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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Hi, guys. My name is Dents. How you doing?

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Not too bad, Dents. Why don't you pull up a stool?

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I think I've heard this term before. It's called a troop.

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Well, I mean, I don't know if we have the same skills.

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You have to perform and entertain. I mean, really what we're doing,

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we're heading to Tamanthir.

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I like Tamanthir. I really do.

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Dents pulls the sword out, and it actually kind of looks

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more majestic with blood coming off of it.

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Aw, man. Thank you so much for saving me with your beautiful sword.

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I've got to protect my friends.

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Well, we don't just want a troll attack, if that's what happens, and them to be asleep.

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A lot of times trolls like to be the first one,

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and they'll let people know that they're first by saying first.

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So maybe that troll is talking to other trolls in the tree line.

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You walk all the way over to the other side,

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and as you pass over and step onto the rocky mountainous terrain,

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you hear from underneath the bridge, first.

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Damn it. I think it's one of those damn trolls

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who always needs to say that they see something first.

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Ooh, hey. Hey, guys. You guys look so great over there.

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I'm going to come over now.

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Dents, you walk across, bouncing suspension bridge,

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step up onto the stone, fifth. Okay, bye.

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You crash over a large hill and see the tip of a large pyramid

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off in the distance alongside the massive methwood forest.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More, and with me today is Tom Laird.

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Hey, that's me. First out of the gate.

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I play Moot, and he is a half-orc, wild magic sorcerer.

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And Amy More.

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I'll be out of the gate, but only if you have that plushy rabbit

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that will be thrown quickly in front of me.

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And I play Sullivan's Light.

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And Carla Maxden.

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That's me. I play Glim, a dragonborn pAlydin.

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And joining us again this week from Discovery Debrief,

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Incompreh... Oh, shit.

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Nailed it.

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Incomparable Podcast Network,

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voiceover artist and elite dangerous commander Stubby Stan.

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It's Cicero Holmes. Welcome back.

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Thank you for joining us.

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Thank you for having me.

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I am also out of the gate, but that gate is spelled G-A-I-T,

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so I'm walking very weirdly right now.

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I like it.

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Are we talking like bone like it?

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Well, actually, we're talking about my character, Dense,

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who is a bird creature that I can't pronounce, but Russ can.

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Eric Okra.

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There you go, who is very tall, but walks really short.

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He scrunches down, not unlike someone else on this podcast.

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And his gate, as a result of how he walks, is out of the gate.

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I love it.

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I'm feeling real attacks on my posture here.

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Also, from now on, all I can think, because it sounded like you said Eric Okra.

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Eric Okra.

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Okay, now it sounds like there's some guy out there named Eric Okra.

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Yes, Eric Okra.

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Eric Okra.

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He's got a bit of a slimy texture, but if you cook him down enough.

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It's a muciligen.

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Cook him down enough, yeah, exactly.

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Put him in a stew.

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You fry that?

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Oh, yeah, you do.

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I picture Eric Okra as like Eric Estrada's bastard son,

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who's going to star in the sequel to Chip someday.

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This is good.

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Hey, after these episodes, we do our dumbest downtime, where we debrief,

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And when you are a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you,

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like today's patron, Tim Weaver.

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Thanks, Tim.

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Thanks, Tim.

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Thank you so much.

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And now, fuck it, let's play.

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Shit, yeah.

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We're going to pick up right where we left off.

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The foreview plus Rolf is crested over a hill,

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and you see off in the distance this majestic pyramid

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at the edge of the meth wood forest.

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Guys, the pointiest building I've ever seen.

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Guys, you don't even know.

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It's not even just a building.

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It's the whole town.

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Whoa, what?

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Like the whole thing's in there.

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You'll see when we get closer, and there's like,

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But they're going to like slide down and stuff.

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How do they put a whole town in there?

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Are there little like mouth holes?

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Are these people really small?

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Well, no, I think when we get closer,

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it's just a perspective right now.

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When we get closer, you'll see that it's actually very, very big.

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I think.

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I mean, it's possible we go through

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some sort of shrink tunnel on our way there.

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No one mentioned that.

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So I don't think that's the case.

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I think we just.

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So it's like hollow on the inside.

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And people live there, and there's like.

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Like cave people.

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No, no, no, just just normal people,

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people like me, probably lots of people like me.

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So it's an upside down Mount Ant Hill?

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Well, I think it's a right way up Ant Hill, sort of, isn't it?

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Oh, yes, yes, the Ant Hill is down below the hill part.

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The hill part is just an open.

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I see.

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Are you telling me that people live underground underneath this

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and this is just how they get out of the ground?

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Oh, oh, so are they ants?

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I don't think the people are like ants,

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nor are they the size of ants.

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But to be honest, it's my first time.

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But if Glim had to choose, who would she kill first?

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Who would she kill first?

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And and why wouldn't it be Sullivan?

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The closer you get, obviously,

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the larger the pyramid becomes.

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Thank you for explaining that.

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Is it obvious, Russ?

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Fair enough.

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You know what?

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I wrote this down and I was like,

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I'm never going to need this.

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Joke's on me.

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I needed this exact paragraph that described how perspective works.

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So we all gather around the godlike voice

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sitting crisscross applesauce listening to this description.

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Um, you don't quite realize, however, how large it is at a distance.

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But the closer you get, you realize it stands 460 meters tall,

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which is 1500 feet.

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Imperial for the win.

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That's right.

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Take that.

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You pass through bountiful farmer's fields and see rich estates.

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Dragonborn tending their crops.

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Look up as you pass.

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Catch sight of you and give a small wave from the distance.

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What is running through Glim's mind right now?

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I think Glim is super excited for many reasons.

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Like, number one, we're almost here where she can declare herself

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and like get on with the business of saving the world whenever that happens

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or however it presents itself.

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But this is the next step in that journey.

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But also, I think it's just exciting

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because there's just lots of Dragonborn here, right?

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And so she grew up kind of in an enclave of Dragonborn,

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but that was like, you know, 50 or 100 people.

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And this seems like a whole civilization of people that look like her,

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which is pretty exciting.

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Are you like walking alongside the cart and like alongside Rolf kind of?

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As we're going through, are you inside the cart?

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I imagine walking beside it.

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For some reason, I feel like, well, not for some reason.

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Certainly Glim likes to not sit.

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She wants to be active.

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And so right now, she's also very excited.

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So probably, yeah, is walking beside the cart for sure.

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Sullivan's like totally comes over and like puts his elbows

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on the edge of the cart because he's inside.

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He's definitely not walking.

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He'd be like 400 feet back.

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And he's got his head on his arms.

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And then he's like, hey, Glim, I got a question for you.

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So like, we never asked you this before,

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but I feel like we know each other really well enough now

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that we could probably like breach this topic.

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So are you like Bahamut's baby?

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Well, I kept it straight so long.

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The mood is a little like smack to Sully's.

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Well, no, it's like honestly, though, like, OK,

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so you got two moms back at your home.

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That much I know.

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You talk about it a lot, which is great.

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Those of us who wish we had parents wish we had two moms, too.

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But they're not your real moms.

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You were left there as a baby.

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So will you find your moms here or are you Bahamut's baby?

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I'm just trying to piece it all together.

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Oh, I mean, so mom and mama, I mean, they,

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yeah, they weren't my biological parents,

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but they are my parents.

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But I hadn't intended to seek out, you know,

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my biological family.

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I'm not sure that they're from here.

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But I mean, in a way of speaking,

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I'm not like Bahamut didn't have a baby and it was me.

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But I am, you know, like a descendant of Bahamut.

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OK.

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Not in the way that, like, we're all children of Bahamut

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because, you know, I mean, you've heard me preach before.

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You know what I'm talking about.

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We're all children of Bahamut.

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We've heard it.

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Well, I'm a child of Bahamut.

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Mut is definitely.

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Mut is, Dan's a child.

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We're all children of Bahamut.

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Dan's probably, yeah.

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So not in that sort of intangible faith way,

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but in like a real sort of more tangible maybe.

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So he's like a great uncle or something

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or like a great, great, great, great, great, great,

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great, great, great, great, great, great,

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probably like real great, like probably a few more greats.

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Like grandpa?

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Yeah, I think so.

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I mean, I'm just referring to like the small bit

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of information that I found out about who had left me

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and who I was when I was left with my mom.

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Well, yeah.

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Well, because I was just thinking

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because since we're here and everything

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and you're all going to like, like, you know,

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like, you know, accept Bahamut and choose a path

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and save the world.

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And the path.

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Absolutely.

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Then you might also want to find this out.

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Like, I don't know how often you're going to be here.

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It took us a real long time just saying.

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Not that I'm saying we're not going to come back

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if you do decide to like, you know, look this stuff up.

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I just I don't know.

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Moot, stop me from talking.

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Yeah.

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Look over there, Sully.

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Sully for sure looks.

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That's a little side.

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I love watching Cicero's face through this whole thing.

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There was this moment of like, what the fuck?

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Are we walking into a child of God moment?

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What is a little bit, but only on Carla's behalf.

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That's good.

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You carry on a ways and look back to the hulking structure

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before you and you begin to see it more clearly.

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It was a bit hazy before.

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But Glim, being that you're paying the most attention

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to what you're walking towards,

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you see now like carved out of it,

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there are giant holes carved or blown

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out of the sides of this pyramid.

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The stonework is crumbling and falling apart in pieces.

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And from a distance, it looked pristine,

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but the closer you get to it,

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you see that there is damage to the pyramid structure

256
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as you walk towards it.

257
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,399
You know, I guess in my mind,

258
00:13:12,399 --> 00:13:14,799
I always pictured it as being totally pristine,

259
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:20,480
but it's kind of, it's a bit shabby.

260
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,760
Like a crap pile?

261
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:29,440
Well, I guess one way of putting it,

262
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:34,240
I was going to say comfortably worn in.

263
00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,600
Well, it's probably pretty ancient.

264
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:40,800
So, you know, these things, they wear over time.

265
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,720
Or it's been under attack.

266
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,000
Oh, maybe that, yeah.

267
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,399
Oh, does it look like it's been under attack?

268
00:13:46,399 --> 00:13:49,279
The damage goes kind of both ways.

269
00:13:49,279 --> 00:13:53,120
It looks like maybe they were just worn to time.

270
00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:56,480
Like much of the crumbling around like the points

271
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:59,519
or the edges look more time-worn.

272
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:03,919
However, the holes look like an equal amount of

273
00:14:03,919 --> 00:14:07,440
like blown in and blown out of the pyramid.

274
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,639
And is it like covered?

275
00:14:11,439 --> 00:14:14,000
Are they mole people in there?

276
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000
Or is it all kind of windows?

277
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,279
I know they're not mole people.

278
00:14:17,279 --> 00:14:18,240
No, she needs to know.

279
00:14:19,039 --> 00:14:20,639
I'm just trying to picture what it,

280
00:14:20,639 --> 00:14:21,840
because people live in there.

281
00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,960
So there must be like, it is in each of the steps,

282
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,799
it is sort of like open to,

283
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,360
there's daylight in there, right?

284
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,679
Oh, that's, that actually is a good question.

285
00:14:31,679 --> 00:14:34,480
So is it, is it an Egyptian pyramid?

286
00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:37,840
Or is it a South American Aztec?

287
00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:38,879
Yeah, more Mayan.

288
00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,840
Or an Incan Mayan pyramid.

289
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:45,279
I picture it as more of an Egyptian pyramid.

290
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:51,360
So there are fewer steps as there were not really

291
00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:56,480
any kind of delineation from one level of the pyramid

292
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,439
to the next level.

293
00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:58,720
Exactly, yes.

294
00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,960
And as far as any sort of window,

295
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,440
aside from the holes blown in,

296
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:06,800
it looks like it was at least built

297
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,560
as complete stone from top to bottom.

298
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:15,840
Well then, are ant slash mole people ideas?

299
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,480
We are the underminers.

300
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:19,940
Yes.

301
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,280
Well, I can see clearly now,

302
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:26,560
because the fog is gone.

303
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:32,240
But I can see a lot of debris is in the way.

304
00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:36,560
I mean, gone are the sharp corners

305
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,320
that had this as a pyramid.

306
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:42,880
And I can see things have been blown,

307
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:45,280
blown, blown this way and that way.

308
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:49,840
So I've been holding on to that for a while.

309
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,840
I really just had to let it out.

310
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:55,280
But can you see the obstacles in your way?

311
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,640
Well, yeah, it's all this debris

312
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,240
that's on the ground from,

313
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,640
because it looks like if I had to make a guess,

314
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,560
there are probably pirates in there, right?

315
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,160
Because like with cannons,

316
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,400
just like blowing out the side.

