1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,399 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:32,560 Don't let me go off the rails, okay buddy? 3 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:33,439 I got you. 4 00:00:33,439 --> 00:00:38,960 And in a snap, you are in a room. 5 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:40,640 Welcome to my master's home. 6 00:00:41,359 --> 00:00:43,200 So nice of you to drop in. 7 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:45,519 Please, come have a seat. 8 00:00:45,519 --> 00:00:50,240 And as he says that, three more chairs pop up out of the floor. 9 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,600 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. 10 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:58,000 We're a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast. 11 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,439 And I'm your Dungeon Master, Russ More. 12 00:00:59,439 --> 00:01:01,840 And with me today is Karla Maxted. 13 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:03,200 That is me. 14 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:05,359 I play Yenbul Nury. 15 00:01:05,359 --> 00:01:07,519 And Amy More. 16 00:01:07,519 --> 00:01:10,079 Hey, I play Thea Amastasia. 17 00:01:10,079 --> 00:01:11,359 And Tom Laird. 18 00:01:11,359 --> 00:01:12,239 Hey, that's me. 19 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:13,840 I play Flint Firebeard. 20 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,760 So we have a big episode ahead of us. 21 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:16,799 I've been carbo loading. 22 00:01:16,799 --> 00:01:18,079 A big mini episode. 23 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,920 Amy's just been eating plate after plate of pasta. 24 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:22,799 So much bread. 25 00:01:22,799 --> 00:01:25,760 Like the marathons, like all the Iron Man's, 26 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:27,200 phylacteries are the same. 27 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:28,840 Oh, my God. 28 00:01:31,599 --> 00:01:33,120 It's such a weird word. 29 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:33,920 What does it mean? 30 00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:38,239 It's the resting spot of a lich's dead body. 31 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:39,760 So it's a made up word. 32 00:01:40,879 --> 00:01:42,079 I don't know if it's made up. 33 00:01:42,079 --> 00:01:43,599 Of course, all words are made up. 34 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:45,359 I don't know if it's made up. 35 00:01:45,359 --> 00:01:49,200 He says, no, no, Amy, this is really where lich is. 36 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,560 This is really where lich is. 37 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:51,599 It's in a dictionary. 38 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:53,840 In a dictionary, it's a different word. 39 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,920 In a dictionary, it says a small leather box 40 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:58,960 containing Hebrew text on vellum worn by Jewish men 41 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:01,680 at morning prayer as a reminder to keep the law 42 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,920 or a place where there's a dead body. 43 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:06,560 I mean, that's kind of what I feel even more weird about. 44 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,520 Number one, I feel bad now for thinking it's a funny word. 45 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:10,319 Sure. 46 00:02:10,319 --> 00:02:11,199 Yeah, you're welcome. 47 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:12,240 And number two. 48 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:12,479 What? 49 00:02:12,479 --> 00:02:13,439 You're welcome. 50 00:02:13,439 --> 00:02:14,319 You're welcome. 51 00:02:14,319 --> 00:02:14,960 You're welcome for you, Shane. 52 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:19,280 I feel weird that that is the thing that they made. 53 00:02:20,159 --> 00:02:21,759 Like, didn't they look it up first? 54 00:02:21,759 --> 00:02:22,560 Exactly. 55 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:23,520 I mean, probably. 56 00:02:24,319 --> 00:02:25,439 Phylactery. 57 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,159 You know, societal. 58 00:02:28,159 --> 00:02:29,680 Are you saying it right? 59 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:30,180 Yes. 60 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:34,159 Sensitivities weren't a thing. 61 00:02:34,879 --> 00:02:35,520 It's true. 62 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:36,240 Yeah. 63 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,240 Maybe it's a phylactery. 64 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:39,759 No, it's phylactery. 65 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,159 Are you just saying factory wrong? 66 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,280 It's the lich's factory, OK? 67 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,840 It's the industrial period of this lich. 68 00:02:51,599 --> 00:02:53,039 Anyway, big episode. 69 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:54,479 Anyways, big episode. 70 00:02:54,479 --> 00:02:57,919 Where we love to hear what you think about our big episodes 71 00:02:57,919 --> 00:03:01,039 is over on Patreon, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, 72 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:04,399 where you can support the show for as little as $2 a month. 73 00:03:04,399 --> 00:03:06,879 You get access to a whole bunch of really great bonus content 74 00:03:06,879 --> 00:03:10,399 like a whole other podcast that we do exclusively for patrons. 75 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:13,840 We're entering season four now of that. 76 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:14,239 Holy shit. 77 00:03:14,239 --> 00:03:15,039 Can you believe it? 78 00:03:15,039 --> 00:03:15,599 Nope. 79 00:03:15,599 --> 00:03:18,879 What kind of shenanigans will happen at the downtown office this time? 80 00:03:18,879 --> 00:03:22,959 Oh, so many downtown office shenanigans. 81 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:24,320 Are happening over there. 82 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:28,320 If you don't know, my character has a downtown office 83 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:30,640 separate from the regular office. 84 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:34,480 And there's some real turmoil at the downtown office in season two. 85 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:35,680 We get into it. 86 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:36,480 You know what? 87 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:39,600 If you think like, what is this show even going to be about? 88 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:42,480 Season four, we're bringing in a lot of real office influence, 89 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,480 a lot of real parks and rec situation. 90 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,640 That's where I'm trying to go with it. 91 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:49,120 And I'm being just roadblocked at every corner to be like, 92 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:50,480 no, we want to punchy punch. 93 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,280 And maybe not quite that much. 94 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:56,400 But when you are a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you 95 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,640 like today's patron, Oliver. 96 00:03:58,640 --> 00:03:59,440 Oliver. 97 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,280 Hey, thanks, Oliver. 98 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:02,400 Thank you so much. 99 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:06,400 And now visit Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast 100 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:07,200 and then fuck it. 101 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:08,400 Let's play D&D. 102 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:19,840 Flint, Thea, Yenbul and Mannix. 103 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:24,319 You find yourselves in a library, books to the ceiling. 104 00:04:24,319 --> 00:04:29,680 And you've just been greeted by who appears to be a servant of Shangalar. 105 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:34,079 The man before you says, please, please come sit. 106 00:04:34,079 --> 00:04:34,800 Let's talk. 107 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:36,160 Let's find out about you. 108 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:37,360 Find out about me. 109 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,439 I like to hear about people all the time. 110 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:44,800 Can I tell by looking at him whether or not he is undead? 111 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:48,240 Is he like falling apart anywhere? 112 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:50,400 Doesn't appear to be falling apart. 113 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:50,879 No. 114 00:04:50,879 --> 00:04:51,520 No. 115 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:52,020 OK. 116 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,720 I I'm sorry. 117 00:04:55,439 --> 00:04:56,800 What did you say your name was? 118 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:57,439 Oh, my name. 119 00:04:57,439 --> 00:04:59,280 So I don't I don't believe I did say my name. 120 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:00,800 My name is Wallace. 121 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:02,960 Wallace. 122 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:03,439 Yes. 123 00:05:03,439 --> 00:05:06,480 It is nice to meet you, Wallace. 124 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,520 Pleasure to meet you. 125 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:08,080 And sorry. 126 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:08,960 Your names were? 127 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:10,640 My name is Nulara. 128 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:13,040 Nulara. 129 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:17,600 Mannix speaks up and says, I am Mannix. 130 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:18,480 Yes. 131 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:18,879 Hello. 132 00:05:18,879 --> 00:05:20,000 I am Yenbul. 133 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:21,439 Pleasure. 134 00:05:21,439 --> 00:05:21,920 Pleasure. 135 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:22,879 And sorry. 136 00:05:22,879 --> 00:05:23,920 Your name good, sir. 137 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:24,720 Strong, sir. 138 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:26,400 With so many weapons on his back. 139 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,040 You come to a library with so many weapons. 140 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:30,879 I take them everywhere with me. 141 00:05:30,879 --> 00:05:32,400 Won't charge you late fees. 142 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:33,120 That's for sure. 143 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:34,720 Totally not. 144 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:35,200 Goodness. 145 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:36,240 My name's Flint. 146 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:38,160 Pleasure to meet you, Flint. 147 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:40,640 Nulara, Mannix, Yenbul. 148 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:41,600 Lovely to meet you. 149 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:44,160 Like I said, have a seat. 150 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:44,800 Let's talk. 151 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,080 Let's get to know each other. 152 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:51,120 I have to say you're not who we expected to greet us. 153 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,800 Who did you expect to greet you? 154 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:53,520 Oh, I don't know. 155 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:56,560 Maybe not have such a warm welcome. 156 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:04,240 Why did you come to the library if not to be invited in? 157 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:06,560 Was this a receiving area? 158 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:09,759 I mean, we've tried our best to, you know, 159 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:12,800 do things the right way. 160 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:16,960 It's just how do you know what the proper protocols are 161 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,240 when you come into someone's home like this? 162 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:21,439 Of course, of course. 163 00:06:21,439 --> 00:06:21,759 Yes. 164 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:28,160 Presumably you knew being able to get into my master's house 165 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:34,000 that you would land in the library where we would talk. 166 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,600 Housewarming party of sorts. 