1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,399 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:47,000 Maybe I'll leave the latter out, and I'll swing it on over to, uh, to Mannix. See if they can climb on up. 3 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Fia, underneath, as you kind of come back to your, your own form, you see this creature clearly. 4 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Oh, fuck no. Get out of the water. Get out of the water! 5 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Uh, I'm gonna cast Blight. 6 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:09,000 Blight connects with its flesh, and you see it, like, recede and turn black. 7 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Mannix is, like, propelled with it and towards you, Yenbul, and you two begin to scramble up. 8 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:22,000 And as you reach the top of this ladder where Flint is standing, you see behind him one of these globes moving towards him. 9 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. We're at D&D 5th Edition Actual Play Podcast, and I'm your dungeon master, Ross More, and with me today is Karla Maxted. 10 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:35,000 Yes, I am here, and I play Yenbul Nury, Kalishtar Cleric. 11 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,000 And Amy More. 12 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:41,000 Oh, hey, yes, I'm here. I play Thea Amastasia, a high elf druid. 13 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,000 And Tom Laird. 14 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Okay, yes, I'm here, and I play Flint Firebeard, a dwarf champion fighter. 15 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,000 Okay, all right. 16 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,000 Yeah, here we are. We're all here. 17 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Yeah, got a real relaxed attitude going on. 18 00:01:56,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Just getting into it. Actions happening. We're just limbered up, ready to go. 19 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,000 Like, uh... 20 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,000 You know where we're always limbered up and ready to go? 21 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,000 Is that not where you're going? 22 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Yeah, we're always limbered up. 23 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 I was trying not to go there, but thank you. 24 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,000 Oh, well. 25 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Yeah, thank you for going there. 26 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,000 This is Dumbgeons and Dragons. We go there. 27 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,000 We go there. 28 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,000 Where we're all limbered up is over on Patreon. 29 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragoncast. 30 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:34,000 We got all the good moves, all the good action, all the good one shots, all the good hangouts, all the good over there. 31 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,000 The goods are over there. 32 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:41,000 We want you to go check it out, because when you're a patron, you also get an episode dedicated to you like today's patron... 33 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Stan Sitzman! 34 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Hey! 35 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Speaking of good, thanks, Stan. 36 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Thank you, Stan. 37 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,000 Thank you, Stan. 38 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000 And now... 39 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Fuck it. 40 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Let's play D&D. 41 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Alright, we're back in the action. 42 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:10,000 Thea had just blighted this unknown creature down beneath the murky waves of this pool in this cavern. 43 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000 Mannix and Yenbul climbing up a ladder. 44 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Behind Flint, they see one of these spherical water orbs moving towards him. 45 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:23,000 Flint, make a dexterity saving throw at disadvantage, please. 46 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,000 I would love to do that for you, Russ. 47 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:33,000 A 17 and a 16, so I guess it's 16. 48 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:39,000 And then also, now that you've made a 16, make a strength saving throw, please. 49 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Much better at strength. 50 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 You're so strong. 51 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Yeah. 52 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 That's a 23. 53 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:55,000 You feel like this water kind of splash up against your arm and you feel it kind of suck your arm back and into it. 54 00:03:55,000 --> 00:04:04,000 You manage to pull it back down, but you sense that if you stand in this location for much longer, that it's going to pull you in. 55 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,000 It is now your turn. 56 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Yenbul and Mannix have reached the top of the ladder and they're just climbing back up onto the edge. 57 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:19,000 Okay. Are they still on the ladder? 58 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:23,000 I'm going to say Mannix is probably still on the ladder. 59 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:26,000 Without assistance, they would still be there. 60 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:33,000 All right, I will, I guess, kind of let the ladder fall. 61 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,000 Like, will it? Is it flat where I am? 62 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Would the ladder start, like, sliding away? 63 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Can I take it with me as I go? 64 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,000 You could take it with you. 65 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:53,000 What would you want to, like, picture them kind of climbing up and in? 66 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:59,000 So if you dropped it, like, the surface is still slick, so they could pull it back under if you were to drop it. 67 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:07,000 You could probably infer that if you were to let it go, that they may lose traction and just slide back in. 68 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:17,000 Yeah, I guess I'll kind of drag it a few feet away from this weird orb thing that's coming after me. 69 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:25,000 Okay. And maybe I'll use a follow-up action to throw my dwarven thrower at it. 70 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,000 At the water? 71 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,000 At the water, yeah. 72 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:31,000 Okay. Okay. Let me see if that does what the... 73 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:40,000 It's going to be like a slap the water until you become strong enough to eventually bust yourself out of your own grave. 74 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000 Kind of thing. 75 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:46,000 The old punch from inches away? 76 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 Yep. 77 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:52,000 All right. That is a 24 to hit. 78 00:05:52,000 --> 00:06:00,000 Okay. And then it hits it. It goes through the water. 79 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 Do I need to roll any damage? 80 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Is there a cool splash or anything? 81 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 What kind of sound effect are you going to put in here, Russ? 82 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:10,000 So it hits it and goes... 83 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:20,000 And then you see it go through and then you see it kind of trail through the water and then emerge from the other side and splashes out. 84 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,000 You don't need to roll damage, though, because I obliterated it. 85 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Because it's a sphere of water. 86 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Fair enough, though. 87 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Thea's inside really sad. She understands right now she's missing Flint doing something dumb. 88 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,000 There's a tingle inside her and she's like, oh, he's fighting water. 89 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:45,000 I can't believe I'm missing him. 90 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:49,000 It's good. You know what? Because it's going to come back to you, right? 91 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:57,000 Like it would follow the same trajectory. Roll me just a straight D20 for the hammer. 92 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,000 15. 93 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:07,000 On its way back, it slows and is suspended in the middle of this globe now. 94 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,000 It stole your hammer. 95 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 I felt like a 15 was a good roll. 96 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,000 It points at you and laughs. 97 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,000 It points at you and laughs. 98 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000 It was a good roll. 99 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,000 But the water sphere was better. 100 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:22,000 The water sphere strength was better, apparently. 101 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Anything else you would like to do? 102 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Water is really strong. 103 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 I think about a meniscus. 104 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 Like high surface tension. 105 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:34,000 Would have lost some momentum coming through one way, coming back the other. 106 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000 I don't know. Magic, man. 107 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 Science, people. 108 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,000 I'm following the DC that's on the page. 109 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,000 Alright, yeah. 110 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:47,000 I don't think I could really do too much else if I'm still holding onto a fucking ladder. 111 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,000 You'll get it back. 112 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,000 How far do you think you moved? 113 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 I don't know, like 10 feet tops? 114 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,000 Like it's got to be difficult terrain if I'm hauling a ladder with me. 115 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Yeah, absolutely. 116 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,000 Well, and it's slick, so it's definitely difficult terrain. 117 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 Okay, so yeah, you've moved 10 feet. 118 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Yenbul, it's your turn. 119 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,000 You've made it back up onto the slick edge. 120 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:09,000 Mannix has been pulled another 10 feet on. 121 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 So they're still on the ladder. 122 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,000 But it is your turn. 123 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:16,000 Flint has just thrown his hammer into a water globe. 124 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:20,000 Okay, I didn't realize how many spells I had were all fire based. 125 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Until we were fighting spheres of water. 126 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,000 Fighting water? 127 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,000 Yeah. 128 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,000 It could be really good. 129 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,000 Evaporation. 130 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Steam. 131 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 True. 132 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Okay, yeah. 133 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,000 Okay, that's true. 134 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,000 No, you're right. 