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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons

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I grab him by the shoulder. Don't you miss the adventure, Shu?

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I do miss the adventure, Tully. And yes, it is a big sword, boot.

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Like I said, I know that you're risking... I don't want you to get in trouble or lose your job.

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No, I'm not worried about that. I can find another job in a heartbeat.

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Let's leave the way!

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We leave through the actual door. I assume exchanging looks of concern.

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And I whisper back, like, we'll take care of him. He'll be fine. Poor guy.

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He might be a good lookout. It'll be fine.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your Dungeon Master, Russ More.

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And with me today is Carla Maxted.

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That is me. I play Glim or do I play Slim? Both. Glim as Slim.

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And Amy More.

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That's me and I play Sully or is it Tully?

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Gonna find out. And last but not least, Tom Laird.

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And I play Boot. But usually Moot.

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Just the conversion is complete. Just Boot now.

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You know, be the change you want to see in the world.

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To really become one with the character.

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That's right.

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We need more boots in the world.

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Need more boot?

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This boot is made for walk-in.

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Ho! That's just what we're gonna do on this boat with our new friend ShoeLeftHand

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who is a NPC who has contributed to us by one of our patrons, John Creighton.

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Thank you, John. Thanks, John.

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When you are a patron at the in-world tier, you can suggest NPCs and items

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for our characters to run across and acquire.

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And we would love to have you over there.

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Patreon.com slash dumbdragoncast.

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When you are a patron, you also get an episode dedicated to you.

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Like today's patron, Deesa.

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Thanks, Deesa.

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Thank you, Deesa.

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Thank you.

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And now, after you go check that out, Patreon.com slash dumbdragoncast.

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Fuck it! Let's play D&D!

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You know, you're standing on the dock, looking up at the ship.

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You've had a moment to kind of survey the scene,

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see if you can see anybody walking to, fro, anywhere around.

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There are two gangplanks that you can walk up to from the dock.

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On the deck of the ship, you can see two or three people walking perimeters

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doing routine checks, from what you can tell.

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We see the four silhouetted figures standing, looking up at the golden dragon.

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How big is the ship? You said it was a big ship, but like...

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That is what I said.

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Like, when we're standing on the dock, we can see onto the deck, like...

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Yeah, how tall is the ship?

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So the gangplank goes up at, you know, like...

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It's quite tall.

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A 30-degree angle or...

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More like a 45.

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That'd be a very steep angle.

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It's quite steep.

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Yeah, maybe like 25, 30 degrees.

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This is not super duper tall.

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Not super tall.

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Tall enough, though.

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Like, it's long and wide.

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Not super tall.

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You can see port windows that lead you to believe that there is

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one lower deck that you can justify.

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And the two gangplanks are, like, equidistant along the body of the boat?

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So it's not like...

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There's not a front door and a back door.

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There's just two mid-deck gangplanks.

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Yes, exactly.

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As you're kind of surveying what you're looking at, Shu speaks up,

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and he's like, and they've got...

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There's, like, when they offload, there's a thing at the back there

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where the cargo comes out, like a big door.

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Like a chute?

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Well, no, like a door that opens and you can pull things out of.

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Like a garage?

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What's a garage?

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It's something where the door goes up and you can put things in it.

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Then, yeah, it's exactly like a garage.

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I don't know where the open switch is, if it has a switch

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or if it's like a lever or if it's a...

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You just push it.

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Well, we'll see it on our tour, I guess, right?

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I guess you'll see it on your tour.

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All right, so where do you want me set up for...

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you've probably been on, like, a million boats, so...

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Where do you think...

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Or would, like, the coolest stuff be?

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Well, what kind...

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I mean, whatever.

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Front door, back door, I don't know.

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The way this one looks like it's designed

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is maybe there's, like, a staircase up at the...

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so we can see all, like, the cool merch

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and stuff that there's...

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Well, it doesn't go up.

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You're a funny guy.

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See, you're right.

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But, like, that's where they keep all the cool stuff.

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What kind of cool stuff are you looking for?

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I don't know, just cool stuff.

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Just, like, boat stuff, ship things.

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all were, like, wizardy stuff and stuff.

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Like, I ain't never seen stuff like that before.

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You're looking for the...

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for the cargo.

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Yeah, the cool stuff.

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Oh, well, that's at the back.

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I said the...

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That's the cool stuff.

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Well, I mean, we're really easily entertained.

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So we could, like, start at the back

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and then move our way forward in our tour?

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Yeah, if you can get down there at the back.

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I don't know what kind of access points

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they have to get down below deck.

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judging where they keep coming up and down.

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There's a staircase there,

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but I don't see anybody disappear in midship.

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Doesn't mean there's not some sort of

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porthole or anything, but...

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A portal?

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Tully doesn't like portals.

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I really don't.

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No, a port, porthole.

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Oh, a hole on the port side.

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Oh, okay, porthole, not portal.

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Right, right, right, right.

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Okay, cool.

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I mean, you're used to, like, being out here

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on the dock and looking casual

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and just, like, looking at your clipboard.

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Tully nonchAlydint and stuff.

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Kicking his feet.

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Being totally cool and chill and, like...

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You know, like a dock specialist.

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So probably you don't really...

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kind of in front of the boat.

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You don't need to be, like,

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in front of that specific gangplank

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where we're gonna go up, right?

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Sure.

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You just need to, like, look normal.

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Hey, are you an artist?

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Am I an artist?

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Like, pictures?

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Paintings?

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No, more like sketches.

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Sketches, caricatures?

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Well, I was just...

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Why was you thinking?

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Like, as you're out here,

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because it might just...

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I mean, no one's gonna say anything,

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because, I mean, it's you.

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piece of blank paper,

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maybe start drawing the boat.

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Maybe you might find something,

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like, really fulfilling in that.

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Right?

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Then maybe I could trade somebody for it.

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Oh.

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Like, I could trade them the picture.

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For sure.

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Something.

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Like, money.

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Totally.

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like, undercover thing.

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What are you doing out here?

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Just sketching the boat.

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You awesome guy.

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Just sketching the ins and outs

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of this boat here.

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No, not the ins and outs.

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Just, like, the beautiful curvature

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of the lines of the boat.

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And the sunset,

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the dusky sky at the back.

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Right, yeah.

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Be an art...

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Shape.

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Yeah, like, artistic stuff.

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That's right.

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Shape.

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Be the artiologist.

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An artiologist.

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It's a new...

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I haven't heard of that job before.

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doc specialist.

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Totally.

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Artiologist.

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Artiologist.

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Doc specialist.

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Yeah, maybe you're a DSA now

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instead of just a DS.

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Dang.

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Getting a longer title

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out of this whole thing.

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Shoes...

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What did we call our group?

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Shoes Four?

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Shoes...

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Shoes Crew.

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Shoes Crew.

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Shoes Crew.

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Shoes Crew.

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I forgot from when we walked

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over here.

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Yeah, well, it was kind of

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a long walk.

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I'm still surprised

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you three aren't as

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drink as I am.

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Well, I do that whole thing

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where I have one

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and then I have

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a lot of water

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and then I have one

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and then I have

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a lot of water

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because I learned

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that if I throw up

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all over...

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all over Boots Boots

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over here,

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he gets kind of mad.

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He gets so mad.

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He's a real chill dude

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until you throw up

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all over him.

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He does seem chill.

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True.

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Chill dude.

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All right.

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Well, I try not to

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throw up on your Boots Boots.

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Boots.

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I mean, all I can do

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is ask that you try.

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I will try.

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I'm going to...

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You got your pencil.

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He pulls out his clipboard.

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And so he starts

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looking at the ship

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but not looking at the ship

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and like sketching

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and looking over his shoulder.

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Man, you look so fucking natural.

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Thank you.

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I'm going to just

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try and blend in here.

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I mean, you don't have to

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try that hard.

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You belong here.

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Don't over-sell it.

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You work here.

293
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Hey, yeah, I work here.

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I work here.

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You don't need to yell though.

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That's all right.

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Because now you're just

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drawing attention to yourself.

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Okay, let's go you guys.

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Do we want to go

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all up one plank

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or should we

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go separately?

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I don't know.

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Maybe stay together.

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I don't know.

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I think we should stay together

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because it's a pretty big boat.

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And what if we go in the back

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and then we find like

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all the stuff right away

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and then one person's up there

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and...

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Fair enough.

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That'd be silly.

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Okay.

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Good point.

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Good idea, Slim.

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Let's go.

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We sneak up toward the back.

321
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We want to go

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up the plank.

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Yeah, near more

324
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where the cargo would be.

325
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Okay.

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You go up the plank

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more near the back of the ship.

328
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Everybody make a

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stealth roll.

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I mean, you've been watching this.

331
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Yeah, make a straight stealth roll.

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I mean, I assume we'll wait

333
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and we're like,

334
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if there's guards walking around,

335
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we wait until they're not

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standing right there.

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We've established that you've

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been watching the rotation.

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Well, we've been watching

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this boat since it docked.

341
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Yes.

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Also true.

343
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20.

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17.

345
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No, do I have a plus?

346
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I do not.

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17.

348
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So that's a 16 for me.

349
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All right.

350
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You get up to the top

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of the plank

352
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and kind of peek your heads over.

353
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You watch and you see...

354
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You time it just so that

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you see one of the crew

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kind of walking down to the far end.

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And once you're up to the top,

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you see that there's a bit of a rise

359
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to another platform.

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Everybody make an investigation.

361
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Investigation.

362
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You're not going to be able to

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sit there for very long.

364
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Perception.

