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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Yeah, it's fine.

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Ha! Ha!

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We're gonna need better disguises.

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Yeah.

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I'm kind of digging this sun hat.

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The sun hat does look great.

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It does change your look.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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This is D&D 5th Edition Actual Play Podcast.

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And I'm your Dungeon Master, Russ More.

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And with me today is Tom Laird.

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Yeah, that's me. I play Moot.

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And Amy More.

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That's me. I play Sullivan Slate.

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And Karla Maxted.

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That's me. I play Narixious Akra.

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But you are my friend, so you can call me Glim.

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Aw, thanks.

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How's everybody doing tonight?

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Oh, so good.

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Good.

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Yeah, doing great.

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I can't wait to steal some stuff.

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You know when you just feel like stealing?

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Ready to get to thieving.

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Ooh, it's a caper.

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Right?

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Ready to just be in well over our level two heads.

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Let's do it.

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You guys are still level twos?

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How did that happen?

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Remember when Tom was like,

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were we supposed to level up and you laughed?

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You laughed.

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He really did laugh.

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This sinister laugh.

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Yeah, so hard.

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I laughed so hard.

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Then he said something about...

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Episode 50, we're still level two.

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You'll never live long enough to see level three.

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I don't know. It was very disconcerting.

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He mumbled it.

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Under his breath, yeah.

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Yeah, we're going through a harsh rebrand.

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Again?

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Where we never make it past level two.

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As soon as you're on that XP cusp, nix.

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CPK, got it.

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But where you can stop that from happening is over on Patreon.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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If you join us over there,

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hey, we're only two patrons away from our next goal,

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which is not to nix these three characters,

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but also to have me sing a whole bunch of really great D&D songs.

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I can't wait for the full version of Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe.

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Yeah, that's going to be good.

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If you're not aware, because maybe you're not a patron,

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well, over on Patreon, I run a game every month

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where Russ and Carla and Amy all play,

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and Russ plays a tabaxi bard named Opal,

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and his singing has come up from time to time,

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so this will really be a deep dive into the catalog

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after this next Patreon goal.

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Some world-saving songs.

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Really is.

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I think all those songs, I think only ever world was saved

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when I was singing a song, so.

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Fair.

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I mean, we'll have to go back and check the tape,

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but I'm pretty sure that's how it played out.

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When you are a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you as well,

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and today's patron is Still the Ghost.

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Thanks, Still the Ghost.

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Ooh, spooky.

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Too scary for Carla.

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Unfinished business.

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I have a question.

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Is it, like, Still the Ghost, like, stop that ghost from moving,

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or is it Still the Ghost, like, I am still the ghost.

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I took it that way.

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I continue to be the ghost.

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Yeah, that's the way I took it, too.

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Because it's my unfinished business here on Earth,

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but you're right.

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I had it be, like, you stop that ghost from moving.

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I mean, it's all one word, so it really could be

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Still the Ghost.

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Still T-Ghost.

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Still T-Ghost.

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Oh.

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Like, who is T-Ghost?

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Right?

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Who knows?

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Anyways, Patreon.com's...

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Sorry.

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What a fun little mystery that name is, I know.

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Still T-Ghost.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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Save these lovely little characters and also get an episode dedicated to you.

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And now...

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No pressure.

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This is very ominous.

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Fuck it, let's play D&D.

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Anybody else feel like...

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Fuck it, I'm gonna kill everybody.

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We got nothing to lose now.

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Absolutely.

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If I had spells, I'd be burning spells left right in the center.

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If Amy had more of those acid scrolls...

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We're about to die anyway, so let's go for it.

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I feel like Glim was kind of playing like it was her last day on Earth anyway

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with all her burning...

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A little bit.

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...lighting people on fire and stuff, so let's just see.

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You did not hold back.

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Let's see what happens.

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We join back with Mook Glim and Sully, and it's the next day

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after they've handed off Layden Menda's scroll to a stranger in the night on the docks.

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You're going over the note from Sharmy, reading it again and again

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to make sure that you get the details down pat.

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And you are supposed to be acquiring certain items.

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First, a circlet with runes in Infernal and red and green writing.

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Six alchemical jugs with the sign of Dagon on it.

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And various herbs from Aglarond, Dream Flake, Sutara, Goji Leaves, Sticks Root.

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It also gives you the details that you are to track down a ship from Aglarond

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that should be carrying all of these items.

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Hey, does anyone know what the flag of Agarond looks like?

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I think it's two lions that are face to face.

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I see one over there that they're facing the opposite direction, but it doesn't...

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Maybe I have it wrong.

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One's on top of the other one too.

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It's an interesting flag.

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And it's on that checker background.

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It's blue and white, and then two lions face to face, and then a star in the sky.

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It's quite...

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It's quite striking visually.

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That's involved. It's real busy.

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It's a little... there's a lot going on.

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I don't know a lot about design,

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but it seems like they were really trying to get it all on the flag.

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So we should be able to spot that if they're flying the flag.

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Oh yeah, I totally think so.

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Shall we walk down the docks and just see what we can see?

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Let's see what we can see without having to ask.

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I feel like it might be suspicious if we ask about a ship

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and then something goes missing from said ship.

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Agreed.

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Yeah, that's absolutely correct.

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You don't want to say, I'm going to steal,

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because people will expect things to go missing and then also know it was you.

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Can I roll a perception check to see if I see this beautiful flag we have designed?

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This beautiful, busy, busy flag?

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Yes, as you walk out of the inn and tavern that you are in,

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make a perception check please.

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Twelve.

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That is better than what I rolled.

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That's also better than what I rolled.

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Three.

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Oh, I had seven.

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The three of you walk out of the skunky monkey into the street

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and back down toward the dock.

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And as you're walking back down the street,

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you look to a bulletin board that's on the way.

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And before you get down to the dock, you see your image and Moot's image

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under the sign wanted for the maiming and debilitation of two civilians.

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Oh.

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Oh, Glim.

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We should get a disguise or something.

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What do you guys need a disguise for?

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What do you...

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Yeah, this isn't...

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I mean, I stand by what I did, but this isn't great.

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This is really refreshing.

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My face isn't even on there.

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Well, because you were hiding under a blanket the whole time.

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Well, yeah, fair enough.

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I mean, it was very important.

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Okay, yeah, we got to get you guys maybe some disguises.

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Yeah, I think that's a good idea.

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I can wear this robe, but I don't know if that's a great disguise.

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Maybe we could just go and I could find, you know,

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like some sort of fun chapeau and that would throw people off.

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I mean, I'm sort of hard to disguise.

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I'm very large and I'm, you know...

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Yeah, all colorful is the problem.

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Hold on one second.

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I want to pop back into the tavern that we had come from.

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And I want to like sneakily gather soot from the fireplace

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because every tavern has a fireplace.

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There certainly will be a fireplace.

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Yes.

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I want to do that.

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Also, I'm delighted there's no homeless people in this...

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I mean, are you trying to be stealthy or are you just going in

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and taking soot from a fireplace?

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I want to go in and be a little stealthy,

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but like I don't want to raise suspicion.

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Like that would be weird.

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Also, did I have a big floppy sun hat last time?

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You did.

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I feel like I'm going to keep wearing that.

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Yeah, we did end with...

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I think I like the sun hat.

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All right.

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Well, that's a 14.

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It's not super busy, but yeah, you can actually absolutely go in

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and take soot from the fireplace without raising too much suspicion.

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Yeah, I just kind of like scoop some of it

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into a little leather bag that I have and exit.

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And I come out and I say, here, bend down, bend down.

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And I take some soot and I start to rub it all over Glim's face,

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dulling the shine and glisten of her blue or her brilliant scales.

