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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Right? Like, that didn't exist anymore. The decimators came and they...

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Yeah, for sure.

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I'm just gonna cover myself with a blanket in the back of this wagon. Just for no reason.

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Have a good nap.

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You hear a door and, like, boot it open.

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Ay, Bente! We gotta get down to the ship there.

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Yeah, Barty, I'm coming. Come on, hold your horses. They'll wait for us.

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Guys, can Rolf go any faster?

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. We're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast that you can find on your iPod.

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I'm your dungeon master, Russ More, and with me today is Tom Laird.

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That's me. I play Moot.

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And Amy More.

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That's me. I play Sullivan Sleight.

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And Karla Maxted.

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That's me. I play Glim.

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And you can find us on your iPod as well as everywhere you download podcasts because you've already found us.

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But that's how you can sell us to your friends. We're available on an iPod.

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And to Tom's mom.

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That is a weird thing to say.

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Well, the context is...

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With a little context.

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She was inquiring about the podcast and she called it an iPod.

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It was very sweet.

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How's your iPod going, Tom?

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But when Russ needs to come up with something to ask everybody, he's just going to use that good, good mom talk-gallity.

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Good wholesome mom humor.

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Yep, that's right.

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Where we have things that are less wholesome is over on Patreon. Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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Now, depending on the character, it could be...

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Just a den of filth over there.

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Super wholesome. Like Opalite Brightcliff, super wholesome.

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Super wholesome. Where it wants to hire a child army. Super wholesome.

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Right? I didn't end up hiring it.

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But you wanted to.

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Spoilers. Spoilers!

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Don't you say spoilers.

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I didn't. I bleeped out everything that I said.

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And you guys are just giving me the spoilers now.

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But Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. When you're a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you.

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Like today's patron, John Evanitzky.

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Thanks, John.

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Thank you.

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I think our patrons have the best names, hey?

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Yeah, it's always so much fun. Evanitzky.

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I like that.

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Good.

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That's going to be one of those words.

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Karla and I are so weird like this that sometimes we'll get a word stuck in our heads.

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Always.

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That will just exist in there for no reason.

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It might be one of them.

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Evanitzky. That's what I'm going to be saying to myself later.

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I know it's not a word, it's a name, but it's just like pleasant.

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Yeah, agreed.

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It's just delightful.

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It is.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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Go check it out.

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We would love to have you over there.

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And now, fuck it, let's play D&D.

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You're in the streets of Saraloon.

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Just arrived and are overlooking the harbor.

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When Sully did some increasingly weird things and hid himself under a blanket,

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which, you know, could be construed as odd.

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Two gentlemen walk past you, moot and glim.

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Rough talking individuals.

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One of them kind of bumps into the cart and looks at you and says,

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hey, move your cart here.

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There's not supposed to be carts right in my way here.

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Well, I mean, we are in the road and so are you, so.

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Exactly. So is I.

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OK, well, we're we're heading on our way.

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You start moving, Rolf, and they start walking beside you.

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So why we go in the same way or what?

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Well, it looks that way.

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We wouldn't really be facing in this direction in our carriage with our with our donkey.

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If we weren't going this way, wouldn't make sense, would it?

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Hey, it's a fine looking donkey there.

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Hey, you give you give out donkey rides?

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No, Rolf doesn't like anyone riding on him.

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Ah, see, Barney, nobody says no to us, do they?

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No, no, they don't. My friend here, he wants to ride your donkey.

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Well, the donkey's tied up to the cart right now and he's pulling us, so he's busy.

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I'm not sure what else to say.

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A donkey can't be both ridden and pulling a carriage at the same time,

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and he's clearly pulling a carriage.

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So I think you maybe look, there's another donkey just over there.

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You could probably go ride that one.

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No, I like this one.

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And he pulls out his dagger and he moves towards the reins.

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I'm so uncomfortable right now, just as Amy.

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I just want to say that this interaction has like my palms are sweating.

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He's got them in his hand.

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No, sir, please don't do that.

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What are you going to do?

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I would really prefer if you didn't do that.

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You're going to need to step away from Rolf.

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Wouldn't you prefer if I didn't do this and he lifts the reins and puts the dagger to the reins?

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I'm going to try and intimidate him.

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You're a dragonborn.

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Now I'm going to breathe some fire at him.

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If I can't be stopped taking my donkey, beat it, loser.

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Sonny's in the back like, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.

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OK, so you're breathing fire on him.

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OK, I think you got to do I roll or Dexterity?

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I think I roll Dexterity.

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How does fire work?

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Dex.

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They're both going to be in line.

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We'll say Barty's got a 21, Benty's got a nine.

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OK, so one saves and one fails.

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And so half on the sixes.

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Oh damn.

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Only because I rolled two D6s and I rolled two sixes.

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Twelve damage on the one and six damage on the other.

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The gentleman you've come to know as Benty who's holding the reins with his dagger takes the full brunt of your fire breath.

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His clothes alight.

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And as the flame dies down, you see like blistering all over his skin.

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Barty takes some off to the side, but manages to kind of roll out of the way and says, excuse you.

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You're burning my friend here for just trying to take a little donkey ride.

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And he pulls out a blade.

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Roll for initiative.

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Can I also roll?

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I'm going to.

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No, you roll.

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Fifteen.

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Twenty.

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Fifteen.

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You may go first.

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I figured you were probably going to be remaining in your blanket until the last possible moment.

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Maybe I'm having some, you know, like, do you confront your your childhood captors and abusers?

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Or do you stay silent and scared?

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It's what's happening within Sully and also Amy at this moment right now.

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The whole thing like, OK, I just need to say that unreasonable requests from people who feel like they are reasonable

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requests to people who obviously know that the requests are unreasonable.

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Like for some reason creates an anxiety within me.

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Like, like, what do you mean you want to ride my donkey?

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Agreed. The donkey is hitched to a cart.

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No, it's so alarming. It's alarming.

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It's it makes my hand sweaty.

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OK, top of initiative.

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Glim, you are up first.

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So I am going to I'm going to pull out my war pick.

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OK.

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And I am going to try to hit him with it.

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I feel like I don't even know how to.

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Very rarely have been fighting.

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Oh, well, I rolled a 20.

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Oh, yes, you did.

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Who are you attacking?

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Please destroy my childhood captors.

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The one that's less burned that was given me some lip, I believe, was really given me some attitude.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, Barty.

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Fuck that guy.

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So I am going to hit him with my war pick and I am also going to use my divine smite.

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So when I hit, I can use a spell slot to get 2d8 radiant damage.

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The war pick damage will be 18 and then the radiant is going to be eight more.

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Oh, God.

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OK, so describe this to me.

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You.

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OK, so Benty comes over.

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He threatens to cut, has not yet cut, but threatens to cut.

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You're making your sound straight up unreasonable.

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Is about to cut the reins.

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You fire.

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After being warned multiple times not to.

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Not to.

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After being multiple times warned not to.

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Sure, they were pushing the boundaries.

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Absolutely.

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And we're probably going to follow through.

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You fire breath him full on in the face to the point where he has third degree burns.

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And then, as his friend approaches, you immediately leap up and deal 26 various types of damage to this gentleman.

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OK, got it.

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Just to be clear, I know Glim's a real goody goody.

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But she stands for good.

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But she stands for good and she is neutral good.

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Like if this follows her code, this is fine.

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I get it.

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She feels no guilt about this.

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He was clearly being totally unreasonable.

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And if people are reasonable with Glim, she's going to be reasonable with them.

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But if not, she's going to fucking kill you with her war pick.

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In like one hit.

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I also maybe Glim doesn't know her own strength yet so much.

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She has only done a lot of practicing, not a lot of actual fighting.

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Oh, that just killed me.

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So dude's not dead, but he does take a huge hit.

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He's knocked prone.

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He's bleeding quite profusely.

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As you pull your war pick back up, you hear heavy footsteps coming from down either side of the street.

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Armored footsteps.

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Moot, your turn.

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Unless there's anything else you want to do.

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No, I think I've done enough.

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Okay, Moot.

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Oh, jeez.

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So that's what you have before you.

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I peek out from and see like people like armored guards running essentially towards us.

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Not running, but they're like with purpose walking towards you at this point.

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Clomping in that instance.

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Guys, maybe we want to get going.