317
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,640
And there was maybe like an airship

318
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,880
that had like pulled up alongside it.

319
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,560
I'm just extrapolating here.

320
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,520
Write this down, moot.

321
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:21,680
All it says is Sully's extrapolating?

322
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:31,840
This is what we call in the bard business,

323
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,240
as spitballing.

324
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,600
I mean, I should have become a bard,

325
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,920
but instead I have a terrible past.

326
00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,520
Now it's not the time, it's Glimstone.

327
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,920
Sully doesn't reveal his dark past.

328
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,760
Not yet, it's not about me right now.

329
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,800
It's not about you.

330
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,040
You're continuing forward.

331
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:59,200
Up ahead, you see a pair of dragonborn

332
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,360
leading a horse-drawn cart

333
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,440
coming up the path towards you.

334
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,599
Last time we had a cart driving up towards us,

335
00:17:05,599 --> 00:17:06,799
we accidentally blew it up.

336
00:17:06,799 --> 00:17:08,079
So we should probably take a different route.

337
00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:09,200
Let's hope it goes better this time.

338
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,480
Maybe don't let Sully leave.

339
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,759
Accidentally, little bit on purpose,

340
00:17:13,759 --> 00:17:14,799
totally blew it up.

341
00:17:14,799 --> 00:17:17,599
Okay, I'm going to approach them and say,

342
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,519
hello, are you citizens here?

343
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,240
Yes, yes, we are.

344
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:27,620
Are you?

345
00:17:29,759 --> 00:17:30,799
Is everything okay?

346
00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:32,000
Everything's wonderful.

347
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,279
It's my first time here.

348
00:17:33,279 --> 00:17:34,240
Wonderful, welcome.

349
00:17:38,319 --> 00:17:40,000
No, it's okay.

350
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,440
You have more questions than I do.

351
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:43,599
Please carry on.

352
00:17:43,599 --> 00:17:45,919
There's just a lot of cutoff, half-sentences.

353
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,240
I'm purely for exposition.

354
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:50,079
Please continue asking me questions.

355
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,639
I told you to find out who the robot is.

356
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,020
Right.

357
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:01,440
You haven't selected which one in the role-playing game.

358
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,280
I asked them a question.

359
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:06,800
We've just arrived.

360
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,080
I'm looking for the Citadel.

361
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,120
The dragonborn before you,

362
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:16,640
who is a deep red-scaled dragonborn,

363
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:20,000
they have a brown vest

364
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:23,120
and black work pants

365
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:25,280
that are kind of a bit tattered and torn.

366
00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:27,920
It looks behind them and says,

367
00:18:29,759 --> 00:18:30,559
yep, that's right.

368
00:18:32,079 --> 00:18:32,960
Oh, the whole thing.

369
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:36,160
The whole thing is what you call the Citadel.

370
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:37,519
Oh my goodness.

371
00:18:37,519 --> 00:18:40,639
I mean, Citadel's a large term.

372
00:18:40,639 --> 00:18:41,599
I mean, that's the city.

373
00:18:44,639 --> 00:18:46,480
When you specifically say Citadel,

374
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,480
what is it you're referring to?

375
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:52,000
Well, say you had to go somewhere to swear an oath.

376
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:52,980
Okay.

377
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:57,279
Where would you go, Injurad the Marr?

378
00:18:58,559 --> 00:19:00,559
Who are we othing to?

379
00:19:00,559 --> 00:19:02,559
Oh, I mean Bahamad, of course.

380
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,559
Oh, of course, of course.

381
00:19:04,559 --> 00:19:09,279
Well, inside the city,

382
00:19:10,079 --> 00:19:14,079
there are countless religious outfits,

383
00:19:14,079 --> 00:19:17,119
some Citadels, some churches.

384
00:19:17,119 --> 00:19:19,119
But are they all Bahamaniacs?

385
00:19:20,319 --> 00:19:21,119
I'm sorry?

386
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,000
I'm sorry?

387
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,040
Are they all Bah...

388
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:26,560
Did I say it wrong?

389
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:29,040
Bahamanians, Bahamations.

390
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:33,840
They're not all beholden to Bahamut specifically.

391
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:37,440
No, we accept several religions.

392
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,440
Cool, but not all of them?

393
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:43,600
I think the term is Bahamatics.

394
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,720
Bahamatics.

395
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:45,840
That sounds right.

396
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,760
Yeah, that just feels right in the mouth.

397
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:48,240
Of course.

398
00:19:49,039 --> 00:19:51,759
Again, not all beholden to Bahamut,

399
00:19:51,759 --> 00:19:55,519
but Bahamut has a Citadel within the city.

400
00:19:55,519 --> 00:19:58,559
Yes, I'm sure you could go there.

401
00:19:58,559 --> 00:20:00,720
And any other sites you'd recommend?

402
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,799
If you were just here for a few days,

403
00:20:02,799 --> 00:20:03,920
what would you pop in on?

404
00:20:04,559 --> 00:20:05,759
Beside your birth parents.

405
00:20:07,279 --> 00:20:09,039
Oh, a lot to unpack there.

406
00:20:11,599 --> 00:20:15,359
You see the Dragonborn you're speaking to kind of whisper,

407
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,120
and then the other Dragonborn shakes her head.

408
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,160
Okay, good.

409
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:24,180
Honey?

410
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,120
I don't know about the birth parents.

411
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:34,000
It depends what kind of scene you're in for.

412
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,000
Zumba for sure.

413
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,600
What's Zumba?

414
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,040
You don't have Zumba here?

415
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:40,320
No.

416
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,560
Ah, glad you got your work cut out for you here.

417
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,800
Okay, well, I'll definitely be putting a class together

418
00:20:44,799 --> 00:20:45,599
before I go.

419
00:20:45,599 --> 00:20:48,079
So I guess maybe just watch for flyers or something

420
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,079
in the next few days.

421
00:20:50,639 --> 00:20:51,680
Well, what do you guys think?

422
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:52,799
What would you like to see?

423
00:20:53,759 --> 00:20:56,960
Dens, are you into like a club scene

424
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,759
or something more low-key?

425
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,200
Maybe you follow a faith?

426
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,960
I'm always going on and on about mine

427
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,599
and never letting anybody else get a word in about theirs.

428
00:21:06,319 --> 00:21:10,399
Well, I did go to Bard College,

429
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:15,840
so if there is a place where

430
00:21:17,759 --> 00:21:22,400
bards go or where people go to listen to bards,

431
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:24,880
I can go there.

432
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,560
So more of the club scene then.

433
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,640
Yeah, we'd like to see some bards.

434
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:29,519
Bards are great.

435
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:30,980
Great.

436
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,759
Well, plus you got to like get out here, right?

437
00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:34,640
It's what you're here for.

438
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:35,920
You're going to make a name for yourself.

439
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,440
Like you said, it's a gig economy.

440
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,200
You've got to be hustling all the time.

441
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,640
Got to get those silvers.

442
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:42,559
There you go.

443
00:21:42,559 --> 00:21:43,680
Yeah, phosphate.

444
00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:49,519
Excuse me, Dragonborns, do you guys have silvers?

445
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,080
I mean, I know you have coppers,

446
00:21:52,799 --> 00:21:54,720
but I prefer the silvers.

447
00:21:55,759 --> 00:22:00,400
Yes, yes, we have all sorts of different currency here.

448
00:22:01,519 --> 00:22:02,880
You don't need to give it to him right now.

449
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,160
He's not robbing you.

450
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,759
No, I didn't think he was robbing me.

451
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,400
Oh, but maybe you could perform right now.

452
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,440
Get the ward out.

453
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:14,000
Oh, well, yeah.

454
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
Well, it could tell you.

455
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,400
It could tell you the story about the trolls.

456
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:19,759
Oh, we do love them.

457
00:22:19,759 --> 00:22:21,440
Do you want to hear the story about the trolls?

458
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:23,600
Spoiler alert.

459
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:27,360
It involves fire, both their like and dislike of it.

460
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,480
You know, it's trolls or likes and dislikes.

461
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:40,480
But this true, for one troll, he had really high hair.

462
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:46,400
And then he sang this song that was the song of the summer.

463
00:22:47,519 --> 00:22:48,480
It was really great.

464
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:49,200
How did it go?

465
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,880
In just a rough tune, off key a little bit.

466
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,559
Can't stop the feeling.

467
00:22:54,559 --> 00:22:56,480
Yeah, there it is.

468
00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:00,960
Oh, my goodness.

469
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:01,440
You know what?

470
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,960
DreamWorks, please don't sue us.

471
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:06,480
They reach into their satchel and they toss you a silver.

472
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,839
That's well worth a silver.

473
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,880
Well, especially you hear how high his voice got.

474
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,000
Man, that's awesome.

475
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:16,559
Surprising based on the low vocalizations off the top there.

476
00:23:17,519 --> 00:23:26,879
Well, yes, I am a bird, so I have a multi-octave range.

477
00:23:26,879 --> 00:23:28,319
He's like one of those mimics.

478
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:33,919
Oh, well, I am insulted.

479
00:23:33,919 --> 00:23:34,799
I am not a mimic.

480
00:23:34,799 --> 00:23:36,319
No, no, you're not a mimic.

481
00:23:36,319 --> 00:23:39,200
You can mimic like a mockery.

482
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:43,599
Oh, but does that make me a mimic?

483
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,760
I don't.

484
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:46,400
If I can.

485
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:49,040
Oh, no.

486
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,160
Have I been a mimic this entire time?

487
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,400
Doesn't a mimic know they're a mimic, though?

488
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,920
Do you have any other questions regarding the city?

489
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:07,120
Having this existential crisis in front of these strangers.

490
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
No, I guess I'll look for a citadel.

491
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:14,799
We need to get the name of the best place to see the best bards.

492
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:16,079
Oh, yes.

493
00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:17,279
Yeah, sorry.

494
00:24:17,279 --> 00:24:20,400
Just remember, I mean, you'll hear it when you come in,

495
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,440
but just remember out of the way.

496
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:26,640
Just remember that.

497
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,039
It'll come clear and you'll just know.

498
00:24:29,599 --> 00:24:30,720
I don't think you're a mimic.

499
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:32,799
But now I'm not so sure.

500
00:24:32,799 --> 00:24:33,759
And I think we walk on.

501
00:24:33,759 --> 00:24:35,839
I can't believe these poor, poor people behind us.

502
00:24:35,839 --> 00:24:37,680
Thank you so much, it was so nice to meet you.

503
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:38,180
Lovely.

504
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:47,440
You approach the city and there are several of these blown out holes

505
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,039
in the pyramid lower down,

506
00:24:49,039 --> 00:24:54,079
but the path leads up to a wide ramp that you can determine

507
00:24:54,079 --> 00:24:58,160
was the one and only entrance to the pyramid at one point.

508
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:02,000
On the way up, though, Sullivan's light is totally like,

509
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:07,599
gosh, my days as a fire marshal,

510
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:09,920
one entrance, one exit,

511
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,720
it seems like really just like bad news BS.

512
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:18,240
You enter into what looks like a marketplace within this pyramid.

513
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:23,680
There are large stone arches going down this entire level

514
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,840
that you can make of it.

515
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:30,720
You hear music playing somewhere in the distance.

516
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:36,880
It's got a heavy bassy beat to it with a mix of pop and rock

517
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:40,000
that just, it's just perfect.

518
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,800
Does it seem like it's a bit out of the way?

519
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,080
The song or the distance?

520
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,440
The distance.

521
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:48,960
I mean, the distance is where you make it.

522
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,520
No, I mean, it sounds like it's coming from everywhere

523
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,360
and nowhere at the same time, but.

524
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:58,160
Is the song that's playing is Dragonborn in the USA?

525
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,320
It has a, there's a, you can, you can,

526
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,320
it's just almost like you can place it.

527
00:26:07,279 --> 00:26:08,879
I came in like a Dragonborn.

528
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,399
Dragonborn this way?

529
00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:13,839
You know what?

530
00:26:13,839 --> 00:26:15,919
It's a medley mashup is what it is.

531
00:26:15,919 --> 00:26:19,679
As you listen longer, it's all of these pop hits.

532
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:21,359
It's like a cabaret.

533
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:21,919
That's right.

534
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,000
All over top of each other.

535
00:26:24,799 --> 00:26:26,079
Dragonborn cabaret.

536
00:26:26,079 --> 00:26:27,039
There we go.

537
00:26:27,039 --> 00:26:28,399
I would pay to see that.

538
00:26:28,399 --> 00:26:28,879
Yep.

539
00:26:28,879 --> 00:26:32,639
Amy would pay money, real human money, not silvers and golds.