365
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That's a three.

366
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Perceptigation.

367
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That's a seven.

368
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Oh, that's a 19.

369
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Thank God.

370
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So the three of you get up

371
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and you're quickly surveying around.

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You see this rise that kind of

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is like right in front of where

374
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the plank comes onto the ship,

375
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about 10 feet over.

376
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Then there's a bit of a run down

377
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to where the wheel is

378
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and the mast in the center of the ship.

379
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I'm going to assume that you're going to run

380
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kind of over to there

381
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because that's where cover is.

382
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And as you're going over,

383
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you notice that there are two

384
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hidden doors, for lack of a better term,

385
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in the floor as you kind of

386
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as you're back up against where this

387
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where the steering wheel is.

388
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And you hear footsteps coming up

389
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000
from the front,

390
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,000
walking back towards your position.

391
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Are we sheltered from where

392
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000
this person's walking?

393
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Like if we're,

394
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are they on the other side of it

395
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000
compared to where we are?

396
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Yes.

397
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So they're walking up the far side

398
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from where you were standing

399
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and coming aboard.

400
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000
But yeah, there's like a five foot rise.

401
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So you're all kind of hunched duck down.

402
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So no one can see you currently,

403
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but Moot, you see those two

404
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doors in the floor.

405
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I make like the shush motion

406
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and then I point at the doors in the floor

407
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and I kind of give like a

408
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shrug, like should we go for this?

409
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Mm hmm.

410
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And then I feel like we maybe like

411
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exchange glances and then like

412
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000
Nod.

413
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,000
Thumbs up.

414
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,000
Yeah.

415
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000
I point to

416
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,000
glim

417
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,000
and then I make strong muscle.

418
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000
Oh, right.

419
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,000
Yep.

420
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,000
Because you might be the one

421
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,000
who would lift it.

422
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,000
Okay.

423
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,000
Because, you know, usually they're

424
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made of solid wood and are heavy,

425
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000
I would assume.

426
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000
Yeah, it's probably probably

427
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,000
just dead lifting from the ground.

428
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,000
It's probably heavy.

429
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,000
Yeah.

430
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000
You do that in your sleep.

431
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000
That's right.

432
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000
And if it doesn't let go

433
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000
of your donkey, you can always

434
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000
blast it in the face.

435
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,000
Always an option.

436
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,000
Always an option.

437
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000
Let's light it on fire.

438
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000
Okay.

439
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000
Sorry.

440
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000
You're going for the doors.

441
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000
I say your stealth roles are

442
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000
were high enough that you can get.

443
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000
So you're going for the starboard

444
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000
or port side?

445
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000
I assume.

446
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000
I guess what I was picturing

447
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000
is we came up onto the port side

448
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000
of the boat.

449
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000
Is that?

450
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000
You came up on the starboard side.

451
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000
Starboard side.

452
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,000
Usually right side of the boat docks.

453
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000
I'm learning so much.

454
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,000
It's going to be very nautical

455
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,000
because if you're looking at the

456
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,000
front of the ship, it's the right side.

457
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000
So they're so they're

458
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,000
equidistant from the current

459
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000
position where you are.

460
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,000
You're kind of in the middle of

461
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000
the boat.

462
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000
Steering wheel behind you.

463
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,000
Mast going up.

464
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000
Person walking is coming up the

465
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,000
port side from the bow.

466
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,000
So equidistant from you kind of

467
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000
between this rise that you saw

468
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000
and the steering wheel are the

469
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000
two doors in the floor.

470
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000
One on the port, one on the

471
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000
starboard.

472
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000
Well, if the person is on the

473
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,000
port side, then I assume we're

474
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000
going to try and open the one

475
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,000
on the starboard side, it seems

476
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000
like.

477
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000
You pop it open.

478
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000
It kind of creaks a little bit,

479
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000
but not much more than just the

480
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,000
sound of the ship rocking against

481
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000
the dock.

482
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000
And it's a ladder that goes

483
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000
down to the deck below.

484
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,000
You go down, followed by.

485
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000
I'll go second.

486
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,000
OK, Moot goes second.

487
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000
Sully, make a stealth roll

488
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000
because you're up the longest.

489
00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:01,000
Oh, I'm glad I went second.

490
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000
Oh, it's a nat 20.

491
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000
You've got that good decks.

492
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,000
27.

493
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000
And as Moot's going down, you

494
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000
like practically are like right

495
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000
on top of him.

496
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,000
Getting a shoulder ride down.

497
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000
But I've turned into a sheep

498
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000
again and he is riding me

499
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,000
every time.

500
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000
But getting in right behind

501
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000
them, pulling the door closed

502
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000
and just as the door closed,

503
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000
the footsteps come up the

504
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,000
side and you see a crewman

505
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,000
looking to the side and then

506
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000
walking back down doing his

507
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000
patrol.

508
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000
You swiftly move down the

509
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,000
ladder and come down into a

510
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:37,000
hallway that moves bow to

511
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,000
stern and there are several

512
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000
door.

513
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000
Yeah, several you can see in

514
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000
some of them.

515
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000
There are several open doors

516
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,000
that look like they are just

517
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,000
cots sleeping quarters that

518
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000
extend at least on the

519
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000
starboard side that you are

520
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000
on from your location.

521
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000
This hallway goes and it

522
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000
kind of looks like a dead

523
00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,000
end that at least turns

524
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000
towards the bow and then

525
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,000
a more open area that extends

526
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,000
to the back.

527
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000
I mean, we could have maybe

528
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000
like popped into the hall,

529
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000
saw that it all looked like

530
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000
sleeping quarters and then

531
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000
kept going because we know

532
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000
we're looking for like a

533
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,000
cargo hold, right?

534
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000
I agree.

535
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000
So yeah, you check out this

536
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000
deck and then you keep going

537
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000
down the ladder.

538
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000
Everybody make a perception

539
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000
check as you're going down.

540
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,000
I'm not very perceptive.

541
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000
Four.

542
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,000
Fourteen.

543
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,000
Oh, it's a 17.

544
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,000
It should be all right

545
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000
regardless of bonus.

546
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,000
OK, Glim, you're still first

547
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000
going down.

548
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,000
I think so.

549
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,000
You're quickly but cautiously

550
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000
going down the ladder

551
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000
further down into the cargo.

552
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,000
What you can see now as the

553
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,000
cargo deck.

554
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000
As you step down, you feel

555
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000
kind of a pressure on your

556
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000
foot and you stop before you

557
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000
step completely and you lift

558
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000
it.

559
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000
And there is a trip wire on

560
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:03,000
the last rung of the ladder.

561
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:07,000
Guys, bottom step.

562
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000
Don't step on the bottom step,

563
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000
OK?

564
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000
What did she say?

565
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000
No bottom step.

566
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,000
No bottom step.

567
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,000
You want my bottom out of

568
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,000
your face?

569
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000
What?

570
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000
No, no.

571
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000
I mean, yes, but no, the

572
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000
bottom step is don't step

573
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000
on it.

574
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000
OK.

575
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000
And I get off the ladder so

576
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:28,000
my friends can continue down.

577
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000
You step off.

578
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000
And as everybody steps down

579
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000
and begins to survey the

580
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000
scene that they are in, it

581
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000
is the area you come down

582
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,000
into is wide open.

583
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000
Further back, there are

584
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000
crates.

585
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000
And even further back than

586
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000
that, you see cages and

587
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,000
like slatted boxes that you

588
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,000
can see scrolls or rolled

589
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,000
up and rolled up maps.

590
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000
You see different crates

591
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,000
filled with grains, casks of

592
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,000
wine, stacks of lumber

593
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000
further back into the cargo

594
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,000
area.

595
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,000
If you begin walking

596
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000
around.

597
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000
I say cautiously.

598
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000
So I guess basically it's all

599
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
just like an open, big

600
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000
storage room.

601
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,000
Yes.

602
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000
I want to look for traps

603
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000
as I walk around.

604
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,000
Just to be safe.

605
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000
Are you investigating for

606
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000
traps?

607
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,000
Sure.

608
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000
Yeah.

609
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,000
As I'm looking at box

610
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:36,000
tops.

611
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000
The 14.

612
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000
The 14.

613
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,000
The 14.

614
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000
14 starts with a D.

615
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000
You're looking around all at

616
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000
the boxes.

617
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000
You don't find any traps

618
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000
beyond the one that Glim

619
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000
notified you of.

620
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000
Do you do anything with that

621
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000
trap or do you leave it as

622
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000
is?

623
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000
I think we probably just

624
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000
leave it as is now that we

625
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000
know that it's there.

626
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,000
Can we tell what kind of trap

627
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000
it is?

628
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,000
Is it attached to like

629
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000
there are going to be bolts

630
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
that shoot out at us or is it

631
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000
fire?

632
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Does it look like it would be

633
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000
like unleash a canister of

634
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000
poison?

635
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000
Just in case we trip into it

636
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
because who knows because

637
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000
it's us.

638
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000
It's true.

639
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000
I want to know what's

640
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000
coming our way.

641
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,000
We could just trip.

642
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000
We could literally trip the

643
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000
trip wire.

644
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,000
Yeah.

645
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000
You follow the trip wire and

646
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,000
it leads back to a mechanism

647
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,000
that is often to the wall

648
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
behind where the ladder stops

649
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,000
down and it looks like it has

650
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000
a mechanism that when

651
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,000
released you find that

652
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,000
blades come out of a plank

653
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000
and it looks like it would

654
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,000
line up with your shins.

655
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000
Ouch.

656
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000
Talk about a bad day,

657
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
right?

