00:41:53,000
unless you are a bee oh yeah I mean I mean my my great-great-grandmother my

431
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,840
father's side was a bee but I mean other than that oh that's fascinating

432
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:04,000
congratulations there I do feel superior than others Derek runs out mm-hmm with

433
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:09,680
four beekeeper suits and says here you go now is this made out of like a

434
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:13,760
magic material or something that's gonna protect me no it's just mesh

435
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:22,640
just mesh and then you have the big the big hat in the big mesh it'll

436
00:42:22,639 --> 00:42:28,759
come down and sort of them so when they fly at you they get confused and they

437
00:42:28,759 --> 00:42:34,519
can't sting your face except that they are the size of large dogs so yes that

438
00:42:34,519 --> 00:42:40,239
is true okay that is true but we look great I've always been perfectly safe

439
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:44,000
inside of one of these suits nothing bad has ever happened to me in

440
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:49,199
my entire life so I think you should trust me turn around and Trevor is

441
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:54,680
trying to put on your suits for you like just trying to feed your arms into them

442
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:59,600
it's like getting in lifting your leg like it's important to make sure

443
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:04,760
everything is sealed so those little fuckers they'll get right into your

444
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:13,840
cups the dog-sized fuckers will just get right in there I have a feeling like I may end up right in one of these things by the end of this

445
00:43:14,039 --> 00:43:21,640
encounter I'm gonna put on my B suit I'm gonna help Trevor Derek help me put on

446
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:26,720
my B suit I'm gonna stand there like I'm getting fitted for my wedding day

447
00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:32,840
and let him put it on for me could you just lift your leg could you lift

448
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:39,920
my leg for me Derek professor he's not lifting his leg oh my lad you

449
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:45,280
must lift your leg Trevor is is apparently incapable of doing so you can't

450
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:49,119
just find good help nowadays can you and I lift my leg I'm being paid in

451
00:43:49,119 --> 00:43:55,200
wisdom it doesn't feed me very well but it's the best currency I'm sorry are

452
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:59,800
you complaining about being game queen because there are plenty of people out there

453
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:03,599
look at that I'm all zipped up let's go my hat my hat fell off that was

454
00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:09,279
Derek sorry Trevor's back I missed you

455
00:44:09,279 --> 00:44:14,279
really reminds me of my floppy Sun hat guys I love it yeah where they happened

456
00:44:14,279 --> 00:44:18,920
to that floppy Sun you know I think I just left it back at the B&B so many

457
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:26,239
things behind oh bees I know about bees of course maybe you should open

458
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:42,720
B&B also professor Dr. Smith does not put on a suit so okay well I'll just I'll

459
00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:45,800
just hold on to it back here for you professor Dr. Smith yes I don't look

460
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:56,240
cool in it I'm I'm going on an adventure yes so I need to look cool totally not

461
00:44:56,240 --> 00:45:04,220
cool yeah hundred percent also all my weapons are inside my suit yes see

462
00:45:04,220 --> 00:45:07,400
that is gonna be very hard to deal with that is why I did not want to deal

463
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:11,720
with that would it be okay if I unzip my suit no I mean if you want that

464
00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:16,880
if you want to open up that chasm that chasm for those little bee feet to crawl

465
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:25,560
inside that's up to you that's on you man I don't know what to do I unzip it

466
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:31,800
like a little bit of the way and I hold the zipper I make a tisking sound

467
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:40,480
I feel shamed we we fade out on the scene as Trevor Derek Derek waves and

468
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:47,360
says hopefully you make it back alive that was ominous you'll punch yourself

469
00:45:47,360 --> 00:46:00,000
Eric Eric Eric and we flash ahead and we're in the methods for the scene

470
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:10,119
idiots in a suit yes sir dude very cool very cool professor doctor aside

471
00:46:10,119 --> 00:46:16,599
from that the scene is dark the canopy is very thick the sound of of birds and

472
00:46:16,599 --> 00:46:20,799
insects is like ringing throughout the forest there's a path that you're