135 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:36,000 I was thinking water puts out fire, but you're right. 136 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000 Heat also dissipates water. 137 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,000 So maybe... 138 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,000 I was looking for ice in mine. 139 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,000 I know, that's what I just was too. 140 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Can I turn something into ice and it's like I can make ice and then it's like I think that'll just make it bigger. 141 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,000 That's not helping me. 142 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,000 Now it's going to be like a bludgeoning item. 143 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Exactly. 144 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,000 What have I done? 145 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,000 Oh my goodness. 146 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Okay, then I am going to... 147 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:12,000 I am going to cast Sacred Flame. 148 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,000 Okay. 149 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,000 And it's not actually flame, it's radiant. 150 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,000 So that might work. 151 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:24,000 The target has to succeed on a dex saving throw. 152 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,000 For the globe? 153 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,000 What's that? 154 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,000 Yeah, the globe of water has to do a dex save. 155 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 It's the one thing that's threatening them. 156 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 What else are they going to fight? 157 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,000 Okay. 158 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,000 Yeah, no, that's fine. 159 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,000 I'm just... 160 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:40,000 I got to figure out how that is going to work. 161 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Okay. 162 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,000 Cool. 163 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,000 It doesn't make it. 164 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,000 You started this water fight, Russ. 165 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,000 Yeah. 166 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,000 That's cool. 167 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,000 It does not save. 168 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Okay. 169 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:59,000 Then it's going to take 3d8 radiant damage, which is 10 radiant damage. 170 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,000 Did you misplay this globe? 171 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,000 No, I'm playing it perfectly. 172 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:09,000 I'm just trying to figure out how this is going to affect... 173 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:16,000 Okay, so light emanates out and towards this globe and hits it and it... 174 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 It gets shiny. 175 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:24,000 The light disperses through it and it heats it up. 176 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,000 It heats it up. 177 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:31,000 It begins to bubble and steam off the top. 178 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000 Does it get a little bit smaller? 179 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:38,000 I mean, a little bit. 180 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Okay. 181 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,000 Yeah, a little bit. 182 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,000 Okay. 183 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:45,000 And for my movement, I'm going to go and help Mannix off that ladder. 184 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,000 Okay. 185 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Let's get him on ground again. 186 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,000 Sure. 187 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Yeah. 188 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:58,000 Yeah, you get Mannix stood up, water steamy is happening. 189 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 After your turn... 190 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Yeah, you see, Thea, beneath you see this monster begin to kind of just swim the perimeter of this pool. 191 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 Swimming around me? 192 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,000 Yeah. 193 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,000 Oh. 194 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:16,000 And you feel kind of like this vortex begin to form in the center. 195 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,000 And it is back to your turn, Thea. 196 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Oh, well, I want to swim closer to the edge. 197 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:26,000 So you want to swim into the path of the monster? 198 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,000 Because it's swimming the perimeter. 199 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000 Well, you know what? 200 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,000 Maybe I'm just going to... 201 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:40,000 How big's the perimeter and how fast is your swimming movement? 202 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Let's do some fun math, guys. 203 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:47,000 My swimming movement is only my walking distance, which is 30 feet. 204 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 Depends how big the pool is, right? 205 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,000 So the pool is... 206 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:54,000 These are 10 foot squares. 207 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:59,000 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 50. 208 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:06,000 We'll say it's like you could 50 or 60 feet from where you have been knocked into the center of this pool. 209 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,000 To get to the closest edge. 210 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,000 I will dash to get to the edge. 211 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,000 Okay. 212 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,000 I will dash to get to the edge. 213 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:20,000 What do I have to do to time it so that I don't hit it? 214 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,000 Make a dexterity... 215 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,000 Probably an acrobatics check. 216 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,000 20. 217 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,000 Okay. 218 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:36,000 I'm going to say that you begin swimming against the force of this vortex that is forming. 219 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:40,000 Above, you see it kind of like begin to suck down and into the pool. 220 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,000 And then you see Thea... 221 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:49,000 You see her figure come close to the surface and then much like... 222 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Flipper? 223 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,000 Flipper. 224 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,000 Good. 225 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:58,000 Like begin to fly out and onto arms back. 226 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,000 No! 227 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Arms back onto her belly and slide across the ground. 228 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 I make Thea look like an idiot. 229 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,000 It's majestic and graceful, Thea. 230 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,000 Is it? 231 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,000 You made the noise. 232 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,000 Okay. 233 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,000 Fine. 234 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,000 That's true. 235 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,000 Okay. 236 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000 I get up. 237 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,000 That's one action to dash out. 238 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,000 So you still have an action. 239 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,000 I still have an action. 240 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,000 You're actually pretty close to where they were. 241 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000 You're more... 242 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:30,000 So you're able to see now where the opening where you were headed, you're able to see 243 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,000 down. 244 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000 It's a long hallway. 245 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,000 You can see some stairs down at the end of it. 246 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:40,000 Flint, Yen Bull and Mannix are more towards this alcove, more towards your right. 247 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000 Okay. 248 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:46,000 There's this giant water steaming bubbling water ball with a hammer in the middle of 249 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:50,000 it beside Flint. 250 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:53,000 Have I gotten out and onto the ledge? 251 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,000 Yeah, you're up. 252 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,000 I'm up now. 253 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000 You're up. 254 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000 Oh, I've really Flipper dived myself out of the water. 255 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,000 Yeah, you Flipper dived. 256 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,000 I gave you Flipper dived. 257 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,000 Oh, thanks. 258 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Okay. 259 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Well, I'll take this slightly stupid look at that. 260 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:16,000 I stand up and like quickly squeeze the water out of my hair and then I look at what's 261 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:25,000 happening and I see the hammer in the middle of the water and I see, I don't know, 262 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:33,000 Flint putting away his ladder and I just, I kind of... 263 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:37,000 Is this, is this ball of water bugging you guys? 264 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,000 I mean, yeah. 265 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Yeah? 266 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:49,000 Ken, okay, there's like a fucking scary squid thing down there with like a big mouth, 267 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000 lots of teeth. 268 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,000 Don't fall back into the water. 269 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000 Okay, that's just... 270 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000 Don't. 271 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000 We weren't going to, but we definitely won't. 272 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,000 Do you want to help with this? 273 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000 It stole Flint's hammer. 274 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000 I see that. 275 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,000 Flint, what? 276 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:13,000 I walk toward the water sphere and how big around is it? 277 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000 15 radius of 15. 278 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,000 So it's like really big. 279 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000 It's really big. 280 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,000 15 feet? 281 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000 15 foot diameter. 282 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,000 So yeah, 15 feet around. 