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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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These magic missiles strike this bird hard, as it's moving to swoop back towards Sully and knock it into this roof.

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And as you look up and to this roof, you see a dwarven man coming up and over the other side of this peak of this roof.

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I thought you were out to save the world. Why'd you have to bring it here?

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They just wasn't us!

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I don't think we brought this here. Also, that was amazing, both of you. Oh my goodness.

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Well, it looked like you needed a little assistance.

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Oh, I definitely do. And I sit down, because I'm very weak.

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I broke my bow.

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Charmy comes over to you and says, this one, this one's on the house.

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Thanks, Charmy. You're the best.

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I think we can help you. And he looks down at his blade. Maybe if you take this one.

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Are you sure? I know you wanted the other one back. Maybe, maybe we'll find the other one and I can bring them both back.

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If you find the other one, I'd love to see it. But there's no more traveling in my future.

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This is for you. You all climb aboard the carriage and set off on the road to head towards Tymanther, which was where you were heading all along.

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Gotta save the world.

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I know I said I wouldn't ask, but are we almost there yet?

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I am your dungeon master, Russ More, and with me today is Amy More.

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Put your hands up. It's me. And I play Sullivan's Light, a halfling, lightfoot rogue. No, lightfoot halfling rogue. Nailed it.

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And Carla Maxted. That is me. I play Glim. I am a dragonborn pAlydin.

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And Tom Laird. That's me. I play Moot. He is a half-orc, wild magic sorcerer.

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And joining us today, we have a very special guest. We always love to have guests on.

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And if you would find them from Discovery Debrief, Incomparable Podcast Network.

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They're a voiceover artist. They're also Commander Stubby Stan in Elite Dangerous. Maybe we'll get some special stories.

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It's Cicero Holmes. Welcome.

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Well, thank you. That is me. And am I allowed to say who I'm playing?

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Absolutely, you can.

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Oh, cool. I am playing Dense, one of those bird things that I can't pronounce.

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Erycocra?

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Yeah, an Erycocra bard.

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Well, it's lovely to have you. Thank you for playing Dense. Dense is a character one of our patrons put together.

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That's awesome.

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Josh Dixon. So thank you, Josh.

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Thanks, Josh.

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Yeah, thank you. Thank you, Josh. Yeah. So peek behind the curtain. Russ contacted me months ago about this.

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And in this year, that feels like years ago.

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And and said, hey, think about a character.

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And then when he told me that you can pick a character or we've got our page, one of our patrons made a character for us.

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You could play that one. I was like, oh, done.

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So, Josh, I hope that I do you proud with your creation, Dense.

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I'm certain that you will.

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And if not, we'll hear about it. We'll pass it along.

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That's one of the things you can do for us when you're a patron is give us NPCs and items.

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All of that is available at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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And you also get an episode dedicated to you like today's patron, John Williams.

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John Williams.

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The famous composer.

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Congratulations, guys.

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He's been doing a score for us the whole time, Russ.

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I did not know we were pulling such a big fish.

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Now that I know that John Williams is a patron of ours because it was a random poll.

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I'm going to be contacting you for all the sweet musics here, John.

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Hopefully you're the right John Williams.

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Either way, you're composing music for us.

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Thank you.

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Find out more at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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And now, fuck it.

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Let's play.

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Oh, shit. All right.

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It's like crap. We're doing this now.

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Let's do this.

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The road is long and has brought troubles and boons in equal fashion for Moot, Glim and Sully.

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After having wearily left the town of Schill Oaks.

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Where do we find Moot, Glim and Sully?

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Moot, Glim and Sully.

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The state of being, not necessarily the location, but how are you feeling about this?

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Well, I don't know. Did I get a boon or not?

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Well, you lived through the experience in Schill Oaks, so.

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So not. I don't know.

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I think Sullivan's Light's a little sketched out.

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I think every crack in the forest as they go down, he's like, oh, what's.

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I'm fine.

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I think Glim is unsurprisingly just peppy and optimistic.

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Just looking forward.

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We are on the way now.

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She is walking towards the place or, I guess, wagoning towards the place.

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Or she can start to fulfill her destiny to save the world with her dear friends.

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So, yeah, I think I think Glim is just happy and peppy, probably jogging alongside the wagon.

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Got to keep in shape if you're going to declare your oath, you know, into man.

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Moot's a little trepidatious.

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So he's a little he's a little interested to see if that's going to happen sooner or later.

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His hair is so fucking unkempt right now.

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Every time he gets dressed, he's like, do my clothes fit?

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Have I grown? Have I shrunk?

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He's Harry Pottering it.

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He's like trying to flatten his hair, but it's just not working.

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Spending another 10 day on the road with wild haired moot.

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You're traveling both by carriage and by boat.

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Do we have pseudo Rolf with us?

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You have Rolf.

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Is that what we decided?

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Or is this a clone of Rolf?

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Or does it matter?

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Or did we choose not to know?

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Because do you want to know if you have the clone?

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I think we chose not to know.

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So we've got Rolf.

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He came on the boat.

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Rolf's with you.

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You're riding aboard the carriage.

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Rolf, for those who don't know, is a donkey.

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He's our donkey.

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There's a few questions.

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But you've been traveling aboard your carriage.

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You've taken the boat across the open sea.

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And you've made it to a small town along your travels called Simbar.

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You're in a tavern.

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You decided to take the night to rest.

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And you've come across an interesting individual.

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Well, hello.

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Hello.

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Well, it's really 40.

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You'd come right up to our booth here and stuff.

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I mean, I see people, so I say hello to them.

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Hi, guys.

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My name is Dents.

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How you doing?

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Not too bad, Dents.

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Why don't you pull up a stool and tell us your story?

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a bard extraordinaire.

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You certainly have the voice for a good bard.

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Well, don't you know it?

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So, you know, I'm just trying to make a couple of coppers, maybe a silver, maybe

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a couple of golds, if you know what I mean.

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Dare to dream, my friends.

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Dare to dream.

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That's right.

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If you dream high, you can soar higher than I do because I can fly, baby.

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Oh, I see there.

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You got some wings.

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That's awesome.

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So Dents is, you know, one of those things that I can't say.

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Eracocra.

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I'll just keep inserting it over time.

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Eracocra.

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And what's really unique about him is there are splashes of color.

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It's there is like there's a red right in the middle and then there is blue on

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right by his temples.

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So it's like he's colored his hair in these rainbows.

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But it gives, you know, brings a lot of attention to him.

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But then if you look at the rest of him, he's got a black fur face or black

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feathered face and then a very dark black breast.

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standing. But he's always kind of like crouched down almost like a chicken.

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I think we all know someone who could probably stand there straightest and

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I was so wondering, Amy was giving Russ such a look and I was like, what is

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Oh, it's because he's very tall and he doesn't stand up straight.

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It's true.

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I mean, can confirm.

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Can confirm.

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Because when he actually stands up straight, you're like, oh, you're

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You're actually a large man.

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You can reach the tall shelves.

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That's lovely.

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Thank you for that.

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Sullivan's light, I think looks sorry.

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It's dense, right?

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Not dunce.

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No, not dunce.

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It is dense.

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Although everyone keeps saying that.

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I don't understand why.

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You know what?

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I couldn't I couldn't even tell you.

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But what I did want to tell you is that you're fucking beautiful.

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Look at your colors.

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you need a better job job tier.

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What I said, I don't I don't have one of those, but maybe I could use

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one because a lot of times I think I do silver work, but I keep getting

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the coppers.

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I could start making more silvers.

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Glimp.

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This looks like a side quest.

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Like I have no idea.

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Should we help dense find a manager?

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Do you think that will help us save the world eventually?

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I am also taken in by his extreme physical beauty, which is very

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shallow of me.

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I know.

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And well, I mean, it's one beautiful creature standing next to another

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beautiful creature.

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I mean, just look at us.

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Just two very tall, one very shiny, one very colorful.

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I mean, we really make quite a team.

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And you guys should zoom together.

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He can do the music.

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You can do the proselytizing.

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It'd be amazing.

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Sully.

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That is a genius genius idea.

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Are you guys trying to save the world?

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We're trying to save the world through entertainment so we can save

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the world together and make money while we're doing it.

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I do like making money, you guys.

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I love this.

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What kind of entertaining do you do?

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I can sit there and I always seem to when I tell a story, everyone starts

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So I must be pretty funny.

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She's like, maybe like a comedian.

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Look at Carla's face.

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Carla, stop it.

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I need a post-it note right there.

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No, I'm sorry.

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Could your internet be working less tonight?

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Just turn off your video.

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00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000
Yeah, sorry.

250
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,000
So you're like a comedian or something?

251
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000
Well, I guess I'm a comedian.

252
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,000
I just talk and then people start laughing.

253
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:34,000
That sounds like what that is to me.

254
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000
Pretty sure that's exactly what that is.

255
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,000
Oh, for sure.

256
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:41,000
Well, what if what if we like do it together?

257
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:49,000
Oh, well, so we become like a like a I think I've heard this term before.

258
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It's called the a troop will go in and will take the whole tavern by storm.

259
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I like it.

260
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:05,000
Well, I mean, I don't know if we have the same skills you have to perform

261
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,000
and entertain.

262
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:10,000
I mean, maybe my friends are very, very clever.

263
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,000
So so maybe I mean, really what we're doing, we're heading to

264
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,000
Samantha to help save the world.

265
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:21,000
It's just a step on a very long plan for saving the world.

266
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,000
So that's you know, we're just we're just here for the night.

267
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,000
How about you?

268
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,000
Sounds like you travel around a lot, too.

269
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:32,000
Well, I like I like Samantha.

270
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,000
I really do.