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You don't even know what color scale is going on.

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No, I'm very sorry.

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It's kind of like bronze.

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I said blue, they're not.

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They're like titanium...

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What are they?

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It's like a reddish bronze?

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Yeah.

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Shut up.

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Listen, go fuck yourself.

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It's an audio medium.

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Yeah, God, I'm not...

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You have to paint the picture if it's blue.

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I have a really hard...

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No, OK, I take it all back.

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I say, come here, bend down.

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And then I start to soot her face and I use that as a verb

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and dull her bronze scales.

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What do you want us to roll to see if this works?

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Is she a master of disguises?

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Are you a master of disguises?

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Only a master of being sneaky.

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What does...

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I say it would be like performance, putting on makeup.

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Performance would be on Glim's part.

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You're trying to...

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I think it would be probably more sleight of hand.

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That's OK with me.

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I mean, that works.

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Yeah, sleight of hand on your part.

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OK.

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Well, that's a 20, not natural.

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Absolutely.

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Whatever you want Glim to look like with soot, she now looks like.

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Yeah, I am just...

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I'm essentially darkening her scales so she doesn't shine so brightly

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and attract attention to herself.

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OK.

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Wow, you're so good at this.

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Have you ever...

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You must have had a job doing this before.

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I feel like I look totally different and like...

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I mean, I'm still a Dragonborn, but not like a glossy kind of one.

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00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000
Like a more rough and tumble kind of.

265
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,000
That's exactly what I'm going for.

266
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,000
Well, yes, I was...

267
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,000
I did work in a make-up-ery for a while

268
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,000
where we would make up different stories for people

269
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:56,000
and then change them into those different types of people.

270
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,000
Oh, so what's the story for me?

271
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000
I said rough and tumble, was I right?

272
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,000
Is that what you were going for?

273
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000
Oh, absolutely.

274
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000
You know what?

275
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000
You probably grew up on the streets.

276
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,000
Yeah, you've seen some hardship.

277
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000
So if I grew up on the streets, what would my name be?

278
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:14,000
Because Glim doesn't really make sense if I'm not shiny anymore.

279
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,000
So now...

280
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,000
I am...

281
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000
What do you think?

282
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000
When you're make-up-ery experience, what would be a good name for me?

283
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000
Oh, well, fair enough.

284
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000
Well, I mean, people like...

285
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000
You know, you're a street urchin, right?

286
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,000
Like you're living on...

287
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000
You probably have a nickname.

288
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000
Your mother probably didn't even care about you enough

289
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,000
to give you a real name.

290
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000
Like maybe you're like Slim.

291
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,000
Oh, I like it.

292
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000
Yeah, Slim.

293
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,000
Okay.

294
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,000
Yeah, Slim.

295
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,000
A little dangerous.

296
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,000
That's who I am now.

297
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,000
Yeah.

298
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,000
Yeah, I grew up on the streets.

299
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,000
My mom didn't even love me.

300
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:52,000
And I've been totally alone my whole life.

301
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:55,000
Gosh, this is actually like a really sad kind of story.

302
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,000
Well, yeah, it's okay, but it's not actually really you.

303
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,000
Yeah, okay.

304
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,000
Also, I don't think Slim's found Bahamut yet.

305
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,000
Oh, God.

306
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,000
I made it even sadder.

307
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:08,000
Oh, yeah, Bahamut would probably be a dead giveaway.

308
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:13,000
Yeah, so you can't go spouting all your awesomeness about Bahamut.

309
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,000
Okay.

310
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,000
Just when you are Slim.

311
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000
That's a glim thing.

312
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000
Right.

313
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000
Okay?

314
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:24,000
You gotta just be sneaky, inconspicuous.

315
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,000
I wonder what deity Slim would follow.

316
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000
Okay.

317
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000
I want to think about that, but...

318
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,000
Okay, do you guys...

319
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,000
What do you guys think?

320
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000
Do I look...

321
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000
Do I look different?

322
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,000
I mean, if I didn't know any better, I would think so.

323
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000
Absolutely.

324
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000
Okay.

325
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000
And you've got that hat, so like...

326
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,000
It's fucking gorgeous, man.

327
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000
I just love the floppy brim.

328
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:49,000
Well, now it's so bright out, it's probably like really coming in handy.

329
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000
It's super handy.

330
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000
It keeps the sun right out of my eyes.

331
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:57,000
You hear the armored footsteps of helm guards from down the street

332
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:03,000
coming from behind you and moving towards the direction of the dock.

333
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,000
I guess we'll move out of the way.

334
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:12,000
When I move out of the way, you notice that I'm like kind of walking with a slight limp.

335
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000
Glim's decided Slim, probably.

336
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000
It's like, it's been a hard life, probably.

337
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000
Yeah.

338
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000
Isn't.

339
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000
Some deep character work she's doing.

340
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000
I like she's really embodying this whole...

341
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000
Really getting into it.

342
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000
I really like it.

343
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,000
All right.

344
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:31,000
From Glim or Slim and Moot, who we haven't come up with a new name for yet.

345
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:35,000
Suddenly someone goes, you're Boot.

346
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:42,000
As the armored soldiers come to your location, make a performance roll.

347
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000
Do I have to perform anything?

348
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,000
They're not looking for me.

349
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,000
They're not looking for you, no.

350
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000
That's a 22.

351
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,000
Performance, okay.

352
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000
It's a 19.

353
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000
You guys are so good.

354
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,000
You strike a pose as your new selves.

355
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:04,000
I feel like I hunch over a little bit and I grab Slim's arm and I say,

356
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,000
Can you help me across the street, sweetie?

357
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:21,000
Well, I mean, I wouldn't normally do that, but I guess you do seem pretty weak and pathetic, so let's go.

358
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000
Oh, thanks, dearie.

359
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,000
You guys are nailing this.

360
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:31,000
The helm guards move past you as the scene is playing out.

361
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:37,000
And as Sully says, you guys are really nailing this, one of them kind of stops and turns and looks.

362
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000
Just keep helping this...

363
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000
Yeah, and I really like...

364
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000
Kindly old lady across the street.

365
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000
Really struggle with my walking.

366
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:48,000
They're kind of just scanning over the situation as it plays out

367
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:52,000
and then begin moving back down towards the dock.

368
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000
All right, now where...

369
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,000
Where to now, guys?

370
00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:02,000
Well, I guess we should go down to the dock and see if we can see that flag and then maybe find the ship.

371
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000
Yeah, it's a good idea.

372
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:09,000
And I guess let's all just keep our eyes peeled in case any more guards come around.

373
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000
I mean, it's a really good disguise.

374
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:15,000
I don't think anyone's going to realize who we really are, that we're not Slim and Boot,

375
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:19,000
but just in case, we'll keep our eyes peeled.

376
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000
OK, sounds good.

377
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:24,000
Also, we should probably stop talking about it.

378
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,000
Right.

379
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,000
Yeah, we shouldn't mention being Slim and Boot anymore.

380
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:32,000
Yeah, yeah, so like, stop it.

381
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:36,000
We flash forward down to the dock and it's...

382
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:42,000
Two hours later because Boot insisted on walking like a granny the whole way to keep up character.

383
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000
Only when the guards are around.

384
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,000
The slight limp, though, from Slim is really slowing us down.

385
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:52,000
You notice that guard presence is increased from the day previous.

386
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000
I wonder why.

387
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:58,000
With your rolls, you've managed to make it all the way down to the dock.

388
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000
And activity has picked back up again.

389
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:09,000
It's as busy as it was yesterday when you arrived with the number of ships coming and going and offloading.

390
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000
Let's pick back up.

