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Orcus has a lot to thank you both for. The Decimators have truly, truly done Orcus a great service.

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What are you doing here, though?

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Well, destroying a Lich, obviously.

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I am not here to be your friend, but I'm not here as your enemy, at least not at this point.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend? My friend's enemy is my enemy? Somebody's enemy friend's enemy.

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Nailed it.

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Oh, look, you brought reinforcements. How's it going, Vsauce, baby?

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Ugh, Shamgalar, you realize when it's all said and done, Orcus will have you.

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Oh, yeah, how's Pop Pop doing? I haven't seen him in a long time.

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That's not his name.

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You see the hammer fly through the air, and it connects and sends vibrations through the entire cage,

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so much so that it begins to hurt your hands and are vibrating up your arms.

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The vibration continues. Yenbul, you see it, like it's moving the gas that's surrounding you.

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And you let go just for a second, and you begin to fall backwards, down towards the Horde.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your dungeon master, Russ More, and with me today is Amy More.

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Am I? And for how long? I place the amistacia. For now.

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We found out fall speed is 32 feet per second.

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Math sucks.

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Math is great.

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Go fuck yourself.

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I had to do, in order to figure out-

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It was really hard to mad on math right now.

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In order to figure out this room, I had to do like A squared plus B squared equals C squared stuff.

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That's called the Pythagorean theorem.

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I had to do it.

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Noob.

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Pythagoras is a badass.

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That's how we have tuning for music.

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Don't get me started.

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Or at least how we explain it.

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Also with me, because that was just the first person, Carla Maxted.

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That is me. I have no strong opinions on Pythagoras, but you guys all seem to like him, so I guess I'm on board.

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I am playing Lipsinki Pipp Diggins and Yenbul Nury.

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And Tom Laird.

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Math? And I play Flintfire Reard.

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Also joining us again this week, we didn't get to introduce him last time, but he came in with a real, just like splash in the pond.

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It's Kyle Classitt from Bombarded.

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Hey everyone, how's it going? I'll be playing Voronox.

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Thank you so much for coming back again with us.

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Oh, anytime.

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To not destroy things this time, just build bridges.

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All I want to do is bridges for Voronox, or sorry, bridges for Orcus.

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I'm getting a little bit ahead of myself.

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Voronox has ambition, but not that kind of ambition.

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I was going to say this is what Shangri-Laar got himself into.

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Shangri-Laar frustrates Voronox very much, so I think that was apparent last episode.

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It was very much apparent.

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He calls him Papa. It's a very weird relationship.

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Papa? Papa? Can I have some more power?

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Orcus, can you hear me?

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I can have some more power, Papa.

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Please, no. Give it to me.

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Do you want to build an undead army?

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DOSNI, DOSNI, DOSNI!

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I had to fix it.

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Where Amy just goes on DOSNI, just rants sometimes.

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Into the undead.

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Shut that shit down, Kyle. DOSNI will get us.

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Oh yeah, that's right.

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It's over on Patreon, Patreon.com.

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Where we also talk about the episodes that we played in what's called the dungeon's downtime.

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And we're working on talking them out so good that we, you know, plan things sometimes.

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We'll sneak peek into our inner brain workings.

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Huh? What? Ross, come on!

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God, flashy things, fireballs, poison gas.

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It's like you looked at all of our damage immuner vulnerabilities.

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How dare.

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Except you forgot about mine.

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Yeah, I didn't forget that Flint would try and knock you off though.

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I didn't always count on Tom.

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Not what I tried to do there.

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But also when you're a patron you get an episode dedicated to you like today's patron, Darylith.

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Thanks, Darylith.

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Darylith, thank you.

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Thank you so much.

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What an honor to be the patron on the episode where we all die.

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What?

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It's not your fault.

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Wow.

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It's not your fault.

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It's not your fault.

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But I mean maybe a little bit.

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It's nothing to do with you, Darylith.

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It's probably Darylith's fault a little bit.

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Right before this episode drops, I'm going to send Darylith a message like five minutes

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before the episode comes out and be like, it's all your fault.

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This is on you.

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And then just leave it like that.

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We're just joking.

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That'd be hilarious.

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I'm going to do it.

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It's great.

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Like the next episode's the last one and it's your fault.

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Yeah.

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Oops.

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Oopsies.

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And now, fuck it, let's play.

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Yes.

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Flint.

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Releases.

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Hammer.

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Vibrates.

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Box that Yenbul is in.

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Thea.

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Can't hold on.

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Falls backwards.

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It's all very sexual.

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Because 32 feet per second.

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50 feet.

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It's two seconds.

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We're just going to give you the damage because that's not enough time to react.

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It's 5d6.

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I do have one question for you, Ross.

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Hit me.

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How quickly does my dwarven thrower return to my possession?

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Like in the blink of an eye?

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One second?

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Yeah, I mean it goes...

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Because you're allowed to use it on your second action.

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It doesn't take an action to come back.

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Okay.

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So.

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Because I...

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Are you going to hit me with your hammer?

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Please don't hit me with your hammer.

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Well, I have three...

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Tell me what you want.

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What you really, really want.

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You got two seconds to react.

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I have three attacks.

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So I feel like if I see Thea get knocked off of this cage.

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Maybe I can throw my hammer.

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And maybe she can grab it on the way by.

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As she's falling.

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Two very important DCs are going to need to be made to make this happen.

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Well, I mean the alternative is she falls 50 plus feet and is hurt real bad.

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Which is 5d6 though.

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How much damage is your hammer going to give me if I roll shitty and I can't catch it?

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Well, you'd just miss it and fall.

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Yeah, you would just miss it.

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Worst case scenario it's 1d8 plus 8.

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Two very important DCs need to be made to make this happen.

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I'm willing to try it.

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If you're willing to try it too.

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I mean really it's up to Amy but I'm down for it.

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Well, you know what?

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I'm willing to try it.

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Flint can't talk to Thea.

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Well, because I'm talking to Amy.

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Flint reacts in the moment.

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No.

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It's very important.

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You know what?

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The max damage you can give me is 16.

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The max that Russ can give me is 30.

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Let's do this.

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Or he could hit you and you not catch it and you take both.

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I mean why not, right?

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You know what, Kyle?

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Bring it in the bright side.

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Alright, Russ.

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What do I need to do to make this happen today?

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You, sir, have to make an athletics check.

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Okay.

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Because you're athletically throwing it.

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With accuracy.

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With accuracy, that's dexterity.

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A straight dex check.

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Not acrobatics.

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You explain to me how you're acrobatically throwing this.

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Somehow juggling it before I do it.

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It's unclear to me.

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You start juggling and Thea just falls.

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At most we could probably justify a sleight of hand.

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Well, I'm fine to do just straight dex.

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Okay, straight dex.

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Okay.

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You have to beat.

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So where are you trying to place it?

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I'm trying to place it at an angle that will go past her a little bit and down

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so that she can grab it and then it will stop her momentum fully.

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But yeah, if she can grab it as it heads by her and then as it starts

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because it will stop and return to me.

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So as it stops, that will have killed her momentum falling down somewhat.

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She can let go of it there and continue to fall.

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Okay.

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Maybe I won't land on my back.

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I don't think it could carry enough of her to take her back to me.

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I see what you're saying.

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But to break up the momentum of her fall.

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15 is your DC.

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You're my featherfall.

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Let's see if you make your DC before Amy has to make hers.

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Okay.

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17.

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Nice.

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Okay.

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So Thea falling.

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We see the camera on the hammer.

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Falling, moving.

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Two projectiles moving in unison.

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Crosses above Thea.

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You have to make an 18 dexterity saving throw.

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Not a saving throw because if it misses, he's going to hit you.

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What?

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Yeah.

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No, because it's already gone past me.

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I'm just going to keep falling.

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You're going to take damage.

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Saving throw.

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17.

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So close.

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Thea reaches.

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Grasps nothing.

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Continues to fall.

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And lands crushingly on the ground and takes 21 bludgeoning damage.

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Wind knocked out of you.

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Oh, I sound like Grancis in that moment.

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Oh no.

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It hurts me even more.

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Take an extra D6 damage.

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Grancis damage.

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Yeah.

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Rude.

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Hammer returns to your hand.

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I would have yelled thanks for the try, but I'm winded.

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Sure. Yeah, I get it.

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Okay.

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We haven't even made it through one round of combat here, everybody.

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Lipsinki.

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A lot's happened.

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So much has happened.

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Less than six seconds has gone by.

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But long enough for you to fall 50 feet, y'all, just so that you know.