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I think that's a really good idea.

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Maybe we made our point.

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Also, Glim, I love you.

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Oh, I love you too.

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I'll tell you why later, but we should probably just get out of here.

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Okay, yeah, no, I didn't.

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I mean, okay, yeah, I agree.

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Let's just try and go.

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They're both down on the ground.

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Let's hightail it out of here.

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Let's get out of here.

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Okay, Rolf, come on, buddy.

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Maybe pick it up a little bit.

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I was like, I would have kicked him off anyway.

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A couple passerby's see you leaving the scene.

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It was a smite and run.

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And rush over to the two men who are knocked down prone.

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One like crying out in burn pain.

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The other one seemingly unconscious.

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You can't quite tell.

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And begin yelling after you as two guards roll around the corner.

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You can still do anything you want.

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I'm going to say that we're still in technical combat order here.

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Maybe make...

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I don't even know.

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What do you want to do, man?

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What do you want to do?

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I mean, I feel like we're just...

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I don't have any like illusion magic or anything to like throw them off the trail.

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Maybe I'll try creating a bonfire right behind us so that like no one can follow us.

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Okay.

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Is there an open space to do that?

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I don't want to hurt anyone.

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I'm assuming everyone's going to jump out of the way if you do so.

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Perfect.

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You know, there's a space.

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All right.

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I will try and create a five foot cube of fire.

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Our retreating carriage is going to leave a space in our wake, right?

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Yeah.

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Like back to the future with the tire treads that are on fire.

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Yeah.

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We don't want to hurt any innocents.

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Absolutely.

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Yeah.

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Fuck these other guys.

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Is there even any?

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Is there even any in this town?

253
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:00,500
Okay.

254
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:04,500
So yeah, the bonfire erupts like under the tail of your carriage.

255
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:11,500
It takes up the better part of the middle of this, leaving it sketchy to get past on either side.

256
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:13,500
A few people kind of jump back.

257
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:18,500
Some who were like calling you out and then this erupts in front of them and they take a step back.

258
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,500
You see the guards coming up to the scene.

259
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,500
One of them looks down.

260
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,500
One of them is walking towards you still.

261
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:27,500
Make a wild magic roll, please.

262
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:28,500
Four or lower.

263
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:29,500
Fifteen.

264
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,500
Five or lower next time.

265
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:32,500
Yep.

266
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,500
He's going to get you.

267
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,500
Oh, it's going to happen.

268
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:43,500
As this builds up in moot, you and I had kind of talked about, you know, creating some sort of physicality to this.

269
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:48,500
How does moot look the more this wild magic is building in him?

270
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:50,500
Ooh, good question.

271
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:57,500
Maybe just like his hair becomes a little more unkempt than it was previously.

272
00:15:57,500 --> 00:16:00,500
No, it gets like a little bit crazier.

273
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,500
Like, okay.

274
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,500
Is it growing?

275
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:07,500
Maybe a little bit, not like noticeable amount, but a little bit every time.

276
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,500
But like grass amount?

277
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,500
Yeah, grass amount.

278
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:12,500
Okay.

279
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,500
But he'll be Doc Brown by the end.

280
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,500
It's all back to the future of this episode.

281
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:16,500
Got it.

282
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:17,500
Okay.

283
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:18,500
Yeah, cool.

284
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,500
Your hair gets more unkempt.

285
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:25,500
Well, I can see that he gets like kind of like raggedy and wilder.

286
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,500
Kind of wild looking.

287
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:35,500
I imagine moot to be part down the side of his hair, combed over, but like very straight lace.

288
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:36,500
Put together.

289
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:41,500
And I think maybe he just gets like sloppier and messier and like kind of like wild.

290
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:49,500
Yeah, I think maybe like the higher it gets, depending on where you're, you know, switching wild magic fire, wind, ice, whatever it might be.

291
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:59,500
Like maybe that, as we get higher than a five, like maybe around the 10 mark, maybe there's some sort of like elemental physicality that comes to this.

292
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,500
Oh, sure.

293
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,500
You've got frosted tips.

294
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,500
Exactly.

295
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,500
It's unkempt and frosted, bitches.

296
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:08,500
Bam!

297
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:12,500
But yeah, maybe like if we get to that point or when we get to that point, right?

298
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:16,500
Like, you know, bringing some sort of that elemental wild magic to it as well.

299
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,500
Sure.

300
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:18,500
It's got to be really cool.

301
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:22,500
Okay, Sully.

302
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,500
Has anyone walked out in front of our?

303
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,500
No.

304
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,500
Okay.

305
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:33,500
There are people who, as you're kind of, as quickly as Rolf will go, going through the streets, kind of dodging out of the way,

306
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:42,500
looking at the big fire behind, not really knowing what's going on, looking to you, but more focused on the the burst of flames that is just shot up in the street.

307
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:49,500
I am still hidden under the blanket, but I'm going to ready an action with my short bow under there.

308
00:17:49,500 --> 00:18:02,500
And as soon as we are stopped by guards, I want to just peek out of my blanket and let loose an arrow.

309
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:07,500
I mean, Sully does things.

310
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,500
Sully's freaked out.

311
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:10,500
That's been established.

312
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:11,500
You know what?

313
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:12,500
Glim's got to attack something.

314
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,500
Moot just set a big fire in the street.

315
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:17,500
You're worried about me shooting an arrow at a guard.

316
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,500
All right, let's fucking do this.

317
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:20,500
All right.

318
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,500
You continue down the street.

319
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:23,500
I'm unreasonable.

320
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,500
You're looking at the front or the back, Sully?

321
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,500
I think I'm looking at the back.

322
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:35,500
And I think that we are probably moving at a fairly good clip that the cart itself is like bumping along the road.

323
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:41,500
So me like shifting under a blanket isn't going to hopefully be noticeable at all.

324
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:48,500
If we're saying that it's bumping the physical contents of the cart, it's also going to impose disadvantage on whatever shot.

325
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,500
OK, never mind.

326
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:50,500
It's not bumping.

327
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,500
It's super smooth sailing.

328
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:58,500
I'm actually going to say I don't think we're going to like once we get like a little ways away,

329
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:03,500
then I don't think we're going to be trying to rush like we're going to try and look normal.

330
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:10,500
So we're not like speeding through the streets because then everyone we pass is going to be like, yeah, I saw that carriage.

331
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,500
It was fucking crazy.

332
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,500
Yeah.

333
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:13,500
We're just going to wait for something.

334
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,500
The arrows.

335
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,500
Yeah.

336
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,500
OK.

337
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,500
So yeah, you're making your way down.

338
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:20,500
I think I'm looking out the front with.

339
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:21,500
OK, cool.

340
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:24,500
I'm just staring at them and stuff.

341
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:36,500
As you kind of get down to the end of this one lane that you're on, you hear like a jumping leap and land.

342
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:40,500
And as moot and glim as you kind of look over your shoulder,

343
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:49,500
one of these helmed guards has leaped through the flames in the street and has landed down and is now beginning to run towards you.

344
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:53,500
I think we're going to enter a chase in this moment because I don't.

345
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:54,500
Chasing.

346
00:19:54,500 --> 00:20:02,500
I don't feel like direct combat is what you guys want to do in this moment.

347
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:03,500
No, it's certainly not.

348
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:04,500
Well, not with the guards.

349
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,500
That's for sure.

350
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:06,500
So let me pull up the chase mechanics.

351
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:13,500
We're going to keep everybody except Amy has played the chase mechanics

352
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:19,500
because we did it in the episode with Rev and Lex and Margaret and stuff.

353
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,500
Chase comp.

354
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:23,500
So it's not like the same as a race.

355
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:24,500
Dinosaur.

356
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,500
It kind of is.

357
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:28,500
There's similarities.

358
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,500
OK.

359
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:31,500
We forgot about the dinosaur race.

360
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,500
Right.

361
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:33,500
Running and the chase.

362
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:37,500
There's so many fucking things you've done on this podcast that I've completely forgotten about.

363
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,500
Do you guys remember that there's trains in this world?

364
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,500
What?

365
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,500
I don't believe that.

366
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,500
OK.

367
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:45,500
Chases.

368
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,500
Blah, blah, blah.

369
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,500
Running the chase.

370
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:51,500
A reminder for those and for those new.

