1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,319 Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,000 . 3 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,000 . 4 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,000 . 5 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,000 . 6 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,000 . 7 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,000 . 8 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,000 . 9 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,000 . 10 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,000 . 11 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,000 . 12 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,000 . 13 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,000 . 14 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,000 . 15 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,000 . 16 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,000 . 17 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,000 . 18 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,000 . 19 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,000 . 20 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,000 . 21 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,000 . 22 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,000 . 23 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,000 . 24 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,000 . 25 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,000 . 26 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,000 . 27 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,000 . 28 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,000 . 29 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,000 . 30 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,000 . 31 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 . 32 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 . 33 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,000 . 34 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,000 . 35 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,000 . 36 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,000 . 37 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,000 . 38 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,000 . 39 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,000 . 40 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,000 . 41 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,000 . 42 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,000 . 43 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,000 . 44 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,000 . 45 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,000 . 46 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,000 . 47 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,000 . 48 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 . 49 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,000 . 50 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,919 You lose all light around you regardless of dark vision 51 00:09:29,799 --> 00:09:31,600 Do you continue? 52 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:34,200 Do I get any weird like vibes? I? 53 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,399 Mean you you get a real will like 54 00:09:38,639 --> 00:09:43,799 Kind of feel they get a real willy you get a real willy you get a real willy 55 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:50,559 For like so the has flame out and is it just like the flame is still lit 56 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:57,240 But it's just absolute darkness around it like it doesn't permeate. So it's just like a floating ball of flame 57 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:01,800 Yeah, like you can't even see it once you step into the star. Oh, you can't even see my flame 58 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,520 No, what's still there? 59 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:08,360 Okay, right you can feel the heat in your hand or however it normally feels 60 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:14,400 But yeah, like even the the the light from the flame tongue dissipates as flint walks forward jeez 61 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:16,920 Do I smell anything funny? 62 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:20,200 Yeah, it's like a 63 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,240 Yeah, like a musty 64 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:24,680 kind of like very 65 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:27,480 damp air kind of 66 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:30,080 scent and feel 67 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,160 the further in you go and 68 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:36,420 Do we what do we hear cavey drips? 69 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,840 creeping 70 00:10:39,879 --> 00:10:44,520 Monsters now keep in mind Russ whatever you describe to us you have to then create 71 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:47,160 No, it's fine. Um 72 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:49,520 Yeah, you hear 73 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:52,920 Yeah drips that you would hear in a cave 74 00:10:56,280 --> 00:11:01,960 You hear like soft clicking 75 00:11:04,879 --> 00:11:06,879 Like it's erratic or 76 00:11:07,759 --> 00:11:09,160 Metronomish 77 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:15,080 sporadic and it's coming at first just from in front of you how you can picture that this is 78 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,080 cavern on either sides of you is 79 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:21,920 Is is formed around you 80 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:30,040 But the further in you go you feel like the room opens up and you the clicking like this soft 81 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:36,200 Is all around you does the cavern get wider as we 82 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:41,080 Go through how wide was it to begin with like one person width 83 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:46,900 It was like one person width and it narrowed to a point and I just took it as you were just continuing to yeah 84 00:11:47,699 --> 00:11:53,059 Flint yeah, you step it takes like that. It feels like you walk for about 85 00:11:55,259 --> 00:11:57,259 50 50 meters, so I 86 00:11:58,579 --> 00:12:00,579 Did metric what? 87 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:05,740 Weird 50 meters. I'm just gonna stick with it. I like doing we're doing metric now 88 00:12:06,379 --> 00:12:11,079 We live in Canada. Damn it. Yeah, we're gonna represent a metric system. Finally 89 00:12:11,879 --> 00:12:17,680 Yeah, you walk for about 50 meters and you it feels like after you a point you feel like a 90 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:20,840 coolness 91 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:26,160 Hit your hit your skin and the room feels like it opens up 92 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,720 Still dark 93 00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:37,020 But as you the four of you file in it feels damp and and as you step like it's 94 00:12:37,879 --> 00:12:40,220 slippery and slimy beneath your feet 95 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,080 I 96 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:51,080 Can I try I don't think it'll work but Yanbal doesn't know that um, can I try to 97 00:12:54,160 --> 00:13:00,440 Cast the spell light toward the clicky clacky sounds sure they're all around you 98 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:04,600 Which direction would you like to go? Oh, I'm feel very unsettled. I'd me too 99 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:09,680 I almost don't want the lights to come on. No, it's better. I guess like 100 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,360 Forward and up 101 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:18,400 So like in in front of us like I can target a creature 102 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,000 I mean 103 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:25,160 Obviously I don't exactly know where the creatures are or if they even are creatures and would you call someone doing a flamenco dance? 104 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:28,560 A creature I wouldn't it'd be rude. It would be quite rude. Oh 105 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:34,800 Unless you're like you beautiful creature. You're right because that would be nice by me 106 00:13:34,879 --> 00:13:37,960 Depending who says it like if a woman said it I'd be like, no, that's nice 107 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:41,400 And if a guy said it I'd be like, oh, can you know it? Oh, that's actually oh 108 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,720 Do you want to know what it does or do you just want to tell me it's not gonna work sure 109 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,720 Give me give me what it does 110 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:54,280 It's just cruel. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm 111 00:13:56,720 --> 00:14:01,000 I have to touch it. So I'm not gonna I'm just gonna reach out and touch the wall 112 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:05,560 I guess or whatever it is. I touch I mean you could touch me if you wanted 113 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:12,840 The wall rest is like, yeah, it's fine. I already said it. You're right that that would have been smarter 114 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:16,000 No, so he touched 115 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,240 and 116 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:23,920 The object sheds a bright light in a 20-foot radius and dim light for an additional 20 feet 117 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:27,519 The light can be colored as you like. It's going to be a beautiful rainbow. Oh 118 00:14:29,759 --> 00:14:32,040 Yeah, you touch the wall and you feel 119 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:38,839 Like you immediately as you touch it like it's slimy to your fingers and 120 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:47,480 Like I imagine you put your fault your palm to it. I don't think I put I think you put my fingertips to it 121 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:54,319 Okay, you put your fingertips to it. What normal person because when you don't know you reach out with your fingertips 122 00:14:54,319 --> 00:14:57,719 Yes, what she feels? Yeah, once she feels the goo. She's not like 123 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,360 spreads her fingers 124 00:15:02,599 --> 00:15:05,480 We don't know yen bull that often she could be a real freak 125 00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:13,159 Sometimes just likes a gooey gooey sticky feel of ooze between your fingers this episode was supposed to be more progressive 126 00:15:13,159 --> 00:15:16,559 But we're just gonna focus on this made it one foot into this room 127 00:15:18,039 --> 00:15:20,039 Welcome to being in this 128 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,839 Pyramid maze forever. Yeah 129 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:27,919 You touch your fingers and you feel this slime like fold over them as you press 130 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:34,120 Into the wall and then you feel something move as you cast light like it moves around your face 131 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:38,240 It feels small like a size of a like a fist size stone 132 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,120 but also 133 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:48,480 Smooth and slimy as it moves past you and you cast light and you you see that rainbow 134 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,320 illumination 135 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:56,760 Come out and it illuminates you you can see yourself and you can see 136 00:15:57,080 --> 00:16:04,159 Just where your fingers touch the wall and this figure a small fist sized figure with like 137 00:16:04,519 --> 00:16:06,519 purplish brown skin 138 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:11,439 looks at you with its one eye and then zips out of the darkness and 139 00:16:12,159 --> 00:16:18,799 Then as it zips it zips out into the darkness and as you lose sight of it the entire room becomes 140 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,679 Not brightly lit 141 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:26,920 But you're able to instantly see everything around you and you see 142 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,600 hundreds of unblinking eyes 143 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,960 staring up at you 144 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:37,600 From the long walls of glistening green stone the floor of this chamber 145 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:43,840 Climbing up the walls is this viscous slime that drips from four stalagmites 146 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,840 You 147 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,240 Gross do you mean stalactites? 148 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:54,200 Yes, stalactites they come from the top hang tight. No it drips from four stalagmites 149 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,120 from 150 00:16:56,120 --> 00:17:00,519 From those say so down the sides of them. Yeah, yeah, this makes I don't like that either 151 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,519 I like that less like volcano 152 00:17:04,319 --> 00:17:06,319 And it's dripping down 153 00:17:08,759 --> 00:17:13,680 Tell you how she doesn't like me what I say and I say what I mean, okay, it's the lagmites 154 00:17:14,519 --> 00:17:16,519 Goddamnit 155 00:17:18,599 --> 00:17:22,720 But they seem to be friendly us they're just or at least not unfriendly 156 00:17:23,279 --> 00:17:27,359 They are just staring at you these hundreds of eyes all around this room 157 00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:30,959 Can I 158 00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:38,459 Scan calmly and look for the exit you can 159 00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:42,519 Make an investigation check 160 00:17:42,559 --> 00:17:44,559 Investigate the shit out of this 161 00:17:49,839 --> 00:17:51,839 13 13 162 00:17:53,079 --> 00:17:55,079 Okay with the light from 163 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:59,519 flame tongue and the fire that you can now see in your hand and the 164 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,039 Rainbow 165 00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:04,400 Illuminescence from yen bulls light beautiful by the way 166 00:18:06,279 --> 00:18:10,440 You look out into the room and all of this light 167 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,440 About another 168 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:18,000 50 meters begins to dissipate and it gets darker 169 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:23,759 towards the center of this room and you look back to the cavern that you walk through and 170 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,720 It appears 171 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:32,000 Like a loop I can extend it like almost like kaleidoscope effect 172 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:38,960 You see an opening down at the far end of a hallway, but it seems like it's hundreds 173 00:18:39,559 --> 00:18:46,480 Hundreds of meters away. Sorry. That's when we just came down when you just came through like it seems like it's forever away 174 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:49,559 And we do see another similar or it's sorry 175 00:18:49,559 --> 00:18:55,120 We just see darkness you head you see like the room opens up wide and about 50 meters. You see 176 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,400 the 177 00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:05,079 You see like this darkness kind of rolled down right at that 50 meters. I think we have to continue 178 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,400 going I 179 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,880 Think so too. What else what else do we do we cannot? 180 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,560 just 181 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:21,560 Stay here. Oh, there's so much goo you guys. It's so I touched it. I wish I had not 182 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:26,440 Although I'm happy for the light. I wish I had not 183 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:32,280 Stuck my fingers. Well, I think that might have been like kind of like, you know turning the lights on 184 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,160 Let's hope 185 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,560 These small creatures are friendly 186 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:42,720 Um as I look at the one-eyed creatures, do I know what they are? 187 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:50,120 Yes, good question make an arc and a check I 188 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,920 Rolled a nat 20 old in 19 189 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:58,480 Damn, I think we know things. I'm not even gonna roll 190 00:19:59,519 --> 00:20:01,519 with a nat 20 especially 191 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,440 you recognize them as 192 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:11,200 You recognize their their makeup and their structure it looks kind of 193 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:18,559 Beholder ish, but you've never seen one this small. Oh god. We're like in a beholder baby nest 194 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,640 Yan bull 195 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,640 Do these look a little familiar to you? 196 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:32,320 I am sorry to say they do they look like you know a beholder 197 00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:38,200 These are just but like tiny right like tiny babies. I wonder where's where mama is 198 00:20:38,639 --> 00:20:42,720 yes, exactly what I was thinking what if mama comes home and there is 199 00:20:43,799 --> 00:20:49,039 There is all these hundreds of babies. It is a bad place to be between the mama and her babies now 200 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,039 Are they literally? 