540
00:26:33,919 --> 00:26:35,359
The marketplace is busy.

541
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:40,640
There are many, I mean, from what you can tell so far,

542
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:44,320
solely Dragonborn throughout this entire floor,

543
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,640
conducting business and shopping and moving about.

544
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,160
What do you do?

545
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:48,880
Where do you go?

546
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,240
What do you want to see?

547
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:53,200
I think I'm like delighted because everything is my size.

548
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:58,880
You know, like all of the like places selling clothing or armor

549
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,760
or all the stuff is like just, just,

550
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,920
I just feel like I'm just normal height here,

551
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,480
which isn't normally the case necessarily.

552
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,600
I'm pretty tall normally.

553
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:08,720
Stand out quite a bit.

554
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:12,320
Meanwhile, Sullivan's slight is feeling quite diminished.

555
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,960
Dense is just kind of following along,

556
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,920
just kind of looking at all of the things

557
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,720
and he's seen a lot of marketplaces.

558
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,960
He's reminded of the co-op that he worked at

559
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,480
to get the discount food.

560
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:35,920
And he realizes that this place is so much grander

561
00:27:36,799 --> 00:27:41,120
than that marketplace that he worked at.

562
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:46,240
And he's secretly jealous that he wasn't working here as a co-op

563
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:49,039
because he would have had so many more choices.

564
00:27:50,799 --> 00:27:53,680
So he may actually be looking around

565
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:58,079
to see if there is someone who seems like they're a manager

566
00:27:58,079 --> 00:28:03,079
or someone of some renown and rank

567
00:28:04,319 --> 00:28:07,199
to see if there are opportunities to.

568
00:28:07,199 --> 00:28:11,599
Maybe some help wanted signs on different stalls.

569
00:28:11,599 --> 00:28:12,399
Are you looking?

570
00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:14,000
It is the gig economy.

571
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,679
Always got to be looking.

572
00:28:15,679 --> 00:28:19,119
Are you looking at any specific type of merchant

573
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:20,399
or just in general?

574
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:25,519
So yeah, so he's looking not necessarily

575
00:28:25,519 --> 00:28:27,359
for a type of merchant.

576
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:32,480
He is looking more in general to see what is happening.

577
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:37,520
He is looking over at the produce people first,

578
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,480
the people that have the vegetables and what have you.

579
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,080
But he's looking around to see

580
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:48,400
who seems to be crowded and overworked.

581
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:54,240
Well, that's a very astute type of thing for Dense to do.

582
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,120
Dense knows when work needs to be done.

583
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:00,400
Hey man, you look like someone who gets it done.

584
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:04,640
Well, I have to or else they kick me out.

585
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,240
Yeah, you're looking at one of these.

586
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,920
There are a couple of different grocers

587
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:11,200
or produce marketplaces and you look over

588
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,800
and you see one where there's a single,

589
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,560
that was not the one I was going to pick, but okay.

590
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,000
Just looking at the name generator

591
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,600
and picking the hardest one on it.

592
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:22,880
There's so many vowels, you guys.

593
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,920
There's so many U's in this name.

594
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:31,040
I'm sorry, I pulled that page up.

595
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:34,080
You don't see anybody.

596
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:34,720
No, it's fine.

597
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:37,680
Everyone's full up.

598
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:38,320
Everyone's full up.

599
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,240
No vacancies for employment.

600
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,000
No, you look over at one of these produce

601
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,960
and you do see one where it looks busy.

602
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,480
It looks like there are people lined up,

603
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,720
but you only see one person working behind

604
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,920
the quote unquote till area.

605
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:58,880
Okay, so what he does is he immediately

606
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,680
walks over, walks behind the counter

607
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,519
and he goes, next up.

608
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:07,519
And sorry, I said person.

609
00:30:07,519 --> 00:30:08,480
I meant Dragonborn.

610
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,160
That was kind of clear.

611
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:11,440
But yeah, you step aside.

612
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,640
I fucking love your style.

613
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:15,920
I'm just, I work here now.

614
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,039
I've done this before, guys.

615
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,680
The female Dragonborn comes over

616
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,319
and she's bronze scaled.

617
00:30:24,319 --> 00:30:28,000
She's wearing an apron over her blouse

618
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,839
and long pants.

619
00:30:29,839 --> 00:30:31,440
And her name tag says.

620
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,559
And her name tag says, Mjaldik Nurud.

621
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:36,399
Last name?

622
00:30:37,599 --> 00:30:39,039
Doesn't have a last name.

623
00:30:39,039 --> 00:30:41,039
Her last name would be on her name tag, Amy.

624
00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:41,599
Come on.

625
00:30:41,599 --> 00:30:42,559
Right, right.

626
00:30:42,559 --> 00:30:44,159
It wouldn't be that long.

627
00:30:44,159 --> 00:30:45,279
Her name tag's like.

628
00:30:45,279 --> 00:30:46,319
It's not a name tag.

629
00:30:46,319 --> 00:30:47,839
It's a name shirt.

630
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:51,360
Also has her social insurance number and address.

631
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,240
Docs, and that's why nobody works there

632
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:55,440
because everybody gets doxed.

633
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,720
She comes over to you and says, excuse me.

634
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:01,360
What is it you're doing?

635
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:02,800
I'm working.

636
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:07,440
You should be too.

637
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:08,240
There is a line.

638
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,280
Make a persuasion check.

639
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,840
Come for the deal, stay for the sass.

640
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,120
There's a line.

641
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,000
You know what this was about you, Glim,

642
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,760
but it's no longer about you.

643
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:23,280
I only care about this.

644
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:25,440
Dirty 20.

645
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:26,560
Okay.

646
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:32,160
Oh, no one told me that somebody else

647
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:32,960
was coming today.

648
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,640
I thought it was just supposed to be me.

649
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,000
Well, I'm sorry I'm late,

650
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,720
but clearly I'm here just in time.

651
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,680
Let's get to work and then we can talk

652
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,080
about everything else later.

653
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:44,960
Oh, okay.

654
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:47,280
Did you need your name tag?

655
00:31:47,279 --> 00:31:48,879
I don't know if they sent one down.

656
00:31:48,879 --> 00:31:50,000
It's okay.

657
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,759
We can work on that later.

658
00:31:51,759 --> 00:31:52,480
What do you need?

659
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:53,119
Who's next?

660
00:31:54,319 --> 00:31:56,720
Both of you get to work as the three

661
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,839
of you look in astonishment at your friend

662
00:31:59,839 --> 00:32:01,599
who's just ducked in to start working.

663
00:32:01,599 --> 00:32:03,359
Did he just get a fucking job?

664
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:04,720
I guess so.

665
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,960
Did he just waltz up and get a job?

666
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:07,759
Wow.

667
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,200
I mean, I know he kept talking

668
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,319
about the gig economy,

669
00:32:10,319 --> 00:32:11,839
but I didn't think it was like this.

670
00:32:12,559 --> 00:32:13,680
We hadn't seen it in action.

671
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:14,720
We'd just been on the road.

672
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:15,920
It's amazing.

673
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,240
Okay, so next time I'm just saying,

674
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,000
we need to just go up and be like,

675
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,320
we're part of this caravan.

676
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:25,120
Yeah, I think you're right.

677
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,400
We're protecting you now.

678
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:28,720
I think if Dance has taught us anything,

679
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:30,000
it's that confidence is key.

680
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:31,920
Definitely.

681
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:32,320
Damn.

682
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,000
Okay.

683
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,720
Hey, Dance, we'll catch up with you later?

684
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:37,519
Sure, sure.

685
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,440
As soon as I clock out,

686
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,680
I'll meet up with you guys.

687
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:42,480
Yeah, okay.

688
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:43,200
We'll find you.

689
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,080
Maybe I'll catch you on my break.

690
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:51,279
I'm supposed to get a two-fifteen minute break.

691
00:32:51,279 --> 00:32:52,800
Two-fifteens and a thirty.

692
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,720
Don't you let them do you dirty like that.

693
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:56,560
Oh, okay.

694
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:57,200
Yeah, thank you.

695
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,160
I forgot about that.

696
00:32:59,759 --> 00:33:00,259
Okay.

697
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,600
Welcome to our sideshow of like,

698
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,560
workers' rights.

699
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:05,759
Workers' rights.

700
00:33:05,759 --> 00:33:08,000
Sorry, dance to laws.

701
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,400
Labor laws and the importance of a union.

702
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:11,519
Let's talk about it.

703
00:33:11,519 --> 00:33:13,039
Cicero, I didn't tell you

704
00:33:13,039 --> 00:33:14,880
that I have a bad habit

705
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,960
of starting side spin-off stories.

706
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,280
Dance may be one of those.

707
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,280
So we're going to need you back.

708
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,840
You know, just free up your calendar.

709
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:24,480
We'll check back in.

710
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,080
Dance will be assistant manager.

711
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,120
We'll check back in again.

712
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:28,160
He will be manager.

713
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,320
Now he's opened his own competitor's store

714
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,000
right beside this one.

715
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:34,960
Puts him out of business.

716
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:35,840
It gets real cutthroat.

717
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,080
And now I'm the CEO.

718
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:39,440
That's right.

719
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:42,480
Ah, this is a success story.

720
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:43,120
I'm loving it.

721
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,320
Oh, it's amazing.

722
00:33:44,319 --> 00:33:45,919
Okay, the other three,

723
00:33:45,919 --> 00:33:47,200
I don't care what you're doing.

724
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,639
We go back to, no, I'm kidding.

725
00:33:48,639 --> 00:33:49,119
What do you do?

726
00:33:50,159 --> 00:33:51,439
Does anything matter anymore?

727
00:33:51,439 --> 00:33:52,319
I'm not entirely sure.

728
00:33:52,319 --> 00:33:53,359
I've broken the game.

729
00:33:54,079 --> 00:33:55,759
This is all I care about now.

730
00:33:56,319 --> 00:33:57,599
Welcome to the dance cast.

731
00:33:59,759 --> 00:34:00,960
So I guess we should probably

732
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:02,559
find you that citadel, right?

733
00:34:02,559 --> 00:34:03,279
We're gonna,

734
00:34:03,279 --> 00:34:05,279
I thought he was gonna perform as a bard,

735
00:34:05,279 --> 00:34:07,759
but he's completely abandoned that idea.

736
00:34:07,759 --> 00:34:10,079
He's now working at this stall over here.

737
00:34:10,079 --> 00:34:10,719
Totally fine.

738
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:11,679
I like his commitment.

739
00:34:11,679 --> 00:34:13,920
The steady paycheck is probably more appealing

740
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:14,800
than the gig economy.

741
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:15,360
Well, you know what?

742
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:18,720
You need a side hustle, right?

743
00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:21,200
Wait, so barding could maybe be the side hustle now.

744
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:24,240
Well, I think like he really bards hard at night,

745
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:26,960
but then like make sure he goes to his nine to five.

746
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:30,559
Look, sister is nodding.

747
00:34:30,559 --> 00:34:32,240
You need something to pay the bills,

748
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,920
but then you really pursue your passion on your off time.

749
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:37,840
Speaking of passion,

750
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,320
Flynn, do you get like a special tinkle

751
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,760
anywhere in your body to tell us

752
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,240
if we're getting close to this Bahamut temple?

753
00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:45,840
Well, I mean, some of these Dragonborn

754
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,440
are pretty handsome, so I guess.

755
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:51,680
Glim, who taught you to speak like that?

756
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,040
Well, you, Sully.

757
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:03,280
Guys, I feel a little bit nervous now that we're here.

758
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:10,560
So maybe just let's casually walk around

759
00:35:10,559 --> 00:35:15,840
the marketplace here, and I guess maybe let's see

760
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,840
if you see anyone who's like wearing robes

761
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,400
or seems like they might be a religious figure.

762
00:35:22,159 --> 00:35:24,559
I don't know if I want to just start asking people.

763
00:35:25,119 --> 00:35:27,279
All right, so you like want to,

764
00:35:27,279 --> 00:35:31,199
you want us to walk around here looking inconspicuous.

765
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:35,840
All three of you stop, look around,

766
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:40,640
and realize the only halfling and only half-orc,

767
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:42,960
everyone else is Dragonborn.

768
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:43,680
I start to whistle.

769
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,760
I'm going to pull out my floppy sun hat

770
00:35:46,559 --> 00:35:47,840
because I think that's going to help me

771
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,920
like blend into the crowd.

772
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:50,800
This isn't a problem.

773
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,200
Nobody's like, you get an occasional look.

774
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,960
Uh, all right, um, uh, on, on, on your 20.

775
00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:00,960
Over there.