167 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:37,040 Get to know you. 168 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:38,399 Little mixer. 169 00:06:39,279 --> 00:06:40,639 Oh, I do love a good mixer. 170 00:06:41,519 --> 00:06:42,560 Yes, that's very nice. 171 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:48,480 Can you, well, as you said, you like to learn about people and places. 172 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:49,279 So do I. 173 00:06:49,279 --> 00:06:52,879 I have traveled to many lands. 174 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:54,480 Have you also or have you? 175 00:06:55,279 --> 00:06:58,399 You know, I have traveled many places. 176 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:04,560 I have seen those far and near, some across the ocean. 177 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:06,720 Have you been to Faerun? 178 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:09,760 I've been across most of there. 179 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,040 I've seen a lot of Thay. 180 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:16,320 I've seen a lot of the Sword Coast, Kalimshan. 181 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:19,200 Did you have any weird dreams in Thay? 182 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:24,640 Well, not specifically. 183 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:28,080 You were being tortured by a giant like monster. 184 00:07:28,079 --> 00:07:35,839 That sounds like a very interesting occurrence that not everybody has had. 185 00:07:35,839 --> 00:07:39,120 Oh, I thought maybe it was just like everyone who goes to Thay thing. 186 00:07:39,919 --> 00:07:42,800 No, no, fortunately that sounds terrible. 187 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,319 I would not want that to happen. 188 00:07:44,319 --> 00:07:45,599 And how did you travel? 189 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:47,599 I've done most of my traveling on foot. 190 00:07:48,799 --> 00:07:54,479 Have you been in this amazing flying fortress? 191 00:07:54,960 --> 00:08:03,200 No, no, no, the flying fortress, it stays here as kind of a home base of sorts. 192 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:07,280 When I was doing most of my traveling, it was I traveled by boat. 193 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:08,560 I traveled by cart. 194 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:11,439 I traveled by portal from time to time. 195 00:08:11,439 --> 00:08:15,439 Longer distances when I knew I had, you know, deadlines to meet that sort of thing. 196 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:18,960 What kind of deadlines did you have? 197 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:23,439 Oh, well, at the time I was more of an adventurer of sorts. 198 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:27,199 A traveler of the world. 199 00:08:27,199 --> 00:08:31,360 I distributed goods from one place to another for payment. 200 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:33,120 Now life is so much simpler. 201 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:36,000 I tend to master's needs. 202 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,159 I greet people who come to be greeted. 203 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:40,799 How did you come to meet him? 204 00:08:42,159 --> 00:08:44,240 Well, that was a long tale. 205 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:46,960 We have time. 206 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:47,679 Of course you do. 207 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:50,640 Let me pull up another chair. 208 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:54,960 And he another chair rises up out of the floor and he has a seat. 209 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:58,880 Says, please, you look like you've traveled such a long way. 210 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:00,560 I'm going to sit down. 211 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:06,320 Manix goes and sits down as well. 212 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,600 I didn't want to sit down until there was enough chairs for everyone, 213 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,680 but now that there's enough chairs for everyone. 214 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:13,200 You're super polite like that. 215 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:14,000 Yeah, that's fair. 216 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,480 Well, where did I meet master? 217 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,399 Well, that was some time ago. 218 00:09:18,399 --> 00:09:20,879 I was traveling through Calum Shan and came across him. 219 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:25,360 He showed me kind of the way, 220 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:34,879 a way in which people can experience life without pain, 221 00:09:34,879 --> 00:09:36,159 life without suffering. 222 00:09:37,759 --> 00:09:39,039 I have an ignorant question. 223 00:09:39,039 --> 00:09:40,399 Please excuse me for this. 224 00:09:40,399 --> 00:09:40,960 Of course. 225 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:42,320 All questions are good questions. 226 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,440 This is all new to me. 227 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,120 Is it considered a life if they are dead 228 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:51,600 and then brought back to life, therefore being undead? 229 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:53,920 Well, undead is not dead. 230 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:56,320 Undead is not alive. 231 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:01,040 Who are we to determine what is alive and not alive? 232 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:02,560 They move around. 233 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:07,120 Do they have hopes and dreams that they get to fulfill and accomplish? 234 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:07,520 Of course. 235 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:12,400 They have single tasks that they are set out to control of their own volition. 236 00:10:13,199 --> 00:10:14,319 Who gives them the task? 237 00:10:15,039 --> 00:10:22,720 Well, it's dictated through more of a master, apprentice, master, servant, master, 238 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,720 hive mind, you know, that sort of thing. 239 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:27,519 Hive mind? 240 00:10:28,159 --> 00:10:29,039 Some of them, yes. 241 00:10:30,319 --> 00:10:31,919 Just a big old family, right? 242 00:10:31,919 --> 00:10:32,559 That's right. 243 00:10:32,559 --> 00:10:34,319 Yes, like ants. 244 00:10:34,319 --> 00:10:37,600 Ants work, hive mind, bees hive mind. 245 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:42,399 They all work for the common good of their people. 246 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:48,399 So, question, if you, if the master is the queen bee? 247 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:49,680 Yes. 248 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,560 And the undead are the worker bees? 249 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:52,800 Sure. 250 00:10:54,399 --> 00:10:54,960 Who are you? 251 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:58,800 I am an in-between. 252 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:11,040 The master requires someone who can work with those not yet on board, who have not yet seen 253 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:12,320 the light. 254 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:25,200 Once I serve my time, once I do as enough to earn my place among my master's 255 00:11:25,759 --> 00:11:33,280 immortal souls, then I am granted permission to join them. 256 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:39,360 Oh, that sounds kind of lonely. 257 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:42,800 How much time do you have to serve? 258 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,640 As much time as is needed. 259 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:54,960 As I've seen, is there like a rigorous testing that one has to go through 260 00:11:54,960 --> 00:12:04,320 to accept this way of life and want to become an undead part of the hive community? 261 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:12,960 Well, I mean, pledging allegiance is a step in the wrong direction. 262 00:12:13,519 --> 00:12:16,000 That's what we do in the living. 263 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:25,039 We are looking to better everyone, not just a single nation or a single group of people, 264 00:12:27,919 --> 00:12:33,519 but a commitment to a better life for you and for those around you. 265 00:12:34,399 --> 00:12:38,639 One, like I said, of no disease, of no pain, of no suffering, 266 00:12:38,639 --> 00:12:44,559 where everyone works together for the good of those around them. 267 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:48,799 That's what Master is trying to do. 268 00:12:49,759 --> 00:12:52,879 And I assume that's why you came to discuss these things. 269 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,240 We just had so many questions. 270 00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:01,120 And it's really hard to find accurate information out there that isn't, 271 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:05,039 you know, completely biased or just filled with- 272 00:13:05,039 --> 00:13:08,720 Ah, the liberal media is just ridiculous with this sort of thing, isn't it? 273 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:18,080 You shut your fucking mouth. 274 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,120 There's no political slant there. 275 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:20,000 I'm just making a joke. 276 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:20,720 Everybody okay? 277 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:21,360 Get off my back. 278 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,080 Get off my back. 279 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:22,879 We're cool. 280 00:13:22,879 --> 00:13:24,000 It's okay. 281 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,120 I'm talking to Fox TV. 282 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:32,960 So any information you can give us would be great. 283 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:36,960 So if we were interested, and I mean, we're just in the information gathering 284 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:41,360 process right now, and if there's a tour of the facility that goes on at any 285 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:44,160 different kind of intervals, I think we'd be, and I look at the group, 286 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:46,080 we think we'd be totally into that. 287 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,440 Yes, fascinating. 288 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:48,320 That'd be wonderful. 289 00:13:48,879 --> 00:13:54,879 But is there, like I asked before, is there a waiting period? 290 00:13:54,879 --> 00:13:57,840 You're obviously in the waiting period, right? 291 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:02,960 Just trying to earn your place, which I mean, sounds a little bit lonely, 292 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,920 and it sounds like you've been doing this for a long time, 293 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:10,000 and man, I like really hope your number comes up soon, like in the best way. 294 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:10,400 Thank you. 295 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,520 Yes, I appreciate that. 296 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,440 But it's all for the community, right? 297 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:15,840 Of course. 298 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:20,640 And I mean, you still have your agency and free will at this moment, 299 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:23,440 which I mean, you know, you got to look at all the positive sides. 300 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:27,120 I mean, that's neither here nor there. 301 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:33,120 When my time comes, it will not be a burden on me anymore. 302 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:33,440 Right. 303 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,320 I bet. 304 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:38,720 I bet sometimes, I mean, you have bad days just like everybody else, right? 305 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:42,960 I mean, who doesn't have, you know, you wake up, you stub your toe, 306 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,480 your tomes get mixed up, someone's misplaced something, 307 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:52,879 and you're just like, ah, and you're just feeling like really, like really bad, 308 00:14:52,879 --> 00:14:54,879 but you have that to hold on to that. 309 00:14:54,879 --> 00:14:58,800 Eventually for you, hopefully, I mean, if you're lucky, 310 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:03,600 that's no longer going to be an issue for you unless your master changes his mind 311 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:06,320 or decides you're doing too good of a job here, obviously. 