283 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,000 Okay. 284 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:31,000 I want to like just gently touch it with my finger before I do anything. 285 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000 Make an intelligence check. 286 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,000 Check or saving throw? 287 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,000 Check. 288 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000 Okay. 289 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:41,000 I'm going to, I'm going to do another lucky thing because I only rolled a four and I 290 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000 don't want it to kill me. 291 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:52,000 So I'm going to spend another one of my lucky points and I'm going to try again. 292 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000 15. 293 00:15:53,000 --> 00:16:00,000 You touch it and like a wave kind of ripples out from where you touch it and 294 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:05,000 then goes still. 295 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:10,000 And you feel connected to it. 296 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:14,000 No, like it's my own little brain parasite. 297 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 Like do I not want them to hurt it anymore? 298 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000 No. 299 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Like how connected am I to this thing? 300 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000 You feel like you can control it. 301 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000 Oh, I feel like I can control it. 302 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000 Oh, that's very different. 303 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,000 That is very different. 304 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000 Connected. 305 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000 I'm like, okay, now this is a part of me. 306 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,000 I thought it was your best friend. 307 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,000 I thought it was a lump again. 308 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000 I thought we have. 309 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,000 Yeah, exactly. 310 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000 Is it just a lump? 311 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000 Oh no. 312 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:43,000 I, I, I cautiously reach or though I guess if I know it inside, I confidently and I 313 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:47,000 kind of make a show of it like to flint. 314 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,000 I'm like, do you want your hammer back? 315 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:53,000 Let me just, and I put my hand in and I grabbed the hammer and I pull it out 316 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000 and I was like, what was your problem? 317 00:16:55,000 --> 00:17:02,000 And then I want to move it out of the way and into the middle of the like, like 318 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000 out of the way of the path. 319 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,000 Okay. 320 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000 So like more toward the water, I guess. 321 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 However, I could get it out of the way up. 322 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000 I don't know. 323 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000 Yeah, absolutely. 324 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000 So you move it. 325 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,000 I'm showboating entirely right now. 326 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000 You really are. 327 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000 I mean, as you should. 328 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000 While all this showboating is going on, everybody else you see behind Thea, the 329 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:27,000 other three orbs now have come over the top of this pool and are collecting in the 330 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000 center. 331 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000 Let's go. 332 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000 You don't see it. 333 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,000 Everybody else sees it. 334 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000 And I just wave the hammer. 335 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000 You want it? 336 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:41,000 Got a little welcoming party coming your way. 337 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000 I look back and I'm like, let's go. 338 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000 Let's go. 339 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000 I don't want to touch them all. 340 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,000 I don't want. 341 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000 Let's go. 342 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:55,000 Can we hustle ourselves through the passage that now we have a clear walkway for? 343 00:17:55,000 --> 00:18:00,000 If everybody's running out, everybody make a dexterity check. 344 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:04,000 Oh, I somehow kept all my Dysote except a D20. 345 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 So I'm not sure what game I thought I was playing. 346 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,000 Perfect. 347 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000 Roll. 348 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000 Wait, I can do it on here. 349 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000 17 for me, Russ. 350 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 Oh my God, a 10. 351 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 Okay. 352 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:20,000 I'm weighed down because of the hammer. 353 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000 You're dragging the hammer. 354 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000 My strength isn't great. 355 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000 Yeah, Flint, you could call it back at that point. 356 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:29,000 I want her to suffer with it a little bit now. 357 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000 Aren't you just glad to have it back? 358 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:36,000 I mean, not with how it was delivered back to me. 359 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000 It's tainted now? 360 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000 Oh, please. 361 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,000 If you had the option of making a show of it, you totally would have. 362 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000 You know what, Thea, you keep it. 363 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000 It's yours now. 364 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000 Fine. 365 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000 It was Dex, right? 366 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:51,000 Like when Captain America got to pick up the hammer in the last movie. 367 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000 I knew it. 368 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000 Oh, fuck it. 369 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000 Yeah. 370 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000 14 was mine. 371 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000 I guess spoiler alert for Endgame. 372 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000 Yeah. 373 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 Oh, well, that was a while ago. 374 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000 I think we're safe there. 375 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000 Everyone's been locked in their house for like four months. 376 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000 If you haven't seen it yet, you're not going to. 377 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000 Then you didn't want to. 378 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:13,000 Come listen to our downtime where we give movie suggestions as well. 379 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000 Yeah. 380 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000 Yeah. 381 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,000 That'll be one of them that we have coming up here if you haven't seen it already. 382 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 OK. 383 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000 Everybody begins to run out. 384 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:26,000 Mannix and Thea, Thea weighed down by the hammer. 385 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,000 You begin to slip and you fall. 386 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000 Not again? 387 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000 You don't. 388 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000 You begin to slide. 389 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:39,000 But as you fall and everybody else runs, you hear a splash from the pool. 390 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:44,000 And everybody sees this giant, as Thea described it, a squid. 391 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:48,000 But it is it is it is more than that. 392 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000 It is. 393 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000 Everybody make a nature check. 394 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 Nature check. 395 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000 22. 396 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000 18. 397 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000 Nine. 398 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000 Flint, you don't know what it is. 399 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,000 You see it the same as everybody else sees. 400 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:09,000 But everybody else recognizes this as an aboleth. 401 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000 It's creepy. 402 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:23,000 A giant circular spherical body with a giant circular maw and four long tentacles that come out. 403 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:32,000 And it rides up and into this sphere and is now suspended in this giant sphere and begins moving towards you. 404 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:36,000 I can't control that big sphere. 405 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:40,000 Can I battle it with the sphere I can control? 406 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:47,000 I mean, as we have kind of sideways determined, the sphere is controlled water. 407 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000 So no, you can try. 408 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000 It might just absorb into the other one. 409 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000 No, you can do whatever you want. 410 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 Now I feel like it's a good sphere. 411 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000 I don't want to put it in that position. 412 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000 It's your friend now. 413 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 Thea's turn. 414 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000 Manix, who also slipped. 415 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:17,000 Manix is going to try and get up and they are able to and then run 15 feet towards everybody else, which is actually seven and a half feet because difficult terrain. 416 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000 And then it's Flint's turn. 417 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:24,000 Was Thea able to get up or was she still sliding? 418 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 You know what? 419 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:30,000 It's not Thea's turn yet, so she's still she's still prone. 420 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000 OK. 421 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000 Just lay in there. 422 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000 Slip and slide in my way. 423 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:40,000 I yell at her to hold on and I recall the hammer. 424 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:45,000 Just to help her up. 425 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:49,000 I yell. 426 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,000 Yeah, sure. 427 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000 Yeah, I like that. 428 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 Well, Thea's a waif anyway. 429 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,000 I assume it could pull her 80 pounds. 430 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000 Sure. Yeah, absolutely. 