658
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,000
I can't afford to be any

659
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000
shorter.

660
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000
I don't want to die.

661
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000
That's crotch height for me,

662
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,000
you guys.

663
00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:02,000
That's no good.

664
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000
Okay.

665
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,000
So we need.

666
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Okay.

667
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,000
So we're looking for a

668
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,000
circlet,

669
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,000
six alchemical jugs with a

670
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:16,000
Steinadegon on it and then

671
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000
some herbs.

672
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000
Yeah.

673
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000
Okay.

674
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000
So it's probably not any of

675
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000
the big ones with grain.

676
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000
At least let's not start

677
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:30,000
there and probably not like

678
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000
in a cage,

679
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000
although I'm a bit nervous

680
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000
about what's in those.

681
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000
Probably in like some

682
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000
crates maybe.

683
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000
Yeah.

684
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,000
Like it's going to be like

685
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000
boxes inside a box,

686
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,000
right?

687
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000
Okay.

688
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000
Yeah.

689
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000
Are they labeled?

690
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000
Can I look at some crates

691
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
and see if they're labeled?

692
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,000
Because that would make it

693
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,000
very easy.

694
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000
It would make it easy.

695
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,000
For the love of God.

696
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000
And for them as well.

697
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,000
Yeah.

698
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,000
No, I didn't mean for us,

699
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000
like for sure for us,

700
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000
but I mean unloading them

701
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000
if they had to crack the top off.

702
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000
Send them to different places.

703
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000
Exactly.

704
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000
They are labeled.

705
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000
They are labeled with

706
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,000
merchant names.

707
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000
That also makes sense.

708
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,000
Oh, right.

709
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Right?

710
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
Like where they're going.

711
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,000
And as you're kind of

712
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
looking and moving,

713
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000
cautiously moving about

714
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,000
the cargo hold,

715
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000
you hear a noise

716
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000
coming from back

717
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000
and towards the cages.

718
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000
It's like a low,

719
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,000
like brrrrrrr.

720
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000
Mm-mm.

721
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000
Nope.

722
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000
What do you,

723
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000
what do you think that is?

724
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000
I think it's a cage.

725
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000
Do you think that's someone

726
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000
who works here,

727
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,000
or it's a wild animal

728
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,000
in a cage?

729
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000
Yeah, I think it's a cage

730
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000
full of nope.

731
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000
If it's someone who works here,

732
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000
I think they're sleeping

733
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000
one off.

734
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000
Yeah.

735
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000
Um, okay.

736
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,000
Okay.

737
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000
So these are only labeled

738
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000
with people's names,

739
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000
and I guess one person

740
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000
could probably have a

741
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,000
random assortment of orders

742
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000
inside the crate.

743
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000
So maybe we should start

744
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000
just opening some of these up

745
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:04,000
and seeing what's inside.

746
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000
I guess.

747
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000
I don't know what else to do.

748
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000
I think we just have to

749
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000
get our hands dirty

750
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000
with this one.

751
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000
I take out one of my daggers,

752
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,000
and I carefully try to open up

753
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,000
a crate nearest me.

754
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,000
You're trying to open it

755
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000
so that it doesn't either break

756
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,000
or make a noise.

757
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000
Yeah.

758
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,000
Sleight of hands.

759
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,000
Sleight of hand.

760
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,000
Yep.

761
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000
Nineteen.

762
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000
Yeah, you nimbly pop the lid

763
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000
on this first crate,

764
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000
and inside of it,

765
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:37,000
you see clay jugs from the top.

766
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,000
Oh, I carefully lift one out

767
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,000
to see if it has a sign

768
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000
or a symbol on it.

769
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,000
Yeah, this scraping,

770
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,000
sliding sound of clay against clay.

771
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000
I like that sound.

772
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,000
Which makes that...

773
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000
So everyone knows.

774
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000
Which makes that noise

775
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000
that you heard at the back

776
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,000
go again like that...

777
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000
Oh, Jesus.

778
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000
It's chicken.

779
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,000
Is it chicken?

780
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,000
What's happening?

781
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,000
And you lift it,

782
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:07,000
and you cross-check the list

783
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000
that Charmy gave you.

784
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000
And the sign of Dagen

785
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:16,000
Again, looks like two rotund hills.

786
00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:17,000
Boobies.

787
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,519
With interned peaks.

788
00:24:20,519 --> 00:24:21,339
Nipples.

789
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:26,599
Floating on three waves.

790
00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:28,319
And that's what you see on the jugs.

791
00:24:28,319 --> 00:24:31,559
Oh, guys, take a look at my jugs.

792
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,119
Those are some good jugs.

793
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:35,200
I found the jugs.

794
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,359
Are those what we're looking for?

795
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:37,200
Yes.

796
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:39,920
Is there six of them there?

797
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,200
Yes, there are.

798
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,320
How big are the jugs?

799
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:49,000
Are they like small, like, oh my God.

800
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:49,840
Microphone.

801
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:50,660
We can be able to carry these out of here.

802
00:24:50,660 --> 00:24:52,519
Are they like maple syrup jugs?

803
00:24:52,519 --> 00:24:54,680
No, they're larger jugs.

804
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:55,840
Son of a bitch.

805
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,400
Like gallon jugs.

806
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:01,120
Was I given a bag of holding from her by any chance?

807
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,180
That cunt.

808
00:25:07,180 --> 00:25:08,759
Maybe we should just put all the stuff

809
00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:11,960
that we find over by the bottom of the stairs.

810
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,839
I assume the jugs have something in them.

811
00:25:14,839 --> 00:25:16,879
Oh, I thought maybe they were in sloshing.

812
00:25:16,879 --> 00:25:17,720
I also thought they were empty.

813
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,200
I thought like maybe this was a vessel used

814
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,240
for magic shit.

815
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,440
No, they're, they appear to be filled with liquid.

816
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:25,720
Oh great, so they're heavy.

817
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,160
Okay, all right.

818
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,920
Maybe we should put the stuff we find

819
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:30,400
over by where we want to go

820
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:31,640
and then we'll collect it all.

821
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,240
And then when we need to go, we can take it all.

822
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,839
That's a great idea.

823
00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:37,759
I look around.

824
00:25:37,759 --> 00:25:40,799
Do I see a burlap sack or three anywhere?

825
00:25:40,799 --> 00:25:42,359
Odds you do, evens you don't.

826
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,240
Yes.

827
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,279
You do.

828
00:25:45,279 --> 00:25:48,599
Hey guys, look, there's some burlap bags over here.

829
00:25:48,599 --> 00:25:51,099
Okay, I'll put two in one, two in the other,

830
00:25:51,099 --> 00:25:52,119
two in the other.

831
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:54,259
And you're right, let's put these to the side

832
00:25:54,259 --> 00:25:55,960
and just keep filling our bags.

833
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,879
And that way one person doesn't have to carry

834
00:25:57,879 --> 00:26:00,680
six of these jugs, they're heavy.

835
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:02,559
Okay, I'm going to attempt to open

836
00:26:02,559 --> 00:26:05,920
the case that's nearest me to see what's inside.

837
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,160
Okay.

838
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,440
Is it a case that's nearest you?

839
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,040
I guess I'll do the sully method

840
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,400
and also go with a dagger.

841
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,420
Sure, go sleight of hand.

842
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:15,279
Okay.

843
00:26:15,279 --> 00:26:16,100
Worked for me.

844
00:26:17,279 --> 00:26:22,279
That is a seven, but Russ, I'm gonna reroll that

845
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:27,440
with one of my traits, which is tides of chaos.

846
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,720
Once per long rest, you gain an advantage

847
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,200
on one attack roll, ability check, or saving throw.

848
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,240
Before you regain use of this feature,

849
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,360
the DM can have you roll on the wild magic

850
00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:40,440
certain table after you cast a first level or higher spell.

851
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,680
So basically, if you cast a spell at this point,

852
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,680
I can just have you roll.

853
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:45,560
For wild magic.

854
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:49,200
First level or higher, I can cast cantrips.

855
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,560
I mean, we did that anyways.

856
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:51,580
I don't see how that.

857
00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:54,400
Yeah, but I mean, now it's like,

858
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,600
it's implied that it will happen

859
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:57,840
regardless of my next spell.

860
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,240
It triggers, I see, got it.

861
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,000
Well, I have to roll, so like.

862
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,320
But you roll, no, you're rolling

863
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,040
on the wild magic table, though.

864
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:05,880
Yes.

865
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:06,720
I think it happens.

866
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:10,160
So I guess if you make a first level spell or higher.

867
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,000
You have to take your wild magic wildest.

868
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,960
You gotta take a wild magic surge.

869
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:14,800
That's exciting.

870
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,000
This reroll better be worth it, y'all.

871
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:17,840
Is it?

872
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:18,660
Oh, it's a nat 20.

873
00:27:18,660 --> 00:27:19,500
Oh, fuck yeah.

874
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,320
You're sneaky as shit.

875
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,880
Okay, yeah, you take a dagger

876
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,280
and creak open one of these crates,

877
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,780
hearing another noise from the back.

878
00:27:29,780 --> 00:27:32,400
Rr, rr, rr, rr, rr.

879
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,700
I'm guessing frog chicken.

880
00:27:33,740 --> 00:27:37,039
The name on the crate is Flows.

881
00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:40,460
And it's just a bunch of tampons.

882
00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:44,140
No, and inside you see a bunch of burlap bags,

883
00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:47,900
like smaller bags, and inside of them

884
00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:51,420
you can kind of feel herbs or leaves

885
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:55,740
or that sort of thing, and they are not labeled.