312 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:08,320 I am not concerned about that. 313 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:09,680 Oh, that's so great. 314 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:14,000 I mean, because I'm sure on those bad days that, 315 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,680 you know, that little thought that creeps into your mind, 316 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:19,680 you're like, gosh, you know, I just, I could be somewhere else. 317 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,279 Or is he just stringing me along? 318 00:15:21,279 --> 00:15:23,519 Am I ever going to get to be part of the undead horde? 319 00:15:23,519 --> 00:15:26,720 You know, these are all questions that come through everyone's mind every now and then. 320 00:15:27,519 --> 00:15:31,040 They just pop like fleetingly, obviously. 321 00:15:31,039 --> 00:15:32,240 Of course, of course. 322 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,240 Let me put your minds at ease. 323 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:39,839 Shangri-La has a place for everyone in the undead army, as you so referred to it as. 324 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:43,679 If that's what you want to, if that's how it makes you feel more comfortable at this moment. 325 00:15:43,679 --> 00:15:45,839 I believe I said horde, but all right. 326 00:15:45,839 --> 00:15:46,799 Of course, yes. 327 00:15:46,799 --> 00:15:50,159 Sorry, mixed slip of the tongue. 328 00:15:50,159 --> 00:15:51,360 Undead horde. 329 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:52,879 Good, good correction, Flint. 330 00:15:52,879 --> 00:15:53,599 Thank you. 331 00:15:53,599 --> 00:15:54,399 Thank you. 332 00:15:54,399 --> 00:15:57,199 Could you tell us a little bit about Shangri-La? 333 00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:05,759 Why, aside from escaping the pain and longing and loneliness and terror of the world, 334 00:16:05,759 --> 00:16:08,080 which does sound pretty nice. 335 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:13,360 What has inspired such loyalty from you that you would toil here, 336 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:16,160 waiting for your chance to join? 337 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:20,000 Talking about a man of mystery, try to get some information on this guy. 338 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,640 It's like, who is he? 339 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:23,840 The myth, the man, the legend? 340 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:26,720 Like, can you give us some insider information? 341 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:30,080 Oh, well, some things are not for me to say. 342 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,680 He hasn't told you everything. 343 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:34,560 Well. 344 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,120 Or do you mean it's in a book? 345 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,680 I mean, we are in the library. 346 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:40,560 Is that what you mean? 347 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:41,360 Many things are. 348 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:42,800 Are you trying to encourage reading? 349 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:47,360 Well, if you read a book, take a look in it. 350 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:48,560 It's gonna be so good. 351 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,000 Notoriously litigious. 352 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,920 I didn't say anything in any tune that was even close to what they said. 353 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:54,720 Cut it out anyway. 354 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:55,840 I don't want to deal with that crap. 355 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:59,040 Take that look inside a book. 356 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,759 And it's gonna be a real great time. 357 00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:02,639 It's getting closer. 358 00:17:02,639 --> 00:17:03,040 Stop it. 359 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:08,799 Shangri-La, he's really just reading all of the colors under the sky. 360 00:17:11,279 --> 00:17:11,519 Okay. 361 00:17:11,519 --> 00:17:13,759 But is he, like, is he nice? 362 00:17:13,759 --> 00:17:15,680 Like, what's he like? 363 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:16,480 What's it like to be in his presence? 364 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:20,319 He's a man who commands power and presence as he enters the room. 365 00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:21,200 He's one who, 366 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:26,240 he's one who you see and you're like, 367 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:31,759 yes, I will follow him to the end of the world and back. 368 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:32,259 Wow. 369 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:33,460 Wow. 370 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,360 That's awe-inspiring. 371 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,319 Also, he seems like he'd be a funny guy, right? 372 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,680 I mean, he cracks wise. 373 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:42,160 Real good. 374 00:17:43,759 --> 00:17:47,600 I mean, they're a little bit, it takes him getting used to his sense of humor at first, 375 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,880 but once you get it, you get it. 376 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:49,440 You just click. 377 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:50,000 You're firing. 378 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:59,039 It's like the, you know, the adventurer with the three questions swallow that one, you know? 379 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:00,799 Yes. 380 00:18:00,799 --> 00:18:01,599 Those ones. 381 00:18:01,599 --> 00:18:02,099 Yeah. 382 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:03,380 Bad humor. 383 00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:05,119 I thought you were going to say lots of puns. 384 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,839 I thought it was going that direction too. 385 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:11,279 No, that's part of the pain that he's trying to stop from the world. 386 00:18:15,279 --> 00:18:19,359 Little more sophisticated upper class humor. 387 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:20,800 Highbrow humor. 388 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,440 I'm into it. 389 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,960 Now, would you still consider him a man? 390 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,040 Because last I heard he's a lich? 391 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:28,720 Well, of course. 392 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:34,000 I mean, but do you separate the man from the lich? 393 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:35,360 I don't know. 394 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:38,640 This is the first I've ever discussed a lich before. 395 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:39,280 Wow. 396 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,640 Well, you have a lot to learn. 397 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,200 You know, we do have some things in books. 398 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,520 I can leave you to it if you would so desire. 399 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,000 Come back. 400 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,520 Answer any questions you might have. 401 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:54,640 I can go ask the master. 402 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,320 See if we can give you a little tour. 403 00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:00,720 I mean, he's probably busy dealing with a bunch of stuff. 404 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:04,960 Maybe we just go for that little tour and we, you know, right at the very end of it, 405 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:05,840 we go see him. 406 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,200 Of course. 407 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:07,760 Of course. 408 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:08,240 I see. 409 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,960 Well, I'd hate. 410 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:15,280 Now, you all seem like very upstanding, nice people. 411 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,960 Weapons aside at a library. 412 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,360 Again, I just take those everywhere. 413 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,519 You didn't, you didn't see the sign when you came in. 414 00:19:21,519 --> 00:19:22,079 I get it. 415 00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:22,720 I get it. 416 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:23,680 You turn over your shoulder. 417 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:24,960 There's a sign that says no weapons. 418 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,920 It's just an axe with a big old. 419 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:34,000 The master has eyes all throughout the organization. 420 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:34,799 Of course. 421 00:19:36,079 --> 00:19:37,519 Any good master would. 422 00:19:37,519 --> 00:19:43,600 If he were to catch wind that I took some unknowns through the facility, 423 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:50,640 through his home without his approval, that could be bad for me. 424 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:57,920 Would it though, or would it be showing the type of like ingenuity and take charge 425 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:03,040 this and like really going out and trying your best, not bothering him with the menial 426 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:08,640 stuff, but you know, like doing what you know would be right in the spirit of. 427 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:11,920 Of his master ship. 428 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,800 Uh, you're trying to persuade Wallace. 429 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:15,360 Are you not? 430 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,160 Yeah, I guess so. 431 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:16,400 All right. 432 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,360 Roll a persuasion. 433 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,320 All right, I will. 434 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,080 Oh, it's only a seven. 435 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:24,960 How very Thea of me. 436 00:20:27,279 --> 00:20:30,320 You know, I, I understand where you're coming from, 437 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:35,039 but I just don't think that that will go over the way you expect it. 438 00:20:35,039 --> 00:20:35,600 Oh, okay. 439 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,440 Well, you know, I don't know how stuff works here. 440 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,160 So it's maybe it's just best that we just like 441 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,560 read up, get a little more information. 442 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:47,120 Um, could I ask an embarrassing question? 443 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:47,920 I'm sorry. 444 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:49,120 No bad questions. 445 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:50,320 Please fire away. 446 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:51,600 I don't see. 447 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:56,160 Is there a, perhaps a restroom I could use somewhere to go? 448 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:59,360 Oh, now that you said that, I need to go. 449 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:02,880 Another point in the, in the wind column here. 450 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:08,720 Once you join the undead horde, good Flint, no need to use the restroom anymore. 451 00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:12,160 Oh, no need for these biology breaks. 452 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,519 I would not need to stop. 453 00:21:13,519 --> 00:21:16,160 But at the moment I do actually quite badly need. 454 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:20,319 He snaps his fingers and behind you, he says over there, 455 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,880 you turn and you see a door. 456 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:25,920 Says you may use the restroom. 457 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,079 I go with you because ladies go together. 458 00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:28,579 That's right. 459 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,240 Thank you. 460 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:30,960 Thank you, Phyllis. 461 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:35,519 Gen Bull and Thea walk off and into the restroom. 