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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Yeah, I guess just get ready.

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They grip their mace a little tighter and move towards the door.

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The door opens, the sound comes back.

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It's muffled for Yimbo and Thea.

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And inside you open the door and step out onto a ledge.

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The ledge goes around the perimeter of this square room.

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But what catches your eye is the pit below you, filled with undead.

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There are hulking orcs, skeletons, zombies, wights, banshees wailing in the distance.

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And in the center of this room you see a pillar that comes up.

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And on top of that pillar is a cage with a figure in the center of it.

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Who's huddled, has her fingers in her ears.

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And you see before you in this cage, Yimbo.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More and with me today is Amy More.

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He said my name because I looked all like, I'm ready.

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And I am Amy More and I play Thea Amastasia.

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Boom!

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And Carla Maxted.

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I am also here.

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I am also pumped.

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And I play Yen Bolnuri.

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So pumped!

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And Tom Laird.

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Gonna bring that energy with me today, guys.

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Ah, yeah, baby.

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I play Flint Firebeard.

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Also jazzed up and ready.

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So jazzed.

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So ready to go.

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What we are always super jazzed about is our Patreon community and how awesome they are.

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And we would love for you to go check it out and become a part of it.

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Where do they have to go?

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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Whoa!

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You go there.

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You go there.

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And also you go Amy.

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I didn't even have to edit that one together.

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I can't, but I'm multitasking the shit out of this right now.

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I have questions.

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Oh.

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You have questions?

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About Patreon?

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About how awesome you are for knowing the web address?

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Lots of things.

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Yeah, like where did that come from?

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I've got questions.

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All right.

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Well, hold on to the questions.

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We'll get there.

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Hey, if you've got questions, we've got answers and you can find them over on Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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I don't know if you can.

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We can ask them questions.

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That gives us a little...

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If they're math questions, don't you ask us.

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We don't have the answers for you.

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Gets you into our Discord, which allows you to ask us questions.

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And you also get an episode dedicated to you when you are a patron like today's patron, Laura Watson.

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Thanks, Laura.

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Thanks, Laura.

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You're amazing, Laura.

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Thank you.

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Now, with all that, after you check all that out, push pause.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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Fuck it.

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Let's play.

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Flint, Thea, and Mannix.

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Before you, you see a caged Yen Bull atop a column in the center of this massive chamber before you.

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Her fingers in her ears, eyes down staring 50 feet below her.

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To the source of the noise berating your ears, a massive horde filling this thousand-square-foot room.

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The horde is shoulder to shoulder clawing at the column, trying to climb on top of each other to get up the walls.

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You turn to see the shocked face of the Yen Bull you've been traveling through the tunnels with.

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What do you do?

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I need to know.

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Carla, do you guys like talk on the sly about this?

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Like, you know what's going on or is this also a surprise to you?

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Amy, you don't even know what kind of surprises I know.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, it makes me feel so uncomfortable.

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What do you do?

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Thea looks back and forth between the Yen Bulls and is just like,

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Oh, you got to you got to be fucking kidding me.

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And she pulls out a dagger and she holds it to Yen Bull near her.

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What dagger does she pull out, y'all?

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I don't know. What dagger do you have?

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You don't have a dagger.

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You're right, I don't.

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I looked at everybody's sheet beforehand.

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I don't see a dagger on there.

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It's true.

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I've gotten a sharp draw.

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No, that's just like really what Amy wanted to do.

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But it's true, Thea does not have a dagger.

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So she produces flame in her hand and she turns towards Yen Bull.

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Explain yourself.

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Well, I what can I say?

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I have no explanation for this.

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I don't know what is.

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I am the real Yen Bull.

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Yes, I have been with you this whole time.

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I don't know. You seem very nonplus to see yourself caged over there.

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I think you'd be a little more concerned.

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Flint!

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Flint's still just trying to parse kind of what exactly is happening here.

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Before you, Yen Bull, what do you do?

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I think I continue to protest my innocence and I don't know what is happening.

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So I sort of been backing away from this flame.

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As Yen Bull protests, you specifically, Thea, are focusing very intently on her.

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And during one of these, it's not it's it's not me.

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It's it's that's clearly a different Yen Bull.

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A wave goes through this Yen Bull before you and you see a almost like a reflection

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or image of Wallace come clear and then it fades back to Yen Bull.

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Oh, you bathroom bitch.

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I want to fucking fight him.

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Tell me what you do then.

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I want to I want to produce flame and I would like to burn his ass.

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Yeah.

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Sorry if it's not really Wallace.

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Thea is just it's too much.

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Okay, do it then.

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You got to do it.

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Commit to it.

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I'm doing it right now.

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Yeah, I just rolled a three y'all.

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Oh God.

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So that's 12.

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I feel like the range is you're touching him.

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I know I know when you're when you're like upset.

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You kind of revert to your like most basic like like this is one of your thing.

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I can do exactly.

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It's like oh, I'm so mad and I 18 do I burn that bathroom bitch?

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Yeah, your produce flame ignites and catches the clothes of this Yen Bull.

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And then Flint you're paying attention.

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Now the flame is blasted into this room and he's probably

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like, oh, she's taking this into her own hand quickly.

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Yenbul before you turns back into Wallace who stumbles back padding themselves out.

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Coughs as the smoke clears and looks at you with disdain.

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You are just like the others.

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The others I've set my sights of destruction on.

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You've come here to take what's yours regardless of the cost.

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Well, not today.

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Just like the royalty in Calum port who turned their back on my family and I.

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You will suffer.

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Make a dexterity saving throw everybody in the room.

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You know, fuck yourself.

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Even even me, especially you Carla.

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You're not in the room Carla.

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You're out in the middle of nowhere.

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I'm in a cage on top of a pillar surrounded by a thousand square feet of undead.

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My days are you not good.

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How dare you be in there?

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How dare you let yourself be captured?

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So that's a 22.

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Okay, 21 for me and hence the oh, I thought maybe, you know,

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that's an exciting role.

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Did I take too much?

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It was too much over here.

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No, you're good own it.

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Before your eyes Wallace begins to change again.

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Their skin begins to dry quickly cracking as it does bleeding and oozing.

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Their clothes pulling into their body and returning as black and blood red robes.

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The drying skin reforms slowly to a young man with brown skin and short tight-curled hair.

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And he lets out a scream and soars through the air towards you and grabs

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Mannix by the scruff of the neck carries them out over the hoard where

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Shangalar releases Mannix.

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You begin to see their body fall and as it does the door slams shut and disappears in front of you.

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A second passes which seems like an eternity as the room begins to hum and spin with black and green and purple.

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And behind you, you see a portal taking shape.

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It cracks open and you hear screams.

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In the swirling energy you hear a rushing cascade of liquid which then forms around the circumference of their portal

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and two figures become dimly lit.

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Slowly, the two become visible.

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First, you see your lost friend Lipsynche followed closely behind the imposing figure of Vorunax.

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Well, Lipsynche, it's time that we get down to what are you three doing here?

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Actually, I don't know you.

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It's two. Sorry. One just got carried out. You don't know that, but there's two here now.

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Thanks for rubbing it in. Yeah, there was three of us and our friend just got snatched.

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I have your third friend. Actually, I don't. Lipsynche, would you still consider them friends at this point?

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Oh, of course. I love these guys. They got me out of prison.

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They let me get sucked into a portal into the abyss where I got to spend a lot of time with you.

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Yes.

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So I guess I have a lot to thank them for.

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That's true. We both have a lot to thank.

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Orcus has a lot to thank you both for.

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The Decimators have truly, truly done Orcus a great service.

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What are you doing here, though?

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Well, destroying a Lich, obviously.

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Hey, Lipsynche, that was really passive aggressive.

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We did not mean for you to get sucked into that portal, girl, and we felt really bad about it.

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Like really bad. I thought you were going to be our third.

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I was crushed, personally, just saying.

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If you wanted to make it up for me, remember I gave you that bracer or...

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Well, you picked up that bracer after I got sucked into the portal.

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It had a diamond on it. Any chance you've got that? I could really use it.

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Me and V here, we're here to do some business and I could use that handy...

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handy shovel, maybe. You got that still?

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Um, yeah. Yeah. I don't know. You just called...

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You just called this dude V.

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He did some pretty, pretty terrible stuff. Whole village.

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Yeah, he wasn't exactly the coolest.

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Filled with undead. Well...

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I mean, I agree calling me V. I'm not one for the nicknames, which, I mean, Lipsynche, but Lipsynche.

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You, we understand each other. You do your thing, I'll do mine.

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We're still on the same side here, regardless of what these two may have to say.

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But, hmm, if you're here to destroy a Lich, perhaps we're not far off the same path.

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It's interesting that they're here to destroy a Lich, isn't it?

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That's very interesting, Lipsynche.

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Are we all destroying a Lich?

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Is this like a big Lich kill party? What's going on here?

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Hmm. Could be. Depends.

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Can I ask y'all a question?

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Yeah, sure.

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I don't know, is it going to be all passive aggressive and stuff?

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Maybe. Spend a lot of time in the Abyss, things change. I don't know what to tell you.

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What do y'all think about Shangalar?

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So far, not a fan.

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No, kind of a big jerk.

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It's got our friend in a cage, and now a room that isn't there anymore.

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He's got this stupid-ass flying pyramid that is just a giant maze.

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I don't care what anybody says.

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I was never a fan of Shangalar's bravado either.

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Oh, isn't he all up, all about himself?

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Like, sure, he made a good bathroom and stuff, but who pretends to be their own librarian?

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It's all very ostentatious, isn't it?

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It is. If you're going to be evil, just be evil.

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Thank you.

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You don't need to have the whole, like, song and dance about it. Jesus.

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Well, remember when we met V and he did this big reveal and goat head and floating rib cage?

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And it was pretty amazing, but it was like...

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It was amazing.

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It wasn't all drawn out and,

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chase me through a pyramid, I'm going to destroy a whole world, blah, blah, blah.

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Like, I mean, I do have to give it to you.

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I mean, like, theatrically, it was pleasing.

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Like, just visually.

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You didn't expect it at all.

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No, no.

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Completely off guard.

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Came out of nowhere. It was great. Well done.

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Exactly.

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Yeah.