271
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It reminds me of this old show that I used to watch when back in my own town.

272
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It was called Who's the Boss?

273
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:56,000
They kept talking about going to Samantha, Samantha.

274
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000
You know what?

275
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000
I think I saw that one.

276
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:05,000
It traveled around and did a lot of the plays in the in the square and stuff.

277
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000
Yeah, exactly.

278
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,000
Yeah, it kind of it's kind of what inspired me.

279
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:13,000
So maybe I need to go to Samantha.

280
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000
I think it might be a sign.

281
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,000
It might be a sign.

282
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000
Yeah, I guess.

283
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000
I think that settled moot.

284
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,000
Yeah, you bring a little little quiet there.

285
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:29,000
It's just there's a lot of things going on and I don't know anything about Samantha.

286
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:35,000
But I mean, if it's where we need to go and that's part of Glim's destiny, like let's let's go make it happen.

287
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000
So wait a minute.

288
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000
You don't have a destiny.

289
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000
I'm not really sure what it is.

290
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:46,000
Like I haven't had a vision since I was young telling me I was going to save the world.

291
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:50,000
Oh, but Moot, you know, you two are part of my destiny.

292
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:55,000
So it's your destiny to we're all destined together to save the world.

293
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000
We're like destiny's child.

294
00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:01,000
The children of destiny.

295
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,000
Say, say her name, say her name.

296
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000
Glim, can you handle this?

297
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,000
Is that a woman?

298
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000
Amy, can you?

299
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:13,000
Oh, wait, Sully, can you handle this?

300
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:20,000
I don't think you're ready for this jello.

301
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:32,000
Well, if we if we're here for too long, we'll have lots of bills, bills, bills.

302
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:37,000
I was just waiting for it to see if there was one more.

303
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,000
Beyonce does not need our help.

304
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:44,000
All I kept thinking was Beyonce songs and I was like, no, no, no.

305
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000
Damn it.

306
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,000
We're independent women.

307
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,000
Et cetera, et cetera.

308
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:57,000
I was going to say scrubs and I was like, wrong.

309
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:07,000
After a jovial night of ale, stories and many songs, the four of you hop aboard the next day.

310
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,000
The carriage heading back out on the road.

311
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:19,000
It would take the group another 10 day before reaching the outskirts of Dharad Thamar within the Timanthar region.

312
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:24,000
The road from Simbar was at times troublesome,

313
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:30,000
bringing all manners of difficult terrain and creatures looking for an easy meal.

314
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:39,000
We see Moot and Glim, leading Rolf, the group's trusted donkey, through a particularly rough patch of the adder swamp.

315
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Sully and Dents riding in the wagon when one of the wheels of their carriage is wedged deep into the muck of the swamp.

316
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:56,000
Well, you guys seem like you might have a problem here.

317
00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:01,000
I don't have any problems because I can keep going.

318
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000
Well, it's super nice for you actually.

319
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:13,000
It's really appreciated that you got out of the wagon because you're really big and heavy.

320
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,000
But I can't step down because it's sticky.

321
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000
You guys, it's so sticky.

322
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
It is really sticky.

323
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,000
Does anyone have vehicle proficiency?

324
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000
I don't.

325
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000
I looked at my character sheet.

326
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000
Remember this?

327
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:30,000
I thought maybe secretly I've had vehicle proficiency this whole time and just didn't remember.

328
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000
No.

329
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000
Not the case.

330
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:36,000
It'd be under where it says proficiency.

331
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:41,000
I think we'd go with animal handling over vehicle.

332
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000
Is just the wheel stuck, you said, or it's broken?

333
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,000
No, it's stuck in the muck.

334
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
Yuck.

335
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:55,000
So dense is flying above everyone after he squawked.

336
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000
He is now flying above them.

337
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:08,000
And what they notice as he's flying is because he's such a big being, his flaps are creating wind.

338
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:26,000
And dense, even though he is dense, is not so dense that he doesn't realize that maybe the flapping of his wings will help push the mud away from the wheel to potentially get the cart unstuck.

339
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:35,000
So I, for dense, would like to cast warding wind.

340
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000
Yes, please do.

341
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:40,000
To see if we can get this thing unstuck.

342
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:46,000
And now remind me of the range of warding wind and then how high is dense flying up.

343
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,000
So it is 10 feet above.

344
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:54,000
So dense is probably about eight feet above the carriage.

345
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:59,000
He's just kind of floating in the air.

346
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:10,000
So as D&D Beyond says, a strong wind, 20 miles per hour, blows around you in a 10 foot radius and moves with you, remaining centered on you.

347
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,000
The wind lasts for the spell's duration.

348
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000
The wind has the following effects.

349
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:21,000
It deafens you and other creatures, extinguishes unprotected flames, it hedges out vapor, gas or fog that can be dispersed.

350
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:25,000
The area is difficult, difficult terrain for other creatures than you.

351
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000
The attack rolls.

352
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:39,000
OK, so will I be able to use warding wind to potentially get rid of this mud that we're stuck in?

353
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:46,000
Maybe a strong wind would dry it out a little bit and allow the wheels to roll over it.

354
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
I would I would say, yeah, absolutely.

355
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
So it's 10 foot around you.

356
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000
It's a right.

357
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,000
It is a 10 foot radius.

358
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000
OK, so you could probably position yourself.

359
00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:00,000
So, I mean, Sully would take the brunt of the wind as well.

360
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000
His tunic flies up.

361
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000
He pushes it down in the center.

362
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,000
Marilyn Monroe style.

363
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:09,000
And it's like, whoa.

364
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:13,000
But yeah, you'd definitely be able to like, you know, start to dry or push the mud.

365
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:19,000
And then the wind would subsequently dry it out, giving glim and moot enough time to roll a combined strength.

366
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:27,000
OK, granting probably advantage because of the boon that dense is bringing to this.

367
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000
So many boons.

368
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000
16.

369
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000
17.

370
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000
Dense flies up and begins flapping his wings.

371
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Sully, you're caught in the middle as you're deafened by the by the sound of these flapping wings.

372
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:47,000
I'm so going to talk real loud from now on for like a minute.

373
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000
Moot and glim.

374
00:22:50,000 --> 00:23:05,000
You begin to feel it ease up as you kind of rocket back and forth and begin to get some traction as the mud dries up, pushes away and dries out beneath you and get back up on the quote unquote trail that you were on.

375
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:12,000
That was sludge more than anything and are able to continue moving forward.

376
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000
Hey, you guys got it.

377
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000
Good job.

378
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000
Yeah.

379
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,000
Well, you guys really need me.

380
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000
You should stick around.

381
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000
Huh?

382
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:30,000
Well, you know, if it wasn't for me, you'd still be stuck.

383
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000
I'm sorry, come again?

384
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:42,000
Yeah, well, I said if it wasn't for me, you would still be stuck.

385
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:47,000
Yeah, I think I get the tunic half off.

386
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000
Well, that was that's really good.

387
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000
That was a great deal.

388
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:55,000
Glim and Moot roll a perception check.

389
00:23:55,000 --> 00:24:00,000
What is Sullivan screaming about back there?

390
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,000
Wasn't great, Russ.

391
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,000
That's a solid two.

392
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,000
Oh, my God.

393
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,000
Fourteen.

394
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:11,000
You're trying to figure out where Sully got the tunic half off.

395
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:17,000
But Glim, you hear you get moving again and you hear up kind of beyond the trees.

396
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000
It's very dense over brush.

397
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:36,000
But you hear like movement coming from behind trees, kind of like a squeaking sound and not heavy foot pads, but definite like scratching movement among the trees and through the through the brush.

398
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000
Am I still deafened?

399
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000
Yeah, you can hear a thing.

400
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,000
Can you guys hear that?

401
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:47,000
It sounds like there's something up ahead.

402
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:59,000
I'm hoping they're not rodents of unusual size, although we are in a swamp and apparently everything is an 80s movie.

403
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,000
Should I be rolling as well?

404
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:07,000
Yeah, now that your attention has been drawn, everybody can roll it.

405
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:12,000
Well, you can't roll your deaf, but everybody else can roll at advantage.

406
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
For a perception roll?

407
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000
Perception, yeah.

408
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000
I think it's good, you guys.

409
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000
Nineteen was my roll.

410
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,000
My roll was worse than my two.

411
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,000
I'll let you guys fill in the blank on that one.

412
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,000
Wow.

413
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,000
Really had to try for that one.

414
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,000
What's your plus?

415
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000
A zero for perception.

416
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
I was going to say must be a zero or a minus.

417
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000
Or a minus, there is no plus for that.

418
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:40,000
I looked too long directly at the sun.

419
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,000
There's no sun, it's like over brush.

420
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,000
Over brush? What is it?

421
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000
Is it canopy?

422
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000
Over brush.

423
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:54,000
You did say over brush, which is that? Are those the same thing?

424
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000
I don't think those are things.

425
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,000
Don't judge me.

426
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000
I mean under brush definitely is a thing.

427
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,000
Yeah, a canopy overhead.

428
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,000
I don't know about this over brush.

429
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,000
What is over brush?

430
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:06,000
It's a real stalagmite, stalag tight situation.

431
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:10,000
So I rolled seventeen.

432
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000
Okay.

433
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,000
So seventeen, one, and sorry, Glim, what did you get?

434
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,000
Nineteen.

435
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000
Okay.

436
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,000
Moot's really stumped by this half off tunic still.

437
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
Still just trying to parse it out.

438
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,000
Was it half off the price or was it because it was blown half off?

439
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000
You don't even know.

440
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,000
Or is it because it's small because you're a small person?

441
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000
Maybe it was a full size tunic.

442
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000
Was it half the price?

443
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:34,000
And I cut it in half, I took half of it off.