431 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:03,000 Yeah, you see Thea zip across like skid across because it's like a slick surface. 432 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000 Like you're skipping a stone. 433 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,000 Splashes up as she goes until it reaches Flint. 434 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000 You let go just as it's about to. 435 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:16,000 He catches it and you kind of slide by and through and in through the next door. 436 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000 Commence a bow. 437 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:23,000 Thea, as you enter the next room, you are immediately attacked. 438 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000 It's just a pit of spikes. 439 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000 It's actually not a room. 440 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,000 It's actually just a floor covered with glass. 441 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000 Weirdly enough. 442 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:47,000 So you you you leave you go through like the caveway entrance exit to this room and bump down some stairs and roll into this cavern, which is rough and has uneven floor with open holes in it. 443 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:53,000 In the east on a spar of rock is like this big stone that jumps out. 444 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,000 And that's what you see as you enter. 445 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000 I wait for my friends. 446 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 Big bad evil things. 447 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000 Yeah. 448 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000 This turn. 449 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:17,000 And it's going to move the sphere as fast as it can, which is only. 450 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000 You see like swimming inside. 451 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:24,000 Yeah, he's swimming forward. 452 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:29,000 So it moves 40 feet. 453 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:33,000 It's hard to. 454 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:43,000 It moves 40 feet towards Mannix and gets within close enough range to swing a tail out at him for 21. 455 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000 That's just going to hit. 456 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:50,000 And that's going to be 15 bludgeoning damage to Mannix. 457 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000 It is Yen Bull's turn. 458 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:56,000 So Mannix is kind of knocked forward a little bit. 459 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000 And we're still like. 460 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 Thea flew on ahead, I guess. 461 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,000 And the rest of us are still still just there. 462 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000 Stuck with my mess. 463 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000 OK, that's fair. 464 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:13,000 OK, well, I am going to. 465 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000 Mannix is prone. 466 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000 No, Mannix is Mannix is standing. 467 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,000 He was just kind of knocked forward from the tail attack. 468 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000 How far is he from me? 469 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Say 15 feet because you would have. 470 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000 Well, you would have dashed. 471 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000 So probably more. 472 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000 Yeah. 473 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:32,000 Can I get back to him so that he is not in front of me anymore? 474 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000 Yes. 475 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000 Great. 476 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Then I am going to get I'm going to go back because I want to cast Thunderwave and I don't want to Thunderwave my friend Mannix into the sphere creature water ball. 477 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000 Sounds good. 478 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000 Seems mean. 479 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000 Yeah, that's fair. 480 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:55,000 So I am going to. 481 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000 Yeah, I'm going to cast Thunderwave. 482 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:01,000 So you need the water sphere. 483 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:07,000 Abalith guy needs to make a Constitution saving throw. 484 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:11,000 OK, that's going to be a 14. 485 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:18,000 OK, so it fails. 486 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:25,000 So it's going to take 3D8 Thunder damage and be pushed 10 feet away from us. 487 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,000 So unfortunately, that's only 10 damage. 488 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000 Not good rolls, you guys. 489 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 Not good rolls. 490 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:38,000 But he's going to be pushed 10 feet away from us. 491 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:42,000 Also, there's a very loud sound like thunder. 492 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:52,000 Echoes throughout the chamber and it hits and ripples through the force ripples through the sphere that is housing the Abalith. 493 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:59,000 And you see it connect and bruise the flesh of this creature and it lets out a cry. 494 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:04,000 And like you see it cave in in the places where it hits. 495 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:08,000 It doesn't it doesn't look good. 496 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 Is there anything else to do on your turn? 497 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:14,000 No, I don't think so, because I think that was probably already my movement. 498 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:18,000 OK, then it is your turn. 499 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:22,000 I am just taking your new surrounding. 500 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000 Yeah, pretty much. 501 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000 Yeah, I don't think I want to go back there. 502 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000 They should be running toward me. 503 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:31,000 Hopefully I yell back like my guys. 504 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000 What do I see? 505 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:38,000 I see to my east a jutted out part of the rock cavernous wall. 506 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000 Yeah. 507 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,000 Is there anything on it? 508 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:45,000 No, you don't see anything on it as you kind of pick yourself up and dust yourself off. 509 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:56,000 You hear like soft scuffing footsteps coming from off into your left and low groans. 510 00:26:56,000 --> 00:27:06,000 And as you wait just a moment, you see one and then two and then more zombies coming from around this corner. 511 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,000 How far into this room am I like? 512 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,000 Am I able to go back and see my buddies? 513 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,000 Yeah, I would say you would have thrown like 10 or 15 feet into the room. 514 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:22,000 So you're just seeing it's a it's a pretty wide room, like 60 or 70 feet for you. 515 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,000 Right. 516 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,000 And then even wider. 517 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000 Right. 518 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:29,000 But I'm just like 15 feet, like a little hallway to get into there. 519 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,000 OK, I walk back. 520 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:37,000 I like run back and I'm just like, hey, guys, cavern full of zombies. 521 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000 For one, I can tell. 522 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000 How are we feeling about this apple with guy? 523 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:49,000 Like you think that we could maybe like continue on to a different entrance or you guys want to like just like with some zombies? 524 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:54,000 I could go either way, but there was no different entrance that you saw. 525 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,000 Oh, this is it. 526 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000 Yeah. Oh, shit. 527 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:59,000 You guys, this is if this is the only one. 528 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:03,000 I mean, OK, it's just heads up filled with zombies. 529 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000 So I go back in. 530 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:09,000 I'm like, I'm going to start hacking, I guess. 531 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000 I go back in. 532 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000 How many zombies can I count? 533 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,000 I have dark vision. 534 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000 So if it's dark in there, it shouldn't matter to me. 535 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,000 Yeah, no, you can definitely see from what you can see. 536 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:25,000 There are eight zombies that you can see and you hear a heavier footstep coming from further around the corner. 537 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000 You can't see what made it. 538 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,000 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 539 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000 All right. 540 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:36,000 Well, do I see any exits from this room from that location as far as you can get in? 541 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000 Yes. 542 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:42,000 Often to your right, you see the cavern kind of bends up and around and looks like there could be an entrance over there. 543 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,000 You can't quite see as far behind the zombies if there's anything back there. 544 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000 OK. 545 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000 How far away from me? 546 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,000 Sorry. 547 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 Lots of technical questions for you right now. 548 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:57,000 How far away from me is would you say the jutted out up part? 549 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000 It's on the opposite side of the room. 550 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000 So, I mean, straight across. 551 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:05,000 You're looking at 60 or 70 feet, I think I said. 552 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,000 And then up. 553 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 OK, cool. 554 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,000 Neat. 555 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,000 I grab from my bag the Tome of Thunderstep. 556 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,000 OK. 557 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:20,000 And I'm going to open it and I'm going to say funda funda malu amat makhuro. 558 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:32,000 And it is going to thunder each creature within a 10 feet within a 10 feet within 10 feet of me makes a conversation. 559 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,000 Sorry. 560 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,000 OK. 561 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,000 Hold on. 562 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,000 You see the zombies. 