886
00:27:57,279 --> 00:27:59,799
Will I know what they are by smell?

887
00:27:59,799 --> 00:28:01,819
Make a nature chat.

888
00:28:01,819 --> 00:28:04,059
Or maybe like a visual.

889
00:28:04,059 --> 00:28:05,299
Yeah, gonna need a nature check

890
00:28:05,299 --> 00:28:07,539
for anybody trying to determine herbs.

891
00:28:07,539 --> 00:28:11,019
Make a smell-o-gram check.

892
00:28:11,019 --> 00:28:12,579
Okay, I just rolled another nat 20.

893
00:28:12,579 --> 00:28:15,659
What the hell? You know all the herbs.

894
00:28:15,659 --> 00:28:19,339
No, this is what he does, don't you remember?

895
00:28:19,339 --> 00:28:20,619
All the 20s are for him.

896
00:28:20,619 --> 00:28:22,700
Yep, okay, yeah.

897
00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:24,619
But like, yay, smelling things real well.

898
00:28:24,619 --> 00:28:26,939
Yeah, your nose is so.

899
00:28:26,939 --> 00:28:30,099
Describe to me why moot knows so much about these herbs

900
00:28:30,100 --> 00:28:31,860
and how you go about determining

901
00:28:31,860 --> 00:28:34,580
which ones are the Dream Flake,

902
00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:35,420
what else did I write down?

903
00:28:35,420 --> 00:28:37,420
Sitara, goji leaves, and sticks root.

904
00:28:37,420 --> 00:28:38,940
I also had Sun Drop written down here,

905
00:28:38,940 --> 00:28:39,980
which was in the original one,

906
00:28:39,980 --> 00:28:42,580
but still, that doesn't really matter at this point.

907
00:28:42,580 --> 00:28:44,580
Okay, question, Russ, are they all different

908
00:28:44,580 --> 00:28:47,980
or are they all the same?

909
00:28:47,980 --> 00:28:49,300
Of the ones you're going through,

910
00:28:49,300 --> 00:28:51,700
there are several different ones.

911
00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:54,540
Like it's a big crate filled with these bags.

912
00:28:54,540 --> 00:28:56,060
Little satchel, sachets.

913
00:28:56,060 --> 00:28:57,260
Yep.

914
00:28:57,259 --> 00:28:58,779
Okay.

915
00:28:58,779 --> 00:29:02,660
Well, back at home, old man Barclay

916
00:29:02,660 --> 00:29:04,619
would often have me and my siblings

917
00:29:04,619 --> 00:29:07,299
go out and gather him supplies

918
00:29:07,299 --> 00:29:09,500
for the gin and various other alcohols

919
00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:12,220
he would make with his homemade still.

920
00:29:12,220 --> 00:29:14,980
So moot's pretty familiar with a lot of these

921
00:29:14,980 --> 00:29:19,980
included in that sticks root, goji leaves, and Sun Drop.

922
00:29:20,660 --> 00:29:22,460
So he knows those three real well

923
00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:24,900
and can probably fake the other two if need be.

924
00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:26,259
Okay, yeah, you're going through this

925
00:29:26,259 --> 00:29:28,220
and you manage to pick out the goji leaves,

926
00:29:28,220 --> 00:29:31,299
the sticks root, and the Sun Drop you're confident on.

927
00:29:31,299 --> 00:29:34,700
You don't find, however, the dream flake in any of this.

928
00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:37,220
You're not confident on any of them,

929
00:29:37,220 --> 00:29:38,259
the ones you can't,

930
00:29:39,539 --> 00:29:42,660
and you're not even sure that it's even in there.

931
00:29:42,660 --> 00:29:47,660
Okay, so so far Sully has popped a crate stealthily

932
00:29:51,339 --> 00:29:53,579
and found the six alchemical jugs.

933
00:29:53,579 --> 00:29:55,939
It appears moot has found all but one

934
00:29:55,939 --> 00:29:58,019
of these specific herbs requested.

935
00:29:58,019 --> 00:30:00,099
Oh, and we close up our crates after.

936
00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:03,779
We're not just gonna leave this place like ransacked.

937
00:30:03,779 --> 00:30:05,339
We're not animals.

938
00:30:06,740 --> 00:30:07,980
Yeah, so when they. We're just thieves.

939
00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:10,259
They won't even notice until it like, you know,

940
00:30:10,259 --> 00:30:12,699
in a month the customer's gonna be like,

941
00:30:12,699 --> 00:30:15,579
you missed my dream flake in my shipment.

942
00:30:16,740 --> 00:30:18,740
You know. And they'll just be like, damn.

943
00:30:19,899 --> 00:30:22,740
So walking around their glim,

944
00:30:22,740 --> 00:30:25,859
you see several similar sized crates

945
00:30:25,859 --> 00:30:26,859
to the ones that have already been opened.

946
00:30:26,859 --> 00:30:28,380
They're larger.

947
00:30:28,380 --> 00:30:32,500
I don't know, three or four feet by three or four feet.

948
00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:34,779
The further back you go just before you get

949
00:30:34,779 --> 00:30:37,620
to those crates or to the cages,

950
00:30:37,620 --> 00:30:40,940
you see smaller crates kind of tucked back in

951
00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:44,059
and past those crates and some underneath them.

952
00:30:44,059 --> 00:30:47,539
Okay, well maybe I will open one of those smaller ones.

953
00:30:47,539 --> 00:30:52,500
I feel like the circlet's like it's jewelry

954
00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:56,339
maybe wouldn't be, you know, in a huge crate full of jewelry.

955
00:30:56,339 --> 00:30:58,700
It's a small, small volume.

956
00:30:58,700 --> 00:31:00,900
Well you need to take care with those, so.

957
00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:04,099
Exactly, and they're more precious, I would assume.

958
00:31:04,099 --> 00:31:08,660
So yeah, I assume it's just like random names

959
00:31:08,660 --> 00:31:09,660
on all the things.

960
00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:13,619
It doesn't say like Jim and Sons Jewelers.

961
00:31:13,619 --> 00:31:15,740
Oh, it might, wouldn't it?

962
00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:16,859
It might. It might.

963
00:31:16,859 --> 00:31:18,299
It does say business names.

964
00:31:18,299 --> 00:31:19,700
It does say merchant names.

965
00:31:19,700 --> 00:31:21,700
Yeah, sure, let's make a roll

966
00:31:21,700 --> 00:31:23,380
and see if there's something that stands out.

967
00:31:23,380 --> 00:31:24,620
Car luck, great idea.

968
00:31:24,620 --> 00:31:25,980
Okay, um.

969
00:31:25,980 --> 00:31:27,180
Maybe.

970
00:31:27,180 --> 00:31:29,259
Perception, investigation.

971
00:31:29,259 --> 00:31:32,420
Probably an investigation, or yeah, sure.

972
00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:34,019
Oh, I rolled a 20.

973
00:31:34,019 --> 00:31:35,340
No, you didn't.

974
00:31:35,340 --> 00:31:36,620
Yes.

975
00:31:36,620 --> 00:31:38,900
Okay, keep the train going.

976
00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:41,180
Oh, don't put that kind of pressure on me.

977
00:31:41,180 --> 00:31:43,420
Oh my God.

978
00:31:43,420 --> 00:31:44,779
It's our best rolls that we've ever had.

979
00:31:44,779 --> 00:31:47,180
So good, we're investigating and finding herbs

980
00:31:47,180 --> 00:31:48,500
like nobody's business.

981
00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:50,340
So a couple things happen here.

982
00:31:50,340 --> 00:31:52,540
So you're walking back and you're getting to those cages

983
00:31:52,540 --> 00:31:54,620
and as you look into the cages, you see,

984
00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:59,220
it's almost like a triangular creature

985
00:31:59,220 --> 00:32:03,060
with leathery, like leathery,

986
00:32:03,060 --> 00:32:06,780
what you could call wings that kind of come to a peak

987
00:32:06,780 --> 00:32:11,460
and there's this wrinkled skin blob

988
00:32:11,460 --> 00:32:13,380
and like two clawed legs

989
00:32:13,380 --> 00:32:15,140
that kind of come out from underneath it.

990
00:32:15,140 --> 00:32:16,700
You can't tell if it's.

991
00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:18,420
Is it a chicken frog?

992
00:32:18,420 --> 00:32:19,700
No.

993
00:32:19,819 --> 00:32:20,660
Are you sure?

994
00:32:20,660 --> 00:32:22,860
Sounds like a giant bat.

995
00:32:22,860 --> 00:32:24,140
It's not a chicken frog.

996
00:32:25,019 --> 00:32:26,900
Well, I'm a chicken lady.

997
00:32:26,900 --> 00:32:28,940
It, you can't tell if it's like awake or not there.

998
00:32:28,940 --> 00:32:31,779
You have heard like noises coming from the back,

999
00:32:31,779 --> 00:32:34,100
just like low burp, burp, burp, burp, burp.

1000
00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:35,019
That kind of noise.

1001
00:32:35,019 --> 00:32:36,660
Yep.

1002
00:32:36,660 --> 00:32:38,500
And as you move by it,

1003
00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:43,500
you do see a sign that says Sandy's jewelry.

1004
00:32:44,339 --> 00:32:48,339
Okay, I'm going to open that box.

1005
00:32:48,339 --> 00:32:50,819
Okay, it is beneath a few.