201 00:20:51,039 --> 00:20:57,679 Everywhere like we have to wade through them. They're only on the walls. Okay. Oh, I don't like that. I 202 00:20:58,079 --> 00:21:00,079 Think I like that worse. Yeah 203 00:21:00,879 --> 00:21:04,519 But it's all jelly on the floors, yeah, it's like this slimy ooze 204 00:21:06,759 --> 00:21:08,759 After birth 205 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,240 Tom's face 206 00:21:13,279 --> 00:21:17,079 Flint's just silence like fuck what am I what am I doing here? 207 00:21:17,079 --> 00:21:22,599 I guess we just maintain a steady pace and try not to 208 00:21:23,639 --> 00:21:26,559 Make anything too excited to the fact that we're here 209 00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:28,879 It's a good plan 210 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,920 Yes, yes slow and steady 211 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,560 Maybe we just we walk forward 212 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:40,120 slowly 213 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:46,440 I'm imagining like flints may be looking forward Diaz looking to one side yen bulls looking to the other 214 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,920 Manix is looking behind 215 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:54,280 Cuz we're kind of surrounded by these little one-eyed thingies and just slowly and cautiously 216 00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:56,000 Cautiously 217 00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:02,440 Walking forward no sudden movements. No loud noises. Nice steady pace. He is talking sweet 218 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,440 Oh, you guys look so calmly 219 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:09,799 Probably nap time with every step you take the eyes follow you 220 00:22:11,799 --> 00:22:18,680 On your location until you get there are four of these stalagmites as I said in there 221 00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:23,879 Further in you walk you have to walk around them 222 00:22:24,319 --> 00:22:26,879 and you get between them and that 223 00:22:27,799 --> 00:22:34,359 This it's the further in you walk you lose out of the periphery with this darkness effect 224 00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:38,440 that is following you and you get between these stalagmites and 225 00:22:39,319 --> 00:22:41,319 it 226 00:22:41,639 --> 00:22:46,240 Sucks up around you you lose sight of all the unblinking eyes 227 00:22:48,519 --> 00:22:54,200 You see just the edge of these stalagmites and the ooze dripping down and then all around you 228 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,240 a voice echoes you hear this like 229 00:23:00,319 --> 00:23:04,000 What are you doing here Oh 230 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:11,680 Just passing through just quietly 231 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,600 Peacefully 232 00:23:18,319 --> 00:23:20,319 Passing through the nursery 233 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,059 Almost from right behind you Thea the voice 234 00:23:25,159 --> 00:23:26,960 again says 235 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:30,879 No one just passes through here. Oh 236 00:23:31,559 --> 00:23:32,720 God 237 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,359 well 238 00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:36,359 May I ask why? 239 00:23:37,159 --> 00:23:42,000 Because here and then the voice is behind Yen bull 240 00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:47,319 Is where people come to be eaten? 241 00:23:50,319 --> 00:23:52,319 Oh 242 00:23:57,359 --> 00:24:02,559 Well, they would prefer not to be eaten we like strike a deal or something 243 00:24:04,279 --> 00:24:09,839 We would love to just continue on our way and get out of get out of your 244 00:24:11,399 --> 00:24:13,399 Out of your way, please 245 00:24:14,919 --> 00:24:16,720 What? 246 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,919 Do you have to offer me? 247 00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:22,359 What? 248 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,559 What do you most desire 249 00:24:28,879 --> 00:24:34,240 It's a bold strategy we probably don't have that but let's find out let's find out. Mm-hmm 250 00:24:35,439 --> 00:24:38,839 How can you procure something so grand? 251 00:24:43,159 --> 00:24:47,960 Well, what's grand to some might not be grand to others what is it you wish 252 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:55,599 There's a pause and then the clicking comes again 253 00:24:57,639 --> 00:25:03,879 As if from behind each of you separately like this thing is moving in the darkness around you gross 254 00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:11,039 And then the voice comes from all around you again as if from above 255 00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:15,200 It says I wish for my freedom 256 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,880 I 257 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:25,759 Well, don't I have some news for you but first why why would why do you want to be free? 258 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:35,200 Would you like to be locked in a cage with hundreds of your spawn for eternity? No, it sounds awful. I'm so sorry. I asked 259 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:40,080 Well, we are here to 260 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,080 essentially 261 00:25:42,079 --> 00:25:45,019 Liberate everybody from this flying fortress 262 00:25:49,399 --> 00:25:51,399 That includes you mama 263 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,240 There's a long pause 264 00:25:58,919 --> 00:26:00,919 And then that you hear that 265 00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:08,279 clicking again all around you and like this whoosh or flit through the darkness and 266 00:26:08,759 --> 00:26:10,759 And 267 00:26:11,639 --> 00:26:13,639 Then like this 268 00:26:13,879 --> 00:26:17,639 Murmured wine starts to well up in the room 269 00:26:18,639 --> 00:26:21,240 And then it's silent all at once 270 00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,319 By liberation do you mean death 271 00:26:28,839 --> 00:26:33,119 Because so far you have brought death to everything 272 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:36,120 Well, I mean and 273 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:41,360 Yanbal Flint, I'm sure you guys will back back me up here, but 274 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:44,920 Well those things 275 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,920 Didn't talk to us as you have and 276 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,960 display the 277 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,960 kind of intelligence and 278 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:57,720 You know 279 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,760 Emotional state that you have we've been 280 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,279 Attacked at every turn since we've come here. So 281 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:09,400 We come peacefully unless otherwise provoked as I'm sure 282 00:27:10,559 --> 00:27:12,559 You do too 283 00:27:13,599 --> 00:27:20,039 Also, those zombies were totally undead. They weren't getting out of here alive. Anyway, I 284 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,480 Do feel for the sea creature though 285 00:27:26,039 --> 00:27:29,039 The abelith of equal intelligence 286 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:36,200 Equal intelligence slightly lesser I was gonna say could have helped you 287 00:27:39,639 --> 00:27:41,639 It struck first 288 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:47,759 There's long pause again you hear dripping and like 289 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,200 Movement in the ooze 290 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:58,639 Listen we just kind of assume that you are all working with the lich what 291 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,240 Are you here for? 292 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:10,000 We're here for we're here for the amulet of wonder 293 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,440 And to kill that fucking lich 294 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,359 Well, I don't think he's gonna just give it to us, but maybe he will make 295 00:28:19,759 --> 00:28:21,759 Now that we know that there are 296 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,440 beings here held 297 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:29,519 People you know against their will I feel like it's more than that now 298 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:40,720 Things are summoned here to prevent people like you to get through to Shangalar 299 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,480 Summoned here against your will 300 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:53,519 There's the sound of movement behind you yen bull 301 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,160 and 302 00:28:56,160 --> 00:29:01,480 you look to either side and you see the darkness begin to 303 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:06,600 Fold back you see more of the stalagmites and even 304 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:12,720 Goes up to the wall where you still see those unblinking eyes staring up at you 305 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:19,840 Do you specifically turn around right away or do you just keep looking in the direction you're looking? 