371
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:56,500
When you're running a chase, everybody's strongly motivated to dash every round.

372
00:20:56,500 --> 00:21:02,500
So we're going to say how quickly can a donkey move because you're being pulled by a donkey.

373
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,500
Donkey D&D Beyond.

374
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:07,500
Donkey.

375
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,500
D&D and D&D Beyond.

376
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,500
D&D and D&D Beyond.

377
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:11,500
That's right.

378
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,500
Donkey or mule.

379
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:16,500
That's the speed of.

380
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:17,500
Nothing.

381
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:18,500
Nothing.

382
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:23,500
Check out horse and then maybe let's like take it down 25 percent.

383
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,500
Just take your back there.

384
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:28,500
Just just just just gear it down a little.

385
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,500
I just feel like a horse.

386
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,500
So a horse is 60 feet.

387
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,500
I'd say probably 40.

388
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:35,500
40 is probably good.

389
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:38,500
So we're going to say you've got a 40 foot.

390
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:42,500
Because if normal walking speed is 30, you'd want it to be like kind of faster than that.

391
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:43,500
Otherwise.

392
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,500
Otherwise, why have a fucking donkey?

393
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,500
Other than they're adorable.

394
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:48,500
Adorable.

395
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:49,500
They carry all the stuff.

396
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:50,500
You don't have to walk.

397
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,500
I mean, there's personalities.

398
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,500
They will protect a farm.

399
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,500
Go get yourself's donkeys, folks.

400
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:58,500
Or or a donkey, a mini donkey.

401
00:21:58,500 --> 00:21:59,500
They're so chase.

402
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:03,500
You're strongly urged or usually urged to dash.

403
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:08,500
You can dash an equal number of times to three plus your constitution modifier,

404
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:11,500
which in the case of a donkey, we're going to say zero.

405
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:12,500
So you can try.

406
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,500
You can go three constitution.

407
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,500
A donkey might have a higher constitution.

408
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:18,500
I would think so.

409
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,500
Constitution.

410
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:22,500
So let's say that the donkey has a plus two.

411
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:27,500
So we can say you can dash five times because a horse has plus one.

412
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:30,500
But if you go over that, we'll deal with that.

413
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:35,500
If we get there, spells and attacks means you don't move as far.

414
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:38,500
You can still move your regular stuff, but you can't attack.

415
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:42,500
Now, how does that work being as we're being pulled by a donkey?

416
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:45,500
Do we each roll for the donkey?

417
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:48,500
We're going to say that the donkey gets around and that's your movement.

418
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:53,500
So you unless you jump out, you don't get movement on your turn.

419
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:55,500
So I think that'll keep it.

420
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:56,500
I think that'll keep it equal.

421
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,500
So you still get your turn.

422
00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:05,500
So in this case, you can react, act and spell cast.

423
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:06,500
So this is like a lot of life.

424
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,500
But we don't have to worry about our individual movement.

425
00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:11,500
And then the donkey on its turn will dash.

426
00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:13,500
OK.

427
00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:18,500
And then at the end of your appropriate turn, roll a d20.

428
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:24,500
That could cause a complication for you or for your pursuers.

429
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,500
Oh, yeah. All right.

430
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:29,500
Let's raise the helm.

431
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:36,500
Helm guard leaps through the fire and begins taking chase at you.

432
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,500
Somebody roll the donkey into initiative here for me.

433
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:42,500
I'll do it.

434
00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:44,500
That was a nat fucking 20.

435
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:45,500
Yeah, it was.

436
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:47,500
So Amy should play a donkey from now on.

437
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:48,500
Roll is amazing.

438
00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:52,500
I think that's what we the only thing that could come of this.

439
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:55,500
So the donkey is top of the round.

440
00:23:55,500 --> 00:24:01,500
Donkey is going to dash 80 feet down, which brings you to the end of this street.

441
00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:05,500
There are people in the street kind of jumping out of the way.

442
00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:10,500
At this point, if you're trying to get rid, get, you know, not seen,

443
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:15,500
you can make a stealth roll with disadvantage because you're still within line of sight.

444
00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:18,500
So you can say if you kind of blends into the crowd or however that is.

445
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:23,500
So somebody has to make a stealth roll for your group.

446
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:24,500
So please roll.

447
00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:25,500
What kind of modifier do we get?

448
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:27,500
Because I've got a good stealth.

449
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:30,500
Well, it's not your stealth unless you.

450
00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:32,500
Yeah, because that would happen on your turn.

451
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:34,500
Stealth is what?

452
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:36,500
Dex.

453
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:38,500
Plus zero.

454
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,500
Also, I would just like to say during this,

455
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:45,500
if everyone could please have the tune of Monster Mash in their heads.

456
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:47,500
But saying, it's the dash.

457
00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:50,500
It is the donkey dash.

458
00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:52,500
Oh, that's fun.

459
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:53,500
OK.

460
00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:57,500
It was a saving smash.

461
00:24:57,500 --> 00:25:01,500
So continue with that in your mind, please.

462
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,500
It makes it more whimsical.

463
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:04,500
I like it.

464
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:08,500
OK.

465
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:10,500
What did you do, Carla?

466
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:11,500
I rolled a one.

467
00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:12,500
Yeah, you did.

468
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:16,500
I mean, I can roll another one if you want, but it can't get worse.

469
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:19,500
The guard has locked eyes on you and, in fact,

470
00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:23,500
advances more because of your now one.

471
00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:26,500
So he closes the gap, even not on his turn.

472
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:28,500
We can take turns rolling that stealth.

473
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,500
I think you can.

474
00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:32,500
That one was at disadvantage, too,

475
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:35,500
if you hide around something.

476
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,500
OK, it is Glim's turn.

477
00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:40,500
You see this guard coming towards you.

478
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:42,500
You can act in any way you want,

479
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:47,500
or we can skip an action if you don't want to.

480
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:53,500
If there's something we can justify, like, skills-wise to aid in your.

481
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:57,500
Oh, my God.

482
00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:59,500
I have a plan.

483
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:01,500
That never happens.

484
00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:03,500
Is that a good one?

485
00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:04,500
Or is it?

486
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:06,500
I don't know.

487
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:14,500
I think for now I am going to, yeah, just wait.

488
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:16,500
Maybe, like, commune with bottom that a little bit,

489
00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:22,500
just, like, getting ready, trying to spur Rolf on in a non-demanding way,

490
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:24,500
but just, like, through divine energy.

491
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,500
Bardi's no longer in this.

492
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:27,500
Moot.

493
00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:31,500
What kind of, like, is it densely populated,

494
00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:33,500
the area that we're currently in?

495
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:34,500
It's fairly busy.

496
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:42,500
The streets are probably two carriages wide before you get to doors and shops and stuff.

497
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:47,500
Yeah, there's people jumping out of the way as you are exiting.

498
00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:52,500
Are there, like, tall buildings on either side that maybe there's clotheslines

499
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:55,500
in between the two buildings and there's some clothes on them?

500
00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:56,500
Yeah.

501
00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:57,500
Perfect.

502
00:26:57,500 --> 00:27:01,500
I will cast Mage Hand with my Crab Claw

503
00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:05,500
and try and grab, like, a big towel or something

504
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:09,500
and drop it right on this guard that's chasing us.

505
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:10,500
Okay.

506
00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:14,500
Make me a...

507
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:20,500
Give me a dex roll for the Mage Hand drop.

508
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:24,500
I can do that.

509
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,500
That is an 18.

510
00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:29,500
So your Mage Hand, your Crab Claw, goes up,

511
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:32,500
pulls just the biggest of towels down

512
00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:38,500
and drops it right on top of this guard who's now, like, clawing at the face,

513
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:42,500
slowed back down to where he was before your Nat 1.

514
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:45,500
Roll me a wild magic roll.

515
00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:47,500
And also, now it's Sully's turn.

516
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,500
Ooh, it's a 7.

517
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:50,500
Whoa!

518
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,500
That was tangentially close.

519
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:54,500
Next time it's a 6 or lower.

520
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:55,500
Okay.

521
00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:56,500
Sully.

522
00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:57,500
Oh, okay.

523
00:27:57,500 --> 00:28:00,500
Sully is not going to move at all,

524
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:04,500
but inside his pack, and I knew I got these for a reason,

525
00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:06,500
he has one...