1006
00:32:50,819 --> 00:32:53,779
You move them aside and open this box

1007
00:32:53,779 --> 00:32:56,420
and there are several things inside of it,

1008
00:32:56,420 --> 00:32:59,619
kind of neatly kind of wrapped around.

1009
00:32:59,619 --> 00:33:03,420
There are some diamonds and pearls.

1010
00:33:03,420 --> 00:33:04,259
There are rings.

1011
00:33:04,259 --> 00:33:06,700
And then also you see kind of tucked down

1012
00:33:06,700 --> 00:33:09,819
at the bottom is a circlet,

1013
00:33:09,939 --> 00:33:14,939
is a circlet with interesting writing on it.

1014
00:33:15,220 --> 00:33:18,179
You've read a lot of books, probably no Infernal,

1015
00:33:18,179 --> 00:33:19,139
or not no Infernal,

1016
00:33:19,139 --> 00:33:22,419
but have seen some sort of writing of it maybe.

1017
00:33:23,539 --> 00:33:25,859
Like you'd be able to recognize the language of Mordor.

1018
00:33:25,859 --> 00:33:26,700
Right?

1019
00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:27,539
Right.

1020
00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:31,460
Anyways, you see this interesting writing

1021
00:33:31,460 --> 00:33:35,059
in green and red and it looks like the description

1022
00:33:35,059 --> 00:33:38,019
at the very least that Charmy gave for this circlet.

1023
00:33:38,940 --> 00:33:42,940
Okay, I am going to,

1024
00:33:42,940 --> 00:33:43,859
I wanna take it,

1025
00:33:43,859 --> 00:33:46,139
but I'm like nervous about just grabbing

1026
00:33:46,139 --> 00:33:49,460
what must clearly be some kind of magical item.

1027
00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:53,700
I guess the sacks are all over there.

1028
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:57,900
I'm gonna just like pull my sleeve down over my hand

1029
00:33:57,900 --> 00:34:01,259
to like pick it up with that

1030
00:34:01,259 --> 00:34:04,460
rather than just grabbing it with my bare hand.

1031
00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:06,900
Make a sleight of hand check to try and pull it out

1032
00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:09,579
without making everything else kind of tumble out

1033
00:34:09,579 --> 00:34:12,740
with your sleeve wrapped around your large hand.

1034
00:34:12,740 --> 00:34:15,539
Not a great skill of mine.

1035
00:34:15,539 --> 00:34:16,619
So that's a 10.

1036
00:34:18,340 --> 00:34:20,340
Some of the things fall to the floor.

1037
00:34:21,260 --> 00:34:23,220
Some of the other rings and necklaces

1038
00:34:23,220 --> 00:34:24,579
as you pull out this circlet,

1039
00:34:24,579 --> 00:34:27,220
which was tucked kind of down at the bottom.

1040
00:34:27,220 --> 00:34:31,700
And the animal in the cage startles.

1041
00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:33,519
And it's like,

1042
00:34:34,519 --> 00:34:38,280
and it starts to like flap these wings

1043
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:42,360
and you see it kind of lifts up on its legs

1044
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:47,039
and you see these gnarled sharp teeth visible

1045
00:34:47,039 --> 00:34:50,320
from beneath like the wrinkled folds of this skin.

1046
00:34:51,159 --> 00:34:55,519
And it starts to like throw itself against the cage.

1047
00:34:55,519 --> 00:34:58,880
Okay, I reach into my pocket and pull out a dried apple

1048
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:02,759
that I kept from our Apple Adventures

1049
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:07,280
just the day before and I roll it over to the cage.

1050
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,680
The apple rolls up and inside

1051
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:11,780
and this creature that's like beating itself

1052
00:35:11,780 --> 00:35:14,680
against the sides or banging itself against the sides

1053
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:19,360
sees it, stops and it's kind of slowly rolls down

1054
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:23,240
in front of it and it kind of pokes at it

1055
00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:27,640
a couple of times and then its mouth opens wide

1056
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,840
and it chomps down on the apple,

1057
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:31,900
shredding it into pieces.

1058
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,640
And then kind of settles back down.

1059
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:37,800
Shh.

1060
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:44,080
Okay, I'm going to, I guess like put the circlet

1061
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,460
in my pocket and then like quickly,

1062
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:48,920
not with my hands covered,

1063
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:50,760
like just pick up the other things,

1064
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:55,080
close the lid and put it and then like go back,

1065
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,840
back away, put the circlet with the other things

1066
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,840
we've collected and tell my friends that I found it

1067
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,280
so they don't continue looking for it.

1068
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,039
As you're backing away and you get back

1069
00:36:05,039 --> 00:36:08,039
with your group there, you hear footsteps

1070
00:36:08,039 --> 00:36:11,019
from above walking back towards your direction,

1071
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:13,400
like the direction of the ladders

1072
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:14,740
down to the cargo hold.

1073
00:36:14,740 --> 00:36:15,579
Mm-hmm.

1074
00:36:15,579 --> 00:36:20,579
Hey, we're in the middle and it's very nice

1075
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:29,200
to have you here.

1076
00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:32,240
That's really what I want to stop and say.

1077
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:37,160
Welcome to the Creamy Center of our Ooey Gooey podcast.

1078
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:39,360
Just going to let that linger.

1079
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:40,200
Yep.

1080
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,020
It was quite visceral.

1081
00:36:41,020 --> 00:36:41,860
It's ooey and gooey.

1082
00:36:41,860 --> 00:36:42,700
Just going to feel it, yeah.

1083
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:43,540
Like an Oreo.

1084
00:36:45,060 --> 00:36:45,900
I mean.

1085
00:36:45,900 --> 00:36:46,720
Like the middle of a s'more?

1086
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:47,560
An Oreo is an ooey and, okay.

1087
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:48,400
Okay, yeah.

1088
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:49,240
I was thinking like,

1089
00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:50,080
that's still crispy on the outside.

1090
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:50,920
Cadbury cream egg.

1091
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:51,760
But like the marshmallow part.

1092
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:52,600
Yeah, but I'm talking about the inside.

1093
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:53,760
And the chocolate, that's all ooey gooey.

1094
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,680
We're like the marshmallow and chocolate

1095
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,600
in the inside of a s'more.

1096
00:36:57,599 --> 00:37:01,360
More like one of those, like the marshmallow cookies

1097
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:02,679
with the chocolate over them.

1098
00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:03,519
The Viva.

1099
00:37:03,519 --> 00:37:04,360
Oh, the Viva puffs.

1100
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,199
Like the Viva puffs.

1101
00:37:05,199 --> 00:37:06,039
Yeah, mm-hmm.

1102
00:37:06,039 --> 00:37:07,519
I bet that's, is that a Canadian thing?

1103
00:37:07,519 --> 00:37:10,079
Doesn't most people don't know what we're talking about?

1104
00:37:10,079 --> 00:37:11,639
Yeah, there's jam in the middle of those

1105
00:37:11,639 --> 00:37:12,759
or sometimes caramel.

1106
00:37:12,759 --> 00:37:13,759
Sometimes chocolate.

1107
00:37:13,759 --> 00:37:15,639
Life hack, if you leave them in the fridge,

1108
00:37:15,639 --> 00:37:17,119
they're 10 times better.

1109
00:37:17,119 --> 00:37:18,500
Do they still exist?

1110
00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:19,339
They do. Yeah, they do.

1111
00:37:19,339 --> 00:37:21,239
I only remember them from when I was a child.

1112
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:24,960
Yes, I think I remember eating one as an adult

1113
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:26,360
in my 20s and being like,

1114
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:27,679
why was I so obsessed with these?

1115
00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:29,360
We've purchased them this year.

1116
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,720
What?

1117
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:32,720
I have, okay, listen up here, folks.

1118
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:34,199
This is nothing to do with the podcast,

1119
00:37:34,199 --> 00:37:37,320
but I just wanna say so that many people get to hear it.

1120
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,880
We have some of the best snacks ever in our house.

1121
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,440
I only get to hear about them

1122
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,039
approximately 20% of the time.

1123
00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:49,760
There's been times that things have been bought

1124
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:53,039
and eaten or I've bought awesome snacks

1125
00:37:53,039 --> 00:37:54,119
and been like, yeah,

1126
00:37:54,559 --> 00:37:57,239
when I get a craving for this a week from now,

1127
00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:58,920
I'm gonna be so excited to have this

1128
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:00,279
because I don't want it at the time.

1129
00:38:00,279 --> 00:38:01,440
No, you can't wait that long, Amy.

1130
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:02,279
Apparently not.

1131
00:38:02,279 --> 00:38:05,759
Generally, it's gone within two to three days.

1132
00:38:05,759 --> 00:38:06,599
I go for it.

1133
00:38:06,599 --> 00:38:09,199
A week later, there's nothing there.

1134
00:38:09,199 --> 00:38:11,000
Well, your first problem is you didn't eat it

1135
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,880
immediately so that it was then replaced

1136
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,279
at the next grocery shop.

1137
00:38:15,279 --> 00:38:18,239
I do not feel like I'm the kind of person

1138
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:21,480
who now buys food and then immediately

1139
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,480
has to scarf it down.

1140
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:24,679
I have chocolate in the freezer

1141
00:38:24,679 --> 00:38:26,679
that's been there for months.

1142
00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:29,920
That's because you've said, don't touch my chocolate.

1143
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,880
Amy's gonna be the person you see in the grocery store

1144
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:35,159
that's eating their bag of chips while they're shopping

1145
00:38:35,159 --> 00:38:36,480
and then it's like, oh yeah, this too.

1146
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,440
Can't do that now, face masks, man.

1147
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:41,119
I'm sneaking chips down into my mask.

