1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Hey, yeah, I work here. I work here. 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,000 You don't need to yell, though. That's alright. 4 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 Because now you're just drawing attention to yourself. 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,000 Okay, let's go, you guys. 6 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,000 Do you feel kind of a pressure on your foot? 7 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,000 No bottom step. 8 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,000 You want my bottom out of your face? What? 9 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 No, no. 10 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 I mean, yes, but no, the bottom step is 11 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000 don't step on it. 12 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,000 It's going to be like boxes inside a box. 13 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,000 Right? 14 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 Are they labeled? 15 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 I'm going to grab some crates and see if they're labeled. 16 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 They are labeled with merchant names. 17 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 That also makes sense. 18 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000 Oh, right. 19 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Are we going to be able to carry these out of here? 20 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Are they like maple syrup jugs? 21 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,000 No, they're larger jugs. 22 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,000 Son of a bitch! 23 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,000 Like gallon jugs? 24 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,000 Was I given a bag of holding from her by any chance? 25 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000 That cunt. 26 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 Hey, guys, look, there's some 27 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 burlap bags over here. 28 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 Two in one, two in the other, two in the other, 29 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000 and you're right, let's put these 30 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 to the side and just keep filling up eggs. 31 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,000 So Moot's pretty familiar with a lot of these 32 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,000 included in that 33 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,000 sticks root, goji leaves, 34 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 and sundrop. 35 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000 So he knows those three real well 36 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000 and can probably fake the other two if need be. 37 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,000 I'm going to pick up the box that says 38 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 hallucinogens and bring it back 39 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,000 further away from the creature. 40 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000 The creature looks back up at you 41 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 and you see its teeth. 42 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 I'm going to pass the jalapeno popper towards it. 43 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,000 And it snatches it out of the air, 44 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,000 just like shredding it, there's cream cheese 45 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 everywhere. 46 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Chu has noticed you three sneaking off. 47 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Wide-eyed, like, 48 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 almost like, hurry up. 49 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 As you jump, you hear the cargo door open. 50 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Ay! Ay! 51 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000 Who left the door open? 52 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Welcome to 53 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Dumbgeons and Dragons. 54 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,000 We're a D&D 5th edition 55 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,000 actual play podcast, and I'm your 56 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,000 dungeon master Russ More. 57 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,000 And with me today is Tom Laird. 58 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Hey, that's me. I play 59 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,000 Moot. He is a half-orc 60 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,000 wild magic sorcerer. 61 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,000 And Amy More. 62 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Yep, that's me. I loved how high 63 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000 Tom's eyebrows went when you called on him first. 64 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 I was very surprised. 65 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Well, he didn't have to. 66 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,000 He didn't have the answer ready. 67 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,000 He didn't study for the test. 68 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Teacher called on me and I wasn't ready. 69 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,000 And I play 70 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Sullivan Sleight, a half-let 71 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 half-let. 72 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000 That's where editing comes in. 73 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,000 A half-foot, no! 74 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,000 A light-foot halfling rogue. 75 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Are you sure? 76 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Maybe. Do you want me to say it again, but let's yelly? 77 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 And Carla Max did! 78 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,000 That is me. 79 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000 I play Glim, a dragonborn 80 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,000 pAlydin. 81 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,000 Well, that didn't seem so hard. 82 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 And joining us today, a very special guest. 83 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 You know him from the blog and the book 84 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 The Monsters Know What They're Doing and his new 85 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 book, Live to Tell the Tale, 86 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,000 Keith Amman. Thank you. 87 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,000 Thanks for joining us, Keith. Thank you for inviting me. 88 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 Thanks for being here, Keith. 89 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,000 I feel like we should have a background. 90 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000 Russ is so much nicer to us when there's a 91 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,000 guest, so... 92 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000 Unless he's forced you to play someone 93 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 evil that we need to try to kill. 94 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 As we determined before we started 95 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000 playing, I didn't force Keith to play anybody. 96 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,000 It's true. 97 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 It was all luck of the die. 98 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 Luck of the die. 99 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Where do we usually go from here? 100 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,000 You can join us on Patreon and patrons get a special 101 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 episode dedicated to you like today's patron, 102 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Ken Keane! 103 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Thanks, Ken. Ken Keane? The alliteration on that is awesome! 104 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 Ken Keane is maybe a 105 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,000 superhero? Sounds like a superhero 106 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 name. Definitely 107 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,000 at least a friend of a superhero. For sure. 108 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Yes, exactly. Sassy office mate. 109 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,000 Oh, I like that. 110 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Kept in the dark, but he's got an idea. 111 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,000 Could be, you know, 112 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 future guy behind the computer 113 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 for said superhero. 114 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000 I'd read this. 115 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,000 I'm interested. 116 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 We're hooked. 117 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 And now to the story. Fuck it, let's play 118 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,000 D&D! 119 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Previously, 120 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 we left Mood, Glim, and Sully 121 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 who had just hopped off the Golden 122 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Dragon with their wares, 123 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000 their items they had stolen. 124 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000 The ship. 125 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Oh my god. I was like, did we get 126 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,000 super high? We were riding the Golden 127 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,000 Dragon. No, no, no. What is 128 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,000 happening? No? 129 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000 No, right. We robbed a ship. Okay. 130 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 We robbed a ship. Quite successfully. 131 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,000 I know what happened. Against all odds. 132 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,000 Against all odds. We did it. 133 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 You rolled very well. Yes, I did. 134 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 You all successfully 135 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,000 hopped down to the dock where you 136 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000 saw Shoe Left Hand's eye 137 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 and he's waving over to you like 138 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 hurry, hurry! 139 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 You hear a call from inside the ship 140 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 be like, hey, who left the door open? 141 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 And footsteps heading down towards 142 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 the door in the cargo hold. 143 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 I'll laugh. 144 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,000 It's time to go. We should skedaddle. 145 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000 You follow quickly 146 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,000 behind Shoe who leads you across 147 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000 the gangplank of the 148 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 dock and then you hear 149 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 a bell start ringing 150 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,000 from the Golden Dragon 151 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,000 and 152 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,000 not really coherent words 153 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,000 but more yelling be like, we've been robbed! 154 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 Somebody get... 155 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000 And then you see, if you 156 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 look over your shoulder... 157 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Do you look over your shoulder? 158 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 Sully definitely does. 159 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Sully, you see 160 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 the crew that has 161 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000 all recently come back aboard 162 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,000 this ship. They're looking over 163 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 the edge and you see one of them pointing 164 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000 in your direction as you are carrying 165 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 several large sacks between the three 166 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 of you walking away from the 167 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 ship. 168 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 Shoe gets you to speed up 169 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 quickly and you head into Sarah 170 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 Loon and you see these men running down 171 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 the gangplank. He leads you down a couple 172 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,000 alleyways and ducks into 173 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 one of the buildings and 174 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 goes up a flight of stairs 175 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000 and says, we gotta 176 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 get you out of here quick. 177 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,000 I know a guy who can 178 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,000 maybe can give us a hand. 179 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,000 We're gonna see how it 180 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,000 plays out though. 181 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Just come on, follow me. 182 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,000 Yeah, okay, if we didn't have to get these stupid 183 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,000 jaws of stuff, 184 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 it'd be a lot easier to sneak around. 185 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 I don't... 186 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,000 You guys were the adventurers. I was the one facilitating 187 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 the making sure that 188 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 you know, it looked like we belonged there. 189 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000 No, yeah, fair enough. You know what? 190 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 You sobered up real good too, like... 191 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Amazing. You got us to this 192 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 very nice... 193 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,000 apartment? 194 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Well, it could be somebody's 195 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000 apartment. Yeah, yeah. 196 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Oh, yeah. Hey, Mrs. 197 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,000 Finkelstein. 198 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Oh, so it's not just a flop house. 199 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 There's someone else who lives here. Oh, we just went into 200 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,000 someone's house. Nice to see you. 201 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000 We're just cutting through. Don't worry about us. 202 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Don't tell anybody. We're just gonna go out the 203 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 fire escape here up to the roof, okay? 204 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 It has a real, like, Ferris Bueller 205 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 vibe to it, and we're like, smells delicious! 206 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 Indeed. 