563 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,000 They're not 10 feet away from you. 564 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000 Oh, OK. 565 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,000 They're just back in, which was 15 feet and then back. 566 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,000 So you are you are just where you could see them coming around a corner to you. 567 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:48,000 So they're probably still 40 or 50 feet away from you. 568 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000 That was my bad. 569 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,000 OK. 570 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,000 Sorry. 571 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000 I misunderstood. 572 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,000 But good news. 573 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,000 They're 40 or 50 feet away. 574 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,000 Not 10. 575 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,000 Yeah. 576 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000 Yeah. 577 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,000 Fair enough. 578 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:04,000 So I guess what I'm going to do is I'm going to Eldridge blast some of these bitches. 579 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:11,000 That is a 16 plus seven 24. 580 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:16,000 I get three beams. 581 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000 I'm not that 17th level yet. 582 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,000 I was in that one. 583 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,000 That one goes nowhere. 584 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000 And that one is a 17. 585 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:28,000 So two beams and one D10 force damage. 586 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000 That's a six. 587 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000 And that's a one. 588 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 So I'm just aiming it at two different. 589 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,000 Sure. 590 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000 Zombies. 591 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:43,000 This energy randomly cracks into two of these zombies, which some of the flesh falls from them. 592 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:48,000 And they kind of take a step back, but then fall in with the horde that's with them. 593 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:53,000 I will just grab my oath bow and I would say swift death to those who have wronged me. 594 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:58,000 And I will pinpoint one that is wearing some sort of garb that I can like pick it out of the crowd. 595 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:03,000 One's got like a unicorn rainbow shirt on. 596 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,000 Nice. 597 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000 I thought maybe like some crushed velvet or something would have been nice. 598 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,000 That too. 599 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,000 Yeah. 600 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,000 Unicorn rainbow. 601 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,000 That's the one. 602 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,000 Crushed velvet. 603 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,000 That's the one. 604 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:16,000 So that's a nat 20 plus seven 27. 605 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000 You really don't like that outfit. 606 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000 Wow. 607 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000 It's so tacky. 608 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000 And also I want it for myself. 609 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000 Fair. 610 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,000 So? 611 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,000 We need some serious detergent to get the smell out though. 612 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:35,000 Do we have a laundry soap sponsor that maybe Thea could do a read for? 613 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000 Hey guys, you want a laundry soap? 614 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,000 We got it. 615 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:42,000 I'm in trouble getting the smell of dead zombie out of their new shirt. 616 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,000 17 piercing damage for unicorn buddy. 617 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,000 Okay. 618 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,000 It lights it up. 619 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000 It was an incendiary. 620 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000 But now it is. 621 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,000 Describe to me how you kill unicorn rainbow zombie. 622 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:59,000 Oh, I aim right for the unicorn's horn. 623 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,000 It's right in the middle of its like the back of its chest. 624 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:08,000 I assume this is kind of like maybe maybe a jean jacket that's been bedazzled. 625 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,000 I like that. 626 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,000 I love it. 627 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000 Yeah. 628 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000 This backstory for this zombie is going to be real good. 629 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000 I'm very excited for it. 630 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000 And I aim for the tip of the horn. 631 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,000 I mean. 632 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,000 It goes straight through the chest. 633 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000 What an opportunity for fan art. 634 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000 Right. 635 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000 Are you writing it down? 636 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000 Jean jacket. 637 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,000 Bedazzled. 638 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,000 Yes. 639 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,000 Unicorn. 640 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,000 I'm into it. 641 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,000 Oh yeah. 642 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000 Hey everybody. 643 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,000 We're here in the middle. 644 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,000 It's where we're at. 645 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,000 It's the middle. 646 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000 Well, we're not at the start. 647 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000 We're not at the end. 648 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,000 So. 649 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,000 Middle. 650 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,000 We've nailed it. 651 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000 We can tell where we are in an episode. 652 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,000 Perfect. 653 00:32:55,000 --> 00:33:01,000 We're I mean normally we're a little funny jokey like you know just keeping it through 654 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000 the whole episode. 655 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:08,000 But there are some things going on within the D&D community and within Wizards of 656 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:13,000 the Coast and Dumbgeons and Dragons that we feel like we need to address and talk 657 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:21,000 about in that the Wizards of the Coast has been prevalent on social media and in 658 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:30,000 various news sites and reports from people working within the company that they have 659 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:36,000 not been representing persons of color well within their company or within the game. 660 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000 It's not a secret. 661 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,000 It's something that has been going on for a long time. 662 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,000 And because right now that is very prevalent. 663 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,000 That is true for the game that we are playing. 664 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:56,000 So we want to talk about that right now in that we don't want to stop playing this 665 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000 game. 666 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:02,000 There have been different things said on Twitter and in Reddit like why don't Dungeons 667 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:06,000 and Dragons shows stop playing Dumbgeons and Dragons. 668 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:12,000 There's probably only one show in the world that can make that change. 669 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000 We all know which show that is. 670 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:20,000 Not even the McElroy Brothers could leave Dumbgeons and Dragons and not lose listeners. 671 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000 And we love you listeners. 672 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000 And we love you listeners. 673 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:32,000 But the bigger point I'm trying to make here I think is that because the game and the 674 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:38,000 company making the game are having problems trying to rectify a lot of decisions that 675 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:42,000 have been made to this point and made normal within their company. 676 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:48,000 We want to be the better way to play the game. 677 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:54,000 So instead of abandoning the game and the structure altogether we would prefer to do 678 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:58,000 our best to be mindful about who we're playing with. 679 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:03,000 Are we representing people of all different backgrounds and cultures? 680 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:08,000 Are we being sensitive to the different topics that do come up in D&D? 681 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:14,000 And how we navigate those is going to help us hopefully be a part of the positive 682 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:18,000 change we should be seeing in the D&D community as well as coming from the 683 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,000 Wizards of the Coast. 684 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000 Because I mean there's going to be a change. 685 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000 Things won't go on the way it is. 686 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:28,000 I think we'd like to be a part of that and hopefully show how it can be played and 687 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:32,000 how inclusive that you could make this game. 688 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:38,000 Yeah, I think since we started we always that's always been important to us as 689 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,000 people. 690 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:43,000 So we've always approached it that way without maybe addressing any of the 691 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000 negative history. 692 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:48,000 So we just want to say like we know we get it. 693 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000 We don't want to stop playing the game. 694 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:55,000 We love the game, but hopefully by being more inclusive and if you have 695 00:35:55,000 --> 00:36:00,000 suggestions about how we can do that or concerns about how we're not doing that, 696 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000 please reach out to us. 697 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,000 That would be amazing. 698 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,000 But that's our intention going forward. 699 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000 We want to keep playing the game because we love it. 700 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:16,000 But we want to try to set a good example about how it can be more inclusive. 701 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:21,000 Yeah, I know we normally just come off as a bunch of dinguses who, you know, 702 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000 laugh and play this game together. 703 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:27,000 But yeah, it is something that we have thought about and we always want to do 704 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,000 better. 