1148
00:38:41,119 --> 00:38:42,240
It's a salty mess.

1149
00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:43,840
It's just bad.

1150
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,159
Anyways.

1151
00:38:45,159 --> 00:38:46,519
Anyways, the middle.

1152
00:38:46,519 --> 00:38:47,599
The middle.

1153
00:38:47,599 --> 00:38:48,559
Yeah, we're here.

1154
00:38:48,559 --> 00:38:50,159
Really what we wanted to talk to you about

1155
00:38:50,159 --> 00:38:51,920
was coming and joining us over on Patreon

1156
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:55,039
because we have set a whole bunch of really awesome goals

1157
00:38:55,039 --> 00:38:59,320
that we are hoping to achieve with your help.

1158
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:00,440
So we'd like you to come join us,

1159
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,119
Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

1160
00:39:02,119 --> 00:39:04,720
Our next goal is so that we can hang out

1161
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:07,840
with all of our patrons in this summer of summers

1162
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,480
and play some sweet Jackbox games.

1163
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:11,320
That's right.

1164
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,840
We stream them Jackbox games.

1165
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:17,119
We all grab our sodas.

1166
00:39:17,119 --> 00:39:19,360
That's what people in the US call pops

1167
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,039
and our beers and our snacks.

1168
00:39:22,039 --> 00:39:26,280
And we gather around with our cell phones.

1169
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,400
And we have some fun times and laughs.

1170
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,240
A lot of laughs.

1171
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:30,680
And sometimes we rap.

1172
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,120
Sometimes there's rapping.

1173
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,240
Sometimes there's murder.

1174
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:34,079
Our listeners are hilarious.

1175
00:39:34,079 --> 00:39:34,920
It's very fun.

1176
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:35,760
Yes.

1177
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:37,760
You guys are much funnier than us, by the way.

1178
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:38,599
Yes.

1179
00:39:38,599 --> 00:39:42,160
This is where we just, mine for content is what we do.

1180
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,720
I mean, no, it's for hanging out sole purpose

1181
00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:46,480
is not a business meeting at all.

1182
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:47,599
Not at all.

1183
00:39:47,639 --> 00:39:49,480
Anyways, we have that goal set up

1184
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:50,920
at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

1185
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,519
We'd love you to come join us.

1186
00:39:52,519 --> 00:39:53,440
Check out all the tiers.

1187
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:55,239
Find out if there's a place for you.

1188
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:56,960
And if there's not, we totally understand

1189
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,079
if you can't afford it.

1190
00:39:58,079 --> 00:40:00,519
It's a crazy time right now.

1191
00:40:00,519 --> 00:40:03,759
But if you can, we would love to have you over there

1192
00:40:03,759 --> 00:40:08,079
being part of the sweet Patreon Dumbgeons crowd.

1193
00:40:08,079 --> 00:40:11,400
And now I think that's all.

1194
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,519
Time to get you back to that graham cracker.

1195
00:40:13,519 --> 00:40:14,360
That's right.

1196
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:15,199
Have a great week.

1197
00:40:15,199 --> 00:40:16,039
We'll talk to you soon.

1198
00:40:16,039 --> 00:40:20,960
So if anybody's keeping track, we've

1199
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,320
found the circlet, the six alchemical jugs,

1200
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:26,199
and all but one of the designated herbs.

1201
00:40:26,199 --> 00:40:27,920
How about that dang dream flake?

1202
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,039
Damn dream flake.

1203
00:40:29,039 --> 00:40:31,480
We found this satara.

1204
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:32,000
Yep.

1205
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,480
Nice.

1206
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:35,639
OK.

1207
00:40:35,639 --> 00:40:39,639
Do you guys know what dream flake looks like?

1208
00:40:39,639 --> 00:40:40,480
We got to find it.

1209
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:41,599
Do you hear those footsteps?

1210
00:40:41,599 --> 00:40:45,639
And also, there's a really scary creature back there.

1211
00:40:46,079 --> 00:40:48,279
I don't really know what dream flake looks like.

1212
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:50,960
I don't know what dream flake is either.

1213
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:54,719
I guess something flaky, like maybe like coconut?

1214
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:55,879
Like dried coconut?

1215
00:40:55,879 --> 00:40:56,359
Maybe.

1216
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,239
OK, well.

1217
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,199
If there's coconut, should we just grab that and try

1218
00:41:03,199 --> 00:41:04,599
to pass it off as dream flake?

1219
00:41:04,599 --> 00:41:06,400
Well, I mean, it's her own damn fault

1220
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,759
she didn't give a description with any of these things.

1221
00:41:09,759 --> 00:41:14,839
Should not see how clearly incompetent we are.

1222
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,600
I stop and listen to the boots.

1223
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,920
Do they pass over top of us and keep going?

1224
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,039
Or did they stop?

1225
00:41:20,039 --> 00:41:22,240
You've heard them walking back down the hall.

1226
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:24,320
They haven't come directly to the ladder,

1227
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,200
but they've kind of turned off

1228
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:30,840
and are adjacent to where the ladder is,

1229
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:34,200
that you hear them stop or kind of scuffle around.

1230
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,120
We can't be quiet.

1231
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,480
And whatever that was making noise in the back,

1232
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,840
we have to not upset it anymore.

1233
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,320
I gave it an apple and it just destroyed it.

1234
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,600
Oh, God.

1235
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,680
I guess we need to find this dream flake, though.

1236
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:55,000
OK, I'm going to try this box over here.

1237
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,120
If everybody's just trying boxes,

1238
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:00,080
everybody roll an investigation,

1239
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:03,039
one more investigation check.

1240
00:42:03,039 --> 00:42:06,760
I rolled a 20 again.

1241
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,000
I rolled a 19.

1242
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,000
We're on fire tonight.

1243
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,480
This never happens in a battle.

1244
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:14,960
We're just opening boxes in a cargo hold.

1245
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,280
20, 20, 20, 20.

1246
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:20,519
You said investigation, Russ?

1247
00:42:20,519 --> 00:42:22,519
All right, 17 for me.

1248
00:42:22,519 --> 00:42:25,159
OK, fuck.

1249
00:42:25,159 --> 00:42:32,880
OK, Glenn, you remember from looking at the animal

1250
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:39,000
or the creature that you fed the apple to near its cage

1251
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,400
in a smaller crate.

1252
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:45,880
There was a crate labeled hallucinogens.

1253
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,960
Guys, I just had a thought.

1254
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,880
You know that scary creature?

1255
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:50,760
Yeah.

1256
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:52,880
Well, back by the scary creature,

1257
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,639
there was a box that said hallucinogens.

1258
00:42:55,639 --> 00:42:59,280
And dream flake seems like, I mean, dreams are kind of,

1259
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,840
you know, like sleeping hallucinations.

1260
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:02,480
I don't know.

1261
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:03,720
Maybe this seems crazy.

1262
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:05,440
But I just don't know where else to look.

1263
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:07,200
No, Glenn, I think that's a great connection.

1264
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,280
I think you're onto something.

1265
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:09,880
There's a lot of drugs that can make

1266
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:13,119
you see a lot of weird shit, like in a dream.

1267
00:43:13,119 --> 00:43:16,039
Was it in a big box or a small box?

1268
00:43:16,039 --> 00:43:18,400
It's kind of all smaller boxes back there.

1269
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,240
Here's the thing.

1270
00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:22,160
When I was back near that creature,

1271
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:24,440
kind of like got restless.

1272
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:25,200
Right.

1273
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,119
Gave it the apple, shredded the apple,

1274
00:43:28,119 --> 00:43:30,599
worked for like a minute, and then I left.

1275
00:43:30,599 --> 00:43:32,039
So what do you guys got?

1276
00:43:32,039 --> 00:43:35,079
Well, like, I've got this, like,

1277
00:43:35,079 --> 00:43:37,559
I got a little bit of dried fruit, sure.

1278
00:43:37,559 --> 00:43:39,800
Got some dates here.

1279
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:40,840
But I was thinking.

1280
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:43,560
I kept a jalapeno popper from when we were at Lucy's.

1281
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,560
I don't know if that's.

1282
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,960
There's cream cheese in that, man.

1283
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,960
Is that just in your pocket?

1284
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:51,360
Yeah.

1285
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,400
I mean, you should definitely give that to me.

1286
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,200
Because I don't think you should eat that.

1287
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,960
But maybe we can give it to the creature.

1288
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:57,519
Maybe.

1289
00:43:57,519 --> 00:44:00,440
Well, I think maybe if we sneak over there

1290
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:04,039
and if it's a smaller crate, we can just gently pick up

1291
00:44:04,039 --> 00:44:08,200
the crate, move it back here before we open it in order

1292
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,640
to do less noise.

1293
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:11,120
Yes.

1294
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:11,800
OK.

1295
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,040
Yes, that's a great idea.

1296
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,280
Don't eat that.

1297
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:16,600
Maybe give me that.

1298
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,280
I'll throw that to it.

1299
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,400
I'll pick up the crate and I'll bring it back.

1300
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,560
Only throw it to it, though, if it gets upset.

1301
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,520
Because if you're sneaky, maybe it'll be OK.

1302
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:25,840
I'm not just going to throw.

1303
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:26,840
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1304
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:28,720
I'm going to just sneak.

1305
00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:29,240
All right.

1306
00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:33,280
I hand the napkin containing the jalapeno popper.

1307
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:36,600
Thought it was just loose in your pocket.

1308
00:44:36,599 --> 00:44:39,279
I also thought it was just loose in his pocket.