526
00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:08,500
Where is it? Where is it?

527
00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:13,500
He has a bag of 1,000 ball bearings.

528
00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:17,500
It's legit right there.

529
00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:20,500
Comes standard with rogues, but yeah, absolutely.

530
00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:25,500
Yeah, and so I let loose my bag of 1,000, like, from under,

531
00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:28,500
like, who knows, maybe it was a little crate underneath there

532
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:31,500
that got knocked over, and these ball bearings just come out

533
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:37,500
and just start pouring out the back of this cart,

534
00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:40,500
and I'm hoping that he, like, fucking doesn't see him

535
00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:42,500
because he's got a blanket on his face,

536
00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:44,500
and he's like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

537
00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:48,500
Kind of, you know, like, comic-style, slips on my ball bearings.

538
00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:49,640
on my ball bearings.

539
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:54,119
The guard, still running, trying to get this towel off,

540
00:28:54,119 --> 00:28:56,359
people are moving out of the way, he clears it

541
00:28:56,359 --> 00:29:01,279
and you see him kind of, as he is dashing towards you,

542
00:29:01,279 --> 00:29:04,759
you see people slipping from these ball bearings

543
00:29:04,759 --> 00:29:07,099
as they're spreading out through the street

544
00:29:07,099 --> 00:29:10,519
and he reaches them and collides with them

545
00:29:10,519 --> 00:29:13,480
and you can't see his face, but if you could,

546
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:16,119
it would be like the biggest look of panic

547
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:21,160
as he begins to roll on these and he rolled a nat one,

548
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:27,440
so he goes sliding into one of the nearby stands

549
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,840
and just, it explodes, like there's feathers

550
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:33,880
for one reason or another and this guard

551
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:37,320
is like feet sticking out and over this stand

552
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:41,640
as you three, four, including Rolf,

553
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:43,540
kind of make your way around the corner

554
00:29:43,540 --> 00:29:45,320
and peel off down the street.

555
00:29:45,319 --> 00:29:47,839
I whisper, did it work?

556
00:29:47,839 --> 00:29:49,679
Roll a stealth roll for whoever wants to do that.

557
00:29:49,679 --> 00:29:50,839
Oh, I'll roll the stealth roll.

558
00:29:50,839 --> 00:29:52,359
I'm feeling lucky.

559
00:29:52,359 --> 00:29:53,919
Makes sense that you would.

560
00:29:55,159 --> 00:29:56,279
17.

561
00:29:59,000 --> 00:29:59,839
It takes a little while,

562
00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:02,359
but you blend into the crowd again.

563
00:30:02,359 --> 00:30:04,779
You see some guards patrolling

564
00:30:04,779 --> 00:30:07,759
and almost like guards do

565
00:30:07,759 --> 00:30:09,919
and they have their hand to their ear,

566
00:30:09,919 --> 00:30:14,319
because magic, for no reason,

567
00:30:14,559 --> 00:30:16,519
kind of surveying, but you've blended back in

568
00:30:16,519 --> 00:30:18,319
with the crowd, maybe you've grabbed some things

569
00:30:18,319 --> 00:30:23,079
or like changed the organization of your carriage.

570
00:30:23,079 --> 00:30:23,919
I put a hood on.

571
00:30:23,919 --> 00:30:25,000
We took the top down.

572
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,119
Yeah. That's right.

573
00:30:27,599 --> 00:30:30,639
And you are out of chase.

574
00:30:30,639 --> 00:30:32,539
Good work, everybody.

575
00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:33,960
Wow, Sully.

576
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,480
The old towel and ball bearings trick.

577
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:41,000
Moot, you guys, that was so, that was amazing.

578
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,579
Oh, wow.

579
00:30:42,619 --> 00:30:45,779
Okay, guys, now it's not the time to,

580
00:30:45,779 --> 00:30:47,779
like, I'm not gonna come out from under this blanket

581
00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:49,419
until I absolutely have to,

582
00:30:49,419 --> 00:30:52,179
and now is totally not the time to talk about it,

583
00:30:52,179 --> 00:30:54,819
but I got like a real fucking dark past

584
00:30:54,819 --> 00:30:56,619
and it seems to be catching up with me

585
00:30:56,619 --> 00:30:58,699
in this particular trip.

586
00:30:58,699 --> 00:31:01,679
We're gonna have to have a conversation about it later

587
00:31:01,679 --> 00:31:05,699
and I hope that maybe you guys don't hate me afterwards

588
00:31:05,699 --> 00:31:06,740
because that would suck,

589
00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:09,059
but I mean, I would totally also understand,

590
00:31:09,059 --> 00:31:11,419
but maybe if we could just save Moove,

591
00:31:11,460 --> 00:31:14,220
that might scrub my halo clean a little bit more

592
00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:17,019
and also then we might be able to, like,

593
00:31:17,019 --> 00:31:18,259
get the fuck out of here

594
00:31:18,259 --> 00:31:20,820
and then maybe go back to fuck city.

595
00:31:23,180 --> 00:31:27,380
I mean, this dark past sounds like a lot to deal with,

596
00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:29,980
but yeah, we don't have time to get into it.

597
00:31:29,980 --> 00:31:32,820
Let's save Moove.

598
00:31:32,820 --> 00:31:34,140
Let's get to the ship.

599
00:31:34,140 --> 00:31:36,900
Let's do what we're here to do.

600
00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:37,740
We may have to get, like,

601
00:31:37,740 --> 00:31:39,539
on this ship or something, get out of here.

602
00:31:39,539 --> 00:31:42,220
I don't think we wanna go back through this city.

603
00:31:42,220 --> 00:31:44,700
I don't, this city,

604
00:31:44,700 --> 00:31:46,859
this is maybe the worst place we've been.

605
00:31:46,859 --> 00:31:48,019
It's really bad.

606
00:31:49,579 --> 00:31:51,299
You make it down to the harbor.

607
00:31:51,299 --> 00:31:54,139
It's widespread down the coast of the city.

608
00:31:54,980 --> 00:31:59,980
You reach kind of the entrance point.

609
00:32:00,059 --> 00:32:03,299
There's many carriages coming and going

610
00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:05,500
with large crates.

611
00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:07,079
You blend your way in.

612
00:32:07,079 --> 00:32:11,599
You do see many more guards patrolling the area.

613
00:32:11,599 --> 00:32:13,559
None of them seem to have noticed you.

614
00:32:14,639 --> 00:32:16,720
You do see a few ahead,

615
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:21,079
some doing, like, spot checks of different carriages

616
00:32:21,079 --> 00:32:24,279
that are entering the harbor area.

617
00:32:24,279 --> 00:32:27,799
Guys, I think we should leave Rolf Tygap here

618
00:32:27,799 --> 00:32:29,559
and maybe go on foot.

619
00:32:29,559 --> 00:32:31,000
We'll be less likely to be seen.

620
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,439
We could, like, wear our hoods up

621
00:32:32,439 --> 00:32:36,919
and look just as inconspicuous as all these schmucks.

622
00:32:38,079 --> 00:32:39,359
Yeah, I think that's a good idea.

623
00:32:39,359 --> 00:32:41,559
I don't like the idea of,

624
00:32:41,559 --> 00:32:46,159
I feel like it limits our mobility a little bit

625
00:32:46,159 --> 00:32:47,559
if we're in the carriage,

626
00:32:47,559 --> 00:32:50,079
and this place is shady.

627
00:32:50,079 --> 00:32:52,359
I mean, a harbor normally is pretty shady,

628
00:32:52,359 --> 00:32:53,759
never mind in this town,

629
00:32:53,759 --> 00:32:55,480
with all the goth everywhere.

630
00:32:58,079 --> 00:33:00,759
I wonder if they have ducks down here.

631
00:33:00,759 --> 00:33:01,599
I don't know.

632
00:33:01,599 --> 00:33:02,439
We have a pretty good rapport

633
00:33:02,439 --> 00:33:06,159
with those other ducks from the Dark Ward.

634
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:08,200
It's true.

635
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,600
I hope so.

636
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,480
Be nice to see a friendly face.

637
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,200
Okay, what's that?

638
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,640
So we tie Rolf up, I think,

639
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:21,280
just a little bit before the harbor,

640
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,320
in, you know, like, a regular

641
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,640
carriage animal parking stall?