207 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 You head out the... out Mrs. 208 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 Finkelstein's fire escape up to the roof. 209 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 Shoo, left hand, gets you 210 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 to duck down around the edges and says, 211 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 you just wait here. I'm gonna 212 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000 send a signal and see 213 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 if he can show up. 214 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 A few moments pass and Shoo's kind of... 215 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 You see him kind of walking 216 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 awkwardly around, kind of waving, 217 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 and then you hear the sound 218 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 of soft foot pads land behind 219 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 you. You turn and you see... 220 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000 You see 221 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 a very 222 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 lanky 223 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 tabaxi. 224 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000 Head to toe, 225 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,000 light gray fur, with 226 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 very faint leopard 227 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 spots, wearing 228 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 what looks 229 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,000 somewhat like 230 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000 monk's robes, but with a 231 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 very, very foreign cut. 232 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 And 233 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 he travels 234 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 light, he 235 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,000 has kind of a 236 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,000 crouch, 237 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000 rests lightly on 238 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,000 both hands and both feet, 239 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 tail kind of waving 240 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,000 in the air, 241 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 and says, 242 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 welcome 243 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 seekers. 244 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,000 Oh Jesus, you scared the... 245 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Are you who we're 246 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 waiting for? Is this your friend Shoo? 247 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Shoo sees that 248 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,000 this character has landed behind you and says, 249 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,000 oh good, oh good, Flo are you here? 250 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 Look, 251 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000 my friend's here. 252 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 You look and do you 253 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,000 want to give your current situation 254 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 a bit of a description? 255 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000 What you guys look like. 256 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Oh, sure. 257 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,000 I'm like, I mean like, I was like, 258 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 we're on a route. We stole some stuff. 259 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 We just went through an apartment building, I guess. 260 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Yeah, Sullivan's light 261 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 is 262 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 kind of mocha-y skin, 263 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000 dark hair, short for a 264 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 halfling. 265 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,000 No, he's tall for a halfling, but still 266 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 short because he is a halfling. 267 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,000 And yeah, 268 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,000 pretty little unkempt 269 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,000 little dude. 270 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,000 Glim is a dragonborn. 271 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 She's a big one. She's about six foot 272 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000 five. She's kind of 273 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,000 wearing a robe right now because she's in 274 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,000 disguise as slim 275 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,000 because she got into a little trouble in this 276 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 town the day before. 277 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 But when her robe is not there, she's 278 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000 pretty flashy looking. Metallic 279 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 brass, rose gold, platinum 280 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,000 strikes 281 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,000 quite a figure. 282 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 Yeah, and Moot is 283 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 a little on the short side for a half 284 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 orc. He's a little bit on the 285 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 young side of things too. 286 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 He was wearing a 287 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 floppy sun hat as a disguise, but 288 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 probably has ditched that now that we're 289 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000 a little more mobile and we've 290 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 been seen and we're on the run. 291 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 Yeah, but did you like pocket that sun hat 292 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 or? I assume I put it in some sort 293 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 of bag for another purpose in time. 294 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 For later. Yeah. 295 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,000 Never know when you're going to need a floppy sun hat. 296 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 As I was saying, Floyd, 297 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000 my friends here 298 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 are in a bit of a pickle. You see, 299 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 you might recognize the two of them from the 300 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,000 pictures around town. They were the ones 301 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 who went all blasty face on 302 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 on those cult members. 303 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 They do not post the pictures up this high. 304 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Fair enough. 305 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Okay, I forgot you don't come down 306 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 because yeah, 307 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 okay, I forgot you don't come down. That's okay. 308 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,000 So anyways, they're wanted 309 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 by the cult. And 310 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 well, they kind of just stole 311 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 some stuff off. I'm not 312 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 selling this very well. You guys, you 313 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,000 sold it to me really, really good. 314 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 You you explain what 315 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 you need done. Yeah, right. We're going to 316 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,000 need like eight pints of beer. 317 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000 And 318 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 that's how we sold it to you the first time 319 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 you were actually doing kind of fine. 320 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 Okay, well, yeah, it's not 321 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000 a good story. Glim here lit up a do 322 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 but in all fairness, 323 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 he wouldn't stop touching the donkey. 324 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 Glim, I'm not entirely sure on that one. 325 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 Well, remember, you were hiding 326 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000 under the blankets. For good 327 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,000 reasons in which we will talk about at a 328 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000 later time, not now in front of new friends. 329 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 God moot. 330 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Sorry. You are 331 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 in need of beer. Why do you 332 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 not go to a tavern? 333 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000 No, we're not being very clear. 334 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000 What we are in need of 335 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000 is getting the heck out of here. 336 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 We got in a little 337 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 trouble. Then we did some light 338 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 stealing. 339 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Some light freeing of items 340 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000 that we needed 341 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000 to honor a blood debt. And now it'd be 342 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 great if we could just like get out 343 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000 of this town. We're just trying to save 344 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 Moe's life. So you need to 345 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000 move through the city on scene. 346 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Yes, that would be great. 347 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000 You seem really sneaky. I can help you with that. 348 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000 Yes. I am 349 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000 a disciple 350 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 of the Way of the Rooftop. 351 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000 The Way of the Rooftop? This is the first 352 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 time hearing of that and then Moot writes 353 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,000 that down in his notebook. 354 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,000 Well, I'm surprised you haven't heard of it before, Moot. 355 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000 I mean, you've worked on many a rooftop. 356 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000 But yeah, I wasn't 357 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 told there was a Way of the Rooftop. 358 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000 It is known 359 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 to only a few. 360 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000 Now a few more. Any other 361 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000 tips and tricks you want to tell us 362 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 about this Way of the Rooftop? If it's 363 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 going to help us, I mean, shouldn't we like 364 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000 try to also 365 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 walk like a 366 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 Rooftopian? 367 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 Learning the Way 368 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000 is not something you can do in a day. 369 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000 It takes 370 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000 a lifetime of 371 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000 practice, discipline, 372 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000 study. 373 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000 Are you prepared? 374 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000 For a lifetime of practice and study? 375 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,000 Listen, I have to get back 376 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,000 because I think maybe 377 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000 they're going to release my friend Merv. And if 378 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 I'm not there... 379 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Well, he... 380 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000 So you are more interested 381 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 in 382 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000 a short-term 383 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 services. 384 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000 Definitely. 385 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000 I see. Yes, yes. 386 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 A guide across 387 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000 this part of the city. 388 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 Yes, you understand perfectly. That's exactly 389 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000 what we need. A 390 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 very quiet, secretive 391 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 guide that can get us right out 392 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000 of town. Who definitely knows where they're going. 393 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Not who just 394 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000 says they know where they're going. 395 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000 Oh, we've had issues 396 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 in the past. 397 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 Yes. 398 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 If I may ask, where do you plan 399 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000 to go after this? 400 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000 Well, we 401 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 gotta take this stuff and 402 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 get... 403 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000 Consulting notes? 404 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 Wait a minute. 405 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000 It's not on here. 406 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000 So the Tabaxi looks 407 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 at the amount of 408 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000 stuff you're carrying. 409 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 And you look at the amount 410 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000 of stuff that the Tabaxi 411 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000 is carrying, which 412 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 seems to consist entirely of 413 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,000 a sling, one pouch, and a 414 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000 water skin. 415 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,000 And he says, 416 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,000 you realize 417 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000 carrying all of this 418 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,000 stuff is going to make it 419 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000 much more difficult. 420 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000 Yeah, it's kinda part of the deal, though. 