444
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,000
Exactly, it's a real mystery Moot's trying to solve.

445
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:52,000
Dense and Glim, you turn with barely enough time to see a humanoid-sized rat jump out from behind the trees towards Moot.

446
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,000
Who's going to make a couple attacks at Moot.

447
00:26:56,000 --> 00:27:00,000
So a fourteen and an eight to bite.

448
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000
Yeah, that hits.

449
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Great.

450
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:08,000
You're going to take four piercing damage as well as a constitution saving throw, please.

451
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
What do you think you'd yell if you got bitten by a rat?

452
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:15,000
My rolls have been great so far, so let's do that.

453
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:20,000
Oh, all right, that's a twenty four on the constitution saving throw.

454
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,000
So one extreme to the other and you said I took how much damage?

455
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000
Four piercing damage.

456
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,000
And now roll for initiative, please.

457
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:37,000
I feel like I'm in the, I feel like I'm sitting in the back of the wagon talking to myself.

458
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,000
That's a three plus five is eight.

459
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,000
That makes sense.

460
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000
So yeah, this checks out.

461
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,000
I'm not sure what's happening.

462
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000
I can't hear an attack going on.

463
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
I'm not paying attention.

464
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
Seventeen for me.

465
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,000
Twelve.

466
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,000
Ten.

467
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:58,000
All right, Glim, you are up first as you see this large rat jumping at your friend Moot biting into his arm.

468
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:06,000
OK, then I am going to use this nice long sword that I didn't mention, but I picked up in Simbar and it's like really sweet.

469
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,000
And we went to the shop and I bought it and it's great.

470
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,000
What?

471
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:14,000
I think I was supposed, wasn't I supposed to come up with a reason how I ended up with this sword?

472
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
Yeah, the dude gave it to you.

473
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000
He gave it to you.

474
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,000
Yeah.

475
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,000
Well, that's fine.

476
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:24,000
I had a note that was like, come up with where you got the sword.

477
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,000
Never mind.

478
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000
No, you're good.

479
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,000
You own it.

480
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,000
Just kidding.

481
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000
Right.

482
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,000
Didn't steal it off of anybody.

483
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000
It's not.

484
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000
It's not mortgage.

485
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:39,000
OK, so I'm going to attack with this long sword and that is not great, but it is a 14.

486
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,000
14 does hit.

487
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
It is 16 damage.

488
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000
Hoof a doofa.

489
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:49,000
Does anyone yell anything at any point while they're fighting?

490
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,000
Not yet.

491
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,000
OK.

492
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:57,000
I want to save it for when it seems like maybe when another one appears.

493
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:02,000
OK, it's the rat's turn and it's going to turn and try and bite you as well as

494
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000
try and hit you with its short sword.

495
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:08,000
So the bite is going to be a 16 to hit.

496
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,000
It will not work.

497
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000
I'm scaly fleshed.

498
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,000
Then the short sword definitely will not hit.

499
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000
We go to moot.

500
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000
Is this thing locked onto my arm?

501
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000
What's the deal here?

502
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
No, it unattached as Glim approached.

503
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:24,000
So it's still within range of both you and Glim at this point.

504
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:28,000
OK, I'm going to cast mage armor on myself.

505
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:32,000
So I kind of shimmer a little bit.

506
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
That's kind of my look actually.

507
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000
Sorry, I had to steal it.

508
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,000
Want to roll to see if you trigger your table?

509
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000
Oh, yes, please.

510
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:43,000
Trigger, trigger, trigger.

511
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,000
It's a seven.

512
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:48,000
So I think it's not not good enough.

513
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000
Nope.

514
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:55,000
So I'll say because you said you've been casting and stuff and nothing's triggered.

515
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000
So we'll say you're you were at a six.

516
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,000
OK.

517
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,000
So next time if you roll a seven or lower.

518
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000
Sounds good.

519
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,000
You trigger.

520
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,000
It's awfully kind of you.

521
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
Well, we didn't talk about it before.

522
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000
So dense, it's your turn.

523
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,000
All right.

524
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:28,000
Well, dense is going to see this rat and immediately his birdlike instincts take over and he jumps up in the air and he swoops down with his talents to attack this rat.

525
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000
Excellent.

526
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,000
Eat it, eat it.

527
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
Oh, does a 21 hit?

528
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000
Yes, it does, sir.

529
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
All right.

530
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000
Oh, oh, my gosh.

531
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,000
Are you kidding me?

532
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000
Or did it?

533
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:52,000
Because I just rolled one d4 minus one and rolled a one.

534
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,000
I mean, you must still be able to do one damage.

535
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000
Yeah.

536
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
How do you know?

537
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
That's wild.

538
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:07,000
So you're like, so OK, knowing that it's zero damage, you like you like clamp in, but it's not super tight.

539
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000
Yeah, you just like go for the nipples or something.

540
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:14,000
You're like, did I like just grab the clothes and just rip his clothes?

541
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,000
There you go.

542
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000
The rat wearing the flesh.

543
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000
The rat is wearing clothes.

544
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000
Yeah, absolutely.

545
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000
Yep.

546
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
So you swamp rats often do.

547
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000
And now you're just like, hi.

548
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,000
Right.

549
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,000
Now.

550
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,000
Now your nipples are exposed.

551
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,000
That's right.

552
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000
Now you look stupid.

553
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,000
Sully, what are you doing?

554
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,000
You probably at least noticed.

555
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,000
Did I?

556
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,000
You tell me.

557
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,000
What is Sully doing?

558
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000
This was my imagining.

559
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000
But it's not a covered cart, though.

560
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:53,000
I just imagine Sullivan's Sly was sitting down, kind of like hands between his legs, just like thinking he's humming quietly to himself.

561
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:57,000
But it's really like.

562
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,000
And just like real loud, awkward humming.

563
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:04,000
OK, coming up behind you.

564
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,000
But you haven't noticed that the cart stopped moving again?

565
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000
I mean, we started rolling on.

566
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,000
Just nothing.

567
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000
Rest didn't let me finish.

568
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,000
I said it wasn't.

569
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,000
It's not a covered cart, though, right?

570
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,000
No.

571
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000
So I likely would see a scuffle.

572
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,000
Well, yeah.

573
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:21,000
OK, you see the scuffle probably as you're finishing humming.

574
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,000
But coming up behind you is another one of these wear rats.

575
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,000
He's going to hit you for a 22 with his bite.

576
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,000
Or their bite, rather.

577
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,000
That works.

578
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Damn.

579
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,000
Wait, hold on.

580
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000
Did we have a long rest?

581
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000
You would have had a long rest between now and.

582
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000
OK, then I'm going to make sure that.

583
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000
Oh, yeah.

584
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000
You're not almost dead.

585
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,000
So I don't even get to do anything.

586
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
This thing's just going to attack me.

587
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000
Fine.

588
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
Yeah, well, it's the thing's turn.

589
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,000
You said it was my turn.

590
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
No, I asked you what you were doing.

591
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000
Demands to be able to do something about it, right?

592
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:54,000
I gave you the thought that it could be your turn, but I asked you what you were doing.

593
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:58,000
So four piercing damage and a Constitution saving throw, please.

594
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Ah ha ha.

595
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Nineteen.

596
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000
OK, you still take four piercing damage.

597
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000
Well, I will.

598
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,000
Great.

599
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,000
And now it's your turn.

600
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,000
How long does the deafen thing take?

601
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,000
A minute?

602
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,000
The deafen thing?

603
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,000
Yeah, how long am I deafened for?

604
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,000
Oh, yeah.

605
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,000
Oh, let's take a look.

606
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,000
Look that up, sister.

607
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,000
That was your fault.

608
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,000
Yeah, that was my fault.

609
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,000
It's OK.

610
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:25,000
I like it when a weird mechanic comes in like that, where it's just like.

611
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000
Up to 10 minutes.

612
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,000
Oh, yeah.

613
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
Well, no, that's the duration of the spell.

614
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,000
Oh, OK.

615
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,000
It doesn't say how long the deafen works.

616
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000
Maybe a turn?

617
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000
Well, I mean, we were traveling.

618
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,000
It's one action.

619
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,000
Yeah, I mean.

620
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,000
We kept going after that.

621
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000
And then you got moving and then the thing attacked.

622
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,000
I'm sure.

623
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Yeah.

624
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,000
I think now that you've been hit, the ringing stops in your ears.

625
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,000
Yeah.

626
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000
The adrenaline.

627
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
I just will suffer from.

628
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,000
Has unrung your ears.

629
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000
Tinnitus.

630
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,000
Does, yeah.

631
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000
For the rest of my life.

632
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,000
OK.

633
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,000
All thanks to dance.

634
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:07,000
Every once in a while, I just want you to put like, you know, that high pitch, just like wine that you hear in your ear.

635
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,000
And then I'm just going to go.

636
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000
Tinnitus sound.

637
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,000
Can you hear that?

638
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,000
Yeah.

639
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000
Just every like six episodes.

640
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000
I'm going to.

641
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:22,000
So this thing has come from behind me and it's like what on my shoulder?

642
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Yeah, like bit your shoulder.

643
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,000
I would like to.

644
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,000
Do I get a two hand attack if I've got daggers?

645
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,000
Yeah, you'd roll.

646
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,000
Yeah, you could roll.

647
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,000
I think you've got two weapon fighting.

648
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,000
Two weapon fighting.

649
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000
Yeah.

650
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,000
OK, so what I'm going to do is as it bites me, I've got my daggers on my person.

651
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:41,000
I'm going to unsheath my daggers and stab backwards at whatever is behind me.

652
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,000
Please be cool.

653
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000
Cool.

654
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,000
Don't roll one.