462 00:21:36,079 --> 00:21:36,960 I see it around the way. 463 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,559 Do you think that he's got eyes in here? 464 00:21:39,519 --> 00:21:40,559 Oh, I hope not. 465 00:21:40,559 --> 00:21:41,279 What a creep. 466 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:46,880 Now, can I just ask him a series of inane questions until they're back? 467 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:48,480 Sure. 468 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,240 Whenever they're planning in the bathroom. 469 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:53,680 Have I left my purse with Flint by any chance? 470 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,880 Is that something that I did? 471 00:21:55,759 --> 00:21:56,480 You tell me. 472 00:21:57,519 --> 00:22:00,400 That was just a joke because when sometimes ladies go to the washroom, 473 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,559 they leave their purses with their people. 474 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:08,640 So as they walk off, let's just, so now how did you do that? 475 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:12,640 I didn't see the door there before. 476 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:13,039 Of course. 477 00:22:13,039 --> 00:22:13,279 Yeah. 478 00:22:13,279 --> 00:22:18,400 This part of the gig, part of the role, so to speak, 479 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:22,160 is I can command some of the abilities of the office. 480 00:22:23,279 --> 00:22:23,440 Cool. 481 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,680 Now, how did you do the chair thing? 482 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,160 Again, abilities of the office. 483 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:29,039 I'd beckon it. 484 00:22:29,039 --> 00:22:29,759 It comes. 485 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:33,839 I tell it to go away and it goes away. 486 00:22:33,839 --> 00:22:34,000 Yeah. 487 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,200 But how do you do that? 488 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,839 I command my master's power. 489 00:22:37,839 --> 00:22:39,119 We cut to the bathroom. 490 00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:40,639 What are you two doing in the bathroom? 491 00:22:41,839 --> 00:22:43,679 Because we know you're not actually using the bathroom. 492 00:22:43,679 --> 00:22:45,439 Nobody in D&D uses the bathroom. 493 00:22:45,439 --> 00:22:47,039 See how legit it goes in peace. 494 00:22:47,759 --> 00:22:48,079 Yeah. 495 00:22:48,079 --> 00:22:49,599 I mean, it's an opportunity to pee. 496 00:22:49,599 --> 00:22:52,639 So you know Carla and I, if there's a bathroom. 497 00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:53,839 If there's a chance, I'm going to go. 498 00:22:53,839 --> 00:22:54,399 We're going to go. 499 00:22:55,919 --> 00:23:00,079 But no, I mean, I was just trying the oldest trick in the book 500 00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:03,439 to see if he just let me out into the hallway to go pee. 501 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,319 Just wanted to see what would happen. 502 00:23:06,319 --> 00:23:08,399 Whipped up a bathroom out of no air. 503 00:23:08,399 --> 00:23:10,399 Made a bathroom appear out of thin air. 504 00:23:10,399 --> 00:23:12,000 But I figured it was worth a shot. 505 00:23:13,599 --> 00:23:14,799 Paint a word picture. 506 00:23:14,799 --> 00:23:15,359 Okay. 507 00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:16,000 Yeah. 508 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,159 You walk in and there is a fire. 509 00:23:18,159 --> 00:23:19,679 The fan art of this bathroom. 510 00:23:19,679 --> 00:23:21,519 There is a fire burning in the corner. 511 00:23:22,639 --> 00:23:24,879 There's a nice for the farts. 512 00:23:24,879 --> 00:23:25,359 Yep. 513 00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:29,279 There is a like no other toilet you've seen. 514 00:23:30,079 --> 00:23:31,279 It's a bidet function though. 515 00:23:31,279 --> 00:23:32,079 Yes. 516 00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:32,559 Of course. 517 00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:34,399 Of course you sit down. 518 00:23:34,399 --> 00:23:36,079 It has buttons all over the place. 519 00:23:36,079 --> 00:23:38,079 You're not sure what any of them specifically do. 520 00:23:38,079 --> 00:23:38,960 I press them all. 521 00:23:39,839 --> 00:23:44,879 You're blasted by air and water and heat starts to rise from the bottom 522 00:23:44,879 --> 00:23:47,199 and your feet begin to cool for some reason. 523 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,159 A fan in the roof starts. 524 00:23:52,159 --> 00:23:54,159 The tap goes on the faucet. 525 00:23:55,199 --> 00:23:56,960 The fire turns off and on again. 526 00:24:00,159 --> 00:24:02,000 And there's music for some reason. 527 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:02,319 I'm not sure. 528 00:24:02,319 --> 00:24:05,839 And there's some slow sexy jazz that just starts going. 529 00:24:05,839 --> 00:24:06,959 It just covers up the sound. 530 00:24:11,679 --> 00:24:14,000 Remember that for the dungeon downtime. 531 00:24:18,319 --> 00:24:18,879 I get out. 532 00:24:18,879 --> 00:24:19,679 I wash my hands. 533 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,000 Did you press any of those buttons? 534 00:24:23,279 --> 00:24:24,319 There are so many. 535 00:24:25,519 --> 00:24:26,399 I press them all. 536 00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:31,199 I may just join their side based on the type of facilities they have here. 537 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:36,240 I am not a fan of the lich who destroyed my beautiful home city, 538 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:42,480 but I must say the library and the bathroom are very nice. 539 00:24:44,799 --> 00:24:46,000 It's not what I expected. 540 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,680 I thought it would be more... 541 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:50,080 Hole in the floor? 542 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:51,680 Yes. 543 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,519 More dingy. 544 00:24:54,559 --> 00:24:56,319 They have quite the modern comforts here. 545 00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:57,840 Yes. 546 00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,120 Not what I expected. 547 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:05,520 I guess I'll just wash my hands and head on out of this bathroom. 548 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:09,440 You exit and Flint is just firing questions at Wallace. 549 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:14,960 So where is the library in relationship to the rest of the pyramid? 550 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:18,560 I mean, where are we in the relation to the rest of the period? 551 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,080 Where are we in relation to the rest of the pyramid? 552 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,240 That's such a large question. 553 00:25:27,039 --> 00:25:28,559 Well, no, I mean, it's a pyramid. 554 00:25:28,559 --> 00:25:30,799 So obviously we're in some location. 555 00:25:30,799 --> 00:25:31,759 You are in it. 556 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,400 Sure, but where in it? 557 00:25:35,039 --> 00:25:36,400 In a central location. 558 00:25:37,279 --> 00:25:39,120 Okay, but how big is the pyramid? 559 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,680 I mean, did you see it walking up? 560 00:25:43,039 --> 00:25:46,880 Yeah, but I mean, it's hard to tell when you're just eyeballing. 561 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,480 Do you have any schematics? 562 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,799 It is very large. 563 00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:53,279 Are there blueprints for the pyramid that I can have a look at? 564 00:25:53,279 --> 00:25:55,440 I've got a little bit of a thing for some architecture, 565 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:56,559 so I'm just kind of curious. 566 00:25:56,559 --> 00:26:01,519 One thing that Master does not keep is a direct map or blueprint. 567 00:26:03,279 --> 00:26:05,039 Likes renovation projects. 568 00:26:05,039 --> 00:26:09,200 Well, maybe that would be something that you should undertake with all your spare time. 569 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:13,680 You can present him a map of the pyramid and he'd probably be thrilled to have that. 570 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,160 Probably would be thrilled to see that. 571 00:26:16,799 --> 00:26:19,039 That is a good question and a good answer. 572 00:26:20,799 --> 00:26:22,320 How was the washroom, ladies? 573 00:26:23,279 --> 00:26:25,679 It's the prettiest shitter I've ever been in. 574 00:26:25,679 --> 00:26:26,079 Thank you. 575 00:26:26,079 --> 00:26:29,279 It was so honestly beautiful. 576 00:26:30,079 --> 00:26:31,359 Like making Tom laugh. 577 00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,519 Don't get many, we don't get many visitors, 578 00:26:33,519 --> 00:26:35,119 but when I do get to show off these fine, 579 00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:39,359 you know, I put a little bit of my own design function into that. 580 00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:40,960 Did you press all of the buttons? 581 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,119 I pressed all the buttons multiple times. 582 00:26:43,759 --> 00:26:44,639 Was it the music? 583 00:26:45,839 --> 00:26:47,119 The music, yes. 584 00:26:47,759 --> 00:26:48,639 I have a question though. 585 00:26:48,639 --> 00:26:49,519 What a choice. 586 00:26:49,519 --> 00:26:49,679 Why? 587 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,200 Well, you need to be the most relaxed. 588 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:53,600 Why? 589 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,640 I like the button that immediately put the little like 590 00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:59,200 squatty stool under your legs. 591 00:26:59,200 --> 00:26:59,759 Right? 592 00:26:59,759 --> 00:27:00,480 Super helpful. 593 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:02,720 Also though, I had a question. 594 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:06,720 Why did you have a button that turned off and on the fireplace? 595 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,840 I noticed that as Yen Bull was in there. 596 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,360 Sometimes it gets too hot. 597 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,680 Yeah, but how do you know that that's what it does? 598 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,759 You know none of your buttons are labeled, right? 599 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:17,680 That's the joy of the bathroom. 600 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:22,160 Sometimes the excitement is not knowing what's coming next. 601 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,720 That's what I always say when I go to the bathroom. 602 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,440 Now that you're all watered, now that you're all ready to go, 603 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,920 you've asked, do you have any more questions? 604 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,600 Flint Mannix, you've been rather quiet. 605 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:35,200 Mannix just nods. 606 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,519 I, for one, I think would just like to peruse the shelves, you know? 607 00:27:39,519 --> 00:27:40,480 Of course, of course. 608 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,560 I probably have questions I don't even know I have, 609 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,960 but will be answered if I just look in a book. 610 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:46,240 I get it. 611 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,160 All of the knowledge can be found in a book. 612 00:27:51,759 --> 00:27:52,259 Cool. 613 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,600 Okay, well, I will leave you to it. 614 00:27:58,720 --> 00:27:59,279 I will go. 615 00:28:01,279 --> 00:28:09,279 Now, I wasn't clear if you really wanted me to ask permission for a tour of the facilities, 616 00:28:09,279 --> 00:28:10,640 or if you just want me to give you some time. 617 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:11,680 Well, okay. 618 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:12,400 Well, hold on. 619 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,640 Do many people come in asking for the tour? 620 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:19,280 We don't want to be some weirdos who come in here asking to see everything. 621 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,640 If that's just not something that's usually offered, 622 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,120 the master will be like, who the fuck are these people? 623 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:25,920 No, get out of here. 624 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:26,320 You know what? 625 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:27,600 It's not like a radio station. 626 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:33,680 People don't just drop in asking for tours to see the board, 627 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,840 see the studios, visit the sales pit. 628 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:38,800 It's not what they do. 629 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,720 Those people realize that there are movie theaters. 