705 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:32,000 So yeah, if there's even if you have suggestions of people that could maybe 706 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000 come on as guest stars that we're unaware of. 707 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:38,000 Well, let us know because we're always open to suggestions and anything like 708 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:42,000 that that improves representation is always a good thing. 709 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,000 And that's what we want to try and do. 710 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000 We want to try and do guests that come on. 711 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,000 We want to look at, you know, who we're bringing on and representation within 712 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:56,000 our story, making sure that we ourselves are not painting any persons, 713 00:36:56,000 --> 00:37:00,000 groups, cultures, any of that in a poor light. 714 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:05,000 So you can, if you have any comments for us, you can find us on Twitter 715 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:10,000 at DumbDragonCast, on Facebook, facebook.com slash DumbDragonPodcast, 716 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000 or you can send us an email directly. 717 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,000 DumbDragonPodcast at gmail.com. 718 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:21,000 We are open and willing to talk and make sure that we are doing the best 719 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,000 that we can for everyone. 720 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:28,000 So thank you for listening to us. 721 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:33,000 And we hope that we continue to make a wonderful show that everyone can 722 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:40,000 enjoy and have fun with and feel welcome and comfortable playing. 723 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,000 But now we'll get you back to the episode. 724 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000 We hope you have a wonderful week. 725 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,000 Reach out to us if you have any questions, comments or concerns, 726 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000 and we'll talk to you very soon. 727 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,000 Love you, bye. 728 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,000 Love you, bye. 729 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,000 Bye. 730 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,000 Love you, bye. 731 00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:02,000 Crushes in this zombie's chest and splatters out at the others behind it 732 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,000 and it falls deceased. 733 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:10,000 Um, OK, everybody else, whose turn is it? 734 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,000 Where are we? 735 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,000 Motherfucker. 736 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000 I'm so distracted by the gene genetics. 737 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000 I'm so sorry. 738 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,000 That's OK. 739 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000 It's good. 740 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,000 It's a lot of flavor. 741 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000 I liked it. 742 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000 Manix is standing. 743 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,000 They are running, dashing as fast as they can, 744 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000 and they make it to the entrance. 745 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:31,000 Abelith is still in tow there. 746 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000 Yenbul, you're in between them now. 747 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000 Flint, you are up. 748 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000 All right. 749 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:41,000 Let's mosey on over the way that Manix went. 750 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000 Just mosey on. 751 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000 OK. 752 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,000 Well, I'll dash, but. 753 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,000 Yeah. 754 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,000 Sounds good. 755 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,000 Yeah. 756 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,000 Yeah. 757 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,000 We'll say you can dash. 758 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000 So you are, if you dash, you can make it to the door 759 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000 and then into at least where Thea is. 760 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,000 Perfect. 761 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,000 Let's do that. 762 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,000 OK. 763 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,000 So you're in Thea. 764 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000 Where Thea is, you now see this chamber. 765 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,000 Higher up alcove where across the way, 766 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,000 you see at least eight zombies, 767 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:10,000 the sound of crushing footsteps behind, 768 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000 leading you to believe that there's something bigger. 769 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:16,000 And off to the right, there is what looks like a recess 770 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000 or some sort of exit. 771 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,000 Perhaps you could infer. 772 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000 Howdy, friend. 773 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,000 Any other actions you would like to take? 774 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000 No. 775 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000 I killed one already. 776 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000 He's wearing a baller jacket. 777 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000 It is the Abelith's turn, 778 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:39,000 and they are going to move swiftly towards Yenbul. 779 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000 They can definitely make it to you. 780 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:45,000 So make a strength saving throw as this orb comes close to you. 781 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000 Oh, I'm very weak. 782 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000 But that's an 18 because I rolled good. 783 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,000 Thank God. 784 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000 I'm very weak. 785 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,000 You feel this water like crash into you 786 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,000 and try and suck you in, 787 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:02,000 but you're able to pull yourself out and away when it takes. 788 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000 Actually, it's probably going to do something different 789 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:07,000 because it can see lots of people now, 790 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:12,000 which make a wisdom saving throw. 791 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,000 You're probably going to make it 792 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,000 unless you absolutely biff it. 793 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000 Well, don't set it up like that. 794 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000 18. 795 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,000 Yes, you succeed. 796 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000 So it has moved. 797 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,000 It's right in front of you now. 798 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000 It is your turn. 799 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,000 Yeah, I guess it is on me now, 800 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,000 so I can't run away. 801 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000 It'll get an opportunity attack. 802 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:37,000 Unless you disengage, but that would take an action. 803 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,000 Okay, well, great, great. 804 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000 Glad all my new friends just ran into the next room 805 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000 and left me here with this thing by myself. 806 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000 I really appreciate it. 807 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000 I really appreciate it. 808 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000 For the worse. 809 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000 Puzzle it out there, Yenbul. 810 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 Okay, that's okay. 811 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:58,000 I will cast Sacred Flame, 812 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:02,000 so it needs to make a dex save. 813 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000 A dex save. 814 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,000 A dex save. 815 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000 No pluses, no whammies. 816 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,000 That's a nat 20. 817 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000 Damn. 818 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000 Okay, I guess I do nothing. 819 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,000 I do nothing. 820 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,000 Okay. 821 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,000 Yeah, okay. 822 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,000 Cool. 823 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,000 Can she back up? 824 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000 No, it's an opportunity attack. 825 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000 If I move away, 826 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,000 it just gets to attack me easier, right? 827 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000 Yeah. 828 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,000 I figured that was like turning your back to it. 829 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,000 Like, just like, 830 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,000 slink away. 831 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,000 Sluck backwards. 832 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,000 Slowly. 833 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,000 Okay, then if that is all, then Thea, 834 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,000 you look around. 835 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,000 Flint is there. 836 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,000 Mannix is through the door, 837 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,000 kind of brushing themselves off 838 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000 and looking behind them at this point 839 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,000 where you look through 840 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,000 and you see Yenbul face-to-face with this Aboleth. 841 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,000 Damn, girl. 842 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000 What are you doing? 843 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,000 I'm gonna, 844 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,000 I will take my oath bow again 845 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,000 and I will say swift death 846 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,000 to those who have wronged me 847 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,000 and this thing has wronged me. 848 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,000 And I will hit it. 849 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,000 You're going for the Aboleths, right? 850 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,000 Yep. 851 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000 Yeah, that one will not hit it. 852 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,000 That was only 11. 853 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,000 No, goes wide. 854 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:23,000 That one was a 15. 855 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:26,000 Are you rolling with your advantage again? 856 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,000 No, I have not been rolling with advantage. 