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Now, I will say, in the past, yes, I may have tried to, quote unquote, act like your friend.

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I'm not here to do that today.

246
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Okay, good, because you know what?

247
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I'm tired of having friends.

248
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,300
Not you, Flint.

249
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,100
Not you, Donnie.

250
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:05,900
I just mean every time we get one, we lose one.

251
00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:07,500
I'm tired of losing people.

252
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,800
Lipsinki, you fall into that category, too.

253
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,500
Sorry we lost you.

254
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It's nice to see you again, though.

255
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:16,200
It's real nice to see you, too.

256
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I got to tell you, I met this man in the abyss, not V.

257
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V's great.

258
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His name was like...

259
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Oh, Grant...

260
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Grancis?

261
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,200
See, his face just goes...

262
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,300
Never heard of him.

263
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Because I had to endure. It was just the worst.

264
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Doesn't ring a bell. Nope.

265
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,700
Okay, well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

266
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That sounds, sounds real awful.

267
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How do you end up in the abyss?

268
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Oh gosh, I don't know. He was just always talking nonsense.

269
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He sang all the time.

270
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You're like, corporeal? Like, could you stab him if you wanted to?

271
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Not that you'd want to, but like, if you had the urge.

272
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Like, do you think blood would come out? Just curious.

273
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,399
Or pancake batter?

274
00:16:02,399 --> 00:16:04,799
We don't have pancake batter in the abyss.

275
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There's no pancakes in the abyss.

276
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No.

277
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Unless we make a body into a pancake.

278
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Kind of. Sort of.

279
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Everything's very blood-based, I would say.

280
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As the energy fades in the room, you hear just on the wind,

281
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That's why it's my hell!

282
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:29,899
Orcus has gotten big into ultimate frisbee,

283
00:16:29,899 --> 00:16:33,700
but he uses bodies as the frisbee.

284
00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:35,200
Oh, that'd be awful.

285
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I mean, if you hate being spun around.

286
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The thing is, it doesn't kill you down there.

287
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You experience every second of it.

288
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You should see what we use for hacky sacks.

289
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:48,800
Oh boy.

290
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,899
Sinky, don't spoil anything for them.

291
00:16:51,899 --> 00:16:56,000
That's right. Leave some to the imagination.

292
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,299
Also, I hope I never find out.

293
00:16:58,299 --> 00:17:01,899
Well, there's always hope.

294
00:17:01,899 --> 00:17:04,500
Especially when you side with Orcus.

295
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For we will eliminate despair for people.

296
00:17:07,299 --> 00:17:12,599
And I know I said earlier, I'm not here to be your friend.

297
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:15,400
But I'm not here as your enemy.

298
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At least not at this point.

299
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The friend of, wait.

300
00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:20,299
Something.

301
00:17:20,299 --> 00:17:23,299
Thea looks towards Flint.

302
00:17:23,299 --> 00:17:26,799
The enemy of my enemy is my friend?

303
00:17:26,799 --> 00:17:29,700
My friend's enemy is my enemy?

304
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,399
Somebody's enemy friend's enemy.

305
00:17:31,399 --> 00:17:33,000
Frenemies.

306
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Frenemies.

307
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Kyle was like, you can go on.

308
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,700
Potentially. Nailed it.

309
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Tell me more.

310
00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:40,700
Okay.

311
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I don't want to side with Orcus.

312
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Just straight up.

313
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You know?

314
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,099
Okay.

315
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:47,799
Just saying.

316
00:17:47,799 --> 00:17:50,200
I just, you know, I'm just managing your expectations.

317
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,600
But that doesn't mean we might not have a common goal here.

318
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,200
Just because I'm not going to follow you down later.

319
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,400
I mean, there's always tomorrow, am I right?

320
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,200
Exactly.

321
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:01,200
Like priorities.

322
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,700
I'll never stop trying.

323
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:04,900
You know what? I love that about you.

324
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:07,000
Yeah, you got to respect the hustle.

325
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:07,299
Yeah.

326
00:18:07,299 --> 00:18:08,200
Exactly.

327
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:11,200
I mean, this is a man who knows what he wants.

328
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,900
He's one of the most tenacious people in the abyss.

329
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,100
And that is saying something.

330
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:18,799
Maybe we should start calling him Tenacious V?

331
00:18:18,799 --> 00:18:21,000
I like that.

332
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,799
That is top notch.

333
00:18:22,799 --> 00:18:25,500
Tom doesn't have to say anything else for the entire podcast.

334
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,399
He did it, folks.

335
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:35,599
Okay. Now, if you could just whip us together, Kyle,

336
00:18:35,599 --> 00:18:39,000
maybe like a Tenacious D greatest song in the world,

337
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,200
but like Orcus kind of theme.

338
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:47,500
This is the greatest lord in the multiverse.

339
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,700
No.

340
00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:54,099
This existence is a tribute.

341
00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:56,500
I got it in one.

342
00:18:59,299 --> 00:19:04,099
So did you all come here with a plan?

343
00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:09,700
I'm going to re-murder a lich.

344
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:10,099
Of course.

345
00:19:10,099 --> 00:19:10,900
We've got to find him first.

346
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:11,900
He's pissed.

347
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:15,500
We may have anchored him a little bit.

348
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,700
How did you do that?

349
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:20,400
Just by existing, I think.

350
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,700
I threw a fireball at him.

351
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:23,799
Oh, that's good.

352
00:19:23,799 --> 00:19:26,000
It's good stuff.

353
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,900
Flinch, you use that moist tongue on him yet?

354
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:31,700
Not yet, but you know, maybe he needs a little help

355
00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:32,900
putting out that fire.

356
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:34,900
Maybe.

357
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:35,900
He had my Donnie.

358
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:39,200
So I just kind of want to like stab and stab

359
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:42,000
and fire bolts and like, oh.

360
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,200
But and then also maybe watch someone else do that

361
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:47,799
so I could really get a good view of it.

362
00:19:47,799 --> 00:19:54,200
Now, Shang-a-Lar had a little Donnie, your gold wormling?

363
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:54,700
Yeah.

364
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:56,600
Just Don-ee.

365
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,600
How did that happen?

366
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:02,400
Well, we were attacked by a giant lightning.

367
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,799
I love that we're just right now just standing in the hall.

368
00:20:04,799 --> 00:20:06,200
Like we know.

369
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,400
But we're just catching up.

370
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:07,799
Just catching up.

371
00:20:07,799 --> 00:20:09,799
And it's just kind of dropped into a horde.

372
00:20:09,799 --> 00:20:10,600
That's fine.

373
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,000
That's good.

374
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,400
I like it.

375
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,900
In my mind, here's what happens.

376
00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:16,500
The door shut, time froze.

377
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:20,700
He's still dropping, and he may be dropping forever.

378
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,500
We'll find out, I guess.

379
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,700
Wow.

380
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:29,600
So yeah, so we were attacked by these big gorilla kind

381
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:34,500
of things that seem to come from lightning.

382
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,900
OK.

383
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:36,500
Yeah, there is.

384
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:37,400
That sounds terrible.

385
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:41,300
Well, and in all that, they spooked our animals.

386
00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:42,700
Everything was lost.

387
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:45,900
And we started to put the pieces back together,

388
00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:47,100
and Don-ee wasn't there.

389
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,700
We've been searching for him ever since,

390
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:50,299
and we only just found him.

391
00:20:50,299 --> 00:20:53,299
And I open up my bag of holding,

392
00:20:53,299 --> 00:20:54,799
and Don-ee's all curled up inside.

393
00:20:54,799 --> 00:20:56,200
I'm just looking at him.

394
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,799
He's tuckered.

395
00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:59,700
That's just a little fella.

396
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:01,500
He was bigger before.

397
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:02,400
Yeah, he was.

398
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:07,200
He had a special collar that helped him out with that.

399
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,700
Well, I'm glad you guys are back together.

400
00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:12,000
That makes my heart really happy.

401
00:21:12,099 --> 00:21:13,799
Oh, I'm glad.

402
00:21:13,799 --> 00:21:17,400
Lipsinki, what did we talk about happiness?

403
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,200
Oh, that's right.

404
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,200
I mean, I don't care about that at all,

405
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:24,200
because all meaningful connections with other creatures

406
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,200
beyond orcas are pointless and useless,

407
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,400
and they're not worth doing.

408
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,400
That's what I meant.

409
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,000
Oh, you guys have been practicing a lot.

410
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,799
Yeah, it was pretty rote.

411
00:21:32,799 --> 00:21:35,900
Yeah, that must be really hard to go against here,

412
00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:39,799
because you are such a caring, vivacious, really

413
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:43,200
worried about other people kind of person,

414
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,500
and it must be really hard to squash that all the time.

415
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:52,099
No, orcas does not keep its followers from caring.

416
00:21:52,099 --> 00:21:58,700
We care very much about fulfilling his whim,

417
00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:05,200
about seeing fit the world meet the expectation of the Great

418
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,200
Lord.

419
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,500
Yeah, I can care about orcas-related matters

420
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:10,700
as much as I want.

421
00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:11,799
Have at it.

422
00:22:11,799 --> 00:22:12,599
I encourage it.

423
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,700
So, V, I don't know.

424
00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:21,200
It's nice for me to see my friends.

425
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,299
That's a nice surprise, but we probably

426
00:22:23,299 --> 00:22:27,000
should do something about Shangri-La

427
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:31,799
and he's doing all his business, right?

428
00:22:31,799 --> 00:22:38,700
So you two agree we could work together despite you not

429
00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:39,700
wanting to.

430
00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:41,299
You sure you don't want to side with orcas?

431
00:22:41,299 --> 00:22:42,000
No, pretty sure.

432
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:42,900
I mean, we're pretty sure.

433
00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:43,400
Clint?

434
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:44,900
Yeah, we're fairly sure.

435
00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:46,600
I mean, we'll talk about it a little bit more later.

436
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:50,000
And I mean, the option's always there, right?

437
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:50,900
Well, maybe it is.

438
00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:52,500
Like, it doesn't expire.

439
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:55,200
No, it's good to keep your options open.

440
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,400
But maybe we should talk about, you know,

441
00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:00,799
like, A, game plan for taking this guy down,

442
00:23:00,799 --> 00:23:03,900
and then B, what happens after?