391
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000
What's your first...

392
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:19,000
So the dock is quite long as far as the city goes.

393
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,000
It wraps right around the coastline.

394
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:28,000
The dock where you are located is kind of in the middle of the city,

395
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:32,000
but it extends out down the entire run of the city.

396
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:37,000
So for at least a couple of kilometers of dock.

397
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,000
In either direction from where we are or in total?

398
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000
Total.

399
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000
Okay.

400
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:46,000
So what's the plan when we find the ship?

401
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:50,000
Because we can't just go and ask for these things, can we?

402
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,000
No, probably not.

403
00:18:53,000 --> 00:19:03,000
I guess we like watch and observe and see like when the guards switch off or any weaknesses in their defenses.

404
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:07,000
Or see if maybe they're just like unloading things to sell.

405
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:11,000
I guess we don't know if the things will still be on the ship or...

406
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,000
So I say find the ship, watch the ship.

407
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,000
Well, you know what? We get on a caravan.

408
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,000
We can probably do the exact same thing with a ship.

409
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,000
Just be like, you looking for some extra hands?

410
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000
That's a really good point.

411
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,000
And have them hire us and pay us to steal from them.

412
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:31,000
But what if they were leaving?

413
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:36,000
Then we need to steal all this stuff and jump off the boat?

414
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000
Well, it depends where they're going.

415
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000
Huh.

416
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000
I mean, we have to get back, don't we?

417
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000
Do we have a deadline?

418
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000
I feel like we have to get back pretty quick or...

419
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000
Well, it's...

420
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
I think we just have to get back.

421
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000
Yeah.

422
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,000
I don't really know if there was like a time frame for it.

423
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000
Sully, you were the one that signed the deal.

424
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000
Do you remember any of that?

425
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000
No.

426
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000
We just need to come back.

427
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:04,000
And if we fuck her over, she will know.

428
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
Oh, I wasn't suggesting that.

429
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000
I was getting it confused with the scroll.

430
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000
There's a very tight timeline.

431
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000
Oh, yeah, easy to mix those up.

432
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000
No.

433
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,000
Like, I don't think that we should dilly dally or anything like that.

434
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:21,000
But I mean, it's probably a good idea to do things in a safe way.

435
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,000
And probably the less time we spend in this town, the better.

436
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000
I mean, they are actively looking for us.

437
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,000
Yeah, I'd like to get out of this town as soon as we could.

438
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:33,000
I don't really like seeing my face on wanted posters.

439
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
I don't really like seeing my face on anything.

440
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000
I'm sort of, you know...

441
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000
I don't mind being in front of people in real life,

442
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000
but up on a big billboard or something,

443
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
that seems like a terrible idea.

444
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
Well, left or right, guys, what do you think?

445
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000
I mean, if they dock alphabetically,

446
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,000
then they'd be over to the left.

447
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
But I don't think that's how dogs work.

448
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,000
Or maybe it's by name of ship, if it's alphabetically.

449
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000
And we don't know what the ship...

450
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
Do we know what the ship's named, Sully?

451
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
No, we don't know the name of the ship.

452
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:08,000
We just know that it's come from Aglarond.

453
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000
OK, I don't know, left?

454
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000
Sure, let's go left.

455
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:21,000
All right, everybody, as you're hunting and searching

456
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,000
and looking through ships and combing through people

457
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:28,000
and trying to pick up on phrases or anything like that,

458
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
make an investigation roll, please.

459
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000
Well, that was a one.

460
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000
Ooh, that's fun.

461
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
I'm so busy being swim.

462
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000
I can't even pay attention to anything else.

463
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000
A 13 for me, Russ.

464
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:47,000
OK, you managed to walk down to the far end of the dock,

465
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:51,000
walking all the way down to the east end of the dock.

466
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:55,000
Glim, you are very wrapped up in being slim,

467
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,000
perhaps to a fault at this point,

468
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,000
but so much so that you certainly haven't been noticed

469
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:05,000
by any of the helmed guards patrolling the dock,

470
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:09,000
bumping past you, walking around and down the docks

471
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
and up and through the streets of the city.

472
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:17,000
Sully and Moot, you don't see the ship walking down

473
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000
to the east end here.

474
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:24,000
You overhear a dockhand quickly talking to someone,

475
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:29,000
looking like they're trying to settle up an order,

476
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:38,000
saying that a ship, what you hear is a small goblin

477
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
who's missing a left hand.

478
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:44,000
He's got a big sword on his back and carries a clipboard.

479
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:50,000
He's talking to a human male and he says,

480
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:55,000
yeah, ship from Aglaron with a whole bunch of different things,

481
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000
herbs, chemicals, all that sort of stuff.

482
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,000
It's going to be coming in later tonight,

483
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,000
probably down other end of the dock there.

484
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:09,000
Hey, you guys, we got to turn around.

485
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000
We went the wrong way, but we went the right way

486
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000
because we just heard some information just right now,

487
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000
but we went the wrong way because it's going to be

488
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000
at the other end of the dock.

489
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000
Oh, OK.

490
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000
But later tonight.

491
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000
OK.

492
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:27,000
So let's walk down there and maybe like lay low,

493
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:32,000
get a bite to eat at a tavern or something

494
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:39,000
and then OK, come back out when it's dark

495
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000
or when the boat's there.

496
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,000
I don't know.

497
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000
As the three of you turn to walk back down

498
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,000
the other end of the dock, you hear the same voice

499
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000
call out and be like, hey, you tree,

500
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000
you look like you're lost.

501
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000
What are you doing down here?

502
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:59,000
We were just looking to see if anybody needs

503
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:04,000
a couple hands for help on the ship.

504
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000
But then we looked at all these ships

505
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000
and we decided we're going to go check out

506
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000
the other side of the dock.

507
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,000
What's wrong with these ships?

508
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000
These ships are very important.

509
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000
They got a whole bunch of really great stuff on them.

510
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000
Well, I mean, that's great and everything,

511
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000
but I mean, sometimes really important stuff

512
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,000
is really heavy.

513
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000
And let's face it, like, you know,

514
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000
we're working for pennies over here.

515
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000
I don't want to be lifting gold bars.

516
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000
Yeah, we're looking.

517
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,000
Is there any flower deliveries coming in or?

518
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,000
Flower like flowers, anything that's like.

519
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000
Yeah, not bags of flowers,

520
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000
because that would be really heavy.

521
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,000
Yeah.

522
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:40,000
What my friend means is like roses, daffodils, daisies.

523
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000
I used to be a flower ologist.

524
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000
I know a lot about them.

525
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,000
This goblin looks down to their clipboard

526
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:51,000
reaches with their left hand, which is missing.

527
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,000
Every time, every time I go to flip the page,

528
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,000
the arm's not there.

529
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,000
He switches and kind of props it up in his hand

530
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
and flips the pages.

531
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,000
Well, there's some stuff.

532
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,000
There's some, I don't know, you want to lift light stuff.

533
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,000
People don't generally hire for light stuff.

534
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,000
Well, yeah, I know.

535
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
It's just, you know what, too?

536
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,000
There's also a tavern on the other side of the docks

537
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:21,000
over there about, you know, a little ways down.

538
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,000
It's got the best eats.

539
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000
Well, it really does.

540
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000
Yeah.

541
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,000
Lucy's.

542
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000
Yeah, Lucy's.

543
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:34,000
Lucy's slurptuous scrumsh diner.

544
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000
Is that how you say it?

545
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000
I could never quite read it, because it's,

546
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000
there's a lot of consonants.

547
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,000
Lucy's slurptuous scrumsh diner.

548
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000
That's the one.

549
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000
Yeah.