630 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:44,100 Right? 631 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:45,680 You would think. 632 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:53,520 But no, no, you're the first visitors in quite some time to come through the library. 633 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:58,560 I would feel really weird, I think, if you asked him and said, 634 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:00,800 hey, these people just want to see everything. 635 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,920 Like, I agree. 636 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:08,240 I feel like as cultural outsiders, 637 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:14,400 it would be strange to then demand something that is not normally done. 638 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,000 I would not feel comfortable with that. 639 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,200 Perhaps I will just look at the library. 640 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:21,840 Of course, of course, take a look. 641 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,320 Peruse at your pleasure. 642 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:28,560 I will leave you, I will come back in a few, check on you. 643 00:29:29,519 --> 00:29:30,160 Cool, thanks. 644 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:38,560 And as he's saying that, his chair slowly sinks into the floor with him along with it. 645 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,080 That's fine, you got to teach me that. 646 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:52,160 Okay, well, I feel like talking openly is not an option. 647 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:54,240 Yes, I think you are right. 648 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:54,960 What should we... 649 00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:04,240 What are some topics that we can look at that will tell us more? 650 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:07,840 Libraries and how to escape them? 651 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:09,860 Or... 652 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,440 Magic floor chairs. 653 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:19,039 Maybe we just start to look around the library, but not at the books. 654 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,200 Yes, I see what you are saying. 655 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:26,960 I would like to wander around the library searching for any type of... 656 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,200 A very specific title of book. 657 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:34,559 Any type of exit, any type of something that looks like it could be a secret exit, 658 00:30:34,559 --> 00:30:36,640 like I pull on this wall sconce. 659 00:30:37,519 --> 00:30:43,279 Okay, everybody, make me an investigation rule. 660 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:47,840 Oh, Amy, you fucking suck. 661 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,920 No, yeah, mine was terrible. 662 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:50,720 It's five. 663 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:51,220 Twelve. 664 00:30:53,279 --> 00:30:56,080 Sorry, I said that about myself, Carla, and then you rolled lower than me. 665 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,880 Don't even get me started about Carla. 666 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,480 Mannix rolled a 19. 667 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:05,600 Of course he did. 668 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:06,799 Thank God for Mannix. 669 00:31:06,799 --> 00:31:07,299 Right. 670 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,279 Sorry, is Mannix a he? 671 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:11,680 We haven't... 672 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:12,640 I think of they. 673 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:13,840 I know, I keep saying he. 674 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:14,400 I keep saying he. 675 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,960 We said he in the first part, but then they... 676 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:21,040 We'll get into some backstory at a later time, but yeah. 677 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,000 Let's go they. 678 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:22,500 Okay. 679 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:32,480 So yeah, describe to me what your character is doing. 680 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:37,840 Four walls, all the walls are stacked with books. 681 00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:40,320 Up into nowhere. 682 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:41,680 The washroom is still there. 683 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:42,720 He left that. 684 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:43,360 That's kind. 685 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,360 There are four chairs where there were five. 686 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:50,080 There's the fireplace, which has a roaring fire in it. 687 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:53,279 So no like stacks, like no shelves of books, 688 00:31:53,279 --> 00:31:55,680 just the exterior walls are covered with books. 689 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:56,640 Yes. 690 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:57,519 And then a big... 691 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,279 Yeah, like no aisles, but yeah, just yeah. 692 00:32:01,279 --> 00:32:01,680 Okay. 693 00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,640 And then like all the way up to a ceiling that you can't see the end. 694 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:09,120 Are there ladders to reach said very tall books? 695 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:16,480 Um, as you think about ladder, one appears in a corner. 696 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:20,800 I think about a margarita. 697 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:22,820 Okay. 698 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:27,120 Yep, a margarita appears in the corner. 699 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:30,080 Can I go... 700 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,800 I'm going to look where the chairs were. 701 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:38,080 I assume it is something magical, but I want to see if there is in fact like, 702 00:32:38,159 --> 00:32:42,480 you know, trap doors, like something mechanical that made those chairs appear, 703 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,199 even though I assume no, but I'll go look. 704 00:32:45,759 --> 00:32:48,079 Yeah, you go investigate that location, 705 00:32:48,079 --> 00:32:52,000 and it does not appear that there are any trap or secret doors in the floor. 706 00:32:52,879 --> 00:32:56,879 And even watching the chairs appear and disappear, the ones that you did see, 707 00:32:59,599 --> 00:33:04,480 almost like the floor melted around it as it was being taken from the room 708 00:33:05,279 --> 00:33:06,480 and brought into the room. 709 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:09,140 Okay. 710 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,240 Sia thinks really hard about Donnie. 711 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:18,240 There's no Donnie. 712 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:20,960 Okay, well... 713 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:21,600 Good try though. 714 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:26,400 She walks through the stacks of books, running her hands along them, 715 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:30,160 and every time she sees like a particularly old one, she tips it out 716 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,920 and like waits for something to happen. 717 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:34,480 You do that. 718 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:36,960 Nothing occurs as you do that for a while. 719 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:38,960 And what are the books? 720 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:45,360 Is there any theme to the books or it is like a library? 721 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:49,519 There is different sections with different kinds of all kinds of knowledge. 722 00:33:49,519 --> 00:33:53,360 Or is it all like, how to embrace your undead life? 723 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,000 How to be your best undead self? 724 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,319 Not thousands of books on how to be your best undead, but yeah, 725 00:33:58,319 --> 00:34:04,960 all sorts of sections and knowledge and just like a library. 726 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:09,599 What's the one from Beetlejuice, the guide for the recently deceased? 727 00:34:09,599 --> 00:34:10,099 Right. 728 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,280 What about around the fireplace? 729 00:34:15,119 --> 00:34:16,639 Like is there any... 730 00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:19,599 Yeah, does it just look like a normal fireplace? 731 00:34:21,119 --> 00:34:23,840 It's a bricked-in fireplace. 732 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:30,800 There are statuettes of what look like serpents 733 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:36,560 kind of coming a little bit out of either of those. 734 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,440 Can I like try and pull on those? 735 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:40,160 I'm big on this. 736 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:42,480 There's got to be a trap door somewhere. 737 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,160 We'll try and pull anything that might be a lever. 738 00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,960 It's also like fucking D&D, everything's magic, 739 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,880 because otherwise it's like, well, there's a fireplace, 740 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,400 so you know there's got to be a chimney. 741 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:53,200 So there has to be, but that's probably not true. 742 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,200 There's chairs that disappear into the floor. 743 00:34:56,159 --> 00:35:00,799 Yeah, you pull on them and they appear to be firmly planted. 744 00:35:04,879 --> 00:35:09,519 I would like to see if there's an autobiography or biography on Shangalar. 745 00:35:09,519 --> 00:35:11,199 Make another investigation check. 746 00:35:14,159 --> 00:35:15,119 That's 14. 747 00:35:16,639 --> 00:35:20,480 You are looking through the shelves and you do come to a section. 748 00:35:20,639 --> 00:35:26,559 You're looking closely at them and then you almost bump into Mannix, 749 00:35:26,559 --> 00:35:28,800 who has pulled a book from the shelves. 750 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:35,280 You look down and you see it says it's an old gray dusty book 751 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,119 that says phylacteries on it. 752 00:35:39,039 --> 00:35:39,679 What you got there? 753 00:35:41,199 --> 00:35:48,320 It appears to be a book on locations of liches. 754 00:35:49,039 --> 00:35:50,000 Oh, cool. 755 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:56,719 How best to enforce them, but every section I read ends open-ended. 756 00:35:58,559 --> 00:35:59,199 Like what do you mean? 757 00:36:00,639 --> 00:36:03,679 Like it describes how best to set up defenses, 758 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:08,960 but as it gets to the actual mechanics of such things, 759 00:36:09,599 --> 00:36:13,840 it's like the words dissolve in your mind. 760 00:36:14,639 --> 00:36:18,480 Oh, I guess knowledge is power. 761 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:24,719 You look up on the shelves and a book catches your eye. 762 00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:26,079 It's a little bit out of your reach. 763 00:36:26,639 --> 00:36:29,119 But I can magic myself one of those ladders. 764 00:36:29,119 --> 00:36:29,920 Sure. 765 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,199 Think about a ladder really hard. 766 00:36:31,199 --> 00:36:31,920 Look at this, guys. 767 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,000 One pops out of your ass. 768 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:45,840 Just a step stool. 769 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:52,320 No, I can guarantee there's nothing up there, 770 00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,079 thanks to all the buttons in that bathroom. 771 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,199 Yeah, a ladder appears and you're able to step up 772 00:36:59,199 --> 00:37:03,119 and it's got like a bright red spine on it. 773 00:37:04,159 --> 00:37:08,639 And you see a serpent that's winding up the spine of it. 774 00:37:08,639 --> 00:37:10,159 You guys, this one's singing to me. 775 00:37:11,599 --> 00:37:12,880 Not really though, that'd be weird. 776 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,519 I bring the book down. 777 00:37:16,159 --> 00:37:17,679 Do I see a title on it? 778 00:37:17,679 --> 00:37:18,799 Is it title? 