443
00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:07,600
Because what are you guys looking to get out of this?

444
00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:09,300
Oh, yeah, why do you want him dead?

445
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:10,700
We want him dead because he's a dick

446
00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:13,900
and he's just destroying ancient cities up here,

447
00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:16,500
which sucks because culture is important.

448
00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:20,000
Well, Andy's got that thing for the dragonborn in me.

449
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,700
Yeah, yeah, and Flint's got, like,

450
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:24,600
a personal stake in this, just saying.

451
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,400
Right.

452
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:29,900
Our reasoning, at least, I would

453
00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:33,600
like to see Shangri-La replaced.

454
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,900
Actually, replaced by Lipsinki here.

455
00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:38,900
I believe Lipsinki has the potential

456
00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:43,300
and power to fill in those shoes.

457
00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:45,100
So more of a Litch-Sinky.

458
00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:46,500
Yes, Litch-Sinky.

459
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:49,000
My god, you're so on right now.

460
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,300
Wow, Tom, you need to pump up gifts

461
00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:54,400
before every episode record.

462
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:55,500
Flint, are you sure you don't

463
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:58,900
want to bring that rapier wit to the court of Orcus?

464
00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:01,000
I mean, again, good to have options,

465
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:05,100
but I think Thea's right about this one.

466
00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:06,500
He doesn't laugh often.

467
00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:09,099
Well, see, I feel like my talents would be wasted.

468
00:24:09,099 --> 00:24:12,000
Hmm, that's fair.

469
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,700
I'll get y'all soon enough.

470
00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:15,599
But not yet.

471
00:24:15,599 --> 00:24:16,200
Not yet, no.

472
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,500
It's good to have goals.

473
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:19,200
We have other matters to attend to.

474
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,200
For sure.

475
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:25,000
So were you guys coming in here with a plan?

476
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:31,500
Oh, well, are you familiar with Litches?

477
00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:33,799
Have you done your study, you know?

478
00:24:33,799 --> 00:24:35,900
You know, if you spoke with Orcus, of course,

479
00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:37,200
he'd tell you all about it.

480
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,700
Oh, of course, of course.

481
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:45,600
You know, I'm not tight with any deities,

482
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,800
but definitely keeping it on the back burner.

483
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,500
We need to find his, I want to say Horcrux,

484
00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:53,500
but I know that it's just Harry Potter thing.

485
00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:54,400
Phylactery.

486
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,300
Phylactery, that's it.

487
00:24:56,300 --> 00:24:56,800
Good.

488
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,400
It's way funnier.

489
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:02,800
It's a word that actually means something else.

490
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:03,400
True.

491
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,700
Yeah, so we need to find his phylactery

492
00:25:05,700 --> 00:25:09,000
and do away with that.

493
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,799
I mean, but if we could like maybe hit him in the face

494
00:25:12,799 --> 00:25:16,500
and maybe destroy him with a sunbeam or something

495
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:18,700
like that in the meat, like just also,

496
00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:22,799
because I feel like dying sometimes just isn't enough.

497
00:25:22,799 --> 00:25:24,700
No, sometimes it isn't.

498
00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:26,900
Should we find his phylactery first

499
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:31,400
and then maybe beat him up a little bit?

500
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,400
I mean, we can certainly look for it.

501
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:38,900
I apologize, didn't think I'd be saying that to you,

502
00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:41,300
but I mean, he totally knows that we're here.

503
00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:45,900
And I'm pretty sure that he controls every aspect

504
00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:49,400
of this hell in the sky.

505
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:54,100
And it might be a little bit difficult to find it.

506
00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:54,800
Agreed.

507
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:58,000
Unless your orcus has told you

508
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:02,100
any sort of helpful information in finding it.

509
00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:06,100
Let me, and I bow my head, close my eyes.

510
00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:09,100
Orcus, orcus, orcus, orcus.

511
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:10,100
Oh, I don't know.

512
00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:13,600
It doesn't, must be something with this pyramid.

513
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,100
Bad reception in this pyramid.

514
00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:16,600
Just not getting through.

515
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,600
It is the defiling nature of Shangalar

516
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:23,600
using orcus's talents for personal gain.

517
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,600
So, okay.

518
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:29,600
So wait, he's, oops, did I say that?

519
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:30,600
You sure did.

520
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:33,100
So this is more of a demotion.

521
00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:34,100
Dead motion.

522
00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:35,100
Well, yeah.

523
00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:39,100
So he just didn't live up to his side of the deal here?

524
00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:42,100
Something to that effect, yes.

525
00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:44,600
Between us friends, the thing you need to know

526
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,600
if you're considering following orcus,

527
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,100
which I recommend you do,

528
00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:52,600
is that it's best if you use the powers

529
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,100
orcus instills in you

530
00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:58,600
to kind of progress the things he's looking for.

531
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:03,100
Not carry on your own sort of personal vendettas.

532
00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:05,100
Yeah, I could see that, right?

533
00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:07,100
It's like spending the company dime.

534
00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:08,100
Yeah, exactly.

535
00:27:08,100 --> 00:27:10,600
It's like photocopying personal things at the office.

536
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:11,600
You shouldn't really do it.

537
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,600
Maybe a little bit you can get away with,

538
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:17,100
but when you start printing off whole monster manuals.

539
00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:19,600
Sent to no one in particular on this Zoom call.

540
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,600
Definitely not pointed at all.

541
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,600
I feel like literally three of the five people

542
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:26,600
on this call have done that.

543
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,600
Maybe the other two, I don't know your lives.

544
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:33,600
Okay, well I get it.

545
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,600
So you know what?

546
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:39,600
What you're saying is everyone should be fearing orcus,

547
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:43,600
but instead they're fearing Shangri-La.

548
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,600
Shangri-La?

549
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:46,600
So close.

550
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,600
Stay so close.

551
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:49,600
Fuck that guy's name.

552
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,600
Since he's kind of a phony,

553
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,600
in my personal opinion,

554
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,600
I like Sham-galar.

555
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,600
I'm totally down with that.

556
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,600
Yeah, he's just a big phony.

557
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:05,600
Took what was given to him and just tainted it.

558
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,600
All right, well I guess you don't shit all over orcus

559
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,600
and his power and get away with it.

560
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:14,600
So we're guessing up to the top?

561
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:15,600
I guess so.

562
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:16,600
Power?

563
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:17,600
That's a good guess.

564
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,600
Full actory?

565
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,600
Yes, we will get to the top of his pyramid scheme.

566
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,600
You look around you and you realize

567
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:27,600
you're still in a sealed room.

568
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,600
Well hey, we're lucky that this room didn't just start

569
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,600
shrinking all of a sudden or whatever, right?

570
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,600
Yeah, that would've been fun.

571
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,600
And as Amy says that.

572
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,600
I like toss Russ' book to the ground.

573
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:40,600
He's got nothing.

574
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:44,600
Quick, let's riff.

575
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,600
So first we have to get out of here.

576
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:50,600
I'm assuming maybe since you can't talk to orcus,

577
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,600
you also can't create another portal

578
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,600
to get us just to the boom top?

579
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,600
I guess.

580
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,600
Let me try one more time.

581
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:03,600
And I'm going to pull out the wand of orcus,

582
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:07,600
which I'm sure does something that is other than

583
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,600
what I'm about to do.

584
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,600
Orcus, orcus, orcus.

585
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,600
Orcus, orcus, orcus, orcus.

586
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:18,600
I pull out the wand of orcus and I kind of

587
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,600
wave it in a fashion and the jaw opens up,

588
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:26,600
revealing a portal on the wall opposite of what we entered.

589
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:29,600
And I think we can kind of see through it

590
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,600
and we wind up seeing like, oh, that looks like

591
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,600
a main layer there.

592
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,600
Probably walk through that.

593
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,600
Yeah, so orcus does provide, he senses,

594
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:45,600
he senses his servant needing his aid in this moment.

595
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:46,600
Gotcha.

596
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,600
But he also used his caller ID,

597
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,600
and so it doesn't answer you all the time.

598
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:55,600
Because you need to figure some things out for yourself.

599
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,600
I am quite zealous, yes.

600
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:58,600
Oh.

601
00:29:58,600 --> 00:29:59,600
But.

602
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:00,600
A little needy.

603
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,600
It has served him well so far,

604
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,600
and it shall serve him well today.

605
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,600
What do you suppose it sounds like on his end?

606
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,600
Is it all like ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring,

607
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:10,600
orcus phone?

608
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,600
Do, do, do, do, do, do.

609
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:18,600
What you see through this portal is a well-lit chamber,

610
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:19,600
torches all along the side.

611
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:24,600
There's a red carpet that goes up the center of this room.

612
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:29,600
And at the top of three stairs,

613
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,600
there is a pedestal.

614
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:37,600
And on top of that pedestal looks to be a large vase

615
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,600
or jar of some sort.

616
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:40,600
Oh, I thought you said vape.

617
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,600
Could you maybe say urn?

618
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:42,600
Oh, vape, vape.

619
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,600
No, no, no vapes.

620
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,600
Just a large vape.

621
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:47,600
Yep.

622
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:48,600
Vase or.

623
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:51,600
And there's Shangri-La.

624
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,600
No, I said it wrong again.

625
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:53,600
Caller flip.

626
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,600
Chamgalar, remember?

627
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:56,600
Chamgalar.

628
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:57,600
Yeah.

629
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:58,600
No, you don't see that.

630
00:30:58,600 --> 00:30:59,600
So that's what you see through the portal

631
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,600
before you step through.

632
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,600
Lipsinki, would you care to come ahead with me first?

633
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:05,600
Yeah, I've always kind of wondered

634
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:06,600
what a phylactery looks like.

635
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,600
You think that's it?

636
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,600
I'm just so excited to be out of the abyss, you guys.

637
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:11,600
I bet you are.

638
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:12,600
That's fair.

639
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:13,600
Yeah.

640
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:17,600
The four of you begin to walk in through the portal.

641
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,600
And as you begin to step in,

642
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:23,600
the energy around you expands and elongates.

643
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:27,600
And that image gets smaller and smaller in front of you

644
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:30,600
and then begins to swirl.

645
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:35,600
It's like you're caught in a tornado or a cyclone

646
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,600
and you begin to spin physically.