642
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,960
Well, there's definitely, like, stable-type areas

643
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,800
and, like, tie-up posts, like, near taverns

644
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:34,640
and all that sort of thing.

645
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,840
So there are absolutely places along the way,

646
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,000
and close to the harbor, that you could do that,

647
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,400
reasonably, not just, like,

648
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:41,760
dropping them on the side of the road.

649
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:42,880
Yeah, no, I don't wanna do that.

650
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:45,680
I would also like to give a couple extra coins

651
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:49,400
to the stable hand that I, like, pass them off to,

652
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:50,240
and be like,

653
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,280
listen, if we don't come back for him,

654
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,600
you can keep him, he's a good donkey.

655
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:00,160
Okay, I've always wanted a donkey.

656
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,560
His name is Rolf.

657
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:02,320
Rolf?

658
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:03,200
Yes.

659
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,880
Oh, Rolf, if they don't come back,

660
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:08,079
I'm gonna treat you so well.

661
00:34:08,079 --> 00:34:11,640
I'm gonna feed you apples and hay and wheat.

662
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,519
I hug this weird pre-pubescent stable hand.

663
00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:16,920
Oh, I hope you don't come back,

664
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:18,960
but also, it's very nice to know you.

665
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:20,720
You too.

666
00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:21,680
Take good care of our boy.

667
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:23,000
Of course, always.

668
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:23,960
Thank you.

669
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:26,960
Always and forever.

670
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,200
I'm gonna comb your hair,

671
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,400
and we're gonna play dress up.

672
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,519
Guys, I think we should probably not come back for Rolf.

673
00:34:33,519 --> 00:34:35,360
It seems like this guy really needs a friend.

674
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:39,120
This is the only kind person in this whole city.

675
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,840
Thanks for doing that.

676
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,039
It's really fun.

677
00:34:42,039 --> 00:34:42,880
I was like,

678
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,360
I feel like we're likely gonna get on a boat

679
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:45,800
and not go back through here.

680
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:46,640
I know.

681
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,920
And I did just almost murder some people to say that.

682
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:49,760
Exactly.

683
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,920
So I'm like, oh my God,

684
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,599
are we just gonna leave this donkey

685
00:34:53,599 --> 00:34:56,519
on the side of the road after it got us out of trouble?

686
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:00,240
No, we found him the very best home.

687
00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:02,079
I feel much better about that.

688
00:35:02,119 --> 00:35:05,519
All right, everybody got the stuff that they need.

689
00:35:05,519 --> 00:35:07,599
I've got the scroll here in my bag.

690
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:12,119
Yeah, we get all of our portable.

691
00:35:12,119 --> 00:35:14,119
Do I have a disguise kit?

692
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:16,799
I don't know.

693
00:35:16,799 --> 00:35:18,639
You would be the one that would, I would think.

694
00:35:18,639 --> 00:35:19,719
I would have to think so, yeah.

695
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:21,519
Does anyone here have a disguise kit?

696
00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:23,480
But no, I do not.

697
00:35:24,759 --> 00:35:26,599
I guess I didn't come with the same kit

698
00:35:26,599 --> 00:35:28,440
as all those ball bearings.

699
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:29,679
Which you don't have anymore.

700
00:35:29,679 --> 00:35:30,519
Which I don't have.

701
00:35:30,519 --> 00:35:31,719
I can't remove it.

702
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,880
I can't remove equipment.

703
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,680
It's just a magical replenishing ball bearing container.

704
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:38,840
You can manage your equipment.

705
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:39,680
And also drop your quantity.

706
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:43,600
Oh, quantity from 1,000 to zero.

707
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,800
That's okay, I'll get more later.

708
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:46,640
Well, you'll get more now,

709
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,560
you know how handy they are, right?

710
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:49,400
You're gonna have 2,000.

711
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:52,720
Honestly, as I saw the 1,000 in my kit,

712
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,520
my mind was just like,

713
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,920
what can I do with 1,000 ball bearings?

714
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,880
It was the thing that made me the most excited.

715
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,039
Yes, okay.

716
00:36:02,039 --> 00:36:04,440
And as I get my things,

717
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:08,880
I bring out a staff that I've been putting

718
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:12,200
from cart to cart in all these different situations.

719
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:15,240
And I bring it with me and I hunch over a little bit

720
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:17,039
and I walk with a bit of a limp

721
00:36:17,039 --> 00:36:18,640
and I put my hood up over my head

722
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,200
and here is my disguise.

723
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:22,559
Okay.

724
00:36:22,559 --> 00:36:27,440
So, do you other two disguise yourselves

725
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:28,640
in any way, shape, or form?

726
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:29,920
You two fugitives.

727
00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:32,200
No one's seen me yet.

728
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,039
I know.

729
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,880
I'm the six foot five dragonborn

730
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:38,920
that just flame blasted some people

731
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,840
in the middle of town.

732
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:43,240
But yeah, you take the disguise, it's totally fine.

733
00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:45,240
I don't want them to kidnap me again.

734
00:36:46,639 --> 00:36:48,559
No, I think I'll just put on,

735
00:36:48,559 --> 00:36:52,760
I would have been in my traveling stuff,

736
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,960
I'm gonna put on a cloak and have it up over my head.

737
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,599
I can't change my size,

738
00:36:57,599 --> 00:37:01,480
but at least I won't be immediately noticeable for a.

739
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:04,039
Well, and on the dock,

740
00:37:04,039 --> 00:37:05,880
I'm sure there's many different kinds of people.

741
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,159
I assume it's very busy and there's, exactly.

742
00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:10,159
I'll grab the comically large sun hat

743
00:37:10,159 --> 00:37:12,199
that we had in the wagon and I'll wear that.

744
00:37:12,199 --> 00:37:13,759
Yeah, you will.

745
00:37:13,759 --> 00:37:16,119
With your slightly unkempt hair.

746
00:37:16,119 --> 00:37:18,279
Slightly unkempt hair, thank you for noticing.

747
00:37:18,279 --> 00:37:19,920
Lord, it's hot out here.

748
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,400
Yeah.

749
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,000
So hot today.

750
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:25,239
I do declare.

751
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:30,680
All right, you enter into the dock area, the harbor area.

752
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:35,920
What do you do?

753
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,800
Maybe look around for a boat

754
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:44,800
that has the same sigil as the one on the scroll.

755
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:47,640
I guess. The weird goat head.

756
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:48,480
Yeah.

757
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,800
I guess my question for you, Sully,

758
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,000
is because you were given the direction

759
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,600
that they would find you,

760
00:37:54,599 --> 00:37:56,679
you have disguised yourself.

761
00:37:56,679 --> 00:38:00,880
How are you being recognizable to some, but not all people?

762
00:38:03,519 --> 00:38:05,279
Just the fact that you're a halfling, maybe?

763
00:38:05,279 --> 00:38:06,559
Maybe.

764
00:38:06,559 --> 00:38:08,279
I don't know.

765
00:38:08,279 --> 00:38:13,279
Hey guys, maybe I should sit over there somewhere,

766
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,360
holding the scroll in my hands.

767
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,159
Maybe you guys could be my bodyguards

768
00:38:19,159 --> 00:38:20,400
or something like that,

769
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,279
and just keep an eye out for me

770
00:38:22,279 --> 00:38:23,880
and anybody approaching me.

771
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:27,400
And then hopefully maybe they'll find me

772
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:30,839
because I'm a halfling sitting here with a scroll.

773
00:38:30,839 --> 00:38:32,719
I think that might be obvious

774
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:35,199
to some looking for a halfling with a scroll

775
00:38:35,199 --> 00:38:36,880
and not others looking for a halfling

776
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,679
that may or may not have escaped a horrible situation.

777
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,679
I think it's as good an idea as any.

778
00:38:43,679 --> 00:38:45,519
I mean, I don't know.

779
00:38:45,519 --> 00:38:46,799
There's hundreds of ships here.

780
00:38:46,799 --> 00:38:49,039
We can't just go door to door.

781
00:38:49,039 --> 00:38:51,480
Please don't let anybody put me in a burlap sack.

782
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:54,440
Like watch me.

783
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:56,679
We'll do our best to make sure

784
00:38:56,679 --> 00:38:58,279
that that doesn't happen again.