857 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,000 When you name someone your sworn enemy. 858 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,000 Roll with, 859 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000 try again, roll with advantage. 860 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,000 I just rolled twice. 861 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,000 So first, 862 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000 it goes in through the water 863 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000 and glances off the hide. 864 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,000 For a 15? 865 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,000 For a 15. 866 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,000 Dang. 867 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000 Okay, I'm gonna try again. 868 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000 Okay, what about a 22? 869 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,000 22 will hit. 870 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,000 Okay, neat. 871 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000 But I'm gonna try rolling again 872 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,000 because it's advantage. 873 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,000 Maybe I'll get a 20. 874 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,000 Get that credit. 875 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000 It wasn't. 876 00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000 It wasn't bad. 877 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,000 It just wasn't. 878 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000 Okay. 879 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,000 13 piercing damage. 880 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000 Tell me how you kill it. 881 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000 Ooh, I don't know. 882 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,000 Maybe the arrow shoots in 883 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000 and it gets stuck in the back of its throat 884 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,000 and it can't, 885 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000 and it, 886 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000 and then it dies. 887 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000 And no one's there to pat it on the back. 888 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000 And no one is there to give it the heimlich 889 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000 or pull it out or anything. 890 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000 And it's just like floating limp 891 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:29,000 in this semi-sentient. 892 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,000 No, that's not what happens. 893 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000 To make a dexterity saving throw yimble. 894 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000 Okay. 895 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000 You told me. 896 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,000 Tell me how you kill it. 897 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,000 But the after effect is not how that happens. 898 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000 Okay, 22. 899 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,000 Okay, as all of this choking 900 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,000 and no heimlich happens, 901 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000 he's looking for a chair to try and like 902 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000 throw itself down on, 903 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,000 it dies 904 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,000 and you see the life leave 905 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000 its body as it goes limp. 906 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:02,000 And then the wave of water begins to crash down on you 907 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000 and you turn and you run 908 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,000 and you ride this wave down to the end of this hallway 909 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,000 that bursts into the next room 910 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000 where you see zombies 911 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000 traveling towards you. 912 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000 Is that just yimble in my back there just like wet? 913 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000 She like silver surfers her way in. 914 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000 Yeah, that's right. 915 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000 Do I just kind of like walk in after? 916 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000 I assumed you just kind of stood 917 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000 where you were and shot through. 918 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,000 Oh yes, I did. 919 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,000 I guess I didn't have to come and stand right beside her 920 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,000 and be like, let me put myself in mortal danger. 921 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000 That's not the kind of friend I am. 922 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000 Yeah, that's fair. 923 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000 So yimble, you now see the scene 924 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:42,000 with the one deceased zombie, more zombies. 925 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000 And actually coming around the corner now 926 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:47,000 you see what is making that larger sound 927 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000 are two ogre zombies 928 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:53,000 in behind Manix's turn. 929 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,000 And they are going to try and turn undead. 930 00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:00,000 So we'll say Manix rushes forward towards them 931 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,000 and half of them are blasted back. 932 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000 He throws his mace down into the ground 933 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000 and this radiant light goes out 934 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:12,000 and blasts three of these zombies backwards 935 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000 and they explode in a mist 936 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:17,000 against the wall behind you. 937 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:21,000 And that brings us to Flint. 938 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:25,000 How close are all these zombies to us? 939 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000 They've had a round to move 940 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:31,000 so they're like 10 to 15 feet. 941 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,000 And Manix has just moved kind of 942 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,000 in the midst of the first wave. 943 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,000 Alright, I will stroll forward to the nearest one 944 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:43,000 and I will attack it with my battle axe. 945 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,000 Alright, make a bunch of attacks. 946 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000 If I must. 947 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000 Yeah, I must. 948 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,000 Alright, here we go. 949 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:59,000 First one is a 19. 950 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:03,000 Second one is a 17. 951 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:07,000 And third one is a 31. 952 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:11,000 Oh, no, you've gone too far. 953 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 954 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,000 So give me damages each separately 955 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,000 and then you can determine if they keep going 956 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,000 if one of them dies. 957 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000 Alright, I will do that. 958 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,000 Okay. 959 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,000 One. 960 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,000 What? 961 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,000 He's got like a plus 11. 962 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,000 Plus 13 with the battle axe. 963 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000 Plus 13, that's what it is. 964 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000 Who gave you that? 965 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:34,000 I mean, that's like my... 966 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:38,000 That's my AC basically. 967 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:42,000 Alright, first one is 14. 968 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,000 Second one is 11. 969 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:48,000 So you kill one with that total. 970 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,000 Okay, and third one is 13 damage. 971 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:55,000 And deeply, so you take two swipes 972 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,000 into the first one that you come up to 973 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,000 and then you drop it 974 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,000 and then this big slash into the second one 975 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000 and an arm falls off of it. 976 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,000 Perfect. 977 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,000 It is Yenbul, your turn. 978 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:10,000 So I commune with Ithgara, my spirit guide, 979 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,000 and say a prayer, censuring the undead. 980 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:17,000 And each undead that can see or hear me 981 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:20,000 has to make a wisdom saving throw. 982 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,000 It's going to be all of them. 983 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:26,000 So we killed one, two, three, four, five. 984 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,000 So we got three normal ones and two ogre zombies. 985 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000 So wisdom saving throw, what are they going to beat? 986 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,000 16. 987 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,000 16, ugh, their wisdom is not great 988 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,000 because they are zombies. 989 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,000 Got a real Flint type bonus here. 990 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,000 Okay, so the ogre zombies, 991 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:49,000 that's going to be a seven and an 18. 992 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:55,000 The other ones, that's a one and a two and a one. 993 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000 And a one, two, three, four. 994 00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:00,000 So all except one of the ogre zombies failed. 995 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,000 Okay, so they are now frightened. 996 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:07,000 They have to try to move as far away from me as they can. 997 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,000 They can't willingly move within 30 feet of me 998 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000 and they can't take any reactions. 999 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000 For its action, it can only dash 1000 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:18,000 or try to escape an effect that prevents it from moving. 1001 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:21,000 If there's nowhere to move, the creature can dodge. 1002 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:24,000 They're all trying to run away now. 1003 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:28,000 Okay, all of them except that one ogre zombie 1004 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:33,000 carrying a large morning star are running away from you. 1005 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,000 And it's all of their turn. 1006 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:40,000 So those zombies that have to are dashing away 1007 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:43,000 as fast as zombies can dash. 1008 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000 What do you guys want to do? 1009 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,000 How do you want to end the scene? 