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Yep.

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You can do that math now.

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Falling in D&D is terrifying.

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It's very fast.

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You guys remember when I fell off that bridge?

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Why do I keep falling off the ship?

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I don't know.

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Lipsinki is going to cast Wall of Light down in the pit.

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Okay.

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Because it can be 60 feet long, 10 feet high, and five feet thick.

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Blocks line of sight, but creatures can walk through it.

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But mostly I care about it because every creature in the area has to make a Constitution saving throw, and that's a pretty big area.

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Yeah.

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And it's, yeah.

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So.

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Okay.

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Bunch of zombie concepts.

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Okay.

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So sorry, you're casting it just down into the pit, not near Thea or anything?

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I don't think so, because it would block line of sight, and that seems...

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That doesn't seem like it would help.

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So away from them.

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It just seems like a little too much.

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There's going to be a lot in there.

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I'll roll two.

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So I got a 14 and a 15 for 50% of what you've got.

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What do I got to beat?

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00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:18,000
You got a 17 con save.

263
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,000
Okay.

264
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,000
So basically everybody in...

265
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,000
What was the line again?

266
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,000
60 feet?

267
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000
60 long by five feet thick.

268
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,000
Okay.

269
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,000
So they're going to take full damage within that.

270
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000
Roll damage, please.

271
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,000
Okay.

272
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000
Sorry.

273
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,000
Lipsinki isn't a real character sheet.

274
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000
It's like a trick.

275
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000
I don't have dice on here, so it is.

276
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000
I should probably just put Lipsinki in there.

277
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000
Like a PDF.

278
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,000
No.

279
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000
Not quite that bad, but...

280
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:47,000
Lipsinki is a character created by one of our patrons, Devin Michaels.

281
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,000
Yes.

282
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,000
Who just sent us the shareable version.

283
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,000
So it's 23 damage.

284
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,000
Okay.

285
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000
Radiant?

286
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000
And then, yeah, radiant damage.

287
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000
Okay.

288
00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,000
All the ones that failed are blinded.

289
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,000
The ones that didn't take half damage and aren't blinded.

290
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000
All of them failed.

291
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:08,000
So they're all in that area are blinded.

292
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000
So they're all blinded.

293
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000
Okay.

294
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000
Got it.

295
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,000
Just bumping into everyone.

296
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,000
Yeah.

297
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:21,000
And any creature that ends its turn in the walls area is going to take 48 radiant damage,

298
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:26,000
and they can take con saves at the end of their turns to try to not be blind anymore.

299
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,000
Okay.

300
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,000
Cool.

301
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,000
I'll try and keep track of all of that, but we'll figure it out.

302
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,000
Me too.

303
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,000
Yep.

304
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000
Okay.

305
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,000
Is there anything else you can or want to do on your turn?

306
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:38,000
There is nothing else I can do on my turn.

307
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,000
Vorunax.

308
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,000
Okay.

309
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000
I'm going to look down.

310
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:49,000
I know it's 50 feet down, but with where Thea is, would you say that Thea is within

311
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,000
60 feet?

312
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,000
No.

313
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,000
No.

314
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,000
Okay.

315
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,000
I didn't think so.

316
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,000
No.

317
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,000
She's probably closer to 100, and then at an angle.

318
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,000
So yeah.

319
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,000
Quite a ways.

320
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,000
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

321
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000
Don't worry about me.

322
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000
Get the asshole.

323
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,000
Okay.

324
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000
I'm going to use a bonus action.

325
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:11,000
That spot in the ceiling that I saw, Russ, that Vorunax saw, how far away is that from

326
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000
me, would you say?

327
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,000
Up to 50.

328
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,000
Oh.

329
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000
Pythagoras again, folks.

330
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000
Here he comes.

331
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,000
50, 50, 50.

332
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000
It's a perfect right angle triangle.

333
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000
It's 50 feet.

334
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000
50 feet.

335
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,000
Cool.

336
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:32,000
I am going to use my bonus action to cast Spiritual Weapon, and I'm going to

337
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,000
my weapon right up where I saw that little flash of light.

338
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,000
Okay.

339
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:42,000
And I am going to say, Shamgalar, at some point you're going to have to show yourself,

340
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:47,000
if you want to do anything against any of us, rather than just cowering behind your

341
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,000
own devices, come out and play.

342
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000
Let's have a good go of it.

343
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,000
See who Orcus truly blesses.

344
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:59,000
And since that was my bonus action, I'm going to hold my action to cast Synaptic

345
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:03,000
Static whenever something shows up up there.

346
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,000
I'm just going to keep an eye on it.

347
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:10,000
And if he shows himself in that area, I'm going to cast it.

348
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000
Cool.

349
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:17,000
Following your small speech there, he says, knock, knock.

350
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000
He opens up.

351
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000
No, no.

352
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:25,000
You're supposed to say, who's there?

353
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000
We don't want any.

354
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000
No, actually we do want some.

355
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000
Come on in.

356
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,000
Yeah.

357
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,000
No, knock, knock.

358
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000
Who's there?

359
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,000
Daddy loves me more.

360
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,000
It's so weird you call him daddy.

361
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000
Well.

362
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:44,000
Did Orcus bang your mom?

363
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,000
Hasn't Orcus banged all of our moms?

364
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:56,000
I mean, damn, you got me there.

365
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,000
This is such a weird dynamic.

366
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:04,000
I was not expecting Shangri-La to be like a bratty teen.

367
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,000
And they're like brothers fighting over daddy's love.

368
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,000
I'm not sure.

369
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000
He doesn't show himself in that moment.

370
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:17,000
So you're holding your action until either something happens there or he shows himself.

371
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000
Yeah.

372
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,000
OK, got it.

373
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000
Zombie hordes turn.

374
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,000
OK.

375
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:30,000
Stop rolling.

376
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000
You want me to keep rolling?

377
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,000
Keep rolling.

378
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,000
Yeah.

379
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000
Well, you didn't probably didn't want me to roll so well.

380
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000
But yeah.

381
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:44,000
So Thea, you've landed flat on your back, kind of disperse the horde for a moment,

382
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:48,000
but they rush back towards you and climb on top of you.

383
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000
Oh, look at all those ones and twos.

384
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000
Oh, you're lucky.

385
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000
Google did you good.

386
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000
Google, I'll never speak ill of you again.

387
00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:02,000
You are going to take 13 bludgeoning damage as they climb on top of you

388
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,000
and begin to try to hit and tear at you.

389
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000
It could have been a worse 66.

390
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000
It could have been a loss worse.

391
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:13,000
You have six zombies on top of you at this moment, though.

392
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000
We know.

393
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000
Flare action.

394
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,000
What?

395
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000
Oh, no.

396
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000
Oh, no.

397
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000
Oh, no.

398
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,000
No, not the lyrical action.

399
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,000
It's Kavin Hart playing with us.

400
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,000
Come on.

401
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:36,000
A crackling cord of energy shoots out from just above where Yenbul is

402
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,000
and moves towards Lipsinki.

403
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:44,000
Make a constitution saving throw, please.

404
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000
Is Lipsinki still within 10 feet of me?

405
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,000
Neither of you really moved, so I think so, yeah.

406
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000
Cool.

407
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000
You get that plus four.

408
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000
Clarifying question.

409
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000
Right.

410
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000
So this didn't come from the orbs.

411
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000
No.

412
00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:00,000
So that will be 18.

413
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,000
Okay.

414
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:06,000
The energy wraps around your waist.

415
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:11,000
You feel like this pull that moves you forward a few feet,

416
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000
but then it retracts.

417
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000
And in that moment that it retracts,

418
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:20,000
you see floating above Yenbul Shangalar's figure,

419
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:25,000
which triggers your synaptics and synapse snaps.

420
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,000
Okey-dokey.

421
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,000
My synapse snaps.

422
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000
Yeah, that one.

423
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
Your ginger snaps.

424
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000
Go for it.

425
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000
My synaptic static.

426
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,000
Okey-dokey.

427
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:39,000
So I need an intelligence saving throw.

428
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000
He's not very smart.

429
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000
Really?

430
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000
I don't believe you, Ross.

431
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000
25.

432
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000
Oh, my gosh.

433
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000
Dang it.

434
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000
You still take half damage.

435
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,000
Well, at least that's some damage.

436
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000
That's some damage now on the bad guy, guys.

437
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,000
Some damage.

438
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000
That's some damage.

439
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000
8d6.

440
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000
Let's do it.

441
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
Four million to go.