550
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000
Yeah, with the, the one with the soup, right?

551
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000
That real good fish soup.

552
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000
It's so slurpy.

553
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000
It's a chowder.

554
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000
Yeah.

555
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000
Now that I hear you say the name out loud,

556
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000
it makes a lot of sense.

557
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,000
Yeah, for sure.

558
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000
Um, so we're probably going to go down there,

559
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000
grab a bite to eat, and then to, like,

560
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000
see what's coming in in the evening, you know?

561
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000
Cool, yeah, that sounds really great.

562
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000
Because I mean, working in the sun, too.

563
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000
I know.

564
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000
It's really just, it just wears down on you.

565
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000
I wasn't even supposed to be working here.

566
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000
Where are you supposed to be working?

567
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000
Well, I mean, I ended up here.

568
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000
I was, I was out adventuring, you know,

569
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,000
with a group.

570
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
Got this chopped off.

571
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000
Dang, man.

572
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,000
That fucking sucks.

573
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,000
Yeah.

574
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000
Like in some, in some kind of battle or something.

575
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000
Cool, right?

576
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000
Yeah, it's battles.

577
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000
Cool.

578
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
That's where I got it chopped off,

579
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000
and that's...

580
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,000
Sharpened my blade.

581
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000
But, um, yeah, it's, um,

582
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,000
very cool how I got my arm chopped off.

583
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,000
My hand.

584
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,000
Well, you want to come to Lucy's?

585
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,000
You tell us the story.

586
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000
I can't.

587
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000
Uh, well, yeah, yeah.

588
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,000
Hey, yeah.

589
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000
Perfect.

590
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,000
Let's do that.

591
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,000
All right.

592
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,000
Yeah, all right.

593
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000
You're going down there right now.

594
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000
I can get off in about an hour.

595
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000
Yeah, we'll be down there.

596
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,000
We'll have some soup waiting for you.

597
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,000
Oh, that sounds great.

598
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000
What's your name, friend?

599
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,000
My name's Shoo.

600
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000
Shoo Left Hand.

601
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000
Which hand is he missing?

602
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000
His left hand.

603
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000
Oh, yeah, he is.

604
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000
Ha, Shoo Left Hand.

605
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000
I like your name.

606
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
I like your gumption.

607
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,000
Thanks, friend.

608
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000
What's your name?

609
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:17,000
My name?

610
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,000
I'm Boot.

611
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000
Boot, hey.

612
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
Pleasure to meet you, Boot.

613
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000
Shoo, Boot.

614
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000
It kind of seems like you guys were meant to meet.

615
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,000
Don't you think?

616
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,000
Boot and Shoo.

617
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000
Oh, that's a good one.

618
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,000
I think we're going to be the best of friends.

619
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,000
Yeah.

620
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000
My name is Tully.

621
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000
Tully, nice to meet you.

622
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000
Took you a long time to think of your name there.

623
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,000
Uh, well, you know.

624
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,000
Well, it was just the whole Shoo and Boot thing.

625
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
It was too much for me.

626
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,000
Oh, yeah, I get it.

627
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,000
Uh, I'm Slim.

628
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000
I'm Slim.

629
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000
Sure, Slim, because you're tall and Slim.

630
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,000
I get it.

631
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,000
Yeah, it's not one of those ironic nicknames.

632
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:02,000
It's one of those face reality kind of nicknames, you know.

633
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,000
Cool story, bro.

634
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000
Yeah, I like it.

635
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,000
I dig it.

636
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000
All right, we'll see you at Lucy's in like an hour or so.

637
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000
Yeah, absolutely.

638
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,000
Nice.

639
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,000
All right.

640
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000
All right.

641
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
Outie.

642
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
Cut down to the end of the other.

643
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:22,000
You're going to check out the other end of the dock.

644
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:28,000
Yeah, we're going to go to Lucy's, which is at the other end of the dock.

645
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000
Perfect.

646
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,000
Yeah.

647
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000
And we catch.

648
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000
Check things out along the way.

649
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,000
Keep listening.

650
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000
We catch a good table, too.

651
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:38,000
Right by the window, we can see the ships coming in and out.

652
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,000
Perfect.

653
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,000
It's fucking beautiful.

654
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,000
You sit down at Lucy's diner.

655
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000
Full name, please.

656
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000
Scrumptious.

657
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:50,000
Lucy's Slurpsious Scrumptious Diner.

658
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,000
I nailed it.

659
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000
How'd that happen?

660
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,000
Right?

661
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:57,000
It's almost like it shouldn't be that, but it is.

662
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,000
It is almost like that.

663
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000
But it is that.

664
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000
But it is.

665
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000
But that happened.

666
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000
Yep.

667
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:07,000
You sit down at a windowed table and you don't notice the ship you're looking

668
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000
for on the way back down there.

669
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:15,000
But you sit down and you sit and wait about an hour passes by unless you

670
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,000
specifically want to talk about anything else.

671
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:22,000
Yeah, I think we should probably talk about the situation we've gotten

672
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,000
ourselves into with shoot.

673
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:30,000
I don't really think it's fair to say we got us into that situation.

674
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,000
Yeah, OK.

675
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:35,000
I was thinking that if we have someone else like a local around us,

676
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,000
we're going to be a lot less suspicious.

677
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:44,000
I was thinking maybe we could get him real drunk and then leave him at the

678
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,000
table while we go and do what we got to do.

679
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000
I don't know.

680
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000
Also, I feel like he's kind of cool.

681
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:56,000
And if we asked him to come along with us, he might do it.

682
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000
I mean, he said he used to be an adventurer.

683
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,000
Right?

684
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000
You sound kind of nostalgic.

685
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,000
Although we're not so much being adventurers tonight.

686
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
I mean, we are in the grand scheme of things.

687
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,000
We're on a mission.

688
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:13,000
We're not so much specifically adventuring as we are maybe like

689
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000
ship breaking and entering.

690
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,000
Yeah.

691
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000
More of a Scallywag situation.

692
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000
Yes.

693
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,000
Yes.

694
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,000
Scallywag is the perfect description.

695
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,000
There's a lot of gray area when it comes to adventure.

696
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:27,000
And, you know, we saved Merv's life.

697
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,000
We did.

698
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000
Tonight.

699
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,000
And the only way we were able to do that was to agree to do something

700
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,000
that was a little bit shady.

701
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000
Yeah.

702
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
The world is not black and white.

703
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000
We adventurers, we work in the gray.

704
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000
You have to make sacrifices to do the right thing sometimes.

705
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000
And I understand that.

706
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:48,000
I like the maybe we just make a new friend and he comes along.

707
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,000
That'd be great.

708
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,000
Doesn't seem like it's going that way.

709
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
I wonder if he's like some kind of bureaucrat.

710
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,000
He had a clipboard.

711
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,000
That's true.

712
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,000
Clipboards.

713
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000
Very important people carry clipboards.

714
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,000
Yeah.

715
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,000
So I'm also on board for the get him drunk and pump up our information.

716
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,000
Yeah.

717
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,000
Let's do that first.

718
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,000
And then maybe he'll just agree to come along and then, you know,

719
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:10,000
like he's already like indicted himself.

720
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,000
Yeah.

721
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000
Yeah.

722
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,000
Yeah.

723
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,000
He's addicted that he'd like to come and get the stuff off the ship

724
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,000
with us.

725
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000
Yeah.

726
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,000
And that's also I think I'm totally using that word right.

727
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000
And then he's already done the thing.

728
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:30,000
So he's also, you know, guilty and will either come along with us out

729
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:34,000
of guilt or just at least not turn us in because he would also have to admit

730
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
to his own guiltiness.