647
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:45,600
You hear laughter from all around you.

648
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,600
And then you pop out.

649
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,600
The energy just explodes out.

650
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:54,600
Everybody make a dexterity saving throw.

651
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:55,600
These are the ones I'm bad at.

652
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,600
Seventeen.

653
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:57,600
Me too.

654
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,600
Thirteen?

655
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:00,600
Twelve.

656
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,600
Eighteen for me, Russ.

657
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:03,600
Flint and Thea, you fall out

658
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:08,600
and you land and grab onto a narrow platform

659
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:12,600
around the perimeter of this chamber that you've landed in.

660
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,600
You manage to pull yourself up quickly.

661
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:20,600
Vorunax and Lipsinkie, you are holding on just to the edge,

662
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:24,600
just barely missed this edge.

663
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:29,600
And below you is a sea of undead.

664
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:32,600
Can I try to make a grab for Lipsinkie?

665
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:33,600
Absolutely.

666
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:34,600
Yeah, I want to try to do that.

667
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:38,600
Both of them are holding on, but they have missed them.

668
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:42,600
Oh, I thought you said they just barely missed it

669
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:43,600
and are falling.

670
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,600
Sorry, they barely grabbed hold of it.

671
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,600
Like fingertips.

672
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,600
Like the hang in there kitty poster.

673
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,600
Exactly.

674
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:55,600
I yell, hang in there kitty.

675
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,600
I'll help Vorunax.

676
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:58,600
What do I have to roll?

677
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,600
Nothing, you just go help them.

678
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:01,600
Oh, I just go help them.

679
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:02,600
Yes, I'd like to help.

680
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,600
Sorry, because I rolled an 11.

681
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:05,600
Fault your death again.

682
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,600
I'm a gnome, I'm quite small.

683
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,600
You both reach down and pull Vorunax and Lipsinkie up

684
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,600
and you look around this room

685
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,600
and it's the room you saw originally,

686
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,600
Flint and Thea, through the doorway before it shut.

687
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:20,600
Out in the very center of this room,

688
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:25,600
about 100 feet into the middle is Yen Bull

689
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:30,600
seated on a stone column cage around her.

690
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:34,600
Around the perimeter is a five foot wide walkway

691
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,600
around the perimeter of this room.

692
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,600
It's 100 feet by 100 feet.

693
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,600
At the middle intersection of this room,

694
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,600
there are bridges that go out about 50 feet

695
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:48,600
and then a center walkway that goes around,

696
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:52,600
but you can't, there's no bridge that gets to Yen Bull.

697
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,600
Below you, like I said,

698
00:33:55,600 --> 00:34:01,600
is a thousand square feet covered with undead creatures.

699
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:05,600
The sound in here is ear-shattering.

700
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:14,600
You look up and you see four glowing orbs.

701
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:18,600
One blue, one black, one green, one red.

702
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:22,600
And the ceiling in this room

703
00:34:22,599 --> 00:34:27,599
goes up straight and then it peeks,

704
00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:30,599
slants up towards the middle

705
00:34:30,599 --> 00:34:34,599
and then rather than meeting in a point,

706
00:34:34,599 --> 00:34:39,599
there is a smooth surface, smooth ceiling surface

707
00:34:39,599 --> 00:34:42,599
that is approximately a 50 foot square

708
00:34:42,599 --> 00:34:44,599
that comes to in the center.

709
00:34:44,599 --> 00:34:46,599
So it's like a hidden loft space.

710
00:34:46,599 --> 00:34:48,599
Exactly.

711
00:34:48,599 --> 00:34:50,599
How trendy.

712
00:34:50,599 --> 00:34:52,599
Right.

713
00:34:52,599 --> 00:34:54,599
You observe your surroundings

714
00:34:54,599 --> 00:34:58,599
and then you hear laughter from all around you

715
00:34:58,599 --> 00:35:03,599
and then you hear Shangu'lar's voice and he says,

716
00:35:03,599 --> 00:35:07,599
Oh look, you brought reinforcements.

717
00:35:07,599 --> 00:35:10,599
How's it going Vsauce baby?

718
00:35:12,599 --> 00:35:17,599
Shangu'lar, you realize when it's all said and done,

719
00:35:17,599 --> 00:35:19,599
Orcus will have you.

720
00:35:19,599 --> 00:35:23,599
Oh yeah, how's Pop Pop doing? I haven't seen him in a long time.

721
00:35:24,599 --> 00:35:26,599
That's not his name.

722
00:35:26,599 --> 00:35:28,599
Well, it's what I'm allowed to call him

723
00:35:28,599 --> 00:35:31,599
because I'm a little bit closer to him, I think.

724
00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:36,599
I'm going to murder you.

725
00:35:36,599 --> 00:35:38,599
Oh yeah, you're going to murder me.

726
00:35:38,599 --> 00:35:40,599
That's what you're going to do.

727
00:35:40,599 --> 00:35:43,599
Okay, that's going to be a lot of fun.

728
00:35:43,599 --> 00:35:47,599
You've got to find me first. Catch me if you can.

729
00:35:47,599 --> 00:35:49,599
Believe you me, we will.

730
00:35:49,599 --> 00:35:52,599
Make a dexterity saving throw there, Vernaut.

731
00:35:54,599 --> 00:35:56,599
Another 12.

732
00:35:56,599 --> 00:36:02,599
From up top, about 20 feet above the center of where Yenbul is,

733
00:36:02,599 --> 00:36:05,599
you don't know who Yenbul is, but the person in the center,

734
00:36:05,599 --> 00:36:11,599
a fireball begins to form and cascades down towards you.

735
00:36:11,599 --> 00:36:14,599
At this moment, Russ, can I use,

736
00:36:14,599 --> 00:36:17,599
it's a feat, my warlock feat, called Dark One's Own Lucked,

737
00:36:17,599 --> 00:36:19,599
and once we're short rest, I can make an ability check

738
00:36:19,599 --> 00:36:22,599
or saving throw and use this feature to add a d10 to my roll.

739
00:36:22,599 --> 00:36:24,599
Yeah, absolutely.

740
00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:26,599
It does say you can do so after seeing the roll,

741
00:36:26,599 --> 00:36:28,599
but before the effect occurs.

742
00:36:28,599 --> 00:36:31,599
Yeah, it hasn't, I mean it's happening, but you know, it's...

743
00:36:31,599 --> 00:36:35,599
Yeah, it's a 14. I got a 2.

744
00:36:35,599 --> 00:36:38,599
Why are you rolling like me, Kyle?

745
00:36:38,599 --> 00:36:39,599
I don't know.

746
00:36:39,599 --> 00:36:43,599
I didn't think I was going to be the one to try and kill you so hard, but you know.

747
00:36:43,599 --> 00:36:44,599
It is what it is.

748
00:36:44,599 --> 00:36:50,599
It is what it is. Did you save? Probably not.

749
00:36:50,599 --> 00:36:52,599
No.

750
00:36:52,599 --> 00:36:55,599
So you're going to take 8d6 fire damage.

751
00:36:55,599 --> 00:36:56,599
Shit!

752
00:36:56,599 --> 00:36:59,599
And anybody beside him also make a dexterity saving throw,

753
00:36:59,599 --> 00:37:02,599
which is, I think, at least Flint.

754
00:37:02,599 --> 00:37:04,599
Probably me, yeah.

755
00:37:04,599 --> 00:37:06,599
You did help him up.

756
00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:08,599
No good deed goes unpunished.

757
00:37:08,599 --> 00:37:11,599
That is a 20, but not natural.

758
00:37:11,599 --> 00:37:13,599
Okay, you're going to take half.

759
00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:17,599
So Vorunax, you take 38 fire damage.

760
00:37:17,599 --> 00:37:19,599
And Flint, you're going to take 19.

761
00:37:19,599 --> 00:37:21,599
Okay.

762
00:37:21,599 --> 00:37:24,599
And let's roll for initiative, friends.

763
00:37:29,599 --> 00:37:36,599
It's the middle time now.

764
00:37:36,599 --> 00:37:38,599
That's where you get to jump in.

765
00:37:38,599 --> 00:37:41,599
Just waiting.

766
00:37:41,599 --> 00:37:45,599
Sometimes there's the reprise that comes back.

767
00:37:45,599 --> 00:37:49,599
There was a look of just about to sing on Russ' Facebook.

768
00:37:49,599 --> 00:37:51,599
I was waiting for the staccato part.

769
00:37:51,599 --> 00:37:54,599
That'll be next week.

770
00:37:54,599 --> 00:37:57,599
Got it. Staccato. Write down the notes.

771
00:37:57,599 --> 00:37:59,599
One talk to staccato.

772
00:37:59,599 --> 00:38:01,599
One talk to staccato.

773
00:38:01,599 --> 00:38:04,599
These are my notes for middles, everybody.

774
00:38:04,599 --> 00:38:05,599
They don't make any sense.

775
00:38:05,599 --> 00:38:06,599
Not really.

776
00:38:06,599 --> 00:38:07,599
Not to anybody.

777
00:38:07,599 --> 00:38:09,599
But you know what does make sense?

778
00:38:09,599 --> 00:38:14,599
A huge thank you to our guest today and to the next episode maybe.

779
00:38:14,599 --> 00:38:16,599
An absolute best friend ever.

780
00:38:16,599 --> 00:38:17,599
Absolute bestie.

781
00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:19,599
Kyle Classic from Bombarda.

782
00:38:19,599 --> 00:38:20,599
Thank you, Kyle.

783
00:38:20,599 --> 00:38:22,599
Thank you so much, Kyle.

784
00:38:22,599 --> 00:38:23,599
Kyle, you rock.

785
00:38:23,599 --> 00:38:26,599
Kyle's coming back as that Vorunax.

786
00:38:26,599 --> 00:38:29,599
A little twist to the character this week.

787
00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:31,599
But we love having him.

788
00:38:31,599 --> 00:38:33,599
And Vorunax is just a delight.

789
00:38:33,599 --> 00:38:35,599
So we just keep bringing them back.

790
00:38:35,599 --> 00:38:36,599
Time and time again.

791
00:38:36,599 --> 00:38:40,599
If you haven't checked out Bombarded, we strongly urge you.

792
00:38:40,599 --> 00:38:41,599
Super fun.