776
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:05,200
I see someone with a, yeah, and I, I point really obviously.

777
00:36:05,199 --> 00:36:06,879
There's a guy wearing a robe over there.

778
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,239
And then he could be a religious figure.

779
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:13,279
You look over and you see a Dragonborn looks older,

780
00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:16,239
uh, in a red velvet robe.

781
00:36:16,799 --> 00:36:18,399
It's comfortable as fuck.

782
00:36:19,519 --> 00:36:20,719
He looks cozy.

783
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:24,559
Hey, only the only a guy filled with the satisfaction

784
00:36:24,559 --> 00:36:27,039
of Bahama could look that comfortable, right?

785
00:36:28,559 --> 00:36:30,000
I mean, you're not wrong.

786
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:30,960
You're not wrong.

787
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,319
Okay, that's you're right.

788
00:36:32,319 --> 00:36:33,359
That's a good place to start.

789
00:36:33,359 --> 00:36:34,719
I should just, I should just ask.

790
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:39,600
I'm going to approach the be robed man.

791
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:43,600
I feel like we're like unnecessarily loudly supportive.

792
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:44,880
Like, yeah, you got this.

793
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,640
Don't you, don't you worry about it.

794
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:48,480
You can do this.

795
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:49,680
Glen is what you came here for.

796
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:50,880
You came all the way.

797
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,960
Uh, if you, yeah, I assume you're still on like

798
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,160
the marketplace level.

799
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:55,280
You hadn't gotten too far.

800
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:58,560
He's, uh, he's looking at many leather bound books.

801
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,000
Um, excuse me, sir.

802
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,720
He stops and turns to you.

803
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:04,080
Yes.

804
00:37:05,039 --> 00:37:06,559
I'm, I'm so sorry to interrupt.

805
00:37:06,559 --> 00:37:07,920
I, I just arrived here.

806
00:37:09,039 --> 00:37:09,360
Welcome.

807
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,360
And I'm, thank you.

808
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:15,679
And I'm looking for a Citadel dedicated to Bahamut

809
00:37:15,679 --> 00:37:16,880
so that I can swear my oath.

810
00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:18,719
Wow.

811
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:21,679
And I noticed that you are wearing that amazing robe.

812
00:37:23,039 --> 00:37:27,840
And I thought, A, you could maybe give me directions.

813
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,159
And if not, then B, you could tell me where you got

814
00:37:30,159 --> 00:37:31,679
that very amazing robe.

815
00:37:31,679 --> 00:37:38,159
Uh, well, uh, uh, lady runs a robesmith down the street.

816
00:37:40,079 --> 00:37:40,879
A robbery.

817
00:37:41,919 --> 00:37:42,559
You, you know.

818
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,279
I used to be a roboteer.

819
00:37:45,279 --> 00:37:46,480
You should get a job there.

820
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,599
She's looking for people.

821
00:37:48,159 --> 00:37:49,679
I think about it.

822
00:37:49,679 --> 00:37:50,639
Podcast is over.

823
00:37:50,639 --> 00:37:51,599
We're all just going to get jobs.

824
00:37:54,079 --> 00:37:57,759
We all just got employed and then just kind of drifted apart.

825
00:37:57,759 --> 00:37:59,759
Cause you know, you know how that happens.

826
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,840
You're working opposite shifts.

827
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:03,680
It's tough to get together.

828
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:03,920
Yeah.

829
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:07,360
A perfect level of need employment, want employment.

830
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,200
It's just always working.

831
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,360
Um, well, uh, so, sorry.

832
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,720
You said you were pledging your oath.

833
00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:14,560
Did you say, did you say to whom?

834
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:16,800
Oh, Bahamut.

835
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:17,600
Oh, yes.

836
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:19,440
Um, well, uh, yes.

837
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:23,360
There is a Citadel of Bahamut on the second floor.

838
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:24,640
It's, um.

839
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,200
Next to the housewares department.

840
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:28,240
Well.

841
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:29,680
Thank you.

842
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,600
It's the beyond part of the bed bath and beyond?

843
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:32,000
Yes.

844
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:32,240
Yeah.

845
00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:38,080
You know, it's often difficult to find.

846
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:44,880
It's, uh, they're not showy of their, of their Citadel.

847
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:49,840
I could, I could escort you if that would work for you.

848
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:53,600
Oh, I mean, that, that'd be, that'd be really nice.

849
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,560
I'm, I'm Glim, by the way.

850
00:38:56,559 --> 00:38:57,360
Nice to meet you.

851
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:58,480
I'm, I'm Forak.

852
00:38:59,199 --> 00:39:00,559
It's nice to meet you.

853
00:39:00,559 --> 00:39:02,000
Thanks for your help.

854
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:02,480
Of course.

855
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,320
Well, it's your first time here.

856
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:09,840
I look forward to whatever it is your oath brings you.

857
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:13,519
It's not often you run into someone pledging an oath.

858
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:16,880
Oh, I mean, I thought that was the main thing that happened here.

859
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:17,119
No?

860
00:39:17,119 --> 00:39:20,159
Oh, not, not specifically.

861
00:39:20,159 --> 00:39:24,079
Not, well, more so since the, since the Civil War.

862
00:39:24,079 --> 00:39:25,039
Wait, you tell me.

863
00:39:25,039 --> 00:39:26,800
And the Civil War was between?

864
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,000
Well, it was, it was a few generations ago.

865
00:39:31,759 --> 00:39:32,800
Not many, actually.

866
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:33,920
Two, two or three.

867
00:39:35,519 --> 00:39:36,800
Do you, do you know?

868
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,000
Obviously you don't know of it.

869
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,360
You don't know when it, when it was.

870
00:39:40,639 --> 00:39:43,920
How long have you, have you and your clan been gone?

871
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:45,840
Well, don't really know.

872
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:47,199
Abandoned as a baby.

873
00:39:47,199 --> 00:39:52,400
Brought up by, in a, in a, in a new to me family, so.

874
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,920
So some time ago.

875
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,400
So some time ago, at least as long as I've been alive,

876
00:39:58,400 --> 00:39:59,680
which is about 20 years.

877
00:40:00,639 --> 00:40:04,720
Jarod Tamar here was a stronghold for Dragonborns

878
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:06,160
and still continues to be.

879
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:13,519
It, at a point, became distrustful of anyone

880
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:19,200
who was not Dragonborn and even those who were Dragonborn

881
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:24,320
and pledged their oath to Bahamut or Tiamat were

882
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,280
not seen as, um.

883
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,200
Tresswezzy?

884
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:31,920
Yeah.

885
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,480
Civil War broke out between those who sought

886
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,520
those religious figures and those who did not

887
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:44,240
and, well, the establishment collapsed in on itself

888
00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:48,400
and the capital, well, it was under siege from inside and out.

889
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:53,760
Of people trying to choose what's right.

890
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:55,540
Oh.

891
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:58,640
Oh, should I be being more circumspect about the fact

892
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:00,480
that I'm here to swear an oath to Bahamut?

893
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,680
Because I thought that would just be like really great and cool.

894
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:09,760
No, there are few who still hold right that the gods have no place,

895
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:13,040
but it is not as widely received.

896
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,280
And you are welcome here as you are.

897
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,960
The dust has long settled and for the most part

898
00:41:19,039 --> 00:41:21,360
the capital is peaceful.

899
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:22,639
Can't you hear the music?

900
00:41:22,639 --> 00:41:24,880
Yes, it seems like a great medley.

901
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,960
Oh, imagine dragons.

902
00:41:31,519 --> 00:41:33,760
So good, so good.

903
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:37,519
Sorry, this story tends to drag on.

904
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,599
But the Civil War of time passed.

905
00:41:44,319 --> 00:41:50,400
I, you were obviously one of the exiled groups prior to this happening,

906
00:41:51,679 --> 00:41:54,079
but I will, I will lead you.

907
00:41:54,079 --> 00:41:58,639
I will escort you to your oath and hopefully you will find your answers there.

908
00:41:59,599 --> 00:42:00,880
Who did you oath upon?

909
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:04,000
I have not, I have not pledged an oath.

910
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,440
Oh, so you're just, these are legit just comfy ropes.

911
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:08,319
Yeah, yes.

912
00:42:08,319 --> 00:42:08,880
All right.

913
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:12,719
I'm very sorry that we kind of narrowed in on you like old guy in ropes.

914
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:19,200
Well, not many religious figures wear these sleek sexy red robes.

915
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:19,840
You know what?

916
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:23,040
They hug in a lot of special places.

917
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,000
Thank you for noticing.

918
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,160
I am waist level.

919
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:31,280
Yep, we cut back to dense.

920
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:35,280
I was just going to say he's got to be on a 15 by now, right?

921
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:41,200
Mia walks over, taps you on the shoulder, says okay, you've been great.

922
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:42,320
I don't know who sent you.

923
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,640
I don't know where you came from, but you're amazing.

924
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:55,680
Well, I came, I came from over there and then I came over here

925
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,440
and I went to work because work need to be done.

926
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:00,400
Yeah, but who sent you?

927
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:08,800
The people, my friends, my friends, they brought me.

928
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:10,880
They didn't send me.

929
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,960
I sent myself.

930
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:14,559
So like main office didn't send you?

931
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:21,119
I mean, there is a main office maybe, but I haven't been there yet.

932
00:43:21,119 --> 00:43:21,680
Okay.

933
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,840
Maybe should I go there after this?

934
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,320
Well, actually, I was thinking maybe I'll go.

935
00:43:27,039 --> 00:43:30,640
So I'm a bard in my off time.

936
00:43:31,599 --> 00:43:35,280
So I'm hoping that I can get off of work early enough

937
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:41,120
so that I can go to perform at the out of the way.

938
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:44,640
The out of the way.

939
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:48,960
Oh, you're talking about the party club where all the kids hang out.

940
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,120
That's what I was told.

941
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,040
I was told that I could go and perform there.

942
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:54,160
Do you know anyone there?

943
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:57,600
Well, my son goes and hangs out there.

944
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:03,680
Well, maybe he can give me a spot on stage.

945
00:44:03,679 --> 00:44:05,759
I, you know what?

946
00:44:05,759 --> 00:44:08,879
Ask for Charney Turd.

947
00:44:11,599 --> 00:44:12,319
Charney Turd.

948
00:44:13,679 --> 00:44:15,119
Excuse me, what?

949
00:44:15,119 --> 00:44:15,919
Tell me what?

950
00:44:15,919 --> 00:44:16,639
Show me.

951
00:44:16,639 --> 00:44:17,599
Charney Turd.

952
00:44:17,599 --> 00:44:18,960
Why on earth?

953
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,399
That's my name I wrote down.

954
00:44:23,119 --> 00:44:24,879
Did you stroke out midway?

955
00:44:24,879 --> 00:44:26,799
No, it's right there.

956
00:44:27,919 --> 00:44:28,399
Charney Turd.

957
00:44:28,399 --> 00:44:29,039
Charney Turd.

958
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:32,960
That's a great name.

959
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:33,519
Well, thank you.

960
00:44:33,519 --> 00:44:33,920
Thank you.

961
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:35,360
Yes, yeah, go.

962
00:44:39,679 --> 00:44:41,840
Do you plan on continuing to work here?

963
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:47,039
Well, I mean, if you're busy, then yeah, I'll come back to work.

964
00:44:47,039 --> 00:44:54,159
But, you know, if the day is over, I'll take my pay now.

965
00:44:56,639 --> 00:44:58,400
I need to stop you for a second.

966
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:04,480
I fucking respect the fact that he walked in out of nowhere.

967
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:05,840
Was like, I work here.

968
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:08,000
And then it was like, yo, can I blow off early?

969
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:17,200
Every bit of that is absolutely perfect.

970
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,760
Oh my god, I'm crying.

971
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,680
Make a persuasion roll.

972
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:26,160
I think we're going to need a luck of the die to see what happens next.

973
00:45:26,799 --> 00:45:28,399
That is fantastic.

974
00:45:29,119 --> 00:45:31,119
I've known this person on so many levels.

975
00:45:31,679 --> 00:45:32,319
15.

976
00:45:33,359 --> 00:45:34,879
Oh, okay.

977
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:40,319
Well, I mean, if you intend to come back, she hands you a form.

978
00:45:42,159 --> 00:45:43,039
You fill this out.

979
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:45,759
I don't know your schedule.

980
00:45:45,759 --> 00:45:47,440
You seem aloof.

981
00:45:48,559 --> 00:45:52,079
She puts down a copper and a silver and says,

982
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:56,639
This should cover clearing that mess.

983
00:45:57,519 --> 00:46:00,880
Fill out the paperwork and then go to your gig and then come back.