731
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,000
Indicted.

732
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000
This all makes total sense.

733
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,000
OK, good.

734
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,000
Sounds perfect.

735
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000
You're sitting around discussing.

736
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:49,000
You hear the door chime open and tiny footsteps walk over and say,

737
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,000
hey, friends, good.

738
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,000
I thought you were just going to ditch me and not show up here.

739
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:58,000
Usually that's what happens to a good old shoe left hand here.

740
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000
But good that you have a shoe.

741
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000
Now, pull up a stump, my friend.

742
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000
Thanks, boot.

743
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:08,000
Good to good to meet some new friends that just just want to share in the

744
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:13,000
in the in the in the in the good storytelling that we can all give to each other.

745
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:17,000
I look at Moot and I say, pull up a stump?

746
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:21,000
In bad taste, bro.

747
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,000
It's all right.

748
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,000
It's all right.

749
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,000
I'm used to it.

750
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,000
It's been missing for a while.

751
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000
I'm so I didn't even think.

752
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000
That's just something that I say.

753
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,000
He's from a place.

754
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
He's from a stump farming place.

755
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
I know it's it's just a coincidence.

756
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
It's like how his name is boot and your name is shoe.

757
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000
It's just a crazy coincidence.

758
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:41,000
No one would ever figure out who knew how it could possibly happen.

759
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000
That's right.

760
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:47,000
That's two people in the world who are named after footwear apparel.

761
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,000
That'd be like a hand in a glove coming together in the world.

762
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:55,000
One who was like a forestry person dealing in stumps, one who has a stump.

763
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,000
The coincidences are through the roof here.

764
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,000
I kind of feel like you guys were kind of meant to like become best friends.

765
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,000
I feel super big chemistry forming right now.

766
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000
Cool.

767
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,000
I like it.

768
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,000
I like chemistry.

769
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:11,000
Actually, I'm not very good at chemistry.

770
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,000
Have a good day at work or?

771
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,000
It's a busy one.

772
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,000
Busy one.

773
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,000
Lots of ships.

774
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,000
Yeah.

775
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,000
I was working the night shift there timelines wise.

776
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,000
Getting off about.

777
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,000
Yeah.

778
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,000
It all works out.

779
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Getting off in the early morning night shift.

780
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000
But yeah.

781
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,000
What's the clipboard for shoe?

782
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,000
I mean important people have clipboards.

783
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:37,000
He pulls the clipboard from his satchel and says, well, so I can keep track of

784
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,000
ships coming and going.

785
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,000
You know what?

786
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:43,000
You got a rough schedule of when they're supposed to be arriving, where they're

787
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,000
supposed to be docking.

788
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000
You can yell at them, say, this isn't your dock.

789
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000
And then they move down to another dock.

790
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:52,000
It's a very powerful piece of equipment when you're working in the shipping, the

791
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,000
shipyard industry.

792
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,000
What would you say your title is in this industry?

793
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000
Very important.

794
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:01,000
Well, they call me the dock specialist.

795
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000
Wow.

796
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000
Because I specialize in dock.

797
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,000
Yeah.

798
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,000
Yeah.

799
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,000
I know.

800
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000
It makes sense.

801
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,000
Information, dock related materials.

802
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,000
You had to go to school for a long time.

803
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,000
A lot of logistics.

804
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000
Shoe left hand.

805
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,000
D.S.

806
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,000
Shoe left hand.

807
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,000
D.S.

808
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,000
Yeah.

809
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000
I can open it.

810
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,000
It almost sounds like detectives.

811
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,000
Shoe left hand detective.

812
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
That would have been good too.

813
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,000
But no, docks.

814
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,000
Like a gum shoe.

815
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
Shoe left hand gum shoe.

816
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000
D.S.

817
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:32,000
Just in case you're thinking about a career change, you know?

818
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000
Sure.

819
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000
Yeah.

820
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000
I mean, who would give up this sweet gig though?

821
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,000
Well, like I said, this wasn't the gig of my dreams.

822
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,000
This was just the gig of happenstance.

823
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000
How did I get this clipboard?

824
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:48,000
I happened to be there and look like the last guy.

825
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,000
Oh.

826
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:54,000
They handed me a clipboard and said, I work here now.

827
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,000
So I work here.

828
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:58,000
The last guy also was a goblin who was missing his left hand.

829
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000
I don't know if he was missing his left hand.

830
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000
I never met him.

831
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,000
But the way that they just thought that I was him led me to believe that there were some similarities.

832
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000
Another coincidence.

833
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Yeah, fair.

834
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000
Well, how'd you find it?

835
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:14,000
Are you like Cerulean or you come from somewhere else?

836
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Since you're an adventurer like us, I assume you've been to many different places.

837
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:24,000
Oh, I come from the mountains up near past the Dale lands there.

838
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000
The Dale lands?

839
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000
We were like just up there.

840
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,000
Whoa, what were you doing up in the Dale land?

841
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,000
Enjoying some super great apples to tell you what.

842
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Oh, those apples.

843
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,000
Known for the apples in the orchards there.

844
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:42,000
When you go back up through that way, you ask yourself for some apple crisp.

845
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,000
Change your life.

846
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,000
Wow.

847
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,000
They weren't serving that.

848
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000
Last time I was there, which city was you in?

849
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,000
We were in High Moon.

850
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,000
What was the name of that place?

851
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,000
High Moon.

852
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,000
High Moon.

853
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,000
High Moon, lovely town.

854
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,000
Oh, yeah.

855
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000
Lovely people up in High Moon.

856
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,000
A lot of love.

857
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
A lot of love in High Moon.

858
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,000
I emphasize the love.

859
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Giving it out freely.

860
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,000
I saw so many body parts up there.

861
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,000
Wow.

862
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,000
A lot of butts.

863
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000
Oh, yeah.

864
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000
Cool.

865
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:26,000
We're in the middle now.

866
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,000
What up?

867
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,000
Yo.

868
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,000
I kind of had like a pink kind of feel to it.

869
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,000
I thought there was going to be more of that song.

870
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,000
Oh, it was kind of bad, but that's fine.

871
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:37,000
We're in the middle now and we're going to tell you about the stuff.

872
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000
Too many words.

873
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,000
Too many words.

874
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000
But hey, we're here.

875
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:45,000
You know what you can do next week, if you were so inclined, is visit Patreon.com

876
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000
Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

877
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:53,000
And if you do it before the 15th, you could be joining us in a game.

878
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,000
Game time.

879
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,000
Game time.

880
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,000
Game time.

881
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000
This month we're running it on the 15th.

882
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:02,000
Well, Tom is running it on the 15th and it's going to be a super fun time.

883
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,000
It will be because I'm going to be there.

884
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Amy's playing.

885
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,000
Yeah, yeah.

886
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,000
And you know what?

887
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,000
Sometimes some other people show up too.

888
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,000
Every now and then.

889
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
Everyone is welcome.

890
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,000
But we would like you to go check that out over at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon

891
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,000
cast and just take a look once a month.

892
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,000
We have a game that we play and this month it's on the 15th.

893
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,000
But check the schedule.

894
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000
We got the next four or five months up there.

895
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:28,000
We'd love to see you around the virtual table, so to speak, playing a game with us.

896
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:33,000
I think the best part about the game time games is that we always learn how to be

897
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,000
better at D&D from our patrons.

898
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,000
Very true.

899
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:41,000
I was going to say the best thing about the game time games is that if you think

900
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:47,000
about how we play with characters that we care about and love and like really want to

901
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:53,000
keep alive and then imagine how we play characters we're playing one time.

902
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000
It's a bit reckless.

903
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000
We're a bit less precious.