779 00:37:18,799 --> 00:37:24,159 As you pull it off the shelf, everybody, 780 00:37:27,039 --> 00:37:28,000 the light goes out. 781 00:37:29,199 --> 00:37:31,039 Not just the light in the room of the fire, 782 00:37:31,759 --> 00:37:33,599 but like your vision goes black. 783 00:37:39,919 --> 00:37:42,079 Hey, it's the middle and we're here. 784 00:37:42,799 --> 00:37:44,399 Definitely for the first time. 785 00:37:44,399 --> 00:37:45,440 Haven't done this one. 786 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,720 We never do retakes on the middle 787 00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:52,079 because we always nail it every time perfectly. 788 00:37:53,039 --> 00:37:54,240 Don't listen to the bloopers. 789 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,599 You won't hear any bloops from today's interlude. 790 00:37:59,599 --> 00:38:01,679 Anyways, we don't want to get off track. 791 00:38:01,679 --> 00:38:04,559 What we want to tell you about is the new season 792 00:38:04,559 --> 00:38:06,639 of our other show, Facing Fate. 793 00:38:06,639 --> 00:38:09,760 It's called Shadows and it just launched 794 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,880 this past Monday with the first episode 795 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:14,240 and we want you to go listen to it 796 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:15,600 because we're very excited about it. 797 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,920 We're playing the game Urban Shadows 798 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:18,960 by Andrew Medeiros. 799 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,880 It's published by Magpie Games 800 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:24,640 and it's a dark monsters walk among us 801 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:28,240 kind of story set in mid-90s Toronto 802 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:29,840 which screams dark. 803 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,160 Wait, if you don't know mid-90s Toronto, 804 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,000 that does scream dark. 805 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:34,960 It's scary. 806 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:36,320 It's dark time. 807 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:37,600 Spooky, scary. 808 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:38,400 That's what we've got going on. 809 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,240 We didn't have the internet now as we know it. 810 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:42,480 Whoa, that is scary. 811 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,480 But all of our characters have cell phones. 812 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,400 People in the 90s had cell phones for us. 813 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,440 Absolutely, they did. 814 00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:48,640 Motorola was big. 815 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,360 Shout out to Motorola. 816 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:52,080 Give us a call. 817 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:53,600 We will. 818 00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:57,040 Are you still making phones? 819 00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,560 I want to see where Amy's going with that. 820 00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,360 What are we going to do? 821 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,680 Sling flip phone ads for you. 822 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:04,480 Yeah, absolutely. 823 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:05,120 Give us a call. 824 00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:07,600 Drop my number down in the description. 825 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:08,960 Only Motorola call, please. 826 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,600 Anyways, we'd like you to go listen to Facing Fate. 827 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:14,880 Link's down in the description. 828 00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:15,520 New season. 829 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,160 We're very excited about it and we hope you are too. 830 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:19,120 Thank you for listening. 831 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,280 Now we'll get you back to this episode 832 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:22,400 and you have a great week 833 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:23,600 and we'll talk to you next week. 834 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:25,140 Bye. 835 00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:26,740 Bye. 836 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:33,600 Thea, you fall. 837 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:34,900 Oh, God. 838 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:36,560 Three feet. 839 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:37,360 Okay, right. 840 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:37,840 It's a step. 841 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:41,540 Hate you. 842 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:43,760 Three feet. 843 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,640 Don't be such a drama queen, Thea. 844 00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:49,200 Not enough to hurt, but enough to shock you. 845 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:49,920 Right. 846 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:54,000 I probably think I'm having some sort of fucking Nulara vision. 847 00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,560 It's quiet for a moment. 848 00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,200 The three of you hear Thea fall. 849 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,080 None of you can see anything. 850 00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:07,760 Is everyone all right? 851 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,080 I think I fell approximately three feet. 852 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,480 Yes, I am fine. 853 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,800 I, you are all, I cannot see. 854 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:15,920 You cannot see either? 855 00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:17,360 Can't see. 856 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:18,800 Can't see anything. 857 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:19,300 Nothing. 858 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,040 I think I turned the lights off with this book. 859 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:26,960 What book did you get? 860 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:28,080 I don't know. 861 00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:29,200 It's red. 862 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,800 It has a snake on it. 863 00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:34,800 You reach around for the book and you can't quite find it. 864 00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:37,200 I lost it. 865 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:37,840 I lost the book. 866 00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:41,120 Oh, what if it's a book with tiny feet? 867 00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:42,079 Oh, gross, you guys. 868 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,840 Thea has an Amy imagination. 869 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,320 It was a book with a snake on it, 870 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,880 so it'd be extra strange if it had feet. 871 00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:54,160 Yes, that's what would be wrong with this situation. 872 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,280 Thea, thank you. 873 00:40:58,079 --> 00:40:59,440 Can you guys help me find it? 874 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,200 I feel like it may have been important. 875 00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,280 You know, you get that feeling and the book you pull off the shelf 876 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:07,120 blots out the sun. 877 00:41:07,279 --> 00:41:07,519 Yeah. 878 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,759 Yeah, I'll just I'll start feeling around blindly for it. 879 00:41:11,759 --> 00:41:12,559 Whoa, easy. 880 00:41:16,799 --> 00:41:18,960 Everybody just roll a straight d20. 881 00:41:21,519 --> 00:41:22,000 Sixteen. 882 00:41:23,759 --> 00:41:24,159 Six. 883 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,480 Why are you rolling like me? 884 00:41:27,359 --> 00:41:28,000 I don't know. 885 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:28,400 It's bad rolls. 886 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:29,440 That's Amy's thing. 887 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:30,480 Are you OK? 888 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,079 Is everything all right? 889 00:41:32,079 --> 00:41:32,960 Pause the podcast. 890 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:33,920 Something's wrong with Carla. 891 00:41:35,119 --> 00:41:36,159 Eleven for me, Russ. 892 00:41:37,679 --> 00:41:39,759 Manic's got 11 as well. 893 00:41:39,759 --> 00:41:41,119 So it's 16. 894 00:41:41,119 --> 00:41:41,619 Yeah. 895 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,920 Yeah, you all begin feeling around kicking around, 896 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:49,039 you know, however you go about trying to find this book 897 00:41:49,039 --> 00:41:50,799 that you presume has fallen to the ground. 898 00:41:50,799 --> 00:41:54,639 Thea, you're because you haven't said otherwise, 899 00:41:54,639 --> 00:41:55,599 you're still on the floor, 900 00:41:55,599 --> 00:41:57,679 you're kind of crawling around feeling for it, 901 00:41:57,679 --> 00:42:01,119 and your finger runs up against what you feel is the book. 902 00:42:01,679 --> 00:42:03,039 Oh, guys, I got it. 903 00:42:03,679 --> 00:42:05,839 As you grab it and pick it up, 904 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:11,519 you hear just like a thunk and then light shoots up 905 00:42:11,519 --> 00:42:12,800 from down a hallway. 906 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,519 You can see kind of it illuminating down 907 00:42:17,519 --> 00:42:19,120 and breaking through the darkness 908 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,720 that's in this room that you're in. 909 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:21,920 Do we all see it? 910 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:22,720 All of you see this. 911 00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:23,220 Yeah. 912 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:29,280 So the room that previously had no exits 913 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,680 or hallways out of it now has a hallway out of it. 914 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:33,920 I looked down at the book. 915 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:34,480 Any title? 916 00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,599 Um, it's hard to make out, 917 00:42:37,599 --> 00:42:39,840 but no, you don't see a title. 918 00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:43,280 It's in a, it looks like it's, 919 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:48,639 either they're like runes or graphics, 920 00:42:48,639 --> 00:42:55,440 but just more a written word that you can't make out 921 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,320 at the very least. 922 00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:00,639 Anyone for going down the creepy lit hallway 923 00:43:00,639 --> 00:43:02,880 as opposed to the creepy unlit library? 924 00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:04,079 Yes. 925 00:43:04,079 --> 00:43:05,599 I feel like we were trapped before 926 00:43:05,599 --> 00:43:07,599 and now you have found an exit. 927 00:43:08,079 --> 00:43:08,800 Well, let's see. 928 00:43:09,519 --> 00:43:11,440 I don't know where it goes, 929 00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,000 but it might be a good idea. 930 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,440 Probably better than just sitting here. 931 00:43:16,079 --> 00:43:16,559 Yes. 932 00:43:16,559 --> 00:43:18,079 I was about to learn something. 933 00:43:18,079 --> 00:43:18,800 Okay, let's go. 934 00:43:21,519 --> 00:43:22,240 Heaven's forbid. 935 00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:23,760 It would be the worst. 936 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,360 No learning in this podcast. 937 00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:26,160 Fuck. 938 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:27,920 I got a thing against books, apparently. 939 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:28,420 You do. 940 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:32,559 The four of you begin to walk down the hallway. 941 00:43:32,639 --> 00:43:37,039 You walk towards the light and you walk for a long time. 942 00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:39,440 How long? 943 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,679 Well, like 500 miles. 944 00:43:43,679 --> 00:43:44,480 500 miles. 