984
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:06,319
And I'll have contacted the main office and see if they sent you.

985
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:16,719
But you think I've got a feet.

986
00:46:17,759 --> 00:46:19,039
You said I'm a hoof?

987
00:46:19,759 --> 00:46:21,119
No, I've got feet.

988
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:23,440
Yes, you do.

989
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:24,799
Right.

990
00:46:24,799 --> 00:46:26,239
But so I'm not a hoof.

991
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:26,480
Okay.

992
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:26,960
Okay.

993
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:30,159
Yeah, aloof, aloof.

994
00:46:31,039 --> 00:46:31,679
A loaf?

995
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:34,400
I think that's what you mean, a loaf.

996
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:34,559
Yeah.

997
00:46:34,559 --> 00:46:35,759
Not that either.

998
00:46:35,759 --> 00:46:36,079
Sorry.

999
00:46:36,079 --> 00:46:37,360
But I could use a loaf.

1000
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,199
What would you like to be referred to as?

1001
00:46:40,559 --> 00:46:43,199
Oh, I'm dense.

1002
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,079
Nice to meet you, dense Mia.

1003
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,000
Fill out this paperwork, dense.

1004
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,880
And we'll talk about future employment.

1005
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:58,159
I think this will cover any incidentals between here and there though.

1006
00:46:58,880 --> 00:46:59,440
Oh, okay.

1007
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:04,800
Yes, I can do this.

1008
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,440
I'll bring the form back.

1009
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:08,400
Okay, perfect.

1010
00:47:10,079 --> 00:47:12,320
So I'm going to go find shiny turd now.

1011
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:13,679
Perfect.

1012
00:47:14,559 --> 00:47:16,400
Do a lot of people yell,

1013
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,840
there's no time, and dense, alive?

1014
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:24,480
I'm just wondering.

1015
00:47:25,119 --> 00:47:25,440
Yes.

1016
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:26,960
Okay.

1017
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:27,440
I love it.

1018
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:30,240
Dense walks off with his paper and his copper and silver.

1019
00:47:33,119 --> 00:47:33,680
Yes.

1020
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:34,400
Oh, wait a minute.

1021
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:38,559
Before he goes, he'll say to Mia,

1022
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:43,840
So my friends that brought me, they didn't send me, but they brought me.

1023
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:44,079
Okay.

1024
00:47:46,639 --> 00:47:49,599
They went to one of them, Glim.

1025
00:47:49,599 --> 00:47:50,800
She was the dragonborn.

1026
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:51,440
You saw her.

1027
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:56,720
She went to go see Bahamut.

1028
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:04,800
Like to actually see Bahamut or to go to the church of Bahamut?

1029
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:05,840
He's doing an appearance.

1030
00:48:07,519 --> 00:48:13,440
No, I think she went to go see Bahamut and tell him how much she loved him.

1031
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:14,960
You see her look to her feet.

1032
00:48:16,559 --> 00:48:18,000
And just think for a moment.

1033
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:21,920
And then she yells, there's no time!

1034
00:48:22,559 --> 00:48:22,800
Go!

1035
00:48:25,599 --> 00:48:26,639
It's trying to piece it together.

1036
00:48:26,639 --> 00:48:28,960
Be like, look, your friends probably went upstairs.

1037
00:48:30,559 --> 00:48:31,840
Another level up.

1038
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,119
There's a church up there.

1039
00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:35,599
Bahamut, I don't know if Bahamut's coming today.

1040
00:48:35,599 --> 00:48:37,039
I didn't get the memo.

1041
00:48:39,119 --> 00:48:42,639
Bring the paperwork back once you've talked to my son, shiny turd.

1042
00:48:42,639 --> 00:48:47,279
See if you can get a gig there.

1043
00:48:47,279 --> 00:48:49,519
If not, we can find something here for you.

1044
00:48:49,519 --> 00:48:51,119
Maybe we'll move you off of cash.

1045
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:58,319
Okay, well, I mean, all of that stuff sounds great.

1046
00:48:59,679 --> 00:49:00,719
I'll look forward to it.

1047
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:01,279
Okay.

1048
00:49:01,279 --> 00:49:02,000
Thank you.

1049
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:02,559
See you later.

1050
00:49:02,559 --> 00:49:03,519
Thank you, Denz.

1051
00:49:03,519 --> 00:49:04,400
See you later, Mia.

1052
00:49:05,039 --> 00:49:06,159
Oh my god!

1053
00:49:07,199 --> 00:49:08,480
Which direction does Denz go?

1054
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:09,599
Does Denz follow the music?

1055
00:49:10,559 --> 00:49:15,759
Denz is going to find Bahamut and his friends.

1056
00:49:15,759 --> 00:49:17,519
Okay, and he takes context clues well.

1057
00:49:17,519 --> 00:49:20,559
He goes upstairs rather than downstairs.

1058
00:49:20,559 --> 00:49:22,000
I don't know what else he could have done.

1059
00:49:23,519 --> 00:49:24,319
You tell us.

1060
00:49:27,199 --> 00:49:31,360
Can there please be someone in a Bahamut mascot suit

1061
00:49:32,559 --> 00:49:37,519
making an appearance at the Citadel that day?

1062
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:42,800
Roll history, roll history for me,

1063
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,519
and then that will help determine where you make it to.

1064
00:49:45,519 --> 00:49:46,559
Oh my god.

1065
00:49:46,559 --> 00:49:48,000
Oh boy, four.

1066
00:49:49,679 --> 00:49:51,360
Come back to Denz momentarily.

1067
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,159
Denz is on his own adventure.

1068
00:49:55,119 --> 00:49:57,759
Forak leads Glim, Moot, and Sully.

1069
00:49:57,759 --> 00:49:59,679
You wouldn't have been able to bring Rolf up,

1070
00:49:59,679 --> 00:50:02,320
but there would have been a stable at some point along the way

1071
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:03,599
that you would have been able to leave him.

1072
00:50:04,559 --> 00:50:08,319
But leads Glim, Moot, and Sully up to the second floor

1073
00:50:08,319 --> 00:50:12,079
and down a series of what seem like,

1074
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:17,599
to your definition, alleyways within this structure.

1075
00:50:18,159 --> 00:50:22,880
And he brushes his hand along the wall

1076
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:26,639
and some dust flakes off at an entrance.

1077
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:31,360
And Glim, you immediately see it as the dust flakes away.

1078
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:35,120
There is a carving of the symbol of Bahamut,

1079
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:39,200
the white dragon's head in the stone.

1080
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,680
This is the Citadel you speak of.

1081
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:46,640
Thank you so much.

1082
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:50,800
And we'll definitely check out that robe lady later,

1083
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:51,360
right guys?

1084
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:53,280
Oh yeah, 100%.

1085
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:55,519
Again, you look amazing.

1086
00:50:55,519 --> 00:50:56,480
Thank you, thank you.

1087
00:50:56,480 --> 00:51:00,480
I hope you find what you're looking for in here.

1088
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:02,960
Great, I think we're going to go to the Out of the Way later.

1089
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,840
If you wanted to meet up, I'd be happy to buy you a meat or...

1090
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,559
The Out of the Way?

1091
00:51:08,559 --> 00:51:10,639
Yeah, my friend's a bard and he's gonna...

1092
00:51:10,639 --> 00:51:12,960
Oh, oh, oh, the party club.

1093
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:16,480
Yeah, if you want to come to the party club with us later.

1094
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:17,760
Great, sure.

1095
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:19,840
Do you have like separate party robes

1096
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:21,599
or is it the same robe situation?

1097
00:51:21,599 --> 00:51:23,760
Gonna have to wait to find out there, good friend.

1098
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:25,760
Okay.

1099
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:26,800
Forek walks off.

1100
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:29,039
The three of you are standing outside the Citadel.

1101
00:51:29,119 --> 00:51:34,000
I'm gonna take a deep breath and I'm gonna open the door.

1102
00:51:35,519 --> 00:51:39,119
Assuming it's like a church that you can just walk into,

1103
00:51:39,119 --> 00:51:40,719
not like someone's private residence

1104
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:42,320
that I've just wandered into.

1105
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,239
Again, all of that doesn't live here.

1106
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:48,400
So I'm gonna open the door.

1107
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:51,679
I feel like Moot and Sully kind of just like flank her,

1108
00:51:51,679 --> 00:51:54,079
like giving some respectful space,

1109
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,119
but also like we're here for you,

1110
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,759
trying to strike that bAlydince.

1111
00:51:59,759 --> 00:52:00,259
Sure.

1112
00:52:01,279 --> 00:52:05,359
Okay, you walk in, Glim, and you see this first.

1113
00:52:05,359 --> 00:52:06,799
It's a modest dwelling.

1114
00:52:08,079 --> 00:52:14,960
There are pews, they're old, worn wood, kind of too deep in this.

1115
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,759
What looks like from the size

1116
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:24,639
could be no bigger than a large storage closet.

1117
00:52:24,639 --> 00:52:29,920
There is a chair up at the front.

1118
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,480
It's a handmade wooden chair.

1119
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:36,960
There are a few candles lit along the back wall.

1120
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:43,279
And there is a male dragonborn kind of dusting off some shelves.

1121
00:52:44,319 --> 00:52:48,000
He looks back to you as you walk in and continues dusting.

1122
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:51,920
He says, sorry, no service right now.

1123
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:52,480
Can I help you?

1124
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,240
No service right now.

1125
00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:55,199
Can I help you with something?

1126
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:56,880
Oh, I hope so.

1127
00:52:57,679 --> 00:52:58,719
My name's Glim.

1128
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:01,679
Well, Nurikshah's a hackra, but everybody calls me Glim.

1129
00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:05,679
And I need to swear an oath to Bahamut so that I can save the world.

1130
00:53:06,639 --> 00:53:11,599
So do you think I could do that here or we've traveled a pretty long way?

1131
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:18,800
As soon as you say your name, you notice him stop dusting.

1132
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:31,039
And his body language from behind, even like there's like this deep breath in

1133
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:36,320
and like sigh of what you could presume as relief.

1134
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:41,360
And he turns around to you and you see his eyes are like glassy.

1135
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:45,600
He says, you said Nurikshah's hackra.

1136
00:53:46,159 --> 00:53:48,319
Yeah, but everybody calls me Glim.

1137
00:53:48,319 --> 00:53:49,519
You can call me Glim.

1138
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:52,239
Glim, it's a pleasure.

1139
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:53,440
Pleasure to meet you.

1140
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:54,799
Please, please come in.

1141
00:53:54,799 --> 00:54:00,480
And he dusts off one of the chairs before you and just please be seated.

1142
00:54:01,199 --> 00:54:02,239
Your friends as well.

1143
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:02,719
Thanks.

1144
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:05,039
These are my friends, Mood and Sully.

1145
00:54:05,039 --> 00:54:06,719
Oh yeah, but we're like barely here.

1146
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:08,319
We're just here for support.

1147
00:54:08,319 --> 00:54:09,440
We're just, yeah.

1148
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:11,440
Yeah, we'll just blend into the background.

1149
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:12,239
Oh, don't say that.

1150
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:14,639
They're part of my destiny to save the world.

1151
00:54:15,519 --> 00:54:18,239
So Mood, as you say, blend into the background.

1152
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:20,799
You look around and like there is no background.

1153
00:54:20,799 --> 00:54:22,960
There's like four chairs, essentially.

1154
00:54:25,359 --> 00:54:28,239
You step as far away as you can, but it's still not that far.

1155
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:30,400
You're still within like five to 10 feet tops.

1156
00:54:31,039 --> 00:54:31,759
Neat.

1157
00:54:31,759 --> 00:54:32,159
All right.

1158
00:54:35,119 --> 00:54:40,799
It was told that you would come, but we didn't know when or how or where.

1159
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:46,000
What do you mean it was told I would come?

1160
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:54,000
Me personally, or just like a mysterious, cool dragonborn

1161
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,800
would arrive with two super cool friends?

1162
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:02,960
He goes and he opens his book and turns and shows it to you.

1163
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:07,360
On the date that it is, he turns to and says,

1164
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:11,280
Neurixious Akra will pledge her oath.

1165
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:13,680
Wow.

1166
00:55:14,240 --> 00:55:15,599
Did Bahama tell you that?

1167
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:18,720
It's been in the book for ages.

1168
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:22,320
Huh.

1169
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:24,880
I mean, I'm glad to see that.

1170
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,280
We really have traveled a very long way.

1171
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:30,640
And I've been telling everybody I have a destiny to save the world.

1172
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:34,480
And this seems like some good proof, right, guys?

1173
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,960
Well, I mean, I was told before, but I mean, it's in a book.