421 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000 A woman sent us through 422 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000 a portal, and now we gotta get back to 423 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000 Proska, so that we can give her 424 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000 this stuff, so that 425 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000 we have fulfilled 426 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,000 the promise that we made to her, 427 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000 and so that nothing bad will happen to me. 428 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000 Guys, don't they sound like they just got all 429 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000 these great stories? Ah, that's where they 430 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000 really hooked me. 431 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 So, out of character for a moment, 432 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000 the city 433 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000 that Sully just 434 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000 mentioned, is that one that I 435 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 would have heard of? Is it 436 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 within this part of Symbia? 437 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000 It's quite 438 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000 a ways away, like it's probably 439 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000 at least a 10 day travel. 440 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000 But it's not on the 441 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000 other side of the world, it's not something like they 442 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000 have to teleport to, 443 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000 or something like that. No, it's still on the same 444 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000 sea. Just getting 445 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 to where we were right 446 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000 now was a time crunch. 447 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000 Okay, so 448 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000 alright, got it. 449 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000 Down from the street 450 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000 level, you hear, I think they 451 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000 went this way, and heavy footsteps begin 452 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000 walking up towards, in 453 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000 the direction of the building where you are atop. 454 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 Get low and follow me. 455 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000 And I'm going to spend 456 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000 two key points to cast Pass Without 457 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000 Trace. 458 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Okay, you 459 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000 cast Pass Without Trace, using 460 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000 key points, not even spell slots. Magic. 461 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000 Okay, tell me 462 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 what your 463 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 goal is here, and everybody 464 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000 How many bags did we have again? 465 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000 Yeah, and I'd like to clarify 466 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000 who's carrying what, because I'm very big and 467 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 strong, and I don't know that it makes sense for 468 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000 the halfling to be carrying the large sacks 469 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000 of things, whereas I'm a very large, strong 470 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000 picture. My note says 471 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000 I could take some of the burden. My note says, got all 472 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000 the stuff. Perfect. 473 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000 All wrapped up in a neat little package. 474 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 There it is. We got all the stuff off 475 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,000 the ship, we each kind of had our own sacks, 476 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000 but perhaps now would be a good time 477 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000 to redistribute that between the 478 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000 dragonborn and the half-orc, 479 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000 and maybe you can have 480 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000 like, the little pouches. 481 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000 The little pouches of dust. Yeah, I want 482 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000 dust pouches. Okay. 483 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000 I think, how many jars 484 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000 were there? There were six. 485 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 There were six. 486 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000 Oh, we have so much stuff. 487 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000 I feel like 488 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000 we're at Cust. Only we had a bag of holding. 489 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000 Cargo 490 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000 shorts of holding. 491 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000 Maybe a fanny pack of holding. 492 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000 Exactly. Yeah, six 493 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000 alchemical jugs. The herbs in 494 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000 the circlet, not a big deal. 495 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000 Yeah, that's just all small. Six jugs. 496 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Six milk jug size 497 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000 jugs that you placed into burlap sacks. 498 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000 Okay, you tell me who's got what? 499 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000 I have all the 500 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000 and whatnots. 501 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000 Okay. 502 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000 Yeah, you have all the herbs in the circlet. 503 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,000 The light stuff. I can fit into my 504 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000 little satchel. 505 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000 Yeah. 506 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000 How big are you, Moot? You're big too. 507 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000 I'm a little shorter than I used to be, 508 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000 but yeah, I'm pretty decently 509 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 sized. 510 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000 Well, maybe you can take two and I'll take four. 511 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000 Sure. 512 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000 Okay. Oh, my word. 513 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000 I do that while I do Zumba. This ain't no 514 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 thing. I've been 515 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000 working out this whole trip. 516 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000 I'm jacked. 517 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000 Shu, just before you guys 518 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000 head off to begin 519 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 skimming silently across 520 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 rooftops, Shu turns to you. He's like, 521 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 I'll just go send them in the other 522 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 direction. You're like, I think I saw those crew 523 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000 go that way kind of thing, okay? 524 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000 I'll catch up with you later. Just 525 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 remember, he doesn't like to go to the 526 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 ground. 527 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000 He whispers in your ear, he's like, 528 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000 floor is lava. 529 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000 Okay? 530 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Okay. 531 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000 Okay, perfect. 532 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Shu, you've been an amazing 533 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000 part of our trip. My ears twitch and I turn 534 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000 around and say, did you say something? 535 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000 No, nothing, nothing, nothing. It's okay. 536 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000 We don't, we just, just telling 537 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000 them not to, not to ask you to 538 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000 take any shortcuts through alleyways or 539 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000 anything like that. You know, you know 540 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000 best. 541 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 I thought I heard my name. 542 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000 Uh, I was just saying how 543 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 cool, how much of a cool dude you were 544 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 and you like to spend so much time up in the 545 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000 up in the, the tops of the 546 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 buildings. It is not that I 547 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 simply like it. It is 548 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000 what I have committed my life to. 549 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 You are, you are 550 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000 the rooftops. I was 551 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 merely, I merely adopted the rooftops 552 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 but you, you was born in the 553 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000 rooftops, that's... Hey Shu, aren't you 554 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 gonna go make a distraction? I think so, I'm gonna go 555 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000 check in with Mrs. Finkelstein. She looked a little bit 556 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000 scared and Shu runs off and 557 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 you four begin following 558 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 behind. 559 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000 Which way, 560 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000 tell me where, what floor 561 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000 is lava does 562 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000 and which way do they go? 563 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 That's the full name? 564 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 Yes, floor is lava. That's awesome. 565 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000 That's amazing. 566 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000 So topical. Geez. 567 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000 So, we are right 568 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000 now on the top of a two story building 569 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000 and 570 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000 I 571 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000 lead them 572 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000 in the direction of the 573 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000 the way they 574 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000 would have to leave in order to go 575 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 to the city that Sully named. 576 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000 And it's 577 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000 it's not necessarily the most 578 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 direct route because 579 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 we are going from 580 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000 rooftop to rooftop with the 581 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000 with the occasional 582 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000 with the occasional jump. 583 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000 But 584 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000 the 585 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000 they are 586 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000 so far never more than 587 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000 about five feet between 588 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000 buildings. 589 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000 And 590 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000 we are staying 591 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000 low. 592 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 I am at least attempting to move 593 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000 stealthily. Everybody roll 594 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000 a stealth check. 595 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000 I was going to say we are all attempting to move stealthily. 596 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000 You do have your plus 597 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000 ten, I believe, with pass without trace. 598 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 Guys, I am going to be stealthy as shit. 599 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000 You can roll to two. 600 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000 I don't know. 601 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000 But you should have crazy bonuses. 602 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 I do, but that's not the point. 603 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000 Nineteen. 604 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 Oh hey, that's what I ended up with. 605 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000 Shut up. It could have been amazing. 606 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000 Is that with pass without trace or before it? 607 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000 With it. 608 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 And I am twenty-two. 609 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 Jesus, you are carrying four bags 610 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000 filled with terracotta pots. 611 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000 It's like nothing. 612 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 Just silently leaping from building to building. 613 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000 So, Floor, you look behind you 614 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000 and surprisingly 615 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000 I could picture 616 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000 you looking at this group with these 617 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 big jugs in bags thinking 618 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000 we are going to get caught in 619 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000 under ten seconds. 620 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000 You turn back after you hop a few roofs 621 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000 and they are surprisingly 622 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000 silent. 623 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000 There is a little clanging, but 624 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000 you are pleased, I would think. 625 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000 I've got a twenty-five by the way. 626 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000 Perfect. 627 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000 We bow to the expert. 628 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 I think I put the jugs in my backpack. 