442
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:02,000
That is 30 halved to 15 of psychic damage.

443
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000
Psychic?

444
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,000
This guy can't take any more up there.

445
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,000
Seems like he already has a lot going on.

446
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:13,000
Psychic isn't written down under damage immunities.

447
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000
Daddy issues.

448
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000
Beautiful.

449
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:20,000
Ross, what I was going to interrupt to say before is that those zombies that were in

450
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:25,000
the thing at the end of their turn needed to roll to see if they were still blinded,

451
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:29,000
and then also any that are within the wall, because it's pretty crowded down there,

452
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000
so I bet some are, are going to take some more damage.

453
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000
Roll damage.

454
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000
Okay.

455
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,000
And they're still, that various group is still blinded.

456
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000
Great.

457
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000
24.

458
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

459
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000
All right.

460
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000
Psychic damage happened.

461
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000
Tried to tether.

462
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000
That didn't work.

463
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:53,000
So zombies take damage, tether shoots out, comes back, psychic synaptic.

464
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000
Then you see the orbs glow.

465
00:18:55,000 --> 00:19:02,000
The three of them pulsate, and energy begins to swirl from them and up to

466
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000
Shangalar's figure.

467
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000
And here it gains how many hit points?

468
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000
I'm not going to tell you.

469
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
Yenbul.

470
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:15,000
Russ, when they pulsated, did they look different at all or just like brighter?

471
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,000
Just, yeah, an illumination of the same color.

472
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000
See through maybe a little bit.

473
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000
See if something's floating in one of them.

474
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000
Make a perception check.

475
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000
You can't, you're covered in zombies.

476
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000
Okay, I was going to say, I'm on my back.

477
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000
Look it up.

478
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
I'm going to use for everything when I DM now.

479
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:37,000
You can't, you're covered in zombies.

480
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,000
That is, oh, all right, 17.

481
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000
You can't tell.

482
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000
So Shangalar is like floating above.

483
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000
Shangalar is floating above.

484
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000
Me, Yenbul.

485
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000
Yep.

486
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:53,000
But you are going to take more poisons damage.

487
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000
What do I do, con save or something?

488
00:19:55,000 --> 00:20:01,000
Con save.

489
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,000
It's a nine, so probably, oh, sorry, a 10.

490
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000
It's probably a great save.

491
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000
There you go.

492
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000
Hey, Russ.

493
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Hey, baby.

494
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:12,000
Did Shangalar concentrating on that old cloud kill?

495
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
Yeah, he saved.

496
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000
Okay, just double checking.

497
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000
Yeah.

498
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000
Thanks for checking.

499
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,000
Thanks, Kyle.

500
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:24,000
Listeners, you may notice Russ doesn't call me baby.

501
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:28,000
Look, Kyle and I have been talking about destroying the world for quite a while now.

502
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000
You know what?

503
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:34,000
I do not doubt that you may be speaking to Kyle more lately than you do with me.

504
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,000
He can be your D&D husband.

505
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000
It's fine.

506
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000
Thank you.

507
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Thank you.

508
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:48,000
So Yenbul, unless you hold your breath, like you are going to take damage.

509
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000
I guess I could have said that first.

510
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000
You can choose to hold your breath.

511
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,000
That's fine.

512
00:20:53,000 --> 00:21:03,000
22 poison damage as the poison begins to fill your lungs again and again and again.

513
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,000
Cool.

514
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,000
What you got?

515
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,000
I am going to.

516
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:14,000
Everything has changed now that he's floating above me.

517
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
How high above me is he?

518
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000
I think I said 20 feet.

519
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000
Oh, he's like literally right there.

520
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000
Of course it's 20 feet.

521
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000
Yeah.

522
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000
So 20 feet.

523
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000
He started to move.

524
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000
Yeah.

525
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:30,000
I am going to cast call lightning.

526
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000
Call it.

527
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000
Hey, lightning.

528
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000
How's it going?

529
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000
Hey, lightning.

530
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000
How have you been?

531
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
I was just wondering if you could blast this guy in the butt for me.

532
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,000
I know it's been a minute, but can you swing by?

533
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,000
You up?

534
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:47,000
So big storm cloud lightning bolt.

535
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,000
He has to make a Dex saving throw.

536
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,000
He's so dextrous.

537
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000
The undead usually are.

538
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
What's that?

539
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000
I want to say.

540
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000
What is it?

541
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000
Tell me.

542
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000
You can't make me.

543
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000
It's a nat 20, baby.

544
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000
It's a nat 20.

545
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000
It's 23.

546
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:10,000
Well, good for you.

547
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Congratulations.

548
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:16,000
It's still half damage and it is 8d10.

549
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000
Oh, I like it.

550
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000
That's a good one.

551
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
What level did you cast that at?

552
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000
8th.

553
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000
8th level.

554
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,000
8d10.

555
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000
Amy, use your brain.

556
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,000
He took my magic carpet.

557
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000
I'm going for broke.

558
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:34,000
I think I just shat on math really hardcore that I just can't do it anymore.

559
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000
That's fair.

560
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,000
So it was 49, so he'll take 24.

561
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:43,000
I don't know if we round up or round down.

562
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000
Yeah, it strikes him.

563
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:51,000
There's a little sizzle amongst his robe and he's going to take half of that.

564
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000
Ugh.

565
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000
No.

566
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000
Half of half.

567
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000
Half of half.

568
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,000
Says, that's cute.

569
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:04,000
And he looks down at you, Yenbul.

570
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:10,000
This might be worthless, but looks deep into your heart.

571
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:14,000
And you have to make a wisdom saving throw.

572
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,000
Okay.

573
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000
18th.

574
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,000
The Force is strong with this one.

575
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,000
Daphne.

576
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000
Also owned by Daphne.

577
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000
The Force is strong with this one.

578
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,000
You are not frightened from his frightening gaze.

579
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,000
Is that what you do?

580
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:36,000
You lower 10 more feet.

581
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000
Thea.

582
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:42,000
Has she dipped below the cloud kill yet?

583
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,000
Good question.

584
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000
Does it follow me, or does it stay static?

585
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,000
I mean, it's on a point, so he would have cast it where it started.

586
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,000
So you're on the perimeter of it now because it's a 20 foot radius.

587
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,000
I crouched down, so I'm below it.

588
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000
Ah, yes.

589
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000
Get low.

590
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,000
Are the bars big enough she can hang her head out?

591
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:05,000
Thea has landed on her back and is like, why?

592
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Why, Flint?

593
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
Just to make you feel a little bit bad.

594
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:14,000
But then she has Atoma Thunder Steps still in her bag.

595
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:19,000
And as zombies are grabbing at me,

596
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:26,000
I am rocking back and forth in a way that one does to try not to let anyone make purchase on me.

597
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,000
And I say, funda funda malu, amat makhuro.

598
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,000
And I smash my book together.

599
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:36,000
And thunder booms out to 300 feet away.

600
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:43,000
And all the creatures take a 3d10 thunder damage, but they have to make a con saving throw first.

601
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:48,000
I will again roll half of them safe in the surrounding area.

602
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:54,000
OK, so they can take half damage.

603
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
Eleven.

604
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
So eleven for those that don't save.

605
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
That got full damage.

606
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000
Five.

607
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,000
So sixteen.

608
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:10,000
And I bloop myself back to...

609
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
This is not good for audio, I guess.

610
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,000
But I bloop myself back to like here.

611
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:24,000
So you pop back to the inner circle of the above pathway.

612
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:28,000
Thea appears before everyone else up on the pathway above.

613
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,000
A little bit beaten up and bruised.

614
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000
Just a skosh.

615
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000
I'm not done yet.

616
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:38,000
Did you still want your list?

617
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:45,000
OK, I pull together everything that I can after being smashed to the ground.

618
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:51,000
And I wild shape into a Quetzalcoatlus, which is a huge beast.

619
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,000
And I'm just standing there all like...

620
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000
Ready to go.

621
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,000
Ready to go.

622
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,000
You still got movement.

623
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,000
You could like move.

624
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:03,000
Sure, I want to move as close to...

625
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:07,000
I think I'm as close as I can be to the center ring.

626
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000
So that's good.

627
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000
Shangalar's turn.

628
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:14,000
Of course it is.

629
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,000
Sorry.

630
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,000
He's just going to cast invisibility on himself and say,

631
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,000
You have so many cool tricks, everybody.

632
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,000
So many cool tricks.

633
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,000
I'll see you later.

634
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000
I'll see you later.

635
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,000
You just enjoy doing what you're doing.