793
00:38:41,599 --> 00:38:45,599
To check them out because they sing original music every episode.

794
00:38:45,599 --> 00:38:46,599
They have a ton of fun.

795
00:38:46,599 --> 00:38:48,599
Kyle runs an amazing game over there.

796
00:38:48,599 --> 00:38:51,599
So please do go check them out.

797
00:38:51,599 --> 00:38:53,599
Next.

798
00:38:53,599 --> 00:38:57,599
One talk about Patreon.

799
00:38:57,599 --> 00:39:00,599
Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

800
00:39:00,599 --> 00:39:04,599
We're making some tweaks over there to make things a little bit better for our patrons and for you potentially.

801
00:39:04,599 --> 00:39:06,599
We would love you to come visit us.

802
00:39:06,599 --> 00:39:08,599
We have a tier called the goods tier.

803
00:39:08,599 --> 00:39:10,599
It's $50 a month.

804
00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:17,599
But when you're at this tier, every month you're there, you accrue towards working towards merchandise.

805
00:39:17,599 --> 00:39:22,599
Exclusive patron merchandise that you can only get through Patreon.

806
00:39:22,599 --> 00:39:28,599
And every year that you're able to be at that tier goes into a little spreadsheet to say, yep, you did this month.

807
00:39:28,599 --> 00:39:30,599
Every month you're able to be at that tier.

808
00:39:30,599 --> 00:39:31,599
Every month.

809
00:39:31,599 --> 00:39:33,599
You do not have to stay for years and years.

810
00:39:33,599 --> 00:39:34,599
That's what I meant.

811
00:39:34,599 --> 00:39:35,599
That's what I meant.

812
00:39:35,599 --> 00:39:36,599
Every month.

813
00:39:36,599 --> 00:39:37,599
You know what I meant.

814
00:39:37,599 --> 00:39:38,599
Right.

815
00:39:38,599 --> 00:39:39,599
But just in case.

816
00:39:39,599 --> 00:39:40,599
Just in case.

817
00:39:40,599 --> 00:39:45,599
So every month that you're at that tier, we tally it up and then it's cumulative.

818
00:39:45,599 --> 00:39:51,599
So if you're able to stay for three months, earn that first piece of merchandise every three months.

819
00:39:51,599 --> 00:39:57,599
So if you're in that first level, which is an exclusive sticker pack, then you got to drop down.

820
00:39:57,599 --> 00:39:58,599
You come back.

821
00:39:58,599 --> 00:40:00,599
You're already on the way to the next one.

822
00:40:00,599 --> 00:40:01,599
That's true.

823
00:40:01,599 --> 00:40:03,599
We're not going to start you back at zero.

824
00:40:03,599 --> 00:40:06,599
And of course, if you're at that level, you get everything from the levels below that.

825
00:40:06,599 --> 00:40:08,599
So that's still like the in-world stuff.

826
00:40:08,599 --> 00:40:11,599
So you can submit NPCs and items for Zed Mart.

827
00:40:11,599 --> 00:40:14,599
And of course, you get to listen to all the bonus content.

828
00:40:14,599 --> 00:40:15,599
And there's lots of it.

829
00:40:15,599 --> 00:40:16,599
Producers meetings.

830
00:40:16,599 --> 00:40:18,599
I said producers.

831
00:40:18,599 --> 00:40:20,599
Producers meetings.

832
00:40:20,599 --> 00:40:22,599
Not so easy, is it?

833
00:40:22,599 --> 00:40:23,599
Speaking?

834
00:40:23,599 --> 00:40:24,599
Yeah.

835
00:40:24,599 --> 00:40:25,599
For me? Never.

836
00:40:25,599 --> 00:40:26,599
Never.

837
00:40:26,599 --> 00:40:28,599
But yeah, you become a sporting producer at that tier as well.

838
00:40:28,599 --> 00:40:32,599
Mentioned in the credits, you might have heard some amazing people mentioned there.

839
00:40:32,599 --> 00:40:33,599
That could be you too.

840
00:40:33,599 --> 00:40:34,599
And we'd love to have you there.

841
00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:39,599
But they also get an extra meeting every couple of months with a couple of us to talk about their game.

842
00:40:39,599 --> 00:40:40,599
Talk about our game.

843
00:40:40,599 --> 00:40:42,599
Talk about what's on TV.

844
00:40:42,599 --> 00:40:46,599
You know, whatever is feeling good.

845
00:40:46,599 --> 00:40:48,599
That's what we talk about.

846
00:40:48,599 --> 00:40:50,599
Dang, that $50 tier sounded good.

847
00:40:50,599 --> 00:40:51,599
Indeed.

848
00:40:51,599 --> 00:40:52,599
Right?

849
00:40:52,599 --> 00:40:53,599
Yeah.

850
00:40:53,599 --> 00:40:54,599
So come check it out.

851
00:40:54,599 --> 00:40:55,599
Patreon.com slash dumb dragoncast.

852
00:40:55,599 --> 00:41:00,599
If you're with us at any tier, any of them, come find us.

853
00:41:00,599 --> 00:41:02,599
We're over there.

854
00:41:02,599 --> 00:41:05,599
Now let's go see if Vorunax is going to stir up some stuff.

855
00:41:05,599 --> 00:41:06,599
I bet he's going to.

856
00:41:06,599 --> 00:41:07,599
I bet he is.

857
00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:09,599
I bet he's going to do it.

858
00:41:09,599 --> 00:41:10,599
No spoilers.

859
00:41:10,599 --> 00:41:11,599
Okay, bye.

860
00:41:11,599 --> 00:41:12,599
Bye.

861
00:41:12,599 --> 00:41:13,599
Bye.

862
00:41:13,599 --> 00:41:15,599
Oh, there goes all my good rolls, y'all.

863
00:41:15,599 --> 00:41:17,599
That's a six.

864
00:41:17,599 --> 00:41:18,599
I also got a six.

865
00:41:18,599 --> 00:41:19,599
Oh, roll off.

866
00:41:19,599 --> 00:41:20,599
Lame roll off.

867
00:41:20,599 --> 00:41:21,599
Lame roll off.

868
00:41:21,599 --> 00:41:23,599
That was a good time to get a one.

869
00:41:23,599 --> 00:41:24,599
That's a four.

870
00:41:24,599 --> 00:41:25,599
Yeah.

871
00:41:25,599 --> 00:41:26,599
I got a six again.

872
00:41:26,599 --> 00:41:31,599
Vorunax is not nearly as intimidating as I remember him being now that he's on our side.

873
00:41:31,599 --> 00:41:35,599
Also, he's like out in the wild now.

874
00:41:35,599 --> 00:41:38,599
He's not all like power of orcas.

875
00:41:38,599 --> 00:41:43,599
Russ, I guess my one translates into a seven after bonuses.

876
00:41:43,599 --> 00:41:44,599
Oh my God.

877
00:41:44,599 --> 00:41:45,599
You have one?

878
00:41:45,599 --> 00:41:47,599
I thought you said something higher than me.

879
00:41:47,599 --> 00:41:48,599
No, he said a one.

880
00:41:48,599 --> 00:41:49,599
Oh, jeepers.

881
00:41:49,599 --> 00:41:50,599
Okay, hold on.

882
00:41:50,599 --> 00:41:51,599
I didn't think I'd have to.

883
00:41:51,599 --> 00:41:52,599
I'm winning with a 12.

884
00:41:52,599 --> 00:41:53,599
Come on, everybody.

885
00:41:53,599 --> 00:41:58,599
Russ, is Yen Bull conscious?

886
00:41:58,599 --> 00:42:01,599
Yeah, you can roll Yen Bull in.

887
00:42:01,599 --> 00:42:04,599
Wow, this is.

888
00:42:04,599 --> 00:42:05,599
You guys.

889
00:42:05,599 --> 00:42:07,599
Yen Bull got a 15.

890
00:42:07,599 --> 00:42:08,599
Fuck yeah, she did.

891
00:42:08,599 --> 00:42:09,599
Great.

892
00:42:09,599 --> 00:42:12,599
Well, Yen Bull gets to go first.

893
00:42:12,599 --> 00:42:13,599
That's helpful.

894
00:42:13,599 --> 00:42:16,599
She just rattles her tin cup on the cage.

895
00:42:16,599 --> 00:42:17,599
That's right.

896
00:42:17,599 --> 00:42:19,599
It's loud in here.

897
00:42:19,599 --> 00:42:20,599
She's got that tin cup in her teeth.

898
00:42:20,599 --> 00:42:21,599
It's really sad.

899
00:42:21,599 --> 00:42:22,599
She's like.

900
00:42:23,599 --> 00:42:25,599
As this fireball explodes,

901
00:42:25,599 --> 00:42:29,599
Shangri-La laughs again and says, Oh, boy, that was fun.

902
00:42:29,599 --> 00:42:33,599
You there with the with the axe.

903
00:42:33,599 --> 00:42:37,599
You look like you're going to be some some difficulty, aren't you?

904
00:42:37,599 --> 00:42:41,599
Make a Constitution saving throw for me, please.

905
00:42:41,599 --> 00:42:42,599
I can do that.

906
00:42:42,599 --> 00:42:45,599
You get a plus four because of my aura.

907
00:42:45,599 --> 00:42:47,599
Oh, that's very fun.

908
00:42:47,599 --> 00:42:48,599
All right.

909
00:42:48,599 --> 00:42:49,599
All right.

910
00:42:49,599 --> 00:42:52,599
After my plus four and his plus four, that's a 22.

911
00:42:52,599 --> 00:42:53,599
OK.

912
00:42:53,599 --> 00:42:56,599
I think that plus four came in very handy.

913
00:42:56,599 --> 00:43:03,599
You see ghostly apparitions come up from the bellows of this undead hoard

914
00:43:03,599 --> 00:43:09,599
and they form into humanoid figures and beasts and they're clawing

915
00:43:09,599 --> 00:43:14,599
and reaching for you, Flint, and they charge you.

916
00:43:14,599 --> 00:43:22,599
You're going to take half of 52 necrotic damage, just 26 necrotic damage.

917
00:43:22,599 --> 00:43:25,599
Does anyone else think one of us is going to die tonight?

918
00:43:25,599 --> 00:43:29,599
And as they hit you, the apparitions, like they move through you

919
00:43:29,599 --> 00:43:32,599
and then disappear behind you.