945 00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:46,400 And then 500 more. 946 00:43:49,759 --> 00:43:51,840 You walk for several minutes at the very least, 947 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,279 but it doesn't appear that the light 948 00:43:55,279 --> 00:43:58,960 is getting any brighter or less bright. 949 00:43:59,759 --> 00:44:02,000 We're not coming toward a bulb or anything. 950 00:44:02,079 --> 00:44:02,579 Yeah. 951 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:04,159 Oh, great. 952 00:44:04,159 --> 00:44:05,199 It's an endless hallway. 953 00:44:07,199 --> 00:44:09,360 I look down at the book and peruse it 954 00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,360 a little more thoroughly now that I can see it. 955 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,119 You flip open the book. 956 00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,000 You look at the cover and it's still that red. 957 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:18,639 I was going to say, 958 00:44:18,639 --> 00:44:21,519 well, man, I never said I opened the fucking thing. 959 00:44:21,519 --> 00:44:22,239 Sure. Sorry. 960 00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:23,920 Put actions in my mouth. 961 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,800 You look at the cover and the spine 962 00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,079 and it is still, from what you can tell, 963 00:44:30,079 --> 00:44:34,159 in the weird light that you're experiencing, 964 00:44:35,519 --> 00:44:37,440 a bright red leather. 965 00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:40,079 There's the serpent that runs down the spine 966 00:44:40,079 --> 00:44:42,559 and then these, not images, 967 00:44:42,559 --> 00:44:46,079 but like scrawlings of something on the front and back. 968 00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,360 I lift the book up and I whisper, 969 00:44:51,119 --> 00:44:53,039 hey, you magic? 970 00:44:53,039 --> 00:45:02,800 You cast detect magic and there's no aura 971 00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,079 that comes off of the book, 972 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,559 which would be surprising. 973 00:45:09,279 --> 00:45:15,360 However, you do get inundated with magic all around you. 974 00:45:17,279 --> 00:45:20,400 Well, that's also not surprising there. 975 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,400 Okay. Everything is magic. 976 00:45:23,199 --> 00:45:24,800 We're in a magic flying thing. 977 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:26,639 Yenbul your magic. 978 00:45:28,639 --> 00:45:31,599 Flint, you have the heart of a lion. 979 00:45:33,039 --> 00:45:35,920 You too, Mannix, you're also magic. 980 00:45:37,039 --> 00:45:39,679 But this book isn't, so I open it. 981 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,800 You open it and flip through the pages 982 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,599 and they all are an old worn parchment 983 00:45:45,599 --> 00:45:47,199 that appeared to be blank. 984 00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:48,960 Oh, God. 985 00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,719 Mannix, can you take a look at this? 986 00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:53,200 I'm obviously not worthy enough to read it. 987 00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:57,520 Mannix looks at you and says, obviously. 988 00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,640 Takes the book from you and flips through it 989 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:04,160 and says, I, however, am not worthy either. 990 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,480 Flint, Yenbul, care to take a gander? 991 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:10,240 I mean, I'll give it a try. 992 00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:11,440 I assume we're just walking 993 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,000 and talking through this endless hallway. 994 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,080 Everybody takes a flip through the book 995 00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:20,080 and no one can see any form of writing inside the book. 996 00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:21,220 At all. 997 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:26,480 You walk for another while. 998 00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:27,840 Does anybody say anything 999 00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:29,840 or have anything they want to discuss? 1000 00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:32,880 Should we write in the book? 1001 00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,520 Or do you think it is invisible ink 1002 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:36,720 for secret messages? 1003 00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:38,480 I do now. 1004 00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:44,240 I cast reveal. 1005 00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:45,360 No, I don't know if that's a thing. 1006 00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:48,560 I just like to say things. 1007 00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:51,620 Sorry. 1008 00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:58,720 As you continue walking, you hear another thunk. 1009 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,560 The light gets very bright all of a sudden, 1010 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:05,920 like blindingly bright. 1011 00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,920 You hear a voice come from all around you 1012 00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:12,880 and it's the voice of Wallace and says, 1013 00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:15,680 you were supposed to wait in the library. 1014 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:20,160 The library got all dark and stuff. 1015 00:47:21,119 --> 00:47:24,079 Well, that is unfortunate. 1016 00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,399 But you'd have now entered the master's house, 1017 00:47:28,399 --> 00:47:30,000 his home, his place. 1018 00:47:31,199 --> 00:47:32,480 This isn't going to be good. 1019 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:33,440 This isn't going to be good. 1020 00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:34,559 I'm going to have to try and clean this up. 1021 00:47:34,559 --> 00:47:37,119 You just wait right where you are. 1022 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,839 I will come find you later. 1023 00:47:39,839 --> 00:47:40,339 What? 1024 00:47:40,799 --> 00:47:41,199 Well, no. 1025 00:47:41,199 --> 00:47:42,559 Is there somewhere else we could wait? 1026 00:47:44,079 --> 00:47:48,719 Well, and then you hear another thunk. 1027 00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:50,240 A good like resting place. 1028 00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:52,480 Then you hear another thunk. 1029 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:59,360 And you're in a square room. 1030 00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:03,040 A little bit bigger than the size of 1031 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:06,160 that would be comfortable for the four of you to stand. 1032 00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,320 Not much room to move around though. 1033 00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,160 And it opens into a hallway 1034 00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:15,680 and the hallway is like carved wood, 1035 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:17,120 like the inside of a tree. 1036 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:20,720 And about 20 feet down, 1037 00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:23,760 you see reflections down this hallway. 1038 00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:27,680 Coming off the walls. 1039 00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:31,760 I mean, I know he told us to stay here, 1040 00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:33,200 but I don't want to stay in this box. 1041 00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:35,060 Agreed. 1042 00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:38,560 Yes, we are here for a mission. 1043 00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:42,560 We should keep trying to press on if we can. 1044 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:43,360 Absolutely. 1045 00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:48,480 The four of you walk down the hall 1046 00:48:48,559 --> 00:48:51,119 and it's well lit. 1047 00:48:51,119 --> 00:48:56,159 There's no real sign of where the light is coming from, 1048 00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:58,639 but you can see perfectly clear. 1049 00:49:02,559 --> 00:49:06,559 You reach the point where you saw the reflections 1050 00:49:07,519 --> 00:49:12,639 and you see mirrors on either side of this hallway. 1051 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:15,760 Further down the hallway, 1052 00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,280 you see it kind of bends 1053 00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:18,640 and the mirrors follow. 1054 00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:25,760 What do I see when I come up and look into one of the mirrors? 1055 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:30,800 You see an image of yourself in this first mirror. 1056 00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:36,160 But something about it is very different. 1057 00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:45,600 You see an image of yourself in white robes sitting in prayer. 1058 00:49:45,599 --> 00:49:49,199 In the middle of a temple of sorts. 1059 00:49:50,799 --> 00:49:52,719 Candles lit all around. 1060 00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:55,759 You look peaceful. 1061 00:50:01,199 --> 00:50:06,960 Maybe these mirrors show a nicer place than being here. 1062 00:50:09,599 --> 00:50:11,279 Uh, what do I see in the mirror? 1063 00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:16,480 Yen Bull, do you walk up to the same mirror or a different mirror? 1064 00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:17,360 Maybe a different one. 1065 00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:21,280 You walk up to one on the opposite side of the hallway 1066 00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:25,120 and you look in and you see an image of yourself 1067 00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:28,720 standing in full armored regalia 1068 00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:35,120 at the face of the entire army of Kalamshan. 1069 00:50:35,119 --> 00:50:41,679 You are calling to them, beckoning to them, 1070 00:50:43,199 --> 00:50:49,039 raising their spirits to fight an unknown enemy on the other side. 1071 00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:55,359 You are leading the country's army 1072 00:50:56,639 --> 00:50:59,440 in what looks like the fight for the country's life. 1073 00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:04,720 Is there another mirror that they haven't looked at yet? 1074 00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:07,039 Uh, the mirrors go all the way down the hall. 1075 00:51:08,159 --> 00:51:08,960 Oh, all right. 1076 00:51:10,639 --> 00:51:11,599 I'll try a new one. 1077 00:51:11,599 --> 00:51:14,559 As you walk past Yen Bull and Thea, 1078 00:51:14,559 --> 00:51:17,920 so we'll say that they're right across from each other, left and right. 1079 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:21,679 Do I see these same things in their mirrors as I walk by? 1080 00:51:21,679 --> 00:51:24,320 As you walk by, you look into their mirrors. 1081 00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:27,599 In the first one that Thea is looking into, 1082 00:51:28,319 --> 00:51:30,000 you see an image of yourself. 1083 00:51:30,639 --> 00:51:32,799 You're old, older. 1084 00:51:34,639 --> 00:51:37,360 Your beard and hair has grayed completely. 1085 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:41,599 You're seated at home in an armchair by a fire 1086 00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:45,279 and you're reading. 1087 00:51:48,319 --> 00:51:49,839 Am I reading a story called 1088 00:51:49,839 --> 00:51:52,799 The Wonderful Tale of How Flint Destroyed a Lich? 1089 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,440 Can't quite make out the title. 1090 00:51:57,599 --> 00:52:02,880 In the mirror that Yen Bull is looking into, 1091 00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,360 if you kind of look back and forth, 1092 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:08,960 you see a different image of yourself. 1093 00:52:10,319 --> 00:52:16,079 You see one where you are moving through the woods. 1094 00:52:16,799 --> 00:52:18,319 You're trying to track something. 1095 00:52:19,119 --> 00:52:21,199 You're surrounded by a few others. 1096 00:52:21,839 --> 00:52:23,679 You don't recognize their faces. 1097 00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:28,240 You're following large footprints. 1098 00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:32,880 You have on you a bow and arrow and a small hatchet. 1099 00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:38,560 Do you stop at either of those or do you keep walking? 1100 00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:40,400 No, I'm going to keep walking. 1101 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:41,760 You walk to the next mirror. 1102 00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:45,440 You appear to be back in Mithril Hall. 1103 00:52:46,240 --> 00:52:48,320 You're leaning over a bench. 