655
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,000
Fuck.

656
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Eleven.

657
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000
Eleven does not hit.

658
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,000
Eleven.

659
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Two ones.

660
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Eleven still does not hit.

661
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,000
Sorry.

662
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
I just experienced deja vu.

663
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000
Yeah.

664
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
You guys think I'm dancing to my own humming?

665
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
There's a rat latched onto his shoulder.

666
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,000
Good God.

667
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000
Cool.

668
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000
All right.

669
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000
Back to the top.

670
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000
Glim.

671
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,000
There are now two rats in play.

672
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000
Brutal.

673
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,000
OK.

674
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,000
Well, I'm going to attack the one I was already attacking again.

675
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,000
That is a 25.

676
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
25 is good, yeah.

677
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:24,000
And that is 11 damage.

678
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,000
Just kidding.

679
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,000
OK.

680
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000
Tell me how you kill this rat.

681
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:38,000
Well, I guess it has engaged with moot again since I was last fighting with it.

682
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
Did it bite you at you, moot, or what was it doing?

683
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:44,000
Its last action was going for you, Glim, but both of you are within melee range.

684
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,000
OK.

685
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:52,000
Well, I think just probably really traditional, just like a sword right through the chest.

686
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
I haven't learned a lot of fancy new tricks with my new sword.

687
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,000
It's pretty much just the straight stabbing.

688
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,000
The meat and potatoes option.

689
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Just get used to it.

690
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,000
Yeah.

691
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,000
It's not perfect.

692
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000
It's just small vanilla impalement.

693
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Exactly.

694
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000
You get fancy with it after you swear.

695
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,000
Just a little rat kebab.

696
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:11,000
I haven't been doing a lot of fencing lessons on the road or anything.

697
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:19,000
You impale it, and it hugs into your sword and then slides off and down into the muck.

698
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,000
Moot.

699
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,000
This other one that's left is attached to Sully?

700
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,000
Yeah.

701
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000
They're dancing together now.

702
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:29,000
On top of the cart, so it is a bit of a stage.

703
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000
It's a go-go thing going on there.

704
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,000
Yep.

705
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,000
Sure.

706
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:38,000
That seems rather iffy for a lot of the options that I have.

707
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,000
Please don't set me on fire.

708
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000
Let's do another spell.

709
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,000
Let's throw some magic missile because I know that one will hit my target.

710
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:50,000
Is it going to explode beside me though?

711
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,000
You know what?

712
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,000
Whatever.

713
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,000
Magic missile.

714
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,000
It hits the target.

715
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,000
It hits the target.

716
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,000
It's fine.

717
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,000
Am I going to be deaf in that ear?

718
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,000
Probably.

719
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:03,000
I'll roll your damage, Russ, and then I'll roll the D20 again.

720
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:07,000
Six damage.

721
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000
Magic missile's going off.

722
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,000
Then it's ... roll your D20.

723
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,000
Eighteen.

724
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000
Should be good to go.

725
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,000
Eight or below.

726
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,000
Dents, it's your turn.

727
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:31,000
Dents is going to ... he sees Sully attacking this or being attacked by this creature, and

728
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:42,000
Sully made Dents feel welcomed with this group, and this makes Dents feel a little

729
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:48,960
upset that his new friend is being attacked, so he pulls out the frightful sword of

730
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:58,960
reflection, and he goes and he swings at this where at.

731
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,960
Eighteen to hit.

732
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,519
Bad hits.

733
00:38:02,519 --> 00:38:07,880
When he comes around, he goes to stab it in the leg.

734
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:13,119
He swings because he knows that that's the place where Sully is not, so he goes

735
00:38:14,119 --> 00:38:20,119
stab it in the leg through the thigh for seven points of damage.

736
00:38:20,119 --> 00:38:21,119
Awesome.

737
00:38:21,119 --> 00:38:22,119
Thirteen.

738
00:38:22,119 --> 00:38:27,599
Yeah, your blade goes down through the leg, so through and into the carriage or

739
00:38:27,599 --> 00:38:29,920
just through the meat, and then ...

740
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:30,920
Through the meat, yeah.

741
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:31,920
Okay.

742
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:32,920
Yeah.

743
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:33,920
Just, yeah.

744
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:34,920
Perfect.

745
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:35,920
Just trying to find a way to stab me.

746
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:36,920
Stop.

747
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:37,920
Right.

748
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:38,920
No, I'm not.

749
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:39,920
I'm trying to.

750
00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:41,720
Was it into the carriage?

751
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,720
Was it maybe right where Sullivan's leg was sitting?

752
00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:47,720
Right into the heart of the person you were trying to protect.

753
00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:49,720
Good Lord.

754
00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:50,720
Yes, absolutely.

755
00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:51,720
That works.

756
00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:52,720
Perfect.

757
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:59,039
It's where rats turn, and they let out a shriek after they've been struck by

758
00:38:59,039 --> 00:39:04,320
multiple magic missile bolts and now a blade.

759
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:05,320
They look around.

760
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:09,320
Do you retract the blade, or do you leave it in the leg?

761
00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:18,200
So, yeah, so Jent stabs this were rat in the leg, and then he pulls it out, and as he's

762
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:23,360
pulling it out, Sully gets a view of the hilt of the sword.

763
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:31,720
It's polished almost like mirror, mirrored polish, and it's got two dragon wings on

764
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:37,559
it, and the handle itself is a boar's hide handle.

765
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:44,840
And he just pulls the sword out, and it actually kind of looks more majestic with blood coming

766
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:49,239
off of it as it retracts from the leg than it did going in.

767
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:52,239
Aw, man, thank you so much for saving me with your beautiful sword.

768
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:58,239
Well, you know, I've got to protect my friends.

769
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:00,239
You're pretty friendly.

770
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:02,239
It's a nice sword, don't you think?

771
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:03,239
It's beautiful.

772
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:04,239
Thank you.

773
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:08,920
The rat disengages and begins to run off and into the forest.

774
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:11,920
It makes it 30 feet into the trees.

775
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:12,920
Sully's turn.

776
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:22,920
Sully's like, not today, bitch, and takes out his short bow, and ah, 22.

777
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,920
Let's an arrow fly at this rat.

778
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:26,920
22 is better than 11.

779
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:27,920
It still hits.

780
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:28,920
Double 11.

781
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,920
Don't math at me.

782
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:31,920
Yeah.

783
00:40:32,599 --> 00:40:34,599
It was both of those rolls before combined.

784
00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:35,599
Six.

785
00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:38,599
Because, of course, I rolled the least amount of damage possible.

786
00:40:38,599 --> 00:40:40,599
Where are you aiming for on this rat?

787
00:40:40,599 --> 00:40:41,599
His back.

788
00:40:41,599 --> 00:40:42,599
Okay.

789
00:40:42,599 --> 00:40:43,599
You know, the big target.

790
00:40:43,599 --> 00:40:49,599
Your bolt goes and strikes deep into the back, and it flops down into the muck.

791
00:40:51,599 --> 00:40:54,599
And don't come back!

792
00:40:55,279 --> 00:41:03,279
Glim and Moot, you look down at the rat that you had dispatched of, and you now see before

793
00:41:03,279 --> 00:41:08,279
you a human creature dead in the muck.

794
00:41:09,279 --> 00:41:14,039
Oh, well, I mean, that's unfortunate.

795
00:41:14,039 --> 00:41:18,880
I guess we have to assume that the wants of the human just are expressed when they're

796
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,880
turned into a rat, right, everybody?

797
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:22,880
I guess.

798
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,160
Yeah, if that makes you sleep at night, sure.

799
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,160
Yeah, that sounds good.

800
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:28,160
Sure.

801
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:29,160
Why not?

802
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:30,160
Yeah.

803
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:31,160
I'm sure that's the way it is.

804
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,880
I'm sure we didn't just kill a couple of humans who were under some kind of spell

805
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:35,880
or something.

806
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:36,880
It's fine.

807
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:37,880
It's fine.

808
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,599
They were rat people.

809
00:41:39,599 --> 00:41:43,240
You must take care of the rat people.

810
00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:45,240
Sometimes they're pretty tasty.

811
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:46,640
Oh, I'm sorry.

812
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:47,640
Did you?

813
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:48,640
Now he's a human.

814
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,160
You probably don't want any of them.

815
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:51,160
No.

816
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,440
They taste better as rats.

817
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:54,440
Yeah.

818
00:41:54,440 --> 00:42:00,599
Well, you know, maybe next time if we encounter any of these rat people again, we could probably

819
00:42:00,599 --> 00:42:04,960
just knock them out instead of trying to like straight up murder them.

820
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,159
Because now we know, right?

821
00:42:07,159 --> 00:42:08,399
We know better.

822
00:42:08,399 --> 00:42:10,559
Now we don't have to kill them.

823
00:42:10,559 --> 00:42:11,839
We could not kill them.

824
00:42:11,839 --> 00:42:13,440
I could just eat them.

825
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:14,440
Oh, yeah.

826
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,440
Yeah, that would be great.

827
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:27,440
Sullivan's light doesn't know what to say.

828
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,119
Okay, you continue forward.

829
00:42:30,119 --> 00:42:31,119
Yes.

830
00:42:31,119 --> 00:42:32,119
Got to find that Citadel.

831
00:42:32,119 --> 00:42:38,839
You clear the swamp, taking a day in the next town to repair any possible damage

832
00:42:38,839 --> 00:42:41,719
to the carriage and rest yourself.

833
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:47,759
You gather directions from where you are to enter the Tamanther region.

834
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:54,640
And it's along the rolling hills off the Riders of the Sky mountain range.