473
00:46:20,799 --> 00:46:28,639
following as much as you don't know where you're going

474
00:46:28,639 --> 00:46:33,639
Derek Terrick Trevor told you just to follow the path and that will lead

475
00:46:33,639 --> 00:46:41,799
you to flip so do you do you all peruse many forests is this is this like a

476
00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:51,440
new thing or is this old old hat hey just you know I'm walking very

477
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:57,239
strangely also kind of in the middle bouncing in a great time

478
00:46:57,240 --> 00:47:06,120
yeah oh yeah professor dr. Smith doesn't get out a lot no no no I spent my youth

479
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:13,040
inside universities and inside B hospitals and I just never quite got

480
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:17,520
around to doing the adventuring thing I mean sure there was a little time in

481
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:22,080
my youth when I did a bit of artificing but now I mean I sort of

482
00:47:22,079 --> 00:47:28,000
just do projects in my garage as it was this is all very very exciting yes in a

483
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:39,759
few forests yeah we've we've traveled a bit flip the pathway opens up into a

484
00:47:39,759 --> 00:47:44,559
large clearing and in the center of this clearing there is a small hut from

485
00:47:44,559 --> 00:47:48,559
the distance that you you see you see like there's a small smokestack with

486
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:53,440
plumes of smoke coming up and out of it the door looks closed you don't see you

487
00:47:53,440 --> 00:48:00,440
see like a low glow of fire coming from inside but no signs of anybody moving

488
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:04,519
in around the area hey move why don't you knock on that door there that's I

489
00:48:04,519 --> 00:48:09,519
think I'm just gonna knock hello oh sure take it away glim hello and I

490
00:48:09,519 --> 00:48:14,400
knock knock knock I say knock knock and also knock oh you're one of

491
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:20,360
those people also taps her wrist when she's asking someone what time it is

492
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:30,160
oh the horror has you knock knock the door slowly creaks open that's that's

493
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:39,720
never good hmm excuse me is someone needs to oil your hinges I do have oil

494
00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:50,120
if you have money to give me flip is it is there such a thing as bee oil yes

495
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:55,500
of course oh I'm learning so much I really I realize now I just don't know

496
00:48:55,500 --> 00:49:00,480
that much about bees oh well there's a wide variety of products you can get

497
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:08,980
from bees and I started listing I'm like wax and pheromones are forming the

498
00:49:08,980 --> 00:49:22,500
basis of soaps and candles inside this house don't like the wisdom my god are

499
00:49:22,500 --> 00:49:28,659
you in here Sully you go into the house yeah anything to get away from all the

500
00:49:28,659 --> 00:49:35,500
knowledge and wisdom Sully doesn't like the wisdom it's an empty empty

501
00:49:35,699 --> 00:49:42,460
cottage it's a single single room there's a bed a table two chairs a little

502
00:49:42,460 --> 00:49:48,780
kitchen area and like a stove fireplace that is has a fire going in it but

503
00:49:48,780 --> 00:49:54,940
then there's a note like a sealed envelope on the table and it's

504
00:49:54,940 --> 00:50:01,579
addressed to oh professor dr. Smith yeah this is for you the same look at

505
00:50:01,579 --> 00:50:08,420
it oh who do you think it's from if I had to take an educated guess they

506
00:50:08,420 --> 00:50:12,980
didn't they didn't put a return address on it it's just poor poor

507
00:50:12,980 --> 00:50:17,619
penmanship I'll say as I'm they also didn't mail it it was just left in

508
00:50:17,619 --> 00:50:21,179
their own home oh god somebody lives here in the middle of the woods how

509
00:50:21,179 --> 00:50:26,099
uncomfortable so what does it let us say maybe it will be oh yes yes and I

510
00:50:26,539 --> 00:50:32,420
use one of my ridiculously long like nail claws to open it up in a sharp

511
00:50:32,420 --> 00:50:39,339
motion and I will take take the letter out delicately you unfold it and begin