629 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000 I want my hands free. 630 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000 Okay, I didn't know you had a backpack. 631 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 We all start with our adventure. 632 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 Fair enough. 633 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 Even just in case Russ was going to call me on it, 634 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 I just double-checked and I definitely have 635 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 one in my inventory. 636 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000 Stop saying I don't own a backpack. 637 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000 Yeah, Russ. 638 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000 So it is a bit of a winding path 639 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 because it's like 640 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000 finding the right rooftops that you 641 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 can jump from one to another 642 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000 is 643 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000 sort of like running a maze, 644 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000 but very much like running a maze. 645 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000 It's our specialty. 646 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 But we are not leading this. 647 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000 We are making our way in that direction. 648 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000 Okay, so the three of you, 649 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000 after a little while, you notice 650 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000 you are backtracking 651 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 and you are going in different directions. 652 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000 You know because of where you came into the city 653 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000 which way you should be going out, 654 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000 but you seem to be doubling back a little bit. 655 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 Guys, 656 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000 I don't want to be rude 657 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 to our guide here, but 658 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000 maybe he's lost or something? 659 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000 Because I've seen 660 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000 other... 661 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000 winds sometimes backwards in the backwards direction. 662 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 Well, I think he 663 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 clearly has 664 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 very strong faith in his rooftop 665 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000 beliefs, so 666 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000 as another person of faith, 667 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000 I trust him. I think he knows 668 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 what he's doing. 669 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 What's Floor's passive 670 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000 perception? 671 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000 It's 15. 672 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000 And I don't know if you looked, but 673 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000 I do have a mixed background 674 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000 and the city secrets feature. 675 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000 Okay, you are 676 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000 carrying on your path, hopping from 677 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000 rooftop to rooftop, everybody staying 678 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 really quiet, surprisingly 679 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 behind you. 680 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000 As you get, I don't know, about a quarter 681 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000 of the distance that you feel you need to go, 682 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000 you hear 683 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000 wings and like a whistle 684 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000 up above in the air. 685 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 Floor. 686 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000 Okay. 687 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000 I pause, 688 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000 put up a hand, 689 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000 and say, 690 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 this way. 691 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 And hustle them 692 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 over toward the nearest 693 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000 chimney that we might be able to 694 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000 hide in the shadow of. 695 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000 It'll have to be a pretty large one to hide 696 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000 the dragonborn and the half-orc. 697 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000 I feel like you have 698 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000 to hop another roof, but you're able to 699 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000 carry the stealth. 700 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000 Glim and 701 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Moot, I feel like 702 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000 Sully and Floor 703 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000 would be able to get 704 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 into a shadow quick enough and well 705 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000 enough, but Moot and Glim, roll me another 706 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000 stealth check. 707 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000 Okay. 708 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 Twenty-five. Twenty-two. 709 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000 Geez, the wheezes, you guys. 710 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000 You angle 711 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000 the shadow so that it's just perfect. 712 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 And then 713 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 you're directed 714 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000 you see 715 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000 almost like a bat-like 716 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 creature 717 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000 whip by your location just as 718 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 you manage to kind of 719 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000 all turn around a corner. 720 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000 And it flies up and into the air. 721 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000 And how big is it? 722 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000 It must be big? 723 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 It's like a little bigger than 724 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000 yeah, a little bigger than it looks like 725 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 a bat, but it's like 726 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 You're making very large hands. 727 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000 I've seen a bat. 728 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000 The body is like a 729 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000 It's like the size of a basketball? 730 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000 About half of a basketball. 731 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 The body's half of a basketball? 732 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 Yeah. Okay. 733 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000 Like a volleyball. 734 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000 Like a volleyball with wings. 735 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 We're all such sports stars. 736 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 I'm glad we're using these 737 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 sporting terms. 738 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000 These perfect 739 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000 measurements. Floor, you would recognize them as 740 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000 sentry gargoyles. 741 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000 So much smaller gargoyles. 742 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 Watch out for them. 743 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000 They are fast. They are alert. 744 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000 And they attack the weak. 745 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000 Now Moot, be careful. 746 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000 Did you hear that? They attack the weak. 747 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 What do you mean? 748 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 I'm just trying to make light of the situation. 749 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000 I'm sorry, I'm like really stressed out right now. 750 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000 I have two of these jugs and you don't have any. 751 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000 I didn't know we were 752 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 comparing who could carry that many jugs. 753 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 Fine, I'll take a jug. 754 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 Moot, do you need me? Moot, do you need me to take a jug? 755 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000 Look, are you having trouble? 756 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000 No, I'm fine. Let's just not be throwing out 757 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:18,000 insults, quite frankly. 758 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000 Listen, I'm sorry. 759 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000 I'm just under a lot of stress. 760 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000 Okay, sorry. 761 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000 Floor, 762 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000 how many of these things 763 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000 are there? 764 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Many. 765 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000 Countless. 766 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 It is best to hide. 767 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 But how long are we going to be hiding for? 768 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000 That's a good question. 769 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000 Not like I have any routes to be anything. 770 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 I'll just 771 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000 peer out as subtly as I can 772 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000 to see where it seems to be going. 773 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000 You watch it for a while 774 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000 and it kind of does a circle around 775 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000 the area that you're in 776 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000 and then you see 777 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 a few more kind of dart through the sky 778 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 above and then they all kind of 779 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000 scatter and go out to 780 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 a different area. 781 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000 You, having city knowledge, would know that yes, 782 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 there are many of the smaller ones 783 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 and you know 784 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 that there are 785 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000 four 786 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000 much larger gargoyles 787 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000 that if they're 788 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000 triggered, 789 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000 if the small ones detect 790 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000 something, they go back and report 791 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000 to these bigger ones who then come out. 792 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 Once they 793 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000 scatter, I'll begin leading them 794 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000 slowly again. 795 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000 You head back out 796 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000 and begin making your way across 797 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000 the rooftops. 798 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000 As you jump over 799 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 a couple of them, 800 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000 you catch out of the corner of your eye 801 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 as you're all jumping over 802 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000 that down in the streets, you see 803 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000 many of the helms 804 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000 have come out 805 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000 of their posts 806 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000 and are now patrolling the streets below. 807 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000 Like one or two 808 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000 per street or like 809 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000 masses. 810 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000 You see them now on 811 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000 like every street you pass by. 812 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000 Cool. 813 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000 This is nothing to worry about. 814 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000 That's reassuring. 815 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000 As long as we remain on the rooftops, 816 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 they will not see us. 817 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 Your calmness is 818 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000 actually very comforting. 819 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000 Have you never played Overwatch? 820 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000 Nobody ever looks up. 821 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000 I mean, that is 822 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000 a pretty hard and fast rule. 823 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 You follow 824 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000 Floor's path through the city 825 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 and he's leading you under 826 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000 different areas of rooftop 827 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 and back up onto. 828 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000 And you get to one rooftop 829 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000 and I'm going to say 830 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 you definitely see it. 831 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 You silently land on the roof and you see 832 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 the back of one of these large 833 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000 gargoyles patrolling the street below. 