835
00:42:54,640 --> 00:43:03,440
You are warned to be weary of trolls, pterodons, and creatures of the Underdark when coming

836
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:13,320
upon the mountains and to avoid going through them if possible, especially during the night.

837
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:18,400
Your party heads off the next day and you find yourself traveling for a couple days

838
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:26,280
and you follow along the path as it's getting towards night time and the path goes up

839
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:34,640
and into part of the mountain range at night as you are as you are traveling closer

840
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:35,640
to night time.

841
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:41,720
Like I'm not a sissy or anything like that, but I guess like people explicitly told

842
00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:47,640
us not to come in here when it's night time because it's like all dangerous and stuff

843
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:53,480
and I'm just saying what if we kill something that is actually a real true person in the

844
00:43:53,480 --> 00:44:00,760
daytime but is in fact not in the night time?

845
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:01,760
Oh that's a good point.

846
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:10,880
I mean I guess I think if we could not fight any creatures of the Underdark that

847
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:11,920
would be better.

848
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:16,200
Like good night's sleep, fight creatures of the Underdark, I'm going to vote good night's

849
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:17,200
sleep.

850
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:20,039
I'm going to say maybe we can just make camp here, not head into the mountains at night

851
00:44:20,039 --> 00:44:23,000
as Sully said we were explicitly told not to do.

852
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,000
And I never follow directions.

853
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,000
What do you guys think?

854
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,000
So, you know.

855
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,000
It's true.

856
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,920
I mean we should do it if only for that reason.

857
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,840
Yeah, this is unprecedented.

858
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,160
Well maybe we shouldn't do it because I'm saying it.

859
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:36,079
Now I'm, now I don't, I can't trust my own judgment.

860
00:44:36,639 --> 00:44:46,920
Oh well, but we're outside already so aren't the things outside, can't they get us since

861
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,920
we're outside already?

862
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:50,920
Hmm.

863
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,920
Yeah, Dance makes a good point.

864
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:55,480
Dance is making a good point.

865
00:44:55,480 --> 00:45:00,239
They can't get us because we are outside.

866
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:04,719
It seemed like maybe they couldn't, they're like stuck in the mountain range, I mean

867
00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:12,560
based on what we heard, but maybe we should not go into the mountains at night, but make

868
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:16,600
sure we keep a good watch, take turns doing a good watch overnight just in case, as

869
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,360
you said, we are outside.

870
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:19,360
They're outside.

871
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:20,360
Yeah, you're right.

872
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,360
That, that's probably, you know what, because I mean we don't want to be sitting

873
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:23,360
ducks.

874
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,760
It's not like we're all going to be snoozing.

875
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:26,760
Yeah.

876
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:27,760
What do you think Moot?

877
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:28,760
I think so.

878
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:34,080
I mean, I'd hate to chance it, so yeah, let's just, let's do the watch thing.

879
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:35,239
I think it'll be all good.

880
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:36,239
Can I do first watch?

881
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:38,840
Cause it's impossible to wake me up once I'm sleeping.

882
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:39,840
Sure.

883
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:40,840
Okay.

884
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:56,440
It's the middle time now and we're talking about stuff about Patreon probably.

885
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:57,440
Wow.

886
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:01,199
I thought you'd come in with Bear Naked Ladies since we all just did a sing along

887
00:46:01,199 --> 00:46:02,199
with it, but no.

888
00:46:02,199 --> 00:46:03,199
Yeah.

889
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:06,920
It was an original Russ More joint and it was beautiful.

890
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:10,640
You know, the, the, the old BNL, they gave me a call and were like, stop ripping off

891
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:11,640
my songs.

892
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:14,520
Uh, so I have to come up with my own now.

893
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:20,160
I'd be really excited if we were told to like, fuck off Bear Naked Ladies.

894
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:21,160
You need to stop.

895
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:22,160
You guys could just stop.

896
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:23,160
Yep.

897
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:24,160
Could you just?

898
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:28,560
Um, where we don't stop, can't stop, won't stop is over on Patreon.com slash

899
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,880
dumb dragon cast where we have so many, you know what?

900
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,039
I counted up all of the bonus episodes.

901
00:46:34,039 --> 00:46:35,039
How many?

902
00:46:35,039 --> 00:46:36,039
What are we at?

903
00:46:36,039 --> 00:46:37,039
It's over 130.

904
00:46:37,039 --> 00:46:38,039
Whoa.

905
00:46:38,039 --> 00:46:39,039
Really?

906
00:46:39,039 --> 00:46:40,039
Yeah.

907
00:46:40,039 --> 00:46:41,039
Wow.

908
00:46:41,039 --> 00:46:42,039
We spend a lot of time doing this.

909
00:46:42,039 --> 00:46:43,039
Hey guys.

910
00:46:43,039 --> 00:46:44,039
We really do.

911
00:46:44,039 --> 00:46:45,039
Do we have nothing else going on?

912
00:46:45,039 --> 00:46:46,039
This is our whole lives, isn't it?

913
00:46:46,039 --> 00:46:50,320
All we want to do is just provide audio content for all you beautiful people.

914
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:51,680
I looked through them.

915
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,840
I was like, ah, some of them, that was just clearly Russ.

916
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,640
This was like, yeah, let's do something fun.

917
00:46:55,640 --> 00:47:01,160
But others are stuff you, you clearly, uh, said that we'll do many of these.

918
00:47:01,159 --> 00:47:03,599
So thank you.

919
00:47:03,599 --> 00:47:04,599
Thank you.

920
00:47:04,599 --> 00:47:05,599
And thank you for listening.

921
00:47:05,599 --> 00:47:06,599
Thank you, Tom.

922
00:47:06,599 --> 00:47:07,599
You're welcome.

923
00:47:07,599 --> 00:47:10,799
Thank you, Tom, for DMing most of that content.

924
00:47:10,799 --> 00:47:11,799
DMing Russ's shenanigans.

925
00:47:11,799 --> 00:47:12,799
It's awesome.

926
00:47:12,799 --> 00:47:13,799
Yeah.

927
00:47:13,799 --> 00:47:14,799
Yeah.

928
00:47:14,799 --> 00:47:17,599
Whole other characters, whole other games, whole other storylines.

929
00:47:17,599 --> 00:47:18,599
Janitors.

930
00:47:18,599 --> 00:47:19,599
Witches.

931
00:47:19,599 --> 00:47:20,599
Maybe more Lucy Goosy.

932
00:47:20,599 --> 00:47:21,599
I don't know.

933
00:47:21,599 --> 00:47:22,599
It's hard to say.

934
00:47:22,599 --> 00:47:23,599
Maybe.

935
00:47:23,599 --> 00:47:24,599
I mean, Russ for sure.

936
00:47:24,599 --> 00:47:25,599
Mm-hmm.

937
00:47:25,599 --> 00:47:26,599
Yeah.

938
00:47:26,599 --> 00:47:27,599
Russ as a, as a player.

939
00:47:27,599 --> 00:47:28,759
Ooh boy.

940
00:47:28,759 --> 00:47:29,759
Good times.

941
00:47:29,759 --> 00:47:30,759
Good times.

942
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:32,920
I think is what everybody means to say.

943
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:37,120
And you can get your hands on that or like your ears on that.

944
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:38,120
Your ears?

945
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:39,520
You can get your, you can get that in your ears.

946
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:45,120
Well, use your hands to go to Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

947
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:46,120
Yes.

948
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:49,320
Then beam that shit into your ears.

949
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:50,640
Also by using your hands.

950
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:51,640
Also using your hands.

951
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:52,640
You have to press play.

952
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:53,640
You know what?

953
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:54,640
You know what?

954
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:55,640
Hands and ears.

955
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,640
You could probably get them into your hands if you, if you got them, cause you can

956
00:47:57,679 --> 00:48:05,679
download them once you get them and then like get like a digital to cassette kind of feel.

957
00:48:05,679 --> 00:48:06,679
I like where you're going.

958
00:48:06,679 --> 00:48:10,119
Let's make some good, just some needlessly complicated.

959
00:48:10,119 --> 00:48:11,699
I'm into it.

960
00:48:11,699 --> 00:48:14,199
Maybe I'll, maybe I'll just burn some CDs.

961
00:48:14,199 --> 00:48:15,199
Put that off.

962
00:48:15,199 --> 00:48:18,199
Just burn a CD.

963
00:48:18,199 --> 00:48:19,199
Yeah.

964
00:48:19,199 --> 00:48:20,440
Oh, this is, there's something here.

965
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:22,719
We need to figure out how to do cassettes again.

966
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:26,199
We need to create a Dumbgeons and Dragons physical library.

967
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:33,960
If you're ever in Edmonton, come and rent one of our episodes will be like the new blockbuster.

968
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:34,960
That's right.

969
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:35,960
$5.

970
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:36,960
You get it for two days.

971
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:37,960
If it's a day late, it's another $5.

972
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:41,960
It's really going to suck though, when someone rents like episode 92 and then doesn't

973
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:42,960
return it.

974
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:46,960
And that person that is after them gets to that episode and then it's like, well,

975
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:49,760
guess I'll just never know what happened in episode 92.

976
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:50,760
You know what?

977
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:54,720
I'm really happy that podcasts work the way they do after talking about this.

978
00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:59,400
I'm just like, well, maybe this isn't the best idea, but we won't know till we do it.

979
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:04,360
So what if you paid $5 a month and had like all the access to all of the things the

980
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:08,240
whole time instead of $5 daily cassette fees.

981
00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:09,680
Amazing.

982
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:11,240
What an amazing thing we're offering.

983
00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:12,240
That would be pretty good.

984
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:15,840
If that's the alternative, then I think it's a steal of a deal at half the price.

985
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:20,680
So Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast at our $5 tier, you get access to, like

986
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:23,640
we said, over 130 episodes.