1174
00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:41,039
I already believed you.

1175
00:55:41,039 --> 00:55:43,679
I picture Moot and Sully who said they're going to blend into the background,

1176
00:55:43,679 --> 00:55:46,400
like peeking up and around trying to look at the book.

1177
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:48,400
We're for sure like three inches away.

1178
00:55:49,039 --> 00:55:56,000
Well, I mean, I have a million questions, but I guess I should just wear the oath first,

1179
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:56,240
right?

1180
00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:58,320
And then maybe we'll stay here for a couple of days, guys,

1181
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:00,240
and we can ask all these questions.

1182
00:56:00,240 --> 00:56:02,400
And I'm sorry, I haven't even asked your name yet.

1183
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:04,240
No, no, of course.

1184
00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:05,760
My name is Akif.

1185
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:08,800
It is my pleasure.

1186
00:56:09,599 --> 00:56:09,920
Glim.

1187
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:12,400
It's so nice to meet you.

1188
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:17,760
So I haven't actually really sworn a lot of oaths before.

1189
00:56:18,720 --> 00:56:26,480
So I have this and I pull out that piece of leather that like is that tooled piece

1190
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:28,480
of leather that has Bahamut symbol on it.

1191
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:29,360
That's my symbol.

1192
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:36,079
And this is sort of how I like really talk with Bahamut is using this.

1193
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:41,440
So should I use that or is there a special ritual?

1194
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:50,640
It has been such a long time since anyone has been here to do what you intend to do.

1195
00:56:52,079 --> 00:56:59,039
He looks down at the book and says there's nothing in this book that says what comes

1196
00:56:59,119 --> 00:56:59,519
next.

1197
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:08,880
OK, well, I guess I'll just do what feels right, right?

1198
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:11,920
If it feels good, do it.

1199
00:57:12,559 --> 00:57:13,679
But even if you should.

1200
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:22,239
Is there, I know you said there was like pews, but is there like an altar kind of area?

1201
00:57:22,239 --> 00:57:27,519
Where there would be an altar, there is a single chair facing back to the pews.

1202
00:57:27,519 --> 00:57:31,039
Oh, OK.

1203
00:57:31,039 --> 00:57:38,400
Akif goes and lays the book on a ledge behind the chair, lights a few more candles.

1204
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:42,880
Your friends best join me.

1205
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:45,759
Oh, yeah, for sure.

1206
00:57:45,759 --> 00:57:47,360
You have some privacy while you're doing this.

1207
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:50,559
Maybe they should find dense, because I feel like even though he's been with us

1208
00:57:50,559 --> 00:57:53,759
for such a short time, he probably wants to be involved with this.

1209
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:58,320
Also, a quick question from Amy, is she sitting like backwards on the chair

1210
00:57:58,320 --> 00:57:59,840
looking forwards at the book?

1211
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:01,360
Because that's a visual I got.

1212
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:04,880
The chair is facing the pews, but he put the book behind the chair.

1213
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:08,000
She's like, well, she didn't sit in the chair yet.

1214
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:10,400
Is she going to do a backwards style?

1215
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:11,200
Are you going to do a backwards style?

1216
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:13,840
So the chair he brushed off was one of the pews, right?

1217
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:16,800
No, you said that where an altar would be, there's a chair.

1218
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:21,360
And he said the book behind the chair, but the chair was looking out the pews.

1219
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:24,640
If you were to sit backwards in the chair and read the book, yes.

1220
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:25,120
You know what?

1221
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:27,200
I hear Bahamut's a really cool guy.

1222
00:58:31,599 --> 00:58:32,079
Sorry.

1223
00:58:32,079 --> 00:58:33,519
Yeah, I guess we exit.

1224
00:58:33,519 --> 00:58:35,280
Ekif ushers.

1225
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:36,240
He's a really cool guy.

1226
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,599
Turns his hat backwards.

1227
00:58:40,559 --> 00:58:45,440
Ekif leads the two of you out, Moot and Sully, and looks back to you, Glim,

1228
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:48,640
and says, I'm sorry, I can't be of more assistance.

1229
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:54,960
I will be just outside if you need anything, though.

1230
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:56,559
Okay, thank you.

1231
00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:00,000
He pulls the door closed.

1232
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:12,480
It's the middle time now.

1233
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:15,760
We're here and we're going to have some fun talking about stuff.

1234
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:17,519
Like, I think we're Cheez Whiz today.

1235
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:21,120
I don't understand the words you just said.

1236
00:59:21,119 --> 00:59:25,519
Yeah, I'm also studying silence.

1237
00:59:25,519 --> 00:59:26,159
No, I'm sorry.

1238
00:59:26,159 --> 00:59:26,880
I understood.

1239
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:29,920
I understood.

1240
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:32,400
I think we're blank today.

1241
00:59:33,519 --> 00:59:34,480
Yeah, Cheez Whiz.

1242
00:59:37,039 --> 00:59:39,199
I heard all the words and I still don't understand.

1243
00:59:40,319 --> 00:59:41,359
Okay, so.

1244
00:59:41,359 --> 00:59:43,119
Because that goes in the middle of a sandwich.

1245
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:44,960
Sandwich, yes.

1246
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:47,440
I was going to say, please, not if you were poor enough growing up,

1247
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:48,719
you just had Cheez Whiz sandwiches.

1248
00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:51,600
Cheez Whiz was like when we had like,

1249
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:54,960
my mom got some money and we bought some Cheez Whiz,

1250
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:57,200
that was like a treat.

1251
00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:58,880
I didn't get that kind of thing.

1252
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:00,800
You have the name brand stuff, you betcha.

1253
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:02,960
So I'm just feeling like where the Cheez Whiz is today.

1254
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:05,680
Welcome to the middle.

1255
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:08,480
Welcome to the cheese whizzy middle.

1256
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:11,440
Thank you for being here with us.

1257
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:15,280
We love having you here on this adventure that we are riding on.

1258
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:18,640
We want to let you know that we have some great things going on

1259
01:00:18,639 --> 01:00:21,839
over on our website, which we don't normally talk about all that much.

1260
01:00:21,839 --> 01:00:23,119
DumbDragons.com.

1261
01:00:23,839 --> 01:00:25,679
Yeah, we have a whole website over there.

1262
01:00:25,679 --> 01:00:28,960
Yeah, which I'm, you'll find there's some coming soon things on there.

1263
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:30,159
Don't worry about that, it's coming.

1264
01:00:30,159 --> 01:00:31,119
Just ignore that part.

1265
01:00:31,119 --> 01:00:32,159
Soon, so soon.

1266
01:00:32,719 --> 01:00:34,559
But one thing we want you to take a look at,

1267
01:00:35,119 --> 01:00:37,839
because people have been raving about it,

1268
01:00:37,839 --> 01:00:40,400
is our support us tab,

1269
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:44,960
because we have T public and red bubble stores

1270
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:46,400
where you can buy tapestries.

1271
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:51,440
Yes, this people have tapestries that are being actually been raving about this.

1272
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:54,559
Nobody has been raving about the support tab on our website,

1273
01:00:54,559 --> 01:00:58,480
but what he really meant was we have these shops where you can buy fun stuff.

1274
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,960
So like T-shirts and hoodies, et cetera,

1275
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:04,639
but like phone cases and tapestries.

1276
01:01:04,639 --> 01:01:07,119
So if you want masks as well, yeah,

1277
01:01:07,119 --> 01:01:11,200
like a big Flamikinskins tapestry to grace,

1278
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:13,680
what I assume would be your very formal dining room.

1279
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:15,440
You can do that.

1280
01:01:15,519 --> 01:01:17,920
Or bedroom, right above the bed.

1281
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:19,119
I hope that's where it's going.

1282
01:01:19,119 --> 01:01:21,440
One of our patrons, we were on a call with them

1283
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:24,720
and they were like, hey, Russ, I'm on your store.

1284
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:28,079
And I noticed I can't buy this tapestry of a Flamikinskins.

1285
01:01:28,079 --> 01:01:30,880
And I was like, I probably didn't check it because I was like,

1286
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:34,639
that's not a thing anybody ever wants to do.

1287
01:01:34,639 --> 01:01:36,000
Check it and I will buy it.

1288
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,200
And I said, okay.

1289
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:38,559
And they did.

1290
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:40,639
And now we need pictures.

1291
01:01:40,639 --> 01:01:43,119
I was just going to say pictures of that would be wonderful.

1292
01:01:43,119 --> 01:01:43,599
We need pictures.

1293
01:01:43,599 --> 01:01:46,639
If you have any T-shirts, we'd love to see a picture of that.

1294
01:01:46,639 --> 01:01:47,440
Oh sure, yeah.

1295
01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:49,279
Send them to us.

1296
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,759
You can send them to us on Twitter or Facebook

1297
01:01:51,759 --> 01:01:52,960
or join us in our Discord.

1298
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:54,799
All the links are in the description always.

1299
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:57,679
So we'd love to see all that.

1300
01:01:57,679 --> 01:01:59,119
But yeah, dumbdragons.com.

1301
01:02:00,159 --> 01:02:03,920
Take you right to our stores through that drop down

1302
01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:06,159
from the support us that everybody's raving about.

1303
01:02:06,159 --> 01:02:07,679
I don't know if I told you about that.

1304
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:12,159
Just website organization I think is what I was trying to get at.

1305
01:02:12,159 --> 01:02:15,039
It's just everybody raves about how well our website is

1306
01:02:16,079 --> 01:02:18,639
organized and that they know about the website at all.

1307
01:02:18,639 --> 01:02:20,399
And that they know about the website at all.

1308
01:02:20,399 --> 01:02:21,039
But it's there.

1309
01:02:21,839 --> 01:02:23,199
And we'd love for you to check it out.

1310
01:02:23,199 --> 01:02:24,079
That's all I got.

1311
01:02:24,079 --> 01:02:24,579
Okay.

1312
01:02:25,679 --> 01:02:27,839
We're going to go let you get back to this episode now.

1313
01:02:31,039 --> 01:02:33,920
You're standing alone in this room.

1314
01:02:35,759 --> 01:02:38,399
There are a dozen candles lit around.

1315
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:46,240
You look up and it is at first a stone ceiling.

1316
01:02:48,559 --> 01:02:51,599
You look back down into the candles and then you hear

1317
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:53,920
the sound of birds chirping.

1318
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:59,039
Same sound that you heard when you were

1319
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:02,880
taken to the Church of Bahamut by your mama.

1320
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:10,400
You look back up and you see a clear blue sky.

1321
01:03:11,599 --> 01:03:14,559
Canaries flying above.

1322
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:19,119
Is the room as it was?

1323
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:23,200
Just the sky is now the outdoors?

1324
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,559
Yeah, the room itself hasn't changed.

1325
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:30,160
It does appear that there's more light in the room

1326
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:32,559
with the appearance of the ceiling changing.

1327
01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:33,860
Okay.

1328
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:36,320
But nothing physical has changed about the room.

1329
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:40,559
Then I will sit in the chair backwards.

1330
01:03:40,559 --> 01:03:41,360
Great suggestion.

1331
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:45,280
And I'm going to sort of hold that piece of leather

1332
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:46,960
in front of me, that tooled piece of leather.

1333
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:52,640
And say, hey Bahamut, it's me, Glim.

1334
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:56,400
I don't really know what I'm supposed to do,

1335
01:03:56,400 --> 01:04:00,480
but I do want to tell you that I love you

1336
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:03,679
and I want to serve you and I'm totally prepared

1337
01:04:03,679 --> 01:04:05,360
to do whatever it takes to save the world.

1338
01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:12,000
So I swear this oath to you that I will give

1339
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:16,079
everything I have, even my life, to serve you.

1340
01:04:19,119 --> 01:04:20,240
A moment goes by.

1341
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:24,320
What are you looking at or are you looking at anything?

1342
01:04:25,039 --> 01:04:27,599
I think I'm sort of focusing, like holding that,

1343
01:04:28,559 --> 01:04:32,719
that like my holy symbol and sort of focusing my energy

1344
01:04:32,719 --> 01:04:36,960
into that because that's how I sort of do my day-to-day

1345
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:38,400
chatting with Bahamut.

1346
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:39,920
So that's how I feel close to him.

1347
01:04:41,679 --> 01:04:44,000
The symbol you hold in your hands begins to,

1348
01:04:46,319 --> 01:04:48,639
you feel a warmth coming from it.

1349
01:04:50,639 --> 01:04:53,599
You look up into it and there's a glow,

1350
01:04:54,719 --> 01:04:56,880
a white glow to it.

1351
01:04:58,159 --> 01:05:01,039
You look, you catch your eye on the book

1352
01:05:01,679 --> 01:05:05,440
that Ekif laid on the shelf in front of you.