512
00:50:39,339 --> 00:50:45,980
to read it and it says dearest professor dr. Smith help I have been

513
00:50:45,980 --> 00:50:51,219
kidnapped how would you be able to write this if you were kidding okay by

514
00:50:51,660 --> 00:51:07,500
by the fiercest Latavus this means nothing to me does this name mean anything to

515
00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:14,020
anybody else that platypus I guess so oh no Latavus is that oh it's hard to make

516
00:51:14,020 --> 00:51:18,900
out here everybody can make a history check obviously professor dr. Smith

517
00:51:18,900 --> 00:51:26,660
knows nothing about last ten seventeen thank goodness oh you would know too

518
00:51:26,660 --> 00:51:30,059
wouldn't you yeah you read a book about him I write a lot of things down

519
00:51:30,059 --> 00:51:35,460
the the name catches you as odd at first but then you remember that Latavus

520
00:51:35,460 --> 00:51:42,860
is a green dragon who up until recently had been known to mostly live

521
00:51:42,860 --> 00:51:51,220
or reside in the western areas of Faerun but has since moved more central

522
00:51:51,220 --> 00:52:02,220
is he also known for writing notes for the people he captured his serial

523
00:52:02,220 --> 00:52:08,180
killer move green ink instead of leaving a joker playing card at the

524
00:52:08,180 --> 00:52:14,420
scene he writes a neat little note yeah the note continues need to bring

525
00:52:14,420 --> 00:52:24,860
hell wasp honey to Latavus's lair sincerely not Latavus your friend

526
00:52:24,860 --> 00:52:36,260
flip PS definitely not lot of us still not lot of us okay so now I don't I

527
00:52:36,300 --> 00:52:39,980
frankly don't know what to do since flip was going to show us where this this

528
00:52:39,980 --> 00:52:48,860
honey was and now we need it to go get flip I'm feeling a little out of my

529
00:52:48,860 --> 00:52:54,740
depth here does anybody know how to locate honey in a forest I've got an

530
00:52:54,740 --> 00:53:04,940
even bigger question yes do wasps make honey well it's actually interesting

531
00:53:04,940 --> 00:53:12,820
most but hell wasps in particular what they make is not so much of a honey

532
00:53:12,820 --> 00:53:17,700
substance but more of a this this strange honeycomb substance of which

533
00:53:17,700 --> 00:53:22,900
they build their infernal hives which sort of actually look very similar to

534
00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:28,099
termite mounts if you are viewing them from from that perspective from an

535
00:53:28,099 --> 00:53:32,659
ornithological oh wait that's not the right word I look at glim and I

536
00:53:32,980 --> 00:53:40,059
stop listening first technically not true honey but I mean hey when you're

537
00:53:40,059 --> 00:53:45,859
from all over the plains it maybe we could just go and yell buzz buzz buzz

538
00:53:45,859 --> 00:53:53,940
buzz is there anything that how wasps like to eat one of those oh look at

539
00:53:53,940 --> 00:53:58,980
me and all my flesh mm-hmm I mean that would certainly work if you were

540
00:53:58,980 --> 00:54:04,219
anywhere near them where they could hear you I just walk over to where

541
00:54:04,219 --> 00:54:08,820
professor dr. Smith is standing and I said can you just just like a step to

542
00:54:08,820 --> 00:54:14,019
the left oh yes well I think maybe there's more of the note on the

543
00:54:14,019 --> 00:54:16,420
ground because there's another piece of paper on the floor that you were

544
00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:23,460
just standing on oh my oh my goodness oh what's on this mooch you

545
00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:31,699
look at it and it appears to be a map honey here exactly perfect extremely

546
00:54:31,699 --> 00:54:37,820
convenient thank you young man me and my big big feet how many times have I

547
00:54:37,820 --> 00:54:47,659
heard that save it for next episode Celeste are you regretting inviting me

548
00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:55,899
just I mean big feet episode 69 like that's a gigantic feet everyone tells

549
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