920
00:43:32,599 --> 00:43:34,599
Yenbul's turn.

921
00:43:34,599 --> 00:43:37,599
So Yenbul, you've seen your friends.

922
00:43:37,599 --> 00:43:40,599
OK, you tell me what Yenbul does, because now you're playing two characters.

923
00:43:40,599 --> 00:43:41,599
I don't like it.

924
00:43:41,599 --> 00:43:43,599
I do this all the time, Russ.

925
00:43:43,599 --> 00:43:44,599
Not well.

926
00:43:44,599 --> 00:43:54,599
So Yenbul has been in this very frightening place for like a bit of time now

927
00:43:54,599 --> 00:43:57,599
because there was a little switcheroo.

928
00:43:57,599 --> 00:43:58,599
You guys caught on.

929
00:43:58,599 --> 00:44:03,599
So Yenbul's been here for a while in this very frightening place.

930
00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:09,599
So I think, yeah, the only we can't see Vorunax, right?

931
00:44:09,599 --> 00:44:13,599
We can just see this roiling mass of undead.

932
00:44:13,599 --> 00:44:15,599
Well, we want to kill Vorunax, too.

933
00:44:15,599 --> 00:44:17,599
I can see Vorunax. He's just over there.

934
00:44:17,599 --> 00:44:20,599
Hello.

935
00:44:20,599 --> 00:44:22,599
I don't even know who that guy is.

936
00:44:22,599 --> 00:44:23,599
I'm Yenbul.

937
00:44:23,599 --> 00:44:25,599
Yeah, we can't see a Shangri-La.

938
00:44:25,599 --> 00:44:27,599
It's just all the undead, right?

939
00:44:27,599 --> 00:44:32,599
You would have seen, OK, so Yenbul's position, you would have seen,

940
00:44:32,599 --> 00:44:35,599
I'm pretty sure the fireball would have caught your attention

941
00:44:35,599 --> 00:44:38,599
because it was right 20 feet above your head.

942
00:44:38,599 --> 00:44:45,599
You would have seen a flash of his form behind that fireball.

943
00:44:45,599 --> 00:44:46,599
OK.

944
00:44:46,599 --> 00:44:52,599
I think that I am still going to, well, first I'm going to say,

945
00:44:52,599 --> 00:44:57,599
my friends, I'm so glad you are here to save me.

946
00:44:57,599 --> 00:44:58,599
It's really far away.

947
00:44:58,599 --> 00:44:59,599
I yelled back.

948
00:44:59,599 --> 00:45:01,599
Sorry we didn't notice you, weren't you?

949
00:45:01,599 --> 00:45:04,599
I assumed you had also been taken.

950
00:45:04,599 --> 00:45:07,599
You were just yelling back and forth, we didn't.

951
00:45:07,599 --> 00:45:12,599
We're going to do our best.

952
00:45:12,599 --> 00:45:19,599
I'm going to cast Shatter at third level, so that's going to be 4d8,

953
00:45:19,599 --> 00:45:25,599
and that's focused on, they have to make a con save, the undead.

954
00:45:25,599 --> 00:45:28,599
Seven.

955
00:45:28,599 --> 00:45:29,599
We're rolling high tonight.

956
00:45:29,599 --> 00:45:31,599
That won't do it.

957
00:45:31,599 --> 00:45:35,599
So they take 25 damage.

958
00:45:35,599 --> 00:45:39,599
OK, your Shatter goes off, and it's like glass breaking,

959
00:45:39,599 --> 00:45:44,599
and it cuts through the noise, and you see a wave of undead fall to the ground.

960
00:45:44,599 --> 00:45:49,599
Some of them stagger back up, but others stay laying down.

961
00:45:49,599 --> 00:45:52,599
Anything else you would like to do or can do?

962
00:45:52,599 --> 00:45:55,599
So cage around you, metal bars.

963
00:45:55,599 --> 00:45:57,599
This was going to be my question.

964
00:45:57,599 --> 00:46:00,599
Does this seem escapable at this moment?

965
00:46:00,599 --> 00:46:02,599
There doesn't appear to be a door.

966
00:46:02,599 --> 00:46:08,599
I'm a spellcaster anyway, so it's not like I want to get up in there.

967
00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:13,599
So for now, at some point I would like to be released from this cage,

968
00:46:13,599 --> 00:46:17,599
but as there is no bridge, it's fine.

969
00:46:17,599 --> 00:46:25,599
So as your turn ends, you feel movement below you, and you begin to descend.

970
00:46:25,599 --> 00:46:29,599
Do you know what it's like to hate your husband on a regular basis?

971
00:46:29,599 --> 00:46:31,599
Can you feel for me right now?

972
00:46:31,599 --> 00:46:34,599
At a rate of 10 feet around.

973
00:46:34,599 --> 00:46:37,599
Oh, that's a torturously slow drop.

974
00:46:37,599 --> 00:46:38,599
I love it.

975
00:46:38,599 --> 00:46:40,599
Yeah, it's good, isn't it?

976
00:46:40,599 --> 00:46:42,599
OK, great, great, great, great.

977
00:46:42,599 --> 00:46:43,599
Thea.

978
00:46:43,599 --> 00:46:48,599
You see Yenbul crack Shatter, and then she begins to,

979
00:46:48,599 --> 00:46:52,599
the entire platform, the entire column begins to move down.

980
00:46:52,599 --> 00:46:58,599
You hear the sound of grinding stone that's rumbling amidst the zombie groans.

981
00:46:58,599 --> 00:47:01,599
How far down are the zombies from where I'm at?

982
00:47:01,599 --> 00:47:02,599
50 feet.

983
00:47:02,599 --> 00:47:05,599
That's a long way.

984
00:47:05,599 --> 00:47:08,599
OK, here's what I'm going to do.

985
00:47:08,599 --> 00:47:16,599
I'm going to run, I'm going to like scooch past Lipsinki,

986
00:47:16,599 --> 00:47:18,599
be like, excuse me, pardon me, excuse me,

987
00:47:18,599 --> 00:47:25,599
and then I'm going to run 15 feet away from her and the group for safety.

988
00:47:25,599 --> 00:47:30,599
Towards a bridge or towards a corner?

989
00:47:30,599 --> 00:47:32,599
How the bridges are 50 feet.

990
00:47:32,599 --> 00:47:34,599
Doesn't matter.

991
00:47:34,599 --> 00:47:35,599
It actually doesn't.

992
00:47:35,599 --> 00:47:36,599
Towards a corner.

993
00:47:36,599 --> 00:47:37,599
I don't care.

994
00:47:37,599 --> 00:47:38,599
OK, great.

995
00:47:38,599 --> 00:47:39,599
You're in a corner.

996
00:47:39,599 --> 00:47:40,599
Cool.

997
00:47:40,599 --> 00:47:44,599
And then I reach into my bag of holding and bring out my Tome of Thunderstep,

998
00:47:44,599 --> 00:47:47,599
and I say, I open it and I read,

999
00:47:48,599 --> 00:47:51,599
and I smash the book closed.

1000
00:47:51,599 --> 00:47:56,599
And as I do, I teleport to Yen Bol.

1001
00:47:56,599 --> 00:47:59,599
OK, so you're on top of the cage or you're within the cage?

1002
00:47:59,599 --> 00:48:00,599
Is there no beside the cage?

1003
00:48:00,599 --> 00:48:01,599
No.

1004
00:48:01,599 --> 00:48:04,599
It takes up the entire top of this platform.

1005
00:48:04,599 --> 00:48:07,599
All right, well, I can use this more than once.

1006
00:48:07,599 --> 00:48:09,599
So I'm inside the cage with her.

1007
00:48:09,599 --> 00:48:11,599
No, I'm not.

1008
00:48:11,599 --> 00:48:12,599
I'm on top of the cage.

1009
00:48:12,599 --> 00:48:14,599
I'm holding onto the bars.

1010
00:48:14,599 --> 00:48:15,599
OK.

1011
00:48:15,599 --> 00:48:17,599
With one hand, and I'm putting the book back.

1012
00:48:17,599 --> 00:48:18,599
Great.

1013
00:48:18,599 --> 00:48:19,599
Is there anything else you would like to do?

1014
00:48:19,599 --> 00:48:20,599
Go.

1015
00:48:20,599 --> 00:48:21,599
You OK?

1016
00:48:21,599 --> 00:48:23,599
Well, I've been better, but thank you so much.

1017
00:48:23,599 --> 00:48:26,599
It is nice to see you in this terrible place.

1018
00:48:26,599 --> 00:48:27,599
It's great.

1019
00:48:27,599 --> 00:48:28,599
I'm so sorry about this.

1020
00:48:28,599 --> 00:48:31,599
I want to look up where the fireball was.

1021
00:48:31,599 --> 00:48:32,599
Is anything up there?

1022
00:48:32,599 --> 00:48:33,599
Can I see anything?

1023
00:48:33,599 --> 00:48:34,599
Nothing's visible.

1024
00:48:34,599 --> 00:48:35,599
Nothing's visible.

1025
00:48:35,599 --> 00:48:38,599
OK, so what I would like to do.

1026
00:48:38,599 --> 00:48:41,599
So you just see the four glowing orbs of varying colors.

1027
00:48:41,599 --> 00:48:42,599
OK.

1028
00:48:42,599 --> 00:48:47,599
I would like to cast Moonbeam.

1029
00:48:47,599 --> 00:48:52,599
I'm going to cast it at third level.

1030
00:48:52,599 --> 00:48:54,599
OK.

1031
00:48:54,599 --> 00:49:01,599
And I would like to Moonbeam one of those orbs.

1032
00:49:01,599 --> 00:49:04,599
Blue, black, green, red.

1033
00:49:04,599 --> 00:49:05,599
Obviously black.

1034
00:49:05,599 --> 00:49:06,599
OK, so.

1035
00:49:06,599 --> 00:49:07,599
Why obviously black?

1036
00:49:07,599 --> 00:49:08,599
Obviously.

1037
00:49:08,599 --> 00:49:09,599
OK.

1038
00:49:09,599 --> 00:49:10,599
Me.

1039
00:49:10,599 --> 00:49:11,599
Geez.