1104 00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:53,280 You're working hard on something. 1105 00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:56,960 It looks like small metal gears. 1106 00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:58,800 You're putting them together. 1107 00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:03,840 Off in the corner, you see your sister and your father 1108 00:53:05,519 --> 00:53:08,000 working on something very similar. 1109 00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:12,080 What do you think these mirrors are showing us? 1110 00:53:13,519 --> 00:53:14,320 I don't know. 1111 00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:21,040 This is me at the head of the army. 1112 00:53:21,039 --> 00:53:23,440 Not... 1113 00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:25,440 Is that something you wish for? 1114 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:26,639 No. 1115 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:33,199 At this time, at this moment, I would like to fight for my country, 1116 00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:44,159 for my city, but I have never desired to be a leader of the army. 1117 00:53:45,599 --> 00:53:47,759 Yenbul, I assume you turn and address Thea? 1118 00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:49,119 Yeah. 1119 00:53:49,679 --> 00:53:51,519 As you turn, you're looking over her shoulder. 1120 00:53:51,519 --> 00:53:53,279 You see a different image of yourself. 1121 00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:57,679 You're dressed in all black clothing. 1122 00:53:59,119 --> 00:54:00,400 It looks like it's nighttime. 1123 00:54:01,359 --> 00:54:07,039 You and another figure are breaking into a building. 1124 00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:12,719 Silently, you move in and it looks like you're moving 1125 00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:17,279 towards some sort of safe or chest in the back of this room. 1126 00:54:19,119 --> 00:54:27,279 These images keep kind of replaying a specific five or 10 second scene. 1127 00:54:30,079 --> 00:54:31,519 And we can see each other's? 1128 00:54:31,519 --> 00:54:35,440 Like, can I see what Thea is seeing or just my own image of me? 1129 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,279 You only see images of yourself. 1130 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:38,239 Right. 1131 00:54:40,639 --> 00:54:45,920 I wonder if these are just lies or things that will come to pass 1132 00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:49,280 or things we want. 1133 00:54:51,039 --> 00:54:53,680 Well, here now, I am a thief. 1134 00:54:53,680 --> 00:55:01,599 I'm breaking in to steal something and that is not something that I want or that I would do. 1135 00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:09,440 Maybe they're just meant to distract us and keep us here looking at ourselves. 1136 00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:14,639 Mannix has walked past the three of you and is looking at the mirrors as well, 1137 00:55:14,639 --> 00:55:22,879 and you see them stop on one mirror and they're standing there, like, locked in gaze. 1138 00:55:25,679 --> 00:55:29,920 And they reach up their hand as if trying to move to touch the mirror. 1139 00:55:34,559 --> 00:55:35,920 Mannix, buddy, are you okay? 1140 00:55:37,039 --> 00:55:38,079 Mannix, what do you see? 1141 00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:44,400 I see my daughter. 1142 00:55:44,639 --> 00:55:57,519 Leon, she died years ago, but she's there with me. 1143 00:55:59,279 --> 00:56:01,599 I look different. 1144 00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:04,079 I have long hair. 1145 00:56:09,359 --> 00:56:13,519 I look more like a tracker. 1146 00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:24,559 Maybe these are showing us different lives. 1147 00:56:24,559 --> 00:56:27,839 We could have lived different paths had we chosen differently. 1148 00:56:31,759 --> 00:56:33,759 Do I know anything about special mirrors? 1149 00:56:35,359 --> 00:56:39,359 You know, I used to work in a library in special mirrors. 1150 00:56:39,359 --> 00:56:43,199 Yeah, I've read Harry Potter a lot of times. 1151 00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:44,800 Is this like a mirror of Arasad? 1152 00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:46,240 Just curious. 1153 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:51,760 No, you don't know specifically anything about these sorts of mirrors. 1154 00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:57,440 How long would you say that you have stood there watching these images roll by? 1155 00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:02,000 I mean, probably not more than 30 seconds for mine. 1156 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,280 It's an old man reading a book. 1157 00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:07,040 Yeah, and if it's only showing, it's like a GIF basically, right? 1158 00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:11,120 It's like showing us like a couple of sections. 1159 00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:11,920 That's fair, yeah. 1160 00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:18,320 Yeah, just no more than I think a couple minutes in total talking about them and looking. 1161 00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:19,600 Yeah. 1162 00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:27,680 You stand there and as you kind of address Mannix, they say, 1163 00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:35,600 It's been so long since I've seen her. 1164 00:57:35,599 --> 00:57:49,199 Here, Leona, my daughter, she died, but here, her face is bright. 1165 00:57:51,599 --> 00:57:55,039 And they reach their hand up and touch the mirror. 1166 00:57:55,039 --> 00:58:07,440 Mannix, I'm sorry, I know what it means to lose a loved one, 1167 00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:13,119 and I can't imagine how you feel seeing them again, but I don't think we can stop here. 1168 00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:19,599 Mannix puts their hand down and looks to you and says, 1169 00:58:21,119 --> 00:58:22,800 What do you mean lost a loved one? 1170 00:58:25,039 --> 00:58:32,719 And as the words leave your lips, there's a switch in your brain. 1171 00:58:34,239 --> 00:58:39,199 Memories flood back of Mannix talking about Leona and going on these adventures 1172 00:58:39,199 --> 00:58:42,079 and going to visit Leona's father. 1173 00:58:42,079 --> 00:58:47,679 You forget why you asked that question. 1174 00:58:55,119 --> 00:59:01,039 The intro song Nowhere Land is by Kavin McLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io. 1175 00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:06,239 All other music and sound effects can be found at epidemicsound.com. 1176 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:13,040 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, Christian Brown, Creighton's Raven, Devin Michaels, 1177 00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:18,960 Gabriel Lynch, Jacob Madden, Joshua Dixon, Cat Waterflame, and Stevie. 1178 00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:22,640 To find out more how you can support Dums and the Dragons, 1179 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:26,000 visit Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 1180 00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:30,480 Thank you for listening. Have a great week. We'll talk soon. 1181 00:59:31,119 --> 00:59:36,880 You know where health patrons can see Russ be a crybaby? 1182 00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,480 There's the blooper. No more bloopers. 1183 00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:44,800 Good luck with that. 1184 00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:45,519 Yeah. 1185 00:59:45,519 --> 00:59:46,559 My name is Nulara. 1186 00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:50,800 I was not expecting that. 1187 00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:53,920 Well, she had a bit of a moment, panicked. 1188 00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:57,039 She's thinking about Nulara a lot lately, okay? 1189 00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:01,279 Manix speaks up and says, I am Manix. 1190 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:03,199 Oh, we're giving our real names? 1191 01:00:04,159 --> 01:00:06,880 I mean, saying you're Nulara isn't going to help it. 1192 01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:09,440 Nulara was still a decimator of dragons. 1193 01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:10,480 Shit, well, I didn't know. 1194 01:00:11,279 --> 01:00:12,719 No, you're Nulara now. 1195 01:00:12,719 --> 01:00:17,199 Now, all of this crosstalk has been cut. You are Nulara now. Stick with it. 1196 01:00:17,199 --> 01:00:23,039 Don't get many visitors, but when I do get to show off the fine minutia. 1197 01:00:23,039 --> 01:00:24,000 Nope, gonna sneeze. 1198 01:00:27,119 --> 01:00:28,400 Fuck, it's gone. 1199 01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:28,880 Oh, no. 1200 01:00:31,119 --> 01:00:32,079 Stare into the light. 1201 01:00:32,079 --> 01:00:32,880 Oh, damn it. 1202 01:00:34,079 --> 01:00:36,880 We don't get many visitors, right? 1203 01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:38,559 We don't get many listeners. 1204 01:00:45,599 --> 01:00:49,119 Wallace and the Joy of the Surprises in the Bathroom. 1205 01:00:49,119 --> 01:00:50,880 I see his own spin-off book. 1206 01:00:52,239 --> 01:00:53,279 Sounds like a children's book. 1207 01:00:53,279 --> 01:00:54,000 A little how-to. 1208 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:57,920 Episode title, Surprises in the Bathroom. 1209 01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:01,440 I also like that Russ prefaced this episode with, 1210 01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:05,039 this is a big episode, and so far we've visited a library in a bathroom. 1211 01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:12,000 It's true. You teed it up pretty big, but we're spending a lot of time in the bathroom. 1212 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,719 Well, this Wallace guy is just such a charmer. 1213 01:01:16,079 --> 01:01:19,039 I want to go and look specifically for, like, 1214 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:23,840 a biography or perhaps an autobiography of Shang... 1215 01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:25,440 Shangalar. 1216 01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:26,000 Galar. 1217 01:01:26,559 --> 01:01:27,679 Now say it again. 1218 01:01:27,679 --> 01:01:28,719 Shangalar. 1219 01:01:28,719 --> 01:01:30,000 Now say it in sentence. 1220 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:33,679 I would like to go see if there's a biography or autobiography on Shangarlar. 1221 01:01:36,639 --> 01:01:37,519 Shangarlar. 1222 01:01:39,199 --> 01:01:40,000 What is it? 1223 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,440 Shangalar. 1224 01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:45,679 I would like to see if there's an autobiography or biography on Shangalar. 1225 01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:48,239 Yeah, that's good. 1226 01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:49,120 Shangalar. 1227 01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:49,760 Shangalar. 1228 01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:53,040 It's a hard name for me. 1229 01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:56,240 Welcome to the middle. This is actually Amy's Gardening Channel. 1230 01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:59,360 All of your gardening questions are answered here, 1231 01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:03,680 such as the germination rate and when you get to pick your radishes. 1232 01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:04,400 Back to you, Russ. 1233 01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:08,960 Thanks, Amy. Now on the field, we've got Facing Fate. 1234 01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:11,440 Go long, Facing Fate! 1235 01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:12,560 Go long, Facing Fate! 1236 01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:13,600 What is happening? 1237 01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:16,720 I don't know where we are anymore. 1238 01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:19,200 Can someone tell me about Facing Fate? 1239 01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:22,480 Do we feel like this is going well or should we start again? 1240 01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:23,120 No, we're good? 1241 01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:25,040 Yeah, no, this is just for them today. 1242 01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:30,000 I feel like we just need to bring it back to step one where we should have started. 1243 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:30,640 Okay, cool. 1244 01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:34,880 Hey, we have another show. You may have heard us mention it. 1245 01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:36,560 It's called Facing Fate. 1246 01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:39,760 I feel like I've just turned around a chair and flipped my hat backwards. 1247 01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:43,600 You're going to give some real talk about Facing Fate. 1248 01:02:43,599 --> 01:02:48,400 Dumbgeons & Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.