1309
00:44:39,279 --> 00:44:40,279
No, no, no.

1310
00:44:40,279 --> 00:44:40,759
In a napkin.

1311
00:44:40,759 --> 00:44:41,599
I'm not an animal.

1312
00:44:41,599 --> 00:44:44,839
It's a jalapeno popper wrapped in a napkin in my pocket.

1313
00:44:44,839 --> 00:44:45,360
That's right.

1314
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:49,239
Definitely has somehow had a bit of shape.

1315
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:50,199
Oh, my tots.

1316
00:44:50,199 --> 00:44:52,159
My tots.

1317
00:44:52,159 --> 00:44:53,920
Get your own tots.

1318
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:55,199
OK.

1319
00:44:55,199 --> 00:44:57,039
OK, so sorry.

1320
00:44:57,039 --> 00:44:59,400
Give me the quick Coles Notes version.

1321
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,559
So I'm going to sneak over there.

1322
00:45:01,559 --> 00:45:05,199
If it wakes up, I'm going to toss it a jalapeno popper.

1323
00:45:05,199 --> 00:45:06,279
That I stole from Lucy's.

1324
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:07,480
You didn't steal it.

1325
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:09,800
It was your leftovers, I assume.

1326
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,600
Maybe we didn't order those who took it off a different table.

1327
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:15,560
No, he definitely took it off an empty plate.

1328
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,840
Yeah, on our way out, I just scooped it off a table.

1329
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,840
This is for later.

1330
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:22,680
And then I'm going to pick up the box that says hallucinogens

1331
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:25,519
and bring it back further away from the creature

1332
00:45:25,519 --> 00:45:27,320
rather than trying to open it.

1333
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:28,680
Right beside the scary creature.

1334
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:29,200
Perfect.

1335
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,560
OK, to walk over there, give me,

1336
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:34,040
and to try and not wake it up, give me a stealth roll.

1337
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:34,960
OK.

1338
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,599
OK.

1339
00:45:37,599 --> 00:45:38,440
It was really good?

1340
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,559
That's the face you make when it's really good?

1341
00:45:40,559 --> 00:45:41,360
It was super good.

1342
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,199
That was the face I make when it's amazing.

1343
00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:45,880
Should I have gone because it was a stealthy thing?

1344
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,400
But then we have to pick up the box.

1345
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,559
I don't know how big the box is.

1346
00:45:49,559 --> 00:45:51,720
That's an eight.

1347
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:54,880
As you walk over, you kind of trip a little bit

1348
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:58,840
on an upraised plank and stumble.

1349
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:02,360
And the creature looks back up at you

1350
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:07,559
and you see its teeth, and its tongue is long and slithery,

1351
00:46:07,559 --> 00:46:11,800
and it sticks out towards you, and it starts

1352
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,440
to shake its leathery wings.

1353
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:15,840
Put the popper on it.

1354
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,079
Put the popper on the tongue.

1355
00:46:18,079 --> 00:46:23,440
And I underhand toss the jalapeno popper towards it.

1356
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:26,400
It goes in and it snatches it out of the air,

1357
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:27,400
just shredding it.

1358
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,920
There's cream cheese everywhere.

1359
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,720
The deckhands are going to have questions later.

1360
00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:38,360
This lactose intolerant monster is going to have a bad time.

1361
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:43,720
So when it grabs it, then I quickly love it

1362
00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:46,360
and then go to grab the box.

1363
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:52,960
So it's beside the cage, and it's about a this size box.

1364
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:54,000
Oh, it's itty.

1365
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:58,320
About a foot for those not playing the home game.

1366
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,400
We don't put these videos out anymore.

1367
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:01,599
It's this size.

1368
00:47:01,599 --> 00:47:03,280
It's about a foot by a foot.

1369
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:07,440
You grab it, slide it out of its place, and then zip back.

1370
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:13,480
And the animal or the creature has kind of calmed down.

1371
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:14,800
OK, so you get the box back.

1372
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,280
You crack the box open.

1373
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:24,960
And inside, there are several wrapped in like almost

1374
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:25,800
like tissue paper.

1375
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,880
I don't know about tissue paper.

1376
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:29,320
We've established arts.

1377
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:32,360
It's wrapped in like tissue paper.

1378
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:36,000
And each one has a seal on it.

1379
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,160
With little zeds?

1380
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:40,720
With little, with different symbols.

1381
00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:46,920
And one of the symbols is like a cloud

1382
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:51,000
with like rain and lightning.

1383
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:56,120
One of them is snow, like a snowflake.

1384
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,600
And one of them is, there's only three

1385
00:47:58,599 --> 00:48:03,920
that you're going to find, and one of them is bubbles.

1386
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:10,000
I say we take them all, and she can sort it out after.

1387
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:10,880
I think you're right.

1388
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:11,880
They're just small.

1389
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,440
And I mean, Flake seems real.

1390
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,159
But I mean, who knows?

1391
00:48:16,159 --> 00:48:17,360
I don't know magic stuff.

1392
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,199
She should have given us better instructions.

1393
00:48:19,199 --> 00:48:23,119
So let's just take one of each and then get out of here.

1394
00:48:23,119 --> 00:48:25,000
Yeah, I agree.

1395
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,599
Done.

1396
00:48:26,599 --> 00:48:30,079
You take it and put everything into the burlap sacks.

1397
00:48:30,079 --> 00:48:34,079
And then you hear from beyond the side of the ship.

1398
00:48:42,079 --> 00:48:44,719
Is that another one of those animals in the cages?

1399
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:46,559
It sounds like it's dying.

1400
00:48:46,559 --> 00:48:47,880
No, I think it's Shu.

1401
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,239
That must be Shu.

1402
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:50,759
Oh.

1403
00:48:50,759 --> 00:48:52,759
I think there might be coming back to the boat.

1404
00:48:52,759 --> 00:48:54,119
Oh, that's not good.

1405
00:48:54,119 --> 00:48:56,039
OK.

1406
00:48:56,039 --> 00:48:58,880
Well, let's get out of here.

1407
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:01,400
And I assume in this, we're like, I

1408
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:04,159
was going to say below ground, but we're not below ground.

1409
00:49:04,159 --> 00:49:06,319
But there's no portals or anything.

1410
00:49:06,319 --> 00:49:07,920
We are in the cargo hold.

1411
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:09,440
There is no cage.

1412
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:11,159
Well, there's the ladder.

1413
00:49:11,159 --> 00:49:12,699
With all your investigation checks,

1414
00:49:12,699 --> 00:49:14,559
you would have noticed that there

1415
00:49:14,559 --> 00:49:19,400
is a mechanism that looks like it drops one of the starboard

1416
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,559
side of the ship, which sounds

1417
00:49:21,559 --> 00:49:24,679
like it was described as the offloading mechanism

1418
00:49:24,679 --> 00:49:28,920
that Shu was describing, the garage.

1419
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:33,079
But yes, the only normal way out

1420
00:49:33,079 --> 00:49:36,719
is the ladder that you came down.

1421
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:42,239
OK, guys, real quick, do we open that one

1422
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:44,079
and jump in the water?

1423
00:49:44,079 --> 00:49:46,639
Or we go back up the ladder and face the people?

1424
00:49:47,639 --> 00:49:50,319
Um.

1425
00:49:50,319 --> 00:49:52,400
I think depending on the amount of people,

1426
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:57,319
that could be very problematic for us.

1427
00:49:57,319 --> 00:49:58,079
Which one?

1428
00:49:58,079 --> 00:49:59,759
Facing the people up top, yeah.

1429
00:49:59,759 --> 00:50:03,159
Well, yeah, both seem very problematic.

1430
00:50:03,159 --> 00:50:04,960
Well, I mean, they're definitely

1431
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:09,679
going to notice the side of the ship opening up.

1432
00:50:09,679 --> 00:50:10,179
True.

1433
00:50:10,179 --> 00:50:10,679
Um.

1434
00:50:13,980 --> 00:50:17,299
I guess I was just thinking we opened it up and just jumped

1435
00:50:17,299 --> 00:50:21,819
out and just got away instead of having to fight them.

1436
00:50:21,819 --> 00:50:22,579
Fair enough.

1437
00:50:22,579 --> 00:50:25,339
But I'm not going to lie to you, these burlap sacks,

1438
00:50:25,339 --> 00:50:27,379
they're now waterproof.

1439
00:50:27,379 --> 00:50:29,779
And some of this stuff's just wrapped in tissue paper.

1440
00:50:37,059 --> 00:50:38,739
I mean, they were sealed with wax.

1441
00:50:38,740 --> 00:50:40,220
Everything should be like.

1442
00:50:40,220 --> 00:50:41,500
I guess it's on a boat.

1443
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:45,020
You would kind of assume that things would be waterproof.

1444
00:50:45,020 --> 00:50:48,300
Barring some sort of water-related disaster, yeah.

1445
00:50:48,300 --> 00:50:51,540
Because it's like, I mean, I don't know, maybe not.

1446
00:50:51,540 --> 00:50:52,980
Were they, yeah, they were, OK.

1447
00:50:52,980 --> 00:50:56,180
You know what, the burlap sacks are lined with plastic.

1448
00:50:56,180 --> 00:50:57,020
Hey.

1449
00:50:57,020 --> 00:50:57,940
Perfect.

1450
00:50:57,940 --> 00:50:59,780
Environmentally conscious, too.

1451
00:50:59,780 --> 00:51:00,300
Right.

1452
00:51:00,300 --> 00:51:02,420
Yeah.