834 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 It doesn't appear that you've 835 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000 alerted it as you land on the top of this roof. 836 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000 Stop. 837 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 This one we need to be very careful of. 838 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 Should we kill it? 839 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000 No. 840 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000 Do not provoke it. 841 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000 And I start leading 842 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000 them very, very 843 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000 slowly 844 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000 and as silently as possible 845 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000 directly away from it. 846 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000 Okay. 847 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000 Okay. 848 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 This may take us out of our way, but 849 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000 we must avoid that one. 850 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000 I'm not going to lie to you. I don't think anything 851 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000 has been a direct route thus far. 852 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000 So, I think it's okay. 853 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000 The true way is not always obvious. 854 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000 Oh, that's deep, man. 855 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000 Fuck. Glim is so 856 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000 into all of the, like, mystical part 857 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000 of this mythology. And Moose just been 858 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000 frantically writing down everything 859 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000 that Floor's been saying. Are you jumping with like a 860 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000 rope hat? Floor's the coolest 861 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000 person we've met in a while. 862 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000 No offense to our friend Shue who just helped us 863 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000 rob a boat. 864 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000 Okay. Everybody 865 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000 as you turn and begin walking away 866 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 make a stealth check. 867 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000 Glim 868 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000 probably with disadvantage. 869 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000 Because you have four big jugs 870 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 on your back, Glim. Stop talking about 871 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000 Karla's jugs. 872 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000 25 again for Floor. 873 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000 14. 31. 874 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000 Yo! 875 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000 It was going to be 29, but then... 876 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 24 for me. 877 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 I would like to point out that it is canonical 878 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 that I work out all the time the rock would not 879 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000 have a problem carrying four milk jugs on his 880 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000 back. That's right. Would you get the rock to roll that? 881 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 Yeah. 882 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000 I would probably get the rock to roll 883 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000 disadvantage on a stealth and or 884 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000 strength check. 885 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000 Let's make a better comparison. 886 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000 Would you make Windy 887 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000 the long roll? 888 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000 I mean, you know, we're playing candy. 889 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000 Let's use the right reference. 890 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000 Okay. You all follow Floor 891 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000 and 892 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000 Glim as you hop up and over down 893 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000 onto this ledge below 894 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000 the jugs kind of clang together. 895 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000 I'm 12. 896 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000 Can't look at me like that. 897 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000 You hear 898 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000 heavy clawed 899 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000 steps move across the roof that you were 900 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000 just on top of as you were kind of 901 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000 as you were quickly following behind 902 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 the group. 903 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000 What time of day is this? 904 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000 Night. 905 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000 It is night? Yeah. 906 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000 Okay. 907 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000 I mean, I'm just going to keep 908 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000 following until 909 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000 I feel like I've caught up 910 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000 if I have slowed down a bit 911 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000 behind them while I stumbled 912 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000 or whatever happened. 913 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000 If we stop again, 914 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000 which it seems like we are kind of like 915 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000 pausing and waiting, then I 916 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000 might ask Floor to like 917 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000 give me a minute 918 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000 and pull out the jugs and just wrap 919 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000 them in my clothes so they can no 920 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000 longer clang around together. 921 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000 Okay. You follow behind 922 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000 everybody else hears the jug 923 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000 and then 924 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000 hears those steps across 925 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000 the top and you hear them 926 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000 like grip into 927 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000 a ledge a little further back 928 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000 just as 929 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000 the four of you kind of duck around 930 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000 a corner. It's like the camera 931 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000 view. You see it 932 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000 and look down and around 933 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000 just as the bag 934 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000 gets sucked around the corner. 935 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000 You have a moment to stop 936 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000 and do so. 937 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000 Thank you. 938 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000 You take 939 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000 a moment just to kind of collect yourselves 940 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000 and redistribute the 941 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000 the noisy makers in your bag 942 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000 and you hear down below 943 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000 the voice of Shu 944 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000 who is 945 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000 walking with a group 946 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000 of the crew members. 947 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000 He's just kind of walking through the streets 948 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000 and you hear him yelling, oh yeah 949 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000 I think they uh, yeah 950 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000 excuse me sir, you're not going to believe 951 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000 me but I got Spin Spinnaker and 952 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000 the Spinsters here looking for 953 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000 a few people. They were carrying lots of 954 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000 sacks and things. 955 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000 Uh, one was 956 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000 shortish tallish, one was 957 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000 roundish, skinnyish. 958 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000 Yeah. 959 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000 No? And then you hear 960 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000 one of the crew members 961 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000 say, if you are 962 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000 leading us down a 963 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000 winding path of nowhere 964 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000 just so your friends can get away with our 965 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000 goods, we're going to have 966 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000 problems. 967 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000 Oh, no problems, no problems! 968 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000 Ha ha ha ha ha. 969 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000 I don't know what you're 970 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000 talking about, friends. I was 971 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000 trying to help you being a good citizen. 972 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000 You see 973 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000 one of them pull a cutlass out 974 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000 and move it towards Shu 975 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000 who begins kind of 976 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000 spacking away. 977 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000 You know 978 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000 I think if he had just a little bit more confidence 979 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000 and just like really 980 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000 sold it a little bit better and was all 981 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000 like, I'm the 982 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000 ship, whatever, like you know 983 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000 he had his title and whatever and just like 984 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000 Yeah, like when we were feeding him drinks. He was 985 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000 really confident then. He was. 986 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000 He just needs to pull out the clipboard that he uses 987 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000 in his official duties as a dog 988 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000 worker and they would believe him because you 989 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000 always believe everyone with a clipboard. 990 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000 Always. They look so official. 991 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000 So how far away 992 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000 from us is Shu 993 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000 our Shu and the guards? 994 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000 We'll say that they're like 995 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000 down, like 996 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000 not quite directly down 997 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000 below you but you're about 998 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000 two stories up and they're about half 999 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000 of a building away from you. 1000 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000 Okay. 1001 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000 Where is the 1002 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000 where's the 1003 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000 farthest alley from 1004 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000 us that is still within 30 1005 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000 feet? 1006 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000 We'd say it's directly across 1007 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000 Yeah, we'll say it's like 25 feet away 1008 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000 if you go out and down this main 1009 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000 road. You see 1010 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000 floor is lava 1011 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000 make 1012 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000 a 1013 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000 a couple of 1014 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000 mystical gestures 1015 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000 and 1016 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000 point at that alley 1017 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000 and you hear in that 1018 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000 alley the exact 1019 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000 sound of those jugs 1020 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000 clanking together but louder 1021 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000 and then some footsteps 1022 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000 running away down the alley. That was a 1023 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000 minor illusion cantrip. 