904
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000
Just let loose is what you get to see.

905
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Dumbgeons Unchained.

906
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000
Oh, boy.

907
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000
Setting the bar real high, Tom.

908
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,000
Look out.

909
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000
Oh, geez.

910
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,000
Please go check that out.

911
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,000
If it works for you, great.

912
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,000
We'd love to see you there.

913
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,000
If not this month, then maybe one coming up very soon.

914
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,000
And now let's get you back to the episode.

915
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000
Hopefully I'll have a great week.

916
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,000
We'll talk to you soon.

917
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000
Okay.

918
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000
Bye.

919
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Bye.

920
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,000
So you have to work like every day or is it a good job?

921
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000
You get paid a lot.

922
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,000
Sorry.

923
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,000
That's rude.

924
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
I grew up on the streets, so I don't know.

925
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000
I'm not very.

926
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,000
It's all good.

927
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,000
I don't have good social graces.

928
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000
Slim.

929
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000
Yeah.

930
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,000
No, totally.

931
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,000
You're in good company here.

932
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000
No, don't worry about it.

933
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,000
It's not like some hoity-toity place.

934
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:50,000
Cereloon is obviously this is kind of your first time through.

935
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,000
It's a little seedy here.

936
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:56,000
You've got to kind of blend in your types here.

937
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:01,000
I don't want to say it, but a little bit sketchy.

938
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:05,000
Well, that's probably why they got all the extra guts.

939
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Huh?

940
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000
There was lots of guards.

941
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,000
Yeah, a lot of guards.

942
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:11,000
There was some new folk coming through town just blasting face.

943
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000
Did you hear about that?

944
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,000
Like farts?

945
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,000
Whoa.

946
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,000
Oh.

947
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,000
No, what happened?

948
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,000
Not with farts.

949
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,000
No, with like fire out of their mouths.

950
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,000
What?

951
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,000
It's like a dragon or something came in.

952
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000
Talk about light burn.

953
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,000
Huh?

954
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Telling me they probably had Taco Tuesdays down the street there right before getting

955
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,000
a fight.

956
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,000
Well, I would like to see that.

957
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
Sounds like it would have been a sight.

958
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000
You know, my friend, he was walking by.

959
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:47,000
He told me about it, said it was like a dragon person.

960
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,000
And they was like, yes.

961
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000
The guy was just trying to just pet a donkey or something.

962
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:58,000
And then they turned around and were like, no, and then fire.

963
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,000
And then like, burninating was mentioned.

964
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:07,000
And they were like threatening that they would kill their children while they

965
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,000
sleep.

966
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,000
Wow.

967
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,000
These sound like bad dudes.

968
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,000
Bad people.

969
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:15,000
That's why they're up in a wanted sign in the city filled with criminals.

970
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000
Yeah, I saw that.

971
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:20,000
I mean, must be giving a break to all the other criminals.

972
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000
They're like, whoo.

973
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000
Yeah.

974
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000
Safe for right now.

975
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,000
Right.

976
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,000
So what are you three doing in town?

977
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:32,000
Well, we were up in High Moon doing it, doing a thing.

978
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000
And then we thought doing it.

979
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000
What do we what should we do now?

980
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,000
Like join a caravan.

981
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,000
We've already done that.

982
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,000
I thought we'd come here and like, what about a boat?

983
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Yeah, like see something different.

984
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000
It's pretty cool to be on the boat.

985
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000
Lots of water.

986
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,000
Yeah.

987
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,000
You ever you spent a lot of time on a boat before?

988
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000
Well, I get to go up on the boats here.

989
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:59,000
I mean, I did go out on a boat once, but not like as a profession, you know,

990
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:04,000
but I do get to go up on them, you know, just check inventory sometimes

991
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
and then come back down.

992
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:10,000
You can give us maybe like maybe you could like,

993
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,000
since you got such like an important job and stuff,

994
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000
give us a good reference.

995
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000
We find a ship we like, we want to work on.

996
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,000
You'll put in a good word for us.

997
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000
Yeah, absolutely.

998
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:25,000
What kind of skills do you bring to this to the shipping industry?

999
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:30,000
Well, well, I know it didn't sound like it because I was looking to like

1000
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
lift something light, but I'm pretty strong.

1001
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,000
I mean, you look at slam.

1002
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:37,000
I mean, you scrawny on the exterior, but it's all muscle.

1003
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,000
I can just tell just by looking at you.

1004
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000
Yeah, pretty, pretty strong.

1005
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000
I'm great with ropes.

1006
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,000
I can tie so many knots.

1007
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,000
I can swing from them.

1008
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000
I can climb them like a hot damn.

1009
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,000
Real naughty, are you?

1010
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000
Oh, you know it.

1011
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,000
He winks at you.

1012
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:59,000
I'm real good at swabbing things like decks.

1013
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,000
Real good at that.

1014
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Everybody needs a swab for the poop deck.

1015
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,000
Boot on the poop deck.

1016
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,000
I can see it now.

1017
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,000
It has a ring to it.

1018
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000
That's for sure.

1019
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,000
It sure does.

1020
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,000
Yep.

1021
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000
All right.

1022
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
So you got a pulls out his clipboard, starts writing down boot,

1023
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:23,000
clip deck, tully, naughty, slim, super strong.

1024
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,000
All right.

1025
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:28,000
If I hear anybody looking, you know, you guys, obviously you're looking for a job.

1026
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000
You're going to be in town till you find a job.

1027
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,000
Yeah.

1028
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,000
I'll keep an ear out.

1029
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,000
Awesome.

1030
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000
That'd be really great.

1031
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:38,000
Well, I think we should buy you a drink to celebrate.

1032
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000
Oh, it's the least we can do.

1033
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,000
I appreciate it.

1034
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,000
You must be thirsty.

1035
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,000
You work such a long day.

1036
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:47,000
You're the first nice person we've seen in this entire time.

1037
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,000
Really?

1038
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:52,000
Everybody's so nice all usually.

1039
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000
Well, I don't know.

1040
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000
You told us some people were blasting faces.

1041
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000
Real shady characters.

1042
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,000
Well, yeah.

1043
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,000
But if you shady, they stay cool with you.

1044
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:06,000
And those people was coming in blasting faces of our shady people.

1045
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
It's like mind your own business, right?

1046
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,000
Right.

1047
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,000
We don't come into your town and blast your face.

1048
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,000
Right.

1049
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,000
Seems like a little bit overkill for only getting a donkey.

1050
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000
Welcome to Saloon.

1051
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000
We don't want our faces blasted.

1052
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000
You guys should put that on a sign.

1053
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000
That's a good town slogan, right?

1054
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000
I'm going to write that down, too.

1055
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,000
We don't want...

1056
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
So where's that drink?

1057
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
Back heap.

1058
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
Around over here, please.

1059
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
A tooth for my friend.

1060
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,000
The day goes on a little while.

1061
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Do you just hang out all day watching the docks?

1062
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,000
Yeah.

1063
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,000
Why not?

1064
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,000
We're in good company.

1065
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000
I'm sure he's telling us all sorts of adventuring stories.

1066
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,000
The day goes on.

1067
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
The drinks keep flowing.

1068
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000
You have a few meals.

1069
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,000
You're watching the ships coming and going.

1070
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000
And it gets to be kind of dusk.

1071
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:06,000
And you see a large ship coming in, bigger than any that have come down to this area.

1072
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:10,000
And you see a flag up in the crow's nest.

1073
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:14,000
And it has an image of two lions' faces.

1074
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,000
Blue and white checkers.

1075
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000
And a star.

1076
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:24,000
I kind of, like, casually elbow my friends.