306 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,799 I 307 00:29:22,799 --> 00:29:24,799 Don't know that I would turn around 308 00:29:26,559 --> 00:29:34,480 Then Thea and Flint and Mannix you see as this this darkness unfurls from your location a 309 00:29:35,559 --> 00:29:37,559 Wait 310 00:29:39,399 --> 00:29:42,500 You said that we recognize them as beholders 311 00:29:44,399 --> 00:29:47,039 Like beholders you didn't get no one had ever seen 312 00:29:47,599 --> 00:29:53,940 Right a teeny-tiny beholder, but do we know like what a beholder can do 313 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000 Now that we know what the creature is 314 00:29:57,639 --> 00:29:58,960 She rolled a net 20 315 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:02,460 I'm just saying no because if it's like don't look at it in its eye otherwise 316 00:30:02,460 --> 00:30:08,519 It's gonna freeze you to death or something like that and that's information that we should have had before I think it's important 317 00:30:08,519 --> 00:30:14,720 No, yes good question that the net 20. I'll give you more information on the beholders so beholders generally 318 00:30:15,279 --> 00:30:20,640 In the strictest sense of terms have 10 eye stocks and one main core eye 319 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:26,120 With a net 20 you know that they don't breed 320 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:33,160 Beholders are dreams of other beholders so it's dreamed all these hundreds of dreams into being well 321 00:30:33,460 --> 00:30:36,400 We assume well it has been yes certainly 322 00:30:37,079 --> 00:30:40,160 Unfortunate and seems like a them problem, but whatever 323 00:30:41,079 --> 00:30:43,799 Anything else you want to know about the beholder yet looking at them 324 00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:47,960 It doesn't there's no Medusa effect that you know of 325 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,519 But each eye stock does have a different 326 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:57,640 Ability that when activated can do anything from charm up to death 327 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:03,759 Right this one just kills ya yeah, but as the light rolls back 328 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:07,000 Thea Flint and Mannix you see 329 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,680 Hovering above and just behind yen bull a 330 00:31:15,559 --> 00:31:17,559 purple skinned 331 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,039 mottled 332 00:31:20,039 --> 00:31:26,319 Beholder large eye in the center and two of its eye stocks appear to have been 333 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,759 maimed or damaged in some way 334 00:31:31,319 --> 00:31:34,759 You think you can destroy Shangri-La 335 00:31:38,519 --> 00:31:44,140 We've done crazier stuff I mean I mean we did fight team at yeah 336 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,680 and survive 337 00:31:48,799 --> 00:31:54,039 Well mostly for the most part we do not know that we can beat Shangri-La, but we must try 338 00:31:56,640 --> 00:32:01,240 He destroyed Kallen port sounds like he brought you here against your will 339 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,299 What else can we do but fight? 340 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:09,360 Interesting do you not want to fight for your freedom? 341 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,319 rather than 342 00:32:12,359 --> 00:32:19,240 Being here with all of your dream children forever. I would fight for my freedom 343 00:32:20,679 --> 00:32:27,079 And I would fight Shangri-La with you however. I am bound to this 344 00:32:28,039 --> 00:32:30,039 cavern 345 00:32:30,159 --> 00:32:34,319 Is there a specific way to unbind you 346 00:32:36,159 --> 00:32:42,279 Maybe a magic orb or something or something that we could smash and and you could 347 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,599 break free and come help out in the 348 00:32:46,279 --> 00:32:48,279 crux of the battle I 349 00:32:49,159 --> 00:32:51,879 Have been cursed and there is a key 350 00:32:55,359 --> 00:33:00,519 Feel like this is a side side quest side side side quest 351 00:33:02,079 --> 00:33:03,720 Shit 352 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:09,519 Guys, I don't know what my goal is anymore. Yeah, sorry. We'll spend three years doing the side quest 353 00:33:09,519 --> 00:33:11,519 I will come 354 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,879 We've got to find this key for this beholder I 355 00:33:16,359 --> 00:33:19,599 Will help clear the way if you can release me 356 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:26,200 The key was sent to the OTOX layer. Do I know what an OTOX is? 357 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,400 Yeah, you fought one 358 00:33:30,519 --> 00:33:32,519 No, no 359 00:33:33,519 --> 00:33:35,519 Is it one of those those 360 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:43,319 Things that can change into the child no, okay. No no no an OTOX is a like a giant 361 00:33:44,279 --> 00:33:46,279 like garbage monster 362 00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:53,779 Eats basically everything trash monster basically a trash monster huge like almost like well 363 00:33:53,779 --> 00:34:00,319 It's like hippo like formation, but like giant huge claw or teeth 364 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:03,039 and gaping ma 365 00:34:03,359 --> 00:34:05,359 cool and generally 366 00:34:05,639 --> 00:34:08,320 People use them to dispose of trash 367 00:34:09,679 --> 00:34:12,800 Neat so the garbage room awesome. Yeah 368 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:20,099 Well, you know what I'm sure that there are many different layers of this 369 00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:24,239 Pyramid 370 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:30,960 And we happen to find ourselves in a lot of the the dangerous bad ones so odds are 371 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:37,360 We will end up with the OTOX. Do you know what the key looks like? 372 00:34:40,079 --> 00:34:42,599 All right, maybe it'll be we know when we see it kind of thing 373 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:48,960 Do you do you get to speak with any of the other creatures had that have been? 374 00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:57,960 Summoned here against their will there are rumbles through the walls that warn of passers 375 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,960 Would you be able to 376 00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:07,400 Rumble a little message forward that we are on the side of on your side 377 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:16,280 That we would like to not battle at every turn, but save our strength to to fight 378 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,480 Shangalar 379 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,800 We would prefer to 380 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:26,199 Gather our strength and fight Shangalar 381 00:35:26,679 --> 00:35:30,119 Instead of instead of all of you who have 382 00:35:30,919 --> 00:35:34,919 Really nothing you have nothing in this battle, but your freedom 383 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,960 Can you do that? 384 00:35:40,039 --> 00:35:43,559 How do I know you will come back with the key 385 00:35:45,319 --> 00:35:50,519 Well now that I know we have to come back with the key that's an important piece of the information 386 00:35:50,519 --> 00:35:54,359 I thought maybe it was an orb we could smash or like 387 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:58,519 Smash or like, you know something like a something that we can mess up 388 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:00,599 we will 389 00:36:00,599 --> 00:36:07,079 because you because having a powerful beholder like you on our side during this fight would be 390 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:12,240 Unbelievable, it could tip the scales. You could be the difference between 391 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:19,000 Winning and setting all these creatures free or us losing persuasion check. I 392 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,800 Think I'm being pretty earnest 393 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,360 Um 394 00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:29,240 Seventeen 395 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:36,559 You see the darkness lift around this room and 396 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:42,440 In the direction you were walking you see four caverns 397 00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,840 I will tell you which one to go down 398 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,840 Now 399 00:36:53,519 --> 00:36:56,160 Thank you, do you have a name 400 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,120 Yes 401 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:04,880 I'm thea 402 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:10,320 I'm yen bull flight and i'm manic's 403 00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:16,000 It floats up higher into the room 404 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,440 And says I am for booksy 405 00:37:20,079 --> 00:37:22,079 you 406 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,960 Thank you for booksy 407 00:37:27,039 --> 00:37:29,039 We'll meet again 408 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:35,680 We will return with this key and you will help us fight for freedom 409 00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:40,240 The beholder before you squints 410 