1024 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000 You 1025 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000 you hear the 1026 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000 the commotion stop 1027 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000 as that noise is made. 1028 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000 You hear Shu be like 1029 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000 oh hey that sounds like your jugs 1030 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000 uh they're this way 1031 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000 see I wasn't that far off 1032 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000 and he begins backing away carefully 1033 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000 and they start to follow him back 1034 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000 down the alley and he's like look 1035 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000 see it wraps around here 1036 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000 they probably went this way come on 1037 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000 follow me! 1038 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000 Wow thanks for doing that 1039 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000 for Shu cause I was all like 1040 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000 should we get him he's kinda on his own 1041 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000 at this point but you really took care of that 1042 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000 so like my conscience is clear and stuff thanks 1043 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 Come this way now 1044 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000 we must make a faster pace 1045 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000 if we are to elude them 1046 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000 Yes of course 1047 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000 Alright if we're picking 1048 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000 up pace we're going to need 1049 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000 a dexterity 1050 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000 athletics or acrobatics 1051 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000 um 1052 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000 whichever your character 1053 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000 prefers 1054 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 20 1055 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000 21 1056 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000 Carla 1057 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000 19 1058 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000 Floor rolled a natural 1059 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000 one on his 1060 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000 acrobatics 1061 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000 and um 1062 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000 yeah his total is only an 8 1063 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000 You know like when cats run into stuff 1064 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000 randomly 1065 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000 It's so funny but it's not 1066 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000 Someone put the cucumber 1067 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000 He flipped out 1068 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000 Yeah my foot 1069 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000 hits a loose 1070 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000 ceiling tile that I didn't notice 1071 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000 and it clatters 1072 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000 down 1073 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000 We're here in the middle 1074 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000 We sing all the time Keith 1075 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000 It's just what we do 1076 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000 Always an intro song 1077 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000 Always an intro song 1078 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000 Keith gets it 1079 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000 Now can you spit us some 1080 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000 hot rhymes 1081 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000 Sometimes we try and do that and it is not good 1082 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000 I know my limits 1083 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 It's good to know your limits 1084 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000 And we just keep trying to push through 1085 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000 But this is the point where 1086 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000 we come talk to you Keith 1087 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000 Because you have 1088 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000 two books 1089 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000 One is new that we want to tell everybody about 1090 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000 Where they can get it 1091 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000 It's called Live to Tell the Tale 1092 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000 New Out 1093 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000 Give us a little bit of 1094 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000 Why did you write this book 1095 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000 And who is it for 1096 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000 This book is for players 1097 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000 Mostly beginning and intermediate players 1098 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000 Although advanced ones might be able to 1099 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000 Pick up a thing or two by going back 1100 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000 To the fundamentals 1101 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000 Mainly it is for 1102 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000 Players who 1103 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000 Want to increase the chances that their 1104 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000 Beloved immersive roleplay characters 1105 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000 Will survive what their DMs 1106 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000 Are throwing at them especially if those 1107 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000 DMs have read my other book The Monsters 1108 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000 Know What They're Doing Combat Tactics for DMs 1109 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000 This is 1110 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000 Not a book about min-maxing 1111 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000 It is a book about 1112 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000 Determining 1113 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000 The best strategies for the character 1114 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000 You have created however 1115 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000 You have chosen to create that 1116 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000 Character so if you are 1117 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000 An immersive role player 1118 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000 Or you just like 1119 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000 Doing wacky things with your characters 1120 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000 There whatever you have 1121 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000 Whatever choices you have made in 1122 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000 Creating that character there 1123 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000 Is a way to 1124 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000 Optimize that character's 1125 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000 Chances of being effective in 1126 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000 Combat and surviving 1127 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000 Combat encounters 1128 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000 And living to play 1129 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000 Out the terrific story arcs 1130 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000 That you and your DM have planned 1131 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000 For your characters 1132 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000 I love it because both Tom and I have 1133 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000 The Monsters Know What They're Doing 1134 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000 And you know 1135 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000 It's not that 1136 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000 It makes it harder 1137 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000 But it's good that everybody is kind of on the same 1138 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000 Playing field with having both of these 1139 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000 Together now 1140 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000 I've started reading through it initially 1141 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000 Here and there's lots of great useful stuff 1142 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000 That I'm sure Amy and Carla are going to go 1143 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000 Well someone who has lost one of their 1144 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000 Beloved characters 1145 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000 I'm gonna give this a cover to cover 1146 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000 Someone who's seen a friend 1147 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000 Lose a beloved character 1148 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000 I'm also going to avoid that 1149 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000 Not do that again 1150 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000 Although you know I did my best but still 1151 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000 I'd like to not lose 1152 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000 More I'm the one that loses 1153 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000 All the characters 1154 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000 I was reading Keith's older 1155 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000 Book earlier today because I'm 1156 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000 DMing a session tomorrow that we're playing in 1157 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000 And every time I 1158 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000 DM I read about the monsters 1159 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000 That I've picked to use in my 1160 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000 Adventure and every single time I learn 1161 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000 Something new and it's just awesome 1162 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000 It's such a good resource 1163 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000 10 out of 10 cannot recommend it 1164 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000 Enough Keith it's an awesome book 1165 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000 Thank you 1166 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000 And we've talked about the book Where Can People Find It 1167 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000 Both The Monsters Know What They're Doing 1168 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000 And Live to Tell the Tale are published 1169 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 By Saga Press 1170 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000 Which is a trade book publisher 1171 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000 Which means you can buy it at your 1172 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000 Local independent bookstore 1173 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000 You can buy it from bookshop.org 1174 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000 From Barnes and Noble 1175 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000 Amazon 1176 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000 Anywhere else you buy trade books 1177 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000 But you know this pandemic 1178 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000 Has really hit local bookstores 1179 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000 Hard 1180 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000 So if you've got one in your area 1181 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000 Do them a solid 1182 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000 We'll link all of Keith's information down in the description 1183 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000 Thank you Keith again for joining us 1184 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000 For these two episodes 1185 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000 Tons of fun 1186 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000 If this is the first episode the second episode is going to be 1187 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000 More wild for you 1188 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000 If this is the second episode thank you so much 1189 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000 For joining us again Keith and we look forward to 1190 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000 When we're able to sit down and play again in the future 1191 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000 Thanks again for inviting me 1192 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000 Thank you so much it's a real treat 1193 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000 Alright we'll get you back to the episode now 1194 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000 Have a great week we'll talk to you soon 1195 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000 Alright that shoots off as you 1196 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000 Begin running the three of you see it 1197 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000 Like slide down the roof 1198 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000 I'll give somebody 1199 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000 Who's behind floor 1200 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000 A 1201 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000 Dexterity check 1202 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000 Who's directly behind floor 1203 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000 I didn't ask marching order but 1204 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000 I'll say I am 1205 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000 I was going to say I've got good decks 1206 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000 But I've got crap rolls so 1207 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000 I'll give you a dex check 1208 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000 It's probably going to be a disadvantage 1209 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000 To try and catch this 1210 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000 Tile before it falls off 1211 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000 The building 1212 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000 Can I use my 1213 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000 Mage hand 1214 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000 Yeah you got to roll 1215 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000 On your wild magic table if you do so 1216 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000 Yeah you do 1217 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000 Which I'm at 30% right now 1218 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000 And you think you have to because of that 1219 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000 Last surge thing 1220 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000 This is a cantrip it's not a level one 1221 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000 Spell when I use a level one 1222 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000 Spell I have to 1223 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000 But you know I still have a 30% 1224 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000 Chance 1225 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000 That's a 16 1226 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000 So should be alright 1227 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000 So your floor you see 1228 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000 Out of the corner of your eye this 1229 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000 Mystical crab claw 1230 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000 Come out of thin air 1231 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000 And go and grab the tile just as it 1232 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000 Kind of shoots off the top of the roof 1233 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000 Right before it strikes 1234 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000 The building on the other side and catches 1235 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000 It silently 1236 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000 And then also roll a 1237 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000 D20 to see if you trigger your wild magic 1238 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000 To 1239 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000 Trigger it this would be the worst time 1240 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000 I know 18 1241 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000 So you're up to 6 now 1242 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000 35% now 1243 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000 It's going to happen sooner or later 1244 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000 I can't wait until it does will he be another animal 1245 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000 Will he be another 7 inches shorter 1246 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000 Could be something actually bad 1247 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000 But so far it's only been hilarious 1248 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000 What does your crab claw do with the 1249 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000 What do you do with the tile 1250 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000 I bring it back over 1251 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000 To me and I slip it in my bag 1252 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000 Along with everything else 1253 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000 I have with me 1254 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000 I thought for sure you'd take a hot minute and like 1255 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000 Fix the roof 1256 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000 I know