636
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,000
Just reaction counterspell that.

637
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,000
You can...

638
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,000
If I can?

639
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,000
I think I saw that somewhere.

640
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000
Where's my reactions?

641
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,000
Come here, reactions.

642
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,000
Where are you?

643
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000
I'm pretty sure I have it.

644
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000
I feel like you did it to me before.

645
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,000
Yes.

646
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,000
Do it.

647
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000
Get him.

648
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000
Get him.

649
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000
Don't you take that invisibility shit?

650
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,000
Yeah.

651
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000
Get over here, reactions.

652
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,000
F that invisibility.

653
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,000
I feel like he would know that you would have counterspell,

654
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000
so he'd probably try and cast it at a higher level.

655
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000
I'm going to say fifth level.

656
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,000
Go for it.

657
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,000
Counter counterspell.

658
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000
Roll.

659
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,000
Okay.

660
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000
I can't counter counterspell.

661
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000
I wish I could.

662
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Yeah.

663
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,000
I wish he...

664
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000
He wishes he could.

665
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000
He's already taking his action.

666
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000
The fifth level, I got to be at a 15?

667
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,000
I believe so.

668
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,000
Yes.

669
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000
I think that's how that works.

670
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000
Yeah.

671
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000
Using your spellcasting ability.

672
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000
Oh.

673
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,000
Let's do that.

674
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000
That's going to be...

675
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,000
That's going to be a plus four.

676
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,000
Oh.

677
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,000
Vorunax, why?

678
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,000
That's a seven.

679
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000
Oh no.

680
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000
That's a nice try.

681
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,000
Piss.

682
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:33,000
It's because you use such foul language.

683
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000
We work for Orcus.

684
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,000
Yeah.

685
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,000
But, you know, sometimes he's like, just, you know,

686
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000
when he's just having a moment, he's like,

687
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:45,000
gosh, Vorunax is so foul.

688
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000
Mm-hmm.

689
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,000
Yes.

690
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,000
Yeah.

691
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:52,000
The Lord of the Undead talks about how I'm foul.

692
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,000
You're foul.

693
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,000
You're foul.

694
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,000
The worst.

695
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000
And not foul in a good way, like he likes the stinky cheeses.

696
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,000
Like foul, like good.

697
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,000
Okay.

698
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,000
Well, that just doesn't even make any sense.

699
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,000
Clearly, Orcus says foul and it's a compliment.

700
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000
You're just talking nonsense.

701
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,000
Yeah.

702
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,000
You caught me.

703
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,000
Okay.

704
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000
I was just slinging hot fire at that moment.

705
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,000
You weren't, though.

706
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
You weren't slinging hot fire.

707
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
You're just hiding like a little baby.

708
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,000
It's true.

709
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,000
Cowardice.

710
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,000
Yeah.

711
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000
Orcus doesn't like cowardice.

712
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,000
No, it does not.

713
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,000
So we're back to Flint.

714
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000
A question about the invisibility spell.

715
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000
Yup.

716
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:35,000
Is it concentration or is it just an instant spell?

717
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,000
I believe it's an instant.

718
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000
Yes, Tom.

719
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,000
Tom with the rules.

720
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:42,000
I really am appreciating it because it's the only way we're not all going to die.

721
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,000
It is concentration.

722
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,000
So the poison dissipates.

723
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000
Bye, stinky cloud.

724
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000
I'm glad I was wrong.

725
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,000
Thank you.

726
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,000
No problem.

727
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:56,000
I hope you just have a Post-It that says, is that concentration?

728
00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:01,000
Well, that will effectively be all I can do on my turn because he's invisible and I'm

729
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000
a fighter.

730
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,000
You can still try to break the cage.

731
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:09,000
I'm just going to look at that diagram you sent again.

732
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000
I'm also still inside a box.

733
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,000
Yeah, I tried to help with that and it didn't go well for anyone.

734
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000
I know.

735
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000
It really went badly.

736
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
You're right.

737
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000
No one's attached to it now, though.

738
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,000
And it does take damage.

739
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000
It's a thing you can break.

740
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,000
What, the cages?

741
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000
Yeah.

742
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000
It took your damage.

743
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,000
I was under the impression it didn't do anything to it.

744
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000
No, it just fucked with me.

745
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000
We just focused on it.

746
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:37,000
It'd be really unfair if it didn't take damage, but it did move enough to knock

747
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000
Thea off of it.

748
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000
That'd be so weird.

749
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000
That would be something Ross would do.

750
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000
I see where Tom's coming from.

751
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:50,000
I'm going to move towards that green orb.

752
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:55,000
But as I go, I'm going to throw my thrower at the cage two times.

753
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,000
Do it.

754
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:03,000
It's a 19 on the first one and a 22 on the second one.

755
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000
Both are going to smack it.

756
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000
Oh, that was nice.

757
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:12,000
16 and 11, so that's 27 points of damage in total.

758
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,000
Beautiful.

759
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:18,000
Yenbul, you see that the hammer goes and strikes back, and you see the same

760
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000
vibration going through.

761
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:28,000
And then at the base of these metal bars, the stone cracks and begins to fall

762
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000
down.

763
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:34,000
Not enough so that you can get through any holes or anything, but there is

764
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:38,000
damage forming at the base of this cage.

765
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,000
Yes.

766
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,000
Thank you, Flint.

767
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000
No problem.

768
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,000
And I'm going to throw my third one at the green orb.

769
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,000
Okay, hit him.

770
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:53,000
This 31 hit?

771
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,000
Yep.

772
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,000
I don't know.

773
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000
Let me check my notes.

774
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,000
That was a 32.

775
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,000
Better double check.

776
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000
15 bludgeoning damage on that orb.

777
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:06,000
You hear a crack as it hits, but it does not implode.

778
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:10,000
Lipsinki and Vorunax are going to make a Constitution saving throw.

779
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000
Right.

780
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:16,000
See whether or not they both remember their awesome orcas handshake.

781
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000
Right.

782
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000
14.

783
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000
Seven.

784
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,000
Did you add the bonus from Kyle onto yours, Carla?

785
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000
I did.

786
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000
I'm putting that d20 away.

787
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000
Yes, jail that.

788
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000
It has misbehaved.

789
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,000
Yes.

790
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
Okay.

791
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,000
That's fine.

792
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,000
It's okay.

793
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:44,000
So both of you feel the life force being sapped from you and you're going to take 20 necrotic damage.

794
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,000
Except for I take 10.

795
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000
Then you take 10.

796
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,000
Orcas for the win.

797
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,000
For two.

798
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,000
Oh my god.

799
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000
And then you may take your turn.

800
00:31:54,000 --> 00:32:00,000
So I am going to, I still have that wall of light and while it is up.

801
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Oh, wait.

802
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,000
I just took damage so that broke my concentration.

803
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000
You have to roll for it.

804
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,000
Okay.

805
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,000
DC is 10 or half of the damage taken.

806
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000
So 10.

807
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000
DC is 10.

808
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,000
So seven.

809
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000
So 11.

810
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000
Because I got that bonus.

811
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,000
You succeed.

812
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,000
Yes, you do.

813
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,000
Dope.

814
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,000
Okay.

815
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000
I guess.

816
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000
Are any of the orbs within 60 feet of me?

817
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:27,000
No, because you haven't moved anywhere.

818
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:32,000
The closest one would be the green one that Flint had run to.

819
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,000
And that's about 80 feet from you.

820
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000
Okay.

821
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,000
Well, I'm going to maybe move in that direction.

822
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000
Well, sure.

823
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000
I'll move in that direction.

824
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,000
And take my movement.

825
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:51,000
And I guess I'll just really blast the shit out of one zombie.

826
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000
Kill that.

827
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:58,000
I mean, they're still going to get more on their turn probably.

828
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:02,000
But one of them is going to.

829
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,000
Oh, well, that was a terrible roll.

830
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000
So one of them is going to take 13 damage.

831
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000
What did you do to them?

832
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,000
Radiant damage.

833
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000
Just a directed blast out of the wall.

834
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,000
Right in the chest.

835
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,000
Perfect.

836
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,000
Okay.

837
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,000
Blast out the wall.

838
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,000
Which means that the wall has now shrunk by 10 feet.

839
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,000
So on the next turn, fewer of them will be damaged.

840
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,000
It shrinks each time I use it.

841
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,000
Oh, I see what you're saying.

842
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,000
Okay.

843
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,000
Yeah.

844
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,000
Got it.

845
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:29,000
So it was like 60 by 5, and now it's 50 by 5.