1040
00:49:11,599 --> 00:49:14,599
So how tall is this column?

1041
00:49:14,599 --> 00:49:17,599
This column is 120 feet.

1042
00:49:17,599 --> 00:49:18,599
Wait.

1043
00:49:18,599 --> 00:49:19,599
Hold on.

1044
00:49:19,599 --> 00:49:23,599
No, it's a five-foot radius, 40-foot high cylinder.

1045
00:49:23,599 --> 00:49:26,599
OK.

1046
00:49:26,599 --> 00:49:27,599
It can just float?

1047
00:49:27,599 --> 00:49:28,599
Yep.

1048
00:49:28,599 --> 00:49:33,599
Because it comes from the sky, essentially so.

1049
00:49:33,599 --> 00:49:34,599
The sky.

1050
00:49:34,599 --> 00:49:35,599
The sky.

1051
00:49:35,599 --> 00:49:36,599
OK.

1052
00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:38,599
Well, you would definitely hit the orb.

1053
00:49:38,599 --> 00:49:40,599
It wouldn't continue to carry down to.

1054
00:49:40,599 --> 00:49:41,599
That's fine.

1055
00:49:41,599 --> 00:49:46,599
Because the orb needs to make a Constitution saving throw.

1056
00:49:46,599 --> 00:49:47,599
It fails.

1057
00:49:47,599 --> 00:49:48,599
Cool.

1058
00:49:48,599 --> 00:49:49,599
Give me damage.

1059
00:49:49,599 --> 00:49:50,599
Does the orb take damage?

1060
00:49:50,599 --> 00:49:51,599
Yep.

1061
00:49:51,599 --> 00:49:52,599
Roll damage.

1062
00:49:52,599 --> 00:49:53,599
OK.

1063
00:49:53,599 --> 00:49:56,599
Thirteen.

1064
00:49:56,599 --> 00:49:57,599
Brilliant damage.

1065
00:49:57,599 --> 00:49:58,599
What's that called?

1066
00:49:58,599 --> 00:49:59,599
Radiant.

1067
00:49:59,599 --> 00:50:00,599
Thank you.

1068
00:50:00,599 --> 00:50:06,599
Your Moonbeam fires off and you hear cracking of what you can only describe as glass.

1069
00:50:06,599 --> 00:50:09,599
You don't hear the explosion of the orb, but it begins cracking.

1070
00:50:09,599 --> 00:50:10,599
I whisper to Yen Bull.

1071
00:50:10,599 --> 00:50:13,599
Those seem important, so I want to break one.

1072
00:50:13,599 --> 00:50:15,599
And then it is Shangalar's turn.

1073
00:50:15,599 --> 00:50:17,599
Oh, no.

1074
00:50:17,599 --> 00:50:18,599
Don't do those.

1075
00:50:18,599 --> 00:50:23,599
You might just destroy the reason you came.

1076
00:50:23,599 --> 00:50:25,599
Destroy those orbs.

1077
00:50:25,599 --> 00:50:26,599
Hold on a second.

1078
00:50:26,599 --> 00:50:27,599
What's in the orbs?

1079
00:50:27,599 --> 00:50:29,599
What do you mean, what's in the orbs?

1080
00:50:29,599 --> 00:50:30,599
Don't destroy the orbs.

1081
00:50:30,599 --> 00:50:31,599
Where's this voice coming from?

1082
00:50:31,599 --> 00:50:32,599
Everywhere.

1083
00:50:32,599 --> 00:50:33,599
Oh, you fuck yourself.

1084
00:50:33,599 --> 00:50:35,599
It's the booming voice.

1085
00:50:35,599 --> 00:50:38,599
It's the booming, sarcastic, fuck you voice.

1086
00:50:38,599 --> 00:50:39,599
Fuck you voice.

1087
00:50:39,599 --> 00:50:40,599
It's great.

1088
00:50:40,599 --> 00:50:43,599
Do you say anything back?

1089
00:50:43,599 --> 00:50:44,599
Fuck you.

1090
00:50:44,599 --> 00:50:45,599
OK.

1091
00:50:45,599 --> 00:50:47,599
Well, I can't.

1092
00:50:47,599 --> 00:50:49,599
It's already taken the damage.

1093
00:50:49,599 --> 00:50:52,599
I can't move it because it's not my turn.

1094
00:50:52,599 --> 00:50:53,599
Flynn's going to end up as Bort.

1095
00:50:53,599 --> 00:50:54,599
I don't know.

1096
00:50:54,599 --> 00:51:05,599
Out from the cage, a twenty-foot radius sphere of poisonous yellow-green fog begins

1097
00:51:05,599 --> 00:51:06,599
to appear.

1098
00:51:07,599 --> 00:51:10,599
Make a Constitution saving throw, Yen Bull and Thea.

1099
00:51:10,599 --> 00:51:11,599
Nah.

1100
00:51:14,599 --> 00:51:15,599
I don't do that anymore.

1101
00:51:15,599 --> 00:51:16,599
Nah.

1102
00:51:16,599 --> 00:51:17,599
Poison doesn't affect you.

1103
00:51:17,599 --> 00:51:21,599
No, I'm immune to poison, so nah, it's not for me.

1104
00:51:21,599 --> 00:51:24,599
But I do go, whoo, Yen Bull, is that you?

1105
00:51:24,599 --> 00:51:25,599
Twenty-one.

1106
00:51:25,599 --> 00:51:26,599
Because fart jokes are always-

1107
00:51:26,599 --> 00:51:27,599
Twenty-one.

1108
00:51:27,599 --> 00:51:30,599
You are going to take Yen Bull, half of twenty-one.

1109
00:51:30,599 --> 00:51:37,599
So you're going to take ten poison damage as you inhale this gas.

1110
00:51:37,599 --> 00:51:42,599
So Thea, as you're cracking fart jokes, Yen Bull is taking in noxious fumes.

1111
00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:45,599
Don't try to make me feel bad about my fart jokes.

1112
00:51:45,599 --> 00:51:46,599
It's too late.

1113
00:51:46,599 --> 00:51:47,599
I already did.

1114
00:51:47,599 --> 00:51:49,599
Everybody make a perception check.

1115
00:51:49,599 --> 00:51:51,599
I will not be shaming you.

1116
00:51:51,599 --> 00:51:52,599
Twenty-five.

1117
00:51:52,599 --> 00:51:53,599
Nineteen.

1118
00:51:53,599 --> 00:51:54,599
Twenty-two.

1119
00:51:54,599 --> 00:51:55,599
How about a three, Russ?

1120
00:51:55,599 --> 00:51:57,599
Is a three going to do it?

1121
00:51:57,599 --> 00:51:58,599
That tracks so well.

1122
00:51:58,599 --> 00:51:59,599
And a twelve.

1123
00:51:59,599 --> 00:52:00,599
Okay.

1124
00:52:00,599 --> 00:52:10,599
Anything above twenty, you see a flash of luminescence, not even quite light, but a

1125
00:52:10,599 --> 00:52:13,599
flash of luminescence up near the ceiling.

1126
00:52:13,599 --> 00:52:15,599
It's not a figure.

1127
00:52:15,599 --> 00:52:23,599
It almost looks like there's an opening that you see briefly and then it disappears.

1128
00:52:23,599 --> 00:52:24,599
Okay.

1129
00:52:24,599 --> 00:52:25,599
Flint.

1130
00:52:25,599 --> 00:52:27,599
All right.

1131
00:52:27,599 --> 00:52:31,599
How far away is the nearest orb to me?

1132
00:52:31,599 --> 00:52:34,599
Because we've decided we do want to break the orbs.

1133
00:52:34,599 --> 00:52:36,599
That is what we've we've settled on.

1134
00:52:36,599 --> 00:52:37,599
Yeah.

1135
00:52:37,599 --> 00:52:41,599
But I mean, he may also have that amulet you need inside one of those orbs, you

1136
00:52:41,599 --> 00:52:44,599
know, that might just destroy the reason why you came.

1137
00:52:44,599 --> 00:52:46,599
Nearest one.

1138
00:52:46,599 --> 00:52:48,599
You went for the black one.

1139
00:52:48,599 --> 00:52:54,599
So nearest one is the black one, which has a big old moonbeam on it.

1140
00:52:54,599 --> 00:52:57,599
And that would be so how these orbs are.

1141
00:52:57,599 --> 00:53:03,599
Is there 15 feet above the perimeter, but they're 30 feet out.

1142
00:53:03,599 --> 00:53:08,599
So I'd be somewhat within range for a ranged attack against.

1143
00:53:08,599 --> 00:53:10,599
Yeah, you'd be able to throw.

1144
00:53:10,599 --> 00:53:15,599
So from where you currently are, you're probably between the 50 to 60 foot mark.

1145
00:53:15,599 --> 00:53:16,599
All right. Perfect.

1146
00:53:16,599 --> 00:53:20,599
I will give my dwarven thrower a throw at it.

1147
00:53:20,599 --> 00:53:21,599
Okay.

1148
00:53:21,599 --> 00:53:24,599
Going to throw that thrower.

1149
00:53:24,599 --> 00:53:26,599
That's a 28 to hit on that one, Russ.

1150
00:53:26,599 --> 00:53:27,599
That'll hit.

1151
00:53:27,599 --> 00:53:30,599
Roll damage.

1152
00:53:30,599 --> 00:53:35,599
That'll be 13 damage bludgeoning, I'm supposing here.

1153
00:53:35,599 --> 00:53:36,599
Smashing.

1154
00:53:36,599 --> 00:53:37,599
Yes, bludgeoning.

1155
00:53:37,599 --> 00:53:38,599
Okay.

1156
00:53:38,599 --> 00:53:39,599
Yes.

1157
00:53:39,599 --> 00:53:41,599
Seems like good orb damage.

1158
00:53:41,599 --> 00:53:42,599
Yeah.

1159
00:53:42,599 --> 00:53:43,599
Smash that orb.

1160
00:53:43,599 --> 00:53:45,599
And that good, good orb damage.

1161
00:53:45,599 --> 00:53:56,599
You hear it shatter and come back and flecks of glass or jewel or however it is come soaring through the air and falling to the ground.

1162
00:53:56,599 --> 00:53:59,599
Roll me a d20, please.