you do have roof fixing experience 1257 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000 I just don't think we have the time for it 1258 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000 Do you have 1259 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000 Ruffertools proficiency 1260 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000 I have done some roofing in the past 1261 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000 Just some good experience in the 1262 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000 Matter 1263 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000 Okay you continue on everybody give me 1264 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000 Another stealth check as you're running 1265 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000 Through the city not at disadvantage 1266 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000 Oh no 1267 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000 Oh oh 1268 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000 Oh 1269 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000 What's happening 1270 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000 What a roller coaster 1271 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000 I rolled a 1 but I get to 1272 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000 Reroll it 1273 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000 Because it's an ability check right 1274 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000 Passing trait 1275 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000 Who am I thanking again 1276 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000 Who just told me that 1277 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000 One of our patrons 1278 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000 Deralith 1279 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000 Thank you 1280 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000 Oh that's better 1281 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000 Is our 1282 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000 Sneakiness still on 1283 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000 Yeah 1284 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000 I have not dropped Pass Without Trace 1285 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000 Until the hour runs out it's going 1286 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000 34 1287 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000 17 for me 1288 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000 Thank god you got to reroll 1289 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000 16 for me 1290 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000 21 1291 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000 And Sully slides off the roof 1292 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000 Just leave me behind 1293 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000 Congratulations 1294 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000 Never split the party 1295 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000 The four of you 1296 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000 Are moving silently through the shadows 1297 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000 And across the night 1298 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000 You're making good progress now 1299 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000 Until you 1300 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000 Hear that whistle 1301 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000 Again 1302 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000 It's coming from behind you this time 1303 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000 I will look around 1304 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000 Identify another hiding place 1305 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000 And lead them there 1306 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000 And we will try to sneak into it 1307 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000 Do we scurry into there 1308 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000 Do we have to roll for scurry and sneak 1309 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000 I didn't have to roll last time 1310 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000 Do I have to roll this time 1311 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000 You said I was small and sneaky 1312 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000 Not big and juggy 1313 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000 That's also a halfling trait 1314 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000 You are able to hide 1315 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000 No Sully and Floor are fine 1316 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000 Because you're trying to find the place 1317 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000 That's a 29 for me that time 1318 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000 20 for me 1319 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000 Russ is like 1320 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000 It's brought to you by jumping roof to roof 1321 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000 Silently without any problems 1322 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000 Keith is very good luck 1323 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000 For us we have literally 1324 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000 Never rolled this well 1325 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000 Plus 10 does help 1326 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000 Plus 10 helps a lot 1327 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000 Okay you duck under 1328 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000 And you see the sentry go 1329 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000 And it kind of goes ahead 1330 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000 Of where you were 1331 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000 And then you see it stop 1332 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000 And like hover its wings flapping 1333 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000 Like 10 or 15 feet ahead 1334 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000 Of where you are 1335 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000 Just stopped there 1336 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000 Can these things like 1337 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000 Sully points to his nose 1338 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000 And he's like 1339 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000 Like can they smell us 1340 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000 Floor thinks about it 1341 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000 And then 1342 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000 Kind of shakes his head no 1343 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000 Sully mimes the 1344 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000 Hand across the forehead 1345 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000 Like whoo 1346 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000 You wait for 1347 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000 What seems like an eternity 1348 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000 For the four of you 1349 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000 I will gesture 1350 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000 To my eyes 1351 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000 And then to the shadows below 1352 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000 And then to my eyes again 1353 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000 And then to the gargoyle 1354 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000 Sully looks at your eyes 1355 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000 Looks at the shadows 1356 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000 And looks at the gargoyle 1357 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000 And then looks at 1358 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000 Glim and goes 1359 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000 Do you want to roll an insight 1360 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000 To see if you can pick on 1361 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000 Pick up on what floor is trying to tell you 1362 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000 Sure 1363 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000 Insight 1364 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000 That's a 9 1365 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000 I look at the shadows 1366 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000 Nat 20 1367 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000 Nat 20 is much better than that 1368 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000 Than my 7 1369 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000 So definitely 1370 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000 Glim you get 1371 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000 What floor is trying to tell you 1372 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000 And Keith you're more than welcome to 1373 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000 Articulate 1374 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000 That they do have 1375 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000 Dark vision 1376 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000 They can see in the shadows 1377 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000 Amy was just as confused as Sully 1378 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000 Was 1379 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000 Describe this 1380 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000 Hiding location that you have found 1381 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000 There are many chimneys 1382 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000 In the city, some of them 1383 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000 Wider than others 1384 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000 Over 1385 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000 Bakeries, potter shops 1386 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000 Things with very very large 1387 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000 Ovens, the chimneys 1388 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000 Tend to be wider 1389 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000 So we're looking 1390 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000 For one of those wider chimneys 1391 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000 As opposed to just somebody's 1392 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000 Pot-bellied stovepipe 1393 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000 Absolutely 1394 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000 You've definitely found one of those 1395 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000 You hear the flapping of the wings 1396 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000 Kind of pick up again 1397 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000 And then you hear 1398 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000 Another whistle from coming from 1399 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000 Further down 1400 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000 And off to your 1401 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000 Right 1402 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000 And as you wait there 1403 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000 To see 1404 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000 Unless you say you do anything else 1405 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000 You see a 1406 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000 Sentry gargoyle zip by 1407 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000 Not 1408 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000 Get by and go out 1409 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000 From where you are 1410 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000 And then you see another one 1411 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000 The silhouetted 1412 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000 Figure against the night sky 1413 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000 Coming towards you 1414 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000 I would like to 1415 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000 Look 1416 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000 Over the edge of the 1417 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000 However far 1418 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000 I can reach my head out 1419 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000 Without giving us away 1420 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000 See if I can see over the edge 1421 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000 Find a balcony 1422 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000 Or something like that 1423 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000 You can see 1424 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000 Down and a bit into 1425 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000 You can see from the building 1426 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000 That you're on it looks like more of a shop front 1427 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000 It has one of those like fabric 1428 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000 Awnings 1429 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000 Down below 1430 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000 But you don't see like a 1431 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000 Traditional balcony or 1432 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000 Fire escape style 1433 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000 Just wondering, is there a window 1434 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000 Across from that awning 1435 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000 That we could maybe pull like an Alydin 1436 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000 Bump off and then 1437 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000 Through the window 1438 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000 Like trampoline it 1439 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000 There's a window over there 1440 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000 Floor will 1441 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000 Climb down the side of the building to the awning 1442 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000 And then 1443 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000 I want to make sure I'm not 1444 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000 Going so far that they're out of the radius 1445 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000 Of Pass Without Trace 1446 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000 But that's a 1447 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000 I think that is a 30 foot 1448 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000 Radius 1449 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000 Yes 1450 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000 So 1451 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000 I'm going to go 1452 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000 To the top of the awning 1453 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000 And then try to from there 1454 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000 Jump across 1455 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000 To the window which should be a shorter distance 1456 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000 Okay 1457 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000 Are you signaling to them 1458 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000 Or are you just going and doing this 1459 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000 I'm just doing it for starters 1460 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000 Okay 1461 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000 Make me a dexterity check 1462 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000 Okay 1463 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000 Does acrobatics count for this 1464 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000 Or just straight decks 1465 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000 No we can go acrobatics 1466 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000 Okay 1467 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000 That is a 19 1468 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000 Yes then you are able to do that 1469 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000 You get down to the awning and you are able to make it to the window 1470 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000 Across the way 1471 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000 Or you're going to the window in the same building 1472 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000 