1010 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000 You've just blasted all of them back. 1011 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,000 So you have room to move if you want to try and escape. 1012 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000 Do you want to fight this one ogre zombie 1013 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000 or do you want to run to the next room? 1014 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000 I mean, I feel like we should 1015 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,000 because I don't know why we're acting like creatures 1016 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,000 can't just follow us 1017 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:04,000 because there's no reason for us to think that, is there? 1018 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000 Well, can they get out of the room? 1019 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:12,000 Like, are the openings big enough for an ogre zombie to get out? 1020 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,000 You haven't actually... 1021 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,000 The water one, I just kind of assumed that with the water. 1022 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,000 We'd go around a corner and then we'd be good. 1023 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,000 Yeah. 1024 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,000 Hey, I killed it. 1025 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000 It's true. 1026 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,000 Solve that problem. 1027 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,000 Yeah, I mean, you haven't actually seen... 1028 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,000 Like, it could fit through the door, 1029 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,000 the entryway you just came through. 1030 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,000 But what about the one to the right that we may escape through? 1031 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,000 You can't actually see it. 1032 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,000 Like I said, you can infer that there's something over there, 1033 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:41,000 but you haven't actually seen that egress. 1034 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,000 I mean, my vote is we try and kill it 1035 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:47,000 because I don't want compounding baddies chasing us 1036 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,000 through the pyramid. 1037 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:52,000 And there's only one left now, like we have a full minute 1038 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:55,000 where they're frightened of... 1039 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,000 Everybody roll me... 1040 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000 I'm going to say that it's going to come forward 1041 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,000 and get into the mix of all of you. 1042 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,000 It's going to try and swing out at... 1043 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000 It would get to Mannix first, 1044 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,000 so it's going to try and swing at Mannix, 1045 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:14,000 which it does not do very well. 1046 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:18,000 So it swings clumsily down with this giant morning star 1047 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:22,000 and is basically surrounded by all of you. 1048 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,000 So all of you pick one thing that you're going to do 1049 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,000 and just roll to attack it. 1050 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,000 I mean, yeah, I'm going to go for the arm 1051 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:32,000 that's wielding the giant morning star. 1052 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,000 Okay, roll me your three or 18 attacks, 1053 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,000 however you want to do it. 1054 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,000 Three comma 18. 1055 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,000 All right, first one's a 24. 1056 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:46,000 Second one's a 27. 1057 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:49,000 And another 31. 1058 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:53,000 So last time you did like 40 damage just about, 1059 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,000 so we'll just kind of... 1060 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000 Unless you want to roll. 1061 00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,000 You roll it. 1062 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000 Full damage on that one. 1063 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:06,000 16 and then another 15 is 31. 1064 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:09,000 And nine is 40. 1065 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:13,000 Weird how that one's out. 1066 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,000 You really showed me, Ross. 1067 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,000 You really called that one. 1068 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,000 I really did it. 1069 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,000 Okay, what are you doing? 1070 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:22,000 I'm going to step forward 1071 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:26,000 so that I'm slightly in front of Flint 1072 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:31,000 because I don't want him to take any damage from this. 1073 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,000 But I grab my Tome of Thunderstep. 1074 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,000 I'm actually going to do it this time. 1075 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,000 And I yell, 1076 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000 Funda, funda, malu, amat, mak, kuro. 1077 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:42,000 And each creature within 10 feet of the space... 1078 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,000 Oh, no, shit. 1079 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,000 No, never mind. 1080 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,000 That's everybody. 1081 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,000 Yeah, that's everybody. 1082 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000 I was hoping it would be 10 feet forward. 1083 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,000 I put my book away. 1084 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,000 Those cute ones are hard. 1085 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,000 Yeah. 1086 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:53,000 Like when it goes in all directions. 1087 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,000 I hate how it goes behind me. 1088 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,000 Yeah. 1089 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:59,000 So I guess instead of that, 1090 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:02,000 I'm going to cast Toll the Dead. 1091 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:05,000 So I point at the ogre 1092 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:09,000 and the sound of a Dolorous bell. 1093 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,000 Dolorous. 1094 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,000 Dolorous. 1095 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000 I've never once said that word in my entire life. 1096 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,000 Except for D&D. 1097 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000 And I say it wrong every time. 1098 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,000 Fills the air around it. 1099 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:20,000 And the target must succeed on a wisdom saving throw. 1100 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,000 Or... 1101 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:25,000 Or take... 1102 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,000 3... 1103 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:27,000 Roll damage. 1104 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,000 12. 1105 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,000 Roll damage. 1106 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:30,000 Yeah. 1107 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,000 That's 20 necrotic damage. 1108 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,000 What does Yen Bull do? 1109 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000 I'm going to cast Sacred Flame. 1110 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:39,000 So he needs to make a deck save. 1111 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:45,000 Or take 19 radiant damage. 1112 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:50,000 The scene we fade out on is this ogre clumsily swings down at Mannix 1113 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:55,000 who ducks out of the way into Flint, Thea, and Yen Bull. 1114 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:59,000 Flint unloads three huge axe hits 1115 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:03,000 into dropping the arm off of this giant ogre 1116 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,000 and tacking into its side. 1117 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,000 The sound of this bell rings 1118 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:13,000 and reverberates through when flesh begins to fall off of the zombie. 1119 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:17,000 And Yen Bull lets forth a Sacred Flame 1120 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:24,000 that just begins to peel the skin off of this ogre's face and side. 1121 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:28,000 And it lets out a bellowing roar as it falls to the ground 1122 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:32,000 in a heaping ash and smoke and gore. 1123 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,000 And the four of you stand around it 1124 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:41,000 as the other zombies move back and around the corner away from Yen Bull. 1125 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:44,000 And you make your way to the next room. 1126 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:55,000 The intro song, Nowhere Land, is by Kavin MacLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io. 1127 00:53:55,000 --> 00:54:01,000 All other music and sound effects can be found at epidemicsound.com or boomlibrary.com. 1128 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:06,000 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, Christian Brown, Devin Michaels, 1129 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:13,000 Gabriel Lynch, Jacob Madden, Joshua Dixon, Kat Waterflame, and Stevie. 1130 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:16,000 To find out more how you can support Dums and the Dragons, 1131 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:20,000 visit Patreon.com slash dumbdragoncast. 1132 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:24,000 Thank you for listening. Have a great week. We'll talk soon. 1133 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:30,000 Manix's turn, and they are going to do... 1134 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000 Something. 1135 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000 Turn... 1136 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000 Twitter. 1137 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000 Twitter. They're going to tweet about it. 1138 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:42,000 Seems like a poor choice given the situation. 1139 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:46,000 ...are destroyed. 1140 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:50,000 Three of them, like... 1141 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000 What's a good description for this? 1142 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:55,000 Because I think that they legit, like, explode. 1143 00:54:55,000 --> 00:55:01,000 So he goes and he, like, throws his weapon. 1144 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000 What does he carry now? 1145 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:08,000 Shit. Don't change, don't ever change character sheets for a character, everybody. 1146 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000 It's not worth it. 1147 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,000 It's not worth it. 1148 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,000 I'm just going to say, you did this to yourself. 1149 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,000 I know. Dums and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.