1163
00:53:59,599 --> 00:54:01,599
Is it totally destroyed?

1164
00:54:01,599 --> 00:54:03,599
It appears that that orb is totally destroyed.

1165
00:54:03,599 --> 00:54:04,599
Yeah.

1166
00:54:04,599 --> 00:54:05,599
Okay.

1167
00:54:05,599 --> 00:54:06,599
I rolled a 20.

1168
00:54:06,599 --> 00:54:07,599
Okay.

1169
00:54:07,599 --> 00:54:10,599
It's going to be the one time a 20 fucks you, isn't it?

1170
00:54:10,599 --> 00:54:11,599
That's fine.

1171
00:54:11,599 --> 00:54:16,599
I'm sorry, that's the, you just caught a shard to the face and it's over for you.

1172
00:54:16,599 --> 00:54:17,599
Perfect.

1173
00:54:17,599 --> 00:54:19,599
Oh, oh, lucky on that one.

1174
00:54:19,599 --> 00:54:24,599
Oh, missed it there, but just be careful there, Flint.

1175
00:54:24,599 --> 00:54:26,599
What the fuck are you talking about?

1176
00:54:26,599 --> 00:54:31,599
Well, the reason your friend came is in one of those orbs.

1177
00:54:31,599 --> 00:54:32,599
Which one?

1178
00:54:32,599 --> 00:54:33,599
Who knows?

1179
00:54:33,599 --> 00:54:34,599
Oh, you guys.

1180
00:54:34,599 --> 00:54:35,599
It's pinatas.

1181
00:54:35,599 --> 00:54:36,599
I don't think.

1182
00:54:36,599 --> 00:54:39,599
It's just going to fall out, isn't it?

1183
00:54:39,599 --> 00:54:47,599
Well, no, because if it implodes, then it destroys the contents.

1184
00:54:47,599 --> 00:54:50,599
Now, did anything happen with the zombies?

1185
00:54:50,599 --> 00:54:51,599
No.

1186
00:54:51,599 --> 00:54:52,599
Yeah.

1187
00:54:52,599 --> 00:54:54,599
So nothing happened other than it broke.

1188
00:54:54,599 --> 00:54:55,599
Yeah.

1189
00:54:55,599 --> 00:54:56,599
All right.

1190
00:54:56,599 --> 00:54:58,599
So I'm looking at your diagram here as the black one is done.

1191
00:54:58,599 --> 00:54:59,599
Yeah.

1192
00:54:59,599 --> 00:55:00,599
Bottom right.

1193
00:55:00,599 --> 00:55:02,599
Just fucking pinatas, glass pinatas.

1194
00:55:02,599 --> 00:55:07,599
I'm going to make my way over to one of the platforms towards the cage.

1195
00:55:07,599 --> 00:55:11,599
I know there's nothing that reaches it, but walk out to the center inner ring.

1196
00:55:11,599 --> 00:55:12,599
Yep.

1197
00:55:12,599 --> 00:55:18,599
And I'm going to try throwing my dwarven thrower at the cage for the part that

1198
00:55:18,599 --> 00:55:23,599
Thea isn't on and see if I can like bust it open or do anything to it.

1199
00:55:23,599 --> 00:55:24,599
Cool.

1200
00:55:24,599 --> 00:55:27,599
Remind me how you're on the cage, Thea.

1201
00:55:27,599 --> 00:55:32,599
I'm on the outside the way an excited child would be looking at like a caged

1202
00:55:32,599 --> 00:55:33,599
animal.

1203
00:55:33,599 --> 00:55:34,599
So side.

1204
00:55:34,599 --> 00:55:35,599
Yeah.

1205
00:55:35,599 --> 00:55:36,599
OK, cool.

1206
00:55:36,599 --> 00:55:37,599
Got it.

1207
00:55:37,599 --> 00:55:43,599
I was more so picturing the way that the one actress Zoe Bell is on the car in

1208
00:55:43,599 --> 00:55:44,599
Death Proof.

1209
00:55:44,599 --> 00:55:47,599
Yeah, I was sort of picturing on top too.

1210
00:55:47,599 --> 00:55:51,599
Is there a spot that I can throw at that she is?

1211
00:55:51,599 --> 00:55:52,599
Oh, absolutely.

1212
00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:53,599
Yeah.

1213
00:55:53,599 --> 00:55:56,599
She will say she's probably on I don't know for certain, but you know,

1214
00:55:56,599 --> 00:55:59,599
we'll say she's on a side and you could hit another side.

1215
00:55:59,599 --> 00:56:03,599
OK, I'm going to try for like something at the bottom just to see if it so

1216
00:56:03,599 --> 00:56:06,599
hopefully it doesn't structurally fucked anything up.

1217
00:56:06,599 --> 00:56:10,599
That'll be I have like a plus 13 to hit.

1218
00:56:10,599 --> 00:56:11,599
It's not.

1219
00:56:11,599 --> 00:56:12,599
Yeah.

1220
00:56:12,599 --> 00:56:13,599
Twenty eight on that one.

1221
00:56:13,599 --> 00:56:14,599
Oh, yeah, baby.

1222
00:56:14,599 --> 00:56:15,599
You hit it.

1223
00:56:15,599 --> 00:56:18,599
Give me some damage.

1224
00:56:18,599 --> 00:56:21,599
That is 12 bludgeoning damage.

1225
00:56:21,599 --> 00:56:22,599
Great.

1226
00:56:22,599 --> 00:56:25,599
Thea make a dexterity saving throw.

1227
00:56:25,599 --> 00:56:30,599
This is just like vibrate my entire body down to my bones.

1228
00:56:30,599 --> 00:56:31,599
Yeah.

1229
00:56:31,599 --> 00:56:32,599
Oh, no.

1230
00:56:32,599 --> 00:56:37,599
Eleven.

1231
00:56:37,599 --> 00:56:43,599
You see the hammer fly through the air and it connects and sends vibrations

1232
00:56:43,599 --> 00:56:49,599
through the entire cage, so much so that it begins to hurt your hands and

1233
00:56:49,599 --> 00:56:51,599
vibrating up your arms.

1234
00:56:51,599 --> 00:56:53,599
The vibration continues.

1235
00:56:53,599 --> 00:56:58,599
You see it like it's moving the gas that's surrounding you.

1236
00:56:58,599 --> 00:57:04,599
And you let go just for a second and you begin to fall backwards down

1237
00:57:04,599 --> 00:57:23,599
towards the horde.

1238
00:57:23,599 --> 00:57:27,599
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1239
00:57:27,599 --> 00:57:31,599
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1240
00:57:31,599 --> 00:57:33,599
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1241
00:57:33,599 --> 00:57:36,599
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1242
00:57:36,599 --> 00:57:40,599
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1243
00:57:40,599 --> 00:57:42,599
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1244
00:57:42,599 --> 00:57:45,599
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1245
00:57:45,599 --> 00:57:49,599
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1246
00:57:49,599 --> 00:57:53,599
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1247
00:57:53,599 --> 00:57:58,599
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1248
00:57:58,599 --> 00:58:01,599
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1249
00:58:01,599 --> 00:58:04,599
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1250
00:58:04,599 --> 00:58:07,599
This fucking guy.

1251
00:58:07,599 --> 00:58:08,599
Well, Lipsinki.

1252
00:58:08,599 --> 00:58:09,599
Kyle, you're muted.

1253
00:58:09,599 --> 00:58:10,599
You're muted.

1254
00:58:10,599 --> 00:58:11,599
How are you guys doing?

1255
00:58:11,599 --> 00:58:12,599
Hello.

1256
00:58:12,599 --> 00:58:13,599
You have to speeky speak.

1257
00:58:13,599 --> 00:58:14,599
How are we doing?

1258
00:58:14,599 --> 00:58:17,599
Did you just bring him here to just look imposing but now he can't

1259
00:58:17,599 --> 00:58:18,599
talk or anything?

1260
00:58:18,599 --> 00:58:19,599
You're muted.

1261
00:58:19,599 --> 00:58:20,599
I'm still muted.

1262
00:58:20,599 --> 00:58:21,599
I always unmute.

1263
00:58:21,599 --> 00:58:22,599
Thank you.

1264
00:58:22,599 --> 00:58:23,599
There we go.

1265
00:58:23,599 --> 00:58:24,599
I thought I changed that setting.

1266
00:58:24,599 --> 00:58:27,599
I mean, whatever you said, I'm sure it was fantastic.

1267
00:58:27,599 --> 00:58:28,599
It was very imposing.

1268
00:58:28,599 --> 00:58:35,599
You looked very intimidating just peering at us over your microphone.

1269
00:58:35,599 --> 00:58:37,599
Do we want this map in front of everybody?

1270
00:58:37,599 --> 00:58:39,599
Would that be helpful?

1271
00:58:39,599 --> 00:58:40,599
Oh, I'm looking at your map.

1272
00:58:40,599 --> 00:58:41,599
That's exactly how I pictured it.

1273
00:58:41,599 --> 00:58:42,599
Yeah.

1274
00:58:42,599 --> 00:58:43,599
OK, good.

1275
00:58:43,599 --> 00:58:44,599
Well, then that's what it is.

1276
00:58:44,599 --> 00:58:45,599
Good description.

1277
00:58:45,599 --> 00:58:46,599
Thank you.

1278
00:58:46,599 --> 00:58:47,599
I did it.

1279
00:58:47,599 --> 00:58:49,599
You really described something good.

1280
00:58:49,599 --> 00:58:50,599
Dang.

1281
00:58:50,599 --> 00:58:51,599
Waiting.

1282
00:58:51,599 --> 00:58:54,599
It only took five years.

1283
00:58:54,599 --> 00:58:57,599
Sorty Axie Boy, checking his phone.

1284
00:58:57,599 --> 00:58:58,599
Mm-hmm.

1285
00:58:58,599 --> 00:58:59,599
Mm-hmm.

1286
00:58:59,599 --> 00:59:03,599
It's like you just got called out in class.

1287
00:59:03,599 --> 00:59:06,599
That's exactly something I'd say to a sixth grader.

1288
00:59:06,599 --> 00:59:07,599
Whoa.

1289
00:59:07,599 --> 00:59:09,599
Mr. More, calm down.

1290
00:59:09,599 --> 00:59:12,599
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