1077
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,000
Like, you guys see that?

1078
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,000
See that?

1079
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,000
Silly nods.

1080
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:35,000
Hey, Shoo, that's a big boat coming in there, hey?

1081
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:38,000
Hey, it looks over.

1082
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:42,000
Yeah, oh, yeah, that's one of the bigger ones that comes in.

1083
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000
Yep.

1084
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,000
Yeah.

1085
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Pretty impressive.

1086
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
It's got a pretty cool flag.

1087
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:53,000
Well, that's the flag of, uh, Algor...

1088
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000
Algonquin?

1089
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,000
No, not Algonquin.

1090
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,000
Allegory.

1091
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000
No, I don't think that's...

1092
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Alligator.

1093
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,000
Algorithm.

1094
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,000
Algor...

1095
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,000
Ag...

1096
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,000
Aglaron.

1097
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,000
Oh, I heard of that place.

1098
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,000
Flag of Aglaron.

1099
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000
I haven't even heard of that place.

1100
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,000
Where is that?

1101
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:18,000
It's across the sea, opposite Kitty Corner, you know.

1102
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:22,000
I'm dodging the poking that's happening as he's, like, pointing around.

1103
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000
Wildly gesturing.

1104
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:30,000
Yeah, it comes in every couple months, brings a whole bunch of, I don't even

1105
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:36,000
know, like, real things that, like, you know, the wizards and, like,

1106
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
witches and all that sort of stuff.

1107
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:42,000
They like all those sorts of herbs and chemicals.

1108
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Oh, wizards and witches.

1109
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,000
That sounds dangerous.

1110
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,000
Oh, my.

1111
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,000
I don't know.

1112
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000
Wizards and witches and warlocks.

1113
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,000
Oh, my.

1114
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Oh, my, right?

1115
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000
But yeah, biggest ship that comes in.

1116
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000
It's got a pretty big crew.

1117
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,000
I don't know if they'd...

1118
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:59,000
If that's what you're asking for, I don't know if they'd need anybody

1119
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,000
working for them.

1120
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:04,000
They usually come fully stocked because, you know, it's fully staffed because

1121
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:08,000
they come in, they drop their gear, you know, this day or the night,

1122
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
and then they head back out.

1123
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,000
Do they take tours?

1124
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,000
Because that's, like, a big-ass boat, and I'm not going to lie,

1125
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,000
the size of it really intrigues me.

1126
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000
Like, you to tour the ship?

1127
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,000
They don't even let me up.

1128
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,000
Yeah.

1129
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000
They don't even let dock supervisor...

1130
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,000
You are the dock specialist.

1131
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000
I saw you were supposed to check in.

1132
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,000
The inventory.

1133
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Everybody had to let you while you got the clipboard.

1134
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:34,000
Well, you know, higher up dock specialists, maybe.

1135
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000
Oh.

1136
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:40,000
But, you know, me, I'm down at the other end there, smaller ships,

1137
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:45,000
little just, you know, tiny merchants down there.

1138
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,000
Okay, I'm going to be up front with you.

1139
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:51,000
I don't have all the pull that you think I do.

1140
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,000
But...

1141
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,000
Oh, I'm sure you do, Shoo.

1142
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,000
I mean, we can go ask.

1143
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,000
Like, you know, I've been here around long.

1144
00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:01,000
I recognize probably a couple of the friends up there.

1145
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000
To be honest, I haven't been on that ship specifically.

1146
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,000
Wait a minute.

1147
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,000
Wait a minute.

1148
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000
I got a great idea, you guys.

1149
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:11,000
You said that they all disembark and they spend the night on land?

1150
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000
Well, yeah, a bulk of them.

1151
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000
I'm pretty sure they leave a couple on there, you know.

1152
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,000
Okay, okay.

1153
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:21,000
What if, instead of asking for permission,

1154
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:27,000
we ask for forgiveness after we take a tour tonight?

1155
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:30,000
You're going to just sneak onto the ship?

1156
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000
Shhh.

1157
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,000
You're going to just sneak?

1158
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,000
You're going to...

1159
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Why do you want to sneak onto...

1160
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000
You could get killed.

1161
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000
What for sneaking onto a ship?

1162
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000
We just want to look around.

1163
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,000
Oh, those guys carry big swords and stuff.

1164
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000
Oh, but you know what?

1165
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000
You have a pretty big sword.

1166
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,000
Pumping through my veins?

1167
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000
Don't you miss that?

1168
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000
I grab him by the shoulder.

1169
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000
Don't you miss the adventure shoe?

1170
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000
I do miss the adventure tully.

1171
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,000
And yes, it is a big sword boot.

1172
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:09,000
Slim, you didn't say anything particularly motivational, but I guess...

1173
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,000
You see the glint?

1174
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,000
The glint.

1175
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,000
The glint in the eyes.

1176
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:16,000
It's a bit of a Glimer in your eye there, Slim.

1177
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000
No, no, it's really more of a glint.

1178
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,000
Okay, glint.

1179
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,000
Steely glint.

1180
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,000
Steely, yeah.

1181
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,000
On account of your street-wise upbringing.

1182
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,000
That's right.

1183
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000
The mother didn't care about them.

1184
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,000
Why don't we just wait until they all get off the ship?

1185
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,000
Just tiptoe on.

1186
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,000
Take a little look around.

1187
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,000
What could it hurt?

1188
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,000
You know what?

1189
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Then with the knowledge of the ship, they're totally going to want to hire us.

1190
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:45,000
Because we'll like, know things about the ship.

1191
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:49,000
And they'll be like, we need these people on our ship.

1192
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,000
We're already experts.

1193
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
We're already trained that it wouldn't even need to train us.

1194
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,000
We'd already know our way around.

1195
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,000
You're right.

1196
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,000
They'd be like, where's the mess hall?

1197
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,000
And we'd be able to tell them because like, we know.

1198
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,000
You don't think that would seem suspicious?

1199
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,000
Maybe.

1200
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
Or would it be really amazing?

1201
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:09,000
There's only one way to find out as an adventurer would.

1202
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000
You've got me there.

1203
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000
He puts his clipboard down.

1204
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:17,000
Finishes his drink.

1205
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:20,000
Says, well, are we going to do this or what?

1206
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000
What time is it?

1207
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,000
Well, they just pulled in.

1208
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:27,000
So it's probably, probably want to wait a little bit.

1209
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,000
OK, let's keep our eyes open.

1210
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:32,000
Let's have another round of that soup.

1211
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,000
It is good soup.

1212
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:43,000
OK, you watch several more hours as you see them docking and tying up the ship.

1213
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,000
I stopped drinking at the moment.

1214
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,000
We decide we're going to sneak onto the ship.

1215
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,000
Yeah.

1216
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000
OK, do you stop Shu from drinking?

1217
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
No, no, keep buying Shu drinks.

1218
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,000
Yes.

1219
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:59,000
I go up to the bar and explain that we're all going to be drinking water from here on out.

1220
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:02,000
But Shu will continue to be drinking whatever he was drinking.

1221
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,000
OK.

1222
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,000
But if we're taking him with us.

1223
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,000
That's fine.

1224
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,000
I like this.

1225
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000
He's not going to be very sneaky.

1226
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000
I mean, no one said he had to come with us, Amy.

1227
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:16,000
The plan was to get him drunk, get information and then leave him.

1228
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000
If he drinks enough, he might just get real sleepy.

1229
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,000
Fair enough.

1230
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:22,000
I thought we were gathering a fourth in our party.

1231
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:29,000
OK, well, I'm going to roll four constitution checks here.

1232
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:32,000
And he hasn't rolled below a 12.