987
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:24,640
Whoa.

988
00:49:25,559 --> 00:49:28,519
Math on that is it's pennies per episode right now.

989
00:49:28,519 --> 00:49:29,920
We're not going to do that math for you.

990
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,879
A whole bunch of episodes and we want to share them with you.

991
00:49:32,879 --> 00:49:33,879
So go check them out.

992
00:49:33,879 --> 00:49:36,159
And now let's get back to the episode with Cicero Holmes.

993
00:49:36,159 --> 00:49:38,159
Isn't he just a delight?

994
00:49:38,159 --> 00:49:40,799
Make sure you check the links down in the description and follow him wherever

995
00:49:40,799 --> 00:49:42,679
he is on discovery debrief.

996
00:49:42,679 --> 00:49:43,679
Go check them all out.

997
00:49:43,679 --> 00:49:44,679
Follow him on Twitter.

998
00:49:44,679 --> 00:49:46,079
You won't be disappointed.

999
00:49:46,079 --> 00:49:48,039
Thank you Cicero for joining us.

1000
00:49:48,039 --> 00:49:49,679
Enjoy the episode.

1001
00:49:49,679 --> 00:49:50,839
We enter first watch.

1002
00:49:50,839 --> 00:49:53,159
Roll me percentile dice, please.

1003
00:49:53,159 --> 00:49:54,159
I don't want to.

1004
00:49:54,679 --> 00:49:55,679
Please do.

1005
00:49:55,679 --> 00:49:58,079
It never goes well.

1006
00:49:58,079 --> 00:50:02,719
And then some kittens come out of the forest and you play with them for 30 minutes and

1007
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:03,719
it's wonderful.

1008
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:04,719
Dungeons and kittens.

1009
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:05,719
Dungeons and kittens.

1010
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:06,719
95.

1011
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:07,719
Okay.

1012
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:09,159
You make it through your watch.

1013
00:50:09,159 --> 00:50:19,679
You hear from up in the mountains shrieks and off in the distance echoes of growls.

1014
00:50:19,679 --> 00:50:27,559
You even at one point think you hear like pebbles rolling down one of the sides of

1015
00:50:27,559 --> 00:50:28,559
the mountains.

1016
00:50:28,559 --> 00:50:33,359
Not too far from where you set up your camp, but you make it through without any major

1017
00:50:33,359 --> 00:50:34,359
incident.

1018
00:50:34,359 --> 00:50:40,000
I mean, apart from all the psychological damage that I know it sounds like it

1019
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,000
was very scary.

1020
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:45,119
I've got my like I've got and the lack of kids staff in one hand.

1021
00:50:45,119 --> 00:50:46,480
I've got my staff in one hand.

1022
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:54,000
I've got a dagger in the other and every single noise Sullivan is like.

1023
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,960
And I'm sure that's great to sleep through.

1024
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:58,280
I Sullivan slight walks over to you.

1025
00:50:58,280 --> 00:50:59,280
We didn't decide who.

1026
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:01,320
So I'm just going to poke moot with my stick.

1027
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:05,519
Hey moot, can I sleep in your sack because it's warm already?

1028
00:51:05,519 --> 00:51:06,519
Sure.

1029
00:51:06,519 --> 00:51:07,519
Yeah.

1030
00:51:07,519 --> 00:51:09,480
So you go for it.

1031
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:13,400
I'll I'll do the watch now.

1032
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:15,400
Thank you.

1033
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:16,400
Percentile dice for us.

1034
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:18,320
Okay.

1035
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:19,320
I highly suggest 95.

1036
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:20,320
All right.

1037
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:21,320
Let's go for 95.

1038
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,440
Oh, but he said it didn't change every time.

1039
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:24,440
Holy shit.

1040
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:25,440
94.

1041
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:26,440
No.

1042
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:31,000
Tom, you tried your hardest and almost did it.

1043
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:37,119
It says two above 90 in a row kittens walk out of the mountains.

1044
00:51:37,119 --> 00:51:41,160
A tiny cat walks out of the mountains towards you.

1045
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:44,480
I mean, you still hear the shrieks and the moaning and stuff coming from the

1046
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:45,480
mountains.

1047
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:50,240
But this tiny cat walks up to you, looks a little famished, gives you that puss in boots

1048
00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:51,240
look.

1049
00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:52,240
Yeah.

1050
00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:56,400
I make that like noise that sometimes cats really like.

1051
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,760
Sometimes they don't, but sometimes they do.

1052
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:02,039
Make an animal handbook check.

1053
00:52:02,039 --> 00:52:04,960
I dig out like a little bit of milk from our provisions.

1054
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:06,440
We would probably have milk.

1055
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:08,280
How do you dig out milk?

1056
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:09,280
Where do you keep your milk?

1057
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,039
Well, it's like in a moose distemper.

1058
00:52:11,039 --> 00:52:12,039
Just loose milk.

1059
00:52:12,039 --> 00:52:13,039
Just loose milk.

1060
00:52:13,159 --> 00:52:16,679
I mean, you've been traveling for two, 10 days at this point.

1061
00:52:16,679 --> 00:52:17,679
Right.

1062
00:52:17,679 --> 00:52:18,960
Oh, so probably no milk then.

1063
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:19,960
It was pasteurized.

1064
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:21,639
I thought we hit a town.

1065
00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:22,639
Sure.

1066
00:52:22,639 --> 00:52:23,639
You just stopped.

1067
00:52:23,639 --> 00:52:24,639
Didn't we just hit a town?

1068
00:52:24,639 --> 00:52:25,639
Yes.

1069
00:52:25,639 --> 00:52:26,639
We sure did.

1070
00:52:26,639 --> 00:52:28,639
And Moot was like, just in case I find any kitties.

1071
00:52:28,639 --> 00:52:29,639
Right?

1072
00:52:29,639 --> 00:52:30,639
You never know.

1073
00:52:30,639 --> 00:52:31,639
You got to be ready.

1074
00:52:31,639 --> 00:52:33,639
We've somehow transitioned to elite dangerous.

1075
00:52:33,639 --> 00:52:34,639
Everything's dehydrated.

1076
00:52:34,639 --> 00:52:35,639
Powdered milk.

1077
00:52:35,639 --> 00:52:36,639
Right.

1078
00:52:36,639 --> 00:52:37,639
Yeah.

1079
00:52:37,639 --> 00:52:38,639
Yeah.

1080
00:52:38,639 --> 00:52:39,639
Yeah.

1081
00:52:39,679 --> 00:52:42,879
Yeah, and I pour a little bit of milk for this kitty cat.

1082
00:52:42,879 --> 00:52:47,719
Did you roll animal handling amongst me making fun of you for digging out milk?

1083
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:51,079
I had not, but let's see what kind of bonus I have.

1084
00:52:51,079 --> 00:52:52,079
Zero.

1085
00:52:52,079 --> 00:52:53,079
Perfect.

1086
00:52:53,079 --> 00:52:54,079
16.

1087
00:52:54,079 --> 00:52:58,279
The tiny cat walks over to you and begins drinking the milk.

1088
00:52:58,279 --> 00:53:01,480
Now, if this was really true, though, it would have been anything less than a

1089
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:04,000
19 and this cat would have just attacked him for no reason.

1090
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,000
Yeah, 100%.

1091
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,000
Yeah.

1092
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,000
The cat is purring.

1093
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:10,920
The foley work going on.

1094
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:11,920
Your watch is clear.

1095
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,440
Who do you wake up next?

1096
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:18,320
And do you just swap bedrolls and it's just like a free for all?

1097
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:20,840
We just keep moving.

1098
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:24,559
I will wake up Dance next for watch.

1099
00:53:24,559 --> 00:53:28,920
Dance, it's your turn for watch.

1100
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:31,920
And now your watch is over.

1101
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:43,280
I swear to God, I know somebody like this makes a very surreal experience.

1102
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:44,280
All right.

1103
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:47,840
So a hundred sided die.

1104
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:53,360
I'm going to roll 84.

1105
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:56,880
Much the same as previous watches, which you may have been briefed on, but you

1106
00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:01,800
hear shrieks and growls or grunts coming from.

1107
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:06,720
You do hear pebbles coming from a couple of different directions.

1108
00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:09,400
Roll a perception check, please.

1109
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:12,000
Ugh, nine.

1110
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:17,200
Without doing anything extra, you think you see movement up at the top of one of

1111
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:22,080
the nearest mountains from where you're located.

1112
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:23,280
About how far away?

1113
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:27,440
Well, I guess you guys tell me how far did you camp from the mountains.

1114
00:54:28,119 --> 00:54:32,559
It's an open hilled plain, like there's no real trees or anything.

1115
00:54:32,559 --> 00:54:36,920
So how far would you four have camped away?

1116
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:47,039
So we would have camped, I think, as far away from whatever the tree line is.

1117
00:54:47,039 --> 00:54:51,840
So that way, if there was something approaching, we would be able to see it right away.

1118
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:56,960
Then we'll say you see this figure, what you could make to be probably about a hundred

1119
00:54:57,240 --> 00:54:58,400
feet away.

1120
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:06,960
Well, I guess would dense know who amongst his traveling companions has dark

1121
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:09,840
vision. Well, I think if we've been traveling for a 10 day.

1122
00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:12,519
Yeah, I mean, you would have camped.

1123
00:55:12,519 --> 00:55:15,480
Yeah. So Moot, I think, is the only one.

1124
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:21,280
OK, well, yes. So Cicero, the player was not aware of who this was.

1125
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:22,679
So it would be Tom.

1126
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:35,240
So then dense, the character, cast the spell sending and he sends a message to Moot.