785
00:38:58,279 --> 00:39:00,039
So pretend to be your bodyguards,

786
00:39:00,039 --> 00:39:02,400
but then also if the need arises,

787
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:03,839
also be your bodyguards.

788
00:39:03,839 --> 00:39:05,000
Yes, please, yes.

789
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:05,839
Absolutely.

790
00:39:05,839 --> 00:39:06,679
Okay.

791
00:39:06,679 --> 00:39:07,519
All right.

792
00:39:17,519 --> 00:39:19,759
It's the middle.

793
00:39:19,759 --> 00:39:22,440
I thought we were gonna do the dice, dice baby thing

794
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,239
because that came up just a minute ago

795
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:28,160
and I was like, ooh, check out these fresh new D&D tracks

796
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,000
we've got.

797
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,600
Oh man, can we do a bad infomercial?

798
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,760
Like all D&D songs?

799
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:38,280
All the favorites you know and love, like roll the one.

800
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:39,120
Womp, womp.

801
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,040
Sure, yeah.

802
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:45,880
Let's do that.

803
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,360
But also let's tell people about a great charity event

804
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:51,000
that we've got going on for the Trevor Project

805
00:39:51,039 --> 00:39:53,960
where you can bid in an auction

806
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,280
from a whole bunch of great things.

807
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:58,960
But one of those things is me running a game for you.

808
00:39:58,960 --> 00:39:59,800
What?

809
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:00,639
Tell yourself much.

810
00:40:00,639 --> 00:40:01,480
And your friends.

811
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,320
Nobody else was saying anything I have to sell myself.

812
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:05,159
Fair.

813
00:40:05,159 --> 00:40:06,000
You should tell yourself.

814
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:06,820
Simple prostitute, honey.

815
00:40:06,820 --> 00:40:07,659
You're a great DM

816
00:40:07,659 --> 00:40:10,280
and whoever wins the bid will be very lucky.

817
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:11,119
This is true.

818
00:40:11,119 --> 00:40:12,039
That's true.

819
00:40:12,039 --> 00:40:14,199
The current bid is at $85.

820
00:40:14,199 --> 00:40:17,760
So, you know, that's a cheap thing.

821
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,239
It's a bargain for some Russ More DMing.

822
00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:21,200
With Russ More.

823
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:22,040
Yep.

824
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,000
Okay, we've lost the motivation here.

825
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,200
And also, I'm sorry.

826
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,640
This isn't to have sex with Russ.

827
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,400
I just thought I'd put that out there.

828
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,600
This is so that Russ will GM a game.

829
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:35,280
Russ is much more expensive than that for sexual favors.

830
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:36,120
That's right.

831
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,200
We're gonna have to bump that number way up.

832
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,520
Okay, so the whole reason behind this thing here

833
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:41,340
is Dark Dice.

834
00:40:41,340 --> 00:40:43,080
Our good friends over at Dark Dice there,

835
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,360
which is Travis and Caitlin,

836
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:48,120
they put together this cool event

837
00:40:48,119 --> 00:40:49,839
with all funds from this auction

838
00:40:49,839 --> 00:40:51,759
going towards The Trevor Project.

839
00:40:51,759 --> 00:40:52,639
And The Trevor Project

840
00:40:52,639 --> 00:40:54,039
is the leading national organization

841
00:40:54,039 --> 00:40:55,500
providing crisis intervention

842
00:40:55,500 --> 00:41:00,500
and suicide prevention services to the LGBTQ community

843
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,400
and more specifically young people

844
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:05,559
ages 13 to 24 every day.

845
00:41:05,559 --> 00:41:10,440
So we are helping them by contributing our time

846
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,960
and hopefully you are able to go bid

847
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:13,920
on some of the awesome things.

848
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,400
They've got really sweet art commissions

849
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:16,679
done by amazing artists

850
00:41:16,839 --> 00:41:20,679
and renting different GMs from your favorite podcasts,

851
00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:21,599
one of which is me.

852
00:41:21,599 --> 00:41:23,359
So we'll link all that down in the description here.

853
00:41:23,359 --> 00:41:24,239
You can go check that out.

854
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:26,599
It's going on until the end of June

855
00:41:26,599 --> 00:41:28,960
and then whoever wins those bids

856
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,199
will set up a time with the respective GMs

857
00:41:31,199 --> 00:41:35,299
or art commissioners to have their games run

858
00:41:35,299 --> 00:41:38,159
or characters drawn in the month of July.

859
00:41:38,159 --> 00:41:40,399
So hopefully you're able to go check that out

860
00:41:40,399 --> 00:41:43,079
and bid if it works for you.

861
00:41:43,079 --> 00:41:46,199
All proceeds go to The Trevor Project.

862
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,400
Now, Russ, if this goes till just the end of June,

863
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:49,800
that's only a few days away.

864
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,300
So people really need to get on it

865
00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:52,360
if they want to be a part of it.

866
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:53,360
Gotta be snappy.

867
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:54,320
Sorry to be quiet.

868
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:56,720
I'm just emailing myself to remember to go look at that

869
00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:59,040
in case I want to try and get some art commissioned.

870
00:41:59,040 --> 00:41:59,880
Do it.

871
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:01,080
This isn't just for listeners.

872
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,040
I want to do it too.

873
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:03,880
Careful folks.

874
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,400
You guys better get in there right now

875
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,120
because Carla is on it.

876
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,440
Carla's gonna, she's gonna be sniping bids

877
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:10,680
left, right and center.

878
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:11,520
I at least want a look.

879
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:12,360
Gotta watch out for her.

880
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:13,560
I want some commissioned art.

881
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:14,720
It's a really good cause.

882
00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:16,120
This is awesome.

883
00:42:17,039 --> 00:42:17,880
I mean, I want to play with Russ too,

884
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:19,239
but I get to do that every week, so.

885
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:20,079
Yeah.

886
00:42:20,079 --> 00:42:21,239
Yeah, that's fair.

887
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:23,299
We'd love for you to go check that out

888
00:42:23,299 --> 00:42:24,319
and have a great week.

889
00:42:24,319 --> 00:42:25,599
Now back to the episode.

890
00:42:25,599 --> 00:42:27,039
Dice, dice, paint.

891
00:42:27,039 --> 00:42:27,880
There it is.

892
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,559
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

893
00:42:30,559 --> 00:42:35,319
So I go and I sit on like a bench?

894
00:42:35,319 --> 00:42:36,159
Sure.

895
00:42:36,159 --> 00:42:37,279
I don't know.

896
00:42:37,279 --> 00:42:38,119
Okay, so.

897
00:42:38,119 --> 00:42:41,239
You don't want a big piece of like cement that's.

898
00:42:42,159 --> 00:42:43,199
I think this is gonna be,

899
00:42:43,199 --> 00:42:45,599
I think this is gonna be a performance role

900
00:42:45,599 --> 00:42:47,960
because you're trying to be conspicuous

901
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,159
but not conspicuous at the same time.

902
00:42:49,159 --> 00:42:50,599
That's true, I am, yeah.

903
00:42:50,599 --> 00:42:51,679
You're trying to catch the attention

904
00:42:51,679 --> 00:42:55,880
of one specific individual versus perhaps a cult.

905
00:42:57,159 --> 00:42:58,480
16.

906
00:42:58,480 --> 00:42:59,799
I think that's good.

907
00:42:59,799 --> 00:43:04,679
You sit there for what seems like probably a few hours

908
00:43:04,679 --> 00:43:08,839
with many people moving by.

909
00:43:08,839 --> 00:43:10,679
We're still under the 10 day mark, right?

910
00:43:10,679 --> 00:43:11,880
We're like at the 10 day.

911
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:13,719
Yeah, we arrived at the city

912
00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:16,120
within the eighth day, I think I said.

913
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,560
So you've got, in theory, a day and a bit

914
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:22,760
in order to find this person or ship or whatever.

915
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,160
And you're sitting there for a few hours

916
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:27,480
and nobody so far has stopped you.

917
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:30,600
Do I see anyone with an albino weasel?

918
00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:33,080
Negative.

919
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:34,840
I'd be really mad if you did.

920
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:36,880
That fucker dropped the scroll off

921
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,000
only to have it picked up

922
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,000
and then pick it up again eight days later.

923
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,480
Well maybe she'd be able to steer us

924
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,000
to the ship that we need to be on.