1353
01:05:06,719 --> 01:05:09,199
You see that where the date was written

1354
01:05:10,239 --> 01:05:12,559
and there was a bit of a gap in the page,

1355
01:05:12,559 --> 01:05:15,759
you see the page begin to glow again

1356
01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:19,119
and writing begin to appear.

1357
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:25,839
Okay, well I'm going to get up and read that.

1358
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:32,480
You feel a breeze brush across your scales.

1359
01:05:35,039 --> 01:05:37,840
Your clothing begin to move with it

1360
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:40,400
and you look down at the book

1361
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:48,559
and you see coming into view almost as if being written before you

1362
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:49,840
and it says,

1363
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:53,200
protect your friends,

1364
01:05:56,160 --> 01:06:01,760
protect your people and save this realm.

1365
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:09,760
The light on the book begins to fade.

1366
01:06:10,559 --> 01:06:13,440
The ink begins to dry.

1367
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,559
You look up and you see the blue sky gone

1368
01:06:18,559 --> 01:06:22,480
but you still hear the chirping of the birds throughout the chamber.

1369
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:27,440
The light begins to settle back into the candles

1370
01:06:28,079 --> 01:06:32,400
and then you feel a warmth rush through your symbol

1371
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:33,519
and through your body.

1372
01:06:36,079 --> 01:06:37,920
You feel at ease.

1373
01:06:39,759 --> 01:06:41,360
As the room returns to normal,

1374
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:43,519
Glim says,

1375
01:06:44,239 --> 01:06:47,440
Guys, I think I'm done.

1376
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:48,400
You can come back in.

1377
01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:50,159
And I kind of walk over towards the door

1378
01:06:50,159 --> 01:06:52,960
and I'm going to open the door to let them back in.

1379
01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:55,599
I think we for sure fall into it

1380
01:06:55,599 --> 01:06:57,679
because I feel like maybe Moot and Sully

1381
01:06:57,679 --> 01:07:00,400
were definitely pressed up against that door

1382
01:07:01,119 --> 01:07:03,440
just like trying to listen.

1383
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:05,920
Number one to make sure that Glim is okay

1384
01:07:06,719 --> 01:07:09,599
and number two though like if Bahamut was speaking,

1385
01:07:09,599 --> 01:07:11,440
we totally wanted to hear it.

1386
01:07:12,159 --> 01:07:12,659
There.

1387
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:16,079
You go to exit

1388
01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:19,760
and Moot and Sully are waiting there for you.

1389
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:22,960
Ekif is standing off a respectable distance

1390
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:24,480
and Glim you look back in

1391
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:27,440
and you see for a moment

1392
01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:30,800
like the blue light that you saw before

1393
01:07:31,679 --> 01:07:32,400
and you look up

1394
01:07:33,039 --> 01:07:37,760
and you see a long silvery dragon

1395
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:40,559
cross above in the sky

1396
01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:44,639
before the sky begins to fade again.

1397
01:07:49,039 --> 01:07:52,880
Sully looks up to where Glim's gaze is going

1398
01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:53,519
and says,

1399
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,079
What are you looking at?

1400
01:07:56,800 --> 01:08:01,119
Oh, yeah, never mind.

1401
01:08:01,119 --> 01:08:02,400
I probably didn't see anything

1402
01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:04,880
but I know I definitely saw something.

1403
01:08:05,519 --> 01:08:06,559
Sully wouldn't understand.

1404
01:08:08,159 --> 01:08:09,440
The three of you walk out

1405
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:11,760
and Ekif bids you farewell

1406
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:12,720
at least for the moment.

1407
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:14,559
You head back out

1408
01:08:15,679 --> 01:08:17,600
down the hallway which you came

1409
01:08:18,480 --> 01:08:20,720
and you see Dents standing there

1410
01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:25,520
with a large silver dragonborn

1411
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:28,239
who's got a big sign.

1412
01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:32,000
Looks like they were spinning it

1413
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,239
and it says big sails this way.

1414
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:38,319
This guy works for the rogue people, doesn't he?

1415
01:08:39,440 --> 01:08:45,040
Hey, guys, I found Bahamut.

1416
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:46,880
How did I find him before you guys?

1417
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,480
I worked and I still found him first.

1418
01:08:50,480 --> 01:08:51,600
Where did you guys go?

1419
01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:54,240
Oh, we were just over at the...

1420
01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:56,400
Yeah, this is Bahamut.

1421
01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:57,040
You found him.

1422
01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:58,640
Yeah, I did.

1423
01:09:01,440 --> 01:09:02,640
I asked people,

1424
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:04,880
I asked them where Bahamut was

1425
01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:06,800
and they pointed this way

1426
01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:08,080
and here he is.

1427
01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:08,880
Amazing.

1428
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:10,800
The kindness of strangers, am I right?

1429
01:09:12,239 --> 01:09:17,279
Yeah, so Dents looks at the guy with the sign

1430
01:09:17,279 --> 01:09:18,319
and he says,

1431
01:09:19,119 --> 01:09:21,119
my friend over there, the dragonborn,

1432
01:09:22,239 --> 01:09:25,600
I think she thinks you're kind of cute.

1433
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:29,359
The dragonborn who was previously very confused

1434
01:09:29,359 --> 01:09:30,880
looks back at Glim and says,

1435
01:09:32,319 --> 01:09:32,720
really?

1436
01:09:33,279 --> 01:09:34,800
You know, a bunch of us are gonna

1437
01:09:35,440 --> 01:09:38,159
are all gonna head over to out of the way.

1438
01:09:39,039 --> 01:09:40,079
We're celebrating.

1439
01:09:40,079 --> 01:09:41,039
The party club?

1440
01:09:41,039 --> 01:09:42,079
Oh, the party club, yeah.

1441
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:43,279
The party club.

1442
01:09:43,279 --> 01:09:45,039
My friend Dents, he's a bard

1443
01:09:45,039 --> 01:09:46,480
so he's gonna maybe perform

1444
01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:48,239
and I've had a pretty big day so far

1445
01:09:48,239 --> 01:09:49,920
so I think we have a lot to celebrate.

1446
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:53,119
But, I mean, you could come if you want

1447
01:09:53,119 --> 01:09:53,760
when you get off,

1448
01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:57,279
when you're done doing whatever this...

1449
01:09:57,279 --> 01:09:57,760
Sure, yeah.

1450
01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:00,720
I'm spinning signs till six here.

1451
01:10:01,119 --> 01:10:01,520
Okay.

1452
01:10:02,480 --> 01:10:04,880
Is it just a sign that just says Bahamut

1453
01:10:04,880 --> 01:10:06,480
and there's an arrow on one end of it?

1454
01:10:07,200 --> 01:10:09,840
He's just spinning in all sorts of directions.

1455
01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:10,720
That's right.

1456
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:12,080
Because if that's the case,

1457
01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:14,960
Glim does think he's pretty cute.

1458
01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:18,560
Okay, you're heading to the party club?

1459
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:20,960
Yeah, we're heading to the party club.

1460
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:22,640
Dents needs to find shiny turd.

1461
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:22,880
Okay.

1462
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:26,400
You head back down to the main floor

1463
01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:27,840
where you primarily heard the music

1464
01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:29,520
kind of faded when you went upstairs

1465
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:31,360
but you walk around the main floor

1466
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:32,320
and it takes you a while

1467
01:10:32,320 --> 01:10:34,320
but you follow it and find it.

1468
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:36,320
It goes down a set of stairs

1469
01:10:36,319 --> 01:10:37,519
and there's a door

1470
01:10:37,519 --> 01:10:39,759
where you can hear music coming from behind it.

1471
01:10:40,479 --> 01:10:41,840
It looks like a steel door

1472
01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:43,759
with a slat in it.

1473
01:10:43,759 --> 01:10:46,719
Guys, I've seen things like this before.

1474
01:10:46,719 --> 01:10:49,359
There's going to be a password or something.

1475
01:10:49,359 --> 01:10:49,859
Okay.

1476
01:10:50,479 --> 01:10:52,319
Dents, you have more experience

1477
01:10:52,319 --> 01:10:53,359
so you probably know...

1478
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,759
Dents knocks on the door.

1479
01:10:55,759 --> 01:10:56,639
There's a moment

1480
01:10:56,639 --> 01:10:59,679
and then the slider clunks open.

1481
01:11:00,319 --> 01:11:02,479
There's a set of dragonborn eyes from behind

1482
01:11:02,479 --> 01:11:03,840
and there's a beat

1483
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:04,640
and then says...

1484
01:11:06,480 --> 01:11:08,239
What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

1485
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:11,680
Or something.

1486
01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:14,800
That's the password.

1487
01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:16,800
That's what Sully said.

1488
01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:17,760
Get out of the way.

1489
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:20,800
Just get out of the way.

1490
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:21,279
Okay.

1491
01:11:21,279 --> 01:11:22,400
The slider goes back

1492
01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:23,440
and the door opens

1493
01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:26,640
and there's a ruckus club inside.

1494
01:11:30,079 --> 01:11:31,199
I like that we've just given

1495
01:11:31,199 --> 01:11:32,159
the secret password

1496
01:11:32,159 --> 01:11:33,279
to literally everyone

1497
01:11:33,279 --> 01:11:34,399
we've talked to though, right?

1498
01:11:37,279 --> 01:11:38,239
Terrible with secrets.

1499
01:11:39,519 --> 01:11:41,039
So we get in

1500
01:11:41,039 --> 01:11:43,039
and so now

1501
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:47,680
Dents is now looking for

1502
01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:50,319
someone that works there.

1503
01:11:50,319 --> 01:11:52,399
You need to find the club manager, right?

1504
01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:53,599
Yeah, definitely.

1505
01:11:53,599 --> 01:11:56,399
You'd see two bartenders.

1506
01:11:56,399 --> 01:11:59,119
There's a couple servers walking around.

1507
01:11:59,119 --> 01:12:01,439
There's one male dragonborn

1508
01:12:01,440 --> 01:12:02,400
who looks like they're...

1509
01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:05,760
They're a little bit more off in the back.

1510
01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:06,800
Looks like they're kind of

1511
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:08,160
working some books or something.

1512
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:10,000
Dents sees this guy

1513
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:13,120
and he goes over to that dragonborn

1514
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:16,400
who is working the books or something

1515
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:16,880
and says...

1516
01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:22,400
Do you know shiny turd?

1517
01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:24,160
Who sent you?

1518
01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:25,520
Mia did.

1519
01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:26,720
A ma sent you?

1520
01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:29,600
Yes.

1521
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:30,960
I'm supposed to work tonight.

1522
01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:32,880
Who are you?

1523
01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:34,160
He looks down at his book.

1524
01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:37,120
I'm Dents.

1525
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:38,240
Dents?

1526
01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:40,160
You're supposed to work tonight?

1527
01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:40,640
I'm Dents.

1528
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:41,440
Tonight?

1529
01:12:41,440 --> 01:12:42,400
I'm the bard.

1530
01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:42,960
The bard?

1531
01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:44,800
I'm a bard.

1532
01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:46,080
Oh, we had a bard that canceled.

1533
01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:47,680
Are you the bard that canceled?

1534
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:48,180
No.

1535
01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:50,160
How could I cancel

1536
01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:51,920
if I'm supposed to work tonight?

1537
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:53,120
Well, maybe you're the fill-in.

1538
01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:55,680
What did you say?

1539
01:12:55,680 --> 01:12:56,180
Dents?

1540
01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:58,560
Dents.

1541
01:12:58,560 --> 01:12:59,680
Yeah, you're working tonight.

1542
01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:01,520
You're up in 15 minutes.

1543
01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:03,119
Oh, okay.

1544
01:13:03,840 --> 01:13:05,600
Let me get my material together.

1545
01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:08,480
Well, you better be ready.

1546
01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:10,000
There's a hot crowd here.

1547
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:11,360
We don't want to get them get cold

1548
01:13:13,039 --> 01:13:14,800
before the big guy goes on.

1549
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:16,240
Oh, okay.

1550
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:18,960
Well, who's the big guy?

1551
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:21,600
Maybe I can cater my material for that.

1552
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:24,240
You know Puff?

1553
01:13:25,039 --> 01:13:29,439
Fuck off.

1554
01:13:29,439 --> 01:13:32,159
He's a magic dragon.

1555
01:13:32,159 --> 01:13:32,800
Exactly.

1556
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:33,439
You know him.

1557
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:34,500
Yes.

1558
01:13:36,479 --> 01:13:37,760
I've heard about him.

1559
01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:39,760
I get to open for Puff.