1127
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:42,080
He figured Moot would be the one to contact because he's the one who was most

1128
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:49,040
recently awake. And he also knows that Moot has dark vision.

1129
00:55:49,159 --> 00:55:54,880
So the message that you hear, Moot, goes a little something like this.

1130
00:55:56,360 --> 00:56:05,960
Oh, I have good bird eyes, but you can see in the dark and I think I see

1131
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:12,960
somebody, but only you'll be able to tell me if I really did see somebody.

1132
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:15,440
Can you see somebody?

1133
00:56:15,599 --> 00:56:22,200
I probably hadn't even fallen back asleep yet before I got this message.

1134
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,200
Sure. Yeah. You're like on the cusp.

1135
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:26,599
Like you've been tossing and turning, trying to get comfortable.

1136
00:56:26,599 --> 00:56:27,800
And then dense comes in.

1137
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:28,800
You're not in your own bed.

1138
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,280
Right. It's a lot harder.

1139
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:34,679
You're trying to snuggle with this kitty cat because you think dense might eat it.

1140
00:56:35,119 --> 00:56:39,760
Sure. All right.

1141
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:46,760
Yeah, Moot kind of heads over to where dense is and says, OK, where show me where.

1142
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:54,920
Dense doesn't quite point, but he he like gestures forward with his neck, kind of

1143
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:58,440
like kind of like a chicken or you know.

1144
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:05,760
So, yes, he just kind of moves his neck forward in the direction of where it was.

1145
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:08,800
You get a vague idea of where you're supposed to be going.

1146
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:12,560
Roll a perception check as you're looking and scanning the camera.

1147
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:15,240
That's a 16.

1148
00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:16,360
You're watching for a while.

1149
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:18,720
You don't see anything at first.

1150
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:24,120
And then you catch like glinting eyes off the moonlight.

1151
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:32,160
And you see a shadowy figure roll nature.

1152
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:35,480
That is a 17.

1153
00:57:35,519 --> 00:57:40,880
You see this figure and it looks reminiscent the way it's carrying itself

1154
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:43,199
and its long appendages.

1155
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:45,559
You think it might be a troll.

1156
00:57:46,599 --> 00:57:49,079
Oh, I think it's I think it might be a troll.

1157
00:57:49,079 --> 00:57:51,000
And they said to watch out for trolls.

1158
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,519
So what do we do?

1159
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:55,480
Well, you don't feed them.

1160
00:57:57,159 --> 00:58:02,360
And then sometimes if you ignore them, they just go away or they'll get tired.

1161
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:09,960
OK, so maybe we douse the fire to not draw attention to ourselves

1162
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:12,400
and maybe he won't even notice us.

1163
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:16,039
Oh, wait a minute, I think I think trolls don't like fire.

1164
00:58:17,519 --> 00:58:19,880
Oh, so we should make the fire bigger then.

1165
00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:23,920
Well, but they get attracted by fire.

1166
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:26,840
So maybe leave the fire the same.

1167
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:29,360
OK, all right.

1168
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:31,360
Well, we'll leave the fire the same.

1169
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:33,840
Maybe we'll stand on the other side of the fire, though,

1170
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:39,519
so that way he won't come come close to us because we'll be behind the fire.

1171
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:43,240
If we're further away from him, then he won't be closer to us.

1172
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,920
That's a good idea.

1173
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:52,240
Just got up, so it's hard to parse.

1174
00:58:56,039 --> 00:58:58,720
Oh, I know this person.

1175
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:02,680
I think I'm going to wake up Glim and Sully as well,

1176
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:07,520
because we don't just want to troll attack if if that's what happens

1177
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:09,040
and them to be asleep.

1178
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,480
Trolls, trolls rarely attack.

1179
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:14,280
They just like to make a lot of noise.

1180
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:20,040
And then when you confront them, they don't have much to say or do.

1181
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:23,880
Just don't feed them.

1182
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:26,760
Get what?

1183
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:29,600
What's going on?

1184
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,360
There's a troll.

1185
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,800
I saw a troll.

1186
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:35,880
Oh, nearby.

1187
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:39,520
Just just over in the in the darkness there in the tree line.

1188
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:42,200
Oh, should we make ourselves more dark?

1189
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:44,520
Should we put out the fire?

1190
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:45,760
Well, that's what I thought.

1191
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:49,040
But maybe we just leave the fire.

1192
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:53,600
OK, but then once the troll come this way, trolls don't like fire.

1193
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:57,040
OK, that's what I heard.

1194
00:59:57,039 --> 00:59:58,759
Oh, all right. So.

1195
00:59:58,759 --> 01:00:03,159
But they don't like they they are attracted to fires,

1196
01:00:03,599 --> 01:00:04,800
but they don't like them.

1197
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:06,880
How close is the troll? Because if you touch them, they burn.

1198
01:00:08,119 --> 01:00:09,679
I mean, Moot's kind of been keeping an eye.

1199
01:00:09,679 --> 01:00:12,880
It doesn't look like it's moved closer.

1200
01:00:13,119 --> 01:00:15,719
Well, right. Maybe we just like we're just really quiet.

1201
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:18,519
Well, Moot had a great idea.

1202
01:00:18,519 --> 01:00:21,320
He said that if we stay on this side of the fire,

1203
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:23,599
we'll be further away.

1204
01:00:23,599 --> 01:00:25,119
That that is a good idea.

1205
01:00:25,119 --> 01:00:26,400
He's right.

1206
01:00:26,719 --> 01:00:28,920
We are further away now

1207
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:31,199
because we're on the other side of the fire.

1208
01:00:31,199 --> 01:00:34,039
That's true. That is how proximity works. OK.

1209
01:00:34,719 --> 01:00:37,679
Moot must be your leader because he's really smart.

1210
01:00:37,679 --> 01:00:40,679
Well, I feel like we're kind of like a collective unit.

1211
01:00:40,679 --> 01:00:43,279
We make decisions together.

1212
01:00:43,279 --> 01:00:46,839
Yeah. Oh, oh, like a co-op.

1213
01:00:46,839 --> 01:00:48,960
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

1214
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:53,639
I once worked in a market and they called that a co-op.

1215
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,079
I had to go and work in the market

1216
01:00:56,079 --> 01:00:58,759
in order to get a discount on the food there.

1217
01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:01,799
But it but it worked.

1218
01:01:01,799 --> 01:01:04,079
The sun begins to come up.

1219
01:01:04,079 --> 01:01:06,039
Thank God.

1220
01:01:10,039 --> 01:01:12,440
No, I want to ask Dan some more about trolls.

1221
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:15,159
I didn't say the conversation stopped.

1222
01:01:15,159 --> 01:01:16,960
I just said the sun starts to come up.

1223
01:01:19,199 --> 01:01:21,599
Does the troll start lumbering away as the sun?

1224
01:01:21,599 --> 01:01:23,480
Can we all see the troll now?

1225
01:01:23,639 --> 01:01:26,079
What's going on with Mr. Troll over there?

1226
01:01:26,079 --> 01:01:29,239
A lot of times, trolls like to be the first one,

1227
01:01:29,239 --> 01:01:33,279
and they'll let people know that they're first by saying first.

1228
01:01:33,279 --> 01:01:38,199
So maybe that troll is talking to other trolls in the tree line

1229
01:01:38,199 --> 01:01:43,039
and letting those trolls know that he's the first troll to see this.

1230
01:01:43,039 --> 01:01:45,159
So that might be what's happening.

1231
01:01:45,159 --> 01:01:46,879
Well, you know what? That sounds really important.

1232
01:01:46,879 --> 01:01:50,839
That's the conversation that's happening as the as the sun rolls up.

1233
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:53,200
Perfect.

1234
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:57,200
I assume everybody's just packing up, getting ready to go.

1235
01:01:57,680 --> 01:02:01,120
Yeah, we're definitely not standing around being like, yeah.

1236
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:03,800
Tell me more about co-op.

1237
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:08,160
Dense is just handing things slowly as, you know, discussing trolls.

1238
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:10,160
You climb back aboard.

1239
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:13,480
So you've got, I guess, two options to continue forward.

1240
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:16,880
You can follow the path in the daylight up into the mountains

1241
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:22,800
or can go through some of the more less traveled brush.

1242
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:25,599
Is the brush shorter?

1243
01:02:25,599 --> 01:02:29,760
I mean, it's I mean, in terms of distance, not how high is this grass?

1244
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:33,360
Is it overbrushed or is it underbrushed?

1245
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:38,119
Not necessarily shorter

1246
01:02:38,119 --> 01:02:40,960
because you're going around the mountains as opposed to through them.

1247
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,440
Well, if we were going to go around the mountains,

1248
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:44,720
we could have done that at night.

1249
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:47,560
I assume that we we slept

1250
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:49,920
so that we wouldn't have to go through the mountain.

1251
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:52,480
So now we should go through the mountains.

1252
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:56,240
Agreed. So at first light, we have as much daylight as we can.

1253
01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:58,120
It's a really good point.

1254
01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:00,080
Continue up and into the mountains.

1255
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:01,480
It's less than that.

1256
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:05,680
I mean, Glim didn't really have a a watch by herself.

1257
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:08,720
It was more of a narrated watch at the end there.

1258
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:14,360
But everybody else, you hear similar shrieks and growls.

1259
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:17,320
Throughout the mountains, much less frequent,

1260
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:20,080
some coming from deep caverns.

1261
01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:25,280
And you make it to a bridge that's going over a trickling stream.

1262
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:29,360
A deep canyon separates the path you're on with the next.

1263
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:31,520
The bridge is fully intact.

1264
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:34,040
I would like to check for traps.

1265
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:36,680
OK, we're all to investigate.

1266
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:38,880
Because who's that trapping over my bridge?