925
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,240
Maybe, he could have just took it with him though, couldn't he?

926
00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:51,119
Side note, you don't look at the scroll or anything, do you?

927
00:43:51,119 --> 00:43:53,880
No, it's sealed with a wax seal

928
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:55,719
and I feel like if I were to open it,

929
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:59,159
I'd probably be sealing Merv's death.

930
00:43:59,159 --> 00:44:01,199
Fair enough, okay, good to know.

931
00:44:01,199 --> 00:44:02,760
Okay.

932
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:03,599
Why should I?

933
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:06,760
You can do whatever you want.

934
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:07,599
It's your character.

935
00:44:07,599 --> 00:44:08,960
I hate you, it's whatever.

936
00:44:10,039 --> 00:44:11,639
I prep for all occurrences

937
00:44:11,679 --> 00:44:14,799
and I have many tabs open, that's all I'm saying.

938
00:44:14,799 --> 00:44:17,039
So we're sitting here for hours, you said?

939
00:44:17,039 --> 00:44:18,359
Hours.

940
00:44:18,359 --> 00:44:20,759
If you don't do anything in particular,

941
00:44:20,759 --> 00:44:22,400
several more hours pass by.

942
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,480
Yeah, I just snack on some nuts and stuff,

943
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:27,359
have a rogue apple in my bed.

944
00:44:27,359 --> 00:44:29,559
It's getting to be kind of late now.

945
00:44:29,559 --> 00:44:31,519
The traffic is dying down.

946
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:35,319
People have loaded up the ships,

947
00:44:35,319 --> 00:44:38,679
doesn't look like anybody's leaving at this point.

948
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:43,559
The inbound traffic has slowed to almost a stop

949
00:44:43,559 --> 00:44:48,440
and just as you three have almost given up for the night,

950
00:44:49,759 --> 00:44:51,960
there's quiet footsteps

951
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,000
that begin approaching your direction

952
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,000
and it's a,

953
00:44:56,639 --> 00:44:59,039
because it's dark and kind of backlit

954
00:44:59,039 --> 00:45:01,279
from torches that line along the harbor,

955
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:04,079
it is a,

956
00:45:04,079 --> 00:45:08,960
it looks like about a five foot person

957
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:13,840
with a hood, longer cloak for their person,

958
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,599
walking in your general direction.

959
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:21,639
I kind of like straighten up a little bit

960
00:45:21,639 --> 00:45:24,400
and grip my staff a little tighter in one hand

961
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,799
and then holding the scroll in the other,

962
00:45:27,799 --> 00:45:30,679
I peer at them and I nod.

963
00:45:31,679 --> 00:45:35,399
You see them take like a half pause step

964
00:45:36,399 --> 00:45:38,599
and then continue walking towards you

965
00:45:39,639 --> 00:45:44,639
and as they get closer, you hear Sullivan slight.

966
00:45:46,559 --> 00:45:47,399
Who's asking?

967
00:45:48,279 --> 00:45:50,719
Represent Leighton Menda.

968
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:52,000
Cool, cool, cool, cool.

969
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:56,639
You're supposed to have a certain article on you.

970
00:45:56,639 --> 00:45:58,679
Like this scroll I'm holding very obviously

971
00:45:58,679 --> 00:46:00,159
in my hand right here.

972
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:01,679
He holds out his hand.

973
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:07,440
I place it in his hand.

974
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,719
He grabs it and tries to pull it from you.

975
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:12,440
I let go, not a weirdo.

976
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,279
I'm not gonna pull him close and be like.

977
00:46:14,279 --> 00:46:16,279
He looks at it and holds it up into the light.

978
00:46:16,279 --> 00:46:17,399
You don't really make out his face,

979
00:46:17,399 --> 00:46:21,319
you kind of see a silhouette in the light

980
00:46:21,319 --> 00:46:24,279
and looks at it, examines the seal,

981
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:28,480
rubs his finger along it and kind of feels the edges.

982
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:29,679
Oh, it's all there.

983
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:31,679
All right, all right.

984
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:34,079
Well.

985
00:46:34,079 --> 00:46:35,679
What do you mean by that?

986
00:46:35,679 --> 00:46:37,279
I think he's counting money.

987
00:46:37,279 --> 00:46:38,599
It's all there, Dresspan.

988
00:46:38,599 --> 00:46:41,000
I believe it's all here, I'm looking at it.

989
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,679
It's just making sure you didn't open it

990
00:46:42,679 --> 00:46:45,799
for taking a Reezy's on your way over here.

991
00:46:45,799 --> 00:46:47,559
Leighton, none of my fucking business.

992
00:46:47,559 --> 00:46:50,559
Now, we didn't think you was gonna make it.

993
00:46:50,559 --> 00:46:51,599
That's a long. Oh, shit.

994
00:46:51,599 --> 00:46:54,480
It's a long fucking travel that you took.

995
00:46:55,559 --> 00:46:57,119
How'd you do it?

996
00:46:57,119 --> 00:46:58,920
Merv is really important to me.

997
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:00,760
You ever have a friend?

998
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,000
I have many friends.

999
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:05,119
Well, if one was kidnapped

1000
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,079
and someone else said that they'd die

1001
00:47:08,079 --> 00:47:10,559
if you didn't do something really fast,

1002
00:47:10,559 --> 00:47:12,400
that seemed quite impossible

1003
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,639
once you try every avenue to get it done.

1004
00:47:15,519 --> 00:47:18,800
Well, depends how much they owed me.

1005
00:47:21,079 --> 00:47:23,159
Okay, I don't think that we weight friendship

1006
00:47:23,159 --> 00:47:25,119
in the same kind of way,

1007
00:47:25,119 --> 00:47:28,159
but let's just say I pulled out all the stops.

1008
00:47:28,559 --> 00:47:31,480
Can, when, well, I know that Merv is safe.

1009
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:33,440
Oh, Merv is safe, don't you worry.

1010
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:35,480
Okay, no, but I am worrying.

1011
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:37,879
I was also told that before.

1012
00:47:37,879 --> 00:47:41,879
He holds out what looks like a clear glass ball.

1013
00:47:43,039 --> 00:47:44,480
So it tosses it to you.

1014
00:47:45,639 --> 00:47:46,480
What's this?

1015
00:47:47,839 --> 00:47:49,079
Just take a look in it.

1016
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:53,079
I look inside it.

1017
00:47:53,079 --> 00:47:53,920
You focus.

1018
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:55,039
I'm worried I'm gonna get sucked into the ball,

1019
00:47:55,079 --> 00:47:55,920
you guys.

1020
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,079
Are you guys watching me?

1021
00:47:59,079 --> 00:47:59,920
You focus on the ball.

1022
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:01,119
The eye of Sauron.

1023
00:48:01,119 --> 00:48:02,440
I'm on sack patrol.

1024
00:48:04,079 --> 00:48:05,559
The two of you ready yourselves

1025
00:48:05,559 --> 00:48:08,039
just to grab him from some sort of portal,

1026
00:48:08,039 --> 00:48:10,440
but no, you look at it and there's like,

1027
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:13,599
you see this cloudy gas moving inside

1028
00:48:13,599 --> 00:48:18,159
and inside you see that begins to take shape

1029
00:48:18,159 --> 00:48:22,279
is the image of Merv and he's seated in a cell

1030
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:23,760
and the image that you see

1031
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:27,000
or the scene that you see play out

1032
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:30,519
is it looks like he hears a sound.

1033
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,800
He stands up and then begins to walk

1034
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,360
and it's almost like this image is following him

1035
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:39,480
and he walks past a guard and through a gate

1036
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:42,440
and he's escorted out of a building

1037
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:45,480
and allowed to go free.

1038
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:47,720
How do I know this is real?

1039
00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:48,560
Oh, it's real.

1040
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:50,920
It's a world of magic.

1041
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:56,200
You gotta believe what your eyes show you, unfortunately.

1042
00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:00,040
I can't give you any more than what I can show you here.

1043
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:05,040
You trusted that we had Merv from the same sort of image.

1044
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:06,760
I did.

1045
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:10,400
Which brought you here, so you trusted that much.

1046
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:13,960
You know Layden Menda, he saved you.

1047
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,040
You did a solid for him.

1048
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,400
He's gonna do what he can to help you now.