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,920 The eyes 411 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,200 Around the walls flitter between you and the beholder 412 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:52,240 I'm watching watching mommy have an important conversation. Uh-huh 413 00:37:55,840 --> 00:38:01,700 You look back to the caverns that became clear and now there is only one 414 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:15,060 We'll hurry then and for buxy moves higher up towards the ceiling and you lose sight of them in the darkness 415 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000 Um 416 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:26,240 I walk forward to the the one exit that we have and as we do I go 417 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,120 Oh my god, I can't believe that worked you guys 418 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,600 That was awesome 419 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,560 You carry forward through the room 420 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:45,040 The slime squishing beneath your feet the eyes following you as you continue to walk towards this singular passageway before you 421 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:54,980 You carry through and it winds down a long dark corridor 422 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,520 You walk for 423 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000 Several minutes 424 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000 before you see 425 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:11,280 Light the floor beneath you gets less and less covered in slime the farther you walk 426 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,560 You see light shining up ahead 427 00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:17,519 and the sound of 428 00:39:19,279 --> 00:39:21,199 Chomping 429 00:39:21,199 --> 00:39:23,519 like grinding of teeth 430 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,079 and 431 00:39:26,079 --> 00:39:27,599 sludge 432 00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:32,239 Like being forced, you know, like you slurp mud through your hands 433 00:39:33,519 --> 00:39:37,440 Like say you were some kind of trash eating monster. Maybe maybe 434 00:39:38,460 --> 00:39:40,000 excellent 435 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,799 Perhaps we can find the key sooner than I had thought 436 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,120 Yeah, I kind of thought there'd be a few more to get to but 437 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000 How hard could it be 438 00:39:52,960 --> 00:40:00,800 Well for you you have fought a dragon it is probably not so hard but it is a a fierce disgusting creature like 439 00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:09,440 I'm thinking like needle in a haystack or we uh fought one of these a long time ago 440 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:12,400 And they've got a lot of uh 441 00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:21,599 Well, there's a lot of like teeth on their tentacles and they got really strong chompers in the kind of the center there and 442 00:40:23,119 --> 00:40:25,200 I want to say something to do with like 443 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:31,519 Mind powers as well, but it's it's been so long. Oh, this is good news 444 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:37,440 I too can speak telepathically to creatures that can speak telepathically 445 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:45,760 We could have maybe another creature on our side. Perhaps we can talk to the garbage monster 446 00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:50,240 Maybe you don't call him a garbage monster though when you talk to him. Oh, yeah, that's probably good 447 00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,559 All right our um, are we ready? 448 00:40:56,159 --> 00:40:58,559 Does anyone do you think? 449 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:06,159 I suppose we are as ready as we were going to be. Yes. Yeah 450 00:41:07,119 --> 00:41:14,159 You carry forward and the passage opens up more as you walk along the light gets brighter and inside you see this 451 00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:15,599 yellow 452 00:41:15,599 --> 00:41:16,960 Illuminescence 453 00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:21,679 Lighting this room you see heaps and heaps of garbage and dung 454 00:41:23,119 --> 00:41:29,839 And beyond you see movement of a large creature like the back of it over one of these mounds 455 00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:32,639 you see 456 00:41:32,639 --> 00:41:35,679 Cut through and like a passageway through you see 457 00:41:36,559 --> 00:41:38,559 skeleton walk by 458 00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:40,079 carrying 459 00:41:40,079 --> 00:41:42,079 a mound of 460 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:47,519 You can't quite put your finger on what it is nor would we want to or would you want to 461 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,000 But carrying it over you see it 462 00:41:51,279 --> 00:41:53,599 Walk by with this material 463 00:41:54,399 --> 00:42:01,199 You hear like this drop sludge drop and then the skeleton walks back in the same direction that it went 464 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,440 Um, so as you walk in 465 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:10,000 You're like face to face with a perimeter of this 466 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:18,639 Bile and feces and just garbage material you can see through and over a little bit to see 467 00:42:19,599 --> 00:42:21,599 At least one creature 468 00:42:22,079 --> 00:42:25,360 To get around it. You'd either have to go over it or 469 00:42:26,159 --> 00:42:33,599 There is pathway around either side in order to walk around the garbage refuse 470 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:36,159 How tall is it? 471 00:42:36,159 --> 00:42:37,199 um 472 00:42:37,199 --> 00:42:43,679 If you can see kind of in spots over it like it's probably going to be between five and six feet and then another 473 00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:46,159 um 474 00:42:46,159 --> 00:42:48,159 10 to 15 feet like deep 475 00:42:49,599 --> 00:42:51,119 Into the room 476 00:42:51,119 --> 00:42:53,920 And areas it is piled much higher 477 00:42:54,639 --> 00:42:56,239 As you walk around 478 00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:58,719 Or as you as you know as you look down 479 00:42:59,679 --> 00:43:01,360 What if? 480 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,360 You had a magic carpet 481 00:43:04,559 --> 00:43:06,559 And you didn't have to 482 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:11,759 Trudge through the bile and feces as you just described it 483 00:43:13,119 --> 00:43:15,119 I mean, it's what it is 484 00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:18,960 Careful carly's gonna do something awful to your magic carpet. I know 485 00:43:19,679 --> 00:43:24,719 I can't just trudge through the grossness. Yeah when you have an option not to walk through 486 00:43:26,159 --> 00:43:27,920 Shit 487 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,880 You gotta take it. How far away is the creature from me? 488 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,279 um 489 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:37,920 You could probably say from where you can see it that it's about 490 00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:40,880 50 feet away 491 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:44,560 And I can see it's like the it's back. Yeah, you can kind of see it like moving 492 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:48,080 You know the back of it moving towards one of these piles 493 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,900 Um, then i'm going to reach out to it telepathically 494 00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,240 Um, because I can do that up to 60 feet, okay 495 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:03,920 Um, and we don't need to share a language if it can also speak telepathically. Yes 496 00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,760 Hello, please do not be alarmed 497 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,080 We are entering your home 498 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,040 Please do not hurt us 499 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:18,400 You haven't magic carpet lifted yet. You're just still standing on the ground 500 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:27,120 I didn't want to like start just like up here and startle it exactly. Hello. Um watching the the creature you 501 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,920 I'm gonna say that you sense two 502 00:44:31,359 --> 00:44:35,199 You now sense two creatures when you reach out telepathically within this range 503 00:44:36,319 --> 00:44:42,000 And you see the one that you were you had eyes on like raise its head and its tentacles move up 504 00:44:43,119 --> 00:44:46,500 And it begins to look around and says who who's there? 505 00:44:53,839 --> 00:44:56,480 Hey, we're in the middle now nice to see you 506 00:44:57,839 --> 00:44:59,679 How's everybody doing? 