Or the window across 1473 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000 The window across 1474 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000 I'm going to 1475 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000 Open the window 1476 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000 As quietly as I can 1477 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000 Okay 1478 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000 Stealth check 1479 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000 Stealth is 23 1480 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000 With Pass Without Trace 1481 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000 It's 33 1482 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000 Oh my 1483 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000 And then I will 1484 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000 Look out the window 1485 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000 And gesture to them 1486 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000 Okay 1487 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000 Alright I see the gesture 1488 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000 And I 1489 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000 Kind of point at Glim like you 1490 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000 Or me 1491 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000 Uh 1492 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000 You 1493 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000 Yeah I think you should go first 1494 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000 Okay I'm on it 1495 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000 I'm going to try and recreate the exact thing 1496 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000 I just saw happen 1497 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000 Of climbing down, jumping from the awning 1498 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000 Over 1499 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000 As I see him 1500 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000 About to attempt to do 1501 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000 This 1502 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000 What kind of room am I in? 1503 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000 It's 1504 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000 It opens up and it looks like 1505 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000 It looks like a store room 1506 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000 Like a storage area 1507 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000 For what looks 1508 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,000 To be a textile 1509 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000 Or a 1510 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000 Clothing shop 1511 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000 So it's got rolls of fabrics 1512 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000 And all that sort of stuff 1513 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000 Piled into this room 1514 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000 Perfect 1515 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000 I am going to use my other 1516 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000 Two key points 1517 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000 To 1518 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000 Drop Pass Without Trace 1519 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000 And cast Silence 1520 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000 I'm going to 1521 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000 Center it so that it includes 1522 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000 The window, the awning, and the chimney 1523 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000 Where they're hiding 1524 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000 Okay and that stops 1525 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000 All sound 1526 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000 In that area, correct? 1527 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000 Yes 1528 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000 Then roll 1529 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000 C and Acrobatics 1530 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000 With Advantage 1531 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000 You don't have 1532 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000 No plus ten though anymore? 1533 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000 Fair 1534 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000 Well that was only for stealth 1535 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000 Oh 1536 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000 Alright, first one wasn't great 1537 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000 With the five, so let's go 1538 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000 Advantage 1539 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000 Oh there we go, fifteen 1540 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000 You kind of stumble 1541 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000 As you're getting down onto the awning 1542 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000 Your foot scrapes 1543 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000 Against this brick wall 1544 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000 And you see pebbles fall 1545 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000 But you don't hear them fall 1546 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,000 You make it down to the awning 1547 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000 And you are able to 1548 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000 Leap across and join floor 1549 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000 Okay, then I guess 1550 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000 It's my go 1551 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000 I am also going to try and recreate 1552 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000 This boss move 1553 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000 Six, that's not great 1554 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000 That was better 1555 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000 Acrobatics he said 1556 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000 Fourteen 1557 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000 Same thing 1558 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000 You're trying to get your footing 1559 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000 You moot and sully 1560 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000 You see the pebbles kind of 1561 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000 Scrape away and fall down to the awning 1562 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000 You don't hear the pebbles at all 1563 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000 As they hit the ground 1564 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000 You 1565 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000 Go to jump off the awning though 1566 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000 And your foot, your claws 1567 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000 Push through 1568 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000 And you lose your footing 1569 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000 And you fall 1570 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:58,000 That's no good 1571 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000 That's a nine 1572 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000 Your foot gets tangled up 1573 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000 In the awning 1574 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000 There's no sound 1575 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000 If you yell out 1576 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000 Or 1577 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000 Anything hitting 1578 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000 The jugs you feel kind of 1579 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000 Pull down to the back of your 1580 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000 Backpack and you're kind of 1581 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000 Wrapped up around the ankle 1582 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000 Hanging upside down in this awning 1583 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000 You hear from 1584 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000 Further down the street 1585 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000 You're still up in the chimney 1586 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000 Everybody's kind of jumping down to this awning 1587 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000 And has moved across and silence has been 1588 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000 Cast over the area 1589 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000 You hear helm footsteps 1590 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000 Moving down the side street 1591 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000 That's coming your way 1592 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000 Has Glim ruined 1593 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000 This landing spot for me? 1594 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000 Just wondering if it would take 1595 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000 My weight as well and if we're both 1596 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000 Just gonna crash to the ground 1597 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000 It's kind of like 1598 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000 Wooden planks 1599 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000 Thin wooden planks holding it up 1600 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000 Okay, well I'll bAlydince 1601 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000 I'll climb down 1602 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000 And I'll bAlydince on those and I'm gonna try 1603 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000 To somehow help her out of her 1604 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000 Bind 1605 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000 Which I mean the silence spell 1606 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000 Reaches the floor so she could crash 1607 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000 To the ground and in theory 1608 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000 No sound should be made 1609 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000 She's hanging upside down right now 1610 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000 Yeah, also I'm worried 1611 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000 About her jugs 1612 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000 Oh, fair 1613 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000 Acrobatics check with 1614 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000 With advantage 1615 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000 Because of the silence 1616 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000 I'm gonna 12 1617 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000 Don't you have a good plus? 1618 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000 That's with a bonus, yes 1619 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000 It's with plus 5 1620 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000 Thinking they're 1621 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000 Thinking he's light enough 1622 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000 I am a light foot 1623 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000 Quickly scurries 1624 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000 Down and 1625 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000 Goes to step out and 1626 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000 What are you trying to do for Glim? 1627 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000 I'm probably 1628 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000 Trying to bAlydince one foot 1629 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000 On each of these awning 1630 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000 Planks 1631 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000 In order to get myself to where her foot is 1632 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000 To 1633 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000 Like pull her free 1634 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000 Like maybe I'm trying to get her 1635 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000 Like Glim, like 1636 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000 Start to rock yourself back and forth 1637 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000 Silence 1638 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000 Oh, we can't hear anything 1639 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000 Okay, I'm mouthing this like an idiot then 1640 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000 And I start 1641 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000 To try to wiggle her foot back and forth 1642 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000 So she gets the idea that she should be 1643 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000 Hopefully trying to 1644 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000 Okay 1645 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000 Sully's making this 1646 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000 Much more complicated than it needs to be 1647 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000 Yeah, okay 1648 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000 As you begin to do that 1649 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000 You feel the wood 1650 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000 Planks crack 1651 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000 And both of you fall through 1652 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,000 The awning 1653 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000 And down to the ground 1654 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000 Roll a dexterity saving 1655 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000 Throw there Glim to see what happens 1656 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,000 To the jugs 1657 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000 Oh god, not the jugs 1658 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000 15 1659 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,000 You tuck and roll 1660 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000 Just enough, you feel them connect with each other 1661 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000 I don't feel like that smash 1662 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000 That you would expect from these clay jugs 1663 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,000 Like you've rolled off of them well enough 1664 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000 That you've softened the blow 1665 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000 The two of you 1666 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000 Scramble up and look up 1667 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000 And you see helmed guards 1668 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000 Walking across the 1669 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000 Opening and 1670 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000 One of them 1671 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000 Turns and looks down 1672 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,000 And stops 1673 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000 And turns 1674 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000 Its body 1675 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,000 And begins marching down pulling its longsword 1676 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,000 The song Long Road Ahead 1677 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000 is by Kavin McLeod 1678 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000 Up in Competech.Filmmusic.io 1679 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000 All other music and sound effects 1680 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000 can be found at EpidemicSound.com 1681 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000 or BoomLibrary.com 1682 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000 A huge thank you to our supporting producers 1683 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000 Gabriel Lynch, Joshua Dixon 1684 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000 Kat Waterflame, Devon 1685 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000 and the rest of the band 1686 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000 Thank you for watching 1687 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000 We'll see you next time 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