1560
01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:40,960
You get to open for Puff.

1561
01:13:40,960 --> 01:13:42,319
It's your big day, kid.

1562
01:13:42,319 --> 01:13:43,359
Oh, take that.

1563
01:13:43,359 --> 01:13:43,859
Take that.

1564
01:13:45,439 --> 01:13:46,000
Bad boy.

1565
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:46,500
Shout out.

1566
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:52,559
Oh, this is...

1567
01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:55,600
This is the big break that I was looking for.

1568
01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:00,960
Oh, all of my dreams are going to come true.

1569
01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:02,800
Maybe Glim was right.

1570
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:04,480
This is my destiny.

1571
01:14:04,480 --> 01:14:11,600
I can change the world right here in this upside-down airfield.

1572
01:14:13,039 --> 01:14:15,039
This is amazing.

1573
01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:17,840
All right.

1574
01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:20,320
I'm going to go ahead and get ready.

1575
01:14:20,319 --> 01:14:26,719
So, you guys see Dents go off into the corner, which you didn't notice before.

1576
01:14:27,599 --> 01:14:34,399
Somehow he pulled out like a hood, and he's got this hood on his head, and he's just

1577
01:14:34,399 --> 01:14:35,759
like kind of bouncing around.

1578
01:14:37,279 --> 01:14:39,599
He's saying things like spaghetti, spaghetti.

1579
01:14:39,599 --> 01:14:41,599
It's just...

1580
01:14:43,119 --> 01:14:43,599
Yeah.

1581
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:48,960
So, he's just...

1582
01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:49,680
He's really...

1583
01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:54,880
You know that he's been serious before, but he hasn't been serious.

1584
01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:58,240
But now, Dents is serious.

1585
01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:00,480
He's ready to go.

1586
01:15:01,039 --> 01:15:01,600
You ready?

1587
01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:02,480
It's time to get on.

1588
01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:04,420
Okay.

1589
01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:06,560
Hey, everybody.

1590
01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:08,160
Me, Shiny Turd, here again.

1591
01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:11,840
Getting you ready before Puffy comes on.

1592
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:15,279
We got a new kid in town.

1593
01:15:15,279 --> 01:15:16,239
Open it up for Puffy.

1594
01:15:16,239 --> 01:15:17,520
Give him a warm welcome.

1595
01:15:17,520 --> 01:15:18,319
It's Dents.

1596
01:15:18,319 --> 01:15:22,480
We're like clapping, freaking out.

1597
01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:31,119
Dents comes in, and he flaps his wings, and he sits there, and he looks around,

1598
01:15:31,119 --> 01:15:34,239
and he goes, oh, wait a minute.

1599
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:40,239
Are you guys ready to laugh?

1600
01:15:42,319 --> 01:15:44,079
Don't laugh too hard.

1601
01:15:44,079 --> 01:15:46,000
I don't want to get singed.

1602
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:55,039
It's uproarious laughter, because dragon puns go over very well.

1603
01:15:57,760 --> 01:15:58,260
So...

1604
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:04,480
So, you guys live in an upside-down anthill.

1605
01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:11,360
But what happens when you fart?

1606
01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:17,840
If someone farts and someone else laughs, does the whole room go up in flames?

1607
01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:23,199
I was just curious.

1608
01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:31,279
We fade out on Dents' performance.

1609
01:16:31,279 --> 01:16:34,800
Laughter uproarious throughout, and we check back in.

1610
01:16:35,840 --> 01:16:37,920
As Dents, you join back with your group.

1611
01:16:38,079 --> 01:16:40,720
That was great, I think.

1612
01:16:40,720 --> 01:16:42,319
What did you guys think?

1613
01:16:43,199 --> 01:16:44,560
Oh, that was...

1614
01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:46,800
I'm crying still.

1615
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:48,159
It was so funny.

1616
01:16:48,159 --> 01:16:49,279
Oh, my god.

1617
01:16:49,279 --> 01:16:52,159
We hadn't had the chance to see you perform before.

1618
01:16:52,159 --> 01:16:52,880
You killed it up there.

1619
01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:53,840
Oh, it was really amazing.

1620
01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:55,359
Wow, wow.

1621
01:16:55,359 --> 01:16:57,440
Oh, well, thank you.

1622
01:16:57,440 --> 01:17:00,960
I think you really found Janeshia with these dragon puns.

1623
01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:02,880
I don't know, maybe.

1624
01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:03,760
Let me...

1625
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:06,079
Oh, I'm going to go find Janeshia.

1626
01:17:06,559 --> 01:17:11,920
Oh, I'm going to go find Shiny Turd, because maybe he'll give me some money.

1627
01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:13,519
I bet he will.

1628
01:17:13,519 --> 01:17:14,399
He's going to want you.

1629
01:17:14,399 --> 01:17:15,359
He definitely will.

1630
01:17:15,359 --> 01:17:17,039
Oh, you are such a hit.

1631
01:17:17,039 --> 01:17:18,960
I think you're going to be a huge star.

1632
01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:21,039
The three of you see it before Dents does,

1633
01:17:21,039 --> 01:17:24,640
but Dents, you turn around and standing behind you is puff.

1634
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:28,500
Hey!

1635
01:17:30,319 --> 01:17:33,600
No one has ever killed that good before me, ever!

1636
01:17:34,240 --> 01:17:35,440
Oh, well.

1637
01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:37,920
I want you to come on the road with me.

1638
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:39,440
What do you think there, Dents?

1639
01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:41,680
Wait, is...

1640
01:17:44,320 --> 01:17:47,760
Are we going to perform not on the road?

1641
01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:54,880
Yeah, we're going to perform in the clubs

1642
01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:58,560
and then go on the road to get to the clubs.

1643
01:17:59,840 --> 01:18:00,880
Oh, wait a minute.

1644
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:03,440
And we'll get paid too.

1645
01:18:03,600 --> 01:18:04,800
Sign this piece of paper.

1646
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:06,079
Oh, I've got a lot of papers to sign.

1647
01:18:06,079 --> 01:18:09,360
Mia called ahead, said you got to get the paperwork first.

1648
01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:10,400
Oh, yes.

1649
01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:11,680
Yeah, I've got some paperwork.

1650
01:18:12,240 --> 01:18:15,600
So wait a minute, I can sign this paperwork and that paperwork

1651
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:16,560
and then I'll get...

1652
01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:17,680
I'll have two jobs.

1653
01:18:18,720 --> 01:18:19,220
Yep.

1654
01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:20,400
Oh, I'm sorry.

1655
01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:21,760
Yep, if this one falls through.

1656
01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:25,680
Second guessing, quite a few things.

1657
01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:27,840
Oh, okay.

1658
01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:30,800
I probably should get

1659
01:18:31,199 --> 01:18:35,199
my manager to read through this and he hands it to Sully.

1660
01:18:37,199 --> 01:18:39,440
Sully takes it and takes a pair of glasses.

1661
01:18:39,440 --> 01:18:41,920
No one knows where he got them from out of his pocket.

1662
01:18:43,279 --> 01:18:46,320
Puts them on his face and just like peruses.

1663
01:18:47,360 --> 01:18:53,360
Licks his finger, flips it, makes a little like note

1664
01:18:53,360 --> 01:18:56,640
or like changes somewhere and like initials beside it.

1665
01:18:56,640 --> 01:18:58,480
It's like, yeah, no, it looks pretty good.

1666
01:18:58,560 --> 01:19:00,800
I made a couple of suggested changes there,

1667
01:19:00,800 --> 01:19:03,040
but I mean, all in all, it looks real solid.

1668
01:19:03,040 --> 01:19:05,120
I would definitely take this dance.

1669
01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:06,240
I would definitely take this.

1670
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:10,320
Oh my gosh, this is amazing.

1671
01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:14,800
And he signs it and he hands the note back over to Puff.

1672
01:19:16,160 --> 01:19:22,560
We'll get started right away, but first I must do one thing.

1673
01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:26,240
And he turns back around and he kneels down

1674
01:19:27,199 --> 01:19:29,439
so that he's eye level with Sully.

1675
01:19:30,880 --> 01:19:37,199
And he says, Sully, you were my first friend

1676
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:40,159
that I met three weeks ago.

1677
01:19:42,719 --> 01:19:51,439
And you became my manager, just like Glim prophesied.

1678
01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:54,559
You changed my life.

1679
01:19:56,319 --> 01:20:04,960
Allow me to change yours because sometimes you get in fights

1680
01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:07,119
and you need protection.

1681
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:10,639
So please take this.

1682
01:20:10,639 --> 01:20:15,679
And he reaches back behind his back, unsheathes his sword

1683
01:20:15,679 --> 01:20:20,079
or pulls it out off of, unbuckles it from himself

1684
01:20:21,039 --> 01:20:25,760
and hands over sheath and all the frightful sword of reflection.

1685
01:20:26,559 --> 01:20:27,279
To Sully.

1686
01:20:28,079 --> 01:20:30,159
Sully grabs it and holds it in his arms.

1687
01:20:31,599 --> 01:20:32,880
You didn't have to do this.

1688
01:20:34,079 --> 01:20:35,519
I'm really touched.

1689
01:20:35,519 --> 01:20:39,599
I just, I don't, so like in emotions and stuff,

1690
01:20:39,599 --> 01:20:44,800
so like you take care of yourself and it's brilliant.

1691
01:20:44,800 --> 01:20:47,359
Guys, did you see he gave me a sword?

1692
01:20:47,359 --> 01:20:49,039
Yeah, that super cool shiny one.

1693
01:20:50,239 --> 01:20:52,159
I feel like I need a sword now.

1694
01:20:52,159 --> 01:20:53,439
Everyone else has swords.

1695
01:20:54,400 --> 01:20:56,080
I mean, there's everything in the marketplace.

1696
01:20:56,080 --> 01:20:57,840
We can swing by the robe place tomorrow.

1697
01:20:57,840 --> 01:20:59,280
We can probably get you a new sword.

1698
01:20:59,280 --> 01:20:59,760
I don't know.

1699
01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:00,960
I think they have everything here.

1700
01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:06,880
You take care of yourself, Dent and Sully chokes a little bit.

1701
01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:14,320
Well, let me just tell you, if you guys see us in town,

1702
01:21:17,520 --> 01:21:21,760
you will definitely have a seat right up in the front.

1703
01:21:22,239 --> 01:21:24,560
Wherever we go.

1704
01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:25,600
We wouldn't miss it.

1705
01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:29,600
That's awesome.

1706
01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:36,239
The crowd cheers as Puff takes the stage

1707
01:21:36,239 --> 01:21:40,239
and we fade out on the sweet tunes of Puff the magic dragon.

1708
01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:47,600
As the friends go their separate ways on this adventure.

1709
01:21:47,600 --> 01:21:49,440
Ah, fuck, I didn't have a way to end that.

1710
01:21:49,440 --> 01:21:51,280
That's how we end it, everybody.

1711
01:22:19,440 --> 01:22:38,640
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1712
01:22:38,640 --> 01:22:43,840
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1713
01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:46,880
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1714
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1715
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1716
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1717
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1718
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1721
01:23:12,480 --> 01:23:14,480
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1722
01:23:15,440 --> 01:23:17,920
I mean, I have pamphlets, but those are about Bahamut.

1723
01:23:17,920 --> 01:23:21,280
Oh, I figure Sully would have taken his pile of flyers

1724
01:23:21,280 --> 01:23:24,080
and just thrown them off a rooftop and been like, done.

1725
01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:26,080
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I probably did that.

1726
01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:28,480
Did you scrapbook one into one of your notebooks?

1727
01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:33,520
Oh, because I think that's next level, right?

1728
01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:37,200
You take notes and I mean, it just makes sense that scrapbooking

1729
01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:39,280
is the next kind of evolution.

1730
01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:43,200
He's not there yet, but he's leaning in that direction, for sure.

1731
01:23:43,519 --> 01:23:45,279
I just need a bit of decoupage, man.

1732
01:23:45,279 --> 01:23:46,079
It's just fine.

1733
01:23:47,119 --> 01:23:48,319
Her name tag says Mia.

1734
01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:51,119
Oh, don't you fucking do that.

1735
01:23:51,679 --> 01:23:53,599
Very few use that word.

1736
01:23:53,599 --> 01:23:55,519
Meow-dick-nerd.

1737
01:23:56,239 --> 01:23:57,359
Hey, Bahamut?

1738
01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:00,239
It's me, Glim, Amy Stopp.

1739
01:24:04,479 --> 01:24:05,279
Hello, God?

1740
01:24:06,319 --> 01:24:06,960
Exactly.

1741
01:24:08,319 --> 01:24:10,800
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