507 00:44:59,679 --> 00:45:04,799 Amy's dying. Amy's dying. I'm dying. It's too hot hot. Everyone's melting 508 00:45:05,359 --> 00:45:10,079 You know whenever it is too hot. I always think ah, remember when it was not too hot and I was like 509 00:45:10,159 --> 00:45:12,159 I'll never say that it's too hot 510 00:45:12,559 --> 00:45:16,159 Now's one of those days when i'm like, ah, but maybe it's a little too hot 511 00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:21,679 I don't really feel like I ever say that because I I just want temperate like this is why I live in a temperate climate 512 00:45:21,679 --> 00:45:26,719 I just want it to be not too cold and not too hot like mid-20 celsius for 513 00:45:27,519 --> 00:45:28,960 ideals 514 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:35,839 For summer perfect. Yeah, it's good five degree day. That's 25 would be like 80. Whatever the number is. It's like comfortable 515 00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:40,400 Yeah, it's it's warm enough. You can go swimming and my garden still grows, but it's not so hot that you 516 00:45:41,599 --> 00:45:47,679 Think you're gonna perish exactly like right right now me. So that's what we're talking about today is how we're all 517 00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:52,960 Perishing from the heat and how we're gonna take a few weeks off coming up in august 518 00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:58,480 Uh four to be exact, uh, we won't be releasing episodes of our own 519 00:45:59,119 --> 00:46:05,440 Starting august 12th through september 2nd. We'll be back with new episodes on september 9th 520 00:46:05,679 --> 00:46:10,320 But no need to fret you're not going to go without anything in your ears 521 00:46:10,639 --> 00:46:13,199 We have some pretty cool swapsies going on 522 00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:19,039 We do we partnered with some of the fable and folly network to bring you some new shows 523 00:46:19,119 --> 00:46:24,320 We don't want to reveal all the details quite yet just to make sure that you have something to look forward to 524 00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:27,519 But there's some pretty cool shows that we think you're going to like 525 00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:32,639 Some that are in line with what we do. Actually. No, that's not true 526 00:46:33,279 --> 00:46:36,960 None of them are in line with what we do. They're entirely new stories entirely new 527 00:46:37,739 --> 00:46:42,320 Producers and we think they're just really awesome and we want to share them with you totes 528 00:46:42,559 --> 00:46:45,599 You're gonna like it. It's like our your little summer vacation from us 529 00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:52,000 You get to go hear new and exciting things and then come back to your old favorites 530 00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:56,719 Us, yeah, it's like you're doing the reddit secret santa exchange 531 00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,920 And you're getting a new podcast to listen to instead. Yes 532 00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:05,759 It's like you're going on like our metaphors are overnight camp. Keep it going amy. These are so good 533 00:47:07,679 --> 00:47:09,839 And and you're spending some time away 534 00:47:10,559 --> 00:47:13,440 And you're going to change and you're going to experience new things. You're going to come back 535 00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,440 You're going to be different but a better version of yourself 536 00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:17,599 It might be like that 537 00:47:17,599 --> 00:47:21,679 It's like when you go to your grandparents house because your parents don't want to see you anymore 538 00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,440 This might be the most accurate one 539 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:30,800 But they but your grandparents make you go to bed at six o'clock because that's when they go to bed 540 00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:34,000 No, no, no, no, no, you're going at this the wrong angle 541 00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:39,360 They let you eat mcdonald's they let you do all this stuff 542 00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:42,559 You're not allowed to do at home and at first you're like this is amazing 543 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:48,639 I love this so much. I never want to go back home. Then after a while you actually crave old mom and dad 544 00:47:49,420 --> 00:47:51,420 Consistency. Yeah. Yeah 545 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000 That's what we bring to you 546 00:47:54,079 --> 00:47:56,320 Dumbgeons and Dragons homie vibe 547 00:47:57,599 --> 00:48:01,039 That's what we've got so long story short all these analogies aside 548 00:48:01,039 --> 00:48:03,679 We have some really cool shows that we're going to bring to your ears 549 00:48:04,559 --> 00:48:08,719 Throughout august and the beginning of september before we bring you some new episodes 550 00:48:09,119 --> 00:48:10,559 and 551 00:48:10,559 --> 00:48:12,320 more adventures 552 00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:15,519 So we hope you enjoy them all and please once you hear them, uh, go 553 00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:18,400 Check them out because they're all amazing creators 554 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:21,519 And I think you're going to love all of the stories that they've got coming your way 555 00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:25,920 And now let's get back to this episode mommy and daddy. Love you 556 00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:28,960 We will miss you so much while we're away 557 00:48:29,519 --> 00:48:33,039 And we're looking forward to seeing you. No, we're still here next week. We're still here next week 558 00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:39,120 That's true. We're just prepping you right? That's what it's gonna feel like you're like what it's goodbye already, but no not yet 559 00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:45,599 But soon next week, we got that cool guy keith amann on the show. Oh wait, that's happening too 560 00:48:45,679 --> 00:48:50,239 So we've got that coming up super fun. Then we'll say a formal. Goodbye later. It's fine 561 00:48:50,319 --> 00:48:55,199 He really knows how to play dnd. He wrote the books about it and it's amazing. You're gonna love it 562 00:48:55,359 --> 00:48:59,199 Okay back to this episode. We're done talking to you. Okay. Bye. Bye. So it's kind of like 563 00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:01,760 Like 564 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,400 Hello, my name is yenbo 565 00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:11,280 What is your name? 566 00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:12,720 we 567 00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:14,720 We don't have 568 00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:16,880 What 569 00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:24,720 Is this your home you hear stomping of feet and then the second one comes into view and they're looking around at each other 570 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,800 Yes home food 571 00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:36,240 I'm going to appear do not be surprised. Okay, so I take out the carpet and I say yeah tear 572 00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:40,720 And then it is flying we can get on it 573 00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:47,920 Oh, I oh I hop on see is like my friends come on on I am I'm trying to communicate with the creatures 574 00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:51,040 So hopefully they do not immediately attack. Does anyone have anything? 575 00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,480 Delicious they could offer the creatures 576 00:49:55,199 --> 00:49:57,199 Oh 577 00:49:57,199 --> 00:50:01,039 Thea um goes into her bag and shamefully pulls out like 578 00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:03,360 like a double 579 00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:05,599 cloth wrapped sack of like 580 00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:09,360 Bad cheese and bread that she's been meaning to toss 581 00:50:10,639 --> 00:50:13,519 But like hasn't just in case you get desperate. Yeah 582 00:50:13,599 --> 00:50:16,800 Well, she's like I think if she were in high school in the bond with the back 583 00:50:17,039 --> 00:50:22,240 She'd have quite the messy locker like there is a questionable top of our container back there 584 00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:26,400 Yeah, so that's it she hands you her questionable topperware container 585 00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:32,160 Okay, you rise up above the filth and the awful and the the stench as you rise 586 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,160 it 587 00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:37,200 It you didn't like it was it was a bad smell 588 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:41,760 But the higher up you go it is just rancid in this room 589 00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:47,760 And as you clear these piles you see these two creatures who then turn 590 00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:52,880 To your direction you see their tentacles waving wildly towards you 591 00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:55,200 and they 592 00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,120 Look to