1233
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:43,000
So he, as you see the bulk or from what you can presume, the bulk of the crew of this ship that has just pulled in,

1234
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:50,000
which through talking with Shu more, you've come to learn that the name of this ship is the Golden Dragon.

1235
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Of course it is.

1236
00:50:53,000 --> 00:51:01,000
The bulk of their crew leave to go into various inns and taverns and spend the night.

1237
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,000
It looks very quiet on the dock.

1238
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:12,000
It's gotten back to that point where there are fewer people walking about from what you remember the night before.

1239
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:21,000
Shu looks to you in his inebriated state and says, well, as of are we going to do has has.

1240
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:26,000
When when do we jump on the ships?

1241
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,000
Well, I think it's just one ship tonight.

1242
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,000
That's what I said.

1243
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:34,000
Are you OK, man? Are you all right to do this?

1244
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,000
Sure. Yeah.

1245
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000
I got the clipboard.

1246
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,000
He picks up his clip.

1247
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:42,000
I'm your I'm your tickets in here.

1248
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,000
I had a thought.

1249
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:47,000
I know you got the clipboard, but we're all just we're just adventurers.

1250
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,000
We can just sneak on, sneak off.

1251
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,000
No repercussions.

1252
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:54,000
You got a whole like career going.

1253
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000
Are you sure you want to?

1254
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
I thought we would risk it just for a little.

1255
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:02,000
Hey, man, you make your own decisions.

1256
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:12,000
I thought maybe that, you know, shoes left hand was going to join slim toot and poly.

1257
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,000
Oh, no, for sure.

1258
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:19,000
I mean, you get like my friend here said, you get to make your own decisions.

1259
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:22,000
We just you know, we we've just grown fond of you.

1260
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,000
And I think we feel real shitty.

1261
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:30,000
You hold your liquors a lot better than you do this a lot, don't you?

1262
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000
Drinking a lot of practice.

1263
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000
Yeah, yeah, a lot of drinking.

1264
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:37,000
We got to be ready to adventure no matter what state you're at.

1265
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:44,000
So, you know, OK, well, I mean, I don't want to I don't want to be left behind.

1266
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:51,000
I mean, I could be at least be, you know, if you get caught, like, just say, oh, we're just checking the manifolds.

1267
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,000
Sure. Yeah. And the manatees.

1268
00:52:54,000 --> 00:53:00,000
If they got them on board, maybe we got to double check and make sure they've got all six.

1269
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:04,000
I didn't. Yeah. All right.

1270
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000
So, OK. Well, you know what?

1271
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:10,000
We probably need a lookout. Yeah.

1272
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:14,000
Yeah. Everybody knows you around here.

1273
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:18,000
I don't want to brag, but, yeah, they kind of know shoe left hand.

1274
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:27,000
Everybody. Everybody always talks about shoe, probably how he's always the best one to deal with when you pull into the dock and he's the one you want.

1275
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:32,000
And brings you the soup when you're, you know, working hard.

1276
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000
Yeah. Yeah.

1277
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,000
Oh, OK. Yeah.

1278
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:41,000
We need a lookout, need someone just to peek around corners and get in there, get in, get out.

1279
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:48,000
Well, you're like, you'd be like at the on the dock, right, with your clipboard looking hella important.

1280
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:58,000
And if there's someone coming who's going to be getting on the ship, maybe we need to have like you need to give us the sign.

1281
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:01,000
The sign. What's the sign?

1282
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,000
Yeah. We need a signal.

1283
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,000
Oh, oh.

1284
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:10,000
Something to tell you that someone is coming on.

1285
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:18,000
Something like that.

1286
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000
Like that? Yeah.

1287
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:24,000
I mean, that's pretty close.

1288
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:27,000
OK, we definitely draw attention to ourselves.

1289
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:33,000
I hear a birdish creature calling out in the night.

1290
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:37,000
We'll know it's you and you are doing your part for this team.

1291
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,000
Right.

1292
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:46,000
But I mean, don't do it unless like someone's actually going to board the ship and like, you know, blast us.

1293
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000
Sure. Yeah, no, we got to make sure.

1294
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,000
You got the most important job, man.

1295
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,000
Are you ready for this?

1296
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:58,000
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1297
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,000
Are you sure?

1298
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,000
Like I said, I know that you're risking.

1299
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000
I don't want you to get in trouble or lose your job.

1300
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,000
I'm not worried about that.

1301
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:08,000
I could find another job in a heartbeat.

1302
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:11,000
Jobs? Dime a dozen.

1303
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:15,000
No, but I could find one.

1304
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:22,000
OK, Birdman clipboard specialist protecting the adventuring group.

1305
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000
What do we call ourselves?

1306
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000
Oh, what do you think?

1307
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,000
Do you have a good idea?

1308
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,000
Shoes crew.

1309
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,000
Shoes crew.

1310
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,000
Oh, I like that.

1311
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:37,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1312
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,000
Shoes crew.

1313
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:42,000
I feel like it's like an Ocean's Eleven kind of thing here.

1314
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,000
But we're four and I'm a shoe.

1315
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,000
And this is a sea instead of an ocean.

1316
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000
Yes, for sure. Let's go now.

1317
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:54,000
Sea's four. OK, well, let's do it.

1318
00:55:54,000 --> 00:56:02,000
He hops up, puts his clipboard into his bag and confidently walks towards the door.

1319
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000
Is it a closet door?

1320
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:08,000
He walks into the closet door.

1321
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:13,000
Oh, no, not the downtown office.

1322
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:17,000
Guys, guys, I'm stuck.

1323
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,000
I walk over and I open the door.

1324
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:22,000
I'm like, yeah, such a joke stuff.

1325
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000
These guys, what are these jokes?

1326
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000
Holy man. Classic story.

1327
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000
I had known you were that funny.

1328
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000
All right, let's lead the way.

1329
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,000
Let's go.

1330
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,000
We leave through the actual door.

1331
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:37,000
I assume exchanging looks of concern.

1332
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,000
And I whisper back like, we'll take care of him.

1333
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,000
He'll be fine.

1334
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,000
Poor guy. He might be a good lookout.

1335
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,000
It'll be fine.

1336
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:31,000
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1337
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:36,000
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1338
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:45,000
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00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:51,000
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1340
00:57:51,000 --> 00:58:00,000
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1341
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,000
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1342
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:06,000
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1343
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:11,000
Russ is like desperately Googling to find a flag.

1344
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:14,000
No, we know what it is now. It's two lines, face to face.

1345
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:17,000
Two lines, face to face. That's what it is.

1346
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:23,000
Are there any like, I don't exactly know what this like downtown area is like.

1347
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:30,000
Are there like trash cans that were on fire or any like fire pits or anything like that that have been left over?

1348
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:33,000
I'm looking for some ash or some soot.

1349
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:41,000
Yeah, down close to the docks, you remember that there were some beachside bonfires going on.

1350
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:45,000
No, because this is a city. Why would there be?

1351
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,000
That doesn't make sense.

1352
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:50,000
Because homeless people might sometimes need to keep warm at night.

1353
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:53,000
You didn't see any homeless people.

1354
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:56,000
But didn't you say there was no shops?

1355
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,000
No.

1356
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:04,000
We didn't talk about shops, but I feel like you said that before we started recording.

1357
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:09,000
No, he said that that we weren't going shopping and we were going to the market.

1358
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:12,000
That's true. Damn it, Amy. It was on a boat.

1359
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000
Right. Amy, why don't you listen to me?

1360
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000
Amy, you never listen to me.

1361
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000
Yeah, that I'll try. That was recorded though.

1362
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,000
Yeah.

1363
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:22,000
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