1453
00:51:02,420 --> 00:51:06,520
OK, well, did I say we make a swim for it?

1454
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:08,620
You guys can swim?

1455
00:51:09,539 --> 00:51:11,380
Yeah, I can swim.

1456
00:51:11,380 --> 00:51:15,219
I guess I was thinking that way, too, that Shu wouldn't.

1457
00:51:15,219 --> 00:51:16,380
I mean, they wouldn't know.

1458
00:51:16,380 --> 00:51:18,019
He wouldn't have to lie for us.

1459
00:51:18,019 --> 00:51:19,579
Because they would never find us.

1460
00:51:19,579 --> 00:51:20,619
He could just.

1461
00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:23,299
You hear multiple loud footsteps now

1462
00:51:23,299 --> 00:51:26,420
coming aboard the main deck above you.

1463
00:51:26,420 --> 00:51:28,139
Well, I say we go now.

1464
00:51:28,139 --> 00:51:30,339
Yeah, it sounds like that's our cue.

1465
00:51:30,339 --> 00:51:31,980
OK.

1466
00:51:31,980 --> 00:51:34,659
And I'm assuming, and I guess I should have asked this,

1467
00:51:34,659 --> 00:51:37,779
but the mechanism looks like pretty obvious to open

1468
00:51:37,780 --> 00:51:38,300
the door.

1469
00:51:38,300 --> 00:51:41,019
I mean, you've been rolling like 20 after 20 for investigation.

1470
00:51:41,019 --> 00:51:42,140
Yeah, you're going to.

1471
00:51:42,140 --> 00:51:44,940
Is there a way that we can not open the entire door

1472
00:51:44,940 --> 00:51:47,900
so it doesn't slam down, but instead creaks

1473
00:51:47,900 --> 00:51:49,300
enough for us to hop?

1474
00:51:49,300 --> 00:51:51,140
And maybe we can all shimmy out?

1475
00:51:51,140 --> 00:51:53,100
Yeah.

1476
00:51:53,100 --> 00:51:58,340
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I'd say it's like a crank or a rotor

1477
00:51:58,340 --> 00:51:59,220
rather than a lever.

1478
00:51:59,220 --> 00:52:00,800
For like a drawbridge sort of thing.

1479
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:01,300
Yeah.

1480
00:52:01,300 --> 00:52:01,980
OK.

1481
00:52:01,980 --> 00:52:03,340
Yep, so yeah.

1482
00:52:03,340 --> 00:52:05,260
So maybe we crank it slowly.

1483
00:52:05,260 --> 00:52:06,460
Yeah, we just.

1484
00:52:06,460 --> 00:52:06,960
OK.

1485
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:12,039
Sneakily, just enough for us to get out.

1486
00:52:12,039 --> 00:52:12,920
Wiggle out the bottom.

1487
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:13,679
OK.

1488
00:52:13,679 --> 00:52:15,880
And I mean, I guess I'm saying jump into the water.

1489
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,079
If we look out there and there's no one on the dock

1490
00:52:18,079 --> 00:52:20,960
and we can just get onto the dock, let's do that.

1491
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:22,880
And I'm assuming they'll be like people.

1492
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:24,400
Yeah, fair enough.

1493
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:29,440
OK, yeah, you slowly begin to rattle this side door down

1494
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:33,280
and it's like the chicken looking thing

1495
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,920
starts to make some noise as you're doing this.

1496
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:37,840
I throw in a date.

1497
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:41,119
It snatches it up like date everywhere.

1498
00:52:41,119 --> 00:52:43,639
And footsteps are moving now and you

1499
00:52:43,639 --> 00:52:47,920
hear them coming down lower onto the deck above you

1500
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,960
and spreading out almost like they're going back

1501
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:54,200
to their sleeping quarters.

1502
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:57,159
And then you hear as it gets to a point

1503
00:52:57,159 --> 00:53:01,240
where you can see out and you can see from this location

1504
00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:04,579
you'd be able to see Shu kind of nervously standing down

1505
00:53:04,619 --> 00:53:06,699
the bottom of the deck as some people are kind of walking

1506
00:53:06,699 --> 00:53:10,420
by him back up to the deck itself.

1507
00:53:10,420 --> 00:53:12,420
You see there's a bit of a gap where

1508
00:53:12,420 --> 00:53:14,460
you could drop into the water or if it

1509
00:53:14,460 --> 00:53:18,259
was open a little bit more, you could get down to the dock.

1510
00:53:18,259 --> 00:53:20,500
Are the people past us, like the people

1511
00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:23,380
from the ship returning, like would they

1512
00:53:23,380 --> 00:53:26,219
or are they still kind of streaming in front of us?

1513
00:53:26,219 --> 00:53:28,179
There's not as many of them coming up.

1514
00:53:28,179 --> 00:53:30,420
Like there's like one or two stragglers

1515
00:53:30,420 --> 00:53:31,900
kind of coming in and out.

1516
00:53:31,900 --> 00:53:32,579
Right.

1517
00:53:32,579 --> 00:53:34,099
Few people who got kicked out of the inn

1518
00:53:34,099 --> 00:53:35,819
were told they weren't allowed to have a room there.

1519
00:53:35,819 --> 00:53:36,619
They were too drunk.

1520
00:53:36,619 --> 00:53:38,059
Perhaps.

1521
00:53:38,059 --> 00:53:39,139
What do you think, guys?

1522
00:53:39,139 --> 00:53:42,699
Well, I say we go now or never.

1523
00:53:42,699 --> 00:53:43,739
OK.

1524
00:53:43,739 --> 00:53:45,420
Yeah, let's do it.

1525
00:53:45,420 --> 00:53:47,860
OK, you start to rotate the handles down

1526
00:53:47,860 --> 00:53:50,360
and the door opens further.

1527
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:53,739
Enough to where whoever's going first.

1528
00:53:53,739 --> 00:53:55,019
OK, I'll go first.

1529
00:53:55,019 --> 00:53:58,099
Sully, you can definitely make it through easily.

1530
00:53:58,099 --> 00:54:00,920
Glim, it would be a little bit of a squeeze,

1531
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:04,720
but you'd be able to kind of jump out and swing down.

1532
00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:09,599
Sully, you are able to sneak out.

1533
00:54:09,599 --> 00:54:12,119
Roll a stealth check as you jump down.

1534
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:16,720
13.

1535
00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:19,119
Shu hasn't noticed you yet.

1536
00:54:19,119 --> 00:54:21,840
But you kind of time where you see someone walking up

1537
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:25,240
and it looks clear, you manage to jump down to the dock.

1538
00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:30,159
There is a bit of a less lit area further back on the dock

1539
00:54:30,159 --> 00:54:32,679
that if you wanted to, you could scoot over to.

1540
00:54:32,679 --> 00:54:36,000
I'm going to scoot over there and blend in with the shadows.

1541
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,039
All right.

1542
00:54:37,039 --> 00:54:38,599
Moot, it's your turn.

1543
00:54:38,599 --> 00:54:40,199
Going to need a stealth roll.

1544
00:54:40,199 --> 00:54:43,839
And as you are going, you're hearing more footsteps

1545
00:54:43,839 --> 00:54:47,079
above near where the ladder down to the cargo hold is.

1546
00:54:47,079 --> 00:54:48,579
OK.

1547
00:54:48,579 --> 00:54:49,079
Oop.

1548
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:53,679
Well, it fell down, but it was still good.

1549
00:54:53,679 --> 00:54:54,480
So I'm taking it.

1550
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,279
17.

1551
00:54:56,279 --> 00:54:59,599
Yeah, you see Sully jump and you time your exit

1552
00:54:59,599 --> 00:55:01,199
the same way that he did.

1553
00:55:01,199 --> 00:55:03,319
You jump down to the dock and follow him over

1554
00:55:03,319 --> 00:55:04,599
to this less lit area.

1555
00:55:04,599 --> 00:55:14,039
Glim, you hear from above a disgruntled crew member.

1556
00:55:14,039 --> 00:55:17,400
It's muffled, but you hear, yeah,

1557
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:19,039
I just need to get something.

1558
00:55:19,039 --> 00:55:23,960
And then I'll go back and then we'll settle up, OK?

1559
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:27,599
So as you are ready, make a stealth roll, please.

1560
00:55:30,599 --> 00:55:33,960
14.

1561
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:35,599
You squeeze through.

1562
00:55:35,599 --> 00:55:42,599
And by this point, Shue has noticed you three sneaking off.

1563
00:55:42,599 --> 00:55:47,759
And he's looking at you and wide eyed, almost like hurry up.

1564
00:55:47,759 --> 00:55:51,679
As you jump, you hear the cargo door open

1565
00:55:51,679 --> 00:55:54,079
from the ladder above and footsteps

1566
00:55:54,079 --> 00:55:55,920
coming down the ladder.

1567
00:55:55,920 --> 00:56:00,200
And then the chicken starts to make a lot of noise.

1568
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:04,079
And as you kind of tuck and roll onto the dock

1569
00:56:04,079 --> 00:56:08,840
and move over, you hear, ey, ey, oh, left the door open.

1570
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:50,519
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00:56:55,920 --> 00:57:01,119
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1578
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:58,240
Oh, it's horrendous. Oh, okay. Okay. It's more bird-like than I was picturing, so it's...

1579
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:03,920
Oh, it's like they took the bottom half of a chicken, took off the head and replaced it with

1580
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:10,480
like the face of an alien, like from Alien, and took all the feathers off of it. Yeah.

1581
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:16,720
It's like a naked alien chicken. Yeah. It's awful.

1582
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:21,440
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