you and then begin 593 00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:04,560 Like stomping like almost like a dog does when it's excited about you going towards the treat cabinet 594 00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:07,120 That's kind of the picture. I want to paint here 595 00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:09,920 Food you brings food 596 00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:13,440 Give food 597 00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:15,920 What is your favorite kind of food food? 598 00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:18,400 There we go 599 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,800 That could have been a dangerous question. Yeah 600 00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:22,960 But but 601 00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:24,960 What are you going to do for the food? 602 00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,200 Do we eat food? 603 00:51:27,519 --> 00:51:30,079 Yes food. Yes, I have much food for you, but 604 00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:34,480 I'm looking for a key 605 00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:36,720 Do you know this key? 606 00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:41,200 They cock their head and their tentacles kind of wave around 607 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,599 Can we go? 608 00:51:43,679 --> 00:51:45,360 Like because we're still quite a ways away 609 00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:50,880 But close enough that I can like tear off a couple of pieces of bread and throw one to each of them 610 00:51:51,119 --> 00:51:56,559 Sure. Yeah, you could like a little move around and as everybody else I assume first taste is free 611 00:51:56,639 --> 00:52:02,159 That's right. I assume yamble you're focused on the two creatures. Everybody else. Are you looking around the rest of the room? 612 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:10,400 I'm on key duty. Yeah. Yeah, I figure i'd be looking around like maybe it's hanging from a wall somewhere 613 00:52:11,279 --> 00:52:13,279 Sure. Yeah you uh 614 00:52:13,599 --> 00:52:15,599 Make an investigation check as you're looking around 615 00:52:19,679 --> 00:52:23,360 Went great nine it was it was on 17 616 00:52:24,079 --> 00:52:29,440 And then flick to the seven. It could have been a 19. It's not super strong 15 617 00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:32,319 Stronger than a nine 618 00:52:32,319 --> 00:52:36,639 Huh? This is true. How about Mannix? What's that dead weight doing that world of two? Yeah, right? 619 00:52:39,279 --> 00:52:43,440 You know why he touched a mirror and now he hasn't been the same since he's useless 620 00:52:43,599 --> 00:52:45,599 Has anyone else noticed that? 621 00:52:45,599 --> 00:52:49,279 Totally. God damn it. All of a sudden. He doesn't know his daughter's dead and he's like 622 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:55,440 Life's great. I have no motivation to be helpful, right? Why am I even here? I don't know. It's fine 623 00:52:55,599 --> 00:52:57,599 I just thought i'd help these weirdos 624 00:52:58,159 --> 00:53:00,880 Um, okay, you're looking around the room flint you catch eyes on 625 00:53:01,199 --> 00:53:07,599 Uh on this skeleton that you saw and it's walking back and towards the like the right as you're looking in the room 626 00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:12,480 Uh, you see a crack in the wall and you see this skeleton like disappear 627 00:53:13,039 --> 00:53:16,320 Beyond it, uh thea you're looking around and it's just 628 00:53:17,199 --> 00:53:21,840 Everywhere is just piles of this refuse. I just say to flint what a dump 629 00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:26,320 Um, okay back to Yenbul. Sorry, uh, you toss a piece of food 630 00:53:27,679 --> 00:53:29,679 Yeah a piece of uh 631 00:53:30,159 --> 00:53:32,000 A bread to each of them 632 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,920 Um, they snatch it up and say it's barely there 633 00:53:36,559 --> 00:53:38,559 If you want the good food, I want your help 634 00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:41,440 What? 635 00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:43,920 I am looking for a key 636 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:47,280 They look around you know what key is 637 00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,920 uh 638 00:53:50,639 --> 00:53:52,400 Yeah 639 00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,240 key 640 00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:58,639 Give food. I give key. Well, let me see key. I give food 641 00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:02,079 Make a persuasion check 642 00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:06,800 It's a good old fashion persuade off. Yeah, it's a good old fashion 643 00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:10,400 You give me the goods first and then i'll give you the stuff 644 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:16,079 I have advantage on persuasion roles. Of course you do. That first one was 20 645 00:54:16,639 --> 00:54:20,320 Not a nat 20 and then a bad roll. So let's go with 20 646 00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,599 What you give 647 00:54:23,599 --> 00:54:25,840 What food more little food? 648 00:54:26,639 --> 00:54:28,639 We eat you 649 00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,680 No, you don't eat me 650 00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:34,480 Yeah, we ate others 651 00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:39,680 No, why would you eat others they put in pile 652 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:41,840 We eat 653 00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:44,160 one of them begins to move over and is like 654 00:54:44,860 --> 00:54:46,860 nosing through the refuse 655 00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:49,440 You find key 656 00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:53,200 It stops and looks back at you never mind 657 00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:58,240 And goes back to going through the piles 658 00:55:01,039 --> 00:55:04,320 I have this very delicious stinky cheese 659 00:55:07,039 --> 00:55:09,039 Is small but very delicious 660 00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:16,400 Small need more and then begins to walk over to another pile of refuse and nosing through it 661 00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,320 You hear the clacking of 662 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:28,800 Bones flint at the wall you were watching there where the skeleton disappeared and you see the heads of two skeletons 663 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,280 uh begin to enter the room 664 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,320 while these uh otx are 665 00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:42,400 Nosing through this refuse they haven't explicitly said they're looking for the key, but you get a feeling that that's what they're doing 666 00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:51,059 Um, I guess I should tell uh flint and thea what's going on because they are not hearing this telepathic conversation 667 00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:57,519 They I I think they are looking for the key they want food they want more food. What else do we have? 668 00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:02,080 Good question. Um 669 00:56:02,159 --> 00:56:08,639 I mean, I look in my pack. I mean we certainly all have like rations rations and food with us 670 00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:14,880 Yeah, like any prized christmas hams that maybe I forgot about in my stack 671 00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:19,360 Maybe you seem like a man who carried like a lot of meat around with him, you know 672 00:56:19,679 --> 00:56:24,480 That is certainly true a lot of cured meat. Yeah like flint's turkey legs 673 00:56:25,519 --> 00:56:29,199 The two skeletons at this point you see that they're carrying 674 00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:31,840 um 675 00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:33,840 piles of 676 00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:41,360 like animal carcass and like plant like decaying plant refuse and 677 00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:43,760 um 678 00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:50,880 That type of material and they walk to the center of this room and both of them drop it without paying any attention to you 679 00:56:51,519 --> 00:56:53,519 And turn and leave the room 680 00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:56,960 And the otx stop turn 681 00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:02,559 Uh to the material and run over to it and say they brought more food no job 682 00:57:04,639 --> 00:57:07,199 And they begin eating the material I made this food come 683 00:57:08,079 --> 00:57:12,800 You asked for food. I asked for key. You look for key. I make food appear 684 00:57:14,559 --> 00:57:17,440 Um, how does the magic carpet work? 685 00:57:17,599 --> 00:57:20,800 Like if it were to have if you were to have to make a dexterity saving throw 686 00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:22,880 Would it be you that would have to make that? 687 00:57:23,599 --> 00:57:28,000 I think so that makes sense. She controls the carpet. Yeah, so um 688 