1267
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:42,000
It's in there, right in the thing.

1268
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:43,880
Oh, God damn it.

1269
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:47,360
Investigation. Yeah.

1270
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:51,080
Six. Oh, I would also like to.

1271
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:54,000
You guys, this bridge looks fine in my professional opinion.

1272
01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:58,280
Uh, let's see.

1273
01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:00,160
Yeah, well, that's a five.

1274
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:02,000
Yeah, I agree with Sully. It looks great.

1275
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,480
I used to be a bridge of doom.

1276
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:06,080
So, you know, this is one of the best bridges I've seen.

1277
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:08,000
I think it's probably totally super sturdy.

1278
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,920
And I just kind of knock on one of the posts at the beginning.

1279
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:13,600
Is it I'm imagining a rope bridge?

1280
01:04:13,839 --> 01:04:15,119
Oh, it is a rope bridge.

1281
01:04:15,119 --> 01:04:18,960
I am just picturing the three billy goats that I read to my nephew

1282
01:04:19,079 --> 01:04:20,119
a couple of weeks ago.

1283
01:04:20,119 --> 01:04:23,199
I'm assuming that's for sure like a suspension bridge over.

1284
01:04:23,239 --> 01:04:24,519
OK, so it's very.

1285
01:04:24,519 --> 01:04:26,159
Oh, can a cart go over this?

1286
01:04:26,159 --> 01:04:27,759
Yeah, sure. Sure.

1287
01:04:27,759 --> 01:04:29,519
Sure. He says, yes.

1288
01:04:29,519 --> 01:04:33,039
Would you guys like the being that doesn't need to cross this rope

1289
01:04:33,039 --> 01:04:39,279
bridge on foot to fly over and investigate the bridge?

1290
01:04:39,279 --> 01:04:40,599
Is that allowed?

1291
01:04:40,599 --> 01:04:41,880
Absolutely. That's allowed.

1292
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:43,320
Everyone can investigate.

1293
01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:45,280
All of these characters decide they want to do that.

1294
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:47,160
That's up to you four.

1295
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:48,160
Right.

1296
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:52,640
I'm going to go check this thing out for you guys.

1297
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:55,440
Well, I mean, we already checked it, but I mean, feel free,

1298
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:58,440
because it's a free forest.

1299
01:04:58,599 --> 01:05:01,800
I used to have friends who crossed bridges.

1300
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,039
But now I don't.

1301
01:05:05,039 --> 01:05:07,760
So real soon, you will again.

1302
01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:11,000
I mean, let's look on the bright side.

1303
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:14,119
Uh, yeah.

1304
01:05:14,119 --> 01:05:17,519
So, um, so dense dark.

1305
01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:21,800
Really worried about this bridge.

1306
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:24,840
That's here's what Sully has to say.

1307
01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:27,680
And he's like, oh, yeah, I guess you're right.

1308
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:30,440
Maybe he rolled an eight.

1309
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:32,519
So, OK, so looks good.

1310
01:05:32,519 --> 01:05:34,720
So we've had a five, six and eight.

1311
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:36,280
Everything looks totally fine.

1312
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:40,119
I assume you fly up and go to the other side or do you come back to your friends?

1313
01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:41,360
Well, no. So, yeah.

1314
01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:45,720
So what he did was basically he flew to the front of the bridge

1315
01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:51,200
and then he flew around it to see if if any of the boards were

1316
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:54,240
messed up and then he came back onto the other side.

1317
01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:56,880
Looks good. He's just going to walk, walk across with this first

1318
01:05:56,880 --> 01:05:58,400
eighth of this bridge looking good.

1319
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:00,039
You guys. Yes. Awesome.

1320
01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:01,920
Yeah. Listen, it is.

1321
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:05,599
He read the he read the preface of the of the book.

1322
01:06:05,599 --> 01:06:08,000
And, you know, now he's got a feel for what the book.

1323
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:09,440
First sentence, last sentence.

1324
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:12,519
Done. Are we all convincing enough for Moot?

1325
01:06:12,679 --> 01:06:14,360
Oh, yeah. No, Moot's totally on board.

1326
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:19,800
I mean, if everyone else checked it, he's got to believe it.

1327
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:23,000
Why would three people not be able to find a simple something? Right. Right.

1328
01:06:24,159 --> 01:06:28,240
So. You guys, I'm not going to I'm not going to ride in the cot

1329
01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:30,880
because although this looks like a really well made bridge,

1330
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,960
I just think the mole weight in one particular spot,

1331
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:36,200
like we should spread it out, right? It's just smuts.

1332
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:39,640
Well, you guys, you guys really are smart.

1333
01:06:39,640 --> 01:06:42,400
So maybe maybe it is a collective view.

1334
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:45,040
You have co-op smartness.

1335
01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:47,920
Well, we each bring something special to this.

1336
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:50,600
That's amazing. The situation here.

1337
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:52,680
Who would like to go first?

1338
01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:54,360
You know what? I will, because I'm super light.

1339
01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:57,760
And if anyone else takes this bridge down, I don't stand a chance in hell.

1340
01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:02,960
Sullivan's light wants to traipse across this bridge.

1341
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:05,480
La da da da da. OK.

1342
01:07:05,639 --> 01:07:06,960
I do it. You.

1343
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:10,559
Yeah, you begin walking across a similar suspension bridge feel.

1344
01:07:10,559 --> 01:07:13,000
It starts to bounce the further into the middle you get.

1345
01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:17,880
You walk all the way over to the other side.

1346
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:23,960
And as you pass over and step onto the rocky mountainous terrain,

1347
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:26,880
you hear from underneath the bridge first.

1348
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:31,280
Damn it, I think it's one of those damn trolls who always need to say

1349
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:35,320
that they see something first. You, you move right.

1350
01:07:38,079 --> 01:07:40,680
We're OK as long as we don't drop any food.

1351
01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:42,320
I'll go next.

1352
01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:45,039
You walk across the bridge, bouncy on the way,

1353
01:07:45,039 --> 01:07:48,360
and you step up onto the rocky terrain on the other side.

1354
01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:50,360
You hear, second.

1355
01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:53,760
I'm going to go next.

1356
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:58,840
Second. I guess I'll go dance.

1357
01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:01,560
I feel like maybe you should maybe just fly.

1358
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:04,120
I mean, I mean, you can walk.

1359
01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:06,320
You're an independent bird. You can do whatever you want.

1360
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:08,120
You don't have to. I'm just saying.

1361
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:09,960
And then I walk across.

1362
01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:12,400
Are you bringing the carriage with you?

1363
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:14,040
I don't think so.

1364
01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:17,440
I think we'll just get to the other side and we'll just call Rolf.

1365
01:08:19,960 --> 01:08:21,600
You're not going to walk for Rolf.

1366
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:23,360
He's going to be so scared.

1367
01:08:23,399 --> 01:08:24,519
Do you think he'll be scared?

1368
01:08:24,519 --> 01:08:26,920
OK, I can walk, Rolf. Sure.

1369
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:29,599
Let's put the heaviest person and the carriage together.

1370
01:08:29,599 --> 01:08:32,559
And it just feels right.

1371
01:08:32,559 --> 01:08:35,239
It's fine. It's no problem whatsoever.

1372
01:08:35,239 --> 01:08:37,799
OK, you step out with Rolf

1373
01:08:37,799 --> 01:08:41,199
and begin bouncing and rolling along.

1374
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:45,239
All of you hear straining in the ropes

1375
01:08:46,719 --> 01:08:47,920
as you're walking across,

1376
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:51,639
but you make it up and over and you hear from beneath the bridge.

1377
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:53,800
Third, fourth.

1378
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:56,000
Oh, hey, hey, guys.

1379
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,440
You guys look so great over there.

1380
01:08:58,440 --> 01:09:01,680
I'm going to I'm going to come over now. OK.

1381
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:06,119
Dense, you walk across, bouncing suspension bridge.

1382
01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:08,960
Step up onto the stone.

1383
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:12,280
Fifth. OK, bye.

1384
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:21,000
You all climb aboard your carriage and head back on your way,

1385
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:23,720
and it's on the 10th day early in the morning

1386
01:09:24,199 --> 01:09:26,840
after having stopped and clearing the night before

1387
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:30,359
that you reach the border of Jurad Thamar.

1388
01:09:31,199 --> 01:09:33,279
You crest over a large hill

1389
01:09:33,279 --> 01:09:37,600
and see the tip of a large pyramid off in the distance

1390
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:41,000
alongside the massive meth wood forest.

1391
01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:24,479
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1392
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1393
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1394
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1395
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:34,960
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1396
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1397
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1398
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1399
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1400
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1403
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1404
01:11:03,359 --> 01:11:04,880
What did I say? Nothing.

1405
01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:08,479
Just don't you never ending story this bitch over here.

1406
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:11,840
Don't you dare. Don't do it.

1407
01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:14,079
This says RP time.

1408
01:11:14,399 --> 01:11:17,559
So you tell me how the story goes through.

1409
01:11:17,559 --> 01:11:19,880
No problem. That's right.

1410
01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:24,000
Nobody has childhood trauma.

1411
01:11:26,479 --> 01:11:28,199
Sully screams, thank you for saving.

1412
01:11:34,359 --> 01:11:37,399
Now, Sullivan has somehow deaf and you have a little

1413
01:11:39,199 --> 01:11:41,479
turned into bowstring flick.

1414
01:11:41,480 --> 01:11:45,320
Maybe Sully always had a list, but was able to cover it up

1415
01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:48,360
because he could hear what he was saying.

1416
01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:53,040
Yeah. Now I'm scared I'm going to do it again.

1417
01:11:54,240 --> 01:11:56,760
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