846
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,000
Perfect.

847
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:35,000
Just so everybody knows, how I've been dealing with zombie damage, just because there's so

848
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:40,000
many, is I've got like a hit point max for the horde.

849
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
So you're chipping away at the horde.

850
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,000
That makes sense.

851
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,000
Yeah.

852
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,000
Just so we know how we're kind of keeping track of it.

853
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000
I'm not like, oop, and Lester's down now.

854
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000
Right.

855
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000
Of course.

856
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000
Lester the zombie.

857
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,000
Good thing his thousand buddies showed up.

858
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000
Okay.

859
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
Can be nothing all by himself.

860
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,000
Vorunax.

861
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:10,000
You're just taking, no, you'd have information on your buddy.

862
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:14,000
I'll use that term loosely, I guess.

863
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:23,000
So the spell that just happened would be his disrupt life.

864
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:30,000
And you know that he has to be within 20 feet of the creatures that take damage from

865
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,000
that.

866
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000
Would casting that disrupt the invisibility?

867
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000
Does it disrupt the life?

868
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:38,000
Taking a picture of the toms book, yes.

869
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000
I know it's a legendary action, so.

870
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,000
I'm going to say probably not.

871
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,000
Okay.

872
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,000
That's totally chill.

873
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Just want to double check.

874
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:51,000
They cast a spell, does that, it doesn't, fuck.

875
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000
Yeah, no, yeah, you see him.

876
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:58,000
It takes a moment, but then it starts to waver and you see kind of like this translucent

877
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,000
figure, 20 feet out in front of you.

878
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,000
Turn to, I'm going to say, we both know that that won't work on us.

879
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,000
I don't know why you're wasting your time.

880
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000
Eldritch Blast.

881
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,000
I was just trying to get your, ah!

882
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:17,000
I got to, you got to hit, yeah.

883
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:22,000
The first beam, the first beam is a natural one.

884
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
No, Kyle.

885
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:28,000
That's okay, if more than one beam.

886
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
I have four beams.

887
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,000
Okay.

888
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,000
You know what?

889
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:36,000
Both of those dice are just going away and I will just grab my big light them up

890
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:40,000
dice because I hope from here on out I'll just light them up.

891
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,000
So that goes off and hits the wall.

892
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:47,000
As it hits the wall, the walls become translucent.

893
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000
Like there's still the roof, but just the walls around you.

894
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000
So you're still in a structure.

895
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:58,000
But you see out now and you see specifically Flint Thea, Yen Bull might be able to

896
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:05,000
see, might not, and Lipsynke, all of you see that you are now over top of

897
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000
Calumport.

898
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:12,000
I'm just going to, after missing that one, I'm going to look out there and be like,

899
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:16,000
it's all about your mortal hangups, isn't it, Shangalore?

900
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Isn't it always?

901
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,000
I mean it's really about your mortal hangups too, isn't it?

902
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000
You do not know what you speak of.

903
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
I'm going to cast my, or send off my next beam.

904
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000
Okay.

905
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000
That's a 25.

906
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,000
That will hit.

907
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,000
And I'll go ahead and do my third and fourth beam real quick and then

908
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000
give you damage on that.

909
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000
That's an unnatural 20.

910
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,000
Yep.

911
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
And then a 15.

912
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000
That one goes wide so you got two.

913
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000
Okay.

914
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,000
19 force damage total.

915
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
They connect.

916
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,000
See how I didn't use that counter spell?

917
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:57,000
Isn't it so much more fun when we're just, you know, sparring like brothers do?

918
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000
Well then stop hiding and let's spar.

919
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000
Oh no, hiding is totally fair game.

920
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:05,000
Just canceling out the other cool toys that we bring to the party are not as fun.

921
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:11,000
Well I don't even get to use some of my cool toys when you use one.

922
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000
That's too bad.

923
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:19,000
And with my bonus action I'm going to move my spiritual weapon 20 feet towards an orb.

924
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:23,000
I think it was like up near where he was originally so I don't know how far that is.

925
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000
Yeah, you're in kind of the center of the room.

926
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,000
Yeah.

927
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,000
You can make it to blue, red, or green.

928
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000
They're kind of cornered.

929
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Okay, somebody's been attacking green I think, yeah?

930
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,000
Yep.

931
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:40,000
I'm going to move it to that and I'll use the bonus action to attack that orb.

932
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,000
Do it.

933
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000
That's going to be a 25.

934
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,000
That's going to be seven force damage.

935
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:51,000
Alright, roll me a d20 please as this implodes.

936
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000
Now let's do one of the bad rolling dice.

937
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000
Nine.

938
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000
Wow, it really is a dice.

939
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:01,000
All of you see, but Flint you're closest to it, you see it implode and there's like,

940
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:08,000
there's green light and then kind of like this silver dust falls to the ground.

941
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
Yes.

942
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:14,000
Vorunax went zombie horde.

943
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000
There's nobody down there.

944
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,000
That sucks.

945
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000
They just need to take damage.

946
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
Yeah, give them some damage.

947
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Okay.

948
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:26,000
They can roll to see if they're still blind but again nobody's down there so I'm not sure.

949
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
They're not blind anymore.

950
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,000
Okay.

951
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:32,000
But they will take 23 damage.

952
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:38,000
I'm kind of picturing this wall like you don't have to use any sort of action to move

953
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:43,000
it but I'm picturing it kind of moving like sweeping through these zombies so it's

954
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:48,000
clearing and dispersing their matter down on the ground there.

955
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:52,000
Like half of the horde has been depleted at this point.

956
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:55,000
Hey birdie, birdie, birdie, birdie.

957
00:38:55,000 --> 00:39:01,000
And an energy tether comes out from him and goes to try and wrap itself around you.

958
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000
Make a constitution saving throw please.

959
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Constitution saving throw you say?

960
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,000
Yes please.

961
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,000
It is kind of bird-like.

962
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:10,000
Oh fuck, just barely three.

963
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000
Okay.

964
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000
Oh no.

965
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,000
Cool.

966
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,000
Oh yeah.

967
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,000
Quetzalcoatlus on a leash here folks.

968
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:25,000
So it appears that there's this tether around Thea and the Lich and energy is

969
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000
binding them.

970
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,000
The two remaining orbs glow.

971
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:38,000
Vorunax you see the more Lich mottled skin begins to show and as these two

972
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:44,000
orbs glow it rejuvenates itself and he says haha that's a little better.

973
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,000
Still haven't found your prize yet there?

974
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,000
Oh good.

975
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,000
I thought for a second there.

976
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000
Thea it's your turn.

977
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000
I'm tethered to this thing.

978
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,000
You are.

979
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000
Like it's the beginning of my turn.

980
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,000
Do I get to make like some sort of saving throw to get out of it?

981
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,000
No.

982
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:08,000
Alright well I'm just going to fly at this motherfucker and I'm going to fly and

983
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,000
I'm going to bite him.

984
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,000
Do it.

985
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,000
That's where I'm at right now.

986
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:17,000
Just biting, scratching.

987
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Twenty not natural.

988
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000
You bite him.

989
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,000
I'm going to bite him.

990
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,000
Ouchie.

991
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,000
Yeah.

992
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000
Plus two is eleven.

993
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:30,000
So he's going to take five of that and you are going to take six of that.

994
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:34,000
I don't like what's happening here you guys.

995
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000
No.

996
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,000
Cool toy isn't it?

997
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000
Now please get off my arm.

998
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,000
I sneeze on him.

999
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,000
Ew.

1000
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,000
It's boogery.

1001
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Yeah.

1002
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,000
That's all I have.

1003
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:50,000
Do I have another action as Thea has two?

1004
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,000
Sure.

1005
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000
Okay cool.

1006
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:58,000
I want to try to like fly and drag him around by this tether.

1007
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
I feel like that's not going to work.

1008
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:05,000
Yeah I mean you fly away as far as you can go and the energy just extends and

1009
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000
contracts however far you get from him.

1010
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,000
I don't really want to bite him again.

1011
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:16,000
Okay I'm going to hold my second action then.

1012
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,000
Okay.

1013
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:25,000
And if this tether is unleashed if I am unleashed from this tether I will fly at

1014
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000
him and bite him.

1015
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,000
Cool beans.

1016
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,000
It's his turn.

1017
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,000
Cool.

1018
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,000
Well okay you're right you caught me.

1019
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:41,000
Maybe I'll just take out somebody you care for.

1020
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:50,000
He questions looking at Vorunax pointing over to Lipsinki as necromantic energy

1021
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:54,000
washes out from his hand and over to them.