1049
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:21,200
Okay, good.

1050
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:22,200
Your friends got a problem?

1051
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:23,480
They look a little antsy.

1052
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:25,480
Oh, them?

1053
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:26,320
No, they're cool.

1054
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,720
We're just on kidnap patrol.

1055
00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:32,800
I get kidnapped a lot, you understand.

1056
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,080
I do, I do understand.

1057
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:39,200
All right, might I have my ball back?

1058
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:40,600
Oh yeah, for sure.

1059
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:41,800
Thank you.

1060
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,320
Seen enough?

1061
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:44,400
Is there more?

1062
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:46,400
Did you guys give him a fishing boat?

1063
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:49,200
Why would we give him a fishing boat?

1064
00:49:49,240 --> 00:49:51,560
Well, you know, he was.

1065
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:52,560
That's not part of the deal.

1066
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:53,680
I know, I'm just saying.

1067
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,520
He snatches the ball from your hand and says,

1068
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:58,600
it's been a pleasure doing business with yous.

1069
00:49:58,600 --> 00:49:59,960
Yeah, you too.

1070
00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:01,320
Sorry, what's your name, friend?

1071
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:02,840
Not any of your business.

1072
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:05,520
Not any of your business, very unique.

1073
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:07,800
He turns and he begins to walk away.

1074
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,960
Safe travels home there, Sullivan Sleight

1075
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,200
and snatch patrol.

1076
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:14,400
Oh.

1077
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:18,880
It's a fucking racing name you guys have now.

1078
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:20,760
Whoa, snatch patrol.

1079
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:22,160
We gotta head back.

1080
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:23,880
Head back to High Moon.

1081
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:24,720
Okay.

1082
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:30,400
Okay, so that went, I guess, fairly well.

1083
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,400
He showed me a picture, ball, magic ball,

1084
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:37,160
magic crystal ball that showed me that Merv is safe

1085
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:38,400
and was let go.

1086
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:42,400
And I mean, that's cool.

1087
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:43,320
I'm so glad.

1088
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,400
I really didn't know if we were gonna make it

1089
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:49,600
in only 10 days, so I'm really happy that Merv's okay.

1090
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,600
I know that must be a big relief to you.

1091
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:52,440
It really is.

1092
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,960
I really shoulda, now upon hindsight,

1093
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:56,680
maybe bought it a little bit,

1094
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:58,880
like they give him a fishing boat back.

1095
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,080
Like really kinda like set him up, you know,

1096
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:03,400
cause he's a guy who deserves that.

1097
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:06,039
He was just snatched off his boat while fishing.

1098
00:51:06,039 --> 00:51:08,559
Anyway, speaking of boats,

1099
00:51:08,559 --> 00:51:10,800
we should probably see if we can get on

1100
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:11,760
one of these crews.

1101
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:16,200
I assume being on a boat is very much like doing a caravan.

1102
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:19,520
Yeah, that's probably true.

1103
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:23,240
Don't we have to get some other things while we're here?

1104
00:51:23,240 --> 00:51:27,840
Yeah, there was the shipment for the magic store owner.

1105
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:30,040
Oh fuck, I didn't write that down.

1106
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:34,280
Moon, you took some notes.

1107
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:35,480
What are some things?

1108
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:37,960
My notes literally just say,

1109
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:40,080
steal stuff for the magic store owner.

1110
00:51:40,079 --> 00:51:41,960
Shipment from Aglarond.

1111
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:45,039
You reach into your pocket in Sullivan's Sleight

1112
00:51:45,039 --> 00:51:48,559
and you pull out a list that was given to you.

1113
00:51:48,559 --> 00:51:50,920
Oh, hey, would you look at that?

1114
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:53,199
You reverse pickpocketed me.

1115
00:51:53,199 --> 00:51:58,199
You unroll that list and on it is a literal list

1116
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:03,400
of items that you are to find and bring back for Sharmy.

1117
00:52:05,079 --> 00:52:07,079
On the list, you see

1118
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:13,000
there is a circlet with runes written in infernal,

1119
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:19,880
proximate size teacup saucer, red and green writing.

1120
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,840
Also on the list, six alchemical jugs

1121
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:26,079
marked with the sign of Dagon.

1122
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:30,880
Also a selection of herbs

1123
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:35,079
that have been shipped over from Aglarond.

1124
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:40,920
Dream Flake, Sun Drop, Sitara, Goji Leaves and Sticksroot.

1125
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:44,880
You know how much I don't want to get this stuff?

1126
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:47,400
I know, I was hoping we could kind of just

1127
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,319
get on a boat and get out of here.

1128
00:52:50,639 --> 00:52:54,199
But it looks like we've got some shopping

1129
00:52:54,199 --> 00:52:57,639
to do tomorrow or some.

1130
00:52:57,639 --> 00:52:59,559
We're gonna need better disguises.

1131
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:01,840
Yeah.

1132
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:04,519
I don't know, I'm kind of digging the sun hat.

1133
00:53:04,559 --> 00:53:05,920
The sun hat does look great.

1134
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:07,239
It does change your look.

1135
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:12,239
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1136
00:53:34,519 --> 00:53:38,519
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1137
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,320
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1138
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:54,639
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1139
00:53:54,639 --> 00:53:56,440
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1140
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:59,880
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1141
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:02,039
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1142
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1143
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1144
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1145
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1147
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1148
00:54:15,119 --> 00:54:16,599
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1149
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1150
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1151
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1152
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1153
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:30,000
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1154
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,880
Because you know that they're crazy.

1155
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:32,719
Yep.

1156
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:34,679
Like I remember being at like a street market

1157
00:54:34,679 --> 00:54:36,440
and there was these Hells Angels

1158
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:40,280
and they came up to me and I was like 22.

1159
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:42,039
I'm very excited for this story right now.

1160
00:54:42,039 --> 00:54:45,239
And I was drinking a bottle of water

1161
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:46,800
and the guy's like,

1162
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,880
"'Hey, can I have a sip of your water?'

1163
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:50,199
And I'm like,

1164
00:54:50,199 --> 00:54:51,039
"'Yes?'

1165
00:54:53,039 --> 00:54:53,880
You just have the risk.

1166
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:54,719
You could just have it.

1167
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:55,559
Yes, exactly.

1168
00:54:55,559 --> 00:54:56,400
It's yours now.

1169
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:58,079
I was like, yep, you bet.

1170
00:54:58,119 --> 00:55:00,480
And he was like, takes a big drink

1171
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:04,400
and he's like this huge intimidating, scary man.

1172
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:05,239
And he's like,

1173
00:55:05,239 --> 00:55:06,079
"'Oh, here you go.'

1174
00:55:06,079 --> 00:55:07,039
And I'm like,

1175
00:55:08,279 --> 00:55:09,119
and I was like,

1176
00:55:09,119 --> 00:55:10,239
"'No, no, you just keep it.

1177
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:11,079
That's great.'

1178
00:55:11,079 --> 00:55:11,920
And he's like,

1179
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:13,319
"'Well, you don't want it back now?'

1180
00:55:13,319 --> 00:55:14,159
And I'm like,

1181
00:55:15,119 --> 00:55:15,960
"'Oh no, I'll take it back.

1182
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:16,799
Yeah, it's fine.'

1183
00:55:16,799 --> 00:55:17,799
"'Okay, no, I'll take it back.

1184
00:55:17,799 --> 00:55:18,639
I'm glad you had a drink.

1185
00:55:18,639 --> 00:55:19,759
Okay, bye.'"

1186
00:55:19,759 --> 00:55:22,360
Just like try to merge into the crowd.

1187
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:23,199
But it's, yeah.

1188
00:55:23,199 --> 00:55:24,519
So it's like,

1189
00:55:24,519 --> 00:55:27,960
that's an unreasonable thing to ask a stranger.

1190
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:30,240
And it's so unsettling.

1191
00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:32,240
I'm unsettled right now.

1192
00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:33,760
I feel like Russ put it in here

1193
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:34,599
because he was like,

1194
00:55:34,599 --> 00:55:35,800
well, this is gonna freak Amy out.

1195
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:38,760
It's just, I don't like it.

1196
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:39,800
That's fair.

1197
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:40,800
All right, stop.

1198
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:42,159
Copyright infringement.

1199
00:55:44,519 --> 00:55:47,119
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