00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:37,200 It moves according to my spoken direction, okay, so it's a deck. Yeah, so i'm controlling a deck saving throw then 689 00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:49,200 Nat 20 fuck yeah plus three and I get a plus one on save so 24 690 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,120 Uh 691 00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:54,880 Right before this tentacle jumps out at you the otx says 692 00:57:55,360 --> 00:58:02,080 Go find better more food and then this tentacle snaps out trying to grab the magic carpet, but you whip back 693 00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:04,240 So 694 00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:06,000 You want more food? 695 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:09,680 I bring good more bigger food. You give me key 696 00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:16,320 Yes, like this food and they are eating the food that the skeleton brought it or food quote unquote 697 00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:17,920 Yeah 698 00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:25,119 Um, it's the only exit this like crack in the wall where the skeletons are emerging to and from you would have seen 699 00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:30,159 I like that. We're going on a side quest of our side quest of our side. Oh, yeah 700 00:58:31,119 --> 00:58:33,200 A lot of side questing happening here 701 00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:36,240 um 702 00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:40,320 Yeah, there's uh, so off to uh the right in the room 703 00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:45,280 you saw where the skeletons were coming to and from off to the left flint thea and 704 00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:50,960 Manix you would have by this point seen that there is a another opening off into the left 705 00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:54,560 They want more food bigger food rotten dead food 706 00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:56,800 oh 707 00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,080 um 708 00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:02,240 Do we go forward try to kill creature bring creature back give to them or 709 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:06,320 Do we go back the way we came get giant dead ogres? 710 00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:08,800 Oh 711 00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:10,800 How do we get them back here? 712 00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:13,920 I don't know. What's a dead ogre way ross 713 00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:18,639 Give me the weight on a dead ogre or the dead or the giant creature. Yeah 714 00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,920 Oh the apple probably like five or six hundred pounds 715 00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:25,920 Then that's no problem. The magic carpet can carry 800 pounds. Shit 716 00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:30,400 You suck should have been like one million pounds sucker 717 00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:33,840 But I don't know if we want to go back 718 00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:36,960 If we want to go back past the beholder 719 00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:42,480 Past the creatures get large dead thing and bring here 720 00:59:44,079 --> 00:59:46,079 If 721 00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:47,680 I mean 722 00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:49,599 If that's how we get the key 723 00:59:49,599 --> 00:59:51,519 Should we all go? 724 00:59:51,519 --> 00:59:54,400 Will there be room to carry it back on the magic carpet? 725 00:59:55,280 --> 01:00:01,360 I will state that the cavern to get into oh shit was really small layer became very small 726 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:06,480 Right. Oh, we can't get big things. That is a good reminder. Thank you. Um 727 01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:11,039 That would have sucked to go back there pick up the body bring in then russ being like nah 728 01:00:11,039 --> 01:00:15,119 Bro, the opening describes it as you have to squeeze back through this cavern 729 01:00:16,159 --> 01:00:19,279 It up into little pieces first 730 01:00:20,159 --> 01:00:26,079 There's that um, there's a whole episode of us. Just just cutting up mutilating bodies do 731 01:00:27,199 --> 01:00:32,400 Like I can conjure like I know that's what I was just i'm just looking at my spells to see what I do 732 01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:37,599 I bring an animal into this world just to be eaten by one of these things like 733 01:00:37,759 --> 01:00:38,960 Like 734 01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:45,219 It feels it feels really wrong doesn't seem like a super druidy thing to do well flint. That's really judgmental 735 01:00:46,079 --> 01:00:50,099 I don't tell you how to be a fighter. Well, uh, I mean, what's the plan? 736 01:00:57,199 --> 01:01:01,699 The song long road ahead is by Kavin mcleod of incompetech.film music.io 737 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:06,960 All other music and sound effects can be found at epidemic sound.com or boom library.com 738 01:01:07,199 --> 01:01:14,800 A huge thank you to our supporting producers gabriel lynch joshua dixon cat water flame devin michaels jacob madden christian brown 739 01:01:15,039 --> 01:01:21,619 stevie jessica babyuk and darylith to find out more about how you can support Dumbgeons and Dragons visit us at Patreon.com 740 01:01:22,079 --> 01:01:28,000 Slash dumb dragon cast where you can have exclusive access to 50 plus hours of bonus audio content 741 01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:32,720 Create in-game NPCs and items as well as play games with the cast 742 01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:38,480 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. Have a great week and we'll talk soon. Yeah 743 01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:43,440 Really your highness kind of thing like minotaur and a strap on there 744 01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:45,680 Okay 745 01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:46,880 Whoa 746 01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:48,880 Wow, the fucking will begin 747 01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:56,640 Hold is this the fuck room? No, maybe it's dark. Uh, let's play who's in my mouth 748 01:01:57,039 --> 01:01:59,039 Uh 749 01:02:01,279 --> 01:02:03,279 Do I do I smell any weird 750 01:02:05,359 --> 01:02:10,239 Jesus christ you guys go into a fuck room one time and you don't even bring me 751 01:02:11,839 --> 01:02:17,279 Is all around you now based on your hand motions i'm imagining it's a castanet no i'm just 752 01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:22,480 A tiny mariachi band surrounded by flamenco dancers. It's incredible 753 01:02:22,559 --> 01:02:27,199 We feel them whooshing past us in beautiful spins, what if he was your guy? 754 01:02:28,719 --> 01:02:31,360 Um, then i'd probably be like what? 755 01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:37,679 DJ i'm gonna give aiden a call after this 756 01:02:38,639 --> 01:02:42,719 Every single family needs to start calling me a beautiful creature. That's right 757 01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:45,360 And be really weird about it. Yes 758 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,199 winks 759 01:02:47,199 --> 01:02:48,559 tongue licks 760 01:02:48,639 --> 01:02:53,440 Fingers tapping together you beautiful creature. I don't know. This is all horrible 761 01:02:54,719 --> 01:02:58,079 It's almost your anniversary. So please give him these hot tips 762 01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:04,000 So many hot tips if you want to make it 10 years like we have just had my 10 year anniversary, buddy 763 01:03:04,799 --> 01:03:06,799 Here's what you gotta do. Let me give you some advice 764 01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:09,360 May I ask what happened? 765 01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:14,639 I can't remember what the first fucking question was. Hold on. He was they were gonna say something 766 01:03:15,599 --> 01:03:18,239 Oh, right. I'm sorry. I interrupted you. Yeah 767 01:03:19,599 --> 01:03:22,879 You just asked if yen bull turns around right away. Yeah. I know 768 01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:29,279 Yeah, I was gonna do like a like a says something cool. Oh, i'm sorry. It's all right. It's gone 769 01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:34,239 Um, I mean just note this as a part where you want that to happen 770 01:03:34,559 --> 01:03:40,079 Yeah, and when you remember at like 11 35 editing it say something cool 771 01:03:40,639 --> 01:03:42,319 cool 772 01:03:42,319 --> 01:03:44,319 and then the beholder's just like 773 01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:45,920 Something cool 774 01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:47,680 sup bitches 775 01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:49,360 You did it 776 01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:52,800 It sounds so out of place though to fight shango bar 777 01:03:54,880 --> 01:04:00,900 Shang shango boy shango boy. Dumbgeons and Dragons is a dumb dragons production