1022
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:59,000
You must make a constitution saving throw Lipsinki as blight is coming

1023
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000
towards you.

1024
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,000
Okay.

1025
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Twenty six.

1026
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,000
Nice.

1027
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Cool.

1028
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:10,000
So you're going to take half.

1029
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Twenty six.

1030
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,000
Yeah.

1031
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
How good you got a role in this game.

1032
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,000
Very good.

1033
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:19,000
So that's going to be 98 necrotic baby.

1034
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000
Oh my god.

1035
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,000
Cast at level.

1036
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,000
Yeah.

1037
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
So half though.

1038
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Half a 38.

1039
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:34,000
It's only 19 as the life force is just draining from you.

1040
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,000
No big deal.

1041
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:40,000
Being that he's 20 feet away he floats up and towards Vorunax where you saw

1042
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,000
that like a little flash of light towards the center of the room.

1043
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:47,000
He's floating up and in the direction of that.

1044
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000
No no no.

1045
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,000
I mean he can get pretty close.

1046
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,000
He's not to it yet.

1047
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,000
Within like 10 feet.

1048
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000
Is he pulling me along.

1049
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000
No it's an energy tether.

1050
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,000
So it just goes.

1051
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,000
It can just stretch.

1052
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000
You're just flying around in circles and it's just following you.

1053
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000
I'm not flying around in circles.

1054
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,000
Don't make me look dumb.

1055
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,000
I'm not.

1056
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:07,000
I'm pouting midair.

1057
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,000
Flint you are up sir.

1058
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,000
Quetzalpoudis.

1059
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,000
That's right.

1060
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,000
I mean fuck I don't know what to do.

1061
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,000
It's either orbs or cage.

1062
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000
I don't really have a lot of other options.

1063
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,000
You can see him now.

1064
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,000
Yeah you've got dudes.

1065
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:21,000
Don't worry about me man.

1066
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:25,000
I haven't held you back before.

1067
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,000
All right.

1068
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:30,000
I'll throw one thrower at the cage to see if I can bust it open finally.

1069
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,000
Oh it's a nat 20.

1070
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000
Oh yeah.

1071
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,000
Oh yeah.

1072
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:41,000
I mean if you want to roll the damage just to see how good it is.

1073
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,000
It was 21 damage.

1074
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000
Yeah it hits and rings.

1075
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,000
You can hear the vibration in your ears Yenbul.

1076
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:55,000
As the stone all around it cracks and hits with enough force that the cage flies off.

1077
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,000
It's now open.

1078
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,000
It would have dropped.

1079
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:02,000
So you're now 20 feet above the hoard with open air.

1080
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,000
No poison.

1081
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,000
All good.

1082
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:08,000
I give Flint two big thumbs up from across the room.

1083
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:13,000
She takes out this foam finger she's had in her bag this whole time and just sort of like waving it around.

1084
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,000
I like that.

1085
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,000
All right.

1086
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000
I'll throw a hammer towards Shandlar.

1087
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Do it.

1088
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:24,000
I guess we also don't know necessarily that it hurt Thea right.

1089
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
That was another Nat 20.

1090
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,000
Oh my god Tom.

1091
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,000
Yeah Tom.

1092
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:32,000
So I feel like Amy's not going to be super pleased with that roll.

1093
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000
It's okay you can't kill me.

1094
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,000
Oh no that's right.

1095
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,000
You can't kill me it's okay.

1096
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,000
Well not yet.

1097
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,000
Not yet.

1098
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,000
Roll low my friend.

1099
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,000
Roll low.

1100
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:46,000
I mean it wasn't low.

1101
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,000
19.

1102
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000
It wasn't horrible but it wasn't low.

1103
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:52,000
Okay so he's going to take half rounded down.

1104
00:44:52,000 --> 00:45:01,000
So that makes that nine and Thea is going to take ten.

1105
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,000
That's okay.

1106
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000
As you crush into his side.

1107
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:08,000
You see like the energy like spark down to her.

1108
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:14,000
Whatever noise a Quetzalcoatlus makes I probably have like.

1109
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
That's it.

1110
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000
I mean that's as good a noise as any.

1111
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,000
Yeah.

1112
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,000
Shangalar makes that exact same noise at the same time so you can't tell who it's coming

1113
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,000
from.

1114
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000
Oh shut your face.

1115
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,000
I assume it's the bird person making the bird like noise.

1116
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,000
It caught me.

1117
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:35,000
Yeah we'll throw it one more time Adam because what the fuck.

1118
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000
Yeah.

1119
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,000
Not a Nat 20 that time.

1120
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000
But it's a 25.

1121
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Yeah still hits.

1122
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,000
15 bludgeoning damage.

1123
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000
Okay he's going to take half round seven.

1124
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000
You're going to take eight.

1125
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,000
You're at 24 total damage for your bird.

1126
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000
Yeah it's fine I got six left it's good.

1127
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000
You can frighten and gaze you Flint.

1128
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,000
He's going to do that.

1129
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,000
Hey hey.

1130
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,000
Boy with the hammer.

1131
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,000
Hammer boy.

1132
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,000
That's my name.

1133
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,000
He stares down at you.

1134
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,000
Make a wisdom saving throw.

1135
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
And this is against being frightened.

1136
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,000
Against being frightened.

1137
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,000
That is a 17.

1138
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,000
I got to beat an 18.

1139
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,000
Close but no cigar.

1140
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000
So you're frightened.

1141
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000
Which means you know what frightened means don't you.

1142
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:28,000
I got to move away.

1143
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:32,000
But he's already moving away from me so I feel like that's a win for me.

1144
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:36,000
You can repeat the saving throw at the end of each turn ending on the success.

1145
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:41,000
Russ I'm going to use my reroll of saving throw that I fail.

1146
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:49,000
Because why not.

1147
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:56,000
So you have disadvantage on ability checks and attack roles while the source of fear is in line of sight.

1148
00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:00,000
The creature can't willingly move closer to its source of fear.

1149
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:04,000
For a minute or until you save.

1150
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,000
Okay.

1151
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,000
Okay.

1152
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,000
Lipsinki.

1153
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,000
I don't think I'm going to do anything.

1154
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:17,000
I don't want that wall to shrink because I do more damage with the wall being there in a mass hoard of zombies than I do if I shorten it by 10 feet.

1155
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:24,000
So unfortunately that means I can't really actually do anything else because that is a spell I am concentrating on.

1156
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:28,000
And I want to give up that spell that's killing them zombies.

1157
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000
Just roll some damage.

1158
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,000
It's a thing.

1159
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:36,000
So I am going to do more magic wall damage.

1160
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,000
Do it.

1161
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Twenty six.

1162
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:42,000
Well like odds are I'm going to fall back in there and it'd be nice not to have as many zombies.

1163
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,000
Well I feel like I am chipping away at them.

1164
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,000
Little by little.

1165
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000
No big deal.

1166
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,000
Hopefully.

1167
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000
Yeah because I'm almost there.

1168
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,000
Vorunax.

1169
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,000
Ah damn it.

1170
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,000
Don't worry about it.

1171
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:00,000
Kyle doesn't want to do this but Vorunax is going to do it.

1172
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000
Vorunax can bring you back.

1173
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,000
That's not the thing.

1174
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,000
Don't you fucking.

1175
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:09,000
I don't even know if I can yell at him as it's like basic speech.

1176
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000
Bird bird bird.

1177
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000
I look and give a knowing nod.

1178
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,000
Shake my head like violently.

1179
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:21,000
I look at Shangri-La and say oh no no you're not going anywhere.

1180
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,000
Orcus wants to see you.

1181
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,000
What?

1182
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,000
You will be taken in.

1183
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,000
What?

1184
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:31,000
And I'm going to lift the wand of Orcus and I'm going to use power word kill on him.

1185
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,000
You brought the plaything?

1186
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:36,000
I brought the plaything because guess who daddy loves.

1187
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,000
Hey welcome to the middle.

1188
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000
I jumped right in there.

1189
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,000
Amy coming in hot.

1190
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,000
I'm okay with it.

1191
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
Every now and again she does it.

1192
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000
If we came into the middle.

1193
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,000
If we came into the middle.

1194
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,000
This time Amy did piano.

1195
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,000
And maybe they'll call her and tell her to stop.

1196
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,000
Cease and desist.

1197
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000
I'm just hoping.

1198
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000
Canadian content for you there.

1199
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:16,000
I like hearing you sing and I want us to get told to stop stealing bear naked ladies.

1200
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
I would love it.

1201
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,000
You know we just be like I'm so sorry with the giant smile on our face.

1202
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,000
You know where this month you can probably hear Amy sing again.

1203
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,000
Oh almost certainly.

1204
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,000
Yeah.

1205
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,000
Is that our Jackbox games night with our patrons.

1206
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,000
If we're rapping.

1207
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,000
If there's a rap battle going down.

1208
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,000
There could be a rap battle.

1209
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,000
We could be telling jokes.

1210
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,000
I didn't do well last time.

1211
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,000
Okay we run a comedy podcast.

1212
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:46,000
But God forbid we're asked to be funny at any given moment during a Jackbox.

1213
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,000
Jackbox games will just be like oh no.

1214
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,000
And it'll just be the driest stuff you've ever heard.

1215
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:54,000
Let's not reveal how bad we are at Jackbox games.

1216
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,000
Let's pretend we're good.

1217
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000
Maybe pump it up a little bit.

1218
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:01,000
But we hit a goal last month of 60 patrons over on our Patreon.

1219
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:07,000
Thank you to all of our patrons and thank you for thinking about joining us as well.

1220
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:13,000
Because it doesn't matter if you helped us hit that goal or if you join us right now.

1221
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:19,000
You will still be invited to the Jackbox games night which we are having on November 12th 2020.

1222
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,000
That's that's like soon.

1223
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,000
That's next week.

1224
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,000
Cool.

1225
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,000
We would love to see you there.

1226
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,000
Go to Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

1227
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,000
Come join us.

1228
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:31,000
You'll be part of that Jackbox games night event invite.

1229
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:34,000
But also you could help us hit our next goal.

1230
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:38,000
Which guess what is a live streamed one shot for our patrons.

1231
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000
Who just started sweating?

1232
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,000
Me.

1233
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,000
Oh all of us.

1234
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,000
All of us at the same time.

1235
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,000
I'm just constantly sweating.

1236
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,000
We've never really done a live stream before.

1237
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:51,000
This is going to be something brand spanking new that we've never tried.

1238
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Come on just try.

1239
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Yeah it's fine.

1240
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,000
I don't agree.

1241
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,000
We want to be there.

1242
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,000
We like it when people see us.

1243
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,000
It's fine.

1244
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,000
It's not a problem.

1245
00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,000
Oh definitely.

1246
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,000
I'll dress up for you.

1247
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000
Wait you're not going to wear the robe?

1248
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,000
Yeah come on.

1249
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,000
Your trademark robe?

1250
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,000
Like maybe I'll slap on some lipstick or something.

1251
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,000
Okay all right.

1252
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000
Yeah fair enough.

1253
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000
Anyways Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

1254
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,000
We'd love to see you over there.

1255
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Join us for games night.

1256
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:17,000
Join us for a live stream one shot when we hit that goal.

1257
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:23,000
And a whole bunch of other great stuff like audio and more games and characters and a whole bunch of stuff.

1258
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,000
Songs.

1259
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000
Hey there's songs up there too.

1260
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,000
Got to record another one.

1261
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,000
Here we go.

1262
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:31,000
We got to get back to the episode so I can go record more songs.

1263
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,000
I thought you were legitimately going to do one right now.

1264
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,000
I thought he was just going to launch into it.

1265
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,000
Well no.

1266
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000
I don't have my notes.

1267
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000
And it's going to be bare naked ladies theme.

1268
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:44,000
But the lyrics won't be changed because now I'm panicking.

1269
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,000
Chickeny China the Chinese chicken getting back to the episode.

1270
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,000
Here we go.

1271
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000
Don't sue us please please please please.

1272
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:57,000
I love how this is all turned out.

1273
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,000
Yeah it's gotten weird.

1274
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,000
I love it.

1275
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,000
Yeah it's gotten real weird.

1276
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,000
I'll agree.

1277
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,000
Right?

1278
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,000
I love it.

1279
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,000
Just as expected.

1280
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:09,000
So for listeners describe power word kill to us.

1281
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:14,000
You utter a word of power that can compel one creature you can see within range to die instantly.

1282
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,000
If the creature you choose has a hundred hit points or fewer.

1283
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:20,000
I'm hoping he hasn't recovered enough.

1284
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:24,000
I could show everybody the math.

1285
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000
But in this case it works for you.

1286
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:30,000
He started with a hundred and thirty five hit points.

1287
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:35,000
Lost some gained some lost some gained some.

1288
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:39,000
Is currently sitting at ninety eight hit points.

1289
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,000
Oh yes.

1290
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:45,000
I was very excited to hear this.

1291
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,000
That's my own.

1292
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:49,000
That's that's the Kyle issue.

1293
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,000
I don't know how that's going to work.

1294
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:55,000
I was really hoping that you wouldn't be tethered at this point because I don't know how that works.

1295
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,000
You cast power word kill.

1296
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,000
Describe to me how Varnaux cast it.

1297
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,000
What happens.

1298
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000
Give me like a fantastic scene.

1299
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,000
Tell me how you wave your daddy's play thing around.

1300
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,000
Yeah I wave daddy's.

1301
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:13,000
I take the wand of orcas and I kind of like as I busted out I give it like a little spin and what not.

1302
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,000
And just point it right towards him.

1303
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:34,000
The maw of the skull at the end of it just like pops open and this dark void of like energy wrapped in purple electricity just bolts out and seeps slowly into Shanglaar's chest over time just causing him to disintegrate from that point outwards.

1304
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:50,000
We see that happen and then the tether untethers and this huge blast of energy moves down and towards the Quetzalcoatl and explodes around the bird.

1305
00:53:50,000 --> 00:54:01,000
And then we see from this blast of energy Thea's body fall to the ground.

1306
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:10,000
We hear her thud just after Lipsinki's wall passes over the horde of zombies clearing the way.

1307
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:22,000
You take 15 bludgeoning damage and are knocked unconscious from the blast and the energy course through you.

1308
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:36,000
Shanglaar's body or the lich's form falls and then dusts away as his robe falls and hits the ground.

1309
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:40,000
The zombies stop moving in that instant.

1310
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:49,000
Those that can see look out over the city of Calumport and any undead have stopped moving where they are.

1311
00:54:49,000 --> 00:55:07,000
The surrounding scene blinks out of existence and then suddenly reappears and you're back in the mountains, a part of a peak of one of the mountains.

1312
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:10,000
We've accomplished what we've come here to do, Lipsinki.

1313
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:17,000
We must claim the phylactery, return it to Orcus.

1314
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:21,000
Should be fairly easy for us to do.

1315
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:26,000
Flint, Thea, I appreciate your help.

1316
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:31,000
The anvil is out of the cage now and climbs down the pillar.

1317
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:40,000
The undead are unmoving and she makes her way over to Thea's body and casts healing hands.

1318
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:49,000
And, I mean, she's just unconscious so that gives her 16 hit points.

1319
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:53,000
Oh my god, you couldn't have done that when I wasn't tethered to him?

1320
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:56,000
I waited as long as I could.

1321
00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:02,000
The opportunity would have been lost otherwise and we would still be in that predicament.

1322
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:17,000
But Thea, we did it. We are away from Calumport and Shangalore is dead and you are okay and we have done it with your new friends.

1323
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,000
Yeah, friends.

1324
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000
Friends.

1325
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,000
Let's not use the f-word. It's vulgar.

1326
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:32,000
That's fair. I believe we've met the end of our arrangement.

1327
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,000
Almost.

1328
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:43,000
You feel free to take the blame for this. Not the blame. That's not the right word. I would consider it a blame.

1329
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:53,000
As much as I would love to see Calumport actually overrun with zombies and undead, not like this. Not like this.

1330
00:56:54,000 --> 00:57:02,000
No. Lipsinki, we're done here. Let's claim the phylactery and return to Orcus. Are you ready?

1331
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:11,000
Yeah, I'm ready. Let's go get that phylactery and get back down there. I mean, you did mention something about me maybe running the pyramid or something.

1332
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:17,000
I don't know if I prove myself enough here, but let's get the phylactery. We can talk about it.

1333
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:28,000
Hold on a second. You know, the power that you exuded throughout all this, I mean, you almost killed me, man. I mean, that was pretty extreme.

1334
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:33,000
You didn't hold back. I appreciate that. Maybe Lipsinki does have something to prove.

1335
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:42,000
And you know what? If anyone could convince us of the power of Orcus, it might have been someone who I would have considered one of us.

1336
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:45,000
I don't know if you have Orcus missions, but...

1337
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:56,000
Yeah, you know what they say. You catch more Orcus converts with Lipsinki than you do with big mean old Vorunax. That's what they always say down in the abyss.

1338
00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:01,000
You know, I even heard that up here. That smooth saying has traveled.

1339
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,000
It's true. It's been going around.

1340
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:11,000
Lipsinki, I know you know that my means are potentially harsh.

1341
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:15,000
It took some persuading to bring you around.

1342
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,000
Yes, sir.

1343
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:28,000
Are you saying you would attempt to bring the benefit of Orcus to these decimators in their time? Right now, traveling with them?

1344
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000
Do you think that's a good idea?

1345
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000
I mean, it's 24-7, right?

1346
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:40,000
We could return back. You say you want to take over this pyramid. No, I see you doing much grander things.

1347
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000
Well, you don't say.

1348
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:52,000
Your choice. I trust you will walk with Orcus regardless of what you do. Because if you don't, remember that he's always watching you.

1349
00:58:53,000 --> 00:59:01,000
Well, V, I think we should get that phylactery and I'll come with you back to the abyss and we can figure it out.

1350
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:04,000
That doesn't mean I'm not going to come back and try and convert you two.

1351
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,000
That might.

1352
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:09,000
Well, sure. You've been out how many times since you've gone down there?

1353
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:12,000
Well, just this one time.

1354
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,000
Yeah.

1355
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,000
I look forward to seeing you again.

1356
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:24,000
I guess we might see you around. I mean, it's been a while, but I mean, I'm sure time flies down there, right?

1357
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000
Oh, we have a good time down there.

1358
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:30,000
Right? You're just killing time, huh? Yeah.

1359
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:39,000
That phylactery just questioned anyone seeing maybe an amulet anywhere or, you know, just...

1360
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:44,000
Feel free to take your time to search this pyramid from the bottom to the top.

1361
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,000
Let's go, Lipsinki. Bye, y'all.

1362
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:53,000
Oh, Thea, maybe that bracer for Lipsinki. I mean, she did us a solid.

1363
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,000
Could return her. That's true. Return her shovel.

1364
00:59:55,000 --> 01:00:00,000
Yeah, sorry. And I dig around inside my bag and I pull out comical things.

1365
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000
Rubber chicken.

1366
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000
Faucet.

1367
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:09,000
Comma suture book. What did that get in there?

1368
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:14,000
And I pull out Lipsinki's bracer and I hand it to her.

1369
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:20,000
And I say, I hope you find what you're looking for.

1370
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:27,000
And I hope you're able to help people with your special gift.

1371
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,000
Thank you so much.

1372
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:37,000
And I take the bracer and kind of pause for a moment when I'm holding it and look deep into her eyes and say, thank you.

1373
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,000
I hope I'll see you again.

1374
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:44,000
Hey, can you guys double check that inside the phylactery he didn't hide?

1375
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:48,000
He seems like a dickweed who'd do that, like, right? Put an amulet inside his phylactery.

1376
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:53,000
Oh, yeah, sure. I'll double check it. You bet. Bye.

1377
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:56,000
Yeah, 100%. Totally going to do that.

1378
01:00:56,000 --> 01:01:03,000
We see Vorunax and Lipsinki portal into the original chamber that you had seen before.

1379
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:08,000
All of this, the red carpet leading up to the vase.

1380
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:15,000
You grab the vase as it has a clear sign on it that says,

1381
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:16,000
Phylactery?

1382
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:19,000
Chandelars. Phylactery.

1383
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:22,000
What a foolish, foolish follower.

1384
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:28,000
You know, a lot of people, once they get those label makers, they just go crazy labeling everything.

1385
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,000
I bet that's what happened.

1386
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:33,000
You look around and you see that the drapes are labeled drapes.

1387
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:36,000
The carpet is labeled carpet.

1388
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:40,000
It's like double D for mad at me.

1389
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:44,000
The portal reopens and you find yourselves back in the abyss.

1390
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:47,000
Great job, Lipsinki.

1391
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:52,000
If Orcus will not say it, I'll say it. I'm proud of you.

1392
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,000
Well, thanks, V. That means a lot to me.

1393
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:59,000
I'm sorry you had to kill your brother, or your spiritual brother, or your Orcus brother.

1394
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,000
Honestly.

1395
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,000
You know what I mean.

1396
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:09,000
He'll be back in some 1d10 days or something, and I could probably do it all over again if I really wanted to.

1397
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:14,000
Well, that sounds fun. Maybe we could make a whole day of it.

1398
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:17,000
That is some spirit right there. Let's go.

1399
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:24,000
We flashback to Flint, Thea, and Yen Bull standing amidst the remaining zombie horde.

1400
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:27,000
The three of you looking around at the scene.

1401
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:35,000
You see those the remaining two orbs begin to float down towards the perimeter walkway.

1402
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:42,000
I got this. I go over to one and I like, you know, like.

1403
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:44,000
Yeah.

1404
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:47,000
Does it open up? It's like.

1405
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:51,000
And then there's like an amulet in it.

1406
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,000
Yeah.

1407
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,000
Yeah, there is. Sure. Yeah. Why not?

1408
01:02:56,000 --> 01:03:00,000
Shangri-La, he was a real jokester apparently, so yes.

1409
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000
That's exactly what happens.

1410
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:08,000
Where there were no seams before, a seam forms and cracks open like a new coat.

1411
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:11,000
Well, thank goodness you knew the secret knock.

1412
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:16,000
You know, I just had a feeling this this knucklehead would have done something like this.

1413
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:20,000
And inside you, you see an amulet.

1414
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:25,000
You open both of them. There is no amulet in the other.

1415
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:28,000
It's just like a dust.

1416
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,000
I don't touch it.

1417
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:36,000
And I just look at Flint and I say.

1418
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:43,000
I guess I don't say it. I gesture towards it.

1419
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,000
I say it with my body.

1420
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:48,000
It's all the body language.

1421
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:52,000
Yeah, I guess I stroll over and pick up that amulet out of that orb.

1422
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,000
Does it inspire me with wonder, Ross?

1423
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,000
It inspires you with wonder.

1424
01:03:56,000 --> 01:04:01,000
Oh, this looks like it's the beginning of the end for old Bort and me.

1425
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:23,000
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1426
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:28,000
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1427
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1428
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1429
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1430
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:48,000
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1431
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1432
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1433
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,000
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1434
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:02,000
Bom bom. That's the intense music that I've dropped in in post.

1435
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:03,000
Nice.

1436
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,000
It's not the only thing dropping.

1437
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:08,000
Rude.

1438
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,000
Sorry.

1439
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:12,000
Too soon, Kyle. I haven't even hit the ground.

1440
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,000
The bodies hit the floor.

1441
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,000
See his body hits the floor.

1442
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,000
Yeah.

1443
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:19,000
Yeah.

1444
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,000
Yeah.

1445
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,000
Yeah.

1446
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,000
Yeah.

1447
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:24,000
See?

1448
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,000
Yeah, he should just give up and go home.

1449
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:27,000
He should.

1450
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:28,000
That does sound like a plan.

1451
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,000
Or he does love you more.

1452
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,000
He does realize his robes are ugly.

1453
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:33,000
Lich lair.

1454
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,000
Lich lair.

1455
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:39,000
It's tired and chooses not to do anything.

1456
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,000
Yeah, no.

1457
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,000
It's had a long day, Russ.

1458
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:43,000
Rooms get tired too.

1459
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:46,000
Cool beans?

1460
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,000
Cool.

1461
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:48,000
Cool beans.

1462
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:49,000
Everybody's cool.

1463
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:54,000
I didn't fucking mention Mannix one fucking time in this whole goddamn thing.

1464
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:55,000
I'm gonna cut.

1465
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,000
Well, I guess he just got eaten and dead.

1466
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:58,000
Whoopsies.

1467
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,000
Did we find his robes or something?

1468
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,000
Well, no.

1469
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,000
There was a big old radiant ball of light floating around.

1470
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:05,000
Maybe there was a cave in the side.

1471
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:07,000
Yeah.

1472
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:12,000
I'll cut back in and say, and you see Mannix down below.

1473
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000
Everybody give me like, oh no.

1474
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:16,000
Oh no.

1475
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:17,000
What?

1476
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:18,000
Oh no.

1477
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,000
I'll use one of those.

1478
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:20,000
One of those has to be.

1479
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,000
I felt mine was sincere.

1480
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,000
Yeah, yours was sincere